My favorite consistent of this series, and the headgum stuff is repeating things you didn't say twice for emphasis and to prove you weren't lying. You double down to mitigate any hesitation on their part.
I'm using 0:54 as my wink emoji now. EDIT: I also just noticed that the sandwiches are arranged as a "29." I thought "2-9 fish sandwich" was funny enough. The prop levels it up. I give this one an A.
I love it when Jake criticizes Amirs writing (kiss my tiny knees) and gift ideas (free punch) but by the end of the episode he reverts to those things (my tiny knees!), and this.
Lmao that voice that Jake always slips into when Murph shows up. So bitchly! xD
WEAK!
Its real after school special stuff
*Females ALLOWED. Females ENCOURAGED.*
400 likes 6 years lol
He would probably get the badge for most bitchly
Jake owes Amir $100 for that freestyle rap.
Free of style
Murph, murph, its your turf, come to earf you crazy smurf
thats a bad amount of money
@@nexusgiga It's worth more than cash.... jackash!
YA SLICED ME DUDE YA REALLY DICED ME
jake owes amir the £100 for that freestyle rap, its not free, only free of style
carlton harrison *Cough U.S Cough cough*
carlton harrison hundred pounds sounds like a bad amount of money. A 100 dollars. Bad me? Bad you.
Gibbede Memes how much is a bad amount?
O J it's like the worst amount of money
@@repetetivebeats Any amount of money that you spent on these would be a bad amount of money
"free of style..."
"..."
"*Free of Style*"
I love how he repeats it as if Jake didn't get it the first time.
My favorite consistent of this series, and the headgum stuff is repeating things you didn't say twice for emphasis and to prove you weren't lying. You double down to mitigate any hesitation on their part.
"You know how you have a weird love affair with coupons?"
"I know how you make up realities to justify the weird stupid things you do"
yes dude
Llamas with Hats, but humanified.
Skylar Webb humans with hats, but llamafied
B Joss humans with llamas, but hatified.
Yeah I watched the video too
These videos literally care of my panic attacks. I could be feeling like shit but if I watch one I completely forget
Rewatched every episode multiple times for the same reason
Yo literally that's crazy I thought I was crazy, they absolutely do the same thing for me😭😅😂
Anyone else unreasonably sad that Jake missed probably the nicest thing Amir has ever done for him by not seeing the tuna sandwiches :(
Yeah. :(
But lets face it. There was probably shit in them, or they were poisoned, or something.
too much tuna
Does it make up for the time Amir stabbed him though?
It was a two nine fish sandwich
The way Amir's hand shakes when he is bleeding makes me laugh every time
that waiters turn is probably my favorite Jake and Amir joke
I'M LEAKING MURPHY!
I'm using 0:54 as my wink emoji now. EDIT: I also just noticed that the sandwiches are arranged as a "29." I thought "2-9 fish sandwich" was funny enough. The prop levels it up. I give this one an A.
This episode got so much better after the coupon book came out.
"IM LEAKING MURPHY!" XD
OH SHIT
I'm putting "IT'S YOUR MURPHDAY NOW!" on a birthday card for a friend :D
My bestfriend did that for me :D
It's a masterpiece 10/10
I love it when Murph shows up, the episode is instantly better
"They get better!"
Cheree Ree they get violent
Eat your Murph-day cake.
I don't like that
a bit
that scream at the end...
Amir doing the impression of a celebrity needs to be a gif.
Ya sliced me ya really diced me dude,,,
2:12 is the best part. Amir sounds like Don Knotts, one of my favorite old-time comedians.
The way he slowly sits on the chair at 0:12 always felt satisfactory to me.
Am I the only one who is impressed that Amir knows how many days there are in a year?
Did anyone else notice that the two-fish-sandwich was shaped as a 29 ?
Two-Nine fish sandwich. Play on "tuna" and Jake's age.
The is definition of me on birthdays.
What's a murf for a murfday?
I love Amir's blank, shocked face as murph begins talking to Jake
I love it when Jake criticizes Amirs writing (kiss my tiny knees) and gift ideas (free punch) but by the end of the episode he reverts to those things (my tiny knees!), and this.
I like that jake realises his gift has Amie’s shit on it but he continues to flip thru the book anyway
"50 cents" lol!
@Nort really?
@Nort yeah six years too late creepo
One of the best ones in a while. I like that they brought back the creativity of gags.
now that I've seen those 2 together so much, they're starting to look alike..
"I'm starting to think you dont like the coupon book" .... "i DONT like the coupon book!"
Go shorty it's my birfday! and I found out I'm going to see Jake and Amir in Dublin, I am crying tears of soy right now :')
I have missed Murph being the Amir's crazy guardian! Haven't seen it since Trust Fall lol. It all started when he cut his hair
Why the hell did I laugh at "bitch handed"? Lol
I'm a little high.
Lmao I never realized how funny that line is
I love how at around 0:54 Jake turns to the right when it's obvious that dude came from the opposite side.
Amir that was such a thoughtful gift. 365 coupons, one of those must be useful
Compared to most of the newer Jake and Amir episodes this one is outstanding. Had the right amount of everything
Just realized this was uploaded on my birthday. I'm gonna assume it absolutely wasn't a coincidence
*birfday
+ClosedCurtainFilms murphday
I dont know what is about this series that is so addictive i know is not good but i really like it. Keep it this way!!
and they never saw jake agin
+Garvey Peterson the end :)
+OtakuGamer27 What anime is your pic from?
He got murphed
This came out the day before my birthday. thank you!
hahaha I love Jakes reactions to Murph!!!
Amir should have said "That'll be $100" at the end.
My wife hears Jake and Amir so much that when I once accidentally hit her with a notepad, she went: "Ah! You sliced me! You really diced me!"
$150, the going rate!
These are my favourite humans on youtube :)
Is it just me who'd like a full version of Amir singing In da Club?
I'll consider myself truly old the first year I don't watch this on my birthday
you sliced me ye ye ye really diced me
OMG today's my birthday!! :D Yay! Can't wait to watch this :P
Jake now owes amir $100 for the rap
This sketch has just joined my college humor hall of fame
Gotta admit that I expected Amir to say BirFday every time and Jake to get mad about it. You surprised me. I like that.
love these guys!
this is the first video i'm watching as a 29 year old, where's my Two-Nine Fish Sandwich
I want that coupon book! :D
Yeah I would that.
Best Jake and Amir in a long time :)
This video is perfect because it was released on my birthday. So Jake if it's actually your birthday, happy birthday to you too
They just made a comeback in my book
Yes! I watched ALL the videos!!! And all before classes start. Muahaha you no longer have power over me collegehumor!!!
Darude - Sandstorm
Will Sublett Are you following me or something that's the third time someone replied to me with Darude.
Me and Jake have the same birthday :O
happy birthday
It's your birfday!!!
HAPPY MURPHDAY!!!!
I have bithday today too :D
This video is old though so it's not today
I watch this video every year on my birfday.
Murph makes every episode better. I love his over acting.
OMG this was uploaded on my birthday! :DD
Happy very late birthday
I love this episode
I kind of wanted Amir to come to the rescue at the end with the punch coupon. Oh well.
Happy Birthday, Jake.
I hate myself for not being able to not come back to this golden egg of a hecc
"l'm leaking, murphy!"
Honestly amir tries so hard, hiring a waiter in tails to bring him a two nine fish sandwich. I feel for him.
You sliced him! On his favourite day of the year, Jake!
Finally a good one.
Should’ve gotten him the Deluxe Package
Happy Birthday Jake!!! It's ma birthday today!!! LEOOO for life!!! HOOOO
"They get better!"
This reminded me of old-school J &A :)
I wanna know what the other 359 coupons were !?
Lol I didn't wait haha it was great! :) Great way to end my birthday.
i want some murphday cake.
I seriously love murph when he rages!
"you've never been shot" are you sure about that jake? amir's lived a very perilous life
It's my birfday and all I can think of is Amir saying "one year till you reach the wipe old age of dirty!"
This was uploaded on my birfday 3 years ago
Yay this came out on my birthday! :D
Free of *STYLE*
These guys were my current age by the time I started watching CollegeHumor SHEESH
I don't really know what CollegeHumor is without them now though
After years, i'm finally starting to feel bad for Amir.
Jake inhales do deep when he smells the book 😂
This was really funny! good job!
I want to see all the coupons!
Amir has no problem expressing his love for Jake but Jake tries to act like he hates it. Y'all are best friends and you know it. STOP RESISTING!
what is Jake's plaid? It's super nice looking and I want it
"Free impression, from Amir" I know where to get a great Seinfeld impression, from Amir... (prank war)
Amir is so thoughtful and caring.
Love the role murphy plays, so funny!
My favorite video tbh
hey jake haha , love your videos but I was wondering where you got your hoody :P
It actually got funny at the end!
I legitimately liked this one.