Jake and Amir: Food Delivery

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

Комментарии • 245

  • @brohanime
    @brohanime Год назад +473

    "meaning exactly what i fucking said" i feel like i've been waiting for Jake to say this forever

    • @robertrichards6964
      @robertrichards6964 Год назад +3

      Yeah that really caught me off guard too

    • @cometmoon4485
      @cometmoon4485 Год назад +7

      To be fair insecure Jake probably says "meaning?" more than Amir does

    • @ASOT666
      @ASOT666 Год назад +2

      im high af and almost in tears from laughter

  • @handfloboxingreview1673
    @handfloboxingreview1673 Год назад +495

    finally the return of the legendary question "Dinner tonight?".

    • @mikemcglasson1286
      @mikemcglasson1286 Год назад +61

      It's more than legendary, it's fine

    • @stevenagelutton4322
      @stevenagelutton4322 Год назад +17

      @@mikemcglasson1286 that's less than legendary, right bud?

    • @sgt.yarpyarp144
      @sgt.yarpyarp144 Год назад +13

      I’m literally beefing tears of soy rn

    • @btsnake
      @btsnake Год назад +5

      Let's goooooooooo to dinner tonight

    • @Gmoney4life3
      @Gmoney4life3 Год назад +7

      But yet no mention of the chicken nuggies

  • @MrSlimSheaD
    @MrSlimSheaD Год назад +229

    In fairness Amir arguably made a point so legit I didn’t want to punch him in the tits about it. Delivery fees cost like, a bad amount of money.

    • @rrrandommman
      @rrrandommman Год назад +7

      How much?

    • @MrSlimSheaD
      @MrSlimSheaD Год назад +33

      @@rrrandommman like the worst possible amount

    • @HalzyonMC
      @HalzyonMC Год назад +14

      Looks like you still want to.... put your fists down

    • @Heissilly224
      @Heissilly224 Год назад

      Wrong

    • @wesspect
      @wesspect Год назад

      ⁠@@HalzyonMCstop checkin em out

  • @tailsp1n
    @tailsp1n Год назад +75

    that "dinner tonight" hit like an e-bike

  • @seanyeatts
    @seanyeatts Год назад +239

    Amir produces the frailest of chuckles.

    • @ImSquiggs
      @ImSquiggs Год назад +12

      Spindly little chuckles

    • @Alreezy
      @Alreezy Год назад +9

      As frail as his father's tiny skinny legs.

    • @diegostarwars2
      @diegostarwars2 Год назад +5

      Like an audiobook.

    • @franklinbadge1215
      @franklinbadge1215 Год назад

      He is the frailest of cuckolds after all

    • @just_joshing
      @just_joshing Год назад +3

      Made it extra trail for ya

  • @rdear
    @rdear Год назад +32

    Also, “Fucker! Pay attention to me!” classic

  • @roachdiva
    @roachdiva Год назад +73

    This new episode has everything: Meal delivery, capitalism, Amir getting hit by an e-bike, cannibalism, au jus, a gruel, tiktok, dinner tonight, the new elegant redesign of the 2023 Sonata recently named one of JD Power and Associates Best in Class

    • @janana7997
      @janana7997 Год назад +6

      And of course, lovably, star anise. JDJDKKDS

    • @SlimBeenis
      @SlimBeenis Год назад +4

      Pedestrians tried to save him but they wanted to see him go for the gold

  • @cookieeaturface
    @cookieeaturface Год назад +17

    Damn Amir can still hit that "ca-ca-ca-CASH!"

  • @teelink204
    @teelink204 Год назад +55

    Very old school J&A feel to this one 👍🏿👍🏿

    • @joseaguilar3323
      @joseaguilar3323 Год назад +3

      I think them watching the old stuff has made the new ones better

  • @rdear
    @rdear Год назад +72

    “You’re eating the invisible hand” is an instant classic!

  • @jverkaik100
    @jverkaik100 Год назад +402

    "You're describing capitalism"
    "I'm describing cannibalism. You're eating the invisible hand"
    Amazing

  • @mikeangelo94
    @mikeangelo94 Год назад +24

    This is one of the best Jake & Amirs in years. People online are so against ordering delivery but it's literally just a convenience that I appreciate enough to pay for.

  • @samvogel4179
    @samvogel4179 Год назад +19

    i definitely differentiate these era jake and amir’s from their hay day, but this one was gold, insane amir is back

  • @shawnyadeadhomie
    @shawnyadeadhomie Год назад +37

    I dare say this is the best of the new episodes so far.
    Its more than legit, its dece.

    • @g.l.8319
      @g.l.8319 Год назад +2

      Yup first one in a while that’s felt like the originals. Dece.

    • @MattyP650
      @MattyP650 Год назад

      @@g.l.8319agreed

    • @robertb.7772
      @robertb.7772 Год назад

      It's amber for sure

    • @RectorRocks
      @RectorRocks Год назад

      I think that might make it less than legit

  • @hass9510
    @hass9510 Год назад +21

    Ok, this took me back. These new episodes are killer, but this one is excellent.

    • @Metallex
      @Metallex Год назад +8

      Killer? It's even better than that.
      It's deec.

  • @virg0_lem0nade
    @virg0_lem0nade Год назад +4

    "let me finish"
    "i DID, i thought"

  • @clairelist1060
    @clairelist1060 Год назад +4

    I'm drooling to be here!!

  • @janana7997
    @janana7997 Год назад +22

    THIS ONE IS SO GOOD WHAT!!!!!!!!! “DRUM ROLL PLEASEEE” is now gonna be added to my janda dictionary

    • @roachdiva
      @roachdiva Год назад +3

      NEW VOCAB JUST DROPPED!

  • @DP-ih5lo
    @DP-ih5lo 6 месяцев назад +2

    This one of those ones I watch like 5 times I almost spit when Jake said exactly wtf I jus said 😂

  • @mjallan123
    @mjallan123 Год назад +4

    This was the best Jake and Amir in a long time! More of this style please!

  • @simonhughes2902
    @simonhughes2902 Год назад +4

    "medium rare, now thats well done" is going up in the goat lines

  • @Tobiasberger
    @Tobiasberger Год назад +4

    “It’s canbalism, you’re eating the invisible hand” is great writing

  • @PantlessHoboForReal
    @PantlessHoboForReal Год назад +1

    Getting dragged by an e-bike for 12 blocks has me and him both in stitches.

  • @kmk3910
    @kmk3910 Год назад +2

    Excellent video arguably my favorite of the new ones.

  • @smallpaintings
    @smallpaintings 9 месяцев назад +1

    Maybe my biggest laugh from the new episodes is imagining amir being dragged 11 whole blocks

  • @incog.nyto.
    @incog.nyto. Год назад +17

    I love how Amir can pick up the smell of niche spices like fennel and star anise 6 feet away from him. He's a fucking K9 unit of himself.

  • @empanothing
    @empanothing Год назад +1

    The shakey cam is a nice touch

  • @RaycrowX
    @RaycrowX Год назад +1

    An unhinged fever dream, and I’m here for it!

  • @onescYT
    @onescYT Год назад +10

    this one is so frickin funny I am drooling

  • @emerald_echo
    @emerald_echo Год назад +1

    when Amir said dinner tonight it startled me

  • @SkateOrDie666
    @SkateOrDie666 Год назад +1

    Amazing. Classic form. Spee and Spy

  • @Bubdiddly
    @Bubdiddly Год назад +3

    I’m beating a dead horse here but they are at such top notch quality. It’s just like the old days

  • @AndrewPonti
    @AndrewPonti Год назад +2

    "For a SAUCE?" ..."FOR ANJOU!" Amazing.

  • @usagicheetos
    @usagicheetos Год назад +4

    The videos in which they’re both breaking are my favorite

  • @dedicatedsleuth
    @dedicatedsleuth Год назад +4

    This is so inaccurate, everybody who's anybody knows Jake is OBSESSED with mid size sedans and knows EVERYTHING about their various features

  • @pastashack3517
    @pastashack3517 Год назад +1

    "You don't have a nose."
    "Meaning?"
    "Meaning chicken."

  • @T3AMKILL
    @T3AMKILL Год назад +1

    You’re eating the invisible hand LMAO

  • @errorrcodee
    @errorrcodee Год назад +13

    Holy shit an all timer. Eating the invisible hand???? Star anise????? I’m so in

  • @ryandanroth
    @ryandanroth Год назад +2

    Amirs giggle at the beginning cracked me up beyond measure.

  • @PogieJoe
    @PogieJoe Год назад +7

    This was more than a chuckle; it was a guffaw

    • @kenilazarus4260
      @kenilazarus4260 Год назад +2

      Thats not 'more than', it's just different!

    • @PogieJoe
      @PogieJoe Год назад +1

      @@kenilazarus4260 You're right. I should have pulled out a chortle

  • @jackkingsby116
    @jackkingsby116 Год назад +2

    The fact that you guys brought the outro back brings a tear to my eye

  • @georgelelandturner
    @georgelelandturner Год назад +4

    Love you Jake and Amir

  • @deadricchampion6856
    @deadricchampion6856 Год назад +2

    I have been watching these two jew sisters gaff for a decade now. I am more than happy, I'm devastated

  • @Howler54Z
    @Howler54Z Год назад +10

    well at least he's not addicted to chicken nuggets anymore

  • @aravindvinayakan
    @aravindvinayakan Год назад +4

    Uber Eats? More like tubers and frites. I'm talkin' steak and potatoes with an au jus, BABY!

  • @PlaysRyan
    @PlaysRyan Год назад +1

    really good form

  • @olinkirkland
    @olinkirkland Год назад +1

    Medium rare? Now that’s well done!

  • @donotworried
    @donotworried Год назад +2

    These make me so happy 🥹

  • @DefenderOfAzeroth
    @DefenderOfAzeroth Год назад

    letsfcuukingggooo new episodessss!

  • @MMobarak
    @MMobarak Год назад +14

    Amir’s kawhi laugh really gets me 😂

  • @tayloreh
    @tayloreh Год назад +6

    "Dont learn new information, because you don't know how to synthesize it correctly" is painfully true of most people

  • @clipz2520
    @clipz2520 Год назад +1

    Aw loved the "dinner tonight?"

  • @samwoletz
    @samwoletz Год назад +4

    Do you think Amir Valerie Blumenfield gets paid to do these Hyundai Sonata commercials or does he just really like the new elegant redesign of the 2023 Sonata?

    • @AH-wk1id
      @AH-wk1id Год назад

      The proof is smile.

  • @AwayFromTheWorld
    @AwayFromTheWorld Год назад +3

    This was fun, thanks y'all. Oh sheesh.

  • @maximelecomte5962
    @maximelecomte5962 Год назад

    as a french fan of jake and amir since 08 , this is one of my fav episodes XDD

  • @dreyo3998
    @dreyo3998 Год назад

    "for a sauce?" "for au jus!" lmao!!

  • @mtsguides
    @mtsguides Год назад +1

    Amir Blumenfeld.... A Jew that loves Ajou 😂😂

  • @windowsxpisloading
    @windowsxpisloading Год назад +1

    Love it!!

  • @PeterWongvlogs
    @PeterWongvlogs Год назад +2

    “For a sauce?”
    “For au juuuus”

  • @donotworried
    @donotworried Год назад +1

    tsk..tsk..😂

  • @steve6767
    @steve6767 Год назад +1

    Bruh the Ford Focus line 😂😂

  • @adamcharming
    @adamcharming Год назад

    "I'm describing cannibalism, you're eating the invisible hand" is too good

  • @Toktott
    @Toktott Год назад +1

    Rice? Nice! That's a podcast idea, to the final four you go!

  • @royalkakler
    @royalkakler Год назад

    god these are like the highlight of my month every month

  • @Ametz16
    @Ametz16 Год назад

    I’m so happy they’re making videos somewhat regularly again.

  • @OkaroShinn
    @OkaroShinn Год назад +1

    this one hit, nice

  • @jakeoshea5863
    @jakeoshea5863 Год назад +3

    Amir was really actually this episode

  • @leena6615
    @leena6615 Год назад

    I like to imagine Amir laughed on accident and clutched it by making it a beautiful opening bit with his light ass chuckles

  • @squeezecheese
    @squeezecheese Год назад +2

    we need a Jake and Amir ft. Tim Robinson

  • @Jeef_Beezoos
    @Jeef_Beezoos Год назад

    now this one was good. structure of the old with content of the new, this one turned out great

  • @JakubWaniek
    @JakubWaniek Год назад +6

    Nice to see their acting getting moticeably more similar to the old days. More expressive, Amir talking a bit faster, Jake getting angrier

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness Год назад +1

    There's no way this isn't sponsored content for the Hyundai Sonata... right?

  • @Zarothmaster
    @Zarothmaster Год назад +1

    I'm drooling to be here

  • @xX88B88Xx
    @xX88B88Xx Год назад +1

    That video helped me reach 3rd base with my cousin Leroy at Crimson on a Tuesday, on a TUESDAY I said.

  • @haseenselim68
    @haseenselim68 Год назад

    Best j&a episode in a while !

  • @WillToWinvlog
    @WillToWinvlog Год назад

    LOL "I'm drooling to be here"

  • @tommyottoking
    @tommyottoking Год назад

    this is a good one feels like i solid return to form

  • @Joe-yf1ff
    @Joe-yf1ff Год назад

    A+ episode an instant classic

  • @jackdigiandomenico913
    @jackdigiandomenico913 Год назад +7

    Dinner tonight?

  • @MultiGuitarify
    @MultiGuitarify Год назад +1

    Jake’s eyes in the video are as blue as a green apple.

  • @thenegusayo
    @thenegusayo Год назад +3

    The prodigal sons return!

  • @jeremy472
    @jeremy472 Год назад

    I'm drooling to be here!

  • @samlemahoney5601
    @samlemahoney5601 Год назад

    Prime Amir is here. So good from both the lads.

  • @samspetifore9875
    @samspetifore9875 Год назад +2

    1:34 I can't decide if he's poignant or stupid.

  • @stinkywater007
    @stinkywater007 Год назад

    AUTO SHOP TALK, HELL YEAAA!

  • @forthesubs5357
    @forthesubs5357 Год назад

    they still got it!

  • @qwertyloops
    @qwertyloops Год назад +50

    You should just have a full video of Jake not saying what.

  • @Kollman2812
    @Kollman2812 Год назад +15

    This show has become a Succession of itself. What with the shaky camera and ALLrighty then. We deserve so much more than this silent treatment tho.

    • @rorykaufmann1508
      @rorykaufmann1508 Год назад +2

      This, this, this silent treatment was more than deserved. It was EARNED.

  • @Lexio3031
    @Lexio3031 Год назад +1

    I’m been begging for another “Snack” episode, for you to sneak one in a J&A episode? Bad drumroll!

  • @Mallcops
    @Mallcops Год назад

    DINNER TONIGHT

  • @adamcurry5033
    @adamcurry5033 Год назад

    Ugh, i just hope they never stop! I want to be 80 watch Amirs dementia ridden arse talking to Jake about the kids on the front lawn bahaha

  • @silverage9168
    @silverage9168 Год назад

    Another BANGER!

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron Год назад

    "I'm drooling to be here!" 💀

  • @danielmasa
    @danielmasa Год назад +1

    J&A keeps getting better and better

  • @tayloreh
    @tayloreh Год назад

    Fennel is so fuckin rank its hillarious that he mentions it so casually

  • @DrJohnZoidberg125
    @DrJohnZoidberg125 Год назад +1

    Tsk tsk Jake!

  • @surfyswag
    @surfyswag Год назад

    One for the ages

  • @Maazin5
    @Maazin5 Год назад

    Jake has an heavenly aura about him

  • @jakedemedeiros9978
    @jakedemedeiros9978 Год назад +1

    I deserve so much more than this

  • @Madcant
    @Madcant Год назад +1

    When are you guys bringing back Micky?