Jake and Amir: Corduroy Pant

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  • @darthvader952
    @darthvader952 5 лет назад +957

    The take away from this episode is that Jake gets invited to booze cruises.

  • @kalebg.7507
    @kalebg.7507 4 года назад +632

    Seven years later I still say, "Your lies are catching up with you Blumenfeld." And no one understands still lol

    • @user84074
      @user84074 3 года назад +50

      How you gonna play this one, bud?

    • @elizabethrb
      @elizabethrb 3 года назад +5

      ME TOO

    • @skullofrebellion6653
      @skullofrebellion6653 3 года назад +19

      Lmao I always do the "Hello my name is ____ and I'm a piece of shit" so much loll

    • @wolfgangouille
      @wolfgangouille 3 года назад +7

      Tough. Let's get an imaginary beer.

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 3 года назад +32

      Weird, everyone's name is Amir Blumenfeld so they should get it

  • @somniloguy12
    @somniloguy12 9 лет назад +1520

    This is the ultimate insecure Jake episode, showing that in the end they kind of deserved each other

    • @that_one_momo_guy
      @that_one_momo_guy 9 лет назад +98

      +The Will of G I love the episodes where Jake turns into a complete douchebag and Amir is just a normal guy hahahahaha.

    • @spicerc1244
      @spicerc1244 4 года назад +23

      And Amir is so dependent on Jake he's like "of course I'll ignore the hospital, why do you need to ask?"

  • @adeklin1027
    @adeklin1027 7 лет назад +684

    the fact that Jake was 'holding back' this whole time thinking she was dead

    • @louisfaithfull497
      @louisfaithfull497 2 года назад +18

      the best final line

    • @brendontompa-clinch2306
      @brendontompa-clinch2306 11 месяцев назад +9

      You have got to be SHITTING ME WITH THAT!

    • @adeklin1027
      @adeklin1027 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@brendontompa-clinch2306 I shit you not!!! 6 years later at this EXACT moment u typed that..I was just watching these two 😂

    • @brendontompa-clinch2306
      @brendontompa-clinch2306 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@adeklin1027 woah trippy haha

    • @freddysw
      @freddysw 4 месяца назад

      @@adeklin1027 YOU WERE ON YOUR PHONE!!! YOU WERE ON YOUR PHONE!!!

  • @AronAdler
    @AronAdler 10 лет назад +492

    "If anybody heard that and didn't laugh, I urge you to reconsider"

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 года назад +12

      “Another joke for everybody, that's Christian *Ball”*

    • @kalebg.7507
      @kalebg.7507 4 года назад +9

      @@Winteramen I always loved the consistency of how when Jake gets insecure he mispronounces things like names lol

    • @pappadarappa
      @pappadarappa 3 года назад +5

      Used this irl, scored a pity laugh 💪

    • @arabwaluigi5248
      @arabwaluigi5248 2 года назад +1

      I do this irl everytime my horrible puns don't amuse people

    • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
      @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 2 года назад +1

      Aron Adler the part that makes me laugh out loud every time I watch

  • @dannyphehe
    @dannyphehe 10 лет назад +596

    I love how Jake has to take a break from his beer chug

  • @coopercostantino17
    @coopercostantino17 7 лет назад +536

    I like how every time jake wears something he’s insecure about he admits to some form of incest

  • @ThrillaWhale
    @ThrillaWhale 10 лет назад +2255

    I'm going to say it. Asshole Jake episodes are my favorite by far.

    • @BodTheGrinch
      @BodTheGrinch 10 лет назад +58

      Haha I might be with you there dude. This is probably the best of the asshole Jake episodes, too. Such a good rant. That's Christian Ball.

    • @Yoni123
      @Yoni123 10 лет назад +3

      BodTheGrinch and the family slip was epic in this one too (brother).

    • @SirNilzey
      @SirNilzey 10 лет назад +6

      He tries too hard.

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 10 лет назад +13

      It's so weird when they reverse. I have to think of Amir saying it instead.

    • @dragkilla32
      @dragkilla32 10 лет назад +16

      Micah Philson for fuck sake

  • @starfox300
    @starfox300 11 лет назад +387

    "Are you sad are me?"
    lmao

    • @meechivelli
      @meechivelli 9 лет назад +5

      "That's not what I said" LMAOO

  • @Hirsch13
    @Hirsch13 12 лет назад +105

    I love how Amir just completely ignores Jake's incest confession this time

  • @jeremybuckets
    @jeremybuckets 2 года назад +90

    I've probably spent more than 10 hours of my life over the past decade just on this video. Easily my top J&A episode of all time.

    • @chilldude30
      @chilldude30 2 года назад +5

      I'll fi- SLIM fitting cords

    • @Andy_Wells
      @Andy_Wells Год назад +1

      Absolutely me too. Best episode ever.

  • @Yaktopan
    @Yaktopan 4 года назад +158

    i love how jake texts amir for fashion advice canonically

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 2 года назад +11

      Well, Amir wears J-Crew, so we know he's got swag.

  • @thematthewyoung
    @thematthewyoung 9 лет назад +1363

    are you sad are me?

    • @SuperPiposaru
      @SuperPiposaru 9 лет назад +47

      Matthew Young
      that's.....not what I said

    • @MoneyPanda1091
      @MoneyPanda1091 9 лет назад +25

      are you done being a jackass?

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 9 лет назад +15

      +Zach Varda I'M ALL BEERS!

    • @OhplsAndrew
      @OhplsAndrew 8 лет назад +13

      *glugluglugluglug*

    • @NotMac
      @NotMac 7 лет назад +17

      Batman *breather* gluglugluglug

  • @OmniSzron
    @OmniSzron 3 года назад +63

    This might be the pinnacle of J&A. So many amazing lines. Such a wonderful cap. Also, "if you're the trunk, then you got punked" is masterfully delivered.

    • @ehill1536
      @ehill1536 Год назад

      There are too many I could pick from but the double date series with Murph is my goto. The Fired series is the runner-up. (Edit: blind to double.)

  • @TriforceTK
    @TriforceTK 8 лет назад +594

    My pants are too tight, and that ain't right.

    • @EffectedEarth
      @EffectedEarth 8 лет назад +19

      Every emo ever

    • @fairefozza6406
      @fairefozza6406 7 лет назад +1

      EffectedEarth I write my poetry
      You won't know what it means
      BU THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

    • @fairefozza6406
      @fairefozza6406 7 лет назад +1

      *Guitar solo*

    • @nukiradio
      @nukiradio 5 лет назад +1

      Agreed

    • @roxxram9151
      @roxxram9151 5 лет назад +6

      He's too thick of calf and quad

  • @majiira
    @majiira 6 лет назад +49

    this is one of their best-written and best-acted skits

  • @mattsen4297
    @mattsen4297 Год назад +28

    2:21 the way jake desperately looks around to see if anyone laughed is the funniest thing ever

    • @paul_warner
      @paul_warner Год назад +4

      I love how quickly he becomes utterly crestfallen.

  • @niheathcote
    @niheathcote 10 лет назад +235

    Lucy you got some splainin to doo

  • @AndrewPonti
    @AndrewPonti 6 месяцев назад +10

    "Cuz you were BUSY OPERATING ON HER?" Gets me every time.

  • @StylishWrestling
    @StylishWrestling 9 лет назад +49

    The shot at the start where it zooms in on Amir as Jake's cords border the frame is fucking genius.

  • @Andy_Wells
    @Andy_Wells Год назад +3

    This is absolutely, hands down, my favourite Jake and Amir episode of all time.

  • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
    @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 9 лет назад +42

    This is definitely my favourite 'Jake is an asshole' episode. His immense sarcasm and shock about the hospital not having cellphone service was hilarious.

  • @dynaboyjl.4220
    @dynaboyjl.4220 3 года назад +32

    That first "you have gotta be SHITTING me with that, dude!" is really the climax of this. That pure wall of rage from out of nowhere. I love it.

  • @KungFuFarting
    @KungFuFarting 6 лет назад +15

    "If anyone heard that and didn't laugh I urge you to reconsider." kills me every time

  • @Aragnam
    @Aragnam 9 лет назад +12

    "Hi, how are you, I'm Amir Blumenfeld and I'm a piece of shit -- can I please call you back?" Lol.

  • @TheDailyWho
    @TheDailyWho 9 лет назад +40

    I watched this three years ago and I still say "LOOCY, YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAININ' TO DO!"

  • @chris_1988
    @chris_1988 11 лет назад +13

    Every line in this episode is so perfect and the way they deliver them is just great.

  • @np2118
    @np2118 3 года назад +30

    Jake chugged an imaginary bottle of beer in just two goes. What a man

  • @davidbruce1304
    @davidbruce1304 6 лет назад +35

    "My mom was in a car accident so my entire family was with her at the hospital"
    "Are you done being a jackass?"
    LOLOLOL

  • @rocketovs
    @rocketovs 12 лет назад +28

    one of my favourite endings. "you gotta be SHITTING me with that!"

  • @user84074
    @user84074 3 года назад +69

    Really good acting from both parties here
    2:18 especially from Jake with that really insecure double take he does right after "Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do!"
    Such a subtle move but golden 😂

  • @DaringDasher
    @DaringDasher 10 лет назад +10

    This is literally the best episode of Jake and Amir EVER

  • @hallokity123
    @hallokity123 11 лет назад +71

    it feels so 'it's always sunny in philadelphia'-ish

  • @tradingcamerongame
    @tradingcamerongame 3 года назад +9

    "are you sad are me" lmao

  • @peepysheepy
    @peepysheepy 8 лет назад +82

    LUCY YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ TO DO

  • @miks8
    @miks8 11 лет назад +173

    No, its their thing. Jake gets all weird when its about appearance

  • @jackboneart
    @jackboneart 3 года назад +17

    To this day, along with "I can shit shower and shave in 30 seconds flat" Jake's "Your lies are catching up with you Blumenfeld. Hm, I dunno. How you gonna play this one bud?" is a quote that comes to mind on a regular basis lol

  • @peachforce
    @peachforce 10 лет назад +74

    2:37
    We're saying "oy oy oy" for different reasons than you think.

  • @thehermeticlibrary2581
    @thehermeticlibrary2581 2 года назад +4

    How are these men not more famous? Superb comedic acting from both of them. This sketch is by far the best representation of the "Insecure Jake" character.

  • @zyto7904
    @zyto7904 3 года назад +12

    "She's not dead"
    "You gotta be SHITTING me with that"

  • @euansmith3092
    @euansmith3092 9 лет назад +15

    Amir's facial expression at 0:12 is one of the best moments ever on Jake and Amir

  • @Yoni123
    @Yoni123 10 лет назад +45

    the new collegehumor site doesnt have the capability anymore to watch all jake and amir episodes in chronological order. whos up for making a youtube playlist for that? :p

    • @Yoni123
      @Yoni123 5 месяцев назад +1

      Anyone?

  • @ImSquiggs
    @ImSquiggs 4 года назад +13

    I love how watching one insecure Jake video about a chin strap can send you down a day-long rabbit hole of Insecure Jake videos, hahah.

  • @xRand0mHero
    @xRand0mHero 5 месяцев назад +1

    The best Jake and Amir episode

  • @SASJKL
    @SASJKL 9 лет назад +60

    christian ball is the funniest thing

  • @PickleJello
    @PickleJello 3 года назад +24

    I like to imagine that most Jake and Amir episodes are Jake's imagination and insecure Jake episodes are real life. He likes to imagine that guy who sits across from him who is generally kinda tired of him is absolutely desperate for his friendship.

  • @quesuerte1461
    @quesuerte1461 9 лет назад +3

    "Oi oi oi....." that plus the motion absolutely killed me

  • @mrsuperman2003
    @mrsuperman2003 9 лет назад +7

    This is one of my favourite videos

  • @rouge939
    @rouge939 4 месяца назад

    So many funny lines but my fav is probably
    “I’m sorry your moms dead”
    “she’s not dead”
    “You gotta be shittin me with that”

  • @dirtylinny3279
    @dirtylinny3279 5 месяцев назад +2

    the most underrated thing about this specific jake and amir is the crotch shot of jake right at the start, actually too fucking funny

  • @lucozade8373
    @lucozade8373 5 лет назад +4

    This is one of my faves
    So many great one liners

  • @chasesad
    @chasesad 6 месяцев назад +5

    are you sad at me?? Classic Barsh. That ain’t right.

  • @OhplsAndrew
    @OhplsAndrew 8 лет назад +9

    If you're the trunk, then you got punked! Words to live by.

  • @randosavich
    @randosavich Год назад +2

    I’m surprise this only has 2 million views because I’m at least 1 million of them

  • @stinkywater007
    @stinkywater007 Год назад +2

    Jerkin your gerkin is the funiest moment of all College humor history

  • @writingsongsforfrogs5672
    @writingsongsforfrogs5672 8 лет назад +46

    I personally like Jake's pants

    • @armitx9
      @armitx9 4 года назад +3

      you're wrong sorry

  • @summercide8794
    @summercide8794 10 лет назад +4

    I swear these Jake an Amir switching places comments are never going to get old. 3 years an still going strong, We're all new here.

  • @guitarandrums
    @guitarandrums 11 лет назад +189

    The oy oyoy was the most jewish thing i have ever seen

    • @surelock3221
      @surelock3221 7 лет назад +6

      I didn't even know it was a jewish thing until I saw this

    • @mikelor84
      @mikelor84 5 лет назад +1

      @@surelock3221 really? I've heard that in almost every jew impersonation ever lol

    • @surelock3221
      @surelock3221 5 лет назад +4

      @@mikelor84 When I was little I would occasionally hear a non-jewish person use it, now I never hear it at all aside from this vid

  • @ElvisLivesUpstairs
    @ElvisLivesUpstairs 10 месяцев назад +1

    I remember watching these when they came out 😂 still funny..i miss old RUclips

  • @randomer24700
    @randomer24700 11 лет назад +1

    I swear to god these are the two funniest guys I have ever seen. So damn smart!

  • @GetSumNutz
    @GetSumNutz 11 лет назад +11

    I was literally in tears at the "Your lies are catching up to you now" part

  • @deadbonesbrook8950
    @deadbonesbrook8950 10 лет назад +79

    lol i love insecure jake/normal amir

  • @itswill6987
    @itswill6987 5 лет назад +11

    I love when Jake is the weird one

  • @johnc8209
    @johnc8209 3 года назад +2

    This is the best jake and amir ever

  • @KyleSisco
    @KyleSisco 3 года назад

    Perhaps the best episode of Jake and Amir, and I have seen them all multiple times

  • @cactusr6265
    @cactusr6265 4 года назад +3

    I've always wanted to say "If anyone heard that and didn't laugh, I'd urge you to reconsider" in public but I've nay got a chance.

  • @biamlutler8485
    @biamlutler8485 8 лет назад +62

    40 seconds: sounds just like Ryan Reynolds in deadpool

  • @CringeLover
    @CringeLover 10 лет назад +10

    This is the funniest, abusive relationship I've ever seen.

  • @Josh-st6pu
    @Josh-st6pu 3 года назад +2

    you’ve gotta be SHITTING me with that

  • @DoubleDgurl16
    @DoubleDgurl16 11 лет назад +1

    I LOVE when Jake act like Amir. It's not only funny, but for some reason he seems so freaking awesome

  • @zombieheadzman
    @zombieheadzman 3 года назад +4

    The OG gaslighter 💀💀💀

  • @paddynbob
    @paddynbob 10 лет назад +152

    You say it's not role reversal, but Jake refers to them as friends, which he wouldn't any other time

    • @Darth_Xionn
      @Darth_Xionn 10 лет назад +65

      It's not, Jake is just insecure, stop being a noob.

    • @ajnode
      @ajnode 10 лет назад +53

      He refers to them as friends heaps of times throughout the normal episodes.

    • @Yoni123
      @Yoni123 10 лет назад +11

      ***** and they have actually emphatically made the point that they never "switch roles" on their podcast

    • @Henryh93
      @Henryh93 10 лет назад +1

      he calls amir an arsehole at the start of the episode...

    • @dannyphehe
      @dannyphehe 10 лет назад +18

      It's common knowledge that Jake is insecure and has these kind of moments here n there.

  • @Ali-gs2kn
    @Ali-gs2kn 2 года назад +4

    It’s 2023 and I still think Jake and Amir is GOLDDD

  • @autotalon
    @autotalon 3 года назад +2

    If you didn’t laugh at that, I urge you to reconsider.

  • @sfcSpidey
    @sfcSpidey 10 месяцев назад +1

    jake playing the heel is always my favorite

  • @Sohum
    @Sohum 9 лет назад +5

    The slight zoom at 0:38 literally killed me

  • @the_melodic_banshee
    @the_melodic_banshee 8 лет назад +48

    To be fair, they look kinda neat

    • @TheSecondBeef
      @TheSecondBeef 4 года назад

      Cynical Corpse TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT - Salamanca, Tuco

  • @kindofachannel7362
    @kindofachannel7362 Год назад +3

    I say, “are you sadder me” to my girlfriend as a request for reassurance

  • @Supersamazing
    @Supersamazing 9 лет назад +1

    Can't even chug a whole fake beer, such great writing haha.

  • @rtmx2255
    @rtmx2255 4 года назад +8

    This is like my favorite Jake and Amir episode.

  • @umaddude3808
    @umaddude3808 9 лет назад +12

    2:43 i really like how Amir just overhears this. In other episodes, this triggers due irritation, here it is just marginal

  • @roxxram9151
    @roxxram9151 5 лет назад +4

    Insecure Jake is basically Hardwon Surefoot.

  • @jacobj3912
    @jacobj3912 5 месяцев назад +1

    If anyone heard this and didn't laugh anytime in the past eleven years I urge you to reconsider

  • @bkwilcox23
    @bkwilcox23 3 месяца назад

    “If anybody heard that and didn’t laugh, I urge you to reconsider” is a phrase I use frequently

  • @KyleBevis-u7j
    @KyleBevis-u7j 3 года назад +10

    Man, this is a real one. Jake's bit is such a textbook example of a narcissist being abusive to their partner. Beware if you ever see this in real life kids!

    • @condor237
      @condor237 2 года назад

      He butt fucked his brother, on a booze cruise

  • @dixiecronin7791
    @dixiecronin7791 11 лет назад +40

    Why do so many people say they switched roles? This is just Jake when he's insecure about fashion or himself...

    • @Mysticsloth
      @Mysticsloth 11 лет назад +7

      it's because many people don't have a brain.

    • @IdiopathicTopaz
      @IdiopathicTopaz 11 лет назад

      Mysticsloth
      Or maybe some people don't have an intimate knowledge of Jake and what makes him feel insecure?

    • @captawesome11
      @captawesome11 11 лет назад +1

      Dick Smasher watch more jake and amir

    • @Mysticsloth
      @Mysticsloth 11 лет назад

      Locke oh sheesh y'all - 'tis a nightmare! >__

  • @courtneyc79
    @courtneyc79 11 лет назад +15

    So how is this NOT a role reversal? I get that Jake is super insecure and an asshole at times, but that doesn't explain why Amir in turn suddenly transforms into a completely reasonable and rational human being.

    • @florian8218
      @florian8218 10 лет назад +3

      Amir doesn't act normal, he just doesn't have the chance to do weird shit. It's not like everything Amir does is weird.

    • @florian8218
      @florian8218 10 лет назад +3

      They did not, Jake has been insecure since the beginning. Check out Jake and Amir: Kite.
      Also the ''Celebrity Date'' episode where Amir is onboard with Jake's weirdness until Jake is mean to him.
      And in the episodes where Ben Schwartz is doing weird shit Amir is also ''normal''. Explain that if it's all just a role reversal.

  • @Mysticsloth
    @Mysticsloth 11 лет назад +1

    one of my most favorite episodes ever! ^ ^ certainly in my top 10!

  • @anthonymanrrique4478
    @anthonymanrrique4478 4 года назад +2

    This is peak comedy

  • @sawyerboyd7652
    @sawyerboyd7652 10 лет назад +6

    "Are you sad or me" -Jake

  • @ianmcstruthers9937
    @ianmcstruthers9937 10 лет назад +37

    Role reversal or not? discuss here. CollegeHumor feel free to chime in

    • @ianmcstruthers9937
      @ianmcstruthers9937 10 лет назад +10

      the debate is: are they revering roles, or is this just how Jake is and we only see it in certain videos

    • @fruitflash9306
      @fruitflash9306 10 лет назад

      Ian Mcstruthers just Jake being a douche bag.

    • @ThoolooExpress
      @ThoolooExpress 10 лет назад

      Yes, this is role reversal at its finest.

    • @Yoni123
      @Yoni123 10 лет назад +3

      ThoolooExpress there is no such thing as role reversal in JandA you idiots. jake is insecure, thats it. amir is nothing like this

    • @nitrousbullet7766
      @nitrousbullet7766 10 лет назад

      Amir is more funny

  • @mustaaf1992
    @mustaaf1992 7 лет назад +5

    "Lucy, you got some explaining to do" I come back to listen to this and leave.

  • @babydingo95
    @babydingo95 9 лет назад

    How does this not have more than a million views??

  • @DennisBayazitov
    @DennisBayazitov 6 лет назад

    I've seen all of them, and there are definitely some strong contenders, but this has to be my favourite episode of them all. Too many good bits!

  • @williamhinrichs6558
    @williamhinrichs6558 4 года назад +6

    This is one of those ones that's not just insecure Jake, it goes into full on narcissist Jake where he has a need to control Amir's time and social contact.

  • @lucozade8373
    @lucozade8373 4 года назад +7

    aRe U SaDdAr mE

    • @axlglenn2156
      @axlglenn2156 4 года назад +2

      ”That’s not what I said” :|

  • @chilldude30
    @chilldude30 2 года назад +3

    I'll fitti- SLIM fitting cords

  • @Randyy1
    @Randyy1 11 лет назад

    Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do! I LAUGHED SO LOUD

  • @oheymario
    @oheymario Год назад +1

    Happy late birthday jake

  • @puffinpie
    @puffinpie 3 года назад +3

    My guess is sometimes they mistakenly read the other person's line.