The finale proves that Jake in fact does not do any work either, even before Amir shows up. Whenever we get a glimpse of what he's doing in videos, it's always listening to music as opposed to doing work.
Tuxedobird if I’m not wrong the finale did clearly show that jake also hasn’t done much work in the last 8 years. And there were indications of this before as well. Ricky in one episode states jakes article was bad, Dan critiques jakes script saying it was really bad. And In the finale, sam also confirms these suspicions
I was just about to comment "oh dear god, what is with that moustache?", I'm gratified to see an equivalent comment be the top one 😄 Although to be fair, at least you could eat a chocolate frying pan.
I love the increasing instabillity and sickness in amir that shows when he receives the package. Instant mood changes both angry sad and joyous in just a few seconds. He really seems to gradually develop a broken mind and sould thoughtout the series. From just being childish and undeveloped from the get go - to sick and deeply unstable at the end. A shame this character ended along with the series. He has so many nuances and sides of himself by the end that are all equally exciting to explore. Basically the same goes for Jake, but in a more mild way, as he often functions as the straightman.
why do jake and amir episodes keep getting funnier each time you watch them , like i must have watched this video 1000 times already , i can quote the entire thing but i can still laugh the next time i watch it
***** Google Glass came out in February 2013. Google isn't just a singular entity with nothing to gain. All the major multinational corporations in the world are owned by an elite group of thugs. The Federal Institute of Technology in Switzerland did a study on it. And that group of thugs has its own agenda. They are trying to start a surveillance state, and getting people used to constantly being filmed is part of the social conditioning that allows it. Educate yourself before you go shouting at strangers on the internet.
I find it hard to believe that Amir actually has a social security card. I would have assumed a rat coward like his dad would never have been able to get his spindly legs down to the post office.
My favorite things about android: (Not just galaxy, android in general) Custom ROMs Custom Skins Custom Keyboards Removable Battery Removable Storage Devices Extra storage slots Flash Player
Dalton Stewart I wasn't insulting blackberry, I was insulting the guy who says they all suck by forgetting one. My mom has an iPhone, my sister has an Android, my dad has a Blackberry, and I have a Windows Phone and personally I love them all. They all have there own benefits.
The fappening was possible because "hackers" just tried passwords. They got to the recovery questions were you get asked what was your teacher in year x or something, this information you can find on the internet. Also this has nothing to do with how a company handles privacy. ( +the time traveling toaster)
I hope iPhones go away, there's just no point competing with great phones like the S5 and HTC One (M7 or M8) Android master race. If you seriously think iPhone is better please take the blinders off your eyes. it's obvious Android is better.
I have an iPhone, and while I agree the HTC One is better than an iPhone for certain reasons, I cannot stand the Galaxy phones. iPhones and HTC phones are very well built, which is a huge plus for me.
iPhone 6 is a pathetic joke. Filled with technology from 4 years ago. By all means, keep buying them blindly. BUT "iphones are easier to use!" Well my corolla is easier to use than a $400,000 Ferrari F12, that doesn't mean the corolla is better.
T.J. Fallon dominate in sales because of blind ass people who dont know they r being scammed with overpriced crap. An htc one or galaxy s5 is far more superior hardware wise than the iphone 6
I'm so proud of Amir for using AKA correctly. Our little diva roach is growing up.
He's no longer an anal assassin of the highest calendar but rather a successful businesswoman
He “was” growing up. This is so old-even 9 months ago.
Aka the visible ability
You have the worst hands
Aka...
In all reality. Amir does not interrupt that much work because he shows up at the end of everyday.
In all reality.
The finale proves that Jake in fact does not do any work either, even before Amir shows up. Whenever we get a glimpse of what he's doing in videos, it's always listening to music as opposed to doing work.
LyricLy
Yeah, but Amir is distruptive, Jake doesn't work but he doesn't distract others
LyricLy You don’t think he might just be listening to music while working?
Tuxedobird if I’m not wrong the finale did clearly show that jake also hasn’t done much work in the last 8 years. And there were indications of this before as well. Ricky in one episode states jakes article was bad, Dan critiques jakes script saying it was really bad. And In the finale, sam also confirms these suspicions
“There are just two cameras”
*iPhone 11 has entered the chat*
“stop adding your own cameras!”
IPhone 12 😐
Iphone 13 poppin off with 33 camerae
I was looking for this comment
iPhone 14 Pro Max
"Let me shatter your perfect world for a second" lines like these is because im still watching this half a decade later.
“There are legit government agendas reading your sex, and getting off to every adjective” underrated line lmao
GOAT line of the episode, factually
Amir's mustache was the the worst decision since the chocolate frying pan.
I was just about to comment "oh dear god, what is with that moustache?", I'm gratified to see an equivalent comment be the top one 😄 Although to be fair, at least you could eat a chocolate frying pan.
Luke Piechowski TF you talking bout. Chocolate frying pans are delicious!
you gotta learn how to be funny! @@SearchForHim
I kinda like it idk
Amir's rapid mood swing at the end kills me. XD
I love the increasing instabillity and sickness in amir that shows when he receives the package. Instant mood changes both angry sad and joyous in just a few seconds. He really seems to gradually develop a broken mind and sould thoughtout the series. From just being childish and undeveloped from the get go - to sick and deeply unstable at the end. A shame this character ended along with the series. He has so many nuances and sides of himself by the end that are all equally exciting to explore. Basically the same goes for Jake, but in a more mild way, as he often functions as the straightman.
was it a selfie. That was a realy good comeback actually xD
Amirs tiny little cry after Jake calls him ugly is hilarious!
Jacob B Thanks :)
Pear Lord Np
+Pear Lord are you like Amir or something?
CHRIS C You're so nice! :D
Pear Lord lol I don't understand how but thank you anyway!
1:56 Damn, Amir kinda predicted the infinite amount of cameras they're adding now.
All the better to SPEE you with my dear..
I hate when you're accidentally right.
why do jake and amir episodes keep getting funnier each time you watch them , like i must have watched this video 1000 times already , i can quote the entire thing but i can still laugh the next time i watch it
+MyPWNisBlocked whats that gotta do with anything
I’m not a teen but I agree. For me it’s particularly the ‘spee and spy!’ bit
2:56 that emotional shift
So funny
Jake and Amir: iPhone 6
DickHead69able Your name says everything about you.
xXFartGarfUncleXx As does yours.
DickHead69able Atleast your name doesn't rhyme with gay banana :(
+DickHead69able Lol how does that make them corporate sellouts? For doing an advert, seriously?
Did amir just later forget what aka meant?
They did once say that he's digressing..
"You used to be able to speak english!"
I think it was the "Song of You" episode
Thats the goof ya nimwit. aka!
should've mentioned how they almost got everyone to wear cameras on their faces with google glass
***** Google Glass came out in February 2013. Google isn't just a singular entity with nothing to gain. All the major multinational corporations in the world are owned by an elite group of thugs. The Federal Institute of Technology in Switzerland did a study on it. And that group of thugs has its own agenda. They are trying to start a surveillance state, and getting people used to constantly being filmed is part of the social conditioning that allows it. Educate yourself before you go shouting at strangers on the internet.
***** You're exactly right.
google glass isnt apples.....
***** lol it was about i phones and they were talking about how apple spies on you so um i thought..nvm sry
***** maybe lol my bad i assumed they were talking about apple
2:54 i love this... best combination of three sounds ever
He jailbroke his phone to run Linux and Java!! Genius!
you can uctually run ubuntu on a jailbroken iPhone now. In two different ways. And android. In two different ways.
@@ConceptCentral if you're gonna do it twice, just do it once
Android is Linux and is (or at least used to be) programmed in Java.
"There are just 2 cameras"
that aged well
Jake and Amir is easily one of the best series on RUclips
Amir was right about the number of cameras after all
Reminds me of the facebook privacy one, I loved that one
Hey you're very beautiful lady I like your picture very elegant girl and I can see the stars in your eyes.
From hjalmar nyman
Your comment made me moist
M'lady
Holy fuck, this is fucking comedy gold.
+Elite anything anti apple is gold.
Just fuck already jeeezus
hello
"It's running Linux! Java!" LOL
Android is Linux and is (or at least used to be) programmed in Java.
Just noticed that amir is about to start bawling right before he gets the iphone and his mood immediately switches
I think the funniest part is Amir having his social security card taped to the back of the phone
Holy cow another J&A fan named Brenna
her name is brennab. she’s one of Amir’s friends
But I thought he didn’t have a social security card because he is an illegal immigrant?
Love the ending: " Yeah! But I'm ganna hack it!"
I find it hard to believe that Amir actually has a social security card. I would have assumed a rat coward like his dad would never have been able to get his spindly legs down to the post office.
9 episodes before this one it is confirmed that he doesn't because he is an illegal alien
This is the magnum opus of Jake and Amir's comments.
The 'I' thing and the 'You' thing that Amir said was actually seriously profound.
No it wasn't
He’s got a good point on the “you you you” part
"is that an iPhone?"
"Yeah....BUT IM GONNA HACK IT!"
lolz
it's running linux! java!
I don't know why, but the "It should be YOU" joke caused some real deep thoughts for me. Amir is a philosopher.
Amir is making less and less sense each episode...
Finally back to basics! I love Jake and Amir's new shit but I loved it when they were just at their desk arguing about dumb shit. Seize the cheese.
Got to agree with Amir on this one, maybe he doesn't have the exact specifics right, but he's got the general idea.
these are the greatest videos on the fucking internet I swear 😂
As an iPhone user... I regret buying an iPhone
1:14 crazy how this turned out to be true. Is this sketch pre-Snowden?
When Amir can't hold his laugh in at 1:30
It's part of the bit, actually.
I thought Amir didn't have a social security card because he's, that's right an illegal immigrant
At least it had more than one port
oh my god that was one of the best j&a in a while holy shit
Amir was really ahead of his time
I’ve seen this so many times over the years and I still can’t get past “spee” without crying
Amir kinda called the tons of cameras tho
Bruh he did
Amir predicts a scary amount of things throughout the vids!
I love how there's a guy at the start of the video just casually eating his lunch next to Amir while a J&A episode is being filmed
Jake and Amir have the funniest conversations ever XD.
18 November 2018 and still loving every episode
4G? Nah, Orgy!
1:39 lmfao his social security card behind his phone
1:19 Best line lmao
Intro was amazing on this one. Delusions of grandeur! Love it.
What can you do on a samsung that you can't do on an iPhone?
well on the iphone its got a new feature where it bends.
too much to list.
neoneojavier Plays
THX i just tried it out and it worked! 10/10
My favorite things about android:
(Not just galaxy, android in general)
Custom ROMs
Custom Skins
Custom Keyboards
Removable Battery
Removable Storage Devices
Extra storage slots
Flash Player
Chalkstick do you have a life?
I haven`t watched this show for a year or two. Wow it changed a LOT.
Does anyone have an iPhone that runs on Linux?
Mac osx Maverics and ios is Linux re-skinned
The Creative Lynx is it? O.o
Ummmm well I've never seen one, but I don't think it's impossible! (:
The Creative Lynx Being Unix based does not make it "Linux re-skinned".
The Pancakerizer linux is based of Unix. Andorid, iOS, Mac OS, and Ubuntu are simular.
the "only two camera" bit did not age will
What if the NSA invented selfies to keep updated profiles of everybody
Has anyone ever just noticed how much their characters have developed? For Three years of doing this, Props to you guys. Hilarious video btw :)
Watching this on an iPhone made me paranoid.
The only show on CollegeHumor that is actually funny.
why is will the postman lmao
That is definitely not Will.
@@mONEyCruickshankGaming That is definitely will
Looks like sometime between the Standing Desk episode and this one, Amir finally figured out how to use "aka".
Aka..............
Make one about Amir catching Ebola
They did
This is still one of my favourite episodes.
Phone war is the stupidest shit on the internet, makes people look like they have no life...
Not only that, but it's one sided. We smug Apple weenies grew up. The defining characteristic of fandroids is their obsessive stupidity.
Love the videos.
But consider making some Q&A videos maybe. We love those. Having a sort of connection and knowing you two more.
0:23 amir is laughing
I have amir's face at 1:54 as my profile pic on discord
Well the camera jokes didn’t age well
2:55 I've never seen this camera angle in a Jake and Amir video before. My mind is blown. AKA!
Why is everybody on every single collegehumor video commenting hate, or religious opinions instead of commenting that they liked it or something.
Amir called the iphone11 before it came out
Shit's true, though.
"Don't take a stance anymore, on anything." What I want to say to my brother every second of every day.
IT'S OKAY GUYS, I GOT DIS. I'MA HACK IT, IT'S ALL GOOD. TRUST ME, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. I LOOKED IT UP ON GOOGLE.
I love this series keep making them!!!!!!
iPhone sucks. Android sucks. Microsoft sucks. Linux sucks. Facebook sucks.
Now do an argument about that, little kids.
You forgot Blackberry....
An iPad
Unix, duh
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
Dalton Stewart I wasn't insulting blackberry, I was insulting the guy who says they all suck by forgetting one. My mom has an iPhone, my sister has an Android, my dad has a Blackberry, and I have a Windows Phone and personally I love them all. They all have there own benefits.
Ahhh I found it! I have had “spee you with my dear” for the whole week
apple actually has one of the best privacy policies in the world, google is the one that knows everything about you
The fappening was possible because "hackers" just tried passwords. They got to the recovery questions were you get asked what was your teacher in year x or something, this information you can find on the internet. Also this has nothing to do with how a company handles privacy. ( +the time traveling toaster)
2:55 insanely quick mood change on camera :D
JAKE: Steve Jobs is dead.
AMIR: Good.
JAKE: Ass.
Hilarious how many cameras they have now...
Isn't Amir an illegal immigrant?
How does he have a social security number?
His Social Security card is taped to the back of his phone.
In "Credit card" he says that he doesn't have a social security number..
Exactly!
+MarcoDuguayMusic why would we take anything Amir says seriously tho? Lol
This one was done pretty well, collegehumor! I liked it :)
Trump reminds me of Amir.
Amir predicted the iPhone 11 Pro dang that’s crazy
I hang around with gangsters and we all wanted to steal iPhones. How many thugs did it take to steal them? 4G. *zing!*
Hey. It's you! :D
Time Travelling Toaster
You'll be seeing me everywhere!
that don`t work in plural dawg. you clearly are not black nor do you hang out with gangsters or steal
typoded also its a really shitty joke
Yung Goku
Sorry, sir
Man this episode was so good one of their better later episodes
owww i thought it was kassem g , bye bye
is he even still alive, honestly who has seen kassem g since 2012. that's so 2000 and late
therollingstones321 He was in the latest Transformers movie
Oh! Point taken. Still, a downhill turn if he was
Did anyone notice the old collegehumor logo on the back of Amir's laptop?
I hope iPhones go away, there's just no point competing with great phones like the S5 and HTC One (M7 or M8) Android master race. If you seriously think iPhone is better please take the blinders off your eyes. it's obvious Android is better.
HTC One (x) m6 ftw!
Love Your opinion :) HTC One m8😎
The only point of u posting that comment was you trying to get attention..
I have an iPhone, and while I agree the HTC One is better than an iPhone for certain reasons, I cannot stand the Galaxy phones. iPhones and HTC phones are very well built, which is a huge plus for me.
HDConcussioz enjoy your crap google play
iOS App Store SUPPERRIIORRIITY
Couldn’t remember which episode this was and I just googled Jake and Amir spee and that brought me here
Never bought/owned an Apple product in my life.
Your missing out my friend x
Carmen Staines You're*
Carmen Staines yea you missed out on haveing an overated phone that has outdated software and lower specs then most of the androids out there.
good choice.
Okay calm down u bunch of grammar nartzis 😒 don't take it so personally after all they are just material possessions
They look so much older, but it's only been 5 years.
obligatory #androidmasterrace
Careful, the Apple sheep will get mad.
Who really cares what type of phone someone has? Are you really that sad?
Joel Tate I think you meant to say "Are you really that pathetic?"
Sanic it's funny cause i've never met an apple fan who cared half as much as android fans do
No, "sad" sort of means pathetic in my country. TaintedStaff
This is one of the best
Samsung galaxy s5 is better. Here argue about this in the comment
the nsa cant spy on iphone 6 and 6+...they are quite pissed at apple
I agree
Just keep telling yourself that.
I respect your opinion and acknowledge the existing pros and cons between the iPhone and Galaxy line.
TouchWiz is disgusting.
@SineNomine not possible. Drivers for it don't exist. Apple uses UNIX, not Linux, and there's a huge difference.
iPhone 6 is a pathetic joke.
Filled with technology from 4 years ago.
By all means, keep buying them blindly.
BUT "iphones are easier to use!"
Well my corolla is easier to use than a $400,000 Ferrari F12, that doesn't mean the corolla is better.
Obvious troll is too obvious.
technology from 4 years ago? That's why it continues to dominate all other phones on the market, right?
T.J. Fallon Because of the brand name. And because of the cost price quality fallacy.
Eemeli Bergström Yes but you can't buy a new classic car, only occasions. Buying an older iPhone would be what you mean.
T.J. Fallon dominate in sales because of blind ass people who dont know they r being scammed with overpriced crap. An htc one or galaxy s5 is far more superior hardware wise than the iphone 6
This is the first Jake and Amir that actually made me laugh in a long time.