"innnn NORTHERN buffalo born and raised, in a woodshed is where I spent ALL of my days" is the first thing I say to myself when I wake up every morning to make me feel better about my life.
i want a episode where amir comes to work and actually does it and not talk to jake. And Jake only wants to know what he is doing cuz he is used to not work. at the end amir finishes his daily job and goes away...while jake sits their mind blown
I'm gonna take a shot at a script for first few seconds of this. Jake looks at Amir and then at his watch and then at Amir again as if he's waiting for something to happen. Maybe Pat comes by and makes a comment about how Jake has been staring at Amir the whole day and Jake says he's fine. Jake: "Alright come on, just do it already!" Amir: "Do what? Sorry, did I have any pending task to hand over?" (searches desk) Jake: "No, I mean just... do whatever stupid thing you were going to do." Amir (making a confused expression) Jake: "Really? You don't have any weird list to read off of flimsy old scrolls? You don't have any weird friends of yours to invite over? You are not going to make some phone call and torture your friend..." Both at the same time: ...Mickey! Yeah." Jake: " So just do me a favor. Do that thing and then go home. That's pretty much all you do here anyway. With you gone, i can at least focus on my work."
"these black eyes, were given to me by two black guys! and i was put in a wheel chair by someone with REAL hair. not to mention the casts on my arms, i was dealt blasts that meant harm."
Time to get real. I love Jake and Amir. I've watched EVERY single webisode, multiple times in fact. Their podcast? Going strong there as well, listened to every episode. It's fucking great. But for FUCKS SAKE college humor. They are not enough.. Where did all the other great shit go? Stuff like Hardly Working, your longest running web series has just seized to exist. Like fuck.. end it if you have to, but atleast give it the proper send off it deserves.
Jake shaking his head in annoyance at Amir, when any other person would gain sympathy, is one of the funniest moments in this series. So subtle yet hilarious.
0:58 wierd I thought of the joker because I thought of when amir says that line (he did it in another video) and primarily something else when I saw the thumbnail. I primarily thought of the line in Under the red hood about the full body cast for 6 months.
Jake and Amir, always awesome. Now, if only they could get ONE other consistently good thing coming out, I'd subscribe again :) That, or I'll go watch a marathon of their older videos and re-subscribe temporarily again.
This episode brings up a good point. How can Jake not know what a danish is (as is evident in a recent If I Were You) when one featured in a video of theirs?
I liked college humor when they made good videos. Now all they make is ads and bad quality stuff. I'm coming back when they're better. Just kidding I'm not a prick looking for attention.
yeah you are... you did the entire first paragraph just to grab attention, but turned it around in the final sentence so you don't get buttfucked by the comments section -_-
thats why amir was never fired, full body cast and the guy still comes in to work.
firemaiden34 because every time they go to fire him its opposite day and they hire him
he got fired finally
Who's amir?
And he brings his laptop every day.
@@AyleidCraft EVERY DAY??
"I am wet, scared, burned, and coy"
My favourite line in Jake and Amir history
2:26
he's got that blonde hair that i love, those blue eyes i cant get enough of, he's jake
Pause, google! Pause!
@@ravenreignn *Deleting song*
@@rorybray7356 WHAT? Nooo!
*JJKAE*
Why does Amir think Jake is blonde?
Innn Northern Buffalo born and raised, in a wood shed is where I spent ALL of my days.
1:08
So sad!
I feel bad for you
"I was put in a wheelchair by someone with REAL hair"
"...Good?"
Natalie Kim I thought he said wheel hair
Natalie Kim Not to mention the cast on my arm, I was dealt blast that meant harm.
@@joeyrozic1100 Comedy of errors? Nah, this was a dramedy of terrors.
Lets take everything amir says and make the next gen of cards against humanity
Agreed
same
vic cobb NOOO saying SAME makes no sense I refuse to allow this slang to make itself into society!!!!
+Jeff Barrett Thank you for visiting earth
"Yummers!"
"I was put into a wheelchair by someone with real hair"
Good?
When he says "do u want to know how I got these scars" I lost it. U can imagine him delibrately getting beaten up just so he can use that joke
"These two black eyes, were given to me by two black guys"
That just might be the fucking best rhyme ever.
I was put in a wheelchair by someone with real hair! Comedy of errors? No. A dramedy of terrors
"innnn NORTHERN buffalo born and raised, in a woodshed is where I spent ALL of my days" is the first thing I say to myself when I wake up every morning to make me feel better about my life.
My favorite part for whatever reason has always been his delivery of, "yummers."
Andy Reptar Same, I have no idea why lmao. I say it a lot because of this video.
Same man I be saying that too much now
i want a episode where amir comes to work and actually does it and not talk to jake. And Jake only wants to know what he is doing cuz he is used to not work. at the end amir finishes his daily job and goes away...while jake sits their mind blown
I would watch that
4 hours long.
@@lostinalazerquest4378 we cant do that!
I'm gonna take a shot at a script for first few seconds of this.
Jake looks at Amir and then at his watch and then at Amir again as if he's waiting for something to happen. Maybe Pat comes by and makes a comment about how Jake has been staring at Amir the whole day and Jake says he's fine.
Jake: "Alright come on, just do it already!"
Amir: "Do what? Sorry, did I have any pending task to hand over?" (searches desk)
Jake: "No, I mean just... do whatever stupid thing you were going to do."
Amir (making a confused expression)
Jake: "Really? You don't have any weird list to read off of flimsy old scrolls? You don't have any weird friends of yours to invite over? You are not going to make some phone call and torture your friend..."
Both at the same time: ...Mickey! Yeah."
Jake: " So just do me a favor. Do that thing and then go home. That's pretty much all you do here anyway. With you gone, i can at least focus on my work."
Meeting Jake and Amir is officially on my bucketlist.
"Why? I'm handy capable" *Spits*
i laugh every time
"these black eyes, were given to me by two black guys! and i was put in a wheel chair by someone with REAL hair. not to mention the casts on my arms, i was dealt blasts that meant harm."
no, google! no!
Magalí Iglesias Barenys Well, he is a neo-Nazi Jew
You classless ass. And that's the facts Jack!
I watch EVERY single episode of JAKE & AMIR because it's simply the best web series on College Humor.
It might as well be the only web series on collegehumour. All the others have either stopped or gone to shit.
Gabriel Langstone Its more likely that your opinions have gone to shit.
bunnyfaceperson123 Name one other decent web series collegehumour still creates new content for.
I really liked Precious Plum, but I love J&A too.
BakerBrotherTV I
Watching in 2019 after Amir said this was his favorite J&A vid. I can see why.
In 2020, I searched until I found this one this is my favorite!
@@joypopoola6115 I remember that once they said that snakebite is their favorite. but maybe this was before they made this one
Amir's favourite video, apparently
This is easily one of my all time favs. I say dramady of terrors with regularity in my real life.
Time to get real. I love Jake and Amir. I've watched EVERY single webisode, multiple times in fact.
Their podcast? Going strong there as well, listened to every episode. It's fucking great.
But for FUCKS SAKE college humor. They are not enough.. Where did all the other great shit go?
Stuff like Hardly Working, your longest running web series has just seized to exist. Like fuck.. end it if you have to, but atleast give it the proper send off it deserves.
Yea where's the hilarious original animations and POVs
GP Nerf Productions Hardly Working, Josh's mindhouse, bleep bloop.
AltShiftSpam I loved the POVs
AltShiftSpam
I loved Josh's Mindhouse, he has so much range and they need to bring it back.
*ceased
I feel like the real story is that Mickey tracked Amir down and beat him up for ruining him in the Stock Market episode lol
Jakes hair in the 'Subscribe' section at the end is wild
God damn you're right
Only good thing left on this channel
I love when Jake is genuinely showing care for Amir
Easy BUDDY!
Jake shaking his head in annoyance at Amir, when any other person would gain sympathy, is one of the funniest moments in this series. So subtle yet hilarious.
Lol, the Jake song had me. xD
amir had his glasses on in the very first shot
#howintheworldisthatfairimeanheseesthatiminafreakinfullbodycastforcryingoutsakes
Still love this series!
Normally physical humor or prop humor doesn't do anything for me BUT THIS WAS GOLD!!!!!
I legit felt bad for amish when he deleted his song.
0:58 wierd I thought of the joker because I thought of when amir says that line (he did it in another video) and primarily something else when I saw the thumbnail. I primarily thought of the line in Under the red hood about the full body cast for 6 months.
has anyone else had random performance drops on youtube lately?
yep frozen frames and shit
I haven't noticed anything. Maybe it's your browser.
Yup just for a bit though.... about 10 minutes
yeah.. comes and goes every hour or so.
Yup, because Google can't figure out how to make their servers work even though they own the FIRST AND SECOND LARGEST USED SEARCH ENGINES.
“Do you wanna know how I got these scars?” in such a monotone voice is just the best thing ever
The only reason I stay subbed to College Humor
Jake and Amir, always awesome.
Now, if only they could get ONE other consistently good thing coming out, I'd subscribe again :)
That, or I'll go watch a marathon of their older videos and re-subscribe temporarily again.
amir's pain is glorious XD
the best part is the high pitched "what?!"
lol
"Yummers!" Hahahahahahaah
This video is one of my favorites so far. Ending had me on the floor. XD
coming to work in a full body cast, dedication at its finest.
We need troopers back, anyone?
We need all the good things back
Loved that show
One of CH's best!
"In northern Buffalo; born and raised. in a wood-shed is where I spent ALL of my days"
hahaha. this episode is one of the best ever! Pause google PAUSE!!
What ever happened to Hardly Working? That was the best thing to come from CH
This episode brings up a good point. How can Jake not know what a danish is (as is evident in a recent If I Were You) when one featured in a video of theirs?
I love when Jake calls Amir "buddy" even when he's being stupid
I don't even laugh when I watch these but I'm so wildly entertained
That was funniest one I've seen yet, these guys have really stepped up there game
I love Jake and Amir. Their podcast is hilarious.
Top 10 episode.
2:32 No google NOOOO
I love this episode because all the rhyming
The episodes have be getting really dark of late, but this is good stuff.
i just checked and the first tweet amir tried to compose did NOT go over the character limit, in fact there was 26 left to spare
Yummers
This one killed me, like literally ended my life, i am now dead, mourn me
Am I the only one who thinks he looks cute in all of his casts
amir had glasses on in the beginning and next shot he didnt *dun dun duuuuuuuuuh*
the ending kills me!!!! the fact he was super embarrassed about the song he made but even more upset Google deleted it!!!
God I love these guys
re-Upload these on a separate channel!
I will just go watch Troopers again untill something watchable comes up.
1:19 Jussie Smollet be like
I do job commands all day at work, Amir knows what it's like
0:12 0:15 0:44 0:52 that bottle is a low key teleporter
Best part of college humor!!!
"You wanna know how I got these scars."
college humor actually made me laugh for once damn
First one to make me laugh in a while
0:08 amir had glasses, 0:09 he didn't.
I liked college humor when they made good videos. Now all they make is ads and bad quality stuff. I'm coming back when they're better.
Just kidding I'm not a prick looking for attention.
Nailed it in one
*ads
But it is true
Sean Crawford thanks
yeah you are... you did the entire first paragraph just to grab attention, but turned it around in the final sentence so you don't get buttfucked by the comments section -_-
lol one of the best jake and amirs
I found this one quite funny. The coffee face was the best.
anyome notice that the chair Amir is sitting in is a wheelchair?
Amir's little secret about Jake is out...
King of doing job commands ✨😜💖
they predicted google home omg
"Why? I'm handicapibal!" 😂😂
Omg! A Jake and Amir commercial was on before this! So ironic!
I don't think you know what ironic means
Actually I do, and it's ironic because I wouldn't expect it and yet it actually happened. So for ME, it was funny IRONIC.
SunsetKitten4Ever that's coincidence .
The Iron Curtain smash
Taylor Dino Thanks, I guess what i've been taught just isn't right! The Iron Curtain Well, funny coincidence at least.
Why did he spend his days in a woodshed?
Finally Amir is suffering. Feel that amir? That is JUSTICE
lol havent seen these in years and they are just like when i left lol i guess if new people are laughing at it, its worth it
Jake looks really good in this vid.
love the fresh prince ref
2:14 lol that smile
FINALLY SOMETHING GOOD!!!
I can`t get over the blonde guy`s laugh face throughout all the scene.
I was put in a wheelchair by someone with real hair
good. bahahahaah I dont know why that gets me everytime
Are these the only things College Humor makes nowadays?
At 0:9 he is wearing glasses. At 0:11, he is not.
haha, in the first shot Amir has glasses, but in the one right after he doesnt :P
One cup freshly brewed coming right "UP" got me hahahhaha
Iiiiiinnnnn norther Buffalo born and raised in a wood shed is where I spent ALL of my days
Google has voice command?
Give Amir his own tv show please
So where is the comments show?
Yo! Can I replace your continuity guy? The girl in the background is missing during some cuts, and she doesn't even turn when he screams...
Not to mention the glasses in the opening shot.
Nooouuuu!
Khal Drogo what nooouu