A Decade of Kevin Hart Dad Jokes Part 2

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  • Опубликовано: 12 авг 2021
  • A compilation of Kevin Hart dad jokes through the years so good that we turned it into a two parter!
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  • @angelmendoza1876
    @angelmendoza1876 2 года назад +3435

    “Check mate bitch, I hung up the phone” got me dead😂😂😂

  • @s.dot0306
    @s.dot0306 2 года назад +2139

    "In my mind she was cooking cocaine.." 😂😂😂☠️

    • @CallMeX881
      @CallMeX881 2 года назад +56

      "wait i almost finished"

    • @waterbender9939
      @waterbender9939 2 года назад +9

      @@CallMeX881 that's what she said lol 😂

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 2 года назад +5

      @@waterbender9939
      Your profile name. 😏

    • @aikamxn9250
      @aikamxn9250 Год назад +8

      bruh in my mind she was doing some other shii

    • @ChaosWeeb
      @ChaosWeeb Год назад +8

      @@CallMeX881 i wouldve been like "holy shit shes watching p0rn"

  • @ajarends1772
    @ajarends1772 2 года назад +482

    "FUCK U IS THE CODE"THAT SCENE KILLED ME 🤣🤣🤣

    • @PrietoYesenia
      @PrietoYesenia Год назад +4

      Me too 😂🤣

    • @De_Mona_Lisa
      @De_Mona_Lisa 10 месяцев назад +4

      IKR 😂😂😂😂 MY BROTHERS AND I DIED😂😂😂

    • @nonomefi2088
      @nonomefi2088 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@De_Mona_Lisa
      😊

  • @zeni595
    @zeni595 2 года назад +3106

    i love how open he is about getting caught

  • @sugarlove9179
    @sugarlove9179 2 года назад +1060

    “Come on daddy don’t do me like that”😂🤣

    • @The_Real_Moon
      @The_Real_Moon 10 месяцев назад +4

      Kevin's Son :Take my leg instead take my leg instead!!!!"

    • @37Phoenix
      @37Phoenix 10 месяцев назад

      Come on daddy don’t do me like that I swear to God I heard from upstairs fuck you

  • @papagrounds
    @papagrounds 2 года назад +2727

    Kevin's "son turns into a crackhead" imitation is pure diamond! 😂

    • @finnvanderes6480
      @finnvanderes6480 2 года назад +59

      C’mon daddy don’t do me like that

    • @jacobnele3006
      @jacobnele3006 2 года назад +6

      Yes I want to come in hot friend friend

    • @jacobnele3006
      @jacobnele3006 2 года назад +1

      Love love I went to her coming heart and arrows what do you mean who are you going to be fine hanging

    • @jacobnele3006
      @jacobnele3006 2 года назад +6

      Love love you 😻🤟🏾

    • @jacobnele3006
      @jacobnele3006 2 года назад +3

      Love love ❤️ love ❤️ I love

  • @FCBswinger
    @FCBswinger 2 года назад +103

    "My daughter a ho" this shit sent me to the heavens.

  • @jauhwilliams8618
    @jauhwilliams8618 2 года назад +657

    Idc what y’all say…Kevin is one of the 🐐’s.

    • @neighborhoodkrazyboy
      @neighborhoodkrazyboy 2 года назад +16

      Real Talk

    • @muditahlawat
      @muditahlawat 2 года назад +8

      @@neighborhoodkrazyboy this a real story

    • @Mrbuttboi
      @Mrbuttboi 2 года назад +25

      I’m so pissed about the Oscars thing. He deserves to host them. I’m so pissed.

    • @4evanumbrand192
      @4evanumbrand192 2 года назад +4

      Hell nah he's not that funny

    • @oneofuschoked2370
      @oneofuschoked2370 2 года назад +25

      @@4evanumbrand192 neither is ellen degenerous LOL

  • @TheKki2
    @TheKki2 2 года назад +605

    It's taken me years to get in to Hart's comedy. Had to watch and rewatch him severally to finally get his humor. No longer think he's overrated.

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 2 года назад +7

      🤨

    • @katorogi14
      @katorogi14 2 года назад +4

      Lol, tryna tell us that he is the funniest out there. Nope.

    • @Raywatch773
      @Raywatch773 2 года назад +19

      @@katorogi14 nb said he was he definitely top 5 for some top 10 for some he definitely top 10 fasho the man is walking comedy

    • @uno9915
      @uno9915 Год назад

      @@katorogi14 you probably think Gabriel Iglesias is the funniest mf ever so stfu

    • @adeyemi708
      @adeyemi708 Год назад +4

      @@katorogi14Statistically speaking kevin hart is the funniest guy to ever breathe air

  • @divachhajlani9978
    @divachhajlani9978 2 года назад +74

    “Boy put the code in the phone before I punch you in the fucking throat” had me goin 😂😂

  • @90sbabyemi40
    @90sbabyemi40 2 года назад +247

    Kevin is one of the best around

    • @skipfluck4299
      @skipfluck4299 2 года назад

      No he is not

    • @szvortex
      @szvortex 2 года назад +9

      @@skipfluck4299 then why you here

    • @bakedbeans6671
      @bakedbeans6671 2 года назад

      Agree but he’s not the best

    • @CloseTheDoor117
      @CloseTheDoor117 2 года назад +10

      @@bakedbeans6671 "one of the best" not "THE best"

    • @NourElRayes
      @NourElRayes 2 года назад

      Nah sometimes he's good

  • @dgeneeknapp3168
    @dgeneeknapp3168 Год назад +157

    I feel like I have watched his kids grow up before my eyes, and I've never met them. It's funny. His daughter has grown from telling him off about juice in toddler gibberish to confiding in him about her romantic life. And the boy...he can hold his head up good now 🤣.

  • @seriflelic9738
    @seriflelic9738 2 года назад +578

    One of the greatest comedians ever ♥️

    • @yoda5664
      @yoda5664 2 года назад +3

      Disagreed, he ain't funny he's a low level comedian you watch him just to laugh. You have a bland sense of humor. He isn't even in the top 100. Maybe in the top 1000

    • @yoda5664
      @yoda5664 2 года назад +4

      Dave C. And Eddie M. top two

    • @im_jordan1514
      @im_jordan1514 2 года назад +30

      @@yoda5664 ya you def weird ashl and biased if you think kevin isnt top 10 all time funniest comedians ever.

    • @mothernature6996
      @mothernature6996 2 года назад +25

      @@yoda5664that’s yr opinion but alot of people think otherwise you just sounds lika hater

    • @hunniii2356
      @hunniii2356 2 года назад +3

      @@yoda5664 your opinion. Not other's

  • @yeshasgprakash5023
    @yeshasgprakash5023 2 года назад +206

    12:24 that was some philosophical shit. I loved it.

  • @arunsundaram7719
    @arunsundaram7719 2 года назад +83

    He never complicates or cooks up the humour they are natural and simple and best

  • @rhizomove6631
    @rhizomove6631 2 года назад +277

    Kevin tells the best stories!!!

  • @maesnow6684
    @maesnow6684 2 года назад +727

    I love how he is so open about how he abuses his kids lmao 😭

    • @chadskeen8559
      @chadskeen8559 2 года назад +144

      Lol “ I CHOKED THIS SHIT OUT OF MY SON HE COULDN’T BREATHE”

    • @divachhajlani9978
      @divachhajlani9978 2 года назад +65

      Police comin to Kevin’s house like sir

    • @hunniii2356
      @hunniii2356 2 года назад +27

      I mean yeah it's a joke so purr.

    • @vanity1602
      @vanity1602 2 года назад +45

      The fact that you think he actually choked his son is what surprises me.

    • @hunniii2356
      @hunniii2356 2 года назад +9

      @@vanity1602 I think they are being ironic

  • @stayhappylittlemermaid
    @stayhappylittlemermaid 2 года назад +155

    Life is filled with challenges! don't let happiness be one of them!

  • @CIII328
    @CIII328 Год назад +28

    “Nah, man! I ain’t gon do it!”
    I’d have been taken aback, too 😂

  • @user-wd6lm7xp5x
    @user-wd6lm7xp5x 2 года назад +87

    I love Kevin he makes me laugh

  • @lucinehunte5009
    @lucinehunte5009 Год назад +21

    Kevin's daughter "wait I'm almost finished"🤣🤣

    • @kalebbrown6134
      @kalebbrown6134 10 месяцев назад +1

      That had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @beccabryant9934
    @beccabryant9934 2 года назад +19

    I love Kevin Hart! Best comedian!

  • @midnight9495
    @midnight9495 2 года назад +55

    Kevin is my favourite bc he actually makes me laugh

  • @sadiq9669dddd
    @sadiq9669dddd 2 года назад +29

    10:15
    In fact, I live in Baghdad and I understand why he said that

  • @joeylemos9691
    @joeylemos9691 2 года назад +21

    Kevin hart is the funniest man on the planet

  • @icyy_codm3440
    @icyy_codm3440 Год назад +16

    “Thats the code the code is f*ck you”
    “That’s a great code son I mean-“ 🤣

  • @DeadSezSo
    @DeadSezSo 2 года назад +89

    My dad and stepmother had that don't lock the door rule...until I turned 13 lol you deduce what caused the change of heart, hint: I wasn't the one who walked in on them lol

    • @isaaccordova4089
      @isaaccordova4089 2 года назад +4

      they walked in on you 😟?

    • @strenuousspider9525
      @strenuousspider9525 2 года назад +16

      I dont understand that rule for some people for one reason and one reason only. Why the fuck do they just barge on in, it's like knock and wait for a answer before coming in it's just manners. That's how it is in my house. No locked doors because if I need to get to you for any reason I can't have the door stopping me, however that is followed by this rule. Knock and wait for a answer when doors are closed, if no answer knock fairly hard and wait, at that point just go in if no answer.

    • @LS13.
      @LS13. 2 года назад +4

      @@strenuousspider9525 gives kids way more time to quickly hide whatever they are doing, if it’s something they’re not supposed to be doing. But it’s up to every persons own preference on how they want to parent

    • @ray-an8166
      @ray-an8166 2 года назад +1

      @@LS13. alright what about you walk in on your son wanking:)🤣🤣at least they have a second to put a cover on

    • @andrewswing9917
      @andrewswing9917 2 года назад

      @@LS13. In-between ages, 11-17 at home I was having sex and smoking weed. With that in mind, my mom believed in that same mindset, I wasn't ever doing anything "stupid" but when you're putting on a condom and your mom knocks. I was on a mission obviously. That's why when I lived at home I wanted that one particular boundary understood. Sadly, I'm black and black mom's just don't mind 🤣. My point being just trust your kids.

  • @kirstynschamber8510
    @kirstynschamber8510 2 года назад +47

    Wish I had a good dad like him honestly🤣

  • @thinkvash9754
    @thinkvash9754 2 года назад +28

    2:45 Crackhead instantly
    3:51 His son is dead if the code isnt f u
    6:47 Dad roasting daughter wow
    7:23 Matt is a good kid
    7:48 Personality POP 😂 HAD A BUNCH OF PIZZAAAZ FLAIR 😂😂
    8:00 Brave TIM
    8:23 SHEEESH 😂
    9:23 Kevin has had enough

  • @afifsalim5533
    @afifsalim5533 2 года назад +22

    The first one was fabulous! Amazing! Cried my eyes out lol

  • @jacobjester4761
    @jacobjester4761 2 года назад +85

    Keep the blanket around the hips and you’re just “giving mommy a back massage” 😂

  • @Realmusic__
    @Realmusic__ 2 года назад +24

    Kevin is the best comedian in the world

  • @gympsterchains
    @gympsterchains Год назад +14

    "Don't do me like that daddy. Take my leg instead."

  • @IsaacIsDead1
    @IsaacIsDead1 2 года назад +42

    6:48 It’s too funny 😭

  • @mpendulumchunu4315
    @mpendulumchunu4315 2 года назад +11

    ,😂😂😂🤣😂 love Kevin Hart

  • @macheandicucarachaurlaubsr6445
    @macheandicucarachaurlaubsr6445 2 года назад +14

    Kevin Best Comedian 😉🤣🤣🤣

  • @robertwarren1113
    @robertwarren1113 Год назад +16

    Here is a true fact. Comedians are the best storytellers.

  • @damianrodarte7727
    @damianrodarte7727 2 года назад +11

    "Balls in the trash" 🤣

  • @wockislush8336
    @wockislush8336 2 года назад +28

    Imagine mat ,rob,Tim where to watch this

  • @brianmurillo9293
    @brianmurillo9293 2 года назад +12

    10:40 “wtf is going on dad”

  • @baberockabye
    @baberockabye 2 года назад +8

    3:47 BEST PART HAHAHAHA

  • @MattTheDreamer7199
    @MattTheDreamer7199 2 года назад +32

    "Hoe activity" 😭😭

  • @De_Mona_Lisa
    @De_Mona_Lisa 10 месяцев назад +5

    The funny part, is when he said the code was “f*ck you” 😂😂😂

  • @tgittodaysallyougot9491
    @tgittodaysallyougot9491 Год назад +3

    love your shows Kevin.

  • @ODSKhari
    @ODSKhari 2 года назад +44

    13:20 the best part 🤣

  • @tpdragon3587
    @tpdragon3587 Год назад +29

    Not even two minutes into the vid and I am already dying!!🤣🤣

  • @omkardeshmukh1942
    @omkardeshmukh1942 9 месяцев назад +3

    13:27
    the best part

  • @joshrussell3341
    @joshrussell3341 2 года назад +23

    God is SO great! God bless! God bless everyone!

  • @mohammedmohamed7017
    @mohammedmohamed7017 Год назад +8

    Never challenge or to compete with the person who raised you made the person you are...

  • @luxuryballer8291
    @luxuryballer8291 Год назад +12

    Some people dont think it's right to "invade" a child's privacy yet we live in a country where parents are charged for their children's actions. Children dont get "privacy", not when it's my ass on the line.

  • @dord4453
    @dord4453 2 года назад +10

    The end was the funniest shit ever bruh

  • @laurenschenck5355
    @laurenschenck5355 Год назад +3

    Kevin hart is so funny and one of my favorite comedian and and amazing dad husband and wonderful and smart and best friend partner husband ❤ 😂😂😂😂

  • @emmjehh3561
    @emmjehh3561 2 года назад +10

    He reminds me so much of Pray Tell

  • @blu3j00Ls
    @blu3j00Ls 2 года назад +199

    His face is shinier than my hair.

    • @TheJP100
      @TheJP100 2 года назад +9

      Imagine having hair xD

    • @CRANEII
      @CRANEII 2 года назад +3

      @@TheJP100 💀💀💀

    • @susanrhodes7960
      @susanrhodes7960 Год назад

      It's called sweat.

  • @GENERALWACKASS
    @GENERALWACKASS 2 года назад +19

    Thankgod i never caught or heard my family doing this

  • @nightshadekelly
    @nightshadekelly 2 года назад +14

    I always had a secret second phone for when my mom took mine 🤣

    • @ayojethro
      @ayojethro 2 года назад +5

      Rich gyul tings

  • @greenwoo
    @greenwoo 2 года назад +48

    3:49 can't believe I will see this kind of rookie mistake on Netflix's channel

    • @wheezesinsilence4486
      @wheezesinsilence4486 2 года назад

      About what?

    • @Abdu1Mui2
      @Abdu1Mui2 2 года назад +1

      U can barely even notice anything
      Don’t be a Karen/Kyle

    • @MrDoomsmith
      @MrDoomsmith 2 года назад +5

      @@Abdu1Mui2 Think its less about being a Karen/Kyle, and more so an expectation that they as a tv/film company would be able to splice together and properly edit a video.

    • @jollyomeatLA
      @jollyomeatLA 2 года назад

      Sure this is Netflix channel or a channel with Netflix in the name

  • @flydamage9055
    @flydamage9055 2 года назад +8

    love me some Kevin 😅❤

  • @laoaganlester1728
    @laoaganlester1728 3 месяца назад +1

    Proud Filipino here 🇵🇭. My fellow Filipino Kevin Hart shoud put out more Filipino jokes out there😂.

  • @ahmedfarrag4849
    @ahmedfarrag4849 Год назад +4

    this man is the fucking greatest stand up comedian alive

  • @Romano.038
    @Romano.038 Год назад +8

    Yo kevin just on stage admitting that he suffocated his lil son im dead ☠️😂
    All white parents : “😧😧”
    Black parents : “thats right he had that one coming!”

  • @caseyl6876
    @caseyl6876 Год назад +4

    "This is called life with your mother, all right?". 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @eddiejairo7345
    @eddiejairo7345 Год назад +5

    “Last I checked I went to school I passed I’m successful” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @orionwwright406
    @orionwwright406 Год назад +3

    GOD! This is the new story man!

  • @alessiab.6418
    @alessiab.6418 2 года назад +7

    so Kevin is one of those parents who dont give their kids privacy😭 he funny and everything but the fact got me

  • @joshuaesposito5409
    @joshuaesposito5409 2 года назад +15

    Hart is not a laugh out loud kinda comedian but he is highly entertaining to watch

    • @youngday4576
      @youngday4576 Год назад +2

      Oh watch his horseback riding bit that’s definitely laugh out loud comedy

  • @adamf.8564
    @adamf.8564 Год назад +1

    Kevins and his family is privileged to say the least BUT don't forget him and his family is not the ONLY one either!
    Same goes for me lol!

  • @sowpmactavish
    @sowpmactavish 2 года назад +5

    1:45 couldve said it was a heimlich lol

  • @eddiejairo7345
    @eddiejairo7345 Год назад +16

    “In my mind she was cooking cocaine” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @roseikdaniel9965
    @roseikdaniel9965 Год назад +3

    The most open stand up man is keven...

  • @pigeon.6051
    @pigeon.6051 Год назад +5

    yall out there be sayin that kevin isnt a good comedian but divorced parents out there be laughing their asses of.

  • @4rifr0mthe3nd
    @4rifr0mthe3nd 2 года назад +20

    Lmao imagine publicly being this shameless about being an abusive parent 😭💀

    • @niki15508
      @niki15508 Год назад +2

      right like why is nobody talking about it

    • @andrewswing9917
      @andrewswing9917 Год назад

      Well, you can't just talk to kids.

    • @hatefulflame9986
      @hatefulflame9986 Год назад +1

      @@andrewswing9917 You can if you don't raise your kids to fear you :P

    • @andrewswing9917
      @andrewswing9917 Год назад

      @@hatefulflame9986 So there's the Caucasian way, of multiple excuses and coddling or getting rocked by your black parents.
      I don't know about you, but, Caucasians have the highest rate of: Murders, rapists and pedophiles so just maybe. Just, maybe, choking your child will make a small difference on there character.

    • @hatefulflame9986
      @hatefulflame9986 Год назад +1

      @@andrewswing9917 Litearlly 0 people made race the issue but A-Okay my guy, Be abusive to your kids and lets hope they never contact you again after 18

  • @_DREYY
    @_DREYY 2 года назад +3

    WOW LOL "Its called life with your mother"

  • @a.m7409
    @a.m7409 2 года назад +2

    Want part 3

  • @maxwayne9630
    @maxwayne9630 2 года назад +1

    check mate lmfao 🤣

  • @dannywitchrist3201
    @dannywitchrist3201 2 года назад +2

    WHOEVER SEE THIS COMMENT IM ENCOURAGING YOU TO GET RIGHT WITH GOD BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND REPENT OF YOUR SINS. AMEN🙏🏽

  • @briansalinas910
    @briansalinas910 2 года назад +12

    Did he add the “ with my ex wife” on 10:13? 😂

    • @Raepostedit
      @Raepostedit 2 года назад

      It sounds like it his mouth didn’t move at all 🤣🤣

  • @meto8019
    @meto8019 2 года назад +2

    I don’t understand the debate between him in KAT. But this material is what Kat doesn’t give me. I appreciate them both.

  • @animatedgodess6725
    @animatedgodess6725 Год назад +3

    ''aye,checkmate b*tch'' (hangs up)
    me: LOL
    also me: (calls my ex-boyfriend)

  • @d-puppup
    @d-puppup 2 года назад +2

    I fuckin love kev!

  • @TAZORS
    @TAZORS Год назад +3

    This is called "life with your mother"😅😅😅

  • @robynlocke9602
    @robynlocke9602 Год назад

    Love you kevin 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @bigchiefblufftown
    @bigchiefblufftown 2 года назад +9

    Nah , dad jokes at add all def digital.

  • @fyzgamingmuigoku3669
    @fyzgamingmuigoku3669 2 года назад +2

    You gonna learn today. 🤣

  • @tracezachdaniels4264
    @tracezachdaniels4264 2 года назад

    SO SHWEEEETTT...much love Tee with LIONS NAMED LEO.[the music worldwide}
    AND OOOOWEEEE SOOOO FUNNY..

  • @docsaaid2939
    @docsaaid2939 Год назад +1

    Dun do me like tat daddy!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jessejoseph374
    @jessejoseph374 2 года назад +13

    We all can relate

  • @kimberlywalter3685
    @kimberlywalter3685 Год назад

    Kevin Hart is a funny man

  • @princebanda
    @princebanda 2 года назад

    One of the 🐐

  • @robyates7629
    @robyates7629 2 года назад +15

    Ima get you a turtle neck 😭😭

  • @katymoyes5668
    @katymoyes5668 2 года назад +14

    I like the part where he told a joke

  • @modiiii9439
    @modiiii9439 Год назад +2

    The code is f u 😂😂

  • @arsenal4life782
    @arsenal4life782 Год назад +3

    Never laughed so much we going over football plays

  • @ismkd8593
    @ismkd8593 Год назад +1

    Amazing video 😂😂

  • @jasmainjasmain2906
    @jasmainjasmain2906 2 года назад +30

    Ton of jokes against his ex but didn't he cheat on her? Lol

  • @munef_alsobehi9275
    @munef_alsobehi9275 Год назад +3

    مضحك جدا
    بسكيف الكلام مايطلع من الممثلين العرب حتى مجرد يضحكوا بس اعتقد المجتمع عندنا ماينقبل يسمع مثل ذي النكت بالعلم لكن بالخاص ولا بين اثنين اصحاب اعتقد عايدي
    My favorite actor funny in universe 🤣🤣
    Thanks from Yemen 🇾🇪

  • @anywayssss0022
    @anywayssss0022 Год назад +3

    Hes too funny

  • @user-ug8ll5st8l
    @user-ug8ll5st8l 2 года назад +1

    Kevin hart is the father I would be afraid to have

    • @LS13.
      @LS13. 2 года назад +2

      Seems like it’s simple. Follow the rules in the household and nothing is ever a problem lol

  • @kendallwilliams1601
    @kendallwilliams1601 Год назад +3

    my dad use to take our phones but give them back 30minutes later saying he was gonna keep it for a week and never broke our privacy like never mad respect for my pops

  • @tapojyotiray8162
    @tapojyotiray8162 2 года назад +6

    When Gen Z will turn into the next generation of parents, Kevin Hart will be the generations main influencer at parenting.