Jake and Amir: World Cup 2

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @maddiehansen5661
    @maddiehansen5661 8 лет назад +597

    It's episodes like this that make me remember that Pat is incredibly patient with Amir. And I love that.

    • @pffft5679
      @pffft5679 8 лет назад +6

      like at 2:13

    • @markkittel44
      @markkittel44 7 лет назад +27

      That's because Pat is actually worse than Amir in the J&Averse. Watch any of their episodes where Pat is alone at the end talking to his "mom," you'll see......

    • @beeeeeej
      @beeeeeej 5 лет назад +1

      Mark Kittel what’s j&averse

    • @lukabell4607
      @lukabell4607 4 года назад +14

      Mark Kittel he commits petty theft. Amir killed a young girl scout.

    • @alddybalddy
      @alddybalddy 3 года назад

      I love Pat

  • @quickscope754
    @quickscope754 3 года назад +117

    The way Pat asked Amir about his hobbies was so wholesome

  • @TheKyleMcVay
    @TheKyleMcVay 10 лет назад +549

    Was I the only one that thought Jake had memorized Amir's card number.

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 4 года назад +7

      I thought so too, hah!

    • @InSpades0
      @InSpades0 4 года назад +9

      Super late but that was jakes card number he says later he paid for the food

    • @rkalla
      @rkalla 4 года назад +2

      Thought so also and loved that

    • @mopey76
      @mopey76 Год назад +1

      I still see this and think Jake is paying with Amir’s card

  • @DavidHar
    @DavidHar 9 лет назад +320

    I like Pat - he tries to give Amir a chance after all he did when he asks about his hobbys

    • @sevenseveen1337
      @sevenseveen1337 9 лет назад +17

      +travelinit don't be like pat cassels

    • @chasesad
      @chasesad 9 лет назад +1

      +seven seveen Pat Cassels amirite? sadly like this Darsh I know Darsh Matt Cassel :/

    • @sevenseveen1337
      @sevenseveen1337 9 лет назад +1

      skinnymuching i'm sorry pal

    • @jrod3029
      @jrod3029 7 лет назад +1

      I miss Pat

  • @ProtagonistOfficial
    @ProtagonistOfficial 10 лет назад +470

    1:10 2 goals in that short of a time, must have been Brazil vs, Germany.

    • @MrILIVEWITHMUSIC
      @MrILIVEWITHMUSIC 10 лет назад +13

      that's what I thought, but then they said it was the final at the end

    • @goauld88
      @goauld88 9 лет назад +45

      MrILIVEWITHMUSIC they said that so Amir wouldn't show up again.

    • @motoray9725
      @motoray9725 7 лет назад +1

      I GET THAT REFERENCE!!!!

    • @ggsturtleful
      @ggsturtleful 5 лет назад

      Fuck you

  • @AntiSecure
    @AntiSecure 9 лет назад +159

    "Your name's Amir!"
    "TAKE THAT BACK!"

  • @emmanuelwhite7288
    @emmanuelwhite7288 3 года назад +40

    "Don't order in weird rhymes it's rude" KILLS me

  • @leomacksey7398
    @leomacksey7398 10 лет назад +71

    Rachael - I think soccer players are hot.
    Amir - Gay, much?
    Jake - What?
    Amir - Sorry, I thought Pat said that.
    Couldn't stop laughing!

  • @awsomedude23456
    @awsomedude23456 8 лет назад +55

    "Chicken wings? I love those frickin things", gonna say that every time I order pizza now😂😂

    • @ferrosplice8460
      @ferrosplice8460 Год назад

      Do you still say that every time you order pizza?

    • @awsomedude23456
      @awsomedude23456 Год назад

      @@ferrosplice8460 I do it online now, but for delivery I put it in the notes

  • @umno9830
    @umno9830 4 года назад +53

    I really want to hear what Amir says every time he gets censored with his super weird hand motions. It happens way too much.

  • @SanDantos
    @SanDantos 8 лет назад +69

    "I think soccer players are the hottest"
    "Gay much"

  • @earf429
    @earf429 2 года назад +10

    When he spills the soda everyone else does such a good job of being surprised by it

  • @tidusmi2
    @tidusmi2 10 лет назад +256

    I love how the end of the video sums up American interest in football, World Cup's over, they're done for 4 more years!

    • @francodicola9530
      @francodicola9530 10 лет назад +19

      *cough cough* soccer *cough cough*

    • @ScaledAnd1cy
      @ScaledAnd1cy 10 лет назад +6

      COUGH COUGH FUCKING COUGH SOCCER COUGH 'MERICA COUGH....

    • @ScaledAnd1cy
      @ScaledAnd1cy 10 лет назад +6

      'Merica F*** yeah!

    • @LouisKing995
      @LouisKing995 10 лет назад +14

      To be honest that's my view on it as well. I'm from the UK but I find football quite boring most of the time. But I will watch the World Cup because it's a big event an it's all exciting. More of a rugby guy most of the time.

    • @ScaledAnd1cy
      @ScaledAnd1cy 10 лет назад +8

      "American football does not include the foot at all" Yep sure... What about the most important part of the game where you kick the football threw they yellow forks....

  • @grevier22
    @grevier22 2 года назад +11

    Watching 2 world cups from the making of this.

  • @TheArchsage74
    @TheArchsage74 7 лет назад +18

    Amir's story about the beeper is so subtle and yet not illegal.

  • @TORazorback
    @TORazorback 10 лет назад +23

    "Watch the MLS?"
    "Nah, see ya in four years"

  • @jesussavez96
    @jesussavez96 8 лет назад +275

    It's not a coincidence, they're just watching Brazil vs. Germany. xD

    • @rabibsk7893
      @rabibsk7893 8 лет назад +5

      This comment is so underrated

    • @andrewrobertson3196
      @andrewrobertson3196 8 лет назад +1

      Brazil vs. Germany was the semi-final though. At the end Jake said that it was over because that was the final. Germany played Argentina in the final.

    • @Comraderob1
      @Comraderob1 8 лет назад

      Rene Rios I posted the same exact comment 2 years ago...only 1 like....what the fuck? lol

    • @jesussavez96
      @jesussavez96 8 лет назад +2

      Comraderob1 I had no idea this comment had this many upvotes! Todah!

    • @yusufthegreat1232
      @yusufthegreat1232 6 лет назад +4

      Andrew Robertson make probably said that so Amir doesn't come back again

  • @shiggyazalea3593
    @shiggyazalea3593 8 лет назад +19

    This must have been the Brazil v Germany game because there were a million goals.

  • @HandsUp12100
    @HandsUp12100 5 лет назад +12

    Interesting, Garagio is the name of the moon in Amir's animated musical film "House Mouth".

  • @chili24137
    @chili24137 10 лет назад +70

    By how many goals were scored it seemed like they were watching the brazil semi finals game

    • @Dakota_Kai_Guy
      @Dakota_Kai_Guy 10 лет назад +1

      Only 5 goals were scored in this. Probably the Argentina Nigeria game or Netherlands Spain.

    • @Julianofthesea
      @Julianofthesea 10 лет назад +25

      John Branco or they weren't watching a real game

    • @domferrari8104
      @domferrari8104 10 лет назад +2

      They weren't watching a fucking game

    • @jackhollis678
      @jackhollis678 10 лет назад +8

      Excellent deduction, Sherlock. He was making a bloody joke.

    • @Amridell
      @Amridell 10 лет назад +2

      John Branco No, we were just watching Germany vs Brasil in real time.

  • @ykakutani
    @ykakutani 10 лет назад +16

    Every time I bring up the low scoring nature of the gam-
    *Germany Chuckles*

  • @dixiecronin7791
    @dixiecronin7791 10 лет назад +3

    Love this one so much! Lol Amir pointing out the low scoring of the game is exactly what I did during the semifinals

  • @steve8802
    @steve8802 8 лет назад +6

    I hope they bring this back for 2018

  • @lucyanne9626
    @lucyanne9626 9 лет назад +18

    I love Amir's socks.

  • @R3DSeries
    @R3DSeries 9 лет назад +67

    God, that pizza looks good.

    • @mrevilducky
      @mrevilducky 8 лет назад +2

      +SexabIe Rachel looks great

    • @valx5
      @valx5 2 года назад

      @@SearchForHim gay much?

  • @PeaceLightning95
    @PeaceLightning95 10 лет назад +7

    I can't explain why, but I like Jake and Amir episodes with Pat in them.

  • @thegreatneo5050
    @thegreatneo5050 8 лет назад +7

    They're watching a really old World Cup, at 2:02 the commentator clearly mentions David Seaman

    • @kodakgreen6047
      @kodakgreen6047 8 лет назад +2

      He could just be comparing him with someone who's playing, or just be saying something unrelated about him

  • @asho78
    @asho78 10 лет назад +21

    Plot twist; they were watching the 1986 cup final

  • @elaiero9191
    @elaiero9191 4 года назад

    THE SCOOOCH IN THE BEGINNING! Lol man i miss these! I come back and rewatch them all the time

  • @BeastmodeRYNO
    @BeastmodeRYNO 10 лет назад

    Yes a squeal! The first part of the world cup series brought me to Jake and Amir! Glad to say I'm still here.

  • @manueldecastro1987
    @manueldecastro1987 6 лет назад +8

    4 years on. And no video. Shame

  • @ScruffsX
    @ScruffsX 5 лет назад +2

    Outro is perfect. Comedic geniuses imo

  • @Andr3wco7
    @Andr3wco7 10 лет назад +42

    Jake and Amir: World Cup 2

  • @nanzie43
    @nanzie43 10 лет назад +1

    This is the best Jake and Amir in a long time

  • @morch_kovalski
    @morch_kovalski 10 лет назад +6

    5 people 1 cup

  • @lammatt
    @lammatt 10 лет назад +3

    your name is Amir..
    this is gold

  • @Bosnianfriends
    @Bosnianfriends 10 лет назад +12

    lol when they kept scoring it was probably the brazil germany game

    • @usulsk
      @usulsk 10 лет назад +1

      I wanted to write that!

    • @runner9528
      @runner9528 9 лет назад

      Bosnianfriends That wasn't the final tho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @madisonsnyder7786
    @madisonsnyder7786 10 лет назад +3

    can we take a moment to appreciate that Amir is wearing the same exact thing to last video

  • @MrPoorCat
    @MrPoorCat 10 лет назад +12

    those hips girl!

  • @sexual_mustard2209
    @sexual_mustard2209 10 лет назад +274

    Could have been the final, must've been Germany-Brazil (7-0) with that many goals :P

    • @jerry4045
      @jerry4045 10 лет назад +86

      The final score was 7-1

    • @sexual_mustard2209
      @sexual_mustard2209 10 лет назад +41

      sorry, meant 7-1, 7-0 was the bet i placed :P

    • @sexual_mustard2209
      @sexual_mustard2209 10 лет назад +5

      Secret Weasel yeah, £40!

    • @robdylan2749
      @robdylan2749 10 лет назад +3

      Or the France Switzerland game because they had really short goals between each other

    • @triton62674
      @triton62674 10 лет назад

      sexual_mustard Wow

  • @GdoubleWB
    @GdoubleWB 10 лет назад +1

    Lotta goals there. Must've been watching the Germany/Brazil game.

  • @jigglycarollo805
    @jigglycarollo805 5 лет назад

    1:46 I made the same "Fred" joke out loud. My favorite thing from the Brazilian National Team.

  • @Nmmoinn
    @Nmmoinn 7 лет назад +3

    There better be a part 3, they said see you in 4 years

  • @Dev-mc6zm
    @Dev-mc6zm 10 лет назад +2

    "Your names Amir"
    "Take it back!!" Lmao!! XD

  • @ashleyjota4258
    @ashleyjota4258 10 лет назад

    The first World Cup video is my all time favorite Jake and Amir episode.

  • @KennyMatthewsMonster
    @KennyMatthewsMonster 10 лет назад +5

    "sorry i thought Pat said that" XD

  • @SomePeopleCallMe
    @SomePeopleCallMe 6 лет назад +1

    Ey 4 years are over, I want the next episode!

  • @reptarDISCO
    @reptarDISCO 6 лет назад +1

    Damn, can't believe it's been 4 years already

  • @EvilApple567
    @EvilApple567 9 лет назад +15

    That girl looks like Mindy Crenshaw from Drake and Josh haha

  • @Yaktopan
    @Yaktopan 4 года назад +2

    not really a hobby but he's been really into craisins lately

  • @LazarusIsBackBaby
    @LazarusIsBackBaby 4 года назад

    I love how whatever Amir says at 1:39 was so foul that they had to not only bleep it, but censor his mouth as well.

  • @quentinm719
    @quentinm719 10 лет назад

    I love how win the world cup only one goal was scored but in this video there were a lot.

  • @OneCSharpe
    @OneCSharpe 10 лет назад +9

    That girl was really pretty

  • @JustAskJesse
    @JustAskJesse 7 лет назад

    less than a year til the reunion episode

  • @ejaybugboy
    @ejaybugboy 10 лет назад +1

    see ya in 2018 for jake and amir:world cup 3

  • @ofodagamer
    @ofodagamer 10 лет назад +11

    this was brazil x germany

  • @maxsantayana6966
    @maxsantayana6966 9 лет назад +1

    I watched this 5 times to see each persons reactions

  • @stevenross9492
    @stevenross9492 8 лет назад +1

    My favorite Jake and Amir episode, sucks that its over now tho :(

    • @InfinityMax365
      @InfinityMax365 8 лет назад

      +Bdeamo N Ah! Aha! Hahahahahahahahaa! I see what you did there!

  • @leddyal-khakaf3378
    @leddyal-khakaf3378 7 лет назад +5

    Wonder what Amir described

  • @beansfebreeze
    @beansfebreeze 10 лет назад

    Amir was just telling Ben about his Nice Laundry socks last week. Nice to see he's upped his sock game.

  • @MrMufs
    @MrMufs 10 лет назад +17

    anyone else try clicking on the pizza at the end?

  • @nateyoung189
    @nateyoung189 6 лет назад

    Happy world cup 2018 everybody!

  • @CrazyDutchguys
    @CrazyDutchguys 10 лет назад

    summary of Collegehumor videos comments:
    5% people talking about the video or laughing
    95% arguements

  • @DStringzzZ
    @DStringzzZ 4 года назад +1

    Aaaand the universe hands me a slice of humble pie!

  • @dowingba
    @dowingba 9 лет назад +28

    Why is she sitting like that?

    • @Fifthcell
      @Fifthcell 4 года назад +2

      Fr lol

    • @frickfrack369
      @frickfrack369 4 года назад +1

      Body language says she was interested in that dude lol

  • @redsharkninja
    @redsharkninja 10 лет назад +613

    It's sad that Amir accurately represents America here while everyone else represents the rest of the world.

    • @Alex-pe2wr
      @Alex-pe2wr 10 лет назад +16

      I know

    • @redsharkninja
      @redsharkninja 10 лет назад +8

      And I am American so don't call mea fucking racist! I'm embarrassed to be here anyway.

    • @PyroBlock
      @PyroBlock 10 лет назад +69

      tsukune aono american isnt a race, its just a country filled with immigrants from europe asia australia south america and africa
      in other words no one can call you racist

    • @atmkilla1
      @atmkilla1 10 лет назад +40

      i'm german, and i did not watch a single game. Soccer is boring

    • @redsharkninja
      @redsharkninja 10 лет назад

      Pyroblock (SPG) I know that but most other people from America don't.

  • @samshuba5157
    @samshuba5157 10 лет назад +4

    since when was it germany and brazil in the final

  • @samwiseshanti
    @samwiseshanti 9 лет назад

    A lot of commenters here think this is about Brazil vs Germany, but it was released a few hours before the game kicked off! Jake and Amir are just psychic.

  • @BrushyBlades
    @BrushyBlades 10 лет назад +4

    What are they, Germany fans? That's a lot of goals

  • @SpudinatorYOW
    @SpudinatorYOW 10 лет назад

    All of these goals they keep celebrating reminds me of the germany-brazil game ;-P DEUTCHLAND!

  • @mylesedwards9552
    @mylesedwards9552 6 лет назад

    2018 World Cup please do part 2

  • @GamerBoyFin
    @GamerBoyFin 6 лет назад +6

    1:12 Jake going for that hand holding

  • @austinutube98
    @austinutube98 10 лет назад

    Thought it was going to be a pizza ad, then I saw the 720p... we meet again

  • @iraqigirl9528
    @iraqigirl9528 8 лет назад

    pats eyes when jake starts reading the credit card number hahhahah

  • @OHMHGAMES
    @OHMHGAMES 10 лет назад

    this is awesome

  • @jakobwidebrant4890
    @jakobwidebrant4890 5 лет назад

    Been 4 years now. Time for part 3?

  • @tristanjohnson4622
    @tristanjohnson4622 6 лет назад

    It's been 4 years

  • @adammick6457
    @adammick6457 7 лет назад

    CollegeHumor i love jake and amir you guys are the shit

  • @NumberOneCheeseFiend
    @NumberOneCheeseFiend 8 лет назад

    How have I never seen this one?!

  • @blockie417
    @blockie417 10 лет назад +1

    What team should I root for in the world cup guys? Seems interesting.

  • @MashaalK
    @MashaalK 6 лет назад

    its 2018, waiting on part 3

  • @KhyleTM
    @KhyleTM 7 лет назад +17

    I like how Jake says his credit card number starts with 4-4-2, common formation in European football, nice!

  • @robotaco6792
    @robotaco6792 10 лет назад

    Awesome vid

  • @Ap0llo
    @Ap0llo 10 лет назад

    Whoevers team scores a goal we don't say "GOALLLL" we say "YESSSSSSSSS COME ON!!!!"

  • @heisafraid
    @heisafraid 3 года назад

    0:35 why is ordering in rhymes rude?

  • @DubsOdyssey
    @DubsOdyssey 10 лет назад

    Wow, they havent made a World Cup video in like 4 years

  • @Comraderob1
    @Comraderob1 10 лет назад

    Based on how many times they yelled GOAL in 4 minutes, they must have been watching the Germany v Brazil game.

  • @joekennedy4093
    @joekennedy4093 9 лет назад +6

    Should we watch the MLS? No, we're good.

  • @Gamerzcreeed
    @Gamerzcreeed 10 лет назад +1

    wow so there was 4 goals scored in the world cup final??

  • @TheDebries
    @TheDebries 10 лет назад

    were they watching brazil vs germany? the pace of scores surely suggests so.

  • @KatyLee
    @KatyLee 10 лет назад +1

    They are watching Germany-Brazil, that's why they're yelling GOOOAL so many times :D

  • @Kango234
    @Kango234 10 лет назад

    Funniest episode in a while

  • @this_too_shaII_pass
    @this_too_shaII_pass 6 лет назад

    "Sorry I thought Pat said that" hahahahah I fucking love you Amir

  • @michaelwallace9461
    @michaelwallace9461 3 года назад

    Oh shit, it was one of the England vs Rest of the World charity matches. I heard Ralf Littles name. Hes an English actor I think

  • @Yomuju
    @Yomuju 10 лет назад

    The ending was so accurate it hurts.

  • @JohnSmith-tv2kb
    @JohnSmith-tv2kb 6 лет назад

    I'm still waiting

  • @FenderBridge
    @FenderBridge 10 лет назад

    They have to be watching the Germany v Brazil game. so many goals!

  • @madeline4082
    @madeline4082 6 лет назад +1

    They should just hire Amir to constantly talk about the low scoring nature of the GOOAAAL!

  • @wovier
    @wovier 10 лет назад

    Thats the germany vs brazil game isnt it? Hahah just love this game (even been brazilian)

  • @chigozie123
    @chigozie123 10 лет назад

    The fact that they counted over 4 goals and said that was the final indicates they never watched the world cup final. If they had, then Amir would have been correct until the last few minutes of the 30 mins overtime when Germany scored the only goal which happend to win them the world cup