JUUL CEO: No More Advertising to Kids

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @dropout
    @dropout  5 лет назад +8159

    Which CEO should we do next?!
    Use code: NICE to get 69% off your first month of DROPOUT: bit.ly/2KypG7r (code valid through 12/31/2019)

  • @EchoEchoEchoX3
    @EchoEchoEchoX3 5 лет назад +10416

    “WE WOULD BE BETTER OFF COMMITTING WAR CRIMES THAN THIS LEVEL OF COPY RIGHT INFRINGEMENT” it’s so true i hurt myself laughing

    • @turma8eac
      @turma8eac 5 лет назад +242

      At least with war crimes it’s harder to be convicted

    • @johntapp7980
      @johntapp7980 5 лет назад +25

      So true

    • @JoshKeatonFan
      @JoshKeatonFan 5 лет назад +142

      Yep, Pokémon is owned by Nintendo and they sue people as there side job just for fun!

    • @EchoEchoEchoX3
      @EchoEchoEchoX3 5 лет назад +84

      JoshKeatonFan listen those heathens used .01 seconds of music that sounded sorta like the music that sounds when you cross that one bridge in the secret part of ORAS that was never released, they had it coming and deserved the 1.7 million dollar fine. Honestly it’s good that scum like that are in prison

    • @chrism4403
      @chrism4403 5 лет назад +3

      @@JoshKeatonFan *their

  • @sarahvishevnik5940
    @sarahvishevnik5940 5 лет назад +28124

    The CEO series is a comedic goldmine.

  • @roberttrotter557
    @roberttrotter557 5 лет назад +3433

    His poor guy, he can’t own a single successful business

    • @gran9773
      @gran9773 5 лет назад +57

      Is it his fault? Are his coworkers simply too... mad? Idiotic? Insane? Stupid? Breinless? What fits the most i wonder....

    • @shadowcarthage
      @shadowcarthage 5 лет назад +3

      @@gran9773 Yes

    • @jamariirobinson725
      @jamariirobinson725 5 лет назад +24

      They're all successful. They just one day become unsuccessful.

    • @AnyssaBall
      @AnyssaBall 5 лет назад +23

      He even has to keep changing his name

    • @JoseMendoza-JAM
      @JoseMendoza-JAM 5 лет назад +6

      Tumblr was good he the one who fucked up

  • @Florkl
    @Florkl Год назад +2950

    The smugness with which the guy says, “Adult. Backpack.” And how confidently Brennan says, “You’re never walking again.” Just kills me

    • @jt3948
      @jt3948 Год назад +18

      @@johnw9771 adult backpack

    • @peachibread1983
      @peachibread1983 Год назад +256

      I know he ended up with a black eye but we never hear from smug guy for the rest of the video so I'd like to think the CEO still won

    • @maddengames4438
      @maddengames4438 Год назад +71

      @@peachibread1983the fact he only came out of it with a bruise shows he did

    • @terrifictortoise5602
      @terrifictortoise5602 Год назад +20

      WHAT’RE YOU DOI-!?

    • @Lars-bg1gy
      @Lars-bg1gy Год назад +13

      As an adult, I’d unironically use that backpack

  • @Joanropo
    @Joanropo 5 лет назад +6091

    "We'll be better committing war crimes than this level of copyright infringement" killed me 😂

    • @kalibbailey6219
      @kalibbailey6219 5 лет назад +39

      I'd give you an upvote but "nice"

    • @bob778_6
      @bob778_6 5 лет назад +67

      Nintendo copyright is no joke just look at what happened to those Emulator people last year or Soldier boy this year.

    • @leahsander5490
      @leahsander5490 5 лет назад +92

      I mean, war crimes aren't even a crime in the US. Never punished any of their war criminals. You're better off committing war crimes in the US than jaywalking.

    • @TwoAndEightBorders
      @TwoAndEightBorders 5 лет назад +13

      @@leahsander5490 Sad but true

    • @numberoneappgames
      @numberoneappgames 5 лет назад +4

      true do

  • @BossByGamer
    @BossByGamer 5 лет назад +12426

    “Save your allowance for Juul pods”
    I died

    • @timethunder4820
      @timethunder4820 5 лет назад +201

      So did the kids

    • @theboys1079
      @theboys1079 5 лет назад +9

      See I probably would have to but when you just quote the video it’s a spoiler and I didn’t laugh bc it was old news so thanks you friend

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 5 лет назад +56

      ​@@theboys1079 Can't blame him. The comment section is for talking about the video so dipping into the comments before finishing the video automatically makes you prone to spoilers.

    • @DeepFriedOreoOffline
      @DeepFriedOreoOffline 5 лет назад +33

      @@theboys1079 Dude, reading the comments before finishing a video is like reading the guide book before beating a game. I don't mean to blame the victim, but...
      Also, it's too.

    • @porterwilbourn
      @porterwilbourn 5 лет назад +2

      Same

  • @michaelsanchez3251
    @michaelsanchez3251 4 года назад +7979

    "We'd be better off committing WAR CRIMES, than this level of copy right infringement!"
    Favorite line, by far.

    • @Kalleron
      @Kalleron 4 года назад +81

      Nintendo is so savage 0_0

    • @pavlikshimko7940
      @pavlikshimko7940 4 года назад +54

      same thing for playing copyright music for 0.1 seconds

    • @the_grim_gamer3039
      @the_grim_gamer3039 4 года назад +92

      He's not wrong I mean Pokemon is brutal in court.

    • @evilordoftheinternet4116
      @evilordoftheinternet4116 4 года назад +27

      The_Grim _Gamer Nintendo is gonna bust some kneecaps.

    • @99lodewijk
      @99lodewijk 4 года назад +77

      @@the_grim_gamer3039 not only that but the US is actively ignoring (read: not recognizing the authority of and obstructing the judgement of) international courts that judge warcrimes so you're literally better off committing war crimes.

  • @oceanman4166
    @oceanman4166 2 года назад +13513

    The funniest part of this is that it implies that a CEO of a nicotine company actually cares about children using their products and is upset for any reason other than bad reputation

    • @ultraliskbuilder5831
      @ultraliskbuilder5831 2 года назад +253

      I mean the real Juul guy did.... So..... The joke is on us?

    • @oceanman4166
      @oceanman4166 2 года назад +123

      @@ultraliskbuilder5831 Wait, really? That feels new

    • @__-nd5qi
      @__-nd5qi 2 года назад +464

      @@oceanman4166ye the og dude wanted Juul to be the off-ramp for people trying to quit real cigarettes

    • @Zealant
      @Zealant 2 года назад +66

      @@__-nd5qi that’s not true, they specifically said they have no interest in being a cessation aid for smoking. Idk that it’s the same head person but he was one at some point.

    • @__-nd5qi
      @__-nd5qi 2 года назад +148

      ​@@Zealant i know they changed heads a few years back

  • @defender2222
    @defender2222 3 года назад +3413

    "Why are they making bedroom eyes"
    I just know that wasn't in the script.

    • @hiti6753
      @hiti6753 3 года назад +135

      100% a Brennan ad-lib.

    • @XHackManiacX
      @XHackManiacX 2 года назад +17

      I must admit (ooh) I'm not surprised...

  • @AGothNamedWednessday
    @AGothNamedWednessday 3 года назад +7203

    Brennan's ability to react to something in character like it's genuinely the first time he's seeing it is so amazing

    • @jerrywoods9958
      @jerrywoods9958 2 года назад +40

      That's because it is. You can't get this gold otherwise.

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 2 года назад +71

      @@jerrywoods9958 Nah, m8. That's what we call acting.

    • @Kelarys
      @Kelarys 2 года назад +54

      @@jerrywoods9958 if you sincerely believe that they got all this on the first take, I have a bridge I'd like to sell you lol

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri 2 года назад +19

      @@Kelarys They get like 30-60 minutes of half-improvised footage (of which 90% is obviously very funny because it's Brennan, cmon) and then they show the 5 best minutes.

    • @madeline_from_celeste_real
      @madeline_from_celeste_real Год назад +2

      Wait, he isn’t the ceo of JUUL?

  • @TheFallacy357
    @TheFallacy357 4 года назад +7790

    The matter of fact way the cameraman says Adult backpack is literally the funniest thing I have ever seen

    • @christianobrien4736
      @christianobrien4736 4 года назад +120

      Adult batpat

    • @SCUL-E
      @SCUL-E 4 года назад +113

      I liked how he said "Technically, he is 476 years old."

    • @jbug1979
      @jbug1979 4 года назад +21

      Packpack.

    • @chasbianco142
      @chasbianco142 4 года назад +36

      Adelt bekpek?

    • @jbug1979
      @jbug1979 4 года назад +39

      @@chasbianco142 In America, YOU wear adelt bekpek. In Soviet Russia, adelt bekpek wears YOU.

  • @HAVIN_aBLAST
    @HAVIN_aBLAST 2 года назад +2846

    the excited face he makes when he hears about a genuinly good idea to then see the horrible execution that's sure to backfire. Absolutely priceless

    • @anunknownentity5070
      @anunknownentity5070 Год назад +22

      That’s my favourite part of the video

    • @lightningpastry2153
      @lightningpastry2153 Год назад +28

      "Save up your allowance for Juul Pods!" I was absolutely rolling

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 Год назад +8

      His face when he saw the poster for their show is everything 🤣

    • @CodecrafterArtemis
      @CodecrafterArtemis 4 месяца назад +1

      I just noticed that he gives thumbs-up for the carrying case idea... Until he sees the actual case.

  • @gEtar87
    @gEtar87 3 года назад +8549

    The fact that he recalled the colors of the power rangers is the best part of this skit

    • @littlesnowflakepunk855
      @littlesnowflakepunk855 3 года назад +53

      he forgot about white ranger

    • @kokirij0167
      @kokirij0167 3 года назад +182

      @@littlesnowflakepunk855 That’s the green ranger tho. Same person, different suit

    • @zygas25
      @zygas25 3 года назад +42

      The colors depend on the continuity

    • @Sinstarclair
      @Sinstarclair 3 года назад +78

      @@littlesnowflakepunk855 Colors usually depend on what Ranger Continuity it is, sometimes Green becomes White, Pink becomes Purple or Black and etc etc. The only colors that don't change is Red Yellow and Blue

    • @jiado6893
      @jiado6893 3 года назад +30

      That lunchbox and backpack had serious 90s energy.

  • @Medbread
    @Medbread 5 лет назад +3240

    When he said "why just inhale juul when you can wear it too" I really thought he was gonna say "Introducing Juulry"

    • @matthewdykeman8149
      @matthewdykeman8149 5 лет назад +142

      And make it a ring pop.

    • @woolfieMcP
      @woolfieMcP 5 лет назад +50

      OPEN UP, IT'S THE PUN POLICE

    • @scuevas1
      @scuevas1 5 лет назад +17

      Juulry already exists thanks to chinese companies lol

    • @oxksie
      @oxksie 5 лет назад +20

      ACCEPT YOUR PUN-ISHMENT

    • @ramskam
      @ramskam 5 лет назад +2

      Same

  • @user-ss8zo6uu6h
    @user-ss8zo6uu6h 5 лет назад +1743

    Why do I feel like Brennan improvized the power rangers bit.

    • @Rapscallion2009
      @Rapscallion2009 5 лет назад +213

      I felt the same thing. Like it's something he did between takes to make the crew laugh, but it worked so well they left it in.

    • @Black_pearl_adrift
      @Black_pearl_adrift 5 лет назад +12

      Only 90s kids will remember skskkss

  • @lolmanbob123
    @lolmanbob123 2 года назад +3194

    Having the CEOs be the voice of reason in companies gone mad instead of the usual "CEO is the villain mastermind" is what sets this series apart and I am HERE for it.

    • @lughbrazil6365
      @lughbrazil6365 Год назад +33

      This guy CEO posting

    • @GBS4893
      @GBS4893 Год назад +17

      Satyre though, it's still the same idea. He even says looking the camera straight up in the eye: "We're monsters."

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 11 месяцев назад +9

      Except for the venmo one.

  • @Inkwell_Music
    @Inkwell_Music 4 года назад +2896

    He unironically has a really nice relaxing voice when when gets real quiet

    • @megamaxx786
      @megamaxx786 3 года назад +29

      I wouldn’t mind an ASMR video by him on the channel as a joke, sort of like the other ASMR video they did, but he yells half the time

    • @titocristobal5573
      @titocristobal5573 3 года назад +2

      That's why he's CEO. I mean, that's all you need, right?

    • @jackadamsdaniels6719
      @jackadamsdaniels6719 3 года назад +1

      ASMR baby 👶

    • @helpingtheworld5019
      @helpingtheworld5019 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 года назад

      I rewatched him saying the colors on the lunchbox because his voice actually was very soothing there

  • @gretchenlemmond9645
    @gretchenlemmond9645 5 лет назад +10438

    Ah yes, my favorite juul flavor- Minecraft

    • @example5237
      @example5237 5 лет назад +46

      oatmeal juul flavor

    • @tr0m
      @tr0m 5 лет назад +17

      o f c o u r s e

    • @arlan9203
      @arlan9203 5 лет назад +11

      Worms The next one is the taste of drûgś

    • @example5237
      @example5237 5 лет назад +9

      @@arlan9203 yumm drugs

    • @michanforever
      @michanforever 5 лет назад +14

      ahh love that earthy taste...

  • @Treydies
    @Treydies 5 лет назад +4012

    Everything Brennan is in is instant comedic gold. Like he's the sole reason I have dropout

    • @cthulhutheendless1587
      @cthulhutheendless1587 5 лет назад +4

      Is it worth it?

    • @remingtonry
      @remingtonry 5 лет назад +33

      Jack Timothy I would suggest it for dimension 20 alone and their awesome game shows and parody’s are just the cherry on top

    • @dirtylevel
      @dirtylevel 5 лет назад +5

      You sound like an advertisment

    • @SH19922x
      @SH19922x 5 лет назад +6

      Hes a bit off the mark in this video? Usually he's got a lot more sting in his acting lol.

    • @yasspanda2559
      @yasspanda2559 5 лет назад

      The whole gang thanks you.

  • @jau5652
    @jau5652 2 года назад +2222

    "technically he's 475 years old" "THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS?" is what I ask myself everytime I watch fantasy anime 😭

    • @technicalmachine1671
      @technicalmachine1671 Год назад +9

      But that's why you watch it

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 Год назад +88

      Just once I'd like to watch an anime were everyone looked their age

    • @amdrewgamer
      @amdrewgamer Год назад +48

      @@technicalmachine1671 what...

    • @funnylittlecreature
      @funnylittlecreature Год назад +54

      @@technicalmachine1671 why *you* watch it, maybe...

    • @gonoroad2160
      @gonoroad2160 Год назад

      @@technicalmachine1671 I don't want to assume things about you, but not just for legal reasons, you should prob state that this is a joke. Looking at drawings of literal children, that by lore are really old witches and then making highly sexual scenes about them, is really questionable. I would also like to add, that I find it even more questionable, how often I talk with people about this, but you really sound, look and feel like a pedophile, if you were to talk about thinking certain characters being attractive to you, as I have often times heard before, about characters such as Zoe, from League of Legends.

  • @jamesrivers3627
    @jamesrivers3627 5 лет назад +679

    There are levels to his anger. The last one is defeat

    • @dezh6345
      @dezh6345 5 лет назад

      You're talking about the black eye?

  • @rasengdori13
    @rasengdori13 3 года назад +17573

    I really like this character of a CEO who is a morally-sound person deep down, but is woefully inept at his job in overseeing his own company that's spiraling out of control.

    • @DagDaWildDog
      @DagDaWildDog 3 года назад +330

      I feel like this character and the Tumblr character are perfect representations of the irl CEOs XD

    • @THEGRUMPTRUCK
      @THEGRUMPTRUCK 3 года назад +274

      It's the "one sane man in a world of crazy people"

    • @joshuacarroll1758
      @joshuacarroll1758 3 года назад +11

      Same lol

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 3 года назад +42

      Yeah. Say what you will, but he has good moral fiber.

    • @asmolbean9300
      @asmolbean9300 2 года назад +80

      A ceo having morals is an impossible contradiction.

  • @Calvin-wm2rg
    @Calvin-wm2rg 5 лет назад +1913

    Technically, he's 475 years old killed me lol glad they acknowledge that Ash is an immortal ten year old

    • @RibbidyJamGames
      @RibbidyJamGames 5 лет назад +3

      Right? Haha this sketch was hilarious

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 5 лет назад +14

      "It's ok Robin, Nowi's a centuries-old dragon!"

    • @Calvin-wm2rg
      @Calvin-wm2rg 5 лет назад

      @@SomeRUclipsTraveler Fates is a great game

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 5 лет назад +7

      @@Calvin-wm2rg "It's ok Corrin, none of them are _really_ your sisters!"

    • @juanpablorobayo9891
      @juanpablorobayo9891 5 лет назад +12

      "S/he's technically 3,000 years old so it's ok if I lewd!!"
      every time I see this online I feel like minecrafting my head off

  • @captaincrispy2184
    @captaincrispy2184 Год назад +99

    My favourite line from this will always be "Your child took it to school my accident?!" 2:25
    The delivery on this is just perfect.

  • @shadownerd9701
    @shadownerd9701 5 лет назад +3252

    RUclips: Don't Market to kids
    College Humor: That sounds like a skit!
    RUclips: ....

  • @clapflamer6962
    @clapflamer6962 4 года назад +6678

    “Oh this actually isn’t that bad...”
    “Save your allowance for Juul pods!”

    • @asaprutvz
      @asaprutvz 4 года назад +237

      “We’re monsters.”

    • @ariz1516
      @ariz1516 4 года назад +101

      Brennan's thoughts: "We're f*cked"

    • @joeyteter9383
      @joeyteter9383 4 года назад +30

      You are my hero. No matter how many times I’ve watched this video, which is a lot, I could never catch what it said lol

    • @elweewee
      @elweewee 4 года назад +13

      4:46

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan 4 года назад +7

      that part was my favorite

  • @Greg-TC
    @Greg-TC 5 лет назад +8104

    “Pulling this shit with this government, we’d be all better off committing *war crimes* than this level of copyright infringement” hahahaha it’s funny because it’s true

    • @selalewow
      @selalewow 5 лет назад +108

      Sadly no, Trump backpedaled because there were a handful of vaping protestors at a rally so he cancelled the ban.
      *sigh*
      Welcome to America.

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 5 лет назад +61

      Yep, those poor people making poison for kids. Who’s going to take care of them?

    • @jungkooks_microwavephobia
      @jungkooks_microwavephobia 5 лет назад +53

      *Nazi scientists have entered the chat*

    • @grubalaboocreosote4774
      @grubalaboocreosote4774 5 лет назад +134

      Noticing the other people who replied don't realize that Trump is serving pardons to convicted war criminals.

    • @jojov5344
      @jojov5344 5 лет назад +19

      Selale Z well the ban was stupid to begin with the illness was caused by thc cart usage literally enforce the current laws and were good all the illnesses were from underaged users either vaping carts or Juuls both are shit but we need to leave regular nicotine vaping that’s on things that aren’t Juul alone like I’m a legal adult if I can die in a war go into debt and pay taxes my choice to huff mango Mai tai through a hot stick should not be infringed because Timmy and the local gas station owner don’t follow the rules about being 18 to use and buy these products sooo yea

  • @tuptastic304
    @tuptastic304 2 года назад +463

    "because bottom line, that's what children are" is such a genius line oh my god

    • @AshMenon
      @AshMenon 2 года назад +20

      holy shit I just got that. That's amazing.

    • @icegod4849
      @icegod4849 2 года назад +14

      It took me a solid 10 seconds of reading this to realize the underlying joke oml

    • @idotn8752
      @idotn8752 2 года назад +1

      Can someone explain it pls

    • @icegod4849
      @icegod4849 2 года назад +38

      @@idotn8752 "bottom lining" is a euphimism for someone dying as it is referring to heart beat monitors going from an up and down motion to a flat one. So the line can be also taken as "dead, that's what children are"

    • @idotn8752
      @idotn8752 2 года назад +1

      @@icegod4849 thanks

  • @Emma-lq4zd
    @Emma-lq4zd 3 года назад +9014

    Everyone’s talking about Ash’s age. I just can’t believe they missed the opportunity for Pikajuul

  • @jakethespoopycat
    @jakethespoopycat 5 лет назад +8871

    “What would Minecraft taste like?”
    “It tastes e a r t h y”

  • @bodebaggins
    @bodebaggins 4 года назад +8068

    dear collegehumor: please make more of these. they are fucking hilarious and brennon really sells it

    • @coopermurphy4754
      @coopermurphy4754 4 года назад +16

      We are in a pandemic

    • @borgnafthecheesegod1546
      @borgnafthecheesegod1546 4 года назад +79

      @@coopermurphy4754 yeah;
      and?...., it's not like they have to have brennan in a room with others, you barely ever see anyone else, and they recently put one out where he was conversing with an employee on computer so it's totally doable.

    • @maximillion322
      @maximillion322 4 года назад +83

      Brennan Lee Mulligan is a national fucking treasure

    • @cryo311old
      @cryo311old 4 года назад +6

      @@coopermurphy4754
      Tide 2.0

    • @trinwheeler4639
      @trinwheeler4639 3 года назад +2

      They did it

  • @colinhildebrand9837
    @colinhildebrand9837 2 года назад +2451

    Oh God.
    It's the only censored CEO sketch.
    Because they're MARKETING TO CHILDREN-

    • @shadeofsound23
      @shadeofsound23 2 года назад +116

      Ohmygod I can't unhear it now

    • @burgerboy_20
      @burgerboy_20 2 года назад +86

      PFFT WAIT I DIDNT NOTICE

    • @futuza
      @futuza 2 года назад +40

      Hahaha just noticed

    • @drummerrck
      @drummerrck Год назад +32

      I was JUST asking myself why this one's edited. That's amazing.

    • @IHMyself
      @IHMyself Год назад +1

      😂

  • @kilometerbob2662
    @kilometerbob2662 5 лет назад +2553

    "This is a child"
    "Actually hes 475 years old"

    • @teadealer6706
      @teadealer6706 5 лет назад +22

      a classic

    • @Mc47Fan
      @Mc47Fan 5 лет назад +40

      And yet the worst argument people pull up when trying to point fingers at others to call them pedophiles or something

    • @nalyddoow9295
      @nalyddoow9295 5 лет назад +71

      @@Mc47Fan "bruh its just a drawing"

    • @dan-rk7yx
      @dan-rk7yx 5 лет назад +16

      Every anime dudebro

    • @jpg3306
      @jpg3306 5 лет назад +66

      THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THAT

  • @stanamilanovich3956
    @stanamilanovich3956 5 лет назад +1252

    I always like the brief moments of hope before he's utterly crushed, then... the anger. This is brilliant.

    • @imadooddood8803
      @imadooddood8803 5 лет назад +25

      The best one was the book. His soul ascended

    • @CrazyYasha
      @CrazyYasha 5 лет назад +3

      These are my favourite sketches.

    • @artypyrec4186
      @artypyrec4186 4 года назад

      You just described parenthood

    • @mattgreen7692
      @mattgreen7692 9 месяцев назад +1

      They made Game Changer because of this comment

    • @stanamilanovich3956
      @stanamilanovich3956 9 месяцев назад

      @@mattgreen7692 At least certain episodes seem inspired by it. He is very...consistent.

  • @nolifeconsolegamer
    @nolifeconsolegamer 4 года назад +4148

    “Save up your allowance for Juul pods!”
    “We’re monsters.”

    • @festimkrosi9704
      @festimkrosi9704 3 года назад +16

      Yea finally after a year we managed to get to 1 year

    • @milescorporosus4058
      @milescorporosus4058 3 года назад +28

      "Are _we_ the baddies?"

    • @Mister_Black_Shirt
      @Mister_Black_Shirt 3 года назад +13

      i love the way he just accepts the role of the villain

    • @nolifeconsolegamer
      @nolifeconsolegamer 2 года назад +4

      @@Mister_Black_Shirt exactly.

    • @TheMamaluigi300
      @TheMamaluigi300 2 года назад +3

      @@nolifeconsolegamer I think he just realized the true gravity of his company’s situation

  • @karma_monkey
    @karma_monkey Год назад +270

    I shared this with coworkers and now "LOOK AT ME AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID!" is a constant saying in our office.

  • @anawkwardbean165
    @anawkwardbean165 4 года назад +2895

    *Cameraman*: my kid took it to school by accident
    *The kid, smoking in front of their friends*: yeah, i saved my allowance for Juul pods

    • @aaronchurchill7219
      @aaronchurchill7219 4 года назад +6

      Perfect

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 года назад +21

      The kid's friend: We get it, you vape.

    • @1bingbongtingtong1
      @1bingbongtingtong1 3 года назад +2

      That joke in the video had me fucking wheezing, I swear, the way it's just out of nowhere.

    • @moelester7527
      @moelester7527 3 года назад +1

      He also bought the Juul backpack and book.

    • @pedropena880
      @pedropena880 2 года назад

      No the camera man. It's the marketing guy.

  • @thelaughinglynx7445
    @thelaughinglynx7445 5 лет назад +2531

    The way he briefly gains hope when they hand him the book, but then dies inside when he opens it... my h e a r t

    • @onetruth37
      @onetruth37 5 лет назад +20

      Yeah. It's strangely, honestly sad

    • @jmbthegreat
      @jmbthegreat 5 лет назад +13

      Same with why he reads about Just Juul before seeing the pokemon rip off.

    • @onetruth37
      @onetruth37 5 лет назад +1

      @@jmbthegreat I see that more as relief than hope

    • @jmbthegreat
      @jmbthegreat 5 лет назад +1

      @@onetruth37 I agree he has that moment of hope but then it's just destroyed by it being a Pokemon ripoff.

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 5 лет назад

      Life in a nutshell

  • @ThawtsForFood
    @ThawtsForFood 5 лет назад +403

    They need to do more CEO bits with him. These are priceless

  • @ezekielbaskerville2710
    @ezekielbaskerville2710 Год назад +96

    I love how the cameraman knows his kid took the Juul lunchbox and *still* doesn't see the issue is so on brand for companies I'm left wheezing.

    • @ibrahimalee23
      @ibrahimalee23 Год назад

      The cameraman is so braindead that it hurts lol

    • @tommyliu7020
      @tommyliu7020 11 месяцев назад +4

      I thought you’re left wheezing because of Juul products 😂

    • @ezekielbaskerville2710
      @ezekielbaskerville2710 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@tommyliu7020 Nah, I'm an adult, so I'm _clearly_ not Juul's target demographic.

  • @austinwiltse8173
    @austinwiltse8173 5 лет назад +1110

    Just the way the off-camera guy says “adult backpack” after Brennan puts it on legit has me in hysterics.

    • @speedydog45
      @speedydog45 5 лет назад +13

      Adult Backpack :)

    • @soulfox32
      @soulfox32 5 лет назад +18

      @@speedydog45 That's it, your never walking again

    • @MrCrackedJack
      @MrCrackedJack 5 лет назад +6

      The way he says "That's an adult backpack" is just...I don't know..so fucking hilarious.

  • @AN-xl7ej
    @AN-xl7ej 4 года назад +1417

    I died at "He did? Whatever did he mistake it for?!"

  • @EliQuo
    @EliQuo 5 лет назад +1503

    Brenan: "look at me and say what you said!"
    "ADULT. BACKPACK."
    I died!

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 года назад +46

      "You're never walking again!"

    • @jeffaffa3412
      @jeffaffa3412 4 года назад +5

      I laughed but also felt the CEO's frustration

    • @alreadytaken2016
      @alreadytaken2016 4 года назад +12

      Your never walking again
      What are you doing

    • @amireinav1
      @amireinav1 4 года назад +6

      WHAT ARE YOU DOI-

  • @wojteklenartowicz8436
    @wojteklenartowicz8436 Год назад +29

    - You're never walking again!
    - What are you do-
    It was so perfect. The cut, the delivery, Brennan's quick walk to the poor soul behind the camera. I was laughing for 10 minutes straight.
    Keep up the good work, gang.

  • @HannahKeper
    @HannahKeper 5 лет назад +2734

    “What does Minecraft even taste like?!?!”
    It tastes like my 8 year old, overheating MacBook begging for mercy as I place the final block in my 7 story house

    • @godbroccoli11
      @godbroccoli11 5 лет назад +18

      get rid of everything after "my 8 year old" and that's it. That's the flavor

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 5 лет назад +6

      @@MacMizuxo Yes. Everyone knows, above about half a year, they are only good for soup and nothing else anymore.

    • @salimalbitar
      @salimalbitar 5 лет назад +1

      Error 404

    • @johno8465
      @johno8465 5 лет назад

      Or nostalgia: every cloud u puff is a cloud of depression

    • @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171
      @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 4 года назад +3

      1-7 years: Nuggets
      8-10 years: Soup
      11-15 years: Tenders
      16-40 years: Human ribs and legs
      41+ years: Shredded human

  • @Jackie89000
    @Jackie89000 4 года назад +10559

    "That's a child."
    "Technically he's 475 years old."
    Hentai summarized

    • @liamdalemon1525
      @liamdalemon1525 4 года назад +606

      THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS!?!??!
      you know if you were several hundred years old and you could look as young as you wanted, why would you choose to look like an underage lolli instead of you in your prime?

    • @tychoderkommentator2989
      @tychoderkommentator2989 4 года назад +223

      @@liamdalemon1525 Maybe them in their prime was an underaged loli. Puberty does some things to some people yall

    • @connordziadul6048
      @connordziadul6048 4 года назад +33

      I can confirm

    • @theabyssofjin3372
      @theabyssofjin3372 4 года назад +28

      @@liamdalemon1525 cuz flat chested adult woman with mature behaviour and thinking is secsi.
      Have you seen Shuten Douji FGO??? She's secsi

    • @CubularCreeper
      @CubularCreeper 4 года назад +23

      CaTastrophy427 Oh shit they're still somewhat innocent, nobody introduce them to shota/trap!

  • @liemn23
    @liemn23 5 лет назад +837

    “Save up your allowance for Juul’s pods.” No ambiguity there, and no f*cks given!

    • @ShelbySteele23
      @ShelbySteele23 5 лет назад

      My favorite part 😂😂😂

    • @xxxman360
      @xxxman360 5 лет назад

      666th like

    • @campkira
      @campkira 5 лет назад

      no... those kid will buy Jordan...

  • @camloch
    @camloch 2 года назад +162

    This series is an excuse for Brennan to freak out occasionally and I *love* it.

    • @panpolypuff
      @panpolypuff 10 месяцев назад

      This comment belongs on several Game Changer episodes too 😂

  • @daltonSmile
    @daltonSmile 4 года назад +7366

    *puts on backpack*
    “LOOK AT ME... AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID”
    “adult... back...pack”
    “you’re never walking again”

    • @GenuineBronxite
      @GenuineBronxite 4 года назад +62

      3:56

    • @Africa41
      @Africa41 4 года назад +89

      Then he got beat

    • @Livestreamlurker
      @Livestreamlurker 4 года назад +31

      @quality content_lol16 It's bless the rains. Not miss the rains

    • @randomperson-kv5nx
      @randomperson-kv5nx 4 года назад +25

      "What are you doing?"

    • @Timeward76
      @Timeward76 4 года назад +60

      @@direwolffrost9220 just because he got punched back doesnt mean he lost the fight

  • @LoganAllec
    @LoganAllec 3 года назад +16543

    I like how blue raspberry, which is something that I literally had to Google just now to make sure actually exists in nature, is a more popular candy flavor than normal raspberry.

    • @sklizzy3125
      @sklizzy3125 3 года назад +534

      it's because what else are you going to make the blue flavor? blueberries? those taste like ass so it's kind of a lose lose

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 3 года назад +911

      @@sklizzy3125
      Blueberries taste great. We're just really bad at mimicking real blue berries, so it winds up tasting like chalk.

    • @sklizzy3125
      @sklizzy3125 3 года назад +239

      @@manictiger yeah i personally don’t like blueberries unless they’re the small kinda sour ones but yeah the artificial blueberry flavor is pretty horrible

    • @WillowTitov
      @WillowTitov 3 года назад +166

      @@sklizzy3125 hate on blueberries again, I dare you

    • @MoonShadowWolfe
      @MoonShadowWolfe 3 года назад +118

      The blue, it just makes it so appetizing, like eating a gem.

  • @livingbass9617
    @livingbass9617 5 лет назад +10808

    I’m thankful that this series isn’t being ruined or overdone with too many episodes too often because the spacing out of the episodes is retaining the comedic value. I love this series.

    • @mrana2424
      @mrana2424 5 лет назад +135

      That’s key. The only bring it out when it’s good.

    • @PinkENBlue
      @PinkENBlue 5 лет назад +68

      I didn't realize they were intentionally delaying this series until now

    • @phnexOice
      @phnexOice 5 лет назад +172

      @@PinkENBlue I think they also are waiting for companies that are uniquely bad, not just regular bad

    • @gagewendland4315
      @gagewendland4315 5 лет назад +23

      That's what Smosh started doing wrong I think.

    • @SSJGhost_Wolf
      @SSJGhost_Wolf 5 лет назад +14

      I never thought about it like that, but spacing it out actually does make it better

  • @MeonLights
    @MeonLights 2 года назад +183

    "That's a CHILD"
    "Technically they're (insert an absurd age definitely not humanly possible)"
    "THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW THEM THAT WAY?! WHY ARE THEY MAKING BEDROOM EYES?!"
    Anime be like...

  • @smartass199614
    @smartass199614 3 года назад +8455

    I love how he has a black eye after he tells the cameraman that he’s never gonna walk again.

    • @sendie7645
      @sendie7645 3 года назад +109

      That’s the joke

    • @smartass199614
      @smartass199614 3 года назад +387

      @@sendie7645 I know, but the attention to detail for a RUclips skit is amazing

    • @shadowbladeace1651
      @shadowbladeace1651 3 года назад +49

      I didn't notice that. Hmm.

    • @otakonjunkie
      @otakonjunkie 3 года назад +551

      True, but you also never hear from the off camera guy again, so the CEO may have succeeded.

    • @apolloptx
      @apolloptx 3 года назад +97

      @@smartass199614 Attention to detail? That ISN'T attention to detail. That's a basic joke. Imply he got punched by adding a bit of make up. Holy shit, wow, so genius...

  • @shiningstar737
    @shiningstar737 5 лет назад +1428

    I want to see one where Brennan plays the ceo if RUclips
    In accurate clothing

    • @mangasaint
      @mangasaint 5 лет назад +24

      And Disney

    • @TrixieTheGreat
      @TrixieTheGreat 5 лет назад +24

      Shit, that'd be brilliant! Especially if he'd be wearing Hitlers moustache and censoring something every 3-4 seconds.

    • @TheEtherny
      @TheEtherny 5 лет назад +3

      And DC

    • @alexanderwulfert6730
      @alexanderwulfert6730 5 лет назад +15

      @@vilegrog well done, you spotted the joke!

    • @warrenphilips8441
      @warrenphilips8441 5 лет назад

      yes...YES. Pleeeeease.

  • @chemical_concern667
    @chemical_concern667 5 лет назад +650

    “I use that for myself”
    “Show me”
    “My kid took it to school”
    Jesus this series keeps getting better

  • @acetrigger1337
    @acetrigger1337 Год назад +53

    He didn't say "I will break your legs." like it was a threat.
    He said "you are never walking again." like it was already a fact.

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 9 месяцев назад

      Then it cuts to him with a black eye. I guess it didn't go well for him.

    • @meghanhenderson6682
      @meghanhenderson6682 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@Blasted2Oblivion It cuts back to him with ONLY a black eye, and the other guy is never heard again. There's a clear winner.

  • @Zenologia4673
    @Zenologia4673 3 года назад +4516

    “Adult. Backpack.”
    I’m shaking laughing every time 🤣

    • @tjking7457
      @tjking7457 3 года назад +121

      “You’re never walking again!”

    • @mehnah5033
      @mehnah5033 3 года назад +57

      @@tjking7457 "What are you doi-!"

    • @iwong3357
      @iwong3357 3 года назад +62

      I love the seething contempt you can hear in his voice when he says "LOOK AT ME AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID!"

    • @fernandod4046
      @fernandod4046 3 года назад +8

      Wow. That backpack is bigger than most adult backpacks I see.

    • @devabratsarma867
      @devabratsarma867 3 года назад +3

      I think this is the legit best moment of this skit... LOOK AT ME.. 😂😂😂

  • @NeroThacher
    @NeroThacher 5 лет назад +3708

    "Say! What you just said!"
    "Adult --- Backpack"
    "You're never walking again"

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 5 лет назад +2435

    I actually expected “Juul Spinners” to be vape fidget spinners.

    • @akronred648
      @akronred648 5 лет назад +77

      Congratulations, you've just come up with the most 2016 item I've ever heard of.

    • @carbonfizz
      @carbonfizz 5 лет назад +7

      blue raspberry is my favorite

    • @efilymkcuf1429
      @efilymkcuf1429 5 лет назад +1

      Sane

    • @MtnDewGuy100
      @MtnDewGuy100 5 лет назад +12

      *JUUL IS CUUL FOR SCUUL*

    • @MtnDewGuy100
      @MtnDewGuy100 5 лет назад +3

      *JUUL IS CUUL FOR SCUUL*

  • @Buphido
    @Buphido 2 года назад +33

    I absolutely love the glee in Brennans face as he was proven right by the kid taking the "juul carrying case" to school on accident. xD

  • @jacobrodriguez3712
    @jacobrodriguez3712 5 лет назад +512

    “Technically he’s 475 years old!”
    “THEN WHY WOULD YOU DRAW HIM THIS WAY!?!???!?!”
    I’m actually dying

    • @MoCatsandStuff
      @MoCatsandStuff 5 лет назад +20

      sounds liike those loli people. 'well technically she's a 1000yr old dragon, not 12 so it's good'

    • @quinnsinclair7028
      @quinnsinclair7028 5 лет назад

      M m It’s also a joke about how Ash has been 10 years old for the last twenty five seasons of Pokémon.

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 5 лет назад

      That's why we tuck anime far away from children...

  • @Magma_Seb
    @Magma_Seb 4 года назад +1093

    "That's a child!"
    "Technically, he's 475 years old."
    *"THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS?!!"*

  • @imeantherearethedarktownsy5210
    @imeantherearethedarktownsy5210 4 года назад +989

    *strides aggressively* “You’re never walking again.”

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 4 года назад +63

      *returns on camera with black eye*

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 4 года назад +32

      An appropriate response, actually.

    • @WillowTitov
      @WillowTitov 3 года назад +2

      Likes are at 666, don't wanna be the one to ruin it, take this comment as a pseudo-like

    • @Spinelblade
      @Spinelblade 3 года назад +3

      @@SuperSwordman1 I mean, we don't know what happened to the other guy. From that point on he's gone.

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 3 года назад +2

      @@Spinelblade okay fair enough

  • @mrhelitosis7564
    @mrhelitosis7564 2 года назад +85

    If that “Just Juul” show actually existed, a mental institution would have a field day trying to cure Saberspark.

    • @007megaoof
      @007megaoof Год назад +2

      Wrong it’s not furry porn

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 Год назад +2

      Uh oh. What Saber been up to?

    • @mrhelitosis7564
      @mrhelitosis7564 Год назад +1

      @@pryingeyes1551Do you see the brain rotting stuff he has to watch? He sacrifices his sanity for us.

  • @baggedboy
    @baggedboy 5 лет назад +3129

    “Yellow, red, pink, green, blue, black. Those are the exact colors of the power rangers.”

    • @justsomenobody1454
      @justsomenobody1454 5 лет назад +30

      Retail Facts 101 He meant the original six

    • @fenhen
      @fenhen 5 лет назад +8

      Blitzwing The Hothead To be fair no kids care about a kids cartoon from 25+ years ago.
      It is actually is marketed towards adults!

    • @justsomenobody1454
      @justsomenobody1454 5 лет назад +2

      fenhen Yeah, Ik? Am I not allowed to correct though?

    • @fenhen
      @fenhen 5 лет назад +1

      Blitzwing The Hothead It is not allowed, I’m calling the internet police.

    • @theshockerpit7274
      @theshockerpit7274 5 лет назад +12

      Go go juul Rangers

  • @VerlTheSkeptic
    @VerlTheSkeptic 5 лет назад +2215

    Looks like they're targeting 90's kids with that carrying case.

    • @retardgorrilanigler522
      @retardgorrilanigler522 5 лет назад +9

      Verl Humpherys no way. not possible

    • @offscreen6578
      @offscreen6578 5 лет назад +3

      *80s kids.

    • @HelenGPitts
      @HelenGPitts 5 лет назад

      Previous month I was able to gather my first five figure income ever!!! I've been working for this company on the web for 2 yrs now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most desirable thing regarding this is the fact I am not really that tech-savvy, they only asked for basic awareness of internet and simple typing skill...The best thing about this work is that now I have more free time for my family. I am in a position to enjoy quality time with my family and friends and take care of my children and also going on holiday break together with them very consistently. Don't miss this opportunity and try to respond quickly. Check it out, what it is about... *foryou49­.­c­o­m*

    • @offscreen6578
      @offscreen6578 5 лет назад +7

      @@HelenGPitts ok Boomer

    • @BigBossIvan
      @BigBossIvan 5 лет назад

      Such better times.

  • @0ctopusComp1etely
    @0ctopusComp1etely 5 лет назад +2226

    "There's a CHILD!"
    "Technically, he's 475 years old!"
    I died. Too accurate.

    • @fuzzyllama451
      @fuzzyllama451 5 лет назад +29

      ​@metalfaust19 .
      Kanna looks 5 but is ~500 years old - from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
      Raphtalia looks ~20 but is 10 years old - from The Rising of the Shield Hero
      Stiyl Magnus looks 30 but is 14 years - old from A Certain Magical Index
      Also Ash from Pokemon is still 10 years old last i checked

    • @SerenityM16
      @SerenityM16 5 лет назад +3

      Ugh sudden flashbacks to *trying* to read Negima, gods that was horribly written

    • @Canido19
      @Canido19 5 лет назад +10

      @@fuzzyllama451 I have ultimately learned 2 major lessons from anime: 1) 1st impressions are bullshit; 2) context is always important.

    • @TamaCinema69
      @TamaCinema69 5 лет назад +6

      0ctopusComp1etely THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THAT

    • @meatvortexgaming7134
      @meatvortexgaming7134 5 лет назад +3

      anime be like

  • @810462841
    @810462841 2 года назад +11

    The ENTIRE ‘just juul’ segment has me in tears every time, has never failed to make me laugh so hard. What a sketch, I hope college humour keeps making these!

  • @ethanpan2335
    @ethanpan2335 5 лет назад +4395

    Brennan is terrifyingly good at acting unhinged.
    “Anyone disagree?”

    • @donnypatoine4475
      @donnypatoine4475 5 лет назад +44

      Yeah he's to good for an internet skit but I'm not going to complain 😂

    • @QueenPhillipOConner
      @QueenPhillipOConner 5 лет назад +2

      he not

    • @snoopythedoge5639
      @snoopythedoge5639 4 года назад +12

      What acting?

    • @lorebooks5230
      @lorebooks5230 4 года назад +18

      Brennan Lee Mulligan isn't acting.
      He's just ...a broken, broken man.

    • @ESFAndy011
      @ESFAndy011 4 года назад +8

      @@QueenPhillipOConner You're never walking again!

  • @alphawolf7417
    @alphawolf7417 3 года назад +4154

    "If we f*** with Pikachu it's our ***!!"
    Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @evanchismark3092
      @evanchismark3092 3 года назад +19

      Ironic. Dank carts seems to be effing with koffing.

    • @TeeComedian
      @TeeComedian 3 года назад +65

      The line about war crimes was horrifically right too

    • @woodrow-wilson
      @woodrow-wilson 3 года назад +3

      @@TeeComedian Yeah that's America lol

    • @Randumbplayer
      @Randumbplayer 3 года назад +1

      Phhh you wish

    • @dayhel2367
      @dayhel2367 3 года назад +4

      Not even in the context of juul that’s true for literally anyone in universe or in ours

  • @morgedits
    @morgedits 5 лет назад +1600

    “How does Minecraft TASTE?!”
    “Earthy” 😂😂😂😂

    • @dakat5131
      @dakat5131 5 лет назад +9

      not sure what I expected the answer to be, but that answer both is ridiculous,and yet oddly makes sense.

  • @nuxxexe3968
    @nuxxexe3968 2 года назад +156

    Update: the FDA ordered Juul off the market today 😂

    • @columbus8myhw
      @columbus8myhw 2 года назад +12

      "On June 23, 2022, the FDA denied authorization for Juul to continue selling its products in the United States, and issued Marketing Denial Orders (MDOs) banning any further marketing or sale of the products effective immediately.[20][21] That order was blocked by the U.S. Court of Appeals in Washington, D.C. the next day.[22]"

    • @ComradeSlice
      @ComradeSlice 2 года назад +12

      Damn. Right after I saved up my allowance for Juul pods!!

    • @Woodsnat
      @Woodsnat Год назад

      @@columbus8myhw unfortunate, but even if it passed kids would probably switch to cigarettes

  • @nathanortiz7712
    @nathanortiz7712 5 лет назад +4243

    Anime in a nutshell:
    Manga and Anime artists: she's actually 475 years old
    CEO: ThEn WhY DiD YoU DrAw HiM LiKe ThAt

    • @swisslord2478
      @swisslord2478 5 лет назад +15

      Because

    • @fluffbutt9960
      @fluffbutt9960 5 лет назад +141

      Because weebs are highkey pedos.
      *Don't fucking change my mind.*

    • @jackbennett6902
      @jackbennett6902 5 лет назад +88

      @@fluffbutt9960 most of us ain't. Just the lolicons.

    • @ASlutty9SUnit
      @ASlutty9SUnit 5 лет назад +36

      @@fluffbutt9960 You must really hate Undertale, then, considering what Toby is...
      Also coming from someone named, "Fluffy Goatbutt", who 100% peruses the "Undertail" tag.
      I genuinely can't tell if this is next level trolling, or just massively unaware...

    • @W1nds
      @W1nds 4 года назад +29

      i mean if your immortal and can never age that tends to happen but at least make them not look like kids

  • @Joker8pie
    @Joker8pie 5 лет назад +1130

    Cameraman: "Adult. Backpack."
    Brennan: *"Ah so you have chosen death, I see"*

    • @jeffbrehove2614
      @jeffbrehove2614 5 лет назад +27

      And he comes back to camera with a red eye

    • @joelrichardson5139
      @joelrichardson5139 5 лет назад +54

      Jeff Brehove but we never heard the camera man again.

    • @mrclueuin
      @mrclueuin 5 лет назад

      😄😄😄

    • @cholericqlare
      @cholericqlare 5 лет назад +7

      LOOK AT ME AND SAY WHAT YOU SAAAAAAAAAID!!!!!

    • @Godnando00
      @Godnando00 5 лет назад +2

      @@cholericqlare *ADULT. BACKPACK*

  • @anthonygarcia5375
    @anthonygarcia5375 3 года назад +2890

    Fun fact!(not really) Juuls were made more addictive than traditional cigarettes and to look like a USB stick to Target young people
    Sure the original inventor wanted to make a safer(less cancer) alternative to cigarettes he has stated deep regret for what he made and what it has become

    • @charleswest782
      @charleswest782 3 года назад +121

      He can "regret" till the end of time. He still hasn't done anything to actually change the situation

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 3 года назад +232

      @@charleswest782 can't unring the bell, what should he be doing, iyo?

    • @charleswest782
      @charleswest782 3 года назад +42

      @@andiward7068 actually fighting to for control of his invention to prevent it from being marketed towards children.

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 3 года назад +242

      @@charleswest782 How? What actual legal steps can he take? He sold his rights to the product and no longer has any input or influence about it's use. I'm genuinely curious what recourse you think he should or can have.

    • @charleswest782
      @charleswest782 3 года назад +31

      @@andiward7068 but you want an answer about what he could and should be doing? Fine. He can take his damn nicotine money and use it to lobby for laws preventing his product from being marketed towards children. But has he spent a damn penny on that? No. It's all lip service. He got his money, he doesn't really care

  • @DesertKitsune
    @DesertKitsune Год назад +23

    Brennan's shriek of, "Look at me and say what you said!" gets me every time. 😂

    • @disneylover6408
      @disneylover6408 7 месяцев назад

      Also the "You're never walking again!" Is priceless 🤣 😂😂

  • @Sinintheair
    @Sinintheair 5 лет назад +285

    When he put on that backback and said"LOOK AT ME, AND SAY WHAT U SAID!!" I could not stop laughing.

    • @falcore91
      @falcore91 5 лет назад +9

      Sinairio he should send those 10 seconds of video into DC as an audition reel. I think it is perfect proof he would make an amazing villain.

    • @fakename2926
      @fakename2926 5 лет назад +9

      "You're never walking again" immediately sports a bruised eye 😂

  • @littlemittromney
    @littlemittromney 5 лет назад +440

    “Save up your allowance for juul pods” I am DECEASED

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd 5 лет назад +5

      guy of camera - "I still have an allowance from my wife"

  • @bijuutamer729
    @bijuutamer729 5 лет назад +1407

    “Technically he’s 475 years old”
    College humor still got it.

  • @PrincessNinja007
    @PrincessNinja007 2 месяца назад +9

    3:54 that really is an adult backpack, children have bigger bags for all their 2 inch textbooks

  • @craxnor
    @craxnor 5 лет назад +3097

    “Actually he’s 475 years old.”
    “THEN WHY DID YOU DRAW HIM LIKE THIS!”
    All of Japan feels attacked right now.

    • @TunesByAI2024
      @TunesByAI2024 5 лет назад +54

      As if they give a damn. They'd more likely to flood the market even more just out of spite. 😂

    • @doot9695
      @doot9695 5 лет назад +5

      @@TunesByAI2024 I know

    • @paperclip9558
      @paperclip9558 5 лет назад +32

      lmao japan is a pedo nest.

    • @NikoTheNerd
      @NikoTheNerd 5 лет назад +39

      all eyes on you lolicons

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 5 лет назад +17

      @@NikoTheNerd better animated than live-action

  • @leophyte9663
    @leophyte9663 5 лет назад +763

    Brennan is single handedly keeping this channel alive to me.

    • @Black_pearl_adrift
      @Black_pearl_adrift 5 лет назад +3

      Hes the only reason I watch

    • @xhytecodm
      @xhytecodm 5 лет назад +1

      the reason I keep coming back these are top tier

    • @samuelortreger5813
      @samuelortreger5813 5 лет назад +1

      Yes! I been saying this for months. I wouldn't watch a single CH vid if Brennan wasn't on the team

    • @someguyontheinternet7
      @someguyontheinternet7 5 лет назад

      Honestly, every time there’s a new video at CH, I’m hoping it’s a CEO sketch.

  • @howardmoon2687
    @howardmoon2687 5 лет назад +857

    "SAY THAT AGAIN!"
    "Adult backpack"
    "Ok, you're never walking again..."

  • @RobertMMunroe
    @RobertMMunroe 2 года назад +7

    Seriously, The CEO videos are the best thing to happen to RUclips ever. I laugh cry through every one. So good.

  • @UlshaRS
    @UlshaRS 5 лет назад +155

    Someone in the props department had WAYYYYYY too much fun with this one.

  • @Foultarnished513
    @Foultarnished513 3 года назад +584

    The deep inhale right before Brennan looks at the camera and says "this is a child's backpack" adds years to my life.

    • @jcqwater8713
      @jcqwater8713 2 года назад +3

      ahahhaa its the Look at me! for me 😆😆

    • @cynacist1823
      @cynacist1823 2 года назад +1

      And the way his hands shake

  • @WizzardJC
    @WizzardJC 3 года назад +727

    "save up your allowance for juul pods!" in that happy little voice nearly killed me as I was eating a burrito, i laughed, accidentally inhaled hot sauce, and nearly choked laughing 😂

    • @lightningpastry2153
      @lightningpastry2153 Год назад +16

      I refuse to believe there aren't at least five outtakes of Brennan losing it at that scene

    • @thorskjelver8564
      @thorskjelver8564 8 месяцев назад +1

      Just know that your legacy lives on. I did the exact same thing

  • @kimmyp3407
    @kimmyp3407 2 года назад +6

    i love that this video went viral more than most for CH. This to me showcases what this channel can do for the world for good.

  • @RaineAvina
    @RaineAvina 5 лет назад +286

    Who ever made up the Minecraft joke needs to be the actual CEO.

  • @fecreates3902
    @fecreates3902 5 лет назад +701

    "I like blue raspberry"
    "No you don't!"

    • @dimitrijames00001
      @dimitrijames00001 5 лет назад +4

      Blueberry swisher sweats are my 3rd favorite cigars flavor

    • @Islandswamp
      @Islandswamp 5 лет назад +5

      Allie Creates i prefer custard flavors. But seriously, I tried a juul and they have so much nicotine that you can’t even taste the flavor imho. That’s the reason they’re dangerous , they have way too much nicotine in them. Vapers used to try to REDUCE their nicotine usage because it's supposed to be about quitting smoking!

    • @DavidCruickshank
      @DavidCruickshank 5 лет назад +1

      yes they do!

    • @salamilid7615
      @salamilid7615 5 лет назад +1

      Dat Boi please don’t ever roll a swisher sweat for me that sounds nasty... I’ll stick to swisher sweets

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 5 лет назад +4

      Isn't blue raspberry just raspberry flavour with some blue food coloring, usually? Who doesn't like raspberry flavour?

  • @lauracamargo6105
    @lauracamargo6105 4 года назад +1535

    "we would be better off committing war crimes than infricting copy like this"
    I died

    • @Thunder-Sky
      @Thunder-Sky 4 года назад +16

      yeah, that seems to be trend this week.

    • @IKnowThisSoundsGayBut
      @IKnowThisSoundsGayBut 4 года назад +4

      Read it as he said it.

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 4 года назад +21

      well he ain't wrong, Blackwater pardons proved that

    • @12.7x99mm
      @12.7x99mm 3 года назад +6

      @@somkeshav4143 lmfaooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

    • @incognitomode670
      @incognitomode670 3 года назад +3

      @@somkeshav4143 holy shit lol

  • @fjrapper436
    @fjrapper436 2 года назад +21

    "Save up your allowance for Juul pods" I'm freaking dead

  • @epicsamurai5
    @epicsamurai5 5 лет назад +518

    “Actually, he’s 475 years old.”
    You know I’ve heard that used before to justify some... other things.

  • @daydreamer412
    @daydreamer412 5 лет назад +508

    I’m beyond offended after the way he spoke about blue raspberry 😞

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂

    • @Ben7seven7
      @Ben7seven7 5 лет назад

      People get so easily offended nowadays. Besides... he was only speaking the truth about the blue raspberry. 🍇

    • @jackmakila3776
      @jackmakila3776 5 лет назад +5

      @@Ben7seven7 blasphemy

    • @clownworldhereticmyron1018
      @clownworldhereticmyron1018 5 лет назад +1

      I love blue raspberry.

    • @16Yashaluver
      @16Yashaluver 5 лет назад +2

      Who in their right mind doesn't like Blue Raspberry?! It is by far, the most superior flavor.

  • @ReaferRaid
    @ReaferRaid 4 года назад +474

    Going by his reactions, he understands f-ing with Pikachu is worse than committing war crimes. Finally a sentiment I can understand

    • @zygas25
      @zygas25 3 года назад +9

      Especially what they did to that emulator service...that was nasty

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing 3 года назад

      @@zygas25 Explain?

    • @zygas25
      @zygas25 3 года назад +8

      @@Double-R-Nothing Nintendo sued them into oblivion. A Internet service that remasters old games for pc emualtors.

  • @spacecaptain9188
    @spacecaptain9188 Год назад +3

    Seriously, the CEO series is the best thing to come out of CollegeHumor! I love these so bad!

  • @Darkseeed
    @Darkseeed 5 лет назад +599

    This is like a CEO talking to the Head of Marketing, but the roles are reversed.

  • @Tryo707
    @Tryo707 5 лет назад +205

    Brennan is so perfect for these, don't think anyone else could do it justice.

  • @xile9909
    @xile9909 4 года назад +5483

    "Technically he's 475 years old" is literally the anime community talking about their loli waifus
    Edit. I would just like to say, those defending character design of children presented as sexualised "dream girl" are just disgusting... We really do stray further from God each day...

    • @netherdominater9960
      @netherdominater9960 4 года назад +161

      Xile As a member of the anime community, can confirm
      However, the design of the character can be used to sort the standard Weebs from the true degenerates

    • @DeathByDying13
      @DeathByDying13 4 года назад +61

      I'm not sure people want to actually have "sexual relations" with them, and if they do it's usually with girl who actually act like they're 500 hundred years old, like the monotone voice and like having knowlege of everything, not some girl who like pink princesses and goes to daycare

    • @dannyishere4006
      @dannyishere4006 3 года назад +216

      @@DeathByDying13 still gross

    • @yepyep86
      @yepyep86 3 года назад +215

      @@DeathByDying13 you sweet summer child no most loli lovers like that they act cutesy and innocent but will heavily deny that they're underaged and the mental gymnastics they use to justify them liking little girls could get them gold at the Olympics

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 3 года назад +8

      3:13