"There's also a dead iguana in your pocket" "Or am I just happy to see you? :)" "It's a dead iguana" "I'm also happy to see you! :(" LOL, that was cute.
I remember waiting for these to upload. When I started watching them they were coming out every Tuesdays and Thursdays. After awhile it’s down to 1 day a week
Ok I need to adress how I stumbled upon this video 'cause the context freeks me out ok ? I asked my little brother Amir if he wanted me to play für Elise, he said no but wanted für amir, so I googled it discovered thid video. This is everything but not what I had expected.
It's funny how all of Amir's arguments are refuted by his own defenses. Amir: I didn't kill these animals! Also Amir: It doesn't matter [if Jake didn't kill any animals] because there's blood on your hands! Amir: I became blood hungry, who wouldn't? Also Amir: Fur is murder! Amir: This is a public shaming of me! Also Amir: Maybe I can join you in your ivory tower or hop on your high horse!
I am laughing so hard it is difficult to breathe, I start to black out, the end is near I fear. In death the last I see is these murdered animals with whom I will suffer the same fate with.
I think that this is seriously the most Amir has ever ticked me off. I just wanted to punch him when he was getting pushed backwards by Jake. Fur IS murder, and those who wear it are snobbish idiots with a false sense of fashion.
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"There's also a dead iguana in your pocket"
"Or am I just happy to see you? :)"
"It's a dead iguana"
"I'm also happy to see you! :("
LOL, that was cute.
I love that pan down to the iguana.
Wasn't cute the iguana
this is my favourite comment that's ever been commented
"Bloody money ! Bloody money ! You're not British man !" LOL
Still one of my favorite episodes of Jake and Amir. "Theyre ravens" "they're white" "theyre doves"
"No, That did hurt you!"
"A little bit yes because I didn't think you'd get that personal."
Omfg I died laughing.
Top tier line
"I dunno if you've ever seen an iguana cry before but I know for a fact that I have"
fucking dying
The iguana was too
If Jake isn't wearing any fur, then what's that thing on his upper lip?
Nate or did he
Murica
hair
Caterpillar
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I love Amir’s little pose showing off the scarf lol.
Is that a dead iguana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Perfect.
***** im also happy to see him.
He was strangling the iguana...
That fur on Jake's face is murder.
this is one of the funniest jake and amir videos ever, i was just laughing during the whole thing so i had to go back like 17 times
"100, 200, take the freakin money!" could not stop laughing!
**aggressive money thrusting from the dead rat pouch**
Man coming back to watch these after all these years they still crack me up lol
The bloopers at the end made it even better!!! :D
this episode made PETA cry tears of soy
bleedleleedle LEEDLE
we're beefing
i'ma beef
Peta never cries
If they did they would be beefing
Luckybud812 says possum wallets contain bloody money 💰
Nah, they, too, murder animals
Some shoes made of dove for this stylin schlub make the ladies fall in love.
I handied my COUSIN. At a bar crawl.
Fallout Plays Tell 'em where it was!
Still going strong after three years
And I'm all .... BEERS
GLUG GLUG
placeholder we're beefing!
Fallout Plays underrated comment
Penny Dreadful We're beefing tears of soy
Amir is a super good actor, hope to see more of him in movies and TV.
***** I love that movie so much.
#greenlightjakeandamir
Cousin Leeron is always getting him into shenannigans!
*Leron
Dixie Cronin Way to remove the funny from the joke and whole video with your spelling nonsense.
I love how they can always make eachother laugh no matter how many sketches they've done together 😀💗
Amir tries so hard to have the high ground in this episode and continually fails
0:27 funniest line of the entire video
Yes!
+Worthless Content | BACK I love the totally genuine "I'm also happy to see you!"
Amir is my favorite actor/ person on College Humor
I remember waiting for these to upload. When I started watching them they were coming out every Tuesdays and Thursdays. After awhile it’s down to 1 day a week
Animal rights? Nah, animals wrong.
Oh good. You can read descriptions.
Jeremy Alan bad comment, nah, bad you
Jeremy Alan you need more likes
Haha that's really clever.
Flawless dialogue from start to finish. An absurdly well written episode.
Hardwon surefoot and Pawpaw? In one video?! What is this, a crossover episode?!
I appreciate the amount of characterization going into these new episodes. It's like I really work here! :D
upon seeing the fur coat he's always dreamed of, he bursts into tears of soy
"there's a dead iguana in your pocket"
"or I am just happy to see you?"
"it's a dead iguana"
I'm also happy to see you
Jake and Amir rarely makes me laugh out loud but... “also there’s a dead iguana in your pocket”
“No that’s.. it’s actually possum blood, sorry.”
Nooooo PawPaw 😭😭
I love how Jake just pushes him withholding the urge to hurt him.
It’s been 11 years… I think it’s time I rewatch every Jake and Amir episode… again.
"...like that pocket iguana or your rat wallet."
THEY'RE DOVES! Never get tired of ole Jake and abush
Ok I need to adress how I stumbled upon this video 'cause the context freeks me out ok ? I asked my little brother Amir if he wanted me to play für Elise, he said no but wanted für amir, so I googled it discovered thid video. This is everything but not what I had expected.
How is Jake able to smell the difference between mink and rat blood
It's funny how all of Amir's arguments are refuted by his own defenses.
Amir: I didn't kill these animals!
Also Amir: It doesn't matter [if Jake didn't kill any animals] because there's blood on your hands!
Amir: I became blood hungry, who wouldn't?
Also Amir: Fur is murder!
Amir: This is a public shaming of me!
Also Amir: Maybe I can join you in your ivory tower or hop on your high horse!
This video is the height amir's twisted behaviour... absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
This has to be one of the best episodes of Jake and Amir
Amir is getting more psychopathic. Lol
My favorite one so far! I love how many times it took them to do that push!!!
i miss this series so much, this was classic collegehumor
well there is headgum which is Jake and Amirs new company/channel if you haven't checked it out
Now THIS is the REAL jake and amir I have wanted back. IT IS AWESOMEEEEE
The outtakes had me crying :D
Been waiting soooo long for a new Jake & Amir. Was having withdrawal symptoms.
Bloody Yanks, we Brits don't bloody-well say "Bloody" as much as you think we bloody do!
We bloody well do!
Well, Do they say "Piss off Wanker" as much as I do?
Jake's stache makes him look like a circus owner.
2:36 sounds like a euphemism for something else...
No it doesnt
mickomoo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Especially since they made that "happy to see you" joke with it
Wanna strangle my iguana?
Choking the Chicken.
I love after all his patient enduring Jake almost beats up Amir this time xD
As an iguana owner I can tell you Amir would lose his fight to that iguana.
but the iguanas dead?
CLONE168
That is why I am calling bullshit
CLONE168 a fully grown iguana! you lose that battle... you lose that battle 9 times outta 10 my friend..
That go how you thought it was gonna go
nope
i was making a joke about how a dead iguana would win in a fight against amir.
But a ham sandwhich could destroy that iguana
this one is underrated
Love your mustache!
What's next? Amir going to make fashion lines of clothes made of real animal fur. Sounds like the de vil's spawn
Amir’s sounds when Jake grabbed him was great.
They work so amazingly with each other
0:56 is just the best
haha the noise he makes when jake pushes him after that made my day too
i just feel so bad for jake everytime i watch these....
so many fucking good one liners in this one.
BLOODY MONEY! BLOODY MONEY! you're not british man!!!
I'm also happy to see you :(?
jake looks like hes out of the 70s
Jake: Also there's a dead iguana in your pocket.
Amir: Or am I just happy to see you?
lmfao best line.
_THEYRE DOVES_
Usually I hate mustaches but jake actually pulls it off. Well done
bloody money
The funniest part of this, the outtakes at the end where they couldn't stop laughing...
1:06 lmao
I really want to know where all these props came from
“Oh… Ah… Uh!”
“Son of a BITCH I’m not wearing any fur!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
01:42 Pimp Amir.
the description alone made it worth clicking this video
did anyone else notice they just left like $300 on the ground? lol
+DCeLL Official Yeah, but it was blood money. ;)
+JuTuber BLOODY MONEY, BLOODY MONEY actually!
Amir's face after saying "ur not British, man" is my favorite thing on the Internet
amir looks like curly from buzzfeed in this one
Aah man, doing the rounds again. Can't get better than this on RUclips.
i love how weird this show is
This is my favourite Jake and Amir 😂
who wouldn't pickup 300 bucks
I just love all the laughter happening in here. Oh man.
Why does college humor suck so much now. It used to be so good. I miss Jake and Amir.
I enjoy new CollegeHumor. If I didn't think they were good, I wouldn't have the motivation to now be going through their older stuff! 😊
@@DissociatedWomenIncorporated That makes no sense.
@@TheCalamityCain sure it does. I got into CH through their newer good stuff, and it made me go check out their older good stuff.
LOL I think this is the greatest jake and amir ever
It was a goof.
One of the best series on RUclips
I am laughing so hard it is difficult to breathe, I start to black out, the end is near I fear. In death the last I see is these murdered animals with whom I will suffer the same fate with.
That's made it to my top 20 Amir quotes.
j̫a̫k̫e̫'s̫ m̫u̫s̫t̫a̫c̫h̫e̫ t̫h̫o̫
Kat Cauldron how jew do that
Kat Cauldron my poop has blood in it.
Any tips on how to stop this?
the outtakes are my favorite part!!
They should do an episode showing who Leeron actually is
Ryan Nowka
That's Linford. Leron is another guy.
Not Leonard Nimoy what episode is that
It's probably Ben Schwartz
Leron appears in the episode "Cousins."
Linford appears in both "Cousin" and "Cousins."
They do. It's called cousins.
Those outtakes were fantastic.
Har har hardly
i had so much deja-vu during this video for some reason like the dead iguana joke and stuff like that
I think that this is seriously the most Amir has ever ticked me off. I just wanted to punch him when he was getting pushed backwards by Jake. Fur IS murder, and those who wear it are snobbish idiots with a false sense of fashion.
The outtakes made me laugh more than the video.
Jake in a very "Her"Joaquin Phoenix outfit and stache.
Jake and Amir remains my top of all time favorite College Humor series!
One of the best in a while
I think this is one of the funnier ones in a long time haha.
one of the best in a while
best jake and amir in a good while... i laughed sooo hard ROFL
this video, Jake and amir snakebite, and jake and amir last night, are easily the funniest