Vinny's "You don't understand... THE WAY THINGS WORK" is one of my favourite acting moments of all time. You can see him getting wound up right before he loses it. Awesome acting, and absolutely hilarious. He genuinely seems like he's absolutely snapped.
I also appreciate how, when Amir presents his neck to be stabbed, Kelly recoils and starts crying. It's hard to believe they got all of that in a single take.
speedcubedude in turkey they do grading from six to 1, 1 being the lowest. This is for everyone who didn't get the joke. (I might be wrong but I'm like 80 percent I'm right
DrizzleAndPour in this case a 1 is referring to the score on the AP Exam, which is the exam you take to determine how much (if any) college credit you get for taking the course
It's videos like this that remind me that in the Jake and Amir world, they could just tie Amir up and take turns beating him until he died, and all they'd have to do was point at him and say "I rest my case" and the judge would let them off.
Love how in the shot after Amir mentions his foot fetish the girl is sitting on the other end of the couch. It's small details like this that really do it for me.
***** Some people, myself included, can't stand when people use the wrong they're, there or their. Same goes for to, too and two. It's just an ocd thing.... nazi time *You forgot the other three mistakes, bro. Learn to grammar nazi right.* in correct grammar you always spell out numbers one through nine, and you would use a comma before "Bro" as your pitch lowers when u say it. I have clearly won the internets.
Megaseven AP classes are graded differently since they're for college credit, and you only get the credit if you pass the AP test. So you can still get an A-F in the class, but you don't get the college credit if you don't get at least a 4 on the AP test.
I can imagine Jack telling Amir the step by step happenings of this event because he’s oblivious to why Kelly & Vinny aren’t talking to him/throwing bricks at him “You told the two worst jokes I’ve ever heard dude, you first said ‘third in long, well my shlong is long’ to which when nobody laughed you cried ‘alright no you know what social experiment I’m going to write down a joke on a piece of paper and Jakes gonna say it because I think the only reason you guys aren’t laughing now is because you have a vendetta against me’ and whilst writing it you stabbed Kelly in the hand with the pen you were using so if they didn’t have a vendetta against you then they should do now” ‘Do they?’ “They should do because you’re an awful person and you deserve it… you then started taking in great detail about spying on people having sex & what you do. You talked about auto erotic explicitation. It was really uncomfortable dude”
Amir may have gotten a 1 on the AP exam but he seems to have somewhat paid attention in bio considering his correct use of the words phalanges and trachea
It's so sad being a Jags fan right now that it's actually exciting just to hear them mention their name in a video. I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.
There's comments here from when this video was released with douchebags saying "Remember when CH was funny?" 5 years from now there will be comments from douchebags saying "Zac & Grant aren't funny, remember Jake & Amir on the couch?". You're all douchebags.
ApartmentViews Call it by it's true name! Football is what you call soccer... seriously follow the rest of the world with this I mean rugby sounds even better for that sport... Now I will go back into my grumpy cave and grump
ApartmentViews But it's not a fucking ball.And for most of the game they use their hands. I understand if someone calls Gaelic football football but not what ye call football.
A few years ago, my friend called some kid a nimrod. He got mad so we looked it up in a dictionary and now know that nimrod was a type of ancient warrior or something. That kid is our friend so we started calling him a dormin which got him sooo mad XD
Vinny's "You don't understand... THE WAY THINGS WORK" is one of my favourite acting moments of all time. You can see him getting wound up right before he loses it. Awesome acting, and absolutely hilarious. He genuinely seems like he's absolutely snapped.
I agree
I also appreciate how, when Amir presents his neck to be stabbed, Kelly recoils and starts crying. It's hard to believe they got all of that in a single take.
@@JeremyHoffmanhaha true, that's an absolutely golden take.
"It's not the other leading detergents!" lmao
😭😭
"Wait weren't you in AP Bio?" "Yeah, I got a 1" killed me
ya fuckin nimrod
speedcubedude in turkey they do grading from six to 1, 1 being the lowest. This is for everyone who didn't get the joke. (I might be wrong but I'm like 80 percent I'm right
DrizzleAndPour in this case a 1 is referring to the score on the AP Exam, which is the exam you take to determine how much (if any) college credit you get for taking the course
wrong. AP exams are graded on a scale from 1-5. it turns out that you're the one who didn't get the joke...
1 is 100%
Progressively putting distance between Kelly and Amir.
Dick Grayson citzen kane shit right there
Hamza Bajwa Can you say: three academy awards?
best cinematography if I would say so myself
Love how Vinny chokes on his drink @ 2:54 when Amir mentions his affection towards voyeurism
At the same time Kelly right there tries to stop herself from smiling
@@infaBmous I don't think you know what a smile is
@@ChaelSonnen000 Nope, he's right. Look closely.
Watching people fuck, and shit
it's not the other leading detergents
Is it Tide? Please don't tell me don't tell me. Is it Tide, though?
Ohhhh, I always thought he was saying "is it tied?"
"You DON'T understand, THE WAY THINGS WORK!!!"
You can tell he hasn't had much Amir exposure.
Pootis Vonpoot iiii
@@ethownzbh nah Jake would say the same thing and he’s known him for over a decade
It's videos like this that remind me that in the Jake and Amir world, they could just tie Amir up and take turns beating him until he died, and all they'd have to do was point at him and say "I rest my case" and the judge would let them off.
Dylan Johnson they ganged up on Amir so hard, his dad freaking moved
then murph would beat jake up
More like GET them off when the leading prosecutor gives them a handy and a blow!
@@AlphaChopstick they dealt him so many blasts that meant harm
@@jonahamosbuzzard-roberts5963 two jobs for the price of fun
Kelly switching seats after "I do" is perfect 🤣
I love how Amir apologizes to Jake for hitting him on the forehead but not to Kelly for stabbing her in the hand
she looks so devastated, great acting really
Who is she?
@@metaforically Kelly Hudson, ucb
Yea I agree but she did crack a little smile once amir talked about voyeurism
He just kind of shows up...
Love how in the shot after Amir mentions his foot fetish the girl is sitting on the other end of the couch. It's small details like this that really do it for me.
Machouseproductions and after he stabs her, he's moved even further away!
and the red guy gets so happy when the girl wins against amir.
And she's wearing a band aid where he stabbed her
yeah no one noticed that except you, very small detail
@@rikeshpatel1237 cool, thanks for the reply 👍
This might be one of the best episodes of the series, I love it so much
I love how geniune Jake's "alright, yeah.. let's do that" is after his friend tries to change the subject with the 4th down play
-"Is it tide!? Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me!"
-"Yeah dude it's tide... Not the other leading detergents."
My sides.
“NOOO OH i made CHEETOS FOR THIS!”
one of my favorite jake and amir lines ever
Hahaha omg I love how Amir is provoking her to kill him
WheresWallace4883 Right here in my fucking trach’!
Who is she?
Amirs joke that he wrote down actually made me laugh
Guess it really was a gold joke.
I love how Amir only admits he lost at trivia when they do the coffee table touch
I think the "he gets paid" is the single greatest line in Jake and Amir!
"I've been pretty into voyeurism recently"
But runningbacks are the one spot struggling to do that rn lol
Amir's complete lack of regard for his own life at the end is so fucking funny. "RIGHT IN MY TRACHE!"
I wish Vinnie would be on more Jake and Amir episodes.
He's dead
You can see the girl's corners of her mouth tilt upwards throughout the video; she's just trying to keep from laughing out loud. Pretty funny.
pause at 3:58 it's like a renaissance painting
Peleg Red “Right here in my fuckin’ trache’!
@@Strummie so is 3:55
😂😂😂👌🏼
Wow, this is dark.
"Draw a football"
"I don't know science sh*t"
THAT DON'T-A IMPRESS-A ME MUCH.
+Jake James instantly lol'ed at that.
+Jake James Haha, I had to come back just for that.
Vinny is absolutely the hero of this episode
That guy just choking on his beer at 2:55...
I kid you not I have seen this vid a thousand times and when he screams "I made Cheetos for this" I still die laughing.
Amir took AP Bio!?
How could he get into AP anything?
In the video they should have asked him if he knows what AP meant
He got a fuckin' 1
Ya fuckin nimrod!
Shiba Doge And his dad was so embarrassed, he frickin' moved.
1:18
How i feel when people try to steal my food at lunch.
why not just punch them?
Presto Puma no,they don't deserve that much mercy.
i love that not only does amir consider drawing a football "science shit" but he also claims he knows "history shit" which he absolutely does not
2:57 she is trying so hard not to laugh
I have the pen now!
"RIGHT HERE IN MY FUCKIN TTRACE!" -Amir
Trach, like trachea.
Joseph got a one.
+PandaTheSmall Ya' frickin' nimrod.
The Head Coach joke is comedic gold.
Jake and amir get alot a views and there still underrated
they're
noah rerick they're*
You forgot the asterisk. Now please stop correcting people.
***** Some people, myself included, can't stand when people use the wrong they're, there or their. Same goes for to, too and two. It's just an ocd thing....
nazi time *You forgot the other three mistakes, bro. Learn to grammar nazi right.* in correct grammar you always spell out numbers one through nine, and you would use a comma before "Bro" as your pitch lowers when u say it.
I have clearly won the internets.
Jake and Amir have alot of views and yet they're still underrated.
Man, Kelly is killing in this episode and she would have made a great requiring character. Always trying to one up amir.
We all have that friend.
Well I talk to him everyday and i tell myself, "nate, you are never gonna be like that."
Nathan Hammer and if you don't know him from your friends, you are him
Nathan.. You are that friend
So many Amir(s)
I am totally Amir. Everyone hates me but I am always hanging around them.
This is hands down one of my favorite episodes
Okay
"Draw a football!"
"I don't know science shit.."
Oh my gawd hahahah
"Move your neck away from her!" killed me
"what do you have a foot fetish man?!"
"I do"
*next clip the girl is sitting away from Amir* XD
"What does a runningback do?" "He gets PAAAAIIID"
Not anymore lol
Its called the art of being active
"you dont get how things work" such a blanket sentence that perfectly describes Amir.
10 years later and the truest, most meta, way to watch these videos with new steam is to watch everyone try not to laugh during Amirs monolog.
One of the best Jake and Amir episodes in a long time!!
Amir gets real dark towards the end...
ive been waiting for a new jake and amir for soooo longgg
"There are bones in this nugget "🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣
That Tide joke gets me every time, I don't know why. I think it's the delivery.
1 is a great grade, is it different in America?
AP tests are on a 1-5 scale. 1 is the worst, and 5 is the best. Most universities offer college credit for AP scores of 3 or higher.
1 as in 1/100 points, not 1 as in first place.
Megaseven its 1-5 for AP classes
In America? I've only ever heard of the A-F grading scale here in the States.
Megaseven AP classes are graded differently since they're for college credit, and you only get the credit if you pass the AP test. So you can still get an A-F in the class, but you don't get the college credit if you don't get at least a 4 on the AP test.
Hands down the best episode.
That girl has a really nice pair of personalities
dickhead
Don't pretend you were just focused on her personality instead of staring at her sexy elbows
Yeah she’s hot
Firaro naaah... wanna slap around them knees
Who is she?
I've seen this so many times that I'll never forget Eli Manning was at one point 31 years old.
What a coincidence, someone recently asked me what a Running Back does...this episode wasn't really that helpful for that.
its always nice to have great friends you can hang out with on a sunday :)
I don't blame them... That guy pissed me off too!
Lol I love how Kelly switched her seat right after Amir said he had a foot fetish
0:22 LOL! she scooted seats!
Turn your volume down.
how does amir not know what chicken wings are? I thought he loved those fricken' things!
He loves chicken nuggets
Medhusalem it was a reference to "world cup 2".
Watched it, got it :D. How do you know that, I watched all episodes a few times but most of the details just right past me.
Medhusalem I must have watched it just before making the comment.
Haha brilliant! Amir's got a point with his remark about being active. Gotta love his warped sense of righteousness
If she had asked Amir about basketball he would’ve gotten it flawlessly
this is one of the best jake and amire
the is a bone in this nugget! its a wing -_-. NICE TRY humans dont have wings, haha fucking hilarious
We all need a friend like Amir in our life
Watching this makes me realize that choosing Amir as a role model might have been an extremely bad move on my part.
Dude what
Just this one?
Love the Jake and Amir videos!
ahhh just a normal family dinner at my place.
Best College Humor sketch series ever
Second quarter and they did not eat those cheesies? They would have been gone in a second if I was there.
he also stabbed the girl when she went for the cheetos
I am scared now...
BaconMan as you should be
Presto Puma 2 years later, still scared :(
BaconMan we all are.
one of the funniest episodes of Jake and Amir i have ever scene.
I can imagine Jack telling Amir the step by step happenings of this event because he’s oblivious to why Kelly & Vinny aren’t talking to him/throwing bricks at him
“You told the two worst jokes I’ve ever heard dude, you first said ‘third in long, well my shlong is long’ to which when nobody laughed you cried ‘alright no you know what social experiment I’m going to write down a joke on a piece of paper and Jakes gonna say it because I think the only reason you guys aren’t laughing now is because you have a vendetta against me’ and whilst writing it you stabbed Kelly in the hand with the pen you were using so if they didn’t have a vendetta against you then they should do now”
‘Do they?’
“They should do because you’re an awful person and you deserve it… you then started taking in great detail about spying on people having sex & what you do. You talked about auto erotic explicitation. It was really uncomfortable dude”
Fucking gold 🤣💀
The game they are watching is the Packers Lions game from November 25th 2011
1:18 mmmmmm
Amir may have gotten a 1 on the AP exam but he seems to have somewhat paid attention in bio considering his correct use of the words phalanges and trachea
Is it just me or does Vinny look like Oscar Issac
He looks more like Mr. Lapadite from Inglorious Basterds
Etienne Mustow he actually played that character in a skit for college humor a while back
+Bob Lasso AP stands for Advanced Placement and he means that his grade was 1 for his GPA
he took ap bio?????
Yeah, but he got a one, ya’ fuckin’ nimrod.
It's so sad being a Jags fan right now that it's actually exciting just to hear them mention their name in a video. I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.
Back when CollegeHumor was actually funny...
still is.
jeff went to buzzfeed
There's comments here from when this video was released with douchebags saying "Remember when CH was funny?" 5 years from now there will be comments from douchebags saying "Zac & Grant aren't funny, remember Jake & Amir on the couch?". You're all douchebags.
True. Now it's shit
@THE cool guy edgy
watch this whole episode, and just watch vin's reactions, SO GOOD
That thing they said just kills me every time. So underrated.
'Is Kelly laughing?' 'No she's crying'.. 'Cuz you stabbed her'
LOL
No its not the other leading detergent's, lmao
This is my favorite Jake and Amir video
nuggets and beaks
0:38 "im gonna pause this" game carries on in background
Jake looks like Obi-Wan Kenobi.
I love that jake and amir is back
The thing is, I wish Kelly was in more stuff. She’s a great actress and is also pretty cute
This is the best video on this channel
Any girl who knows that much about football is wife material
Daniel Kennedy Not for dudes (or lesbians) who don't give a shit about football.
ApartmentViews Call it by it's true name! Football is what you call soccer... seriously follow the rest of the world with this I mean rugby sounds even better for that sport... Now I will go back into my grumpy cave and grump
Dubbelthor Football is its true name in America. Every culture has its ways.
Daniel Kennedy Trade that for comics, pop culture and Star Wars and I agree.
ApartmentViews But it's not a fucking ball.And for most of the game they use their hands. I understand if someone calls Gaelic football football but not what ye call football.
A few years ago, my friend called some kid a nimrod. He got mad so we looked it up in a dictionary and now know that nimrod was a type of ancient warrior or something. That kid is our friend so we started calling him a dormin which got him sooo mad XD
"Fuck this room" Amir Valerie Pencooperwitz
"right here in my fucking trake"