A Decade of Kevin Hart Dad Jokes Part 2

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @zeni595
    @zeni595 3 года назад +3347

    i love how open he is about getting caught

  • @sugarlove9179
    @sugarlove9179 3 года назад +1254

    “Come on daddy don’t do me like that”😂🤣

    • @The_Real_Moon
      @The_Real_Moon Год назад +12

      Kevin's Son :Take my leg instead take my leg instead!!!!"

    • @37TTTmine
      @37TTTmine Год назад

      Come on daddy don’t do me like that I swear to God I heard from upstairs fuck you

    • @TheOldestPrimordial
      @TheOldestPrimordial 3 месяца назад +3

      Kevin: what?

  • @angelmendoza1876
    @angelmendoza1876 3 года назад +3725

    “Check mate bitch, I hung up the phone” got me dead😂😂😂

  • @HilalFCB
    @HilalFCB 2 года назад +204

    "My daughter a ho" this shit sent me to the heavens.

  • @s.dot0306
    @s.dot0306 3 года назад +2320

    "In my mind she was cooking cocaine.." 😂😂😂☠️

    • @CallMeX881
      @CallMeX881 3 года назад +59

      "wait i almost finished"

    • @waterbender9939
      @waterbender9939 2 года назад +10

      @@CallMeX881 that's what she said lol 😂

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 2 года назад +5

      @@waterbender9939
      Your profile name. 😏

    • @aikamxn9250
      @aikamxn9250 2 года назад +8

      bruh in my mind she was doing some other shii

    • @ChaosWeeb
      @ChaosWeeb Год назад +8

      @@CallMeX881 i wouldve been like "holy shit shes watching p0rn"

  • @papagrounds
    @papagrounds 3 года назад +2847

    Kevin's "son turns into a crackhead" imitation is pure diamond! 😂

    • @finnvanderes6480
      @finnvanderes6480 3 года назад +59

      C’mon daddy don’t do me like that

    • @jacobnele3006
      @jacobnele3006 3 года назад +6

      Yes I want to come in hot friend friend

    • @jacobnele3006
      @jacobnele3006 3 года назад +1

      Love love I went to her coming heart and arrows what do you mean who are you going to be fine hanging

    • @jacobnele3006
      @jacobnele3006 3 года назад +6

      Love love you 😻🤟🏾

    • @jacobnele3006
      @jacobnele3006 3 года назад +3

      Love love ❤️ love ❤️ I love

  • @yeshasgprakash5023
    @yeshasgprakash5023 3 года назад +223

    12:24 that was some philosophical shit. I loved it.

  • @jauhwilliams8618
    @jauhwilliams8618 3 года назад +703

    Idc what y’all say…Kevin is one of the 🐐’s.

    • @neighborhoodkrazyboy
      @neighborhoodkrazyboy 3 года назад +16

      Real Talk

    • @muditahlawat
      @muditahlawat 3 года назад +8

      @@neighborhoodkrazyboy this a real story

    • @Mrbuttboi
      @Mrbuttboi 3 года назад +25

      I’m so pissed about the Oscars thing. He deserves to host them. I’m so pissed.

    • @4evanumbrand192
      @4evanumbrand192 3 года назад +4

      Hell nah he's not that funny

    • @oneofuschoked2370
      @oneofuschoked2370 3 года назад +26

      @@4evanumbrand192 neither is ellen degenerous LOL

  • @TheKki2
    @TheKki2 3 года назад +642

    It's taken me years to get in to Hart's comedy. Had to watch and rewatch him severally to finally get his humor. No longer think he's overrated.

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 2 года назад +8

      🤨

    • @katorogi14
      @katorogi14 2 года назад +4

      Lol, tryna tell us that he is the funniest out there. Nope.

    • @Raywatch773
      @Raywatch773 2 года назад +19

      @@katorogi14 nb said he was he definitely top 5 for some top 10 for some he definitely top 10 fasho the man is walking comedy

    • @uno9915
      @uno9915 2 года назад

      @@katorogi14 you probably think Gabriel Iglesias is the funniest mf ever so stfu

    • @adeyemi708
      @adeyemi708 2 года назад +5

      @@katorogi14Statistically speaking kevin hart is the funniest guy to ever breathe air

  • @rhizomove6631
    @rhizomove6631 3 года назад +287

    Kevin tells the best stories!!!

  • @90sbabyemi40
    @90sbabyemi40 3 года назад +269

    Kevin is one of the best around

    • @skipfluck4299
      @skipfluck4299 3 года назад

      No he is not

    • @szvortex
      @szvortex 3 года назад +12

      @@skipfluck4299 then why you here

    • @bakedbeans6671
      @bakedbeans6671 3 года назад

      Agree but he’s not the best

    • @CloseTheDoor117
      @CloseTheDoor117 3 года назад +11

      @@bakedbeans6671 "one of the best" not "THE best"

    • @NourElRayes
      @NourElRayes 3 года назад

      Nah sometimes he's good

  • @dgeneeknapp3168
    @dgeneeknapp3168 2 года назад +179

    I feel like I have watched his kids grow up before my eyes, and I've never met them. It's funny. His daughter has grown from telling him off about juice in toddler gibberish to confiding in him about her romantic life. And the boy...he can hold his head up good now 🤣.

    • @anujgoswami6182
      @anujgoswami6182 2 года назад +5

      untill his phone is taken away

    • @ALLQUEEN51
      @ALLQUEEN51 8 дней назад

      I forgot about that joke about his sons head just moving around 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @divachhajlani9978
    @divachhajlani9978 2 года назад +115

    “Boy put the code in the phone before I punch you in the fucking throat” had me goin 😂😂

  • @arunsundaram7719
    @arunsundaram7719 2 года назад +90

    He never complicates or cooks up the humour they are natural and simple and best

  • @seriflelic9738
    @seriflelic9738 3 года назад +583

    One of the greatest comedians ever ♥️

    • @yoda5664
      @yoda5664 3 года назад +4

      Disagreed, he ain't funny he's a low level comedian you watch him just to laugh. You have a bland sense of humor. He isn't even in the top 100. Maybe in the top 1000

    • @yoda5664
      @yoda5664 3 года назад +5

      Dave C. And Eddie M. top two

    • @im_jordan1514
      @im_jordan1514 3 года назад +31

      @@yoda5664 ya you def weird ashl and biased if you think kevin isnt top 10 all time funniest comedians ever.

    • @mothernature6996
      @mothernature6996 2 года назад +26

      @@yoda5664that’s yr opinion but alot of people think otherwise you just sounds lika hater

    • @hunniii2356
      @hunniii2356 2 года назад +3

      @@yoda5664 your opinion. Not other's

  • @stayhappylittlemermaid
    @stayhappylittlemermaid 3 года назад +160

    Life is filled with challenges! don't let happiness be one of them!

  • @maesnow6684
    @maesnow6684 3 года назад +759

    I love how he is so open about how he abuses his kids lmao 😭

    • @chadskeen8559
      @chadskeen8559 2 года назад +154

      Lol “ I CHOKED THIS SHIT OUT OF MY SON HE COULDN’T BREATHE”

    • @divachhajlani9978
      @divachhajlani9978 2 года назад +66

      Police comin to Kevin’s house like sir

    • @hunniii2356
      @hunniii2356 2 года назад +29

      I mean yeah it's a joke so purr.

    • @vanity1602
      @vanity1602 2 года назад +48

      The fact that you think he actually choked his son is what surprises me.

    • @hunniii2356
      @hunniii2356 2 года назад +9

      @@vanity1602 I think they are being ironic

  • @user-wd6lm7xp5x
    @user-wd6lm7xp5x 3 года назад +88

    I love Kevin he makes me laugh

  • @CIII328
    @CIII328 2 года назад +32

    “Nah, man! I ain’t gon do it!”
    I’d have been taken aback, too 😂

  • @sadiq9669dddd
    @sadiq9669dddd 3 года назад +30

    10:15
    In fact, I live in Baghdad and I understand why he said that

  • @midnight9495
    @midnight9495 3 года назад +56

    Kevin is my favourite bc he actually makes me laugh

  • @beccabryant9934
    @beccabryant9934 2 года назад +20

    I love Kevin Hart! Best comedian!

  • @luxuryballer8291
    @luxuryballer8291 2 года назад +25

    Some people dont think it's right to "invade" a child's privacy yet we live in a country where parents are charged for their children's actions. Children dont get "privacy", not when it's my ass on the line.

  • @kirstynschamber8510
    @kirstynschamber8510 3 года назад +47

    Wish I had a good dad like him honestly🤣

  • @icyy_codm3440
    @icyy_codm3440 2 года назад +17

    “Thats the code the code is f*ck you”
    “That’s a great code son I mean-“ 🤣

  • @thinkvash9754
    @thinkvash9754 2 года назад +32

    2:45 Crackhead instantly
    3:51 His son is dead if the code isnt f u
    6:47 Dad roasting daughter wow
    7:23 Matt is a good kid
    7:48 Personality POP 😂 HAD A BUNCH OF PIZZAAAZ FLAIR 😂😂
    8:00 Brave TIM
    8:23 SHEEESH 😂
    9:23 Kevin has had enough

  • @KingcobraIII636
    @KingcobraIII636 3 года назад +24

    Kevin is the best comedian in the world

  • @lucinehunte5009
    @lucinehunte5009 2 года назад +27

    Kevin's daughter "wait I'm almost finished"🤣🤣

  • @joeylemos9691
    @joeylemos9691 3 года назад +21

    Kevin hart is the funniest man on the planet

  • @IsaacIsDead1
    @IsaacIsDead1 3 года назад +46

    6:48 It’s too funny 😭

  • @DeadSezSo
    @DeadSezSo 3 года назад +92

    My dad and stepmother had that don't lock the door rule...until I turned 13 lol you deduce what caused the change of heart, hint: I wasn't the one who walked in on them lol

    • @isaaccordova4089
      @isaaccordova4089 2 года назад +4

      they walked in on you 😟?

    • @strenuousspider9525
      @strenuousspider9525 2 года назад +18

      I dont understand that rule for some people for one reason and one reason only. Why the fuck do they just barge on in, it's like knock and wait for a answer before coming in it's just manners. That's how it is in my house. No locked doors because if I need to get to you for any reason I can't have the door stopping me, however that is followed by this rule. Knock and wait for a answer when doors are closed, if no answer knock fairly hard and wait, at that point just go in if no answer.

    • @LS13.
      @LS13. 2 года назад +4

      @@strenuousspider9525 gives kids way more time to quickly hide whatever they are doing, if it’s something they’re not supposed to be doing. But it’s up to every persons own preference on how they want to parent

    • @ray-an8166
      @ray-an8166 2 года назад +1

      @@LS13. alright what about you walk in on your son wanking:)🤣🤣at least they have a second to put a cover on

    • @andrewswing9917
      @andrewswing9917 2 года назад

      @@LS13. In-between ages, 11-17 at home I was having sex and smoking weed. With that in mind, my mom believed in that same mindset, I wasn't ever doing anything "stupid" but when you're putting on a condom and your mom knocks. I was on a mission obviously. That's why when I lived at home I wanted that one particular boundary understood. Sadly, I'm black and black mom's just don't mind 🤣. My point being just trust your kids.

  • @jacobjester4761
    @jacobjester4761 2 года назад +87

    Keep the blanket around the hips and you’re just “giving mommy a back massage” 😂

  • @robertwarren1113
    @robertwarren1113 2 года назад +16

    Here is a true fact. Comedians are the best storytellers.

  • @daphneharper5287
    @daphneharper5287 Месяц назад +2

    Wow, lord have mercy, COMEDY, what would I do without it, SEPTEMBER 25, 2024, my 33 year old son died, I’m internally suffering, I’m devastated, I’m hurting, why I’m here today, COMEDY was our thing, we’ve been in the presence of the best comedians, the best TV shows, we’ve seen them all, it’s what kept us happy, COMEDY IS THERAPEUTIC, it’s MEDICINAL, at this very moment it’s COMEDY AND PRAYING that’s keeping me mentally, emotionally, psychologically and spiritually sane, GOD BLESS YOU KEVIN HART, I actually feel better 😊🙏🌺

  • @mohammedmohamed7017
    @mohammedmohamed7017 2 года назад +8

    Never challenge or to compete with the person who raised you made the person you are...

  • @ODSKhari
    @ODSKhari 3 года назад +45

    13:20 the best part 🤣

  • @brianmurillo9293
    @brianmurillo9293 3 года назад +14

    10:40 “wtf is going on dad”

  • @afifsalim5533
    @afifsalim5533 2 года назад +22

    The first one was fabulous! Amazing! Cried my eyes out lol

  • @wockislush8336
    @wockislush8336 3 года назад +28

    Imagine mat ,rob,Tim where to watch this

  • @mamadoumoleondourjr8896
    @mamadoumoleondourjr8896 4 месяца назад +2

    2:58 take my leg 😂😭❤️‍🔥✨

  • @damianrodarte7727
    @damianrodarte7727 2 года назад +12

    "Balls in the trash" 🤣

  • @andreasmache83
    @andreasmache83 2 года назад +15

    Kevin Best Comedian 😉🤣🤣🤣

  • @tpdragon3587
    @tpdragon3587 2 года назад +30

    Not even two minutes into the vid and I am already dying!!🤣🤣

  • @baberockabye
    @baberockabye 2 года назад +10

    3:47 BEST PART HAHAHAHA

  • @greenwoo
    @greenwoo 3 года назад +49

    3:49 can't believe I will see this kind of rookie mistake on Netflix's channel

    • @wheezesinsilence4486
      @wheezesinsilence4486 3 года назад

      About what?

    • @Abdu1Mui2
      @Abdu1Mui2 3 года назад +2

      U can barely even notice anything
      Don’t be a Karen/Kyle

    • @MrDoomsmith
      @MrDoomsmith 3 года назад +6

      @@Abdu1Mui2 Think its less about being a Karen/Kyle, and more so an expectation that they as a tv/film company would be able to splice together and properly edit a video.

    • @jollyomeatLA
      @jollyomeatLA 2 года назад

      Sure this is Netflix channel or a channel with Netflix in the name

  • @joshrussell3341
    @joshrussell3341 3 года назад +24

    God is SO great! God bless! God bless everyone!

  • @tevinchris8525
    @tevinchris8525 21 день назад +1

    "imma get you a turtleneck so you don't have to go to school looking like that" 🤣🤣

  • @MattTheDreamer7199
    @MattTheDreamer7199 3 года назад +34

    "Hoe activity" 😭😭

  • @omkardeshmukh1942
    @omkardeshmukh1942 Год назад +4

    13:27
    the best part

  • @gympsterchains
    @gympsterchains 2 года назад +19

    "Don't do me like that daddy. Take my leg instead."

  • @laoaganlester1728
    @laoaganlester1728 10 месяцев назад +1

    Proud Filipino here 🇵🇭. My fellow Filipino Kevin Hart shoud put out more Filipino jokes out there😂.

  • @Romano.038
    @Romano.038 2 года назад +9

    Yo kevin just on stage admitting that he suffocated his lil son im dead ☠️😂
    All white parents : “😧😧”
    Black parents : “thats right he had that one coming!”

  • @ahmedfarrag4849
    @ahmedfarrag4849 2 года назад +4

    this man is the fucking greatest stand up comedian alive

  • @blu3j00Ls
    @blu3j00Ls 3 года назад +201

    His face is shinier than my hair.

  • @joshuaesposito5409
    @joshuaesposito5409 2 года назад +15

    Hart is not a laugh out loud kinda comedian but he is highly entertaining to watch

    • @youngday4576
      @youngday4576 2 года назад +2

      Oh watch his horseback riding bit that’s definitely laugh out loud comedy

  • @eddiejairo7345
    @eddiejairo7345 2 года назад +6

    “Last I checked I went to school I passed I’m successful” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @laurenschenck5355
    @laurenschenck5355 2 года назад +4

    Kevin hart is so funny and one of my favorite comedian and and amazing dad husband and wonderful and smart and best friend partner husband ❤ 😂😂😂😂

  • @tammaramartin8175
    @tammaramartin8175 4 месяца назад +1

    Thank you.

  • @eddiejairo7345
    @eddiejairo7345 2 года назад +16

    “In my mind she was cooking cocaine” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tgittodaysallyougot9491
    @tgittodaysallyougot9491 2 года назад +3

    love your shows Kevin.

  • @caseyl6876
    @caseyl6876 Год назад +4

    "This is called life with your mother, all right?". 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @roseikdaniel9965
    @roseikdaniel9965 2 года назад +3

    The most open stand up man is keven...

  • @jessejoseph374
    @jessejoseph374 3 года назад +13

    We all can relate

  • @amirzahedii
    @amirzahedii 3 месяца назад +1

    Oh, man this was really fun😂😂

  • @katymoyes5668
    @katymoyes5668 3 года назад +14

    I like the part where he told a joke

  • @meto8019
    @meto8019 2 года назад +2

    I don’t understand the debate between him in KAT. But this material is what Kat doesn’t give me. I appreciate them both.

  • @pigeon.6051
    @pigeon.6051 2 года назад +5

    yall out there be sayin that kevin isnt a good comedian but divorced parents out there be laughing their asses of.

  • @emmjehh3561
    @emmjehh3561 3 года назад +10

    He reminds me so much of Pray Tell

  • @kimberlywalter3685
    @kimberlywalter3685 Год назад +1

    Kevin Hart is a funny man

  • @mpendulumchunu4315
    @mpendulumchunu4315 3 года назад +11

    ,😂😂😂🤣😂 love Kevin Hart

  • @nightshadekelly
    @nightshadekelly 2 года назад +14

    I always had a secret second phone for when my mom took mine 🤣

    • @ayojethro
      @ayojethro 2 года назад +6

      Rich gyul tings

  • @adamf.8564
    @adamf.8564 Год назад +1

    Kevins and his family is privileged to say the least BUT don't forget him and his family is not the ONLY one either!
    Same goes for me lol!

  • @alessiab.6418
    @alessiab.6418 2 года назад +7

    so Kevin is one of those parents who dont give their kids privacy😭 he funny and everything but the fact got me

  • @orionwwright406
    @orionwwright406 2 года назад +3

    GOD! This is the new story man!

  • @TAZORS
    @TAZORS 2 года назад +3

    This is called "life with your mother"😅😅😅

  • @sowpmactavish
    @sowpmactavish 3 года назад +5

    1:45 couldve said it was a heimlich lol

  • @DanielJohnson-fd3xr
    @DanielJohnson-fd3xr 2 месяца назад

    So proud of this Brother! Philly's proud of you!

  • @dord4453
    @dord4453 3 года назад +10

    The end was the funniest shit ever bruh

  • @briansalinas910
    @briansalinas910 3 года назад +13

    Did he add the “ with my ex wife” on 10:13? 😂

    • @Raepostedit
      @Raepostedit 3 года назад

      It sounds like it his mouth didn’t move at all 🤣🤣

  • @_DREYY
    @_DREYY 2 года назад +4

    WOW LOL "Its called life with your mother"

  • @ismkd8593
    @ismkd8593 Год назад +2

    Amazing video 😂😂

  • @flydamage9055
    @flydamage9055 3 года назад +8

    love me some Kevin 😅❤

  • @bigchiefblufftown
    @bigchiefblufftown 3 года назад +9

    Nah , dad jokes at add all def digital.

  • @4rifr0mthe3nd
    @4rifr0mthe3nd 2 года назад +20

    Lmao imagine publicly being this shameless about being an abusive parent 😭💀

    • @nikola.almaska
      @nikola.almaska 2 года назад +2

      right like why is nobody talking about it

    • @andrewswing9917
      @andrewswing9917 Год назад

      Well, you can't just talk to kids.

    • @hatefulflame9986
      @hatefulflame9986 Год назад +1

      @@andrewswing9917 You can if you don't raise your kids to fear you :P

    • @andrewswing9917
      @andrewswing9917 Год назад

      @@hatefulflame9986 So there's the Caucasian way, of multiple excuses and coddling or getting rocked by your black parents.
      I don't know about you, but, Caucasians have the highest rate of: Murders, rapists and pedophiles so just maybe. Just, maybe, choking your child will make a small difference on there character.

    • @hatefulflame9986
      @hatefulflame9986 Год назад +1

      @@andrewswing9917 Litearlly 0 people made race the issue but A-Okay my guy, Be abusive to your kids and lets hope they never contact you again after 18

  • @Bril358
    @Bril358 7 месяцев назад +2

    0:57

  • @JaneenStokes10
    @JaneenStokes10 2 месяца назад

    Kevin is a 🐐

  • @robyates7629
    @robyates7629 3 года назад +15

    Ima get you a turtle neck 😭😭

  • @emilyedlund222
    @emilyedlund222 3 года назад +15

    Renew Julie and the phantoms

  • @kendallwilliams1601
    @kendallwilliams1601 2 года назад +3

    my dad use to take our phones but give them back 30minutes later saying he was gonna keep it for a week and never broke our privacy like never mad respect for my pops

  • @animatedgodess
    @animatedgodess 2 года назад +3

    ''aye,checkmate b*tch'' (hangs up)
    me: LOL
    also me: (calls my ex-boyfriend)

  • @dorethawilliams73
    @dorethawilliams73 6 месяцев назад +1

    Kevin looking like a miniature Diddy😅

  • @tapojyotiray8162
    @tapojyotiray8162 2 года назад +6

    When Gen Z will turn into the next generation of parents, Kevin Hart will be the generations main influencer at parenting.

  • @jasmainjasmain2906
    @jasmainjasmain2906 3 года назад +30

    Ton of jokes against his ex but didn't he cheat on her? Lol

  • @robynlocke9602
    @robynlocke9602 2 года назад +1

    Love you kevin 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @troodhaustein5387
    @troodhaustein5387 2 года назад

    THIS IS HOW WE DO IT

  • @anywayssss0022
    @anywayssss0022 2 года назад +3

    Hes too funny

  • @d-puppup
    @d-puppup 3 года назад +2

    I fuckin love kev!

  • @belvinnadar5782
    @belvinnadar5782 Год назад +1

    I'm disappointed this video ain't 10 years long.....

  • @user-ug8ll5st8l
    @user-ug8ll5st8l 2 года назад +1

    Kevin hart is the father I would be afraid to have

    • @LS13.
      @LS13. 2 года назад +2

      Seems like it’s simple. Follow the rules in the household and nothing is ever a problem lol

  • @a.m7409
    @a.m7409 3 года назад +2

    Want part 3