Megachurch Pastors Try to Predict the Apocalypse
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Here's a thorough list from the book of Etreesions that sums up everyone who WON'T be raptured into Heaven come Judgments Day:
Sorcerers
Liars
Thieves
Dentists
People with Velcro wallets
People who wear cargo shorts above the knees
Rondald McDondald and his Hamburger, Grimace
Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance
#wizards #comedy #sketchcomedy 
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Besides all the yogurt boiling, what else happens during the end times?
You urinate feces and ejaculate urine and poop semen. Not that I'd know.
Diarrhea for all
Arizona Iced tea becomes a $1.00
Ben Shapiro Sings WAP on stage with Cardi B
Covid-20
These mega pastors drippy as hell for the end of days
Drip to end all drip
Drip while you RIP is important
"This is free for $100" is such a good joke for when products say "free, just pay $59.99 shipping and handling."
The amount of time i check eBay for a good deal and find something for 50 dollars free shipping and the same thing for 30 dollars, 20 dollars for shipping.
That's the same god damn price!
I also just noticed this time around that when he says "Complimentary Mark of The Beast disguise kit", it flashes "$75" on screen.
I hope they make so many of these. They always give me a good chuckle.
I'm fascinated by the rogue cowboy. For some reason, I can only picture him with Daniel's face.
It's Danniel for sure!
The true sign of the end times will be when Wizards With Guns gets 1,000,000 subscribers.
Holy shit, only 100k subs? Their content is so good, I didn't realize they had so little exposure
Nice comment
@@that_guy_standing5754 seriously, this channel is so good
I hope it comes soon.
This comment will age well in about a year or 2
Honestly the accent is what sells it...all the megachurch pastors i've seen (i do not go to church by the way.) have this EXACT accent
Reminds me of the Righteous Gemstones. Same accent!
The Holy Hand Grenade gag never gets old
We all need a holy grenade in our lives
@Braiden’s world I have three next to my Bible. Got to fight off the demons at night
count to three!
1
2
5 er 3
Do we have a lion...
A witch...
And a wardrobe?
The way these guys excalate the comedy is brilliant. Love their content.
ARE U TELLING ME TO LOVE THEIR CONTENT!?
@@alex.g7317 YES DO IT NOW!!!
@@PeanutButterWasTaken NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You mean by shouting ?
Yeah ... absolutely comedic geniuses .
..
excalate? man…its fucking escalate
GOLDEN BAPTISM 😂😂😂 Great job guys!!!🔥
Thank you 😊
I just started watching this channel a little over a week ago. Watched a bunch of videos already and to see the next iteration of one of your best series come out live is a real joy. God Bless.
Thanks Zero Dark!
I know, I loved this video
@@Wizards_with_Guns This is quite funny and even if you guys are not Christian I still respect you for taking them time to point out the issues with Megachurches. Also I'm quite sure the bible explicitly states that none but God will know when the end times starts.
It's good to see that Reverend Ruby Ranch survived his nail problem and the ornaments
They'll survive the grenade problem too I bet
The good Lord protects
A quality sermon from my favorite pastors!
Hallelujah
The triple take at 4:07 is great. He notices, he's confused, then he's just disappointed. There, there, Reverend Ranch.
THE END IS NIGH
FOR YOU, BILL NYE
LOL *"Now... how do we know the endtimes hath be'pon'd us??"*
Bravo sirs! 👏 👏 👏 🌹🌹
hahaha thank you I was trying to think of how to write be'pon'd
The picture of the devil part, I don't know why but I'm crying from laughing so hard. Great work
2:16 "Rondald McDondald and his hamburger grimace" XD
The timing of “My daughter… died-“ 😂
LMFAO....‘Righteous Hand Grenades’......i’m ☠️😂 ‘Golden Baptism’......😂
Um, as a Christian...
This is really funny actually.
Same.
I was already exhaling from my nose at the "BILL BILL BILL BILL" bit, I already knew the rest of this would be gold lmao
I’m starting to think these “pastors” have some kind of Unus Anus type deal going on where they die multiple times and get replaced/come back to life. For instance, Ruby Ranch already died before in the Christmas episode after eating an ornament and falling on a nail if I remember correctly. That means it would have to come last in the timeline, but they also both presumably die here as well, or at least get their legs blasted off. You could just say that these episodes are completely separate, but I don’t think so. WWG has proved that all the other sketches take place in the same universe through references and reoccurring characters, the first of which was Daniel. He seems to be central to this channel, and definitely has some anomalous abilities, including turning a raisin into a grapefruit, (“see, Terrys Cookoff Extravaganza”) and quickly appearing like some scp 096 shit to impale a man with a baguette without breaking it. (See “Male Karen’s are the Worst”) It would make sense for the “G is for Jesus” series to take place in some pocket dimension/artificial universe like MatPat theorized in his unus anus video, but Daniel “answering” the phones in the previously mentioned Christmas episode throws a wrench in that theory.
They are already in hell where these corrupt, gospel of wealth, megachurch pastors belong.
No it’s more like cane and Abel, the immortal brothers in the Bible
Idk man able didn’t seem very immortal when Cain busted his head in with a rock…
Inb4 they're actually in hell, unknowingly making a fool of themselves in front of a live demonic audience for all eternity.
i like how you refer to them as an "it" as if they aren't human at all
Just started watching these guys about 6 months ago and compared to other similar sketch/improve comedy channels they stand out a ton. Its a real shame on youtube not giving these guys more exposure. Idk what their Facebook presence is like but if they cut some good reels together I'd bet their subs would increase greatly. If their already heavy on FB and still dont get more fans then I know that this is the true sign of the end of times.
I love these guys so much. I'm genuinely pissed off that the algorithm hasn't picked their channel yet
Oh, but it has
They foretold grimaces birthday
This is free for $100 fuck sake that caught me off guard
The fact that i got a legit ad FOR THE BIBLE on this video is killing me.
This entire video had been laughing out loud the whole time. I love you guys, you're so underrated. Please keep it up!
“I know I was there”. I’m dying
This hit me right in the sports center
“Yeah I know I was there” killed me
I love how their implied to actually be satanists. It add depth to the jokes. Matthew 24:5
The reference to the Palmarian Bible was wonderful.
I get "the end is nigh- for you, Bill Nye!!" Stuck in my head
The best ending to any of your sketches, Loving y'alls work!
The phone number just is a survey for if you’re 50 and older or not. Great job boys. Great job.
Good to see Ruby has recovered from that horrendous head injury from the Christmas broadcast. We are truly blessed. 🙏
"This is free for $100"
Dang that happens every time at our fall festival
Brilliant satire, I loved it so much, COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME. God bless you 🙏
Haircuts are looking fresh gentlemen 💯
Can't ever get enough G is for Jesus
The hooves of a goat, the horns of a ram, the body of a goat and the face of a sheep? Terrifying!
I love how you switched the books they read every so often
I wait everyday with my fellow wizzlers for a new episode and I’m never disappointed by the quality.
As someone who requires the need of intermittent catheters... that ending got me good.
One would think to just put the pins back into the grenades. But you gotta respect the pull out game, I suppose... 😔💥
Oh disguise. That's why I have a pentagram on my shoulder
"BILL BILL BILL BILL" is so much funnier than it should be lmao
We could all use the Grenade of Truth.
A nice ending for a funny saga. Praise Horvath
I'm living my hell right now. Ran out of lotion, & my skin just won't stop being dry. Tried rubbing saucy spare ribs on my body, will let you know the results
Keep us posted
This is in the top 3 best for me. Ending was perfect
I must say my dear lads this is one god tier episode of this holy series! I hope my two favorite disciples god continue to deliver the holy message. Praise Horvath I MEAN-
Those pastors dropping a lot of Truth Bombs, you might say.
"i drew this in my sleep"
me:so your possessed by bill cipher?
The final BILL 😂😂
God I love this series, hey Wizards, if you guys need a new idea for "G" is for Jesus having them check out like Norse or Greek mythology would be hilarious
FREE for $100? That's a deal.
Of course the Devil would go to Cracker Barrel; the restaurant notoriously known for giving the green apple splatters.
The grimace shake part has happened. We are close to the end according to these good God fearing men.
the devil could in this very room. it could be you. it could be me it could even be-
2 fragmentation grenades for $60? A damn steal…
That face he makes at 4:55 😂
Holy shit watching this while high is an EXPERIENCE.
Honestly the g is for Jesus series is one of the funniest things on this site rn
Everytime I thought the jokes would start to peter out you just kept taking it further lmao
Played this video at 240p for that extra immersion
Holy Hand Grenades for $60 is a steal!
this feels like a Brandon Rogers kind of video and I love it lmao.
2:06
*A cruel angel's thesis starts playing*
I think that these pastors are actually in hell and they're just recounting their punishments while thinking its still real life. Those demons must be the equivalent of fast food workers.
As a Christian I can confirm this is indeed mega church preachers 😂
2:26 Brilliant. They say that the Bible has no description of Satan.... when in reality it says he is a (7 headed) red dragon. They know their shit.
God bless the holy hand granade
Love when new WWG drops!!!
After the first sentence, I paused the video and said "Nigh? As in Bill Nye???" To myself. What a coincidence.
These guys should be the vendors in the next devil may cry
We might need a Pt 2 with current events increasing on the daily
Rongold micdongold and his hamburger grimace 😂😂😂
this feels like one of those adult swim sketches
NO BILL NYE DONT DROP THE BOMB (Bing and Mexico approved?)
I like the "we rewrite the Bible" that shit was funny
The only megachurch pastors I respect
'Or Broke free'.. Top line at 2:18.. You guys actually wrote something in the Elder Futhark for a frame & 1\2 ... Freakin love y'all
I fucking love you guys. Thank you.
hellounds treating my children as chew toys? i dont have children... oh no!
the holy hand grenade sir
I always tune in for my favourite tv show, G for Jesus.
Dude i died laughing and now typing this in hell. 😂😂😂same catheter AND they let go 😂😂😂😂
Thank you Ministers for your ministry! Now I am ready for the day of Revelation. That said if in 15 days I don’t die, you may be hearing from an official inquisitor and a knights hospitaller.
Thank you for saving my soul. Maybe. Probably.
ITS FINALLY HERE, what a gift to wake up to ❤️
PISSING BACK AND FORTH FOREVER
THEY'RE BACK 😁
ending was absolutely inspired. incredible comedy engineering.
This was nostalgic for me reminded me of my school's don't-have-sex-ed
This was beautiful
this is probably one of my favorite videos on the platform
This is my favorite of your recurring bits.
holy hand grenade worms style i like it