Jake and Amir: Compost

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @kevinfarrell9304
    @kevinfarrell9304 8 лет назад +778

    idk why but "I flossed in the autumn" is so funny to me

    • @rorybray7356
      @rorybray7356 6 лет назад +3

      The way he says it 😂😂😂

    • @rasmuss-h1897
      @rasmuss-h1897 5 лет назад

      for the tooth fare

    • @likestxrscream
      @likestxrscream 5 лет назад

      underrated J&A line

    • @taylorchumis4145
      @taylorchumis4145 5 лет назад +20

      It's the notion of a standard daily routine of personal hygiene being interpreted as some transformative overseas apprenticeship that a bourgeois English boy takes and recounted with the same cadence

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 3 года назад +3

      @@taylorchumis4145 excuse you

  • @rdear
    @rdear 5 лет назад +242

    Murph off camera yelling, “Where is she!?” was my favorite part. He does irrationally angry so well!

    • @DoctorX17
      @DoctorX17 Год назад +1

      Murph is a treasure

  • @soren5312
    @soren5312 9 лет назад +747

    what shirt is jake wearing in this. I legit want/need dis shirt. we dont even have to wear it on the same day.

    • @lukebaron8944
      @lukebaron8944 4 года назад +52

      damn 4 years later and nobody knows his shirt

    • @michaelpalacios9168
      @michaelpalacios9168 4 года назад +91

      probably forever 21. there's a unisex section upstairs.

    • @hallowdepths
      @hallowdepths 4 года назад +17

      Blew your cover there, then 3 follow-up email that says:
      "Please disregard"
      "Please disregard"
      "Please disregard"

    • @Dontlook36
      @Dontlook36 4 года назад +1

      Amir??

    • @HIKAJO
      @HIKAJO 4 года назад +1

      You can alternate.

  • @touchly
    @touchly 8 лет назад +774

    i don't want to be afraid today

  • @MrDoubleInfinity
    @MrDoubleInfinity 9 лет назад +156

    "I don't want to be afraid on my aunt's birthday" is the best fucking J&A line I swear to god I laugh out loud every time.

  • @benjaminkamp1375
    @benjaminkamp1375 3 года назад +332

    Can't believe it took me so many years to spot that Murph pops his head up a bit too early at 2:13

  • @jackdi2959
    @jackdi2959 9 лет назад +443

    I said I flossed in the autumn to my dentist

  • @Dalailama420
    @Dalailama420 8 лет назад +289

    Murph is the most righteous bully in the world

  • @TheAverageReviewer10
    @TheAverageReviewer10 9 лет назад +157

    3:45 Murph turned into Batman.

  • @TheLazyKey
    @TheLazyKey 10 лет назад +150

    "Gid (noun) - A disease found in sheep."
    "Composting is an energy efficient way to recycle and garden."
    That's pretty much the extent of my educational experience with CollegeHumor.
    I'll probably forget both of those things by tomorrow.

    • @Jusman010
      @Jusman010 10 лет назад +16

      How did you not know what composting was?

    • @MrCoolrthenu
      @MrCoolrthenu 2 года назад +4

      So did you remember them tomorrow?

  • @rupertcornholio209
    @rupertcornholio209 8 лет назад +166

    I flossed in the autumn

  • @kidyuki1
    @kidyuki1 5 лет назад +48

    "Mm, what's it taste like, Jake?"
    "..limes"
    Underrated line

    • @kidyuki1
      @kidyuki1 4 года назад +5

      @Ivan Gotsukdov I just think it's funny. I guess it's sort of a subversion of expectations. A bunch of decaying matter in a bucket, I'd expect Murph to say "what's it taste like, Jake?" and for Jake to say that it tastes awful or it tastes like shit or like garbage or some other horrid thing, but instead, it just tastes like limes, and he says it so matter-of-fact-ly.

    • @ophirshuchami8188
      @ophirshuchami8188 3 года назад +1

      @@kidyuki1 i always thought it was lymes, as in the disease

    • @nicholasruble3262
      @nicholasruble3262 3 года назад

      I'm pretty sure he said "slime."

    • @brettlarson912
      @brettlarson912 3 года назад +2

      @@nicholasruble3262 nah definitely “limes” there was an s at the end there

  • @morbidchid
    @morbidchid 10 лет назад +64

    The moment Jake started acting like Jake and Murph showed up I lost it.
    "I don't want to be afraid today"

  • @Quinnton622
    @Quinnton622 10 лет назад +16

    Definitely the BEST jake and amir i have seen. it had all the best aspects of J&A in one episode: amir doing his weird thing, jake being proved wrong, jake being weird again, jake being afraid, and murph kicking ass.......110/10 IGN

  • @LachlanFountain
    @LachlanFountain 8 лет назад +238

    when amir said "mustard on tha beat" i lost everything

  • @ATStirzaker
    @ATStirzaker 10 лет назад +24

    I love the episodes in which Jake isn't just a regular guy but actually a weirdo like Amir. This episode had both and I enjoyed it a lot.

  • @billygabrielz
    @billygabrielz 10 лет назад +16

    The fact that this was a more dynamic episode is what made it so much funnier.

  • @SamLewis6
    @SamLewis6 8 лет назад +524

    murph was great in this

    • @svucozixean1989
      @svucozixean1989 6 лет назад +11

      Sam Lewis murph's always great

    • @breascott4367
      @breascott4367 6 лет назад +12

      Literally my favourite sub plot is the fact that Murph bullies Jake

  • @dropout
    @dropout 10 лет назад +54

  • @havingteawiththedevil
    @havingteawiththedevil 10 лет назад +93

    I love how Jake acts when he's insecure or wrong about something, lmao.

  • @ablationer
    @ablationer 8 лет назад +19

    Look at Jake's face at 2:39 I wonder how many times they had to reshoot it.

  • @pilegaardRas
    @pilegaardRas 3 года назад +6

    This was the last Jake and Amir video before the finale. And I am happy to say they went out with a bang

  • @robertanderson4921
    @robertanderson4921 3 года назад +8

    I love that Jake and Amir established that Murph terrifies and bullies Jake, and now thanks to NADDPod Murph terrifies and bullies Jake for a living.

  • @Gabeghouls
    @Gabeghouls 7 лет назад +38

    "i dont wanna be afraid today"
    Same, Jake. Same.

  • @DKFProductions
    @DKFProductions 10 лет назад +26

    These last few episodes have been hilarious.

  • @lukesta12
    @lukesta12 10 лет назад +20

    2:04 as soon as I heard that im like "oh murphs gonna be mad"

  • @NintendoWizard24
    @NintendoWizard24 10 лет назад +1257

    can i get an episode were jake beats the snot out of Murphy

    • @tdasas11
      @tdasas11 10 лет назад +88

      I hate Murph's character. I get that they try to make a scrawny little bitch make Jake afraid but it's not funny and really not cool on their part to make jokes about his physique.

    • @NintendoWizard24
      @NintendoWizard24 10 лет назад +58

      honestly i think jake can take him in a fight

    • @tdasas11
      @tdasas11 10 лет назад +17

      Yeah, you can even see how much he is struggling not to laugh at him when he tries to appear scared. I guess he needed the 'WEAK" scream to save him from laughing and having to do a million redo's after every threat or command Murph spits out of his below average looking face.

    • @tobyphillips4312
      @tobyphillips4312 10 лет назад +70

      Tadas Urbonas lol wtf Murph isn't a scrawny little bitch

    • @NintendoWizard24
      @NintendoWizard24 10 лет назад +7

      Tadas Urbonas well i mean i dont hate the actor he's funny in some sketches but in jake and amir i want him beat up

  • @GreatConman
    @GreatConman 10 лет назад +39

    'Everyone then googles the word gid'

    • @Hawkfire25
      @Hawkfire25 7 лет назад +1

      Matt Kaye I actually already know it. And that is why nobody loves me.

  • @MangoLassie142
    @MangoLassie142 4 года назад +5

    2:17 rivals Den's entrance for best all time entrance in Jake and Amir

  • @BakerbrothertvOfficial
    @BakerbrothertvOfficial 10 лет назад +197

    **insert comment about how College Humour isn't as funny as it was back in 1967**

    • @thenamelessone6119
      @thenamelessone6119 4 года назад +10

      You can't deny CH has gone downhill since the moonlanding.

  • @brandonhaney55
    @brandonhaney55 3 года назад +6

    At 0:26 does Amir say "mustard on the beat"?

  • @JaelenGames
    @JaelenGames 10 лет назад +43

    It's always funny when Amir wins and makes Jake look like the idiot.

  • @juicifer9124
    @juicifer9124 10 лет назад +215

    I pick the worst fucking videos to watch while eating.

    • @howtosay7072
      @howtosay7072 10 лет назад +1

      Same problem..

    • @ToxicWolf1132
      @ToxicWolf1132 10 лет назад +2

      *eats compost* I don't see what your problem is, I'm enjoying a nice meal while watching this

    • @UtubeJKZ
      @UtubeJKZ 10 лет назад +1

      luckily you weren't eating while you were watching this :D

    • @Arisat0
      @Arisat0 10 лет назад +1

      I watch Dexter when I eat

    • @Junebug89
      @Junebug89 10 лет назад

      I was eating, clicked on this video, then realized I was opening a -Jake and Amir- video called fucking "Compost" while I was eating, and decided I might watch it later.

  • @matthewgonzalez2727
    @matthewgonzalez2727 10 лет назад +4

    I love how they got every facet of Jake in this one

  • @TurtleBerd
    @TurtleBerd 5 лет назад +5

    Every once in a while I search for the video where Murph goes to find Jakes aunt. "WHERE IS SHE!?" always gets me

  • @PinkManGuy
    @PinkManGuy 2 года назад +2

    "Perfect! You're *wrong!*" I love how Jake says that. There's so much aggressive correcting in his tone.

  • @fiachrasayshi
    @fiachrasayshi 10 лет назад +189

    Did anyone else search gid?

  • @non_brewed_condiment
    @non_brewed_condiment 9 месяцев назад +1

    Have they reacted to this one yet? Seeds, I flossed in the Autumn, I don't want to be afraid today and Murph-Day are all absolute gold

  • @nesniping6378
    @nesniping6378 8 лет назад +5

    I forgot how funny this shit was😂 It's hard to find skits that legitimately make you laugh but the randomness and bizarreness of these never fail to. "what'd you have for breakfast?" "seeds" I'm done bro

  • @MangoLassie142
    @MangoLassie142 4 года назад +3

    2:17 might be the best visual comedy in Jake and Amir history

  • @pffft5679
    @pffft5679 8 лет назад +16

    1:45 then there would be no point in the compoost bin...

  • @ericinpublico2079
    @ericinpublico2079 5 лет назад +2

    4 years later, still gold

  • @Axelrun1994
    @Axelrun1994 10 лет назад

    one of the better episodes of jake and amir in the past month, bravo ch team! :)

  • @MisterDrBadass
    @MisterDrBadass 10 лет назад +1

    Jake and Amir is by far the best series on CollegeHumor

  • @Ehecod
    @Ehecod 10 лет назад +6

    "I don't wanna be afraid today" lol

  • @BlackThunderFish
    @BlackThunderFish 10 лет назад

    These are the shows that I enjoy the most, keep it up.

  • @xwinger15
    @xwinger15 Год назад +1

    1:58 the lid opening seemingly on its own is so funny

  • @jrjubach
    @jrjubach 9 лет назад +27

    "It's plenty okay." LOL

  • @AndrewProTV
    @AndrewProTV 10 лет назад +275

    The correct term for gluten-free, sugarless, vegan brownies is "compost."

    • @psi9343
      @psi9343 10 лет назад +10

      I smiled for one second after reading your comment.

    • @matthewse2882
      @matthewse2882 10 лет назад +1

      hey I'm subscribed to you!

    • @AndrewProTV
      @AndrewProTV 10 лет назад

      Sherman Kyle :)

    • @CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3
      @CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 10 лет назад +11

      ***** Everytime a vegan/vegetarian/glutonian complains about the menu at my cafe, I tell them there's a beautiful lawn of grass outside, bon appetite. We sell food here.

    • @TheElitedeath
      @TheElitedeath 10 лет назад +8

      CircumcisionIsChildAbuse As a vegetarian, I hate people like that. You can't control what people serve/like to eat just let it go. Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of vegetarians that agree with me. I promise we aren't all like that

  • @bailey6408
    @bailey6408 Год назад +1

    “Murphy?”
    “Brian!?”
    “WHERE IS SHE!”
    genius

  • @MasterZingospot
    @MasterZingospot 10 лет назад

    yes please this is the best jake and amir in a while more like this

  • @Oparer
    @Oparer 7 лет назад

    This is still by time the best outro card ever made on this channel.

  • @xClassicRockx1
    @xClassicRockx1 10 лет назад

    murph episodes are the best. Thank you college humor

  • @CodedMango
    @CodedMango 8 лет назад +12

    I'm watching this as "Damn, Daniel" is a thing

  • @MachineGunELl
    @MachineGunELl 8 лет назад +3

    ''Mustard on the beat'' im dead

  • @ApartmentViews
    @ApartmentViews 10 лет назад +1

    "I flossed in the autumn," was my favorite line I think.

  • @fcawley2042
    @fcawley2042 Год назад +4

    Mustard on tha beat

    • @asaldi092
      @asaldi092 6 месяцев назад +3

      They predicted the Kendrick and drake beef

  • @d4nisg0d
    @d4nisg0d 10 лет назад +1

    one of the best episodes yet, so funny :D
    please keep murphs character the way it is, this is hilarious

  • @smokejc
    @smokejc 8 лет назад +1

    2:39 is one of the funniest Murph moments ever. You can see Amir laughing.

  • @jilly1381
    @jilly1381 10 лет назад +4

    WHERE IS SHE
    I'm quite sure I died and was somehow resurrected back to life when I heard Murph yell that

  • @starvingdeveloper2987
    @starvingdeveloper2987 8 лет назад +2

    0:54 I flossed in the Autumn

  • @dannyphehe
    @dannyphehe 10 лет назад +2

    I love Murph in J&A. Especially how Jake acts around him.

  • @Greed0Vasily
    @Greed0Vasily 10 лет назад

    Damn I loved the energy you both gave in this one. This is what we want to see.

  • @WeaselHorizon
    @WeaselHorizon 9 лет назад

    Look at the face Amir makes when Jake tells him "Gid" isn't the right answer 1:17 XD

  • @summersbrother
    @summersbrother 4 года назад +1

    Proof that Amir isn't a chipmunk. He's obviously a squirrel

  • @NINJABUNNYization
    @NINJABUNNYization 8 лет назад +9

    Murph turned into Jasper at the end there

    • @NINJABUNNYization
      @NINJABUNNYization 8 лет назад +1

      Sam S I feel like we should get to know each other further, but I recognize your interest in me :D

  • @spyrofan9681
    @spyrofan9681 10 лет назад +6

    Goddamn I love the Murph episodes

  • @rheadewan113
    @rheadewan113 10 лет назад +2

    Oh my god I missed Murph in these so much!! So funny 😂😂

  • @cocomonkilla
    @cocomonkilla 2 года назад +1

    HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE!!!
    BREAD BLUE, FLIGHT *SIXTY-NINE*

  • @plasticbutler
    @plasticbutler 10 лет назад

    I can't not notice Jake's smile lines.
    It just gets more and more... there.

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac 10 лет назад +1

    My new reply to my dentist:
    "I flossed in the autumn"!

  • @HotWombat47
    @HotWombat47 10 лет назад

    Tbh I think this was one of the best jake and Amir episodes in a while

  • @Superdarkcloud666
    @Superdarkcloud666 9 лет назад +1

    1:59
    Jake: No I don't. I had my fingers crossed. *Holds up crossed fingers*
    Amir: Oh that's so bullshi-
    *Jake shoots him. A cheer goes up in the office*

  • @15Lanzo15
    @15Lanzo15 10 лет назад +2

    I'm starting to think that Murph is ALIAS for "John Wolf" also known as Global.

  • @Xenergenox
    @Xenergenox 10 лет назад

    best one in a while, good work guys.

  • @patrick2307
    @patrick2307 14 дней назад +3

    Did he say MUSTARD PN THE BEAT??? 😮

  • @theramo0
    @theramo0 3 года назад

    I come back here every now and then for Amir's songs at the beginning. Ba na na.

  • @constantlywaiting1480
    @constantlywaiting1480 4 года назад +1

    For those wondering, this is the last non-finale Jake and Amir episode

  • @annaab2001
    @annaab2001 9 лет назад +1

    "WHERE is she?!" love when Murphy's in these!!!

  • @Yrenne
    @Yrenne 5 лет назад

    "I don't wanna be afraid today" is one of the funniest lines in all of J&A.

  • @knutolof
    @knutolof 10 лет назад

    @2:13 Murph's head is slightly showing. (hate these kinds of comments so apologies all around)

  • @Bobbleheads56
    @Bobbleheads56 3 года назад +1

    Both amir and later jake enjoy eating seeds as a meal

  • @elijahdonb7553
    @elijahdonb7553 2 года назад +1

    Even tho I already know it in advance now, it definitely feels like Amir set Jake up with the GID thing. Like he knows so well how Jake will come after him on something like that so he baited him. Maybe im trippin

  • @CilanSteele
    @CilanSteele 10 лет назад

    I think this is the best Jake performance I've seen yet

  • @ericforeman1562
    @ericforeman1562 10 лет назад

    I died when he said "mustard on that beat"! Lmfao 420

  • @leoschuehle1170
    @leoschuehle1170 3 года назад +2

    Lol is Murph just gonna go search for Jakes aunt at the end? Hilarious

  • @QuarkGluonPlasma
    @QuarkGluonPlasma 4 года назад +1

    You can see the top of Murph's head at 2:13

  • @MisterEric
    @MisterEric 10 лет назад

    Best jake and amir in a while!

  • @gally1207
    @gally1207 8 лет назад

    I miss this... Stayed up all night playing Destiny watching these videos miss them ;(

  • @CZnoob
    @CZnoob 10 лет назад

    after months finally an epic episode!

  • @mattiacallian
    @mattiacallian 4 года назад

    The writing for this one is so good

  • @jlegasp
    @jlegasp 10 лет назад +2

    Ah man haven't laughed like this for a while at a jake and amir vid. Murph makes this vid worth while. They need to include him more as well as Pat. Have some of the original writers mix it up. It would be cool if they could have Streeter and Sarah com over to do a special. SEIZE THE CHEESE JAKE AND AMIR!!!

  • @circusrattt
    @circusrattt 10 лет назад +2

    Murph! Every episode is awesome if Murphy is in it.

  • @ottovonwulffen6865
    @ottovonwulffen6865 8 лет назад +1

    Knowing this is the last episode before the finale makes me so sad...

  • @chrisalarcon17
    @chrisalarcon17 10 лет назад +6

    mustard on the beat

  • @cassiecaudill5158
    @cassiecaudill5158 10 лет назад +81

    Jake you actually didn't have to eat it it's not and official bet until you shake on it and you didn't

    • @Xenro66
      @Xenro66 10 лет назад +13

      It was official, it was a verbal contract.

    • @mauricioledezma5545
      @mauricioledezma5545 10 лет назад +2

      Jordan O'C won't hold up in court so he wouldn't have to do it

    • @jaredstein123421
      @jaredstein123421 10 лет назад +3

      Mauricio Ledezma Yes a verbal agreement does hold up in court dumbass

    • @mauricioledezma5545
      @mauricioledezma5545 10 лет назад +1

      jared stein no need for insults bro and the only way I see it holding up is if it has been filmed

    • @jlegasp
      @jlegasp 10 лет назад +5

      Tell that to Murph :)
      !!!!!!He's coming to your aunt's b-day!!!!!!

  • @SuperSpiderme
    @SuperSpiderme 3 года назад

    It probably shows I have watched this video too many times but you can see Murph's head bounce one time right after Jake says come on dude before he comes all the way up

  • @FlatScreenNinja
    @FlatScreenNinja 8 лет назад

    Gone but not forgotten

  • @silverhoof9069
    @silverhoof9069 10 лет назад

    I liked this episode alot more than the others, since there is finaly a 3rd charector for once in the last i dont know how many episodes

  • @Ahoffman3942
    @Ahoffman3942 10 лет назад +2

    Alot of people really overthink these videos. If you don't like them, don't watch them! Think the videos are getting worse or changing to not fit your liking? Good! RUclips is a vast world and there's lots of other, smaller subscribers who would love for you to watch their videos!!! Just don't complain, no one really cares.