That's because Pat is actually worse than Amir in the J&Averse. Watch any of their episodes where Pat is alone at the end talking to his "mom," you'll see......
To be honest that's my view on it as well. I'm from the UK but I find football quite boring most of the time. But I will watch the World Cup because it's a big event an it's all exciting. More of a rugby guy most of the time.
"American football does not include the foot at all" Yep sure... What about the most important part of the game where you kick the football threw they yellow forks....
tsukune aono american isnt a race, its just a country filled with immigrants from europe asia australia south america and africa in other words no one can call you racist
A lot of commenters here think this is about Brazil vs Germany, but it was released a few hours before the game kicked off! Jake and Amir are just psychic.
I'm gonna try to get into the MLS and the Premier League this year. After seeing players in the World Cup, I feel like I know about enough people to follow it better.
It's episodes like this that make me remember that Pat is incredibly patient with Amir. And I love that.
like at 2:13
That's because Pat is actually worse than Amir in the J&Averse. Watch any of their episodes where Pat is alone at the end talking to his "mom," you'll see......
Mark Kittel what’s j&averse
Mark Kittel he commits petty theft. Amir killed a young girl scout.
I love Pat
The way Pat asked Amir about his hobbies was so wholesome
Was I the only one that thought Jake had memorized Amir's card number.
I thought so too, hah!
Super late but that was jakes card number he says later he paid for the food
Thought so also and loved that
I still see this and think Jake is paying with Amir’s card
"Don't order in weird rhymes it's rude" KILLS me
"Your name's Amir!"
"TAKE THAT BACK!"
I like Pat - he tries to give Amir a chance after all he did when he asks about his hobbys
+travelinit don't be like pat cassels
+seven seveen Pat Cassels amirite? sadly like this Darsh I know Darsh Matt Cassel :/
skinnymuching i'm sorry pal
I miss Pat
"Chicken wings? I love those frickin things", gonna say that every time I order pizza now😂😂
Do you still say that every time you order pizza?
@@ferrosplice8460 I do it online now, but for delivery I put it in the notes
Rachael - I think soccer players are hot.
Amir - Gay, much?
Jake - What?
Amir - Sorry, I thought Pat said that.
Couldn't stop laughing!
1:10 2 goals in that short of a time, must have been Brazil vs, Germany.
that's what I thought, but then they said it was the final at the end
MrILIVEWITHMUSIC they said that so Amir wouldn't show up again.
I GET THAT REFERENCE!!!!
Fuck you
I love how the end of the video sums up American interest in football, World Cup's over, they're done for 4 more years!
*cough cough* soccer *cough cough*
COUGH COUGH FUCKING COUGH SOCCER COUGH 'MERICA COUGH....
'Merica F*** yeah!
To be honest that's my view on it as well. I'm from the UK but I find football quite boring most of the time. But I will watch the World Cup because it's a big event an it's all exciting. More of a rugby guy most of the time.
"American football does not include the foot at all" Yep sure... What about the most important part of the game where you kick the football threw they yellow forks....
I really want to hear what Amir says every time he gets censored with his super weird hand motions. It happens way too much.
When he spills the soda everyone else does such a good job of being surprised by it
"I think soccer players are the hottest"
"Gay much"
Watching 2 world cups from the making of this.
"Watch the MLS?"
"Nah, see ya in four years"
Amir's story about the beeper is so subtle and yet not illegal.
It's not a coincidence, they're just watching Brazil vs. Germany. xD
This comment is so underrated
Brazil vs. Germany was the semi-final though. At the end Jake said that it was over because that was the final. Germany played Argentina in the final.
Rene Rios I posted the same exact comment 2 years ago...only 1 like....what the fuck? lol
Comraderob1 I had no idea this comment had this many upvotes! Todah!
Andrew Robertson make probably said that so Amir doesn't come back again
This must have been the Brazil v Germany game because there were a million goals.
Every time I bring up the low scoring nature of the gam-
*Germany Chuckles*
I love Amir's socks.
I can't explain why, but I like Jake and Amir episodes with Pat in them.
Interesting, Garagio is the name of the moon in Amir's animated musical film "House Mouth".
By how many goals were scored it seemed like they were watching the brazil semi finals game
Only 5 goals were scored in this. Probably the Argentina Nigeria game or Netherlands Spain.
John Branco or they weren't watching a real game
They weren't watching a fucking game
Excellent deduction, Sherlock. He was making a bloody joke.
John Branco No, we were just watching Germany vs Brasil in real time.
those hips girl!
God, that pizza looks good.
+SexabIe Rachel looks great
@@SearchForHim gay much?
Outro is perfect. Comedic geniuses imo
I hope they bring this back for 2018
Love this one so much! Lol Amir pointing out the low scoring of the game is exactly what I did during the semifinals
Could have been the final, must've been Germany-Brazil (7-0) with that many goals :P
The final score was 7-1
sorry, meant 7-1, 7-0 was the bet i placed :P
Secret Weasel yeah, £40!
Or the France Switzerland game because they had really short goals between each other
sexual_mustard Wow
your name is Amir..
this is gold
This is the best Jake and Amir in a long time
They're watching a really old World Cup, at 2:02 the commentator clearly mentions David Seaman
He could just be comparing him with someone who's playing, or just be saying something unrelated about him
Plot twist; they were watching the 1986 cup final
***** Pretty sure they were watching 1982 final
lol when they kept scoring it was probably the brazil germany game
I wanted to write that!
Bosnianfriends That wasn't the final tho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yes a squeal! The first part of the world cup series brought me to Jake and Amir! Glad to say I'm still here.
THE SCOOOCH IN THE BEGINNING! Lol man i miss these! I come back and rewatch them all the time
Lotta goals there. Must've been watching the Germany/Brazil game.
"sorry i thought Pat said that" XD
Jake and Amir: World Cup 2
Son of a bitch...
2 dudes and a world cup
2 dudes and a world cup
Do you know how to check boxes?
why the fuck
"Your names Amir"
"Take it back!!" Lmao!! XD
not really a hobby but he's been really into craisins lately
That girl was really pretty
4 years on. And no video. Shame
can we take a moment to appreciate that Amir is wearing the same exact thing to last video
The first World Cup video is my all time favorite Jake and Amir episode.
1:12 Jake going for that hand holding
It's sad that Amir accurately represents America here while everyone else represents the rest of the world.
I know
And I am American so don't call mea fucking racist! I'm embarrassed to be here anyway.
tsukune aono american isnt a race, its just a country filled with immigrants from europe asia australia south america and africa
in other words no one can call you racist
i'm german, and i did not watch a single game. Soccer is boring
Pyroblock (SPG) I know that but most other people from America don't.
I like how Jake says his credit card number starts with 4-4-2, common formation in European football, nice!
Probably a coincidence
I was also 4-2-2
Aaaand the universe hands me a slice of humble pie!
That girl looks like Mindy Crenshaw from Drake and Josh haha
My favorite Jake and Amir episode, sucks that its over now tho :(
+Bdeamo N Ah! Aha! Hahahahahahahahaa! I see what you did there!
I watched this 5 times to see each persons reactions
Amir was just telling Ben about his Nice Laundry socks last week. Nice to see he's upped his sock game.
Ey 4 years are over, I want the next episode!
There better be a part 3, they said see you in 4 years
Wonder what Amir described
5 people 1 cup
Damn, can't believe it's been 4 years already
I love how win the world cup only one goal was scored but in this video there were a lot.
pats eyes when jake starts reading the credit card number hahhahah
this was brazil x germany
That last line though... 😂😂😂
1:46 I made the same "Fred" joke out loud. My favorite thing from the Brazilian National Team.
summary of Collegehumor videos comments:
5% people talking about the video or laughing
95% arguements
Chicken wings, yeah I love those frickin' things.
Do not order in weird rhymes.
Too funny! Just perfect.
Funniest episode in a while
"Sorry I thought Pat said that" hahahahah I fucking love you Amir
CollegeHumor i love jake and amir you guys are the shit
Thought it was going to be a pizza ad, then I saw the 720p... we meet again
anyone else try clicking on the pizza at the end?
...
Literally no one.
well i wanted that pizza
Lol
Lucas Farrell Not even a good excuse
They should just hire Amir to constantly talk about the low scoring nature of the GOOAAAL!
Whoevers team scores a goal we don't say "GOALLLL" we say "YESSSSSSSSS COME ON!!!!"
Happy world cup 2018 everybody!
Should we watch the MLS? No, we're good.
see ya in 2018 for jake and amir:world cup 3
They have to be watching the Germany v Brazil game. so many goals!
A lot of commenters here think this is about Brazil vs Germany, but it was released a few hours before the game kicked off! Jake and Amir are just psychic.
The ending was so accurate it hurts.
What are they, Germany fans? That's a lot of goals
All of these goals they keep celebrating reminds me of the germany-brazil game ;-P DEUTCHLAND!
You can hear Amir laughing in the intro :D
+SquishEESpark It was on purpose.
They are watching Germany-Brazil, that's why they're yelling GOOOAL so many times :D
I raised my hand... lol
What does Amir think a 69 is?
less than a year til the reunion episode
I love how whatever Amir says at 1:39 was so foul that they had to not only bleep it, but censor his mouth as well.
Why is she sitting like that?
Fr lol
Body language says she was interested in that dude lol
And Chicken Wings I love those Frickin things lmao
I'm nearly crying 😂😂😂
I'm gonna try to get into the MLS and the Premier League this year. After seeing players in the World Cup, I feel like I know about enough people to follow it better.
2:03 "Make him Sto-op!" LOL
DEUTSCHLAND!!! Gӧtze winning shot was amazing, but the whole team was great.
I wonder how much of this is improv? Amir is so good! Haha
How have I never seen this one?!
I'm still waiting
WE WANT SARAH, STREETER, AND JEFF BACK! (I know the title is Jake and Amir but still)
Sarah is on SNL as a writer now.
I agree. Mainly just about Streeter. He is amazingly hilarious.
Dangerboyhp Yes, I am aware. But does that change the fact that I still wish she were on CH? No.
your name is amir...
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
IT. IS. CALLED. FOOTBALL.
since when was it germany and brazil in the final