I love how throughout the series Amir thinks simply because he does something as a goof its justifiable or like the laws of nature and physics therefore shouldnt apply, love it.
Jesus people, they're not making fun of ebola; they're making fun of the crazy, overly-paranoid people in America who are scared of getting ebola when they are at no real risk.
I've seen most Jake an Amir episodes 7+ times and they still never fail to make me laugh. This series will never get old for me man... whenever I'm bored at work and need some background noise this is the perfect remedy 😭😭😭
I'd love to see J&A episode next year that takes place in 2029 where Amir runs the presidency and it cuts to Jake watching the results and he says: Shit. end episode
Well gee I wonder why RUclips would recommend this video today an hour after the university of delaware spontaneously began spring break and canceled all physical lectures for the semester
I wanted to goto the movies one day with my family and when we walked in there weren't any people in the cimema and when I went up to the woman at the counter and she told me that someone had booked all the tickets for every screen in the cinema, but not only that John Wolf had also bought all the popcorn and refreshments in the cinema. He came out of one of the screens then and just left the cinema after being there for 4 hours not letting anyone watch any films. Not illegal just making peoples lives more difficult
ATTENTION EVERYONE: Before you make any comment about how offended you are, remember, you are on RUclips and nobody gives a shit about your opinion. Thank you and have a nice day.
Why do u pretend ur in Los Angeles? I live a block away from your office the huge weird shaped one thats all white and shit on the outside. On the west side highway. BE PROUD you are from the sexiest city ever
Uh off topic but I there a way to reset the subclass in destiny made a mistake on my hunter cuz I didn't know about this and I wanted to try blink but now I only have higher jump :(
some clarification: "epidemic" is local and "pandemic" is worldwide; neither means that it affects many people ("morbidity"), or that it kills anyone ("mortality"). So when someone says it's an epidemic like that's a big scary thing--don't be Amir.
Amir truly was ahead of his time
Simultaneously ahead and behind.
Yeah, kissing your cousin is pretty dope now, who would've guessed 🤷♂️
@@nono-hl4oi Jake. Jake would have guessed. on a Tuesday
"1 year ago" rip
Here here, underrated comedy genius, just like Norm MacDonald had a unique form of comedy that’s under the layers is intelligent
Weird to see an episode where Amir is the one committing incest and justifying it with a terrible reason.
It was a goof
He thought it was a gimmick!
he was being gregarious!
Only a dollop of shit got into his mouth!
IT WAS A GOOF!
Jake and Amir: Coronavirus
That's why I'm rewatching this. I think 2019-nCoV is just a repeat of ebola
first thing I thought about when I re watched this
I’m still fearful
@@gayvideos3808 Shit's gotten real now
There is a fan script about that on reddit
Bad Corona?
No, bad *you*
coronavirus*
I love how throughout the series Amir thinks simply because he does something as a goof its justifiable or like the laws of nature and physics therefore shouldnt apply, love it.
Kissing your cousin is okay as long as it's as a goof and on camera, check the constitution
Or if you do it inside crimson on a tuesday the 4th hardest night to get in not including weekends
@@Cheyenne.b.castillo What about in a house party while robo-tripping?
@@seranraoo785 the point is I get invited to house parties!
Or on a tuesday
"Do you know how to put on gloves?" "Yeah, ya... Squeeze 'em up."
A Troll Named Rod shut the fuck up Rod!!
Amir: "I'm tongue kissing him, I'm tongue kissing him-"
Jake: "I got that part!"
Freaking Hilarious XD
I die whenever Amir says "excuse"
Funniest series on the web
You uh... Squeeze em up
best line in the ep
Probably the most realistic puking they've ever had on college humor.
Some people might say that's not much to brag about, those people would be wrong
I am the missing father in this episode, Ask Me Anytime
In one of the Ace and Jocelyn episodes Jake is actually throwing up because he’s hung over.
Six years later but, are you a foodie?
"DON'T write that down in your journal!"
"Jake complimented my puke and then gave me ebola."
ex... cuuuuse?
Never say that again, you diva roach
@@MrGoodbye23
Ex-queef me?
ruclips.net/video/3D5tkAUNFa4/видео.html
There is nothing better on this earth than an episode of Jake & Amir. The best series on CH by far!
To me this is the epitome of Jake and amir writing. The way they just bounce off of each other is perfect.
But jake you kissed your cousin too, on a Tuesday!
I bet it wasn't even a goof!
Amin Siddiqui At Crimson!! Tell him where it was!!
ON A TUESDAY!
Don't forget that it's the fourth hardest night to get in in a week, excluding the weekend.
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We all know why you’re back here
Scuse
@@Demotivational_Monarch never say that again
Jesus people, they're not making fun of ebola; they're making fun of the crazy, overly-paranoid people in America who are scared of getting ebola when they are at no real risk.
I don't like people like that. Somebody in my class thought they had Ebola, and I had to tell the how dumb they were.
Alfred F. Jones are you in a special class
Jm Schulze No, they were in algebra 1 with me (they were actually a sophmore, so they should be in algebra 2 or something).
Jesus people are not making fun of ebola.. Nailed it!
Alfred F. Jones Oh okay.
Only noticed this now, but at 2:30 when he throws up a little his mask is flipped around too.
Fast sunglasses skills come in handy 😂
"As a goof" LMAOOOOOO
I've seen most Jake an Amir episodes 7+ times and they still never fail to make me laugh. This series will never get old for me man... whenever I'm bored at work and need some background noise this is the perfect remedy 😭😭😭
funny time to be in my recommended
I'd love to see J&A episode next year that takes place in 2029 where Amir runs the presidency and it cuts to Jake watching the results and he says: Shit. end episode
at the end amirs mask was upside down
I love how Jake actually defended the nurse who flung Ebola-infected shit at someone for teasing her
As he should
It was clearly a Goof!
We need a coronavirus episode
Hannex *_* good news! We fricken got one!
just change the word from Ebola to Corona and you have it here.
@@BrianMagnan WE GOT THE BITCH! WE GOT THE BITCH!
amir may have gloves on, my he can still do job commands
Someone needs to petition a Jake and Amir corona virus episode.
Boy Do I have news for you
They did - look on the Headgum channel
Jake and amir: social distance scroll
There back
Dude is that Marty at 1:23? Did he use to work at CH?
It's not him
"though you're pretty frickin' close"
This hits a little harder now
What to hear a ebola joke?
You won't get it...
In the end, Amir did indeed, quarantine his ass.
After watching their podcasts for 2 hours, it's extremely hard to get used to Amir's craziness.
"Don't say shit like that or I'll quarantine your ass!"
I don't get why "nurse teaser" isn't an often used insult. It's gold!
Who else is bindging Jake and Amir during the corona outbreak, starting with this episode?
Well gee I wonder why RUclips would recommend this video today an hour after the university of delaware spontaneously began spring break and canceled all physical lectures for the semester
Excuuse.
This is one of my favorite internets
So insensitive... My mom died from ebola-cancer...
Ebola isn't a cancer.
LilEndlessMeh hes fucking with you
I know, my friend died of EbolAIDS.
Mrspidey457 So sad for your gay Liberian friend.
I had CromesEbola
lol jake and amir is the only reason i am still subscribed to college humor, they're funnyy all the time, never disappoints
2:52 Headgum
To make you hate someone with passion yet love them so much it’s a lot of freaking talent…..I tip my hat to you mr amir
Lol Amir almost broke character at the end
I wanted to goto the movies one day with my family and when we walked in there weren't any people in the cimema and when I went up to the woman at the counter and she told me that someone had booked all the tickets for every screen in the cinema, but not only that John Wolf had also bought all the popcorn and refreshments in the cinema. He came out of one of the screens then and just left the cinema after being there for 4 hours not letting anyone watch any films. Not illegal just making peoples lives more difficult
ATTENTION EVERYONE:
Before you make any comment about how offended you are, remember, you are on RUclips and nobody gives a shit about your opinion. Thank you and have a nice day.
Why do I always watch this show while I'm eating?
People everywhere: OMG coronavirus isn’t even that bad the dhhs is so stupid
DHHS: 2:34
Jake has no room to talk on this one. He french kissed his cousin at a rave.
On a Tuesday
I can’t believe Amir predicted coronavirus
The only collegehumor videos I enjoy are these now
Wow this is only 3 months late
the episodes are released much earlier on the CH website
0:22
They are released earlier on the site, and that's the joke.
did you realize that was the point behind the video
jake even says that himself
Yes I commented before I saw it. Sue me.
He’s just ahead of the curve
CORONAVIRUS YALL
I remember watching this back in 2014 the day it was uploaded, and it only had 450 views, now it has 595,113.
I got Ebola from drinking an infected Coca Cola.
eCola from GTA V?
Star Foth Or from fallout. Nuke oh cola? Can't spell lol.
Star Foth You've just uncovered a conspiracy.
Good.
That's what I get for not drinking Pepsi.
1:20 Marty gingivitis??
Me: mom I want coronavirus
Mom: we got coronavirus at home "this"
Like what happened to them? They aren't in ANY new videos?
Emo Kid podcast. New channel. @google
i dont care about sports
This hits really differently during corona
His mask switched
no he didnt
Eric Mitchell yes it did. at the end it was upside on his head.
I was so paranoid about this for some reason. It's a terrible disease, needs awareness on prevention in all countries.
Can't wait for the serious people come here and get angry at this even though its a joke haha
I love when Jake just gets so done with Amir XD
Why do u pretend ur in Los Angeles? I live a block away from your office the huge weird shaped one thats all white and shit on the outside. On the west side highway. BE PROUD you are from the sexiest city ever
They actually moved to L.A a couple months back, they don't live in New York anymore.
Not really kids are born with birth defects cause of the polluted air
jay kalouska ok... they still live in Los Angeles.
New York is a piece of shit.
You're a piece of shit
Anyone notice that Amir's helmet was on the wrong way in the final scene? Just bothers me a little
Guys dont make in fun of ebola, you'll hurt the virus's feels!
that was almost funny. you should have proofread dude
Ebola is love, Ebola is life.
is not funny to make fun of ebola, billions of africans are dying right now
people spread the truth obama is illuminati he invented the ebola just to get more oil
ricolinuxtutorial lol
***** maybe trillions, thx obama
I heard trillions.
about a few thousands..... thats all.....
Sad how many months its been and it still relevant...
People who still wear masks in 2021
Bro you’re so cool
@@justrusty8399 confirmed double masked and triple jabbed
@@enceladus2263 confirmed cool
@1:00 Amir debating Corona Virus reaction
I thought the Jake and Amir series had lost its touch by now but this video definitely changed my mind...I could not stop laughing
Me at dinner:
Uh yeah uh yeah
This is strangely relevant.
Kneeling down in the bathroom of my job to watch this. People can wait.
Man, you guys are so damn good at having horrible conversations.
This is definitely the best one in a while. It was hilarious!!
i like how amir's mask was upside down only at the end 2:32
is Amir wearing the poncho frrom the stock market video?
Something tells me this needs a part 2
the excuse was straight outa scary movie with the little hand butler
1:23 is that Marty?
Check out Marty at 1:13
IDK if marty is in the shot but I see a bald head with glasses that might belong to the one and only Jon 'Globle' 'Glocal' Wolfe
the point is that he has seen a security camera
If you didn't feel this video is hilarious then you must have ebola! I love CollegeHumor.
1:28 I raised my hand.
They did a Jake and Amir Coronavirus on the YT channel HeadGum. They do a lot of cool stuff on there now
I miss when I could actually recognize the people in the office.
When is John Wolf gonna be in an episode?
Uh off topic but I there a way to reset the subclass in destiny made a mistake on my hunter cuz I didn't know about this and I wanted to try blink but now I only have higher jump :(
Damn I miss the old Hardly Working videos...
Their arguments seem so legit, I don't think it's completely scripted haha
some clarification: "epidemic" is local and "pandemic" is worldwide; neither means that it affects many people ("morbidity"), or that it kills anyone ("mortality"). So when someone says it's an epidemic like that's a big scary thing--don't be Amir.
1:23 Thus marks the point in history where every single human being on the planet agreed on something.
My sides exploded when Amir spontaneously threw up
2:34 Amir followed through with his threat!
Sad we won't have a Corona J&A :(