Fasting Contest (with Ben Schwartz)
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- Опубликовано: 13 авг 2013
- In their fourth contest video Amir and Ben show why fasting makes them furious.
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This is one of those sketches that you have to go back and rewatch after knowing he was bread the whole time. The hints are subtle, but they're there.
Yeah like how he is wearing glasses
@@WilliamHasMeltedclassic bread move
Dueling a ham sandwich
I love the fact that Ben Schwartz’s character is so insane he makes AMIR the straight man.
And it's not forced at all.
God I miss these DVD jokes.
Remember it's going to come back in 4 years, in 4 months, and for 4 minutes.
Whoa, wasn't expecting to see you here.
@@simonzimmerman166 I come from the future
Sure, sure you do
Simon Zimmerman hello
I get it now. Amir would totally lose to a ham sandwich.
+DaaaahWhoosh he was bread the whole time
+DaaaahWhoosh Wait, but dos it have mayo?
Yes
Anti-Semite!
How big is the ham sandwich
love how he throws raisins at the bread.
I quote, “I can’t have a god damn raisin!” and, “He was bread the whole time,” to myself regularly.
Glad to know I'm not alone in this
I thought I caught them making a mistake when I realized hours 1-3 and 6 were of them in one spot arguing about the ham sandwich fight but then realized it's much funnier to think they left and did other things and then returned to the designated ham sandwich brick wall debate area
what are you
This is game theory level detective work.
Wow, I think I just found the biggest asshole on the internet. Quite an accomplishment!
@@bilbojenkins9105 And you're an ass.
Same same
Ben is to Amir what Amir is to Jake.
+Sam Lewis This is outside the J&A Universe.
+Sam Lewis
Sam is to Amir what Amir is to Jake
+kuudez Truth
+kuudez Nailed It.
+Sam Lewis Nah they're pretty equal
' You found out he was bread the whole time' OMG THATS GOLD
(The sixth sense one)
Blue Bowties oh my God they fucking told us....
Did anyone else want to hear the rest of Ben's song?
+SFMoiz yes. i was really into it. i was pretty sure it would get interrupted in some way though T.T.
If you're into the beat look up "Drift Away" by Dobie Gray
Ulquiorra4sama yeah but I wanted to hear the rest of that version
Give me a burger and some sauce creole,
I wanna dip chips in your salsa bowl and eat all day. EAT All Day!!
Ben Schwartz 2013: Fasting Contest
Ben Schwartz 2020: Sonic the Hedgehog
Coincidence? I think NOT
Gotta go fast!
HE WAS BREAD THE WHOLE TIIIIMMEEE!!!!!!
I’m not sure but is he someone from the new duck tales
656 still watch theses videos! the real ones
Whats the connection
I CANT HAVE A GODDAM RAISIN BREAK!
Thank you, I was looking for this exact quote because I saw it in the video and I was looking for someone that spelled it out for me word for word
No raisin breaks
I loved the glasses bit. Very funny B-)
The old days of College Humor... yes.
couldnt agree more
This isn’t the old days, Collegehumor has existed since like 1999.
Humour*
When did the new shit show begin?
I remember when ch invented the concept of humor like it was 2012... Because it was
Ben Schwartz & Amir compliment each other so well as acting partners.
You mean complement? I guess they would compliment each other too...
Gosh, I love Ben.
sydney yendys Your profile pic fits your comment.
+sydney yendys same
Agreed! ❤️
s who doesn’t
me too ♥
I love that Amir stops Ben from eating raisins half way through even though he would've won if he didn't!
I still sing “Well give me a beef bowl and eat bok choy,
I want to get dipped in some sauce that’s soy and eat all day.
Wanna eat all day
Gimme some leeks, koi and Dover sole
I want to eat Lox in my sushi rolls and eat all day.
EAT ALL DAAAY…”
They were almost breaking through that whole song 😂
Ftr they were parodying Drift Away by Dobie Gray if you ever want to listen to the original
After 15 hours, its still bright outside
Logic
You realize that during the summer solstice on each of the poles there can be 24 hours of sunlight? Who's to say this video wasn't shot outside of Santa's workshop.
Ever thought it was a different day? 4pm is still light and by 7am, it's definitely light the next day.
:O
Because they were totally in Antarctica
Who gives a shit, meanwhile he can't have a goddamn raisin bran
“I’m gonna make you eat those words”
This aged like fine wine
Never get so old watching Ben Schwartz :D he's my idol even in his new cartoon series RC9GN
i LOVE how Amir smiles the ENTIRE time!!! 😂😂😂
I kinda wish there was a sketch that was a DVD-off between these two
"Duvuhdee player"
Jesus, this guy...
Thank you, I was needing this quote for later use. Also, thank you for your indirect commentary
You're welcome, my love.
I loved the way he said that
That is one really long day.
I am watching this in the month of Ramadan, what a coincidence.
I hear you man, I can't have a goddamn piece of tamr
Me too.
Just have some raisins.
Ew
Same
Are they in alaska? because some how there is 14 hours of sunlight
Touché
You don't have to live in Alaska to have 14 hours of sunlight. I live in Virginia, and in August, when this was posted, it gets light before 6 AM and gets dark at around 8:30 PM
Well there was more than 14. Thats just when i thought of the comment
Jack, you're missing the point of the video
They could as well be in Finland.
this video has changed my life as in i watch it multiple times a day
The ham sandwich argument was hilarious!!!
I can't have a goddamn raisin break!!!!!
Every video with Ben is so freaking awesome!!!
This is the greatest sketch of all time. I've waiting to see this all my life. Everything is perfect
Great grammar
'Fasting Contest'
Ironic how this starred Sonic
Amir and Ben need to do a full version seafood song parody
What's the original song called?
Kevin Naderian Drift Away, there's been tons of covers over the years. the original is from like the 70s i think. google is your friend
***** Thanks :)
This is one of my favorite videos on all of youtube
OMG I've been trying to find this video for a long time Sweet, Loving It
why didn't Amir let Ben have his raisin break? then he would've won!
IBendon Amir was feeling slightly generous.
Because he was bread the whole time !
IBendon I know
I C A N T H A V E A G O D D A M N R A I S I N
Because he couldn’t resist depriving him of what he loves, even if it meant prolonging the contest.
7 years later:
video game characters
I love finding old ones I’ve missing. Such a big catalog
This is one of the best sketches collegehumor's ever done
I ship them so hard.
WOW! Your are one big pathetic loser.
i swear these are the two best people in the world
please make more of these!!
I miss these. Anybody else from 2018?
Ben Truly is a gift to this world
11 hours and the sun is still up huh :D
Time doesn't advance in the dimension through which College Humor videos are recorded and broadcasted, unless night is a crucial part of the video.
It was summer..
***** Scandinavia is enough, no need to go to Alaska :)
Probably in canada, sun sets at 9pm lmao
They traveled the surface of the earth along with the sun. Duh!
It genuinely made me laugh again after so many years. I miss Ben and Amir (plus Jake!)
I still come back to this video for the song sometimes
When people ask me what my sense of humor is, all I have to do is show them this video
I wish college humor made funny stuff more often
+Zane Millecchia Its not CollegeHumor, its Jake and Amir.
truuuuuuuuue that man
if they did then that would become the standard and they would need to make wayy better content to stand out from the new norm... i'm really high right now and i forgot what my original point was
ZombieByte my man Zombie Byte keep it rockin and rollin
This is the best College Humor video ever made
That was awesome. Make more.
I'm going to miss this so much it hurts :(
+epic cylnder This isn't jake and amir
+Chuck Hayes but amir left college humour, it's ben and amir, silly silly man
I fasted 19 hrs in ramadan month this year, felt a bit hungry after 8 hrs of physical work but in normal days it was easy as anything.
Yes but muslims train every year, so obviously they are going to be better at fasting.
I fast for 8 hours every day. And by fast I mean drive my Nissan GT-R.
ZeitLan Inc. No you don't have a nissan gtr. stop lying kid. The closest you got to a GTR was on a youtube video.
Haani Pasha I can smell your envy from here.
I can smell mommy's milk from your mouth. Kid.
I love you guys so much !!!!
One of my fav videos!
*"He was bread the whole time"*
Lmao 😂😂😂😭
"Do you know what's crazy? I love oranges but I hate orange juice."
"I'm the same way - I mean, I love tomatoes but I hate the way Japanese people drive."
"What?"
Such an underrated line
I used to hate tomatoes, and then I tried growing some and found out that they can be delicious! This year I forced a determinate tomato to rush to completion via heavy fertilization, it was crazy getting a whole crop out of a plant by early August, and in Canada! You could try a tomato sandwich, that also helped convert me, it's just toasted bread that is well buttered and a good slice of tomato, it's surprisingly good. Nowadays when I need the upgraded version I melt cheese over some bacon (you could use something else, like those fried onion Indian stores sell under the cheese), it's just beyond words with a few leaves of lettuce and a tomato slice!
That was one of the funniest CH I've seen in a while.
i think im gonna "throw UP"
made me laugh the hardest! lol
Is that jean-ralphio
Patrick Curtain yes
The wooooorst
Nope, it’s cherry dude
@@featherman9 no, it's carrot slatt
Still my favourite CollegeHumor Video.
Lol I don't know how I missed this video, but it's without doubt my new favorite
I CAN'T HAVE A GODDAMN RAISIN BREAK
Ben Schwartz can sing, I didn't realise
dude this was an awesome video, had me laugh out loud many times!
One of their funniest to date. Man!
"I can't eat a GODDAMN raisin!?"
Almost 2021 and I still can't hear Doobie Brother's "Give Me The Beat Boys" without singing out loud "I wanna get lost in a sauce that's soy"
What
you need to do more of these
This is the funniest video I have seen in my gosh diddly darn life!
I just noticed that Ben Shwartz is fucking Randy Cunningham.
and
+bunnyfaceperson123 John Ralphio
You walked in on them in the bedroom or what?
yass
I CANT EAT A GODDAMN RASIN??
I love the nested levels of humor! Genius!
I have a Dividi Player! Can't wait to watch those DVD's!
spoiler alert Amir was bread the whole time
I hate you😩😂😂😂 . I was literally waiting for the time he'd turn into bread the entire time
J
@@MissSilanda well to be fair he wrote spoiler alert
@@gomcocramp so?
Amir is already corpsing at 0:10 you can see shoulders shaking... Ben is a genius.
These contests with Ben schwartz are the best on this channel. Please make more...please
Can't believe how after all these years, and after all the times I've watched these videos, they still get me off guard with the DVD names.
4:20 Ben's reaction. I felt so bad when I saw it.
Ha! Fasting! Fast! Because he’s Sonic!!
It's funny how hours goes by and the lighting doesn't change at all.
this has to be my favorite college humor video of all time
Man Oregon has some dumb laws...
I can’t eat a goddamn raisin gets me every time
And I'm here in 2020. Damnn this maybe my favorite thing on the internet!
I could honestly listen to Amir and Ben sing about food for hours.
How is it not getting dark?
John Ralphio much?
It's Jean Ralphio. And no... Title literally includes his name.... Ben Schwarts.
Favorite episode omg
this is the best contest video
If it's been 12 hours, how is it still daytime???
I have a feeling that they just wrote the concept of an eating contest and just made up most of the dialogue, cause most of this seems pretty adlibbed to me
Jeffrey Slagle what?
Maybe, but they had DVD props in advance.
Love how it's still sunny 12 hours later.
I still enjoy this in 2020
I only clicked on this video because I thought the title said "Farting Contest".
00:50 I am going to make you eat your words
Well that reversed on Sonic
I am so totally subscribing.
The way Ben looks towards a non-existent audience at 0:40 is gold and I do it all the time