@@zacharynorensberg4202 We don't have to talk! We don't have to talk at the office; that's not leading a healthy lifestyle and you can't afford to eat that food!
**was about to let a man die in front of him, self knowing that he had the chance to save him, but decides on a deeper level not to** **man lives** "I'm alive!" "Ass."
Yeah, Amir was chocking on his own puke after doing heroin and Jake didn't help him because he wanted Amir's boyfriend to cook meth with him again. No, son, it's not.
So who here has actually even seen a single fucking negative comment to Jake and Amir videos? I have never seen one. The only thing I've ever seen is people complaining about the negative comments, which I have never seen.
I thought so too. With the success of the podcast and living in LA, I thought they found so many new opportunities that they would discontinue these "short movies," I'm so thankful that isn't the case.
***** They actually didn't "Get canceled" they stopped making internet videos because their pilot was accepted and they're now working on the Jake and Amir T.V show. If you don't believe me, look it up.
When it comes to the downsides of sitting for long periods of time, most of them go away if you get up and stretch/do light exercise every hour or so. So, a minute or two of jumping jacks and/or stretching once an hour is almostt as good as a standing desk, and it doesn't hurt your feet.
I always love the Jake and Amir videos. Maybe hard to believe, but I laugh at each one. There's a silent majority liking these videos. One of the ones I watched earlier had a hate comment with just a bit over 200 likes, while the video had more than 30k views. Some people like it and some don't, but you don't have to ruin it for the ones that do.
It's impossible that Amir doesn't know what AKA means, because in the video "4th of July" released on July 16 2013, Amir says "celebrate this country's birthday! AKA, the Fourth of Jul-ay!"
Wait but didn't the Amnesia episode happen later. Maybe he could've forgotten a few things. You're probably right and in that case Amir is a tool bag extraordinaire
ok now I know what to look out for when my laziness hits dangerous levels. falling asleep on the floor while eating nachos and almost dying due to some weird food/sleep apnea combination. thanks college humor you just did a great PSA and didn't even know it.
@@differentname6904 zark fuckerberg is spying on you with 15 cameras on the new iPhone and you're trying to make a martyr out of me? D-vote me to karma hell.
I wish people would stop leaving hate, cuz it might make them stop if people dont like it. And that would make me super sad. I think they're great, and never want them to stop.
If they ever decide to retire this sketch series then the finale has to be Jake finally snapping and beating Amir to death. I would watch that a hundred times.
Holy shit. I just learned today I might have sciatica. Never heard of it ever before... and now today, I learn about it AND hear about it on a Jake and Amir video? lolwut a coincidence.
this was amazing. my mother bought me a standing desk and makes me use it a lot. geez its hard to play fps games when you don't have enough space for a mouse pad..... also, which one is jake and which one is amir? i've been watching collegehumor for a while and i've never figured that out
*Doctor alert* 1:33 'Sciatica is pain in the leg, yes jake, BUT it originates from the Sciatic Nerve Complex which is located in the lower back, so..., I CAN'T BELIEVE I am saying this, buuut...Amir is right there.
Remember: if you want to see the newest Jake and Amir right away, as soon as they post an episode on RUclips, there's a brand-new episode on their website. The new one is called Headshots, and it was pretty alright.
+SuperNemx How does he put t-shirts on and rip them off ridiculously fast? How can he put sunglasses on at superhuman speed? How does teleport? Nobody knows....
Amir - "im alive!"
Jake - "ass"
gets me everytime
And it's all thanks to that standing desk
This series is the fucking best, aka.
Aka what???!!! Aka means also known as...
@@DatsMac I didn't know that.
@@zacharynorensberg4202 I thought it was a pun...I thought it was a play on words.
@@srinialt4518 You thought it was a play on words?
@@zacharynorensberg4202 We don't have to talk! We don't have to talk at the office; that's not leading a healthy lifestyle and you can't afford to eat that food!
I'm sitting, aka.
illustraytion Aka, the fourth of Julay
Oliver is now 35.
@@BroskiRIP he's 29
@@BroskiRIP Bad math? Nah, bad you!
@@olavisalomaa 30 is his acting age, 36 is his real age.
Bad desk? Nah. Bad you.
Eyna pussy
+Kepran Yum
Bad joke, bad teeth.
This episode always makes me want chocolate milkshake and cheesy nachos with salsa.
I didn't want that until I saw this comment
The way he says fuckwad is so fucking funny dude I don't know why 😂😂😂😂
aka
@@climbitclimate aka what?
@@NNJAjew what are you waiting for me to talk? Alright let’s talk
met J & A yesterday. without doubt the two most down to earth people you will ever meet
I've seen shorter people tbh
@@Ateka9 they crawl across the ground
Wow, that’s awesome.
lucky bastard
As the series goes on jake becomes more and more filled with rage 😂 you can see the mental toll from dealing with amir
I personally like the dark turn Jake and Amir have taken. It makes you laugh from the bottom of your dark, cold heart.
Those aren't nachos, they're flat nuggets
They're jeans.
Bite your toungue!
Logic for the win!
i 69d 1 at a rave lol oh u said nugget never mind lol
And the shake is pure nugget juice
This is one of the funniest Jake and Amir's I've seen in a while!
I love that Jake was debating on saving Amir's life:P lol
That was a great one. I laughed.
Awesome! Chris Morrow
CollegeHumor
i enjoyed it too :)
You get out of here Johan Gutierrez!
Same
@@dropout RUclips treats this comment weird, shows that CH as the creator replied but the video itself is from the J and A channel
They came a long way with their writing. That final line really brought it all together.
**was about to let a man die in front of him, self knowing that he had the chance to save him, but decides on a deeper level not to**
**man lives** "I'm alive!"
"Ass."
Was that a breaking bad reference?
Maybe, i thought so too
i think so
I think so too. Probably because of the Emmys.
Yeah, Amir was chocking on his own puke after doing heroin and Jake didn't help him because he wanted Amir's boyfriend to cook meth with him again. No, son, it's not.
Gel me Yes, it is..
So who here has actually even seen a single fucking negative comment to Jake and Amir videos? I have never seen one. The only thing I've ever seen is people complaining about the negative comments, which I have never seen.
Mathieu McKay there one above yours with 140 likes
+zZMusTtanGZz I think it has 7 comments
+zZMusTtanGZz the one below has 141
People stopped negging once Jake and Amir stopped making videos.
Also I think the RUclips comment formula is less likely to show these comments now
"Yes! Which is why I can't stand - so I sit, which hurts my back, that's why I got the DESK! It just hurts, so I'm sitting." .....
For a minute I thought Amir was actually going to die and this was the end of the series
How amazing would that have been!
i want amir to live on 4ever a.k.a
I thought so too. With the success of the podcast and living in LA, I thought they found so many new opportunities that they would discontinue these "short movies," I'm so thankful that isn't the case.
holy shit, this is surreal, jake sounds so sincere with his death wishes, I love this series, it never gets old
Jake breaks character so badly in all the recent ones /: He's always smiling.
***** They actually didn't "Get canceled" they stopped making internet videos because their pilot was accepted and they're now working on the Jake and Amir T.V show. If you don't believe me, look it up.
I think he smiled/laughed because Amir was 'dead.' This was an in character smile
When it comes to the downsides of sitting for long periods of time, most of them go away if you get up and stretch/do light exercise every hour or so.
So, a minute or two of jumping jacks and/or stretching once an hour is almostt as good as a standing desk, and it doesn't hurt your feet.
Or you could use an exercise ball
AKA
I like how his standing desk is just an IKEA LACK table on a regular desk
I thought it looked familiar!
"That's like alot of times that you asked me to die" 🤣🤣
This video actually made me think of buying an exercise ball instead of a comfy chair. I can say that it really improved my posture.
Please never stop Jake and Amir I've always liked it and, as has been stated it's not over the top funny but it's witty and quick, I always enjoy it!
I lost it when Amir coughed up the nachos!
Loving these sketches and im waiting for Jake to completley explode with rage soon. Keep up the great work guys
I've been watching these two for about 2-3 years now and honestly I don't get tired of them, they're funny
Jake tried going all Heisenberg on Amir when he was choking.
every time I come back to this one I'm always a little disappointed when Jake doesn't try strangle him at the end lol aka
I freakin LOVE Jake and Amir. Thank you so much for making these videos.
This was fcking great, I love the way jake calls him in an ass when he comes back to life haha
Only watched half the video, the rest of it was with my eyes shut from laughter. Great one guys :')
It's official. Collegehumor just became Myspace
I always love the Jake and Amir videos. Maybe hard to believe, but I laugh at each one.
There's a silent majority liking these videos. One of the ones I watched earlier had a hate comment with just a bit over 200 likes, while the video had more than 30k views. Some people like it and some don't, but you don't have to ruin it for the ones that do.
was that a breaking bad reference at the end?
yup
We'll she ended up dying...Amir survived.
+Anthony Kelly that doesn't mean it wasn't a reference. obviously amir can't die
Anthony Kelly he browned out but he survived!
To the people that complain Jake and Amir isn't funny anymore: stop watching it.
but there is a glimmer of hope that college humor might, just might, have something really funny.
(bring back batman dammit!!!)
I loved batman
Edit:
*badman*
Skrimon aleksanderek
*Badman.....JS
dewi dubbs Yeah, I thought the same thing about Smosh, and IFunny, it didn't work
or hope that they listen to the criticism?
I love Jake & Amir, I love IfIWhereYou show, I love College Humour, I FUCKING LOVE LIFE AT THE MOMENT!!!!
this might be the best episode ever
It's impossible that Amir doesn't know what AKA means, because in the video "4th of July" released on July 16 2013, Amir says "celebrate this country's birthday! AKA, the Fourth of Jul-ay!"
He forgets
+McBlemmen they forgets.
+McBlemmen another explanation would be that Amir acts like he doesnt know on purpose just to bother jake
+McBlemmen I think they know them very well, because trying to apply logic to Amir is a fool's biscuit tin.
Wait but didn't the Amnesia episode happen later. Maybe he could've forgotten a few things. You're probably right and in that case Amir is a tool bag extraordinaire
I love Jake's beard! Keep it up man!
Where can i buy Jake's jacket 3:05 it looks amazing!
Give me a range. Give me five stores that I can check.
@@JeremyHoffman Holy shit dude, that was 9 years ago hahaha. Thanks for brining me back to this hahahaha
ok now I know what to look out for when my laziness hits dangerous levels.
falling asleep on the floor while eating nachos and almost dying due to some weird food/sleep apnea combination.
thanks college humor you just did a great PSA and didn't even know it.
man i love you guys, keep it up
This was one of your funniest videos in a while! 😂
Amir's antics are classic
Mrbobsack438
Screwed the pooch on that one, didnt ya?
Real N
ive been rewatching all the jake and amir's in order and i was still in 2009 and then i clicked on this video on accident and they've Grown
I love the dark humor in these things!
getting better and better lmao good work
Didn't Hardly Working do an episode about Standing Desks?
Yes, they did. But both Amir and Jake were a part of Hardly Working, so I think it's okay.
what did i just watch? AWESOME
Jake reacted awesomely awful when amir got up and frustrated when he thanked standing desk😂😂
Always love the comedy in these videos. Jake, my man, let's get a comb or some product going here.
I have sciatica and Amir described it perfectly XD. It hurts to stand it hurts to sit it hurts to lay down.
The few times I'm at a standing desk at work I watch my sitting coworkers and think "unhealthy..." :D
Lmao one of the best in a while!
I think this is one of my favorites
LOLLLLLLL.. You guys are hilarious.. Couldn't stop laughing
I'm glad the brought back the standing desk joke.
at least he's expanding his diet from nuggets
This was AMAZING!!! I laughed SO HARD!!!
I love this show
This is the best one
I loved this!!!!!!!! you guys keep getting funnier!!!!!
I actually really like Jake and Amir, it's the only reason I'm still subbed to College humor
He has hella jalapeños on those nachos bruh 😂😂
i love jake and amir
Dillon merchants * same bro
Was that a Breaking Bad reference?
As a standing desk user I find this quite entertaining! !!
college humor mostly stands on JandA now..
Chris10B and now it's over
You don't know what's coming
Chris10B hi I’m from the future. Ya... College humor falls.
4 months later...
It actually doesn't. Check the views of their last 20 videos
Best episode ever!!!!!
This is one of the best :D
coming back to this after a while, i think at this point Collegehumor has made three sketches on this subject
that fucking laugh at the start after Amir says unhealthy.
i personally think jake and amir has gotten better.. theyre both insane. It's perfect.
That was fantastic!
That quiet "thank you".
👏👏👏
One of the best. Haha Keep up the good "work" guys!
2:45 is what inspired that breaking bad episode..
Holy sheesh, how does this not have more likes?
At 1:03, Jake almost says "It's not a pun" when he says "It's not the end of the sentence"
It's so crazy how people catch stuff like this in some of the videos. I'd never know if it wasn't for the comments
no he didn’t he said “its not just a peri” short for period which makes sense
@@differentname6904 zark fuckerberg is spying on you with 15 cameras on the new iPhone and you're trying to make a martyr out of me? D-vote me to karma hell.
I wish people would stop leaving hate, cuz it might make them stop if people dont like it. And that would make me super sad. I think they're great, and never want them to stop.
If they ever decide to retire this sketch series then the finale has to be Jake finally snapping and beating Amir to death. I would watch that a hundred times.
Holy shit. I just learned today I might have sciatica. Never heard of it ever before... and now today, I learn about it AND hear about it on a Jake and Amir video? lolwut a coincidence.
this was great
Jake and Amir can get so dark. ILOVEIT!
I love how he continuously curses at him with no reason
REEEEE GET SKINNY NOW IM DEADASS DONT GIVE UP
ree?
Saiyara Fayha yea
this was amazing. my mother bought me a standing desk and makes me use it a lot. geez its hard to play fps games when you don't have enough space for a mouse pad.....
also, which one is jake and which one is amir? i've been watching collegehumor for a while and i've never figured that out
Glasses is amir, aka
one of the best!
For a moment. For just one beautiful fleeting moment, Jake thought he had freedom
doing my yearly jake and amir binge
OMFG ... that's me, the exercise ball and standing desk. that was perfect. wait till I show the office
*Doctor alert* 1:33 'Sciatica is pain in the leg, yes jake, BUT it originates from the Sciatic Nerve Complex which is located in the lower back, so..., I CAN'T BELIEVE I am saying this, buuut...Amir is right there.
I always thought it was a back thing 🤷♀️
Remember: if you want to see the newest Jake and Amir right away, as soon as they post an episode on RUclips, there's a brand-new episode on their website. The new one is called Headshots, and it was pretty alright.
Okay I don't give a shit what anyone else says but THIS IS THE BEST ONE
Love these guys! So funny.
Funniest one I've seen yet great job
how did the nachos get on the ground?
+SuperNemx How does he put t-shirts on and rip them off ridiculously fast? How can he put sunglasses on at superhuman speed? How does teleport? Nobody knows....
He's also survived death multiple times, including falling out of a 3-4 story window
I love these