Hardly Working: The Perfect Woman

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @MrSecretMansion
    @MrSecretMansion 9 лет назад +1197

    2:10 some guy walks into the frame, then realizes they're shooting a video and walks out.

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 8 лет назад +37

      +Xpry I think it was Alex Watt.

    • @TheMiniMiners911
      @TheMiniMiners911 7 лет назад +34

      Shit, stole my comment a year ago.

    • @Takito_Loko
      @Takito_Loko 7 лет назад +11

      Xpry how do u do that I can't even focus on what they say and what they are doing at the same time

    • @mrnick123123123
      @mrnick123123123 7 лет назад +20

      I think that “hello” was meant for him😂

    • @BelatedBlade
      @BelatedBlade 6 лет назад +2

      Casser Shit, stole my comment a year ago

  • @lexscott3739
    @lexscott3739 10 лет назад +520

    That went places I honestly did not expect. 3 plot twists over the span of 3 minutes.

  • @Apollys
    @Apollys 10 лет назад +738

    Ooh, the ending actually got me

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 4 года назад +4

      I can't mess up 420 likes, so consider this a like

    • @theprincessesjules5879
      @theprincessesjules5879 4 года назад +2

      Sophini somebody else could

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 4 года назад +2

      @@theprincessesjules5879 im very mature, clearly... lol but thanks for the notif, liking comment now

  • @bijanjadhavji1616
    @bijanjadhavji1616 8 лет назад +909

    This sketch gets funnier and funnier the more I watch it

  • @Jroc7275
    @Jroc7275 8 лет назад +1941

    Jesus Christ the difference between the older collegehumor originals and the new ones is remarkable. An almost entirely different staff and a whole different style of humor overall.

    • @supernicral
      @supernicral 8 лет назад +199

      Ya new collegehumour isn't bad its just different

    • @surelock3221
      @surelock3221 7 лет назад +96

      Wait a minute, I thought different = bad, regardless of the context? You know like how that person is a different race from me and a different gender, that person is bad right?

    • @dr.richardfeynman7230
      @dr.richardfeynman7230 7 лет назад +4

      Sure Lock yeah thats what i thought

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 7 лет назад +66

      The old one seemed more random and casual. I like them both though.

    • @gargamellenoir8460
      @gargamellenoir8460 7 лет назад +30

      I don't know guys, look at that sketch they just did, "This Drink is Embarrassing", it's pretty much the same level of absurd humour and mockery of guys trying too hard.

  • @glithch
    @glithch 9 лет назад +244

    i loooved that last line, literally so cute, nicely surprised

  • @MrSpeedyAce
    @MrSpeedyAce 13 лет назад +267

    I love how Jake always goes back "so you can rest the beer on her!" hahahahaha

  • @AnonAnarch
    @AnonAnarch 10 лет назад +179

    At 2:08 some guy walked into the shot and was like "ooooh shit..."

    • @howaboutno4002
      @howaboutno4002 2 года назад

      I don't know why but it's taken me so many years and multiple watches to finally notice that lol

  • @NotZeMaidOfOrleansFV
    @NotZeMaidOfOrleansFV 10 лет назад +303

    Watching Jake's expressions throughout this video was hilarious. Especially at 1:47 and on. lmao

  • @gbdeck200
    @gbdeck200 11 лет назад +165

    so so clever
    they evolved that joke so much

    • @dexter111344
      @dexter111344 4 месяца назад

      The only thing not evolved is Jake's girlfriend! Oh! Oh oh!

  • @DanzMcAbra
    @DanzMcAbra 10 лет назад +125

    One of their best IMO. A twist to put Shyamalan to shame-alan.

    • @LoveMyUnusual
      @LoveMyUnusual 7 лет назад +1

      Danz McAbra You deserved way more likes for this 😂

    • @ardnegoyamrahs6177
      @ardnegoyamrahs6177 Год назад

      That sounds like something jake and Amir would write

  • @mickomoo
    @mickomoo 8 лет назад +86

    It's always fun seeing Jake and Amir outside of Jake and Amir

  • @haustyl12
    @haustyl12 4 года назад +110

    Jake does a great job looking uncomfortable when everyone is taking abart his perfect woman theory

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka 4 года назад +9

      Welcome to another episode of insecure Jake

  • @juandiegoprado
    @juandiegoprado 8 лет назад +273

    Better plot twist than any M. Night Shyamalan movie.

    • @hrrldd8481
      @hrrldd8481 7 лет назад

      Except Split

    • @avishekdutta3310
      @avishekdutta3310 6 лет назад

      I see dead people

    • @N3rdZon3
      @N3rdZon3 4 года назад +1

      I mean, it's not that hard... compared to "trees made people kill themselves".... or "the aliens are killed by water... so they invaded a planet full of water".... whatever Lady in the water was... or "Aang is the Avatar" - I mean, come on, that was just so uncalled for

    • @aaaadit5155
      @aaaadit5155 3 года назад

      Nerd Zone you deliberately picked his bad films to justify your shitty point

  • @ncooty
    @ncooty 7 лет назад +43

    Best ending of any CH sketch I've seen.

    • @NESherv
      @NESherv 5 лет назад

      ncooty Agreed. I really thought it was just going to end with Jake walking away while the rest of them continued talking, but then the writers made the “perfect woman” a real person.

  • @AltcoinDaily
    @AltcoinDaily Год назад +25

    Still holds up 😄

  • @Yrenne
    @Yrenne 2 года назад +13

    Idk why "No... Probably a different scientist" cracks me up so much

  • @seanzoz
    @seanzoz 13 лет назад +196

    lol that took a turn didn't it

    • @sautay765
      @sautay765 3 года назад +4

      Ayy u made the senile scribbles

    • @seanzoz
      @seanzoz 3 года назад +2

      @@sautay765 you must have me mistaken with someone else.

    • @seanzoz
      @seanzoz 3 года назад +1

      @ You didn't say please. That's rude, which makes you rude and I only listen to rude people. So, okay.

    • @ethangreger4484
      @ethangreger4484 3 года назад

      Wait, I know you

    • @seanzoz
      @seanzoz 3 года назад

      @@ethangreger4484 prove it

  • @ComeWatchTV
    @ComeWatchTV 10 месяцев назад +5

    I think this is the best sketch ever made

  • @Phazon8058MS
    @Phazon8058MS 9 лет назад +156

    I thought Amir's dad was an army rat that went AWOL during his time in Vietnam and gave away the names and locations of thousands of his comrades.
    And when he went to a tri-conference with Amir and Amir's teacher, he and the teacher started rawdogging Amir so hard, Amir's dad fricken moved.

    • @darylmcmexican539
      @darylmcmexican539 9 лет назад +23

      Good thing amir isn't worried,seeing that he has successful business ventures and a lovely wife.

    • @lucyanne9626
      @lucyanne9626 9 лет назад +11

      PhazonSpaceSystems He also tried to kill Doobs with his _tiny...skinny legs._

    • @FatBoris2oo0
      @FatBoris2oo0 9 лет назад +6

      +Sam S Only three centimeters in diameter

    • @franklinbadge1215
      @franklinbadge1215 9 лет назад +7

      +FatBoris2oo0
      No bones... just blood and skin. You know, I still have dreams about him...

    • @JimNotCarrey
      @JimNotCarrey 9 лет назад +5

      +franklinbadge1215 nightmares?

  • @AoshiProduction
    @AoshiProduction 13 лет назад +22

    "IT'S CALLED SO SHE GIVES YOU BETTER HEAD!" Best line ever.

  • @OdieOde
    @OdieOde 9 лет назад +40

    At 2:08, that man behind them heard 'friends' and decided this wasn't his place.

  • @misternotlob6769
    @misternotlob6769 Год назад +21

    The funniest part is how Amir offers a referral and David accepts like he's actually dealing with this issue lmao

  • @Miguelohara563
    @Miguelohara563 10 лет назад +58

    Anyone spot that guy at 2:08 who suddenly notices he's on camera? He's like "nope..."

  • @omgimgfut
    @omgimgfut 8 лет назад +61

    at 1:23 jake is trying so hard not to laugh

    • @DirectorTaffy
      @DirectorTaffy 6 лет назад +5

      omgimgfut one take jake

    • @mitchelletzkin1321
      @mitchelletzkin1321 4 года назад

      Woah never caught that

    • @artloverivy
      @artloverivy 4 года назад

      I think that’s just his acting trying to seem disappointed that David is still contradicting him.

    • @Vamatt99218
      @Vamatt99218 Месяц назад

      I didnt see him not try to laugh there.

  • @ridmak95
    @ridmak95 10 лет назад +21

    love this video so much! lol Amir shushes him like 5 times.

  • @epasurr
    @epasurr 11 лет назад +17

    Amir's "Shhh! Shhh! Shhh!" at 2:35 had me dying.

  • @roughryder5
    @roughryder5 9 лет назад +79

    2:18...Did Amir just call Jake "Jim". Im high right now and I caught that.

    • @TheIntelligentMoose
      @TheIntelligentMoose 9 лет назад +5

      Props for the notice. I'm sober and I didn't catch that.

    • @calzango
      @calzango 9 лет назад +4

      Elite No, I think he just said it fast (despite it sounding like it)

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle 9 лет назад +3

      Maybe it's a reference to the similarities between Jake from Jake and amir and Jim from the office

    • @OhplsAndrew
      @OhplsAndrew 7 лет назад

      Hardly working must be an alternate reality.

  • @vincevvn
    @vincevvn 3 года назад +15

    This is like the funniest college humor video ever put out lmfao

  • @EWHRDIII
    @EWHRDIII 13 лет назад +4

    I love the puzzled face Jake makes around 0:56 when Dave mentions self-improvement.

  • @McBaller96
    @McBaller96 6 лет назад +4

    That picture took me by surpirse. I'm actually crying!!😂😂😂😂

  • @Skiloose
    @Skiloose Месяц назад +3

    0:56 is that a GARMIN in the background?? He finally got a GARMIN

  • @magicalmysteryollie
    @magicalmysteryollie 9 лет назад +19

    lol, kevin watching jake and amir in the beginning of the video in the background!

  • @AhrkFinTey
    @AhrkFinTey 3 месяца назад +2

    lmao i love how they were all completely on board with it at first

  • @tapangasoul6928
    @tapangasoul6928 4 года назад +2

    Lol the way Amir shushes. and the different scientists comment got me. But yeah this college humor is so much better.

  • @heyhowsitgoing5096
    @heyhowsitgoing5096 4 года назад +6

    this is a classic

  • @ljuc
    @ljuc Год назад +4

    The punchline is great. All the build up was worth it.

  • @GeorgeCVB
    @GeorgeCVB 8 лет назад +106

    Lol i thought they were saying "beard" instead of "beer" all the time. It didnt make fcking sense xD

  • @The_Moss-Man
    @The_Moss-Man 8 лет назад +3

    That ending was beautiful.

  • @Monkeyman3000
    @Monkeyman3000 9 месяцев назад +2

    this is a perfect sketch

  • @TakeaSwigBro
    @TakeaSwigBro 4 года назад +6

    I genuinely believe that this is the best hardly working of all time

  • @LongLongLists
    @LongLongLists 8 лет назад +15

    1:36 LOL at Jake

  • @caramonmajere447
    @caramonmajere447 8 лет назад +11

    I love the song that inspired this video. Cross Canadian Ragweed's Nymphomaniac.
    "Well make her 3ft tall, stand about to here. With a flat spot on her head so I can rest my beer!"

  • @VForceWave
    @VForceWave 12 лет назад

    They turned it around... twice. Amazing.

  • @oli8889
    @oli8889 13 лет назад +2

    Jake is amazing in this, awesome acting.

  • @swandonn
    @swandonn 10 лет назад +14

    Every time I watch this I laugh my ass off

  • @LivingDewCrew
    @LivingDewCrew 6 лет назад +7

    This is the first time I saw Jake! And Amir called him Jim

  • @user84074
    @user84074 2 года назад +3

    2:08 "Nope, I'm out." lol

  • @zuketheduke100
    @zuketheduke100 12 лет назад +1

    I love the random conversations they have at the beginning of sketches.

  • @repressedtears8568
    @repressedtears8568 Год назад +2

    2:09 LMAO the dude in the back realized they were filming and just turned around

  • @bryanburns4874
    @bryanburns4874 6 лет назад +5

    LMAO this one episode made me crack up harder than every single new CH video combined

  • @qianweijia1
    @qianweijia1 10 лет назад +12

    Hardly Working: Hardly Working

  • @theramo0
    @theramo0 3 года назад +7

    Too bad they can’t get Amir’s dad that physician to help on account that he freakin moved,Yeah

  • @easterislandstatue4059
    @easterislandstatue4059 5 месяцев назад +1

    I miss these guys so much

    • @Skiloose
      @Skiloose Месяц назад +1

      Jake and Amir are still making videos on their own channel, Headgum! There’s also a designated Jake and Amir channel where all the vids are posted

  • @wiet111
    @wiet111 13 лет назад

    I love the moment he pulls out the picture(2:46) !

  • @MrTastySock
    @MrTastySock 9 лет назад +3

    2:08 "do do do do do uh oh i'm in shot"

  • @damienmcnern
    @damienmcnern 4 года назад +5

    2:09 the guy in the background just didn't want to be in the video

  • @Humanlink1
    @Humanlink1 10 лет назад +3

    Best video, ive seen in months haha

  • @DoubleDgurl16
    @DoubleDgurl16 11 лет назад +1

    No words can properly explain how much I love Jake!

  • @calebthecondor
    @calebthecondor 7 лет назад +1

    It's gems like this that make me keep watching. That ending XD!!

  • @MajSolo
    @MajSolo 8 лет назад +3

    They outdone themselves this time.

  • @TESkyrimizer
    @TESkyrimizer 4 года назад +5

    This honestly belongs in the Louvre

  • @hineighbor
    @hineighbor 5 лет назад +3

    M. Night Shyamalan ending

  • @katiemillspaugh7591
    @katiemillspaugh7591 7 лет назад

    this is so pure

  • @summerwilson5777
    @summerwilson5777 9 лет назад +2

    This has to be one of the funniest episodes ever! I laughed SO hard!!

  • @ST-kb1xc
    @ST-kb1xc Год назад +3

    This is the first non Jake and Amir video I watch and it is SO weird to see Jake and Amir not being Jake and Amir..it's really weird....

  • @smeagleoff4210
    @smeagleoff4210 Год назад +6

    and a flat head so you can rest a BEER ON HER

  • @jeremykline6687
    @jeremykline6687 9 месяцев назад +2

    “What do you think man? Yeah! She’s my fucking soulmate!” is Oscar-worthy delivery

  • @measlysqueeze
    @measlysqueeze 11 лет назад +2

    "As long as she got a flat ass head" I died

  • @larryjlangan
    @larryjlangan 11 лет назад +6

    ah, Hurwitz.

  • @rutgerholtzer3961
    @rutgerholtzer3961 10 лет назад +51

    You know I could understand that people from the USA don't like beer. USA beer is really really bad.

    • @UserJWR
      @UserJWR 10 лет назад +24

      wouldnt explain that they say it's bitter...as the Monty Python boys said: "American Beer is like sex in a canoo. Fucking close to water."

    • @CrazyGnome07
      @CrazyGnome07 10 лет назад +2

      That was true 20ish years ago, but craft breweries have exploded here in the US. Most of my favorite bars have a minimum of 20 beers on tap, some have over 100. You can get any type of beer you want, and odds are it was made in a mom and pop brewery one town over.

    • @rutgerholtzer3961
      @rutgerholtzer3961 10 лет назад +4

      ***** "Mom and pop" beer is likely better than the budweiser stuff or other major American brands, but it isn't nearly as good as the beer brew in Europe, where the art has been developed for many many centuries.

    • @CrazyGnome07
      @CrazyGnome07 10 лет назад +3

      To each their own, but I've lived Germany and USA, and both have fantastic beer.

    • @poopoopeepee42069
      @poopoopeepee42069 10 лет назад +4

      US has the some of shittiest and some of the best, a product of having the most Breweies of any country on earth. Try something other than Miller or Bud before you pass judgement.

  • @kylenetherwood8734
    @kylenetherwood8734 8 лет назад +16

    Sour? It's bitter.

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle 7 лет назад

      Kyle Netherwood if anything, red wine is sour

    • @Noah-be5rj
      @Noah-be5rj 6 лет назад

      Kyle Netherwood Dark beer can be sour, it just depends on the kind of beer. I don't like for example some trappists because they taste sour IMO

  • @SongBird101
    @SongBird101 12 лет назад

    This was released on my birthday!

  • @kristinnsigurarsonsndal7226
    @kristinnsigurarsonsndal7226 7 лет назад

    Fast forward to 2017 and they are engaged. Love is beautiful

  • @bantehayes9973
    @bantehayes9973 Год назад +3

    She's my fucking soulmate lol

  • @girlcow
    @girlcow 7 лет назад +5

    Thought this was Jake and Amir for a second.

  • @imwatchinberniemac
    @imwatchinberniemac 4 года назад +4

    ‘heaaddddd’

  • @TheOminousMuffin
    @TheOminousMuffin 11 лет назад +2

    The fun thing about twists is that once they happen, you don't expect another.
    Great double plot twist, all the waaaaaay.

  • @CaptainH00die
    @CaptainH00die 11 лет назад

    Since forever. He's mentioned it several times and on his Twitter he's shown pictures of his dad. He really is a physician.

  • @WilliamThee4th
    @WilliamThee4th 4 года назад +3

    It's LoDD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thelastreaper9726
    @thelastreaper9726 3 года назад +8

    It’s löde

  • @HTakara82
    @HTakara82 10 лет назад +4

    They should rename this video; Buzz Killington, lol

  • @TheGallantandChalent
    @TheGallantandChalent 11 лет назад

    one of my favourites for sure

  • @jamieturner4859
    @jamieturner4859 8 лет назад

    I love jake when he is playing this type of role

  • @helloasroma
    @helloasroma 4 года назад +3

    is that gril den?

  • @dexterous187
    @dexterous187 2 года назад +3

    Eater Piefell

  • @bowzerbrawler789
    @bowzerbrawler789 9 лет назад +18

    the perfect girl for me is a girl that is interested in men.... IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK!?

  • @tardersauce3578
    @tardersauce3578 4 года назад +1

    This is such a wholesome video

  • @MrSpeedyAce
    @MrSpeedyAce 13 лет назад +1

    I love how Jake keeps coming back to the beer thing lol.....

  • @LightBrand
    @LightBrand 6 месяцев назад +3

    Lod

  • @СтефанРудоземски
    @СтефанРудоземски 8 лет назад +12

    Hellen Keller was my perfect woman...

  • @msjkramey
    @msjkramey 6 лет назад +3

    A little teeth is good if you know how to do it right. Start with the lightest touch and work your way up, communicating with your partner about how he feels and pay attention to his body language

  • @golderMIER
    @golderMIER 13 лет назад

    LOL. I wanna watch these videos all day...

  • @BillyCrombie
    @BillyCrombie 12 лет назад +1

    Streeter is so good at gradually switching sides

  • @GrimSlaughter
    @GrimSlaughter 10 лет назад +5

    Great joke, but i have to agree with the guy on the far left. :P not to be a buzzkill.

    • @kendalcramer4512
      @kendalcramer4512 10 лет назад +2

      THANK YOU. at least there's decent men out there

    • @GrimSlaughter
      @GrimSlaughter 10 лет назад +2

      Kendal Cramer
      I'm a horrible person and a dirty rotten pervert, but thank you for the compliment.

    • @CorpseMarine
      @CorpseMarine 10 лет назад +4

      I think the point of it was to show that not all men are like the jackass.

    • @GrimSlaughter
      @GrimSlaughter 10 лет назад

      Corpse Marine
      Correct.

    • @TheCaoth
      @TheCaoth 10 лет назад +8

      Jesus, what's with the joke-over-head white-knightery in this comment section?
      Huzzah, there are men who don't prefer teethless, three-feet-short women -- faith in humanity restored!

  • @KneeCapHill
    @KneeCapHill 10 лет назад +10

    Wow. This sketch got real depressing real qwick.

  • @shee7y
    @shee7y 13 лет назад

    2:09 Love that the guy walks in, sees the camera and bails :P

  • @drumttocs8
    @drumttocs8 11 лет назад

    Probably my favorite one

  • @4ghost26
    @4ghost26 11 лет назад

    gotta love the ending

  • @paul_warner
    @paul_warner 2 года назад +2

    I never picked up on Amir hissing at Jake until now.