Jake and Amir: Ebola

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  • @hubertmucha362
    @hubertmucha362 4 года назад +1162

    Amir truly was ahead of his time

    • @samuelbenhardt4230
      @samuelbenhardt4230 4 года назад +34

      Simultaneously ahead and behind.

    • @nono-hl4oi
      @nono-hl4oi 4 года назад +28

      Yeah, kissing your cousin is pretty dope now, who would've guessed 🤷‍♂️

    • @mikelor84
      @mikelor84 4 года назад +17

      @@nono-hl4oi Jake. Jake would have guessed. on a Tuesday

    • @beasee379
      @beasee379 3 года назад

      "1 year ago" rip

    • @wamrainc176
      @wamrainc176 3 года назад

      Here here, underrated comedy genius, just like Norm MacDonald had a unique form of comedy that’s under the layers is intelligent

  • @crustaceandroolcube
    @crustaceandroolcube 8 лет назад +856

    Weird to see an episode where Amir is the one committing incest and justifying it with a terrible reason.

  • @pilotwhaleproductions5880
    @pilotwhaleproductions5880 4 года назад +1219

    Jake and Amir: Coronavirus

    • @gayvideos3808
      @gayvideos3808 4 года назад +13

      That's why I'm rewatching this. I think 2019-nCoV is just a repeat of ebola

    • @Cheyenne.b.castillo
      @Cheyenne.b.castillo 4 года назад +8

      first thing I thought about when I re watched this

    • @aryehshershow2218
      @aryehshershow2218 4 года назад +9

      I’m still fearful

    • @Harrison1875
      @Harrison1875 4 года назад +8

      @@gayvideos3808 Shit's gotten real now

    • @sonicrushXII
      @sonicrushXII 4 года назад +3

      There is a fan script about that on reddit

  • @asecretone
    @asecretone 4 года назад +445

    Bad Corona?
    No, bad *you*

  • @moe9596
    @moe9596 9 лет назад +260

    I love how throughout the series Amir thinks simply because he does something as a goof its justifiable or like the laws of nature and physics therefore shouldnt apply, love it.

  • @Jonbutter
    @Jonbutter 4 года назад +367

    Kissing your cousin is okay as long as it's as a goof and on camera, check the constitution

    • @Cheyenne.b.castillo
      @Cheyenne.b.castillo 4 года назад +22

      Or if you do it inside crimson on a tuesday the 4th hardest night to get in not including weekends

    • @seranraoo785
      @seranraoo785 3 года назад +8

      @@Cheyenne.b.castillo What about in a house party while robo-tripping?

    • @chilldude2239
      @chilldude2239 3 года назад +4

      @@seranraoo785 the point is I get invited to house parties!

    • @downloadingutubes
      @downloadingutubes 3 года назад +1

      Or on a tuesday

  • @benjaminnewington9099
    @benjaminnewington9099 8 лет назад +292

    "Do you know how to put on gloves?" "Yeah, ya... Squeeze 'em up."

  • @HeraAndHyde
    @HeraAndHyde 8 лет назад +129

    Amir: "I'm tongue kissing him, I'm tongue kissing him-"
    Jake: "I got that part!"
    Freaking Hilarious XD

  • @AloeVerafied
    @AloeVerafied 10 лет назад +42

    I die whenever Amir says "excuse"
    Funniest series on the web

  • @meechivelli
    @meechivelli 9 лет назад +247

    You uh... Squeeze em up

  • @bluedraught8671
    @bluedraught8671 8 лет назад +129

    Probably the most realistic puking they've ever had on college humor.
    Some people might say that's not much to brag about, those people would be wrong

    • @bluedraught8671
      @bluedraught8671 8 лет назад +14

      I am the missing father in this episode, Ask Me Anytime

    • @becomingachristian
      @becomingachristian 2 года назад +9

      In one of the Ace and Jocelyn episodes Jake is actually throwing up because he’s hung over.

    • @chilldude30
      @chilldude30 Год назад +1

      Six years later but, are you a foodie?

    • @JeremyHoffman
      @JeremyHoffman Год назад

      "DON'T write that down in your journal!"
      "Jake complimented my puke and then gave me ebola."

  • @CarloMartinini
    @CarloMartinini 8 лет назад +490

    ex... cuuuuse?

    • @MrGoodbye23
      @MrGoodbye23 8 лет назад +51

      Never say that again, you diva roach

    • @rock3tcatU233
      @rock3tcatU233 5 лет назад +6

      @@MrGoodbye23
      Ex-queef me?

    • @joey1245x
      @joey1245x 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/3D5tkAUNFa4/видео.html

  • @BakerbrothertvOfficial
    @BakerbrothertvOfficial 10 лет назад +10

    There is nothing better on this earth than an episode of Jake & Amir. The best series on CH by far!

  • @elis7393
    @elis7393 2 года назад +6

    To me this is the epitome of Jake and amir writing. The way they just bounce off of each other is perfect.

  • @aminsiddiqui7552
    @aminsiddiqui7552 8 лет назад +131

    But jake you kissed your cousin too, on a Tuesday!

  • @JeeblyWBush
    @JeeblyWBush 4 года назад +194

    We all know why you’re back here

  • @monkeyg333
    @monkeyg333 10 лет назад +679

    Jesus people, they're not making fun of ebola; they're making fun of the crazy, overly-paranoid people in America who are scared of getting ebola when they are at no real risk.

    • @deadguy8443
      @deadguy8443 10 лет назад +10

      I don't like people like that. Somebody in my class thought they had Ebola, and I had to tell the how dumb they were.

    • @jmschulze7683
      @jmschulze7683 10 лет назад +8

      Alfred F. Jones are you in a special class

    • @deadguy8443
      @deadguy8443 10 лет назад +1

      Jm Schulze No, they were in algebra 1 with me (they were actually a sophmore, so they should be in algebra 2 or something).

    • @thatcoin
      @thatcoin 10 лет назад +2

      Jesus people are not making fun of ebola.. Nailed it!

    • @jmschulze7683
      @jmschulze7683 10 лет назад +1

      Alfred F. Jones Oh okay.

  • @FinalMotion
    @FinalMotion 4 года назад +9

    Only noticed this now, but at 2:30 when he throws up a little his mask is flipped around too.
    Fast sunglasses skills come in handy 😂

  • @nicholasglover5707
    @nicholasglover5707 5 лет назад +19

    "As a goof" LMAOOOOOO

  • @shadowmane55
    @shadowmane55 Год назад +2

    I've seen most Jake an Amir episodes 7+ times and they still never fail to make me laugh. This series will never get old for me man... whenever I'm bored at work and need some background noise this is the perfect remedy 😭😭😭

  • @memefreeman8992
    @memefreeman8992 4 года назад +22

    funny time to be in my recommended

  • @asecretone
    @asecretone 8 лет назад +34

    I'd love to see J&A episode next year that takes place in 2029 where Amir runs the presidency and it cuts to Jake watching the results and he says: Shit. end episode

  • @culliusswagner9499
    @culliusswagner9499 8 лет назад +21

    at the end amirs mask was upside down

  • @s.o.k.1393
    @s.o.k.1393 2 года назад +35

    I love how Jake actually defended the nurse who flung Ebola-infected shit at someone for teasing her

  • @hannes2927
    @hannes2927 4 года назад +35

    We need a coronavirus episode

    • @BrianMagnan
      @BrianMagnan 4 года назад +11

      Hannex *_* good news! We fricken got one!

    • @fumomofumosarum5893
      @fumomofumosarum5893 4 года назад +2

      just change the word from Ebola to Corona and you have it here.

    • @IfIHadMyTimeAgain
      @IfIHadMyTimeAgain 4 года назад +1

      @@BrianMagnan WE GOT THE BITCH! WE GOT THE BITCH!

  • @chilldude2239
    @chilldude2239 3 года назад +4

    amir may have gloves on, my he can still do job commands

  • @TheMasterHeater
    @TheMasterHeater 4 года назад +10

    Someone needs to petition a Jake and Amir corona virus episode.

  • @biscuitolivaismyname1994
    @biscuitolivaismyname1994 4 года назад +7

    Jake and amir: social distance scroll
    There back

  • @JH-on3ol
    @JH-on3ol 4 года назад +3

    Dude is that Marty at 1:23? Did he use to work at CH?

  • @zyto7904
    @zyto7904 3 года назад +2

    "though you're pretty frickin' close"

  • @billyvoges8373
    @billyvoges8373 4 года назад +4

    This hits a little harder now

  • @nigelpennynickel2531
    @nigelpennynickel2531 10 лет назад +41

    What to hear a ebola joke?
    You won't get it...

  • @mathias5171
    @mathias5171 4 года назад +5

    In the end, Amir did indeed, quarantine his ass.

  • @evantaylor1549
    @evantaylor1549 10 лет назад +1

    After watching their podcasts for 2 hours, it's extremely hard to get used to Amir's craziness.

  • @LyghtWaves
    @LyghtWaves 4 года назад +3

    "Don't say shit like that or I'll quarantine your ass!"

  • @Prasanth631
    @Prasanth631 4 года назад +2

    I don't get why "nurse teaser" isn't an often used insult. It's gold!

  • @Dragongirl617
    @Dragongirl617 4 года назад +6

    Who else is bindging Jake and Amir during the corona outbreak, starting with this episode?

  • @neontime8507
    @neontime8507 4 года назад +1

    Well gee I wonder why RUclips would recommend this video today an hour after the university of delaware spontaneously began spring break and canceled all physical lectures for the semester

  • @legoindy111
    @legoindy111 10 лет назад +17

    Excuuse.

  • @dannyaa123
    @dannyaa123 6 лет назад +1

    This is one of my favorite internets

  • @brodern22
    @brodern22 10 лет назад +123

    So insensitive... My mom died from ebola-cancer...

    • @AiriNaomi
      @AiriNaomi 10 лет назад +19

      Ebola isn't a cancer.

    • @extremetrollface
      @extremetrollface 10 лет назад +30

      LilEndlessMeh hes fucking with you

    • @AtlasGuitar
      @AtlasGuitar 10 лет назад +30

      I know, my friend died of EbolAIDS.

    • @SalvableRuin
      @SalvableRuin 10 лет назад +6

      Mrspidey457 So sad for your gay Liberian friend.

    • @matthewlittle9475
      @matthewlittle9475 10 лет назад +1

      I had CromesEbola

  • @Joel38272
    @Joel38272 10 лет назад

    lol jake and amir is the only reason i am still subscribed to college humor, they're funnyy all the time, never disappoints

  • @Skip2105
    @Skip2105 4 года назад +4

    2:52 Headgum

  • @wamrainc176
    @wamrainc176 Год назад

    To make you hate someone with passion yet love them so much it’s a lot of freaking talent…..I tip my hat to you mr amir

  • @AlexanderFeltnerHarrison
    @AlexanderFeltnerHarrison 8 лет назад +3

    Lol Amir almost broke character at the end

  • @JoeRourke1
    @JoeRourke1 10 лет назад +1

    I wanted to goto the movies one day with my family and when we walked in there weren't any people in the cimema and when I went up to the woman at the counter and she told me that someone had booked all the tickets for every screen in the cinema, but not only that John Wolf had also bought all the popcorn and refreshments in the cinema. He came out of one of the screens then and just left the cinema after being there for 4 hours not letting anyone watch any films. Not illegal just making peoples lives more difficult

  • @grantl9561
    @grantl9561 10 лет назад +6

    ATTENTION EVERYONE:
    Before you make any comment about how offended you are, remember, you are on RUclips and nobody gives a shit about your opinion. Thank you and have a nice day.

  • @LineWalkerPro
    @LineWalkerPro 2 года назад +2

    Why do I always watch this show while I'm eating?

  • @Demotivational_Monarch
    @Demotivational_Monarch 4 года назад +11

    People everywhere: OMG coronavirus isn’t even that bad the dhhs is so stupid
    DHHS: 2:34

  • @brett919
    @brett919 10 месяцев назад +1

    Jake has no room to talk on this one. He french kissed his cousin at a rave.

  • @thanethegreat
    @thanethegreat 4 года назад +3

    I can’t believe Amir predicted coronavirus

  • @イチゴー-f9x
    @イチゴー-f9x 10 лет назад

    The only collegehumor videos I enjoy are these now

  • @StarCrusher.
    @StarCrusher. 10 лет назад +41

    Wow this is only 3 months late

    • @dngrouscrgo
      @dngrouscrgo 10 лет назад +5

      the episodes are released much earlier on the CH website

    • @fatihozturk6576
      @fatihozturk6576 10 лет назад +45

      0:22

    • @samhogan666
      @samhogan666 10 лет назад +7

      They are released earlier on the site, and that's the joke.

    • @J1ffyLub3
      @J1ffyLub3 10 лет назад +37

      did you realize that was the point behind the video
      jake even says that himself

    • @StarCrusher.
      @StarCrusher. 10 лет назад +7

      Yes I commented before I saw it. Sue me.

  • @jakeradoski6880
    @jakeradoski6880 4 года назад +1

    He’s just ahead of the curve

  • @TeeBreak
    @TeeBreak 4 года назад +5

    CORONAVIRUS YALL

  • @creepershoriginals2360
    @creepershoriginals2360 9 лет назад

    I remember watching this back in 2014 the day it was uploaded, and it only had 450 views, now it has 595,113.

  • @HaiRune
    @HaiRune 10 лет назад +4

    I got Ebola from drinking an infected Coca Cola.

    • @StarFoth
      @StarFoth 10 лет назад

      eCola from GTA V?

    • @golbezdarkness4612
      @golbezdarkness4612 10 лет назад +1

      Star Foth Or from fallout. Nuke oh cola? Can't spell lol.

    • @HaiRune
      @HaiRune 10 лет назад +1

      Star Foth You've just uncovered a conspiracy.

    • @HadesJambix
      @HadesJambix 10 лет назад

      Good.

    • @HaiRune
      @HaiRune 10 лет назад +1

      That's what I get for not drinking Pepsi.

  • @ids5621
    @ids5621 4 года назад +1

    1:20 Marty gingivitis??

  • @FATHER3k
    @FATHER3k 4 года назад +3

    Me: mom I want coronavirus
    Mom: we got coronavirus at home "this"

  • @zeddbtw
    @zeddbtw 6 лет назад

    Like what happened to them? They aren't in ANY new videos?

    • @TheBlaine
      @TheBlaine 6 лет назад

      Emo Kid podcast. New channel. @google

  • @ellicool9
    @ellicool9 10 лет назад +19

    i dont care about sports

  • @TheCardgameWriter
    @TheCardgameWriter 4 года назад +1

    This hits really differently during corona

  • @DrJohnZoidberg125
    @DrJohnZoidberg125 9 лет назад +11

    His mask switched

  • @WhiffleWaffles
    @WhiffleWaffles 6 лет назад

    I was so paranoid about this for some reason. It's a terrible disease, needs awareness on prevention in all countries.

  • @billy9585
    @billy9585 10 лет назад +11

    Can't wait for the serious people come here and get angry at this even though its a joke haha

  • @jondortona16
    @jondortona16 10 лет назад +2

    I love when Jake just gets so done with Amir XD

  • @TheSuperCrafters12
    @TheSuperCrafters12 10 лет назад +3

    Why do u pretend ur in Los Angeles? I live a block away from your office the huge weird shaped one thats all white and shit on the outside. On the west side highway. BE PROUD you are from the sexiest city ever

    • @Brando92198
      @Brando92198 10 лет назад +10

      They actually moved to L.A a couple months back, they don't live in New York anymore.

    • @Token_Black_Guy
      @Token_Black_Guy 10 лет назад +1

      Not really kids are born with birth defects cause of the polluted air

    • @Brando92198
      @Brando92198 10 лет назад +3

      jay kalouska ok... they still live in Los Angeles.

    • @deadguy8443
      @deadguy8443 10 лет назад +1

      New York is a piece of shit.

    • @matthewlittle9475
      @matthewlittle9475 10 лет назад

      You're a piece of shit

  • @jrandall15ec
    @jrandall15ec 10 лет назад

    Anyone notice that Amir's helmet was on the wrong way in the final scene? Just bothers me a little

  • @T0YCHEST
    @T0YCHEST 9 лет назад +4

    Guys dont make in fun of ebola, you'll hurt the virus's feels!

    • @octopusph.d7737
      @octopusph.d7737 8 лет назад

      that was almost funny. you should have proofread dude

  • @therealcellar1969
    @therealcellar1969 10 лет назад +2

    Ebola is love, Ebola is life.

  • @ricolinuxtutorial
    @ricolinuxtutorial 10 лет назад +239

    is not funny to make fun of ebola, billions of africans are dying right now

    • @ricolinuxtutorial
      @ricolinuxtutorial 10 лет назад +174

      people spread the truth obama is illuminati he invented the ebola just to get more oil

    • @SIKKRMXS
      @SIKKRMXS 10 лет назад +21

      ricolinuxtutorial lol

    • @ricolinuxtutorial
      @ricolinuxtutorial 10 лет назад +159

      ***** maybe trillions, thx obama

    • @ResurrectionRefuge
      @ResurrectionRefuge 10 лет назад +152

      I heard trillions.

    • @111vincento
      @111vincento 10 лет назад +37

      about a few thousands..... thats all.....

  • @amf1435
    @amf1435 4 года назад +1

    Sad how many months its been and it still relevant...

  • @enceladus2263
    @enceladus2263 3 года назад +3

    People who still wear masks in 2021

    • @justrusty8399
      @justrusty8399 3 года назад

      Bro you’re so cool

    • @enceladus2263
      @enceladus2263 3 года назад

      @@justrusty8399 confirmed double masked and triple jabbed

    • @justrusty8399
      @justrusty8399 3 года назад

      @@enceladus2263 confirmed cool

  • @jooshm
    @jooshm Год назад +1

    @1:00 Amir debating Corona Virus reaction

  • @DrOhm25
    @DrOhm25 10 лет назад

    I thought the Jake and Amir series had lost its touch by now but this video definitely changed my mind...I could not stop laughing

  • @kindofachannel7362
    @kindofachannel7362 4 года назад +2

    Me at dinner:
    Uh yeah uh yeah

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 4 года назад +2

    This is strangely relevant.

  • @prazedplatoon6502
    @prazedplatoon6502 7 лет назад

    Kneeling down in the bathroom of my job to watch this. People can wait.

  • @MyMiniMovieMagic
    @MyMiniMovieMagic 5 лет назад

    Man, you guys are so damn good at having horrible conversations.

  • @kdog350
    @kdog350 10 лет назад

    This is definitely the best one in a while. It was hilarious!!

  • @TheWani45
    @TheWani45 10 лет назад

    i like how amir's mask was upside down only at the end 2:32

  • @seafloorr
    @seafloorr 10 лет назад

    is Amir wearing the poncho frrom the stock market video?

  • @Varooooooom
    @Varooooooom 10 лет назад

    Something tells me this needs a part 2

  • @tydosify
    @tydosify 7 лет назад

    the excuse was straight outa scary movie with the little hand butler

  • @GeneralMattimo
    @GeneralMattimo 2 года назад

    1:23 is that Marty?

  • @JGilboy420
    @JGilboy420 4 года назад +1

    Check out Marty at 1:13

    • @mikelor84
      @mikelor84 4 года назад

      IDK if marty is in the shot but I see a bald head with glasses that might belong to the one and only Jon 'Globle' 'Glocal' Wolfe

  • @Yaktopan
    @Yaktopan 3 года назад +1

    the point is that he has seen a security camera

  • @superzyrous
    @superzyrous 10 лет назад +1

    If you didn't feel this video is hilarious then you must have ebola! I love CollegeHumor.

  • @BariumCobaltNitrog3n
    @BariumCobaltNitrog3n 10 лет назад +1

    1:28 I raised my hand.

  • @jasonwill5530
    @jasonwill5530 4 года назад

    They did a Jake and Amir Coronavirus on the YT channel HeadGum. They do a lot of cool stuff on there now

  • @darkartsdabbler2407
    @darkartsdabbler2407 10 лет назад +2

    I miss when I could actually recognize the people in the office.

  • @LessThanKasanova
    @LessThanKasanova 10 лет назад

    When is John Wolf gonna be in an episode?

  • @fluxwannabe4380
    @fluxwannabe4380 10 лет назад

    Uh off topic but I there a way to reset the subclass in destiny made a mistake on my hunter cuz I didn't know about this and I wanted to try blink but now I only have higher jump :(

  • @billybutt9014
    @billybutt9014 10 лет назад

    Damn I miss the old Hardly Working videos...

  • @kittttygirl5
    @kittttygirl5 10 лет назад

    Their arguments seem so legit, I don't think it's completely scripted haha

  • @curiouspider
    @curiouspider 10 лет назад

    some clarification: "epidemic" is local and "pandemic" is worldwide; neither means that it affects many people ("morbidity"), or that it kills anyone ("mortality"). So when someone says it's an epidemic like that's a big scary thing--don't be Amir.

  • @Superdarkcloud666
    @Superdarkcloud666 5 лет назад

    1:23 Thus marks the point in history where every single human being on the planet agreed on something.

  • @CilanSteele
    @CilanSteele 10 лет назад

    My sides exploded when Amir spontaneously threw up

  • @alexisanderson4863
    @alexisanderson4863 3 года назад

    2:34 Amir followed through with his threat!

  • @nicolasgirs8842
    @nicolasgirs8842 4 года назад +1

    Sad we won't have a Corona J&A :(