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@Kerosin Fuchs Actually it's because Facebook put out misleading metrics about the success of video on its platform, centralized content there instead of on individual sites, and then changed its algorithm and destroyed the comedy industry.
My favorite thing about these sketches are that they take place in an alternate universe where the only person at any corporation who has a brain or ethics is the CEO.
James 2:15-16 English Standard Version (ESV) 15 If a brother or sister is poorly clothed and lacking in daily food, 16 and one of you says to them, “Go in peace, be warmed and filled,” without giving them the things needed for the body, what good[a] is that?
Its my headcannon that the assistant is the grandson from the "hardware store CEO" video and he's crippling these companies from the inside to get paid.
I love how it sounds like he is trying to choke back laughter while acting convincingly outraged. It really sells the point at the mixed emotions one would undergo when they work with people who have good ideas that do not mesh well with reality.
Prior to the whole coronavirus issue I kind of wonder what we would’ve thought of the words “I will break quarantine to find you”. That would probably be some really scary/confusing shit.
With Tide's newest pill-shaped soap, "peenlarger", your relationship will last until the end of the world, which is about 3 months, 9 days and 4 hours from now. This new enhancer will boost your detergent when cleaning underwear.
The schtick Brennan does where he's reading the teleprompter and is on board, and then he realizes the whole picture, stops midsentence, and screams in frustration... Holy shit that gets me too
That's kind of how I feel as a healthcare worker. Helping us is honoring us. Pointless gestures on social media by companies that just want to be seen doing it? About as supportive as spanking it on the subway.
Not always, there are selfish reasons to issue pay raises. It can be a mean to achieve an increase in revenue by speeding up consumer cycle, which is what Ford did. Or it can be used as a tool to squeeze out the competition, which is what Amazon did.
I will say, apparently ford did try to give his works a pay raise only for the share holders and a court to say that the companies only goal is to make money for the share holders
@@orionriftclan2727 Sometimes I wish stakeholders were more common than shareholders rather than the other way around at the higher levels. Imagine if long-term growth was actually prioritized.
It perhaps you're unaware that Tide is poisonous and contains Forever Chemicals (they in us the rest of our lives reeking havoc) that are also cancerous. Tide doesn't have any products I would ever use!
“Do I drag my carcass to the mountaintop once more? Just to scream a warning that will go unheeded and unheard? Or do I end it?” That was a downright Shakespearean soliloquy!
Gustavo Antunes it’s a reference to a Greek myth. Essentially Cassandra rejected Apollo, and was cursed to be able to see the future, but no one would believe her prophecies. She predicted that the Trojan Horse was a trap by the Greeks, but was stopped when she tried to destroy it, leading to the famous Trojan Horse incident
@@XxThunderflamexX Lather, Rinse and Obey! It's time to wash your hair today! You may think I'm a villain, yo, I'm just chillin'. Come on, lemme hear you say… Lather, Rinse and Obey! I'm a player just playin' his play. My product's in a rap song, time to get your wash on, with Dr. D's Brain Washing Shampoo And Cranium Rinse… Fo' Sheezy it's off the heezy!
Is this something beyond a Fantasy High: Sophomore Year reference? Over about the past four years the only time "Cassandra" had any meaning to me was there and in Disney's Rapunzel TV series that ended, so any further context is greatly appreciated.
@@edwardt.8704 Cassandra is a figure in Greek Mythology. She got the gift of foresight but also was cursed so that no one ever believed her. When the Greeks did the Trojan Horse thing Cassandra tried to warn the Trojans because she knew what would happen but no one believed her and Troy was destroyed
You're telling me! My own mother has joked many times that she cursed me with this name. I've warned people about sh!t that seemed woefully obvious countless times and nobody listens no matter how many times I'm right. I started emailing myself everything I told people would happen just so that when it actually did, I could verify that I'm not fking crazy, everyone is just stupid. I don't think it's because of my name any more than I believe in horoscopes but you know, when it happens enough it really starts to feel like a cosmic joke.
That's the kind of thing that's keeping this from just being the same skit run into the ground. They're not just doing the same thing over and over (they're doing that, too), but going meta with it.
Yeah imagine how convenient that would be! I'm sure it's not completely zero waste, but that is MUCH less waste than what the market can currently offer us.
There are companies doing this! You buy a bottle once (or use your own) and use concentrate or tabs to make the refills. Blueland, Grove, Public Goods etc. & even grocery store/big box brands like Method & Softsoap
Ya know I was going to say the math wouldn't work out but, I forgot how little of the soap we buy is actually soap. It's mostly water by weight so we could actually all benefit from switching like that. Cheaper for consumers, more profitable, less work required to make it.
Okay, so while the CEO actor is amazing, you've got to hand it to everyone else around him that manages to keep their bearings while he convincingly loses his damned mind over and over.
"You do not get to pretend that you're being noble if you're just doing some random shit." I feel like that's calling out some people. Some very rich and famous people.
@@mitchellzollinger1100 hmm thats a tough one, how about every person who does trendy things on the internet thinking they're productive, like people who did the ice bucket challenge and went to the hospital
@@mitchellzollinger1100 The tone deaf celebrities singing Imagine from their mansions singing about imagining no possessions. Or the ones who arranged all their yachts to spell out "We're all in this together." Gee, that sure feels SUPER inspiring instead of donating some money to virus research or emergency supplies.
During the winter olympics( not the most recent ones, the ones before that) I asked my mom why the Red Cross had skier. Mom told me it was the Swiss flag. They will always be the Red Cross country to me now.
@@hayzyhorses6899 It isn't a total confidence, I think. At least the red cross claims it's a purposeful inversion of the Swiss flag to emphasize their neutrality in conflict (since they want to protect everyone)
To roughly quote a park ranger, it's hard to make a bear proof garbage can because there is a considerable overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest people
@@helloworld2409 It's hard to make packaging for soap because the smartest children are roughly equivalent to the dumbest adults. And not smartest as in able to understand not to eat soap; smartest as in I know how to open things and read things
America is insane. The country itself is insane, we have insane and negligent Right-Wing politicians who want to inspect athletes' genitals in order to make fun of LGBTQ+ people and want to let people drive over protestors, which is a form of terrorist attack called the "Human Lawn Mower", I do believe, and we have the REST of the country which has lost all faith in this god-forsaken country.
Florida and Georgia's Republican governors should REALLY be IN PRISON for violating people's BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS and CONDONING TERRORISM. Yeah. America's one of THOSE countries now.
@@metallic480 You don’t get to call me insane if Republicans are actively trying to make the world into a WORSE place, a loony bin of insanity. Permission denied.
One of my favorite parts of the CH CEO series is how Brennan fluctuates back and forth between a calm voice (like he's trying to calm himself down and regain his sanity, or at least some shred of it) and screaming because the idiocy of his subordinates in making him lose more of his sanity again. 😆
The Cassandra monologue is legitimately Emmy-worthy, oh my gOD *whispered* 'I told them...that tide pods look like little, gooey candies...and they said -nooo-'
"...and I fucking CLAWED my way out of that shit..." was such a good expression. The passion behind it was super believable. Also, "Surgeon general's warning: do not...eat soap to cure disease" had me cackling!
It has the same energy as warning labels on Tobacco products that warn you how dangerous they are. Yet we still sell them at convenience stores to people who can't drink alchohol 😞
ian pierce I’m pretty sure it’s the Trojan princess Cassandra from the Iliad, who was cursed to speak the truth in prophesy but no one would believe her
@@pizzatime8917 I will liquidise you until you resemble the consistency of shampoo... With nothing but a towel and an an album of Celine Dion let's talk about love
5:53- *In Greek mythology, Cassandra was given the gift of prophecy but was also cursed by the god Apollo so that her true prophecies would not be believed. The Cassandra metaphor relates to a person whose valid warnings or concerns are disbelieved by others.*
Omg yes, glad somebody finally pointed out, that you guys put the Swiss flag all over first aid products. I read somewhere, that you can't legally put the red cross logo (red cross on white background) on unrelated medical stuff. But for some reason you can use the Swiss flag on some random crap? In Europe, we most often use a white cross on green backgound for first aid kits. I mean, it's not a serious problem, I just think it's funny how most Americans associate the Swiss flag with medical stuff, rather than the country.
Bbbbbbppp, wrong. Thanks for posting. HR and PR are there to protect the executive and management from employees and punish said employees whenever possible. So, to summarize the marketing and IT managers do stupid stuff and then HR and PR protect them!!! Yaaaaayyyy!!!
HR and PR are two very different things. HR deals with employees and conflicts at work. PR is like Advertising and Marketing, we help guide corporations to making the best decisions for the brand/company
I busted out laughing when I saw that, I share his pain. The rest kept me laughing so hard I had to download it. Savor later unlike getting your mouth washed out 'with soap'? Tide indeed should use this as advertisement, we need a little humor whereever we can find it. College humor is it.
@@johnnymitchellcollier Soap was too dangerous to allow to continue to exist. The world banded together and created a vaccine that we used to eradicate soap. Soap is now extinct. Everything is dirtier, but people are finally safe.
In fairness, he mostly cares about being sued, so it's sort of accurate. Like, he sort of cares about human rights, but mostly because he doesn't want legal trouble.
Worst things on earth have been committed in the name of care. All I ask of any business is that they sell me the product I'm buying and respect property rights. So, no pollution lol
As a person from Switzerland I want to thank you for remembering us in this difficult time. The Coronavirus does exist here and knowing someone's thinking of us and dedicating a bag to us is really helpful! Thank you.
So we're all (rightfully) talking about how amazing of an actor Brennan is... but can we also talk about the editing and cinematography? Fantastic. The zoom ins? The cut to the dog? The images they made for this? It's so good. Oh, and the fake products that were designed for him to hold. It's all so good.
imagine if people actually listened to the press debriefings and heard Trump say these words, in context, without being told what to think by the news medias. It's pretty cut and dry.
To be fair. I want the vast majority of people to drink bleach too. It'll only burn for a little bit, just keep chugging and soon enough it'll solve all your problems.
“That’s the Swiss flag”🇨🇭 “WHHYYYYYYY IS IT A SWISS FLAG”??!!?? “For honoring our brethren of the Swiss Country...Corona Virus also exists in Switzerland”!!!
It's actually the story of cassandra the priestess of apollo. She was cursed to utter true prophesies but never to be believed. Each day she would scream her prophesies but the people of troy would never listen to her and casted her away on the mountains, she was seen as a liar and a madwoman by her family and by the Trojan people.
“This ones for the troops” my day just got better 100 fold Edit 806 likes What? I didn’t even make a joke I just noted that it was funny, I guess I’ll take it
This sounds like a parody that would be written in a parody world, but it’s was actually written in the real world, which is terrifying. Show this to someone from a few years ago without context and they’d be like “hey man great world building lol”
wait this wasn't cut scene from Starship Troopers or a Paul Verhoeven Robocop film? o.0 Next you well tell me we currently have a reality TV show host as President or someone once stated they were qualified to be Vice President because they gain valuable expertise in foreign policy on the grounds they are able to see Russia from their home state -_-
@Jyygylag Trump is senile and a sociopath. He doesn't accept the duty of his office, or concern himself with any American lives; he just gets a thrill whenever he gets to kill someone.
The Brennan CEO videos are my absolute favorite CollegeHumor material! He just plays regular, reasonable guys who rightly freak out at the insanity going on around them, and I love it!
"No, officer you don't seem to understand I am jerking off on the NYC Subway to honor the troops. why do you hate our fighting men and women, why do you hate america sir?"
Agreed. 14 million subscribers and roughly 200-300k views on any given video is not a great sign. Odds are, 13.5 million of those subscribers have been here since 10 years or longer
1. To soon man... 2.Does it count as a beating when the example you used to describe the beating ended in death, would it rather be classified as a execution , since a beating implies the survival of the “beaten” 3. I hope I’m not the asshole here
@@DiegoCh.271 no one is trying to stop you from criticizing black people. Just don’t be racist or excessively dickish about it when you do. That first part is reeaaaally the most important part. Ya prissy snowflake. (Hehe goteem)
"have you plugged in the ethernet like I screamed at you to do" Something about this sentence and the way its delivered just strikes a chord with me and I can't stop laughing, absolute gold!
The moment I learned the CEO of tide actually made a similar announcement and the president said adults could eat soap, I bought a hazmat suit styled after a plague doctor uniform. I am one of six people in my building who doesn't have corona. People kept throwing parties. They kept. Throwing. Parties.
@@ItRemindMeOfHome I'm on vacation in South Carolina and these idiots are fucking wondering 'Why are you always inside? There's no COVID here's even after the US hit half a million deaths.
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Wait? You are back? Amazing!
Learned something new today thanks to this video
So we’re not supposed to inject poison into our bodies? I’m confused.
Amazing! I'm so excited!
@Kerosin Fuchs Actually it's because Facebook put out misleading metrics about the success of video on its platform, centralized content there instead of on individual sites, and then changed its algorithm and destroyed the comedy industry.
My favorite thing about these sketches are that they take place in an alternate universe where the only person at any corporation who has a brain or ethics is the CEO.
The opposite realm
The brightest time-line ?
Its so true, it should really be sketches about the head of HR loosing it over the CEOs crazy ideas
@@YourAverageSaladTosser in-house lawyers, not HR, are the ones that will lose their shit
There’s a few like the tumbler and vemo I think it was called that was a jab at the corporation and made him like an idiot.
"it's to honor our healthcare workers"
"you have to actually help people to honor them!"
100%
Meanwhile we're being smug abt jerkin off on the subway..."for our troops!"
I just rubbed one out for all the nurses on the front lines. Especially the hot nasty ones.
Sending all of my Thots and Pears
James 2:15-16 English Standard Version (ESV)
15 If a brother or sister is poorly clothed and lacking in daily food, 16 and one of you says to them, “Go in peace, be warmed and filled,” without giving them the things needed for the body, what good[a] is that?
Yellow ribbon bumper magnets won the war in Iraq, you communist.
There's a human being in this world who legitimately spent like 6 hours producing the packaging for this.
Well, that person probably has a lot of time on their hands right now.
There are human beings literally in this world who actually drank bleach AND ate Tide Pods too
And they did a great job
Only 6 hours?? More like 1 million
That human being? Game Changer's Ash.
I love how the CEO is literally trying to keep his company from being sued and the company is desperately trying to jump off the cliff
Its my headcannon that the assistant is the grandson from the "hardware store CEO" video and he's crippling these companies from the inside to get paid.
@@JetBlackGodhand This makes sense.
It's like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic, while also trying desperately to keep the captain from steering the ship directly into the iceberg.
‘Murica
It's like being a lemming farmer.
"Weirdly... bizarrely... I actually follow the logic on this one." Brennan is a national treasure.
International treasure at this point
He us our good boi
Brennan's the best cast member since Adam imo
I love how it sounds like he is trying to choke back laughter while acting convincingly outraged. It really sells the point at the mixed emotions one would undergo when they work with people who have good ideas that do not mesh well with reality.
That's because soap suppositories do exist. And people used to use them for constipation
The deadly calm he says “I will break quarantine to find you.” I feel that so much.
Yes. 😄
Now let’s use that at our college professors when they give us a bad grade
I mean I’ve felt that way about so many people on Twitter but sadly I don’t actually know where they live.
Which I guess is lucky for them.
*”Oh, Jesus, NO ONE LIKES SHARING THEIR WORK OVER ZOOM!!”*
Brennan basically described my Junior year of college in a single sentence.
Prior to the whole coronavirus issue I kind of wonder what we would’ve thought of the words “I will break quarantine to find you”. That would probably be some really scary/confusing shit.
If everyone committed to relationships the way Brennan committed to a role...
@@WitsEndMum HA Id still find a way...to be...forever alone
@@spicytofuboytroy8324 No
Ehy is there a d nect t ane
You'd be a problem stalker
With Tide's newest pill-shaped soap, "peenlarger", your relationship will last until the end of the world, which is about 3 months, 9 days and 4 hours from now. This new enhancer will boost your detergent when cleaning underwear.
"You do not get to pretend you're being noble by doing some random shit."
A lesson to tell people in and out of the pandemic.
So true
I loved that part. You just know he pulled that excuse out of his ass lol
Corporations during June:
3:23 "If I fuckin' jerk off on the subway and I say 'this one's for the troops!' - THAT DOESN'T MATTER!"
To be fair many of them actually donate to charities that help queer people. @@MansMan42069
"Oh get fucked, no we're not." I loved that line so much.
The schtick Brennan does where he's reading the teleprompter and is on board, and then he realizes the whole picture, stops midsentence, and screams in frustration...
Holy shit that gets me too
@Kyrize just in case you ever come back to this one, 3:58 is the reset button for ya mate
@Jim Moriarty I...jus...what is the context for any of this? Help pls
@@leolong2984 there is none, they're just wanting to start a comment war 😅
@@RealCanadianGoose me thinks you is right lol
“This ones for the troops!”
I actually was on the floor dying.
Was it for the troops though?
Because you ate a tide pod?
That's kind of how I feel as a healthcare worker. Helping us is honoring us. Pointless gestures on social media by companies that just want to be seen doing it? About as supportive as spanking it on the subway.
I actually wheezed so I hard I couldn’t breathe. Whoever wrote this sketch needs a pay raise right now
I liked your comment so it would get to 1776 likes. You know, for the troops.
Honestly, I’d totally buy a soap if it was named “Normal Soap”
Normal Soap the best way of branding.
Honestly same.
It implies that everyone else's soaps are bad because they are abnormal and therefore not good. It would be pretty clever and I'd buy it
@@ILikedGooglePlus Too bad the Normal Brand is a clothing line...
Listening to 'Human Music' while I wash with Normal Soap.
“Give them a pay raise”
The fact that the CEO said that phrase is proof that this is a fictional sketch.
Not always, there are selfish reasons to issue pay raises. It can be a mean to achieve an increase in revenue by speeding up consumer cycle, which is what Ford did. Or it can be used as a tool to squeeze out the competition, which is what Amazon did.
@@justanoman6497 could also just be an incentive for more work
I will say, apparently ford did try to give his works a pay raise only for the share holders and a court to say that the companies only goal is to make money for the share holders
@@orionriftclan2727 Sometimes I wish stakeholders were more common than shareholders rather than the other way around at the higher levels. Imagine if long-term growth was actually prioritized.
It perhaps you're unaware that Tide is poisonous and contains Forever Chemicals (they in us the rest of our lives reeking havoc) that are also cancerous. Tide doesn't have any products I would ever use!
"You do not get to pretend to be noble if you're just doing some random shit."
I want that on a T-shirt.
Tell that to the rioters
I've given this reply an upvote in honour of the frontline workers.
I do as well but honestly I'd feel a bit hypocritical lol
@Audacity or the right wing "mah patriotism" folks. Honestly humans in general actually.
Nehemiah Zo I will pay everything I have for that shirt
Who said sequels are bad. This is golden.
Better than the first
Terminator 2? Whoever said that is clearly wrong. This shit just gets better (and then so so much worse)
@@jmcb0089 this is good but The onion is changing the worst
It’s really funny but I can’t tell if people are actually using tide as medicine. People are dumb enough to do it
I laughed more at this than I ever did from the stuff from a decade ago.
“Do I drag my carcass to the mountaintop once more? Just to scream a warning that will go unheeded and unheard? Or do I end it?”
That was a downright Shakespearean soliloquy!
I know it was truly beautiful
Basement Bohab Damn :0
Is that from the tempest?
6:30 Leonardo DiCaprio at the end of The Revenant...
Gustavo Antunes it’s a reference to a Greek myth. Essentially Cassandra rejected Apollo, and was cursed to be able to see the future, but no one would believe her prophecies. She predicted that the Trojan Horse was a trap by the Greeks, but was stopped when she tried to destroy it, leading to the famous Trojan Horse incident
As a disabled veteran, you shouting "THIS ONE'S FOR THE TROOPS!" whenever you finish, would do more for us than any ten VA hospitals combined.
Way ahead of you sir. o7
@@lockekappa500 Thank you, on behalf of a grateful nation.
You SERIOUS?
@@LTarts23 110% serious. Have you tried getting help from the VA? It's abysmal. Doing this is at least good for morale.
Ouch 😬
"You're a dead man. I will break quarantine to find you."
why is this so funny to me
cuz its funny
Relatable
SO glad this series is back Brennan is what we need to get through these "trying times"
In these times...that try people
More like these *riot* times
IKR!! I have Missed this series
You mean "times that try people"
Considering these are propably only types they can do
"how to I fix someone's brain?"
"soap?"
me: *imagining literally brainwashing someone*
I think there was a TAWOG of gumball scene where Darwin literally washes Gumballs brain.
Clever
We'll just have to use the next best thing: CNN and MSNBC. It has similar effects.
@@manictiger You misspelled Fox "News" and Infowars.
W H E E Z E
"I will break quarantine to find you." The delivery of that line was exquisite.
“How do I...fix someone’s brain?”
“.....Soap?”
I almost died.
Soap: Now for brainwashing.
From soap?
Dude. I died throughout this entire video.
A lobotomy is a good start.
@@XxThunderflamexX
Lather, Rinse and Obey!
It's time to wash your hair today!
You may think I'm a villain,
yo, I'm just chillin'.
Come on, lemme hear you say…
Lather, Rinse and Obey!
I'm a player just playin' his play.
My product's in a rap song,
time to get your wash on,
with Dr. D's Brain Washing Shampoo
And Cranium Rinse…
Fo' Sheezy it's off the heezy!
We demand a new video called "Onlyfans CEO".
YES PLEASE
So, basically the Tumblr video, except they're on board with how people use the app?
Edit: Yes, this aged poorly
I'd just be a 6 minute video of him screaming
isnt onlyfans owned by pornhub?
But Onlyfans isn't struggling?
"Am I cassandra?"
Jesus Brennen I came here to laugh not to get an existential crisis
Is this something beyond a Fantasy High: Sophomore Year reference? Over about the past four years the only time "Cassandra" had any meaning to me was there and in Disney's Rapunzel TV series that ended, so any further context is greatly appreciated.
@@edwardt.8704 Cassandra is a figure in Greek Mythology. She got the gift of foresight but also was cursed so that no one ever believed her. When the Greeks did the Trojan Horse thing Cassandra tried to warn the Trojans because she knew what would happen but no one believed her and Troy was destroyed
I am Cassandra and it always falls back on me rather then dealing with the shit workers and people.
“Is soap my dad?”
You're telling me! My own mother has joked many times that she cursed me with this name. I've warned people about sh!t that seemed woefully obvious countless times and nobody listens no matter how many times I'm right. I started emailing myself everything I told people would happen just so that when it actually did, I could verify that I'm not fking crazy, everyone is just stupid.
I don't think it's because of my name any more than I believe in horoscopes but you know, when it happens enough it really starts to feel like a cosmic joke.
To be fair, the childproof cap on the soap-box isn't a bad idea for a company that makes soap-pods that look like candy.
And we don't want adults to think it's a medicine.
@@M4skedBoiPut it on a bigger container?
"Am I Cassandra" "Doomed prophet, alone and unheeded by the weary world?"
Was not expecting that Greek mythology reference.
Me neither, but I must ask why they do not acknowledge the Pandora's box that this year has become
i wish I could like this video a thousand times
That's the kind of thing that's keeping this from just being the same skit run into the ground. They're not just doing the same thing over and over (they're doing that, too), but going meta with it.
@@elisecobb1528 How this year started: Hey, it's me, Pandora, welcome to my new unboxing video...
Unfortunately, I've had to explain why my name means "prophet of doom" more than once, but they never believe me.
"Why does this have a safety cap like an epi-pen?"
"So the soap doesn't get out"
That tight-lipped laugh is our new "Say what you said" moment
Thank you for making this comment.
That laugh is the prelude to a new Batman villain.
"I will break quarantine to find you"
like 1000 right here 🥳🥳🥳🥳
CH is back, *CEO series* is back
This is what we TRULY needed in these “trying times” bless you all
You mean these time which try people?
*danny devito appears behind you and beats you over the head with a carton of eggs*
@@explolsivecake2045 Then does the hairy baby dance?
HOLY SHIT IT'S BACK?!?!?1
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! YES!! Ultra-mecha-TRON season 2 here we come!!!!! (hopefully?)
Ok tho the little ‘aspirin’ ones are actually genius, using one tab to make an entire bottle of hand soap
Yeah imagine how convenient that would be! I'm sure it's not completely zero waste, but that is MUCH less waste than what the market can currently offer us.
There are companies doing this! You buy a bottle once (or use your own) and use concentrate or tabs to make the refills. Blueland, Grove, Public Goods etc. & even grocery store/big box brands like Method & Softsoap
You can also buy sheets of dehydrated laundry detergent; they look like dryer sheets. Your washing machine adds the water.
Ya know I was going to say the math wouldn't work out but, I forgot how little of the soap we buy is actually soap. It's mostly water by weight so we could actually all benefit from switching like that. Cheaper for consumers, more profitable, less work required to make it.
Not very profitable tho
Okay, so while the CEO actor is amazing, you've got to hand it to everyone else around him that manages to keep their bearings while he convincingly loses his damned mind over and over.
True that
if i was on that set i would have to be dragged off it because of all the takes i ruin with my dumbass laughing
He's also a great DM
I would’ve needed duck tape over my mouth and a bag on my head to stop my funny faces.
Yeah, props to the dog for not laughing the whole time!
"You do not get to pretend that you're being noble if you're just doing some random shit."
I feel like that's calling out some people. Some very rich and famous people.
Start listing some that come to mind.
@@mitchellzollinger1100 gal godot, will ferrell
@@mitchellzollinger1100 hmm thats a tough one, how about every person who does trendy things on the internet thinking they're productive, like people who did the ice bucket challenge and went to the hospital
@@mitchellzollinger1100 The tone deaf celebrities singing Imagine from their mansions singing about imagining no possessions. Or the ones who arranged all their yachts to spell out "We're all in this together." Gee, that sure feels SUPER inspiring instead of donating some money to virus research or emergency supplies.
Some political and.... ORANGE ppl...
“Why is it in a first aid bag?”
“It’s a Swiss flag”
“WHyYyYyyYyYyyyyyyYyyyYYYYYYYYYYYY”
During the winter olympics( not the most recent ones, the ones before that) I asked my mom why the Red Cross had skier. Mom told me it was the Swiss flag. They will always be the Red Cross country to me now.
@@hayzyhorses6899 It isn't a total confidence, I think. At least the red cross claims it's a purposeful inversion of the Swiss flag to emphasize their neutrality in conflict (since they want to protect everyone)
“The Coronavirus also exists in Switzerland.”
Daniel Packer The red cross was also founded by a Swiss in Switzerland. So yeah, it’s not a coincidence that they just used an inversion of our flag.
clearly they r trolling u...
To roughly quote a park ranger, it's hard to make a bear proof garbage can because there is a considerable overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest people
so applying this to the video... its hard to make.. soap? because smartest bears etc.
@@helloworld2409 It's hard to make packaging for soap because the smartest children are roughly equivalent to the dumbest adults. And not smartest as in able to understand not to eat soap; smartest as in I know how to open things and read things
@@helloworld2409you have to thread the needle to make sure kids don’t think it’s candy but adults don’t think it’s medicine
@@jameson1239it's very thin line to walk
@@comandercarnis apparently
"I'm gonna break quarantine to find you."
Imagine saying this to someone over video call before 2020
Before 2015
I'm gonna start saying this everytime I have an online meeting
1000th like
@@brandonwei2430 Why 2015?
wait am i missing out. we been in perpetual mco for ...
This guy has moved from a caricature to basically what ANY SANE PERSON is feeling right now.
America is insane. The country itself is insane, we have insane and negligent Right-Wing politicians who want to inspect athletes' genitals in order to make fun of LGBTQ+ people and want to let people drive over protestors, which is a form of terrorist attack called the "Human Lawn Mower", I do believe, and we have the REST of the country which has lost all faith in this god-forsaken country.
Florida and Georgia's Republican governors should REALLY be IN PRISON for violating people's BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS and CONDONING TERRORISM. Yeah. America's one of THOSE countries now.
@@HoopsMacabre I think you might be insane
@@metallic480 America is insane. Republicans are insane. I’m not the one violating people’s basic human rights.
@@metallic480 You don’t get to call me insane if Republicans are actively trying to make the world into a WORSE place, a loony bin of insanity. Permission denied.
Brennan is truly remarkable lol
best husbundo
Whatever he touches is gold.
Agreed, please can we have more CEO Episodes.
He definitely has a talent with the "only "sane" man around" trope.
One of the only ones worth watching
One of my favorite parts of the CH CEO series is how Brennan fluctuates back and forth between a calm voice (like he's trying to calm himself down and regain his sanity, or at least some shred of it) and screaming because the idiocy of his subordinates in making him lose more of his sanity again. 😆
The Cassandra monologue is legitimately Emmy-worthy, oh my gOD
*whispered* 'I told them...that tide pods look like little, gooey candies...and they said -nooo-'
And now...the leader of the free world wants us to drink bleach
Do I drag my carcass to the mountain top once more...and scream a warning that goes unheeded and unheard or do I end it.
Also educational
Very Hamlet-esque
@@Zealant true
"...and I fucking CLAWED my way out of that shit..." was such a good expression. The passion behind it was super believable. Also, "Surgeon general's warning: do not...eat soap to cure disease" had me cackling!
Actually I think it was do not… eat soap to cure disease or something
@@RedDeadDevilTrigger Oh good catch, I'll edit it
It was to small for me to catch, that's even better on second pass
It has the same energy as warning labels on Tobacco products that warn you how dangerous they are. Yet we still sell them at convenience stores to people who can't drink alchohol 😞
@@thesoupin8or673It was also CONNED, not CLAWED
The part when he says "Am I Cassandra...?" That. That was the part where everything went blank and I couldn't stop laughing.
is he referencing the ending of fantasy high; sophomore year? or is there another prophet named Cassandra that I'm not aware of?
ian pierce I’m pretty sure it’s the Trojan princess Cassandra from the Iliad, who was cursed to speak the truth in prophesy but no one would believe her
ian pierce Its a Greek myth reference. Short version Cassandra is a woman cursed to see the future but be unable to convince anyone of the truth.
SAME
ian pierce Holy shit. I’m out. Bye, world
“Weirdly, bizarrely, I follow the logic on this one…”
I love the lines Brennan gives when he’s completely defeated
“I will break quarantine to find you”- also me to my professors
Dude saaaaaaame. I just had a communications professor that was a grade a B
“I will break quarantine to find you”
More intimidating words have never been spoken.
More so than "you're never going to walk again" in the juul ad?
@@pizzatime8917 thats close...but "I will labotomise you with a pair of dice and a bottle of maple syrup" is *_WAY_* more threatening
@@matthewhamilton2913 I will make you commit evolve playerbase
Intimidating, sure. But also, never more romantic...?
@@pizzatime8917 I will liquidise you until you resemble the consistency of shampoo...
With nothing but a towel and an an album of Celine Dion let's talk about love
4:58 Ngl, if I was shopping for soap and there was a product just called "Normal Soap," I would buy it at least once.
5:53-
*In Greek mythology, Cassandra was given the gift of prophecy but was also cursed by the god Apollo so that her true prophecies would not be believed. The Cassandra metaphor relates to a person whose valid warnings or concerns are disbelieved by others.*
I thought it was a Sex and the City reference lol
Thank you no need to google it now 😄
@@harrisdavid912 what
Ah, so me in every D&D campaign I've been in
Apollo must be really pissed at us right now.
“Is that why it comes in this first aid kit?”
“That’s the Swiss flag.”
“The coronavirus also exists in Switzerland.”
It doesn't. Since we are not in the EU it can't spread to us
@@ChocolateAppleSplit Neutral to the bitter end.
Omg yes, glad somebody finally pointed out, that you guys put the Swiss flag all over first aid products. I read somewhere, that you can't legally put the red cross logo (red cross on white background) on unrelated medical stuff. But for some reason you can use the Swiss flag on some random crap? In Europe, we most often use a white cross on green backgound for first aid kits. I mean, it's not a serious problem, I just think it's funny how most Americans associate the Swiss flag with medical stuff, rather than the country.
@@falxonPSN Switzerland has open borders with the EU so u are getting corona from other countries in the schengen zone
@@ChocolateAppleSplit Switzerland has open borders with the EU so u are getting corona from other countries in the schengen zone
This is EXACTLY what it’s like being the smartest person in a group project
Underrated.
I'd like to propose a toast to all those who felt genuine pain upon reading this comment
this is what is like working with idiots in any possible situation. you just have to nod slowly and dmg control.
Cool. Now I know how it feels.
So true😂
this guy needs some kind of real life award for how much he makes my ribs hurt from laughing, something in real gold
We're calling them EPI-PENS?!?!
That was so incredibly convincing, that he saw that for the first time.
And this is why every large corporations have HR and PR staff, so they personally don’t have to deal with idiots.
HR and PR can still be idiots
Bbbbbbppp, wrong. Thanks for posting. HR and PR are there to protect the executive and management from employees and punish said employees whenever possible. So, to summarize the marketing and IT managers do stupid stuff and then HR and PR protect them!!! Yaaaaayyyy!!!
HR and PR are two very different things. HR deals with employees and conflicts at work. PR is like Advertising and Marketing, we help guide corporations to making the best decisions for the brand/company
“How do I fix someone’s brain?” “With soap?”
He actually looked in genuine pain when he heard that
Use soap for brain washing
Lmao
I busted out laughing when I saw that, I share his pain. The rest kept me laughing so hard I had to download it. Savor later unlike getting your mouth washed out 'with soap'? Tide indeed should use this as advertisement, we need a little humor whereever we can find it. College humor is it.
I have eaten so much soap I'm seeing double
“Am I Cassandra?” expresses perfectly my feelings about the past 10 years.
"The coronavirus also exists in Switzerland"
Did you know that every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes?
Oh no way
WHAT
The coronavirus also exists in Africa.
Wait really? I thought a minute was 60 seconds
Does it wave as it goes, or is it a casual affair?
2018: Soap isn't food
2020: Soap isn't medicine
2022: Soap isn't drugs
2024: Soap isn't clothes
Huffing soap
Soap isn't salt
2026: Soap isn't real. We got rid of it. It doesn't exist anymore.
@@johnnymitchellcollier Soap was too dangerous to allow to continue to exist. The world banded together and created a vaccine that we used to eradicate soap. Soap is now extinct.
Everything is dirtier, but people are finally safe.
'Am I cassandra? Doomed prophet, alone and unheeded by the weary world?' is possibly the best line in any skit ever, I cannot stop laughing holy shit
"We're calling them... EPI-PENS!?! Oooooh, get f*cked, no we're not!"
LOL, that cracked me up so much.
Favorite part of the episode, lmao
I died when he said, “This one’s for the troops!”
Me too I am watching that in loop
3:23
Arjun this is Nixon, please stop watching this during assembly sessions
@@thewhistleblower8531 Did not expect to see you here. Don’t worry, I’m not even an MNA till next election when I’m back on the party list.
@@arjun_amin smh I guess this what the Justices are doing in their free time
"you have to actually help people to honor them. Give them a pay raise or something!"
Thank you Brennan.
The most unrealistic thing about these videos is that the CEOs actually care about human rights.
Ooof, that one hurts
They only care if it affects PR and brand name so it’s probably accurate
In fairness, he mostly cares about being sued, so it's sort of accurate. Like, he sort of cares about human rights, but mostly because he doesn't want legal trouble.
Worst things on earth have been committed in the name of care. All I ask of any business is that they sell me the product I'm buying and respect property rights. So, no pollution lol
He just wants people to not eat soap
"The president said people over 18 can eat soap"
"...WHAT...WHAT...?"
Pretty much what everyone said
As a person from Switzerland I want to thank you for remembering us in this difficult time. The Coronavirus does exist here and knowing someone's thinking of us and dedicating a bag to us is really helpful! Thank you.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of your handmade 5,000$ watch, what'd you say???
I don’t know a lot about Switzerland, but i will say your flag is a big plus
You mean in these times which try people.
@@maogu1999 only 5k?
@@hydradoggo5024ikr, probably got a discount, my grandfather’s watch is worth more than everything I own, no joke 😂
I would like to believe that this is actually how Brennan looks during quarantine
Shannon Sherk quarantine
Spanish Inquisition thanks!
hit the quaran(tine)!
If you watch Adventuring Party, it's actually not far off ^^
Pretty sure it's his real hair and he really needs a haircut. We all do.
"I will break quarantine to find you," is easily my favorite line.
So we're all (rightfully) talking about how amazing of an actor Brennan is... but can we also talk about the editing and cinematography? Fantastic. The zoom ins? The cut to the dog? The images they made for this? It's so good.
Oh, and the fake products that were designed for him to hold. It's all so good.
so much effort in order to deliver this whole package perfectly. their attention to detail is awesome
Agree. We'll made.
Cut to the dog was priceless
He is like the evil villain but somehow with the right intend
And don’t forget the perfectly timed music cuts
"WHYYYYYYYY is it a SWISS FLAG?!" I lose my shit at that every damn time.
Honestly same
I get the same reaction to “hmn hmn hmn. You’re a dead man. I will break quarantine to find you...” 😂
Never fails to crack me up
this started off great and each segment got exponentially better. " and now, the leader of the free world, wants us to drink bleach"
Nope, he just wants you to
imagine if people actually listened to the press debriefings and heard Trump say these words, in context, without being told what to think by the news medias. It's pretty cut and dry.
@@archangelshiro Even in context, it was stupid.
To be fair. I want the vast majority of people to drink bleach too. It'll only burn for a little bit, just keep chugging and soon enough it'll solve all your problems.
2018: soap is not food
2020: soap is not medicine
2022: soap is not a building material
I really hope Brendan eventually gets a job in an actual movie, I love his acting.
" I didn't want it named Normal Soap"
*CEO of Just Water* : I don't see a problem here
How do i fix someone’s brain
@@Conman648 Soap?
Raneem i am surronded by idiots
@@raneem2918 no, that is for brainwashing.
"I will break Quarantine to find you"
That...weirdly scares me
The delivery was perfect, that's why.
I think it's kindda hot
It should.
To break quarantine is to escape containment despite being contaminated with some kind of contagion. You should be scared.
“That’s the Swiss flag”🇨🇭
“WHHYYYYYYY IS IT A SWISS FLAG”??!!??
“For honoring our brethren of the Swiss Country...Corona Virus also exists in Switzerland”!!!
We’re getting better here, don’t worry ✊
When the assistant said "so the soap doesn't get out", I could feel the CEO's fury lol.
Yo SAME
*”THIS ONE’S FOR THE TROOPS!!!✌️ “*
Homeless person:"We had no idea we were supporting the troops all this time. "
Man, I'm laughing my ass off all the time I watch this video, especially this part!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he's a genius!
✌️
@Jim Moriarty it's for getting soap into tight spots
3:18
"or do I end it" speech sounded a little too much like Hamlet's to sleep to die speech. You okay brah? need an epi-pen?
The delivery was on point.
It's actually the story of cassandra the priestess of apollo. She was cursed to utter true prophesies but never to be believed.
Each day she would scream her prophesies but the people of troy would never listen to her and casted her away on the mountains, she was seen as a liar and a madwoman by her family and by the Trojan people.
ok Alibaba
omar ben abdelfatteh barkatis thank you for explaining that part - not knowing the reference was really going to bug me
Or do you need a weird tasting gusher?
“WHY HAVEN’T WE PASSED BY LEGAL YET!!??”
“We’re in quarantine.”
🤣🤣🤣
4:49 I like the little detail that Eat is capitalized so it looks like a whole sentence.
Brennan: "How do I fix someone's brain?"
Steve; "Soap?"
Brennan: *Starts angrily convulsing*
Quick and get him an EpiPen
“This ones for the troops” my day just got better 100 fold
Edit 806 likes What? I didn’t even make a joke I just noted that it was funny, I guess I’ll take it
OMFGTY Weirdest laugh I've had all day!
As I vet. I found this analogy to be the best thing I'd ever heard.
Is that... not how everyone finishes..?
This sounds like a parody that would be written in a parody world, but it’s was actually written in the real world, which is terrifying. Show this to someone from a few years ago without context and they’d be like “hey man great world building lol”
They would have no clue that world's top rank President pretty much the world king announced the cure of pandemic is soap...
If you actually genuinely believe that you’re uneducated, if you know you’re wrong you’re part of the problem.
wait this wasn't cut scene from Starship Troopers or a Paul Verhoeven Robocop film? o.0
Next you well tell me we currently have a reality TV show host as President or someone once stated they were qualified to be Vice President because they gain valuable expertise in foreign policy on the grounds they are able to see Russia from their home state -_-
@@amazedsatsuma let me guess.... that's actually a thing, isn't it?
@Jyygylag Trump is senile and a sociopath. He doesn't accept the duty of his office, or concern himself with any American lives; he just gets a thrill whenever he gets to kill someone.
The Brennan CEO videos are my absolute favorite CollegeHumor material! He just plays regular, reasonable guys who rightly freak out at the insanity going on around them, and I love it!
I bet half of this isn’t even him acting, just him ranting about the absurdity of the situation
“I will break quarantine to find you” is shockingly threatening
“Uggggh, how do I...fix someone’s...brain?
Steve: Soap?
Best line in the entire thing
It sounds like a vsauce bit.
Hey vsauce, micheal here! How do you fix someones brain? [Vsauce music plays]
@@patchworkgolem
That's the Swiss flag.
4:36 Brendan is so convincing that the dog whimpered a little. I hope it got some love and attention after the sketch was over.
Tide CEO: Repeat after me, Don't
Me: Don't
Ceo: Don't eat
Me: Don't eat
Ceo: Dont eat soap.
Me: Eat soap.
Okay, eat soap.
DON’T GET IN THE KILN
Ceo:..ARGH!!!
Eat soap
A-Me-Rica
"Ohhhh get fucked, no we are not" is one of the funniest things I've seen this year
Brennan shouldn’t have been wearing pants 😂 that’s true Quarantine life 😂
Sly way to ask for fanservice.
Perhaps when we re-open the survivors will retain this knowledge and we can move past the obligation that is pants.
@@NathanielJordan85 LET THE LEGS RUN FREE!
He's in Cali, he may have his AC going strong enough to need them
i love how at 3:24 you can see Brennan trying so damn hard not to burst into laughter LMAO
"how to i- fix someone's brain?"
*"-soap?"*
+extreme anger+
"Nevermind the new products. They are confusing and bad."
“Never mind the new products, they’re confusing and bad”
"You don't get to pretend that you're being noble if you're just doing some random shit."
Words to live by.
"No, officer you don't seem to understand I am jerking off on the NYC Subway to honor the troops. why do you hate our fighting men and women, why do you hate america sir?"
I think Brennan needs some tide medicine cause he's carrying this whole channel on his back
chunksfunks agreed 100%
Can we hire like 2 more of him at least? Just two.
Agreed. 14 million subscribers and roughly 200-300k views on any given video is not a great sign.
Odds are, 13.5 million of those subscribers have been here since 10 years or longer
Shouldn't they bring back their previous actors who're really funny too like brennan?
@@Falcone45 the company is like dead now??
"You're a dead man... I will break quarantine to find you."
Mover over, Liam Neeson.
Brennan has a very particular set of skills.
Watch your back when you pass a Denny's
dont mess with Brennan's dog
"Its crazy I'm not in jail."
well, because there's a CEO of PP&G over him and also CEOs don't go to jail.
David Taylor is the actual name of the P&G CEO, so presumably that's who he's supposed to be portraying.
Imagine if all the subbrands had their own CEOs.
Only the ones that screw up big time. Bernie Madeoff comes to mind.
@@TwoTowersPro seriously? all the CH CEO names look so stupid I just assumed they were jokes.
I like how this CEO actually seems to want to do good but his company keeps sabotaging him.
"I will break quarantine to find you." I can actually relate, Brennan. Some people just deserve to be smacked personally.
MJ Tagod George Floyd type beat
1. To soon man...
2.Does it count as a beating when the example you used to describe the beating ended in death, would it rather be classified as a execution , since a beating implies the survival of the “beaten”
3. I hope I’m not the asshole here
Solution, on every package there should be Brennan yelling *“THESE ARE NOT MEDICINE”*
Cant wait for him to make the “CEO of Gorilla Glue” video 😂
Oh damn, that _was_ a missed opportunity
I guess they are to woke to do it. Trump mocking is ok but God forbid they make fun of a black person, unless is a republican of course...
Omg yessss
@@DiegoCh.271 no one is trying to stop you from criticizing black people. Just don’t be racist or excessively dickish about it when you do.
That first part is reeaaaally the most important part. Ya prissy snowflake. (Hehe goteem)
Wait, what happened there?
"have you plugged in the ethernet like I screamed at you to do"
Something about this sentence and the way its delivered just strikes a chord with me and I can't stop laughing, absolute gold!
The moment I learned the CEO of tide actually made a similar announcement and the president said adults could eat soap, I bought a hazmat suit styled after a plague doctor uniform. I am one of six people in my building who doesn't have corona. People kept throwing parties. They kept. Throwing. Parties.
That's Cali for you
@@please.stop.coping or Florida, Texas, Mississippi, Alabama, South Dakota, Arizona, and really a good 47% of the population of the country
@@ItRemindMeOfHome I'm on vacation in South Carolina and these idiots are fucking wondering 'Why are you always inside? There's no COVID here's even after the US hit half a million deaths.
@@please.stop.coping If you're not from Cali, that comment is coming off really weird.
K but where did u buy ur plague suit