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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024
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  • @Akchaps
    @Akchaps 12 лет назад +1191

    "RELAX I only watch Jake and Amir videos, at most one a month."
    "You watched 3,900 episodes today."

    • @thudge7422
      @thudge7422 3 года назад +118

      I said at most

    • @Gojira.destroyingtokyo
      @Gojira.destroyingtokyo 3 года назад +79

      @@thudge7422 Then you’re using that word wrong

    • @pouriarajaee6811
      @pouriarajaee6811 3 года назад +11

      You're a bigger circle jerking diva than the commentors

    • @onelusciouslad7841
      @onelusciouslad7841 2 года назад +27

      @@pouriarajaee6811 and that’s saying a lot.

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 2 года назад +25

      @@onelusciouslad7841 right the last thing you commented, 2 weeks ago, was “and that’s saying a lot”

  • @TylerDurdenIsRad
    @TylerDurdenIsRad 8 лет назад +853

    Jake: "Why do you ask for the down votes?"
    Amir: "I'm like a martyr"
    Nailed it

    • @adityabhadkamkar8041
      @adityabhadkamkar8041 6 лет назад

      Hey got this cool video essay on Jake and Amir: ruclips.net/video/g-1JV_lmVaE/видео.html

  • @pikkuadi
    @pikkuadi 8 лет назад +911

    "I'm a coward and a fool whose dad moved out on him not once not 12 but a dozen times AMA" lmfao!

    • @TearsOfSoy
      @TearsOfSoy 5 лет назад +21

      One of my favorite lines from the entire series

    • @schuesslerlauren
      @schuesslerlauren 4 года назад +5

      Yeah!

    • @yakiclone1
      @yakiclone1 2 года назад +1

      @@TearsOfSoy the "correct me if I'm wrong" one is gold too

    • @paul_warner
      @paul_warner 5 месяцев назад

      It's funny because a dozen means twelve, but he said "not 12 but a dozen", meaning that he meant to say "a baker's dozen" which is 13 but he misspoke

    • @Bobbleheads56
      @Bobbleheads56 2 месяца назад +1

      So funny😂 thats like a vintage line only they could even think of its so illogical yet hilarious

  • @tinygardens
    @tinygardens 2 года назад +525

    i don’t know why but the phrase “dickless for chiklis” randomly enters my brain every few months

    • @ricardosoares3726
      @ricardosoares3726 2 года назад +7

      Lol it did for me today

    • @manfroze
      @manfroze 2 года назад +6

      Just happened to me

    • @manfroze
      @manfroze 2 года назад +1

      @@ricardosoares3726 lol

    • @mitchanator5000
      @mitchanator5000 Год назад +3

      Just said it the other day and finally found out where I heard it

    • @asecretone
      @asecretone Год назад

      Is it because you go Dickless for Chiklis every few months?

  • @B4trevor
    @B4trevor 11 лет назад +172

    "And correct me if I'm wrong."
    "you are wrong"
    "then correct me" had me rolling haha

  • @ComedyVault101
    @ComedyVault101 9 лет назад +536

    There was no pee because he had just drained the main vein like a day ago, on a cake lest you forget.

  • @rataxus
    @rataxus 9 лет назад +258

    I've seen them all a thousand times and this is the one, this is the best one. I keep watching it over and over and still find little nuances in jake and amir's performance. I love it. Thank you. thank you.

    • @jimjones1049
      @jimjones1049 9 лет назад +9

      Chance Drummond same here. There are many episodes that are really funny, but this episode start to finish is just hilarious. one of my all-time favorites.

    • @julesk2629
      @julesk2629 6 лет назад +3

      It’s actually perfection

    • @templeolford4324
      @templeolford4324 3 года назад +2

      Doobs is pretty funny

    • @Captain_Jack514
      @Captain_Jack514 3 года назад +5

      So many lines to quote from episode

  • @ygmflighty
    @ygmflighty 10 лет назад +176

    Amir's voice when he says "yeah" is so fucking funny. My god.

  • @davemcguirewatches
    @davemcguirewatches Год назад +182

    “Correct me if I’m wrong…”
    “You’re wrong…”
    “Then correct me.”
    A decade later and it’s still funny.

  • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
    @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 2 года назад +33

    After almost a decade of thie episode being out, I think this might just be my favourite episode they ever did. Every line is so funny and perfectly delivered. The timing is impeccable.

  • @reservoirdude92
    @reservoirdude92 8 лет назад +121

    I think the look on Amir's face, trying to comprehend Jake's confusion/disapproval when he explains all the stupid stuff Amir did is the funniest part of this video.
    Also, "ask me anywh-- time"

  • @maxh3x370
    @maxh3x370 2 года назад +96

    To this day 'I'm the pope in this picture, AMA' fucking gets me

  • @pinwik777
    @pinwik777 8 лет назад +277

    "Just admit nobody on Reddit likes you."
    "Nobody likes me."

  • @Winteramen
    @Winteramen 3 года назад +92

    “Pictures of you trying to light a joint, your eyebrows on fire and you're crying and smiling” what an image holy shit

    • @BlizzardofOze
      @BlizzardofOze 2 года назад +4

      there was a real picture at some point, not sure if it's still up.

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen Год назад

      @@BlizzardofOze i would really like to see it

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen Год назад

      @@jacobrayner6985 it definitely would be

  • @alex_squeezebox
    @alex_squeezebox 9 лет назад +338

    I love his facial expression after Jake mentions we're "renting rampart and then ramming each other's farts" (?). That expression is so perfect.

    • @lucyanne9626
      @lucyanne9626 9 лет назад +11

      +Alex Shor that's his concentration face.

    • @chilldude30
      @chilldude30 6 лет назад +4

      You know you don't have to make that face when you listen to people

    • @whopperwithcheese
      @whopperwithcheese 5 лет назад +5

      2:46

    • @THECHI7LDUDE22
      @THECHI7LDUDE22 4 года назад +5

      Never realized that was a reference to the famous Woody Harrleson reddit AMA

    • @thecreepycuck6036
      @thecreepycuck6036 4 года назад +1

      Emma Mae thank u kitten 🙏

  • @tsanjoubrahma7763
    @tsanjoubrahma7763 7 лет назад +17

    "Just admit nobody on reddit likes you"
    "Nobody likes me"
    Too real, man. That hit me too hard out of nowhere.

  • @sleshstamp
    @sleshstamp 6 лет назад +61

    "Gimme one example! Gimme one example!"
    "I-wh? I can give you a TON of examples!"

  • @cloneboy42
    @cloneboy42 3 года назад +57

    "We're renting Rampart and then ramming each other's farts."
    That part never fails to make me laugh

    • @danieldeleon5804
      @danieldeleon5804 3 года назад +2

      Wait holy shit, do Jake and Amir own these videos now?

    • @ImSquiggs
      @ImSquiggs 24 дня назад

      @@danieldeleon5804 Yeah they got the majority of them transferred to their channel when CollegeHumor broke up, now they make new ones

  • @TheFounderUtopia
    @TheFounderUtopia 11 лет назад +108

    What the FUCK is wrong with RUclips. I used to be able to browse J&A videos for hours just by clicking on the suggested videos in the sidebar, but now it's just the same fucking four videos over and over. RUclips, stop fucking this site up!

    • @mohammedalhubail7680
      @mohammedalhubail7680 11 лет назад +3

      u mad bru

    • @TheFounderUtopia
      @TheFounderUtopia 11 лет назад +19

      *bro

    • @MineKynoMine
      @MineKynoMine 11 лет назад +2

      I'm not getting this problem

    • @Interknetz
      @Interknetz 10 лет назад

      TheFounderUtopia Google owns RUclips, so really your last sentence should have been "Google, stop fucking this site up!"

    • @TheFounderUtopia
      @TheFounderUtopia 10 лет назад +1

      I say that sentence about eighty times a month. Which is about how often they revamp the site and make it even less user-friendly.

  • @Laf92
    @Laf92 8 лет назад +2071

    Up vote me to karma heaven

    • @phil6057
      @phil6057 8 лет назад +63

      ^ Commenter above me is a philosopher upvote him to Karma Heaven

    • @IAmTheGreatestThrill
      @IAmTheGreatestThrill 8 лет назад +34

      +phil6057 I'm the Pope in this picture, ask me anything.

    • @HistoricTecnoFAN
      @HistoricTecnoFAN 8 лет назад +4

      +jingerstorm something something karma circlejerkoff

    • @iamlambandchicken
      @iamlambandchicken 8 лет назад +17

      you just an ant that needed an up-toke.

    • @chrisbyerly
      @chrisbyerly 8 лет назад +38

      Leave RUclips alone.
      Signed,
      Everybody

  • @NateGH36O
    @NateGH36O 9 лет назад +26

    "I'm a coward and a fool whose dad moved out on him, not once, not twelve, but a dozen times. AMA" LOL

  • @BadBoiFilms
    @BadBoiFilms 3 года назад +48

    I just noticed the videos were transferred to J&A’s RUclips channel so they’re getting all the ad revenue (hopefully). Looks like I’m going on a bingefest

    • @danieldeleon5804
      @danieldeleon5804 3 года назад +3

      Right! how exciting for J&A

    • @BadBoiFilms
      @BadBoiFilms 3 года назад +5

      @@cactusmalone hopefully, after Amir spent a bad amount of money on that album he made

    • @NFSF1McLaren
      @NFSF1McLaren 3 года назад +2

      @@BadBoiFilms what's a bad amount of money?

    • @BadBoiFilms
      @BadBoiFilms 3 года назад +2

      @@NFSF1McLaren it’s like the worst amount

    • @izzulhaziq4898
      @izzulhaziq4898 3 года назад +1

      @@NFSF1McLaren bad amount? nah bad you...

  • @Supersamazing
    @Supersamazing 5 лет назад +37

    "Not once, not twelve, but a dozen times" 😂😂

  • @THEGODDAMNDINOSAUR
    @THEGODDAMNDINOSAUR 8 месяцев назад +7

    I watch this every single day for the past 11 years

  • @pumpkinprat
    @pumpkinprat 2 года назад +136

    it's 10 yrs later and legend has it that Amir is still missing his D for Mickey C

  • @asecretone
    @asecretone 10 лет назад +478

    It's called a may-may!

    • @1porter
      @1porter 6 лет назад +44

      A mémé

    • @AndrewPonti
      @AndrewPonti 5 лет назад +4

      EXCUUUSSSSEEE it's a "meh-may"

    • @lysaali50
      @lysaali50 5 лет назад +3

      Andrew Ponti *mémé

  • @KenLAFC
    @KenLAFC 9 лет назад +716

    This is easily the funniest episode of jake and amir.

    • @CabooseNor
      @CabooseNor 9 лет назад +7

      KenLAFC Then this is a pretty shitty show

    • @RoryFisher
      @RoryFisher 9 лет назад +41

      CabooseNor oh and what the fuck do you find funny?

    • @headlikeorange3600
      @headlikeorange3600 9 лет назад +26

      CabooseNor There are a lot of reddit injokes so maybe you didn't find it funny because of that?

    • @bunnyfaceperson123
      @bunnyfaceperson123 9 лет назад +85

      CabooseNor Excuse you. Absolutely excuse you.

    • @octopusph.d7737
      @octopusph.d7737 8 лет назад +63

      +CabooseNor stop it with this this this this this...POISON

  • @Paraprax
    @Paraprax 11 лет назад +9

    I never get tired of the acting in these. It's so natural and the timing is perfect.

  • @GymnopedieTornado
    @GymnopedieTornado 4 года назад +11

    best part of this is amir actually accepting "Nobody likes me" but Jake not wanting to let it go

  • @smokejc
    @smokejc Год назад +7

    'I'm high as a knife, ask me anything' cracks me up

  • @Zeratul723
    @Zeratul723 11 лет назад +8

    As many good Jake and Amir videos there are, this is probably the best one... SO GOOD.

  • @oisinagnew9255
    @oisinagnew9255 8 лет назад +60

    id love to see a vid of them brainstorming/writing these vids

  • @your_boy_lamine
    @your_boy_lamine 9 лет назад +36

    by far one of the most funny episodes ever

    • @bunnyfaceperson123
      @bunnyfaceperson123 9 лет назад +1

      One of the most iconic, but not really one of the funniest

    • @michaelfinkbiner395
      @michaelfinkbiner395 9 лет назад +4

      +bunnyfaceperson123 It's all kind of a matter of an opinion

    • @bunnyfaceperson123
      @bunnyfaceperson123 8 лет назад

      +Michael Finkbiner - So is everything, but there's still right and wrong

    • @michaelfinkbiner395
      @michaelfinkbiner395 8 лет назад +4

      +bunnyfaceperson123 In this case, not really

  • @julesk2629
    @julesk2629 5 лет назад +15

    This is it. The most perfect Jake and Amir of all time.

  • @AndrewPonti
    @AndrewPonti 5 лет назад +4

    Because of the brilliant Chikliss joke, the equally brilliant line "I'm and ent that needed the up-tokes" after Jake says Amir was in r/trees trying to light a joint, is just amazing. Such a great line in so many ways.

  • @AwesomeRepix
    @AwesomeRepix 8 лет назад +50

    They just made an AMA on Reddit.. lol.

  • @akeemrizk6255
    @akeemrizk6255 6 лет назад +39

    Not once not 12 but a dozen times

  • @a1yssum
    @a1yssum 3 года назад +14

    The funniest part is that everything Jake says is true including the forthewolf guy

  • @Phazon8058MS
    @Phazon8058MS 11 лет назад +38

    I couldn't stop myself from digging through /r/trees to see if Amir's post was real or not. It's not.

    • @Phazon8058MS
      @Phazon8058MS 10 лет назад +9

      ***** Holy fuck it is... You are a god.

    • @rajat9800gt
      @rajat9800gt 6 лет назад

      PhazonSpaceSystems i know m asking after 4 years, but was that real?

    • @mubbywub
      @mubbywub 6 лет назад +4

      it is real

    • @SophieJackson1993
      @SophieJackson1993 6 лет назад

      Muneeb Farooqi send it then

  • @polreamonn
    @polreamonn 2 года назад +14

    My internal monologue is now a Jake & Amir conversation.

  • @_DeadThread
    @_DeadThread 9 лет назад +19

    When amir said "it's called a me-me" I lost my shit

  • @cameronbelanger2525
    @cameronbelanger2525 5 лет назад +4

    Watched these YEARS ago. Love em

  • @julesk2629
    @julesk2629 6 лет назад +7

    This is by far my favorite Jake and Amir

  • @MasterTodd24
    @MasterTodd24 8 лет назад +12

    These always help when life gets you down.

  • @SerraPontosSoc
    @SerraPontosSoc 5 лет назад +6

    "You decided to post a picture of Calvin trying to piss on Michael Chiklis but there's no pee"
    "Yeah because he just drained the main vein"

  • @starvingdeveloper2987
    @starvingdeveloper2987 8 лет назад +35

    I am an ent that needed the uptokes

  • @rockinrussianboy
    @rockinrussianboy 5 лет назад +4

    I don’t know if just Jake and Amir wrote these or other writers were involved but they are all pure geniuses 😂 This should get a tv or Netflix show of just Jake and Amir. They’d make so much money

  • @Moridin69
    @Moridin69 6 лет назад +6

    I didn't stop giggling for the duration of the entire sketch

  • @maverickisinfinite
    @maverickisinfinite 7 месяцев назад +1

    simpler times... it's literally 3am and im in a RUclips blackhole of old videos thats stimulating my nostalgia

  • @halfaworldaway
    @halfaworldaway 4 года назад +6

    "I'm high as a knife."
    Why is that so funny?

  • @kishanmaharaj9745
    @kishanmaharaj9745 4 года назад +9

    Damn I think Amir’s in the right here tbh.... He’s pretty much the quintessential Redditor.

  • @4D4M1K3
    @4D4M1K3 5 лет назад +4

    Easily one of the best Jake and Amir episodes.

  • @GabbyZike
    @GabbyZike 4 года назад +5

    this quarantine means jake and amir marathon.

  • @pandawithanorange
    @pandawithanorange 2 года назад +2

    I watched this so many times that by the time Jake says "We're renting rampart" I'm already laughing at the next line

  • @julesk2629
    @julesk2629 6 лет назад +12

    I like the reference to woody harrelson’s AMA with the mention of “Rampart”

  • @lagiclagiclagiclagiclagocl4066
    @lagiclagiclagiclagiclagocl4066 12 лет назад +3

    this episode never gets old

  • @julesk2629
    @julesk2629 6 лет назад +6

    HELP I watch this once a week at most

  • @cam3r0nrock13
    @cam3r0nrock13 12 лет назад +2

    "I should take a break from reddit.." -immediately watches a video about Reddit-
    "There we go. Mixin' it up a little bit!"

  • @thexulterius
    @thexulterius 11 лет назад +1

    Jake acted so goooooood in this one, you can almost hear the authenticity in his voice

  • @jingerstorm
    @jingerstorm 7 лет назад +5

    watching this again towards the end of 2017

  • @seanedwards6283
    @seanedwards6283 10 лет назад +8

    Amir's face at 2:46

  • @CarloMartinini
    @CarloMartinini 8 лет назад +65

    It's called... a maymay!

  • @callummcdougall998
    @callummcdougall998 7 лет назад +1

    Theory: Amir is actually really smart in this episode. The commenter who wrote "Leave reddit alone, love everybody" was called "ForTheWolfX". Maybe that was Amir's second user, created to insult his primary user and so get upvotes! Jake said that he got thousands of upvotes for his comment. Totally makes sense if you think about it...

  • @milesbibz
    @milesbibz 11 лет назад +2

    I love his expression at 2:46

  • @RamblingsOfTheMe
    @RamblingsOfTheMe 7 лет назад +9

    Wow, Amir actually admitted that no one likes him

  • @WeHaveNoTalentSorry
    @WeHaveNoTalentSorry 4 года назад +10

    God I miss these guys =(

    • @tccfan1
      @tccfan1 3 года назад

      Headgum is their podcast network, If I Were You is their podcast, and Jake does a DnD podcast called Not Another D&D Podcast

  • @depressedkermit5337
    @depressedkermit5337 2 года назад +3

    That Reddit account of Amir’s actually exists with those comments. I forgot the username though 🤔

  • @VictorDiaz97
    @VictorDiaz97 3 года назад +2

    Weren't these on CollegeHumor's YT channel?

  • @lolababs206
    @lolababs206 Месяц назад

    The delivery on so many of the lines is what still sells it

  • @joeychicken1
    @joeychicken1 Год назад +2

    crazy ill go months without watchin yall but then boom one video pops up then im back on the shit like crack cocaine bingeing day in an out till i run thru everything then i hit up the archives if im feelin rancid from withdrawl

  • @nilek198
    @nilek198 6 лет назад +23

    “You are wrong” then correct me

  • @xxgammaray
    @xxgammaray 12 лет назад +3

    "Ask him anytime!" *voice crack*

  • @troyhanning4856
    @troyhanning4856 6 лет назад +1

    2018 and I'm still watching these

  • @victorfrombaker1716
    @victorfrombaker1716 2 года назад +1

    My favorite part, and it's embarrassing how many times I watched before noticing is that when Amir says "yeah", it seems to just be the same clip repeated

  • @17raysplays29
    @17raysplays29 3 года назад +3

    "This God guy" is hilarious.

  • @dixiecronin7791
    @dixiecronin7791 9 лет назад +4

    3:03 John Wolf strikes again.

  • @happyrat5230
    @happyrat5230 3 года назад +5

    "AMA ok? It's like an interview, it stands for ask me any... time" Classic

  • @arrows4910
    @arrows4910 2 года назад +2

    finally, a new most popular Jake and Amir episode, only by 3012 views

  • @airsir9559
    @airsir9559 3 года назад +1

    I just realized the reference to the movie Rampart was a subtle nod to the disastrous Woody Harrelson AMA.

  • @gtritz4223
    @gtritz4223 Год назад +4

    I watch this daily

  • @Barnalicus
    @Barnalicus Год назад +4

    Fuck I forgot how good these are

  • @Pn1251
    @Pn1251 4 года назад +3

    Such a masterpiece

  • @Wneufuna
    @Wneufuna 10 лет назад +1

    This is my favourite episode by far

  • @Gabeghouls
    @Gabeghouls 5 лет назад

    First J&A episode I watched almost 7 years ago. Thanks for the laughs- score one for the Hurwitz brothers!

  • @jimjones1049
    @jimjones1049 7 лет назад +8

    were renting rampart then ramming each others farts.

  • @VaatiVidya
    @VaatiVidya 12 лет назад +21

    get out

    • @TheSamuelCish
      @TheSamuelCish 3 года назад +6

      Can't wait for a video on the lore of Jake and Amir.

    • @GreebusBleeb
      @GreebusBleeb 3 года назад

      I found you and I own your Displate

  • @מידןטמיר
    @מידןטמיר 9 лет назад +7

    "It's called a mehmeh"

  • @joshuachambers2927
    @joshuachambers2927 5 лет назад +3

    'Meet me at blockbuster because we're renting Rampart and then ramming each other's farts. '

    • @TeeBreak
      @TeeBreak 4 года назад

      i'm on my way

  • @TheBizarreBurrito
    @TheBizarreBurrito 11 лет назад +1

    I think this is my favorite episode ever.

  • @JohnnyClash_
    @JohnnyClash_ 9 лет назад +14

    I'm high as a knife

  • @NateWild
    @NateWild 9 лет назад +9

    I think "forthewolfx" is jake

  • @omgitsmarkey
    @omgitsmarkey 9 лет назад +12

    my dad is a diva, ask me anything

  • @Ametz16
    @Ametz16 2 месяца назад +1

    This whole episode is perfect

  • @TheBillieWay
    @TheBillieWay 8 лет назад

    The Rampart reference is fantastic, such a deep cut.

  • @UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy
    @UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy 4 года назад +3

    It’s called a mehmeh
    No it’s called a meme
    I quote that everyday

  • @jonahhenry9886
    @jonahhenry9886 10 лет назад +7

    Did anyone else notice that the name of the other user was "ForTheWolfX?" Maybe that was Amir replying to himself :o

    • @luishtdw
      @luishtdw 10 лет назад

      Or maybe it was scripted.

  • @drewhudson3509
    @drewhudson3509 11 лет назад +6

    Every single one of these posts are actually on his reddit account. lol even the solider and the dog one

    • @ayusha149
      @ayusha149 8 лет назад

      hello, from 2016

    • @beeeffgee10k
      @beeeffgee10k 4 года назад +1

      @@ayusha149 Hello from 2019!

    • @benschmitt7035
      @benschmitt7035 4 года назад

      @@beeeffgee10k hello from 2020. go back.

  • @AmirShahzeidi
    @AmirShahzeidi 6 лет назад +1

    Old but gold! Really miss the guys!

    • @economixxxx
      @economixxxx 5 лет назад +1

      They have their own channel called Headgum. Check it out

  • @CBEntertainment123
    @CBEntertainment123 11 лет назад +1

    Best AMA of the freakin video!

  • @spencergraham-thille9896
    @spencergraham-thille9896 4 года назад +3

    "It's a may-may."