Jake and Amir: Bread

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @marthatedla7216
    @marthatedla7216 9 лет назад +565

    no way amir can handle that bread with his soft teeth

    • @bicimotoworld4115
      @bicimotoworld4115 8 лет назад +10

      +ckmhut way too soft man

    • @felixhultman184
      @felixhultman184 8 лет назад +44

      +Max Mustermann They're like little squares of velvet!

    • @iman77146
      @iman77146 8 лет назад +32

      Because the floss is a bitch that keeps nicking him.

    • @mikeduppodcast1199
      @mikeduppodcast1199 8 лет назад +21

      Nope, Jake's teeth are just way to hard. Amir is a god. The Most Bitchly god.

    • @simonzimmerman166
      @simonzimmerman166 8 лет назад +25

      I'm crying tears of soy with these comments😂

  • @RoronoaZoroSensei
    @RoronoaZoroSensei 11 лет назад +843

    "you know what jake,"
    "-amir-"
    "jake"
    xD

  • @HarryPotter2875
    @HarryPotter2875 11 лет назад +1943

    You can't tell me it's not comedy gold when Jake says "This is chalk. No, like, this bread is legitimately chalk" and then just pulls out a chalkboard and starts drawing.

    • @LordOfQuaggas
      @LordOfQuaggas 11 лет назад +12

      hey its you from the erb wiki

    • @HeyLook287
      @HeyLook287 11 лет назад +23

      I wanna know HOW THE FUCK they got chalk into bread.

    • @Marioinsydney
      @Marioinsydney 11 лет назад +17

      Bradley Horowitz It's chalk, man, didn't you hear the guy?

    • @MagicSwordFilms
      @MagicSwordFilms 10 лет назад +32

      This is the closest they've ever been to a monty python skit in sillyness

    • @Tiniesthooves
      @Tiniesthooves 10 лет назад +4

      You can't forget that jam too

  • @JackMcGrathMusic
    @JackMcGrathMusic 11 лет назад +360

    Can't believe this series is still going. And they're still as funny as ever.

    • @KickoStocks
      @KickoStocks 11 лет назад +26

      So funny! These make my day every time

    • @miner6ty9er
      @miner6ty9er 8 лет назад +27

      Too soon!

    • @Defiring
      @Defiring 7 лет назад +13

      Can't believe it either.... :(

    • @brian3634
      @brian3634 7 лет назад +2

      r0y02 ;(

    • @MrMonsieurGreen
      @MrMonsieurGreen 7 лет назад +4

      I got some bad news to tell you...

  • @AnonInTheMatrix
    @AnonInTheMatrix 8 лет назад +295

    Amir: Excuse you.
    Jake: Excuse you!
    Amir: No, excuse you!
    Jake: Absolutely excuse you!

    • @OhplsAndrew
      @OhplsAndrew 8 лет назад +16

      Excuse...

    • @dixiecronin7791
      @dixiecronin7791 4 года назад +6

      Honestly, I've watched this video so many times that I actually say these words in real life...

    • @thehermeticlibrary2581
      @thehermeticlibrary2581 2 года назад

      @@dixiecronin7791 I have made "Excuse you" a permanent part of my vocabulary since watching this first in 2013, and no one ever gets the reference.

  • @erickmatthewlynch2058
    @erickmatthewlynch2058 10 лет назад +1891

    Why is the fact that amir is totally out of breath never addressed?

    • @prestonjohnson-roy7428
      @prestonjohnson-roy7428 9 лет назад +52

      I was wondering about that. What the fludge?

    • @stevedorry
      @stevedorry 9 лет назад +29

      Preston Johnson-Roy If you don't answer why Rosie keeps dying, no one is going to answer you.

    • @prestonjohnson-roy7428
      @prestonjohnson-roy7428 9 лет назад +9

      stevedorry He's cursed

    • @Hawlem
      @Hawlem 9 лет назад +140

      Erick Matthew Lynch Ever tried to catch a scared rabbit?

    • @bunnyfaceperson123
      @bunnyfaceperson123 9 лет назад +83

      Preston Johnson-Roy jake probably put some kind of hex on him! That witch doctor; that that that sorcerer!!!

  • @joemcguire9988
    @joemcguire9988 Год назад +93

    Saying “try this homemade jam” and handing him a small rabbit in a Tupperware container is probably the finest piece of comedy I’ve ever seen in my life. Say what you will about anything else they’ve done, but this is surrealist humor at its finest.

  • @EnriqueBF96
    @EnriqueBF96 8 лет назад +683

    He was bread the whole time

    • @RobSpendelow
      @RobSpendelow 6 лет назад +1

      It was bread all along

    • @RobSpendelow
      @RobSpendelow 6 лет назад +5

      what episode is that from, I always quote it but I don't know why

    • @TheCrashLandon
      @TheCrashLandon 6 лет назад +7

      Rob Spendelow it’s the Amir and Ben fasting contest

    • @RobSpendelow
      @RobSpendelow 6 лет назад

      TheCrashLandon thank you so much!!!!!

    • @johnwhalley8270
      @johnwhalley8270 5 лет назад +5

      The commenter who wrote this is a philosopher and a cool, upvote him to karma heaven

  • @HomestarRunner20X6
    @HomestarRunner20X6 7 лет назад +670

    And to think that Zac and Grant were under the desk the whole time...

    • @shmendusel
      @shmendusel 7 лет назад +31

      i was searching for a comment like that!

    • @theramo0
      @theramo0 6 лет назад +18

      Which video was that again?

    • @theramo0
      @theramo0 6 лет назад +42

      Nvm. Figured out it was stop making us kiss

    • @jeromealday614
      @jeromealday614 6 лет назад +54

      @@theramo0 It was considerate for you to reply so other people would know.

    • @theramo0
      @theramo0 6 лет назад +26

      Jerome Alday Well someone liked my question so I figured someone here wanted to know as well.

  • @MrReelio3
    @MrReelio3 8 лет назад +1823

    That bread looks really good actually. Give daddy a bite!

  • @PaintKyZR
    @PaintKyZR 9 лет назад +676

    Never tried rabbit jam before..
    ..Once found a hare in my marmalade though.

  • @thatkidamoria7072
    @thatkidamoria7072 5 лет назад +48

    Was anyone else just focusing on Caldwell in the back moving around and expecting him to be a part of the sketch?

  • @bippityboppity6969
    @bippityboppity6969 10 лет назад +411

    There's this constructive criticism and then there's this this this this this poison!

  • @liltiger3
    @liltiger3 3 года назад +117

    This is one of their more absurd and nonsensical episodes and I love every minute of it.

  • @SuperNemx
    @SuperNemx 9 лет назад +241

    absolutely excuse you

  • @JACOBFLARSEN
    @JACOBFLARSEN 11 лет назад +29

    My absolute favourite Jake and Amir moments are when they either say "more than enough actually" or "excuse you". Always such hilarious timing!

  • @Firewater513
    @Firewater513 11 лет назад +360

    So... as random as Amir is, why does Jake casually have a minichalkboard sitting around to test the chalk-bread with?

    • @hannahmandryk8645
      @hannahmandryk8645 5 лет назад +25

      I'm betting this isn't the first time something like this has happened

    • @FlyinDolphins
      @FlyinDolphins 5 лет назад +4

      Hannah Mandryk it’s surprisingly rare

    • @blockhasher7957
      @blockhasher7957 5 лет назад +4

      because Jake is a real ass nigga that's why

    • @tgkafg
      @tgkafg 4 года назад +5

      Obviously, u've neva wrk'd for a website

    • @alexandriamcgaughey4068
      @alexandriamcgaughey4068 Год назад +1

      Because Jake knows to come prepared for Amir's antics lol

  • @alexcunningham8505
    @alexcunningham8505 10 лет назад +70

    I love how Jake just pulls out a fucking chalkboard.

  • @tonyloaf5482
    @tonyloaf5482 10 лет назад +50

    1:43 Jake: "No this bread is legitimately chalk."
    I cracked up so fucking hard I ran out of breath XD

  • @henrygoodyear2029
    @henrygoodyear2029 3 года назад +51

    I have watched this video like a hundred times and never questioned why Jake has a chalkboard so conveniently

    • @gregjenkinson7512
      @gregjenkinson7512 2 года назад

      Even funnier when you think that's the kinda thing he'd question Amir about

  • @dropout
    @dropout 11 лет назад +960

    So no one here has had rabbit jam?

    • @zXChaosTheoryXz
      @zXChaosTheoryXz 11 лет назад +2

      Rabbit Jam is my favorite

    • @letenko
      @letenko 11 лет назад +3

      Not here in Europe, please send some! =D

    • @dropout
      @dropout 11 лет назад +70

      letenko Catch your own.

    • @letenko
      @letenko 11 лет назад

      CollegeHumor But....but....how?

    • @DescendingAngels
      @DescendingAngels 11 лет назад +13

      I'm a hamster person myself. Never got into rabbit.

  • @Poagoo
    @Poagoo 7 месяцев назад +5

    The best part of this video is Grant and Zach kissing under Amir’s desk

  • @PJWGF1
    @PJWGF1 9 лет назад +78

    She's 16..... Wow now you got me sayin it

    • @danspitalnik
      @danspitalnik 8 лет назад +11

      I cry, cry, cried and my mom made things right by snagging a pic of my dad's cc with her phone.

    • @dixiecronin7791
      @dixiecronin7791 4 года назад +2

      You said it first!

    • @gaidenshinji3282
      @gaidenshinji3282 4 года назад

      Didn't have to

  • @thatmanckid
    @thatmanckid 8 лет назад +112

    there's constructive criticism and then there's this this this this this
    destructive cynicism

    • @markkittel44
      @markkittel44 5 лет назад +3

      How do you know those words?

  • @LondonWaspsFTW
    @LondonWaspsFTW 2 года назад +1

    Thanks for the recommendation RUclips, miss these guys, still a classic.

  • @kofe87
    @kofe87 9 месяцев назад +3

    Why doesn't this episode come up in searches?

  • @BumblePuppy237
    @BumblePuppy237 11 лет назад +65

    0:53 and 0:47 supporting the theory again that they're both one and the same person and jake is just a schizophrenic.

    • @egcism
      @egcism 11 лет назад

      how?

    • @jaygee9549
      @jaygee9549 11 лет назад

      Or is Amir the schizophrenic?

    • @Afterword.
      @Afterword. 11 лет назад +4

      Because they are both named Jake?

    • @BumblePuppy237
      @BumblePuppy237 11 лет назад +13

      Amir couldn't survive in the real world. There are other videos that hint at that. I can't remember right now.

    • @gc5806
      @gc5806 4 года назад +4

      No, they’re different, it’s just that everybody’s name is Amir Blumenfeld.

  • @sparkeythehamster
    @sparkeythehamster 11 лет назад +8

    That rabbit was so cute~
    I'm glad Jake saved it.

  • @havingteawiththedevil
    @havingteawiththedevil 11 лет назад +6

    I have never laughed so hard at Jakes face when he was talking with that bunny in his hand xD

  • @101xp
    @101xp 9 лет назад +57

    I like how the chal- *bread* lands flat on the table after killing Rosie

    • @linnea6527
      @linnea6527 9 лет назад +1

      I thought I was the only one that noticed.

  • @haneenhawash1739
    @haneenhawash1739 6 лет назад +26

    I love how this never explains why he was holding an umbrella or why he was panting and struggling to breathe

  • @judeconnor-macintyre9874
    @judeconnor-macintyre9874 3 года назад +6

    He comes into work (probably late) in a poncho when it's not wet, talks in questions, calls himself Jake, and rambled about bread that's actually chalk, threatens to kill a bunny. Also he's out of breathe the entire time.

  • @kkokay4
    @kkokay4 11 лет назад +33

    Funniest Jake and Amir in a while.

  • @rupertcornholio209
    @rupertcornholio209 10 лет назад +8

    One of their best videos ever... I cracked up when Amir said "now you have me saying chalk you dingbat!"

  • @JuiCeBoX19
    @JuiCeBoX19 3 года назад +17

    I'm on a heavy rewatch binge since circa three weeks and for the moment I deem this my favourite episode

    • @valx5
      @valx5 2 года назад +2

      this one is legit classic

    • @valx5
      @valx5 2 года назад +1

      dare I say …. legit DECE. a buff & cool episode.

  • @thatquietkid
    @thatquietkid 7 лет назад +4

    you know what'd be cool is a supercut of every time Amir calls himself Jake, there has to be at least 10 examples of that

  • @belle2571
    @belle2571 10 лет назад +8

    Omg, this is the funniest jake and amir video i have seen so far, i was laughing so hard, even after the video. Congrats college humor, yiu just earned a subscriber!

  • @epicbruhmoment6985
    @epicbruhmoment6985 7 лет назад +67

    Unknown to them Zac and Grant are making out under the desk

  • @jakeboston
    @jakeboston 11 лет назад +21

    gotta say that the ending was just amazing

  • @SavageShoreCreations
    @SavageShoreCreations 11 лет назад +77

    anyone else prefer amirs old glasses?

  • @TheYardvark
    @TheYardvark 11 лет назад +11

    Best one in a while!

  • @ThrillaWhale
    @ThrillaWhale 10 лет назад +12

    I'm astounded that Jake was even willing to try something that Amir cooked.

  • @DoctorX17
    @DoctorX17 Год назад +2

    I love how chill the jam looks

  • @mattb2704
    @mattb2704 11 лет назад +4

    The way Jake delivers his lines... So funny.

  • @petervandehey4082
    @petervandehey4082 5 месяцев назад +1

    This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen!

  • @ElijahsBrain
    @ElijahsBrain 7 лет назад +24

    So is Zac and Grant under the table ?

  • @dubugga
    @dubugga 11 лет назад +3

    "He's dead."
    Good god, his face made me crack up xD

  • @decolonized3606
    @decolonized3606 Год назад +1

    probably their most surreal episode

  • @NickNCC
    @NickNCC 11 лет назад +26

    You know....none of it made sense....but I surprisingly felt an old sense of Jake and Amir!!

  • @davidromeo2677
    @davidromeo2677 11 лет назад +2

    omg this episode is their best in a long time

  • @jingerstorm
    @jingerstorm 8 лет назад +64

    where did jake get the chalk board from

  • @mattvivo4502
    @mattvivo4502 5 лет назад

    It's almost 2020 and these Jake and Amir videos are still hilarious to me. I'm never gonna stop watching these

  • @Cherrypiechai
    @Cherrypiechai 7 лет назад +19

    is anyone here immediately after watching stop trying to make us kiss?

  • @eghed8
    @eghed8 8 лет назад +1

    One of Amir's best performances I think.

  • @joehaywood9471
    @joehaywood9471 8 лет назад +6

    I like to think that Amir knew all along that it was chalk & was just trying to trick Jake into killing the rabbit for some twisted reason

  • @chilldude2239
    @chilldude2239 3 года назад +2

    I don't know if anyone feels this way but this one feels like a California jake and amir video for some reason

  • @10outofTenley
    @10outofTenley 11 лет назад +9

    All of this was hilarious and made sense up until the end. We all know Amir would never harm a fly on Jake's head.

    • @10outofTenley
      @10outofTenley 11 лет назад +2

      Ubertastic HAAAHAHA. You're right, Amir is outrageously violent, I guess I've just always looked past that...

    • @TheVikingRaid
      @TheVikingRaid 11 лет назад +2

      tenoutoftenley Yeah, Amir is a total psychopath >.>

    • @theultimatechaser
      @theultimatechaser 10 лет назад +1

      And he's straight up stabbed jake.

  • @bencarew84
    @bencarew84 8 лет назад +2

    jake pulls a blackboard out of thin air. I'm in stitches

  • @lyricspeople1234
    @lyricspeople1234 9 лет назад +57

    ROSIE NOOOOOOO!

    • @JAHamilton77
      @JAHamilton77 6 лет назад

      lyricspeople1234 he was bread all along

  • @3rdRandom
    @3rdRandom 11 лет назад

    I find myself coming back to this sketch everyday for about a week, and counting, still laughing every time. I like that =)

  • @xX88B88Xx
    @xX88B88Xx 3 года назад +3

    Holy shit is that Beverly Toegold the Fifth in the background!?

  • @wugglebee9522
    @wugglebee9522 2 года назад +2

    I enjoy the imagery of a prop artist sticking some chalk to some bread and thinking "What the fuck am I doing with my life?"

  • @juandiegoprado
    @juandiegoprado 8 лет назад +17

    Amir who has very good aim.

    • @MrZAP17
      @MrZAP17 8 лет назад +1

      How? He was clearly aiming for Jake.

    • @juandiegoprado
      @juandiegoprado 8 лет назад +1

      ***** It's a reference to another Hardly Working.

    • @lightningmcdweeb
      @lightningmcdweeb 5 лет назад +2

      oh, leave it alone

  • @AdamGall
    @AdamGall 11 лет назад

    Jake and Amir is by far the best thing this site has made :) more please

  • @brian3634
    @brian3634 5 лет назад +4

    Amir's jam is so dang cute.

  • @chill0wan
    @chill0wan 4 месяца назад

    I always loved this particular episode because it portrays their relationship so well. Amir being a super weird and hyper confident and Jake being his contrasting counterpart

  • @calebklingerman7902
    @calebklingerman7902 3 года назад +4

    Just so we’re clear, within the Jake and Amir “canon”, CD drives are obsolete technology but having a chalkboard on hand by your desk is normal

  • @TheBobitoman
    @TheBobitoman 11 лет назад

    Best Jake and Amir in a while!! Awesome vid

  • @shortforchange
    @shortforchange 11 лет назад +26

    this one was really funny

  • @DutliAnvilhand
    @DutliAnvilhand 3 года назад +1

    That jam was really cute.

  • @rowanboleyn7383
    @rowanboleyn7383 4 года назад +12

    The best part of J&A is watching Caldwell work in the background

  • @colinmumma
    @colinmumma 11 лет назад +1

    20 seconds in and I'm already falling out of my chair. Love these guys. Please, give them a show on Comedy Central.

  • @sbtopjosh
    @sbtopjosh 8 лет назад +3

    Amir's acting is just perfect!

  • @unclepoopoof25
    @unclepoopoof25 6 лет назад +1

    reckon i can honestly say ive seen this video 20+ times over the years and it stilll never fails to make me laugh

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 7 лет назад +8

    Now I can only imagine Grant and Zac making out under the table xD

  • @phastings1
    @phastings1 11 лет назад +3

    haha omg never stop making these epic vids

  • @thecreepycuck6036
    @thecreepycuck6036 4 года назад +4

    The reason why Amir is always out of breath is because he’s trying to run from himself.
    But you cant ever outrun who you are.

    • @blushingfrieza
      @blushingfrieza 4 года назад +1

      Everywhere you go, there you jafar.

  • @SamLewis6
    @SamLewis6 5 лет назад +1

    This is the first jake and Amir I ever saw, and it’s still my favorite

  • @TheTheDoctor007
    @TheTheDoctor007 7 лет назад +23

    Watch out you're getting crumbs all over Zack.

  • @barrowpurez
    @barrowpurez 11 лет назад

    long time watcher here, this episode is what i needed after a streak of bad ones

  • @Adrianpwn805
    @Adrianpwn805 11 лет назад +9

    Poor bunny. Is so CUUUUUTE :D

  • @Winteramen
    @Winteramen 2 года назад +1

    "Did you have it or not? I don't know...?" Idk why it took 8 years but that line suddenly made me LOL today

  • @umaddude3808
    @umaddude3808 9 лет назад +9

    at 3:01 - i always though Rosie has got his hair cut, but obviously they are two guys. wtf

  • @skyraiman
    @skyraiman 2 месяца назад +1

    This is peak jake and amir

  • @fireruby544
    @fireruby544 8 лет назад +4

    Jake and a Bunny, new series!

  • @depressedkermit5337
    @depressedkermit5337 Год назад +1

    Such a cute bunny I hope it wasn’t stressed out at the thought of being turned into jam 😅

  • @OnnoDijkman
    @OnnoDijkman 9 лет назад +99

    "This slice alone is the density of a brick" jake doesn't understand how density works.

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle 9 лет назад +14

      A brick is denser than bread, fool

    • @darylmcmexican539
      @darylmcmexican539 9 лет назад +4

      Well maybe the rest of the bread (not chalk,mind you!) is denser...?

    • @OnnoDijkman
      @OnnoDijkman 9 лет назад +1

      Fair enough, but I highly doubt that's what Jake meant.

    • @darylmcmexican539
      @darylmcmexican539 9 лет назад +4

      Lol,you're right actually,we all know that's not what Jake meant :) But the image that Jake is somewhat smart needs to be preserved in dealings with Amir...

    • @OnnoDijkman
      @OnnoDijkman 9 лет назад +3

      It's funny. I listen to their podcast and the real Jake sounds like a pretty smart guy, but if the topic is even rometely scientific/mathematical his brain just sort of just shuts down.

  • @vidguy2004
    @vidguy2004 3 года назад +1

    The ''HE'S DEAD'' joke got me good.

  • @aprilraver5057
    @aprilraver5057 9 лет назад +3

    Caldwell's just in the back like fuck you guys I'm putting my headphones on

  • @LoMo_11
    @LoMo_11 5 лет назад +2

    One of my favorite ongoing jokes that isn’t mentioned enough is Dave’s “he’s dead”

  • @metallitech
    @metallitech 10 лет назад +7

    Jake's teeth are really impressive.

  • @valx5
    @valx5 2 года назад

    this whole skit was written around the fact that they found a piece of chalk shaped like a slice of bread

  • @player042
    @player042 11 лет назад +11

    At the beginning when Amir is out of breath he kind of sounds like Jesse Pinkman :D

  • @jflanagan9696
    @jflanagan9696 5 лет назад +1

    2:00 The zoom in on the blink is perfect.

  • @SerpentVX
    @SerpentVX 10 лет назад +9

    If Amir was jonezing for a grilled cheese sandwich, then how come Jake gets the first slice the next day?

    • @darylmcmexican539
      @darylmcmexican539 9 лет назад +8

      Grilled *jizz* sandwich is a euphemism for when he gets hit on the back of his frickin' face with cast-iron skillet :D

  • @AndrewPonti
    @AndrewPonti 5 лет назад

    I die every time right off the bat when he says "It's not raining outside" and Amir shakes off an umbrella xD

  • @redmineconvict
    @redmineconvict 10 лет назад +7

    I lost my shit at "take this jam"

  • @FLANNELALBERT
    @FLANNELALBERT 3 года назад +1

    I’d like to think that they saw that bread chalk at a gift shop or something and built a sketch around it

    • @Floedekage
      @Floedekage 3 года назад

      I... made my own gift shop last night?

  • @PandemicalShade
    @PandemicalShade 11 лет назад +12

    Is Jake his old self again?

    • @ihaveafohawk
      @ihaveafohawk 10 лет назад +3

      ***** Hexates You guys are dumb as fuck. How do you not understand by now that Jake is just as insecure as Amir, the episodes where they "switch" roles is just Jake showing his insecurities. Why do you think Amir is Jake's only friend?

  • @tonynelsonmusic
    @tonynelsonmusic 6 лет назад +1

    I like how Amir is just out of breath for no reason for the whole video