Jake and Amir: Swag

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @laff2024
    @laff2024 4 года назад +1126

    I just realized Amir says he "hangs out with the hottest guys", and I have no doubt that he's talking about Jake

    • @noobface66
      @noobface66 4 года назад +39

      Amir also never says he wear the best clothes, but Jake mentioned it anyway. I think that's a nod to him being a closet Fashionista

    • @malcolmbeverly8967
      @malcolmbeverly8967 4 года назад +10

      @@noobface66 I never noticed that. I guess I just wasn’t paying close enough attention

    • @AbsurdoSol
      @AbsurdoSol 4 года назад +17

      Restaurant is McDonalds for sure

    • @theghostbanana2349
      @theghostbanana2349 3 года назад +1

      2:13

    • @chilldude2239
      @chilldude2239 3 года назад +7

      i think that Sarah and Pat have a point in the episode Godfather. I think they are lovers. and I think that theory makes the series so much better

  • @jimmathers7924
    @jimmathers7924 8 лет назад +1078

    "I'm a loser and a jew"
    "that's true but don't say it like that"

    • @world-traveler880
      @world-traveler880 5 лет назад +7

      When does that appear in the video?

    • @lucozade8373
      @lucozade8373 5 лет назад +3

      Last.

    • @mattapps4355
      @mattapps4355 5 лет назад +22

      @@world-traveler880 In and Jake and Amir video of one of the march madness videos

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 4 года назад +10

      And no ears

    • @realbland
      @realbland 4 года назад +19

      i like that without context of jake and amir quotes, you can tell who said it

  • @brianbanek4163
    @brianbanek4163 8 лет назад +775

    30 years young. You're never too old to beef tears of soy

  • @cappy6360
    @cappy6360 3 года назад +204

    I love how “You self-centered piece of shit” was totally agreeable with Amir, but “prick” completely sent him off the edge.

    • @Maazin5
      @Maazin5 2 года назад +21

      Similar thing happens in Airline Scam.
      -You absolute ass.
      -And proud of it!
      -You jerk.
      -Stop it!

    • @TheGraphiteCovenant
      @TheGraphiteCovenant Год назад +8

      @@Maazin5 I have very thick skin but that is a low blow!

    • @paul_warner
      @paul_warner Год назад +2

      ​@@TheGraphiteCovenant one of their most quotable quotes. I use it all the time when people jokingly insult me.

  • @Metheny72
    @Metheny72 8 лет назад +734

    I swear no matter how many times I watch Jake and Amir it makes me crack up.

    • @idsiuclanleader
      @idsiuclanleader 8 лет назад +4

      i miss these dudes

    • @Carter6197
      @Carter6197 8 лет назад +10

      +Spinner 22 Just in case you haven't seen/heard it, their podcast, If I Were You, is amazing. My favorite non Roosterteeth related podcast!

    • @jeffharper4509
      @jeffharper4509 5 лет назад

      craisins 86 you should listen to their podcast! If I Were You. Theyre very active podcasters and the show is hilarious

    • @willjackson4596
      @willjackson4596 3 года назад +2

      I'm revisiting this series from when I was 13 and used to binge them... I'm 22 now and I still think they're hilarious

  • @jackmartin8975
    @jackmartin8975 8 лет назад +311

    it was j crewwwwwwwww

    • @meechivelli
      @meechivelli 8 лет назад +25

      Wash them!

    • @AndrewPonti
      @AndrewPonti 6 лет назад +8

      I freaking love that line, and the way he says it!

  • @InfinityMax365
    @InfinityMax365 4 года назад +37

    Kevin in the back must be some sort of wizard or warlock by how quickly he disappears and reappears

  • @malikaismith1509
    @malikaismith1509 8 лет назад +73

    I think "I honestly feel like God owes me money," is one of the funniest things Amir has ever said. Kills me!

  • @19bleach91
    @19bleach91 5 лет назад +643

    I watch this now and it’s so nostalgic, back when everything was ok

    • @khristienpennanen1810
      @khristienpennanen1810 4 года назад +153

      Have I got some news from the future for you.... it only gets worse

    • @Ghostboy_Nate
      @Ghostboy_Nate 4 года назад +19

      khristien Pennanen was just about to say that

    • @labrador_dali
      @labrador_dali 4 года назад +30

      comment aged well

    • @TBoneHEMA
      @TBoneHEMA 4 года назад +25

      @@labrador_dali at least we're still watching this in 2020. That's gotta count for something.

    • @Enzombie
      @Enzombie 4 года назад +27

      it's even worse now lol greetings from Argentina stay safe and wash your hands you diva roaches

  • @laterbot
    @laterbot 9 лет назад +280

    Jake and Amir was CH's best show :(

    • @mrinternet.
      @mrinternet. 8 лет назад +36

      +Robert Bigg I'd say it's the best show on RUclips. You don't get this level of quality humor on the internet that much.

    • @thomase13
      @thomase13 8 лет назад +3

      Gayle.

    • @Sufjanstayvens
      @Sufjanstayvens 8 лет назад +8

      I think Precious Plum was their best show, but J&A was sooo good.

    • @neontime8507
      @neontime8507 8 лет назад +7

      What about OG hardly working?

    • @neontime8507
      @neontime8507 8 лет назад +1

      Troopers is the best

  • @JamesWalton1999
    @JamesWalton1999 9 лет назад +236

    Not 1, not 2, but 1!

    • @annie-up8xt
      @annie-up8xt 9 месяцев назад

      hi from the future

  • @Roselieansy
    @Roselieansy 10 лет назад +54

    I love how Jake says, "You don't wear the best clothes, by the way!" when Amir never said he wore the best clothes

    • @minartson
      @minartson 10 лет назад +6

      It's a figure of speech meaning that his clothes suck, pretty popular one at that.

    • @minartson
      @minartson 10 лет назад +2

      ***** Well let's agree to disagree then.
      I have heard that line being used out of nowhere in comedy movies before. So that is why I think they used that line. A similar sentence is popular where I live but in a different language.

    • @shinjinobrave
      @shinjinobrave 9 лет назад +1

      That might be a reason he doesn't have swag..... dipshit.

    • @Roselieansy
      @Roselieansy 9 лет назад +5

      shinjinobrave Jake says, "by the way," implying that saying he doesn't wear the best clothes was a correction, not an elaboration. Don't call me a "dipshit" when you don't understand context clues of the English language.

    • @shinjinobrave
      @shinjinobrave 9 лет назад +8

      Roselieansy 'By the way' means he's making an aside, not necessarily correcting him.
      'Did you go to the store?'
      'Yes. By the way, I saw this dipshit there.'
      See?

  • @after_its_gone
    @after_its_gone 10 лет назад +174

    Is it bad that i can quote the entire episode.

    • @zeekdavis11
      @zeekdavis11 10 лет назад +52

      It'd be bad if you couldn't

    • @Wneufuna
      @Wneufuna 9 лет назад +5

      I hope you can do the 'I got swag' dance and song

    • @ChesterfieldBears32
      @ChesterfieldBears32 9 лет назад +1

      OF and jake and Amir?

  • @jenniferch3ck
    @jenniferch3ck 4 года назад +15

    I love the Jake and Amir lines that just make me think "why did he say that?" 😂 Like "no ears"

  • @tightlilthang
    @tightlilthang 2 года назад +23

    Man I used to watch Jake and amir all the time in school. I'm super happy they still hold up as an adult.

  • @glowyrm
    @glowyrm 8 лет назад +122

    which is actually pretty TIGHT but I can't even do that because I'm sad as shit.....that line makes me FLIP my shit!

  • @ethan_7480
    @ethan_7480 9 лет назад +536

    The guy behind amir screws with the continuity

    • @bidhod1069
      @bidhod1069 9 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂 lol

    • @AnonymousSuperTuber
      @AnonymousSuperTuber 8 лет назад

      dang lol

    • @finalbossd
      @finalbossd 8 лет назад +13

      FUCKING CALDWELL!

    • @finalbossd
      @finalbossd 8 лет назад +60

      We can also arrive at the conclusion that he has the innate ability to teleport in and out on command. I mean, Amir can do the same, like in Poster Ideas.

    • @julianwang860
      @julianwang860 7 лет назад +16

      Pretty sure that's Kevin

  • @ptorres5536
    @ptorres5536 2 года назад +10

    "I'm talking about HIM ...OWING ...ME ...CASH!!!"

  • @Cook9698
    @Cook9698 8 лет назад +130

    0:32 so this is how that meme started

    • @multibrainbagel
      @multibrainbagel 8 лет назад +6

      Jarrod Cook what meme?

    • @GilvorakTV
      @GilvorakTV 8 лет назад +71

      yall are pathetic lol

    • @RVCIpodHelp
      @RVCIpodHelp 8 лет назад +2

      Jarrod Cook wait what meme tho

    • @HitmanReborn9999
      @HitmanReborn9999 8 лет назад +44

      CSGO meme
      Ex. I think its hilarious u kids talking about semphis. u wouldnt say this
      stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest
      clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the
      hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

    • @nucc1331
      @nucc1331 7 лет назад +6

      HitmanReborn9999 Overwatch too. i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Dafran. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic

  • @botreyger3911
    @botreyger3911 10 лет назад +47

    amir should do a full length music video of the song "cuz I got swag" , with ben schwartz preferably

  • @michaelkopischke8072
    @michaelkopischke8072 9 лет назад +13

    1:21 I love Jake's genuine anger here.

  • @parkermorgan6890
    @parkermorgan6890 4 года назад +133

    anyone notice how amir says he “hangs out at the best restaurants and chills with the hottest guys” and then jake says “you don’t wear the best clothes?”

    • @milk6514
      @milk6514 Год назад +1

      Was about to comment this lol

    • @misternotlob6769
      @misternotlob6769 Год назад +1

      It's actually a reference to an ancient CS:GO copypasta. But yea it's weird how amir doesn't say that line first

    • @bill2908
      @bill2908 Год назад

      @@misternotlob6769 what copypasta?

    • @misternotlob6769
      @misternotlob6769 Год назад

      @@bill2908 i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about semphis. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

    • @MyPhone-of5hu
      @MyPhone-of5hu Год назад +3

      ​@MisterNotlob apparently the copy pasta is actually based on this episode

  • @ArmedPlaysMC
    @ArmedPlaysMC 8 лет назад +76

    It was jcrew!

  • @rosesawyer7264
    @rosesawyer7264 10 лет назад +57

    Amir - with buck teeth and no ears!!
    Jake - YOU HAVE EARS
    Amir - your just saying that to make me feel better...
    Me - *laughing uncontrollably*

    • @SteveCowlishaw
      @SteveCowlishaw 3 года назад

      You - Quoting the episode for no apparent reason and laughing uncontrollably
      Me - The fudge is wrong with this guy? We also saw the video.

    • @stephanieexists
      @stephanieexists 3 года назад +2

      @@SteveCowlishaw Yo, leave them alone, they just enjoyed the video and wanted to re-iterate a specific line they really enjoyed.
      If it bothers you so much, don’t read the comments on comedy videos where people typically talk about the video *they all just watched* together.

  • @Daroga1
    @Daroga1 10 лет назад +10

    The guy in the back is practicing invisibility cloaking throughout this video.

  • @AaronCZim
    @AaronCZim 10 лет назад +4

    I liked the inflection on "What the fuck was that," 2:28. It was very expressive.

  • @Hermione2286
    @Hermione2286 10 лет назад +149

    Lol why did Jake flinch when Amir said "tight"

    • @gavinhofilena8149
      @gavinhofilena8149 10 лет назад +29

      2:58

    • @Spenceley
      @Spenceley 10 лет назад +22

      Good eye. Now I'm curious too.
      I was too focused on the disappearing/reappearing coworker.

    • @Hermione2286
      @Hermione2286 10 лет назад +3

      Vaportrail Films Haha I didn't notice him.

    • @awedecai
      @awedecai 10 лет назад +36

      My guess is that Jake was subconsciously following Amir's dialogue as he was reading the script in his head.

    • @TheFangirlable
      @TheFangirlable 10 лет назад +28

      I think it's because Amir said, "tight" so vehemently.

  • @libenhagos9335
    @libenhagos9335 8 лет назад +147

    I think its hilarious u kids talking about semphis. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 4 года назад +1

      what

    • @kururugi8221
      @kururugi8221 4 года назад +1

      LMAO

    • @jackoats4911
      @jackoats4911 3 года назад

      Anybody find out what the fuck this means yet?

    • @nickwilson3499
      @nickwilson3499 3 года назад +1

      @@jackoats4911 it's a copypasta, people change the words a bit to make it suit every situation

  • @bigjchamby
    @bigjchamby 4 года назад +39

    I have a theory that Amir is the personification of everything stupid that has ever been said on the internet

    • @goddontatmyhands2763
      @goddontatmyhands2763 3 года назад +1

      Does that mean Jjkae is the personification of douchebags on the internet?

  • @PepsiFuture
    @PepsiFuture 11 лет назад +26

    HOODIE ALLEN SHIRT! swag

  • @arrows4910
    @arrows4910 Год назад +1

    0:27 The laugh and then the “Metaphorical, for now, coffin!”

  • @shadyRAV3N
    @shadyRAV3N 10 лет назад +49

    Guy sitting behind Amir disappears every other scene.

    • @MrArtoxs
      @MrArtoxs 9 лет назад +4

      Lol yeah I just noticed that

  • @rocko34
    @rocko34 11 лет назад

    What amazes me is that they still have funny Jake and Amir videos. What amazes me even more is they still come up with funny stuff to say in the intro!

  • @imapersonduh
    @imapersonduh 11 лет назад +4

    "Agreed. With two buck teeth and no ears." "You have ears." "You're just trying to make me feel better." XD

  • @timladuca6991
    @timladuca6991 3 года назад +2

    This has got to be one of the best ones

  • @ChiIUKGHO5T
    @ChiIUKGHO5T 4 года назад +240

    Anybody else in 2020 still watch these guys?

    • @a.g.m.s_1916
      @a.g.m.s_1916 4 года назад +4

      Hell yeah

    • @sethious1
      @sethious1 4 года назад +7

      Yep...I miss this era of CollegeHumor

    • @sugarcrispbear9872
      @sugarcrispbear9872 4 года назад +3

      Been bingeing the series for a week now ugh I miss this series

    • @hannahs8355
      @hannahs8355 4 года назад +9

      I’m new to the family and I am realizing quickly that this truly is a lifestyle.

    • @andrewtran694
      @andrewtran694 4 года назад +6

      like a BAD amount ughh

  • @zamstarlord
    @zamstarlord Год назад +1

    Love coming back every couple of years to see these oldies.😂😂

  • @Sam-il1pl
    @Sam-il1pl 8 лет назад +3

    Jake's face at 2:07.... he just looks so done and it's so funny

  • @LostLocal7
    @LostLocal7 10 лет назад +4

    Amir has officially killed "swag". Thank you, Amir.

  • @schuesslerlauren
    @schuesslerlauren 6 лет назад +14

    "I hang out with hottest guys!" Aka Jake

  • @evsponge1
    @evsponge1 11 лет назад +8

    Amir's face at 1:25... I just can't

  • @pinkythenikki
    @pinkythenikki 11 лет назад +5

    Half way through this I really started to ponder, how did Amir get past the interview stage to get this job?

  • @sleepy8945
    @sleepy8945 2 года назад +2

    At 2:08 Amir sounds so much like Danny Gonzalez and I love it.

  • @Roonlovesfish3874
    @Roonlovesfish3874 2 года назад +3

    That is the slowest Amir has put on sunglasses

  • @CameronBaba
    @CameronBaba 8 месяцев назад +2

    jake looks so fine during amir’s flustered bit and for what

  • @DangerCDV
    @DangerCDV 11 лет назад +21

    That guy keeps disappearing and reappearing at his desk :P
    like at 2:54

  • @abdinoorx2
    @abdinoorx2 7 лет назад +2

    I run this jake&amir marathon every year

  • @EricLippi
    @EricLippi 3 месяца назад +4

    Anybody else in 2024 watch these guys?

  • @mattyarden2484
    @mattyarden2484 10 лет назад +82

    does amir remind anyone else of what spongebob would be like irl?

  • @IsaacMazur
    @IsaacMazur 11 лет назад +10

    jesus this is my favourite one ever

  • @GoatOrgy11
    @GoatOrgy11 11 лет назад +2

    the "It was J Crew!" Line makes me crack up every time.

  • @Willskull
    @Willskull 9 лет назад +3

    Amazing duo, thanks for always make me laught! Big fan from Brazil!

  • @pennydesouza
    @pennydesouza 11 лет назад

    Just the way Amir says "watch out" at 1:26 cracks me up so much. I feel like these two are getting better and better.

  • @Toothpick91
    @Toothpick91 8 лет назад +5

    2:52 man that dude in the backround moves like a ninja !

  • @worldweary5750
    @worldweary5750 3 года назад +2

    1:23 amir's "yeah" always gets me

  • @Julian-jd5yj
    @Julian-jd5yj Год назад +4

    Chillest restaurants: McDonald's
    Hottest guys: Jake

    • @paul_warner
      @paul_warner Год назад +2

      best clothes: shitted jaycru khakis

  • @ravidesai1329
    @ravidesai1329 4 года назад +2

    These are timeless

  • @zakiassmiley
    @zakiassmiley 10 лет назад +50

    im so drunk and jake and amir makes me so happy

  • @ShowTheOreo
    @ShowTheOreo 3 года назад +1

    Wait is this where the "hangs out with the hottest guys" copypasta is from?? LEGENDS

  • @mrtampham
    @mrtampham 10 лет назад +49

    hoodie allen shirt :)

  • @QuadroNVS
    @QuadroNVS 3 года назад

    I have been looking for this episode for a while!!!!

  • @twiggybarrdust1924
    @twiggybarrdust1924 9 лет назад +3

    is that the talking face from Legends of the Hidden Temple in the back?

  • @thepinch1839
    @thepinch1839 3 года назад

    I have been looking for this episode for 3 years

  • @MightyGalaxyPhoenix
    @MightyGalaxyPhoenix 11 лет назад +7

    Amir's swag's song

  • @BaconManProd
    @BaconManProd 11 лет назад +1

    the outro is hilarious

  • @AntickUamba
    @AntickUamba 9 лет назад +4

    Whats the most viewed jake and amir i have been searching for an hour and this is the highest so far.....gangnamstyle

  • @ehill1536
    @ehill1536 2 года назад +2

    It was J Crew! WASH THEM. Amir: *powders the poop stain*

  • @logancharles1476
    @logancharles1476 5 лет назад +4

    You’re never to old to have a good beef with your life partner

  • @year0bc
    @year0bc 4 года назад +2

    hey where did this Amir And Jake idea come from ?

  • @princea5886
    @princea5886 11 лет назад +4

    lol, this episode foreshadows the "nose" episode

  • @catherinebay4343
    @catherinebay4343 9 лет назад +1

    I like jake's hair style since years ago... That short hair side wipe is cute~

  • @brandonteng533
    @brandonteng533 4 года назад +5

    Amir's shirt

  • @DreamlandWarlord
    @DreamlandWarlord 11 лет назад

    The true star of the skit. I'm sure this is entirely a subtle introduction to the site's newest cast member.

  • @deborahstephens863
    @deborahstephens863 4 года назад +5

    7 year anniversary XD

  • @pulleyluke
    @pulleyluke 8 лет назад +1

    0:16 sets of Siri 😂😂😂

  • @ahmedmusaliar8129
    @ahmedmusaliar8129 10 лет назад +59

    Doesn't this Jake and Amir series remind anyone else of The Office? (Jim and Dwight)

    • @mattyarden2484
      @mattyarden2484 10 лет назад +3

      it's the style, mockumentary

    • @svenniepennie4237
      @svenniepennie4237 10 лет назад +18

      Matty Arden
      Jake and Amir is not filmed as a mockumentary.

    • @mattyarden2484
      @mattyarden2484 10 лет назад +1

      svennie pennie not entirely, but it shares certain elements.

    • @svenniepennie4237
      @svenniepennie4237 10 лет назад +20

      Matty Arden
      It's entirely not filmed as a mockumentary.

    • @mattyarden2484
      @mattyarden2484 10 лет назад +1

      svennie pennie what would you call it? it's sketch comedy, but it borrows elements from certain things.

  • @felinoel
    @felinoel 11 лет назад

    Not only that but watch the placement of the sunglasses' frames, they move up and down against the regular glasses.

  • @treasuretrails
    @treasuretrails 2 года назад +3

    Woah Amir is 39 now???

  • @chaseanthonybrewer8462
    @chaseanthonybrewer8462 11 лет назад

    I saw a dalek figurine when the video first started! This makes me so happy!

  • @silasfitzgerald7887
    @silasfitzgerald7887 9 лет назад +7

    You have ears!

  • @Ex0dus111
    @Ex0dus111 11 лет назад

    Love the guy behind Amir who appears and reappears at will.

  • @johughes48
    @johughes48 11 лет назад +3

    Love that Hoodie shirt

  • @DOTQWERTY218
    @DOTQWERTY218 11 лет назад

    me too, I think did I see it on their site? it is from July 16th on their site but I usually watch them on here but I did watch an episode on their site one time in the past month. Maybe this was it.

  • @ninjaksmash
    @ninjaksmash 11 лет назад +3

    Random guy in background kept disapearing and reappearing.

    • @Prowsky
      @Prowsky 5 лет назад

      His Name. IS KEVIN you uncultered weirdo

  • @Olipour
    @Olipour 11 лет назад +1

    The second jake told amir he had swag i lost it

  • @dannysteel5922
    @dannysteel5922 8 лет назад +4

    HOODIE ALLEN SQUAD

  • @DendyJungle
    @DendyJungle Год назад +2

    2022 Amir: Do I have rizz?

  • @kayleespeirs
    @kayleespeirs 8 лет назад +8

    I feel like Amir is actually a genius. His ideas are too far ahead for anyone of his time to understand and he knows that and the reason he acts so stupid is because he wants to feel connected and in the same level as the only person that talks to him and actually listens (Jake). Jake is the only one that he tells his thoughts to because Amir is in love with Jake on level not fully understood by people of average intelligence.

    • @insertdankmeme9610
      @insertdankmeme9610 8 лет назад +3

      Kaylee Speirs I don't know if you're serious or not...

  • @tonymata7834
    @tonymata7834 11 лет назад

    Is that a legends of the hidden temple rock in the background?

  • @charlieb7728
    @charlieb7728 11 лет назад +8

    Did anyone else see the guy in the back of Amir disappearing every other shot or so lol

  • @jeffjones4648
    @jeffjones4648 7 лет назад +1

    "it was j crew!" gets me every fucking time

  • @PribPrib
    @PribPrib 11 лет назад +9

    He never mentioned wearing the best clothes

  • @Logjambam
    @Logjambam 20 дней назад

    "You have ears."
    "Oh, Bullshit you're just trying to make me feel better"

  • @meechivelli
    @meechivelli 8 лет назад +3

    ZOIDBERG

  • @cockkblockaa
    @cockkblockaa 11 лет назад

    why on the hoodie allen shirt is Die All underlined?

  • @emusunlimited
    @emusunlimited 2 года назад

    every time it switches back to amir with sunglasses they move back and forth from top to bottom lol

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac 11 лет назад

    I love how by now Amir expects Jake to cut him off...about time he learned that!

  • @BrothersofOG
    @BrothersofOG 4 года назад +1

    Checking in :) 8th time watching every episode thru

  • @Afroskelett
    @Afroskelett 8 лет назад

    I love how the guy at the desk in the background keeps disappearing and appearing

  • @connorgillespie7472
    @connorgillespie7472 5 лет назад +1

    I miss you guys so much