Ben Schwartz is such a great comedic actor. His every mannerism is perfection, like his disappointed mumbling "buuuh...sh... bu, uh, but I already bought em... I already bought em..." at 0:48.
He always plays such weird and insane characters it's so funny how normal and down-to-earth he is in real life. Like he's so boring irl it's great. Honestly he's an amazing actor.
I love how it goes from hour 16 where they are under the table. talking about morning wood, to then hour 19 with Amir choking, and then hour 22 when they are back under the table, talking about morning wood as if uninterrupted from hours before!
This man is sonic now in the animated movies. Let that sink in. Hes come so far, parks and rec, etc. I feel like a proud family member seeing bens success.
"Wow. I just met you." "This is crazy." "Here's my number." "Call me maybe." "All the other boys, they try to chase me." "What are you talking about?" Bahahah. :D
"Woah I just met you!" "This is crazy." "Here's my number!" "Yea, call me maybe." "All the other boys, they try to chase me." "Whaaaaatttt are you talking about?"
Remember the good youtube? when we could bitch about the occasional collegehumor shameless sellout video? Now collegehumor is awesome because it's the only channel with variety, everything else is just prank videos and pewdiepie.
Isabelle Quigley My understanding of the joke was that the movie was so horrible, that Amir didn't even want it mentioned. He then proceeds to beg and plead him to casually put it down like it never happened. Then in relief, thanks him. Saw a bit of the movie once myself *shivers* XD
Ben Schwartz is such a great comedic actor. His every mannerism is perfection, like his disappointed mumbling "buuuh...sh... bu, uh, but I already bought em... I already bought em..." at 0:48.
He always plays such weird and insane characters it's so funny how normal and down-to-earth he is in real life. Like he's so boring irl it's great. Honestly he's an amazing actor.
He was hilarious in parks and rec
It's such an amazingly authentic and natural line delivery, I love it
Hahaha he be a Randy Cunningham
I love how it goes from hour 16 where they are under the table. talking about morning wood, to then hour 19 with Amir choking, and then hour 22 when they are back under the table, talking about morning wood as if uninterrupted from hours before!
Why do they call it "Morning wood when it feels like pudding"? Amir's face when Ben said that. XD
No no I know what you're saying
He was bread the whole time
AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
i too watched the video
Haha CANNIBALISM
Mitchell Stephens apparently you didn’t cuz they never actually say that in this video
Devilyaki e
It's been 9 years and I still say "I think I can do anything I put my mind to" on a regular basis
"This is so hard"
"What's wrong?"
"I just had lunch"
"Whatcha eat?"
*wink* "12 foot sub"
Best part.
Inch*
+Dr. Raid Did you watch the video? 1:20
+Dr. Raid you are such a fucking idiot
Matt Potts Ooooh sounds good
Matt Potts i
"I heard, with the Avengers, after the credits, if you wait all the way to the end... they kick you out."
hahahahah
"I love Easter eggs"
There are so many comedy gold moments in these contest videos. DAMN!!! Its like a treasure chest for comedy lovers
morning pudding
i love how ben says "the sun looks so beautiful when it's setting" and it's already night time
I spent the whole night yesterday watching Ben Schwartz videos.
This guys is like one of my favorite comedic actors ever.
"Amir I'm gonna kill myself tonight" had me dying does that make me a bad person
clever
I'll be joining you in hell
no it was fucking HILARIOUS
Your comment makes you bad at punctuating.
Finding an Amir + Ben video contest is similar to winning the lottery, always a blast.
I. Love. Ben. Schwartz. Each of those were complete thoughts.
His suicide is so perfectly slipped in there. One of my favorite skits.
Hehe "slipped"? Gettit? Because he slipped out of the window?
Ah, darn.
"I think I can do anything I put my mind to." That's one of the best lines.
This man is sonic now in the animated movies. Let that sink in. Hes come so far, parks and rec, etc. I feel like a proud family member seeing bens success.
Amir's face when he was talking about morning pudding had me dying lol
"Wow. I just met you."
"This is crazy."
"Here's my number."
"Call me maybe."
"All the other boys, they try to chase me."
"What are you talking about?"
Bahahah. :D
Gets me every time.
"I think I can do anything I put my mind to." - Amir Valerie Blumenfeld. That was beautiful :')
Amir: Exists
Ben: Are you challenging me?
I love ben's reaction when amir says "no im good" haha
Just got home from a 9 hour shift of nonstop standing up. This has made the whole thing a lot better. Thanks, CollegeHumor.
Hahaha they were awake longer in this contest than the stay awake contest.
These contest videos are the best non-Jake and Amir videos on CollegeHumor! Great concept! Solid humor!
buuuhhhhhh shh...
but I already bought em
I already bought em.
I love when they pop out the DVDs, never gets old!
Is there an inside joke with the look who's talking DVD, Amir's reaction to it was priceless xD
Amir "I think I can do anything I put my mind to." Such deeps words...Love it.
00:33 "do you not have a DVD?" LOL
I... every single scene and every single part made me laugh... 11/10
It's 2:00 am and I am hungry and that sandwich looks delicious!!!😫😫
Janimatics ... so call me maybe
2:00 - 2:15 gets me so bad every single time
nicolegend I dont get that joke
+Briggleton --- ben said the title of the movie and amir thought he was actually sayin it but he was just talking about the movie
I want to know what Look Who’s Talking did to Amir to make him so afraid of it
Doubtless something to do with his dad
i LOVE the skits with Ben in them! keep 'em coming guys!!!
Everytime I watch this I want a subway sandwich
These are some of my favourite collegehumour videos
I love you guys so much. Maybe cause I'm a little tipsy. But still. I love you.
What a long way we’ve come in 11 years
"amir im gonna kill myself tonight" lolololol
What?
Harcix it’s a quote from the video
@@augustwilliam7677 Yeah, I think he knows. He was also quoting the video.
these are the best videos college humor puts out
"Woah I just met you!"
"This is crazy."
"Here's my number!"
"Yea, call me maybe."
"All the other boys, they try to chase me."
"Whaaaaatttt are you talking about?"
OMFG NEVER ENDING STORY. Thats the moving I couldnt remember the name of for the past 10years, ty college humor
Awh Ben sounds so disappointed :( 0:48
Haha, love this. These two get along so well together, they must make more of these vids! :D
"Yes, and Jewish Law."
"Is that the one where he can't eat piggies?"
oh god my sides
The sun looks so beautiful when it's setting.
+Mdd M What?
+Mdd M *smacking noises, wiggle dance*
Amir I'm gonna kill myself tonight
I used to have a piggy bank. What happened to it. It was a real pig died from coin poisoning.LOL
My favourite collegehumour video ever!
"Why do they call it morning wood when it feels like pudding?"
..wa..wait w..what?
literally the best thing I've ever watched
I always imagined the Amir in this is the same Amir from Jake and Amir.
It is...
Evan Shaner I think he meant not the the literal actor Amir but the whiny chipmunk of a 'human' that is the Jake and Amir character.
These contest videos are among collegehumor's best
This always makes me want a sandwhich...
2021 this is still one of my favorites!
When he said it's a never ending story with you, I was so disappointed at the lack of a "The Never-Ending Story" DVD.
That was the joke!
That was awesome,one of the best videos for a while :)
Remember the good youtube? when we could bitch about the occasional collegehumor shameless sellout video? Now collegehumor is awesome because it's the only channel with variety, everything else is just prank videos and pewdiepie.
Dude look at the channel now :'(
..You don't explore youtube that much, do you?
Aged well:
This comment:
Best college humor video in a long time
"In the sandwich!" XD
I’m glad these are getting recommended for me in 2020. Ben Schwartz is great 😂
same, some of the humor is very 2012 but its still pretty funny and i love ben schwartz with all my heart
@@rachelladue1572 we could all use a little more 2012 right now. The actual year, not the movie.
Ha, joke's on Amir, he got insane food poisoning afterwards.
This is the best collegehumor series
Why do they call it morning wood when it feels like pudding?
Oh god. 'raises dvd'
"Erectile dysfunction." Raises dvd
Lol Bens reaction when he realizes he eats Amirs sandwhich is priceless for such a dumb trick
Amir -1
Ben - 0
These things always seem super chill
Look whos talking. Put it down hahaha
wait i don't get that part.. :/
Isabelle Quigley
My understanding of the joke was that the movie was so horrible, that Amir didn't even want it mentioned. He then proceeds to beg and plead him to casually put it down like it never happened. Then in relief, thanks him. Saw a bit of the movie once myself *shivers* XD
Ohh ok got it! Thanks!
This video deserves many awards
He was bread the whole time.
These two need more collabs!
Please tell me there are some Randy Cunningham fans watching this!
me
I Love Randy Cunningham
YES. I've been waiting for this.
Chewing noises make this gross.
yo what's up dude
@@turnleftaticeland how so
Those jokes with the movie titles are without a doubt the funniest part of these videos.
i love these two together.
i love that they go back under the desk 6 hrs later to talk about morning wood/pudding again
All the College Humor videos with Ben Schwartz in them are brilliant
I love how the time of day never changes.
this is why i subscribed 3 years ago
I saw this like a month ago on their site, I just had to come here to like it.
I love Ben & Amir's contest!!!
that was some crazy stuff!!!ohh also we the viewers demand more of this more often!!!#keeptheviews
Ben and Amir are amazing. More please.
Every video with Ben is hilarious! He should be a college humor regular.
"I think I can do anything I put my mind to".
Someone clearly listened to their parents growing up
I love these contests.
"why did they call it morning wood". ... haha lmao
that call me maybe reference had me and then the "whaaat are you talking about" ben schwartz is the best
Princess bride ending: I switch glasses when your back was turned Ha ha you fool!
Drinking Soda Contest was my favorite thing ever. I'm about to press the play button to this and jizz everywhere.
The Call me Maybe bit is one of my favorite Ben Scwarz and J&A jokes of all time.
THESE 2 ARE HILARIOUS. MAKE MOREEE. MOREEEEE
home alone AND the princess bride switcharoo
oh man it's soo good i cried
I've never seen it, but from 1:04 to 1:18 I assume this is what Deal Or No Deal is like.
I was introduced to this amazing comedian by the Polygon interview Patrick did.
God I used to think this was the pinnacle of comedy when I was in 12th grade
Boy I love them together xD
My two favorite people in the world
The end put a huge smile on my face. Ah, Home Alone....
Why do they call it morning wood when it feels like pudding
Great movie called Angels and Rotten Souls, the audio is from a scene in Home Alone when he's watching the movie.