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  • @katzen3314
    @katzen3314 8 лет назад +956

    I KNOW I think I can drink more soda than you...

    • @MostafaElSakari
      @MostafaElSakari 5 лет назад +4

      Why isn’t there any comments on this?

    • @n0where189
      @n0where189 5 лет назад +8

      @@MostafaElSakari there are. This one.

    • @tannerstiverson
      @tannerstiverson 4 года назад

      N0where and this one

    • @SHx589
      @SHx589 4 года назад +1

      Tanner Stiverson and this one

  • @TheRandomCommenter
    @TheRandomCommenter 7 лет назад +763

    "I can't feel my arm"
    "I can"
    "Thank god"
    That was amazing

  • @tizzyice
    @tizzyice 9 лет назад +196

    Amir: "What are you doing?"
    Ben: "You idiot I read somewhere this is the best way to get it down."
    Amir: "The bun or the soda?"
    Ben: "Fuck."

  • @samjasek1755
    @samjasek1755 3 года назад +105

    Ahhhh the irony of the duck tales joke coming full circle with Ben playing Dewey

    • @valeriaalonso4030
      @valeriaalonso4030 Год назад +4

      He a Ninja Turtles Of Leo 💙🐢🥰

    • @kingtut5154
      @kingtut5154 Год назад +2

      He must of drank so much the night before that role

    • @esdigital5259
      @esdigital5259 Год назад +1

      He also plays sonic

    • @jonathanstern5537
      @jonathanstern5537 9 месяцев назад

      And he plays a perfectly human shape-shifter on Invincible.

  • @lskulski
    @lskulski 7 лет назад +202

    Ben's duck blur joke is funnier considering he's in duck tales now.

  • @DavidHar
    @DavidHar 8 лет назад +327

    I want to see the 'who can get to the hospital quicker'-contest!

    • @ForgefaneCreations
      @ForgefaneCreations 8 лет назад +57

      Spoiler - Amir won :)

    • @bdeamon1
      @bdeamon1 8 лет назад +26

      ben tried to hitchhike, but amir peed on a cop and was beaten so badly that he was reluctantly sent to the emergency room

    • @stronghold8266
      @stronghold8266 2 года назад

      Idiots

  • @rxgj1248
    @rxgj1248 8 лет назад +297

    hahaha kiss me
    what?
    nothing

  • @starfiyaharts
    @starfiyaharts 6 лет назад +48

    1:37 this video is 7 years old.. can’t believe ben was foreshadowing his role on ducktales so early

  • @annalisapizza9559
    @annalisapizza9559 8 лет назад +95

    These scripts...if they're even scripted... are brilliant.

    • @sam21skin
      @sam21skin 4 года назад +13

      They do a Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir with Ben and they talk about how it’s usually unscripted, they go in with ideas and quirks and some script but there’s lots of room for embellishment

  • @KEVINJOBY
    @KEVINJOBY 10 лет назад +1328

    Hahah
    "I cant feel my arm"
    "I can"
    "Oh, thank God"

    • @sammystank7174
      @sammystank7174 9 лет назад +49

      Its almost like you watched the video

    • @MrSitefy
      @MrSitefy 9 лет назад +3

      Tucker Lang you sir, are a funny human

    • @bunnyfaceperson123
      @bunnyfaceperson123 9 лет назад +4

      +Spildo --- No he isn't.

    • @TylerDurdenIsRad
      @TylerDurdenIsRad 4 года назад +1

      sammy's tank ass

    • @molybdenumrose
      @molybdenumrose 4 года назад +23

      the only blue life I care about is Mr. Schwartz's good friend Sonic T Hedgehog

  • @xpledgeturnprestigex
    @xpledgeturnprestigex 12 лет назад +48

    I love how you can see Amir cracking up every now and then. They probably couldn't get any better takes because Ben always makes Amir laugh.

  • @justinallen5166
    @justinallen5166 9 лет назад +326

    that noise ben makes at the beginning

    • @julsmul7164
      @julsmul7164 9 лет назад +5

      Justin Allen what about it?

    • @Skeluz
      @Skeluz 9 лет назад +6

      +Julsmul
      What is he saying?
      "Homo".... "Ho-ho-ho ho homo"? :)

    • @mysidianbard5890
      @mysidianbard5890 8 лет назад +1

      I have no idea how they kept straight faces.

    • @bulloran1965
      @bulloran1965 5 лет назад +1

      when you dont know how to start a sketch. so fuckin funny tho

    • @ukodus7317
      @ukodus7317 5 лет назад

      I always thought he was saying elmo

  • @Devilyaki
    @Devilyaki 10 лет назад +365

    He was bread the whole time!

  • @jessicavillalobos2449
    @jessicavillalobos2449 9 лет назад +250

    Amir- "Kiss me!"
    Ben- "Whahh?"
    Amir- " Nothing"
    Both- "aahabsvnfgdkdbh"

    • @lemongear6802
      @lemongear6802 9 лет назад +12

      +Jessica Villalobos
      Its almost like you watched the video

  • @lh4864
    @lh4864 8 лет назад +162

    Currently binge watching Ben Schwartz videos. He's a national treasure

  • @myasera1769
    @myasera1769 9 лет назад +35

    The horrified expression on Ben's face at the end kills me every time oh my god

  • @wanderingwildlife6639
    @wanderingwildlife6639 Год назад +18

    I can’t believe Ben single handed predicted being in Ducktales

  • @h.m.6024
    @h.m.6024 8 лет назад +158

    "I cant feel my arm."
    "I can."
    "Thank god."
    😂😂😂😂

  • @StudioYMJ
    @StudioYMJ 12 лет назад +15

    "can i add one more rule?"
    "Is it about the amount of bottles"
    "I want it to be six"
    "it's too late"

  • @andrewmichos3404
    @andrewmichos3404 4 года назад +27

    I find these guys GENUINELY hilarious. They are so funny together.
    The bun or the soda?! Hahaha

  • @carlym9347
    @carlym9347 6 лет назад +36

    He was making Ducktales references before he was Dewey on the new Ducktales

  • @calebklingerman7902
    @calebklingerman7902 3 года назад +9

    This may be my favorite collegehumor vid of all time. “I can’t feel my arm...” “I can” “Thank God”

  • @sublimecourage
    @sublimecourage 8 лет назад +127

    ben schwartz is the funniest OMG

  • @Roselieansy
    @Roselieansy 10 лет назад +54

    0:18 There needs to be a reaction gif of that.

    • @kajegderp622
      @kajegderp622 10 лет назад +1

      why? i dont see why or what it could relate to.. wasnt really that funny idk why u would even say there needs to be a reaction gif to that

    • @Roselieansy
      @Roselieansy 10 лет назад +7

      Kajeg Derp It's a perfect reaction gif to someone who is either pissing you off or trolling you.

    • @kajegderp622
      @kajegderp622 10 лет назад

      ok thnx

    • @AlphaChopstick
      @AlphaChopstick 5 лет назад

      Kajeg Derp I know this is a really old comment but that is actually my favorite part of the video lmao. He looks genuinely offended just by Amir taking a sip of soda and nothing else

    • @spicerc1244
      @spicerc1244 4 года назад

      I prefer Amir's "what" over the nondescript one you're pointing out. What is wrong with you?

  • @ledzeprulz
    @ledzeprulz 9 лет назад +50

    Ducktales reference is on point haha!

    • @ergolineL
      @ergolineL 8 лет назад +1

      I was hoping someone else got that.

    • @Asterluna
      @Asterluna 6 лет назад +6

      And now Ben Schwartz is in the reboot!

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 4 года назад

      So weird.

  • @stevenfriedman2902
    @stevenfriedman2902 9 лет назад +332

    [FUNNIEST QUOTE OF THIS VIDEO]

    • @jflanagan9696
      @jflanagan9696 9 лет назад +64

      Steven Friedman [WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT, PRAISE, OR RIDICULE]

    • @Yaco_Taco
      @Yaco_Taco 8 лет назад +57

      +Steven Friedman [DEROGATORY RESPONSE TO THE NATURE OF ABOVE COMMENTS]

    • @aydenfarquhar9195
      @aydenfarquhar9195 8 лет назад +14

      I outta say it was
      Ben: "I can't feel my arm!"
      Amir grabs bens arm
      Amir:"I can."
      Ben: "Oh thank god!"

    • @torpedex4600
      @torpedex4600 6 лет назад +5

      CAN U TASTE THE HUMMOOOS

    • @BagofBonesJAW
      @BagofBonesJAW 6 лет назад +2

      OH GOD!

  • @Phazon8058MS
    @Phazon8058MS 9 лет назад +34

    God these videos have so many gif-able moments.

  • @katelynpringle5506
    @katelynpringle5506 5 лет назад +7

    It took me 6 years but I finally understand the “duck blur” joke.

  • @drakkingothgod
    @drakkingothgod 12 лет назад +11

    the episodes with Ben are always so damn hilarious, I shit myself laughing at this one, LOL

  • @Laf92
    @Laf92 8 лет назад +79

    He was bread the whole time

  • @chain-wallet
    @chain-wallet 6 лет назад +39

    ben Schwartz looks like a bizarro joke version of steve from stranger things

    • @iwaitec
      @iwaitec 6 лет назад +1

      B Dean im faded at 1137pm saturday night reading this and im cracking the f up

    • @chain-wallet
      @chain-wallet 6 лет назад

      IC Dub hahaha lol right

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 3 года назад +1

      There is a youtube video about that with them both! And if you haven't seen it yet you're totally gonna love it! Just search for Steve & Jean-Ralphio 😁

  • @MsO-16
    @MsO-16 12 лет назад +5

    the sketches with Ben are ALWAYS the funniest!

  • @qwert12345asdfgzxcvb
    @qwert12345asdfgzxcvb 9 лет назад +14

    Man, he would have so many health problems from drinking 11 bottles of soda that quickly

  • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
    @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 9 лет назад +13

    Best ending to a CollegeHumor video ever.

  • @MrSturgeonGeneral
    @MrSturgeonGeneral 12 лет назад +3

    "KISS ME!" "What?" "NOTHING!"

  • @carlym9347
    @carlym9347 6 лет назад +3

    1:39 Ben was making Ducktales references before he found out he would be Dewey

  • @Chruxl4
    @Chruxl4 11 лет назад +3

    1:35 It took me longer than I'd like to admit to realize they were quoting the Duck Tales theme song.

  • @nadaazahra1609
    @nadaazahra1609 7 лет назад +24

    A Ducktales Reference.... funny how ben's gonna be Dewey in the new Reboot

  • @MCPhatman
    @MCPhatman 6 лет назад +3

    Ben Schwartz making a ducktales joke is gold...now just a TMNT and a Sonic joke.

  • @10jar8
    @10jar8 12 лет назад +7

    Amir: "Kiss me!"
    Ben: "What?"
    Amir: "Nothing"
    LOL

  • @zeama77
    @zeama77 10 лет назад +58

    i cant feel my arm i can oh thank god i spit my soda lmfao

    • @5x3x1x5
      @5x3x1x5 9 лет назад +18

      you think you can spit more soda than me?

    • @ezio1612
      @ezio1612 9 лет назад +11

      5x3x1x5 I know I think I can spit more soda than you.

    • @jasonkelly1692
      @jasonkelly1692 9 лет назад +8

      ezio1612 Then let's have a contest. A SPITTING SODA contest!

    • @ezio1612
      @ezio1612 9 лет назад +7

      ***** I don't know, last time we had a contest I ended up in a grave

    • @jasonkelly1692
      @jasonkelly1692 9 лет назад +7

      ezio1612 Yeah but it was a 'who can get to the graveyard first' contest.

  • @moracomole8090
    @moracomole8090 10 лет назад +19

    2:00
    this really is some comedy genius

  • @sarchesto3451
    @sarchesto3451 6 лет назад +8

    Ben predicts he will be in on a duck tales remake

  • @TheSadowdragonGroup
    @TheSadowdragonGroup 6 лет назад +1

    That duck blur line. Foreshadowing.

  • @Synsane
    @Synsane 11 лет назад +3

    I've seen this like 5 times, yet I hysterically laughed out loud harder than ever before. They're an amazing duo.

  • @azurerandomness
    @azurerandomness 5 лет назад +3

    1:35
    Ducktales reference noticed

  • @rascal31509
    @rascal31509 12 лет назад +5

    Ben: "I cant feel my arm."
    Amir: -feels bens arm-
    Amir: "I can!"
    Ben: "oh thank god.."

  • @wingedsharkstar
    @wingedsharkstar 9 лет назад +7

    one of my favorite CH videos :P
    i will now give it the highest stamp of approval with a sincere LOL

  • @claymaestor
    @claymaestor 11 лет назад +2

    Hahahah:
    "Kiss me!"
    "What?"
    "Nothing"

  • @HansAlRachid
    @HansAlRachid 3 года назад +2

    To this day, whenever I eat or even just see some Hummus, I am reminded of this video.

  • @VasishthaSookraj
    @VasishthaSookraj 5 лет назад +3

    1:55 Amir, I wouldn’t try to drink that other bottle. The cap is still on.

  • @HomestarRunner20X6
    @HomestarRunner20X6 8 лет назад +5

    Ace & Jocelyn poster in the background. I want one.

  • @maddiestein8244
    @maddiestein8244 7 лет назад +31

    this sketch without amir and ben would be nothing. N O T H I N G

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 7 лет назад +21

      well, yeah.

    • @maddiestein8244
      @maddiestein8244 7 лет назад +2

      i meant if they had different actors for the sketch instead of amir and ben lol

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 3 года назад +4

      Just a shot of an empty room with a giant sandwich and scattered DVDs for 2 minutes straight.

    • @maddiestein8244
      @maddiestein8244 3 года назад

      @@Strummie lmao

    • @skillmyster666
      @skillmyster666 Год назад

      @@Strummie interior: i don't give a flaming fart

  • @BodTheGrinch
    @BodTheGrinch 7 лет назад +1

    The dramatic final scene is hilariously well acted. Like, kind of powerful stuff! There's something hysterical about the fact that they played that so well.

  • @TheTessbella
    @TheTessbella 12 лет назад +2

    "I can't feel my arm." *grabs arm* "I can" "Oh thank god." SO FUNNY!!!

  • @mysidianbard5890
    @mysidianbard5890 7 лет назад +4

    I would love to see the outtakes from the opening scene. I have no idea how they kept it together when Ben was making those sounds.

  • @theamazingasherbukenya9
    @theamazingasherbukenya9 2 года назад +4

    1:35 did he just predict the future

  • @plasticstraw5033
    @plasticstraw5033 3 года назад +3

    how did he predict he would be in ducktales 6 years after this vid

  • @Sk3tch2
    @Sk3tch2 11 лет назад +1

    "I can't feel my arm... I can, thank god" I fucking lost it xD

  • @Enzombie
    @Enzombie 6 лет назад +1

    - Kiss me!
    - What?
    - Nothing!

  • @IMatchoNation
    @IMatchoNation 9 лет назад +4

    Younger Ben Schwartz is even sexier than older Ben Schwartz. Truth Bomb. Dropped.

  • @Alec.V.
    @Alec.V. 4 года назад +3

    Did they predict Ben Schwartz being in the new Ducktales?

  • @23petals
    @23petals 10 лет назад +4

    these are INCREDIBLE

  • @donkeyperfection
    @donkeyperfection 11 лет назад +1

    "I can't feel my arm." "I can." "Thank god."

  • @ASwallie65
    @ASwallie65 5 лет назад +2

    How poetic that they referred to DuckTales and later Ben is a voice actor in the DT remake

  • @TheWolfGuardians
    @TheWolfGuardians 4 года назад +3

    Nice Ducktales reference

  • @clinteastwood1339
    @clinteastwood1339 8 лет назад +22

    Yessir

  • @celpas
    @celpas 6 лет назад +4

    i love the ducktales reference because ben is part of the reboot now

  • @brycesmith6427
    @brycesmith6427 4 года назад +1

    The fact that they made a real specific ducktales reference and then ben played a character on ducktales mskes me v happy

  • @grellish
    @grellish 11 лет назад +1

    - I can't feel my arm.
    - I can.
    - Thank god.

  • @joshneedle111
    @joshneedle111 10 лет назад +21

    I swear ben should be Leron

    • @IrregGreg
      @IrregGreg 10 лет назад +7

      I really hope Ben turns out to be Mickey, my friend..

    • @demoeman
      @demoeman 10 лет назад

      IrregGreg Or Amir's friend Widely.

    • @joshneedle111
      @joshneedle111 10 лет назад

      Or Den.

    • @IrregGreg
      @IrregGreg 10 лет назад

      Tim Robotin Except that we know what Den looks like...

    • @joshneedle111
      @joshneedle111 10 лет назад

      IrregGreg oh shit thats right! (Facepalm)

  • @quirkyatom2966
    @quirkyatom2966 10 лет назад +4

    Oh my gosh... At 1:28, I was actually... Suddenly... Very attracted to Amir.
    *dun dun dun dah*

  • @frylxvii5674
    @frylxvii5674 7 лет назад +3

    It's a... duck blur!

  • @MizzBellaKitty
    @MizzBellaKitty 6 лет назад +1

    All I can think about is Randy Cunningham challenging someone to a soda drinking contest

  • @cowcow9797
    @cowcow9797 8 лет назад +1

    I love the Ace and Jocelyn poster in the background

  • @ToaastyKoyote
    @ToaastyKoyote 9 лет назад +22

    Fucking Eleven!!!!

  • @4tniteborger936
    @4tniteborger936 7 лет назад +478

    Who else came from Klance?

  • @kmaprod
    @kmaprod 12 лет назад +1

    When these two get together, the universe explodes with hilarity.

  • @D4C0WG035M00
    @D4C0WG035M00 12 лет назад

    2:35 the way he just falls LOOOOOL OMG! BEN SCHWARTZ FOR PRESIDENT!

  • @eodmike82
    @eodmike82 12 лет назад

    "Race cars, lasers, Airplanes! It's a Duckblur" I love the Duck Tales reference

  • @dakotacabana1229
    @dakotacabana1229 9 лет назад +2

    "Alright, we need sketch ideas!"
    "I have an idea! We give a schizophrenic a lot of drugs, then go from there!"

  • @mevicky100
    @mevicky100 11 лет назад

    the face Amir makes when they both say HUMUS is priceless

  • @JohnGuastavino1
    @JohnGuastavino1 5 лет назад +1

    "Racecars? Lasers?"
    "Aeroplanes, yeah I told you it was a duck blur!"

  • @ImSquiggs
    @ImSquiggs Год назад +2

    Hahah, is Ben referencing the Duck Tales song when he says his drunken night is a "duck blur"?

  • @SuperiorSwagon1
    @SuperiorSwagon1 12 лет назад

    This is my FAVORITE CH video of all time.

  • @frozen2010july
    @frozen2010july 11 лет назад +1

    ben: "i cant feel my arm"
    amir: "i can"
    ben: "thank god"

  • @lenamathiason925
    @lenamathiason925 3 года назад +1

    That goddam Ducktales reference though

  • @jawshXo
    @jawshXo 10 лет назад +2

    I know this is an old video but it cracks me up every time.

  • @danicakrysak6379
    @danicakrysak6379 6 лет назад

    As I’m rewatching this for the thousandth time I realize Ben made a ducktales joke, a show he is now on.

  • @woutervandekamp5532
    @woutervandekamp5532 11 лет назад

    HAHAHAHAA ''Kiss me! - ''What?? - Nothing... I laughed so hard!!

  • @sircloud1213
    @sircloud1213 12 лет назад +1

    "Kiss me!"
    "What?"
    "Nothing!"

  • @DrunkChikens456
    @DrunkChikens456 12 лет назад +1

    "you're the one that I want-"
    "kiss me!"
    "haha what?"
    "nothing!"

  • @KaMeHaMeHa9021000
    @KaMeHaMeHa9021000 7 лет назад

    How is it I've been watching these videos for years and I STILL keeping finding ones that I haven't seen!?

  • @levigarrett2798
    @levigarrett2798 12 лет назад +1

    Amir-"kiss me"
    Ben-"what"
    Amir-"NOTHING"
    LOL

  • @tabbi5525
    @tabbi5525 12 лет назад

    last night was a total duck blur
    race cars, lasers --?
    aero-planes? yeah, i told you it was a duck blur!
    DIED laughing!

  • @myrin265
    @myrin265 4 года назад +1

    1:38 This was six years before the DuckTales reboot. That's goddamn amazing.

  • @MrMatWeller
    @MrMatWeller 12 лет назад

    You have my undying love and dedication for the DuckTales call out.

  • @Demotivational_Monarch
    @Demotivational_Monarch 4 года назад +2

    Ben Schwartz is apparently very successful now

  • @sleepywalker87
    @sleepywalker87 6 лет назад

    He told him he could drink more soda than him. And it was beautiful.

  • @legoindy111
    @legoindy111 11 лет назад

    I like how crudely some of the DVD covers are taped on