I played Shadowrun with a group of very, very patient people. In that they refused to plan or act based on whatever initial conditions the DM or scenario provided and they basically always chose to "Wait for a good opportunity." until the DM made the objective sufficiently easy for them. My attempts to convince them to take action, such as having the character geared for social actions actually... TALK to somebody was usually met with my plan being called stupid and everyone returning to waiting.
My worst DnD experience is waiting 30 minutes for a player to show up for a session before receiving a call that they can't make it tonight. A recurring nightmare of mine.
Playing Mutants and Masterminds and I rolled a super-strength hero/good aligned character, tried to create a minor earthquake-esque tremor to cause a cosmetic distraction in a building and rolled a 1; brought the whole building down 😂
@@clintonbehrends4659pagen doesn't necessarily have anything to do with elves, being pagen means you have religious beliefs that don't fall under any largely recognized religion
The way around this is to have your DnD group play at your church and have the DM be the pastor's husband and also have your pastor be a fellow player (I got lucky)
I made an entire church based on these characters and they worship Hörvath but behave like regular youth pastors outside of church 10/10 would meme again
Damon has the best expressions, also I love the smile Frank has when he says 'he has forsaken me'. Frank's teethy expressions are so good when he plays Titus.
“Tell him about my lord and savior”…”I rolled a 20” DM’s like mmmm okay “he accepts his new lord and savior” 😂😂 “whiles he’s distracted I stab him like a 100 times I rolled another 20”🤣🤣😂
Really this is the best laughs I had in like 3/4years. Please continue to make this AWESOME content. I am sharing these videos, with all my friends. Btw everything is perfect. The expressions of these actors, the costumes, all these small bits of humor bits really finish it. I mean, this is a polished gem. Quality. Makes a person crave for more videos on this channel for sure.
1:03 I’d actually like to see a dnd game with the characters being a bunch of religious mega church pastors and evangelists in tents basically hahahah!
Smart and hilarious. A lot of popular comedy rides on making fun of people outside of a tribe and reinforces division. This is the type of skit where you can be a Christian and/or D&D enthusiast and find this super funny. If SNL did this skit, for instance, I think they would humiliate Christians and RPG players to appeal to an audience that views both groups as outcasts.
I played AD&D for years. From 13-18. A bit in my late 20s. What game we actually played depended on who was Hosting. We upgraded to Rifts in 92 and played that until 08'. They game group had dispersed since, marriages and children. I'd probably still be playing if I had a group.
As someone who's plays both clerics and bards. Anyone who says Clerics are borning are playing them wrong. They can be utterly badass, like I played a Tempest domain Cleric Bandit King who served the God of storms
Tell us your WORST D&D experience... we assume it involves a rogue
I played Shadowrun with a group of very, very patient people. In that they refused to plan or act based on whatever initial conditions the DM or scenario provided and they basically always chose to "Wait for a good opportunity." until the DM made the objective sufficiently easy for them. My attempts to convince them to take action, such as having the character geared for social actions actually... TALK to somebody was usually met with my plan being called stupid and everyone returning to waiting.
I feel attacked.
My worst DnD experience is waiting 30 minutes for a player to show up for a session before receiving a call that they can't make it tonight. A recurring nightmare of mine.
Playing Mutants and Masterminds and I rolled a super-strength hero/good aligned character, tried to create a minor earthquake-esque tremor to cause a cosmetic distraction in a building and rolled a 1; brought the whole building down 😂
@@MorganTheMad motivating players is one of the great challenges of DMing
the way they went from "how much blood will it cost for *one* game?" to "I CHOOSE HOR'VATH AUGR OF THE BLOODFIELD!"
To “PRAISE HOR’VATH”
I thought it was Whore Vats - Vats filled with politicians..?
Hörvath according to the subtitles the scheduled program put up
That part caught me so off guard 🤣😂🤣
Coincidentally, they both cost exactly 4 blood. no more no less
"Radical Pagan Game" or "RPG" was a genius line
to be fair it does have elves and it is pretty radical
I somehow JUST got that, I've watched every sketch like ten times and I didn't get the ACRONYM joke?😭
@@clintonbehrends4659pagen doesn't necessarily have anything to do with elves, being pagen means you have religious beliefs that don't fall under any largely recognized religion
@@da_bosso8634 and how many largely recognised religions include elves? Not alot, ergo paganism :)
"another soul saved... my own" is absolutely one of the top WWG moments of all time
:) thank you ☺️
Technically he saved the other guy's soul because of his immediate conversion lol
What part was this at?
How could you choose just one?
The "son's gay boyfriend" joke always gets me harder than it should
Giggity
"My son's not gay! His gay boyfriend put a gaying spell on him that turned him gay! But he's not really gay!"
Wait…like you get really hard?
@@brandonlilly5738 "femboys tend to do that"
-Priests
Wait. Gets you hard?
"can I leave? Im late for my church pot luck"
sounds like a DM all right
The way around this is to have your DnD group play at your church and have the DM be the pastor's husband and also have your pastor be a fellow player (I got lucky)
"Hörvath, Augur of the Blood Field" is a name that goes so unfathomably hard I might just have to use it in my own homebrew games.
I made an entire church based on these characters and they worship Hörvath but behave like regular youth pastors outside of church 10/10 would meme again
@@Kohl293dude that is amazing
The fact the DM was revealed to be Christian at the end makes it 1000 times better. XD
Some Satanists have churches, I guess
I'm actually a Christian, and I'm usually the DM in my games.
@@willmangrum3686 Same.
I imagine he’s really big in their church but neither of them recognize him.
My Christian dad introduced me to DnD as a kid!
*explains D&D*
...
"Now that he's casts a spell of confusion on me"
Pretty much sums up my first time
I’m sorry, I’m absolutely going to use “another soul saved... my own!”
Damon has the best expressions, also I love the smile Frank has when he says 'he has forsaken me'. Frank's teethy expressions are so good when he plays Titus.
Thank you for teeth appreciation 😁
I totally agree. Its these little things that really bring this scetch to a whole new level.
Are you talking about demon?
As a avid dnd player and ex-dungeon master as well as a pastors kid at a christian college- Accurate and hilarious!
Perfect! That’s what we’re going for!
"No I haven't"
Ok, that is a solid joke
Many thanks!
@@FrankStJohn-xw2wu for what
@@Walter-Dodds frank is part of WWG, he's Pastor Titus in this skit
"You can't just--"
"I got another 20."
Too true XD
Every BBG whenever I DM always gets crit before the next turn.
i love the "i chose my heavenly father the one true god" and then the guy next to him "I PICK HORVATH AUGER OF THE BLOOD FIELD" "gasps"
As a DM who grew up in a strict religious family, this made me laugh so hard I woke my roommates.
"Theyre freaking demons! Do you think we stand a chance?" Got me to snort out loud in public lol
I love how gentle and softspoken the D&D player is compared to the pastors who are just batshit all the time
dungeon master or 𝖇𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝖒𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖈 𝖕𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖗
How did you get that font?
I love when he asks “when you die in the game do you die in real life?” Only the true OGs will get that one
Because in a game of life or death you either live, or you die.
No it’s from a real wizard plays D&D by them
Oh I thought it was an SAO reference
@@sinfinite7516 yuck
@@lukyansilver2771 yuck implies you have seen sao and then decided to dislike it because other people do, so please shut up:)
i was raised believing that D&D stands for Demons and Deities smh
Why does that sound cooler
@@p.m.e.7311And much more accurate
I have never clicked a video faster in my life and I'm happy to report that it lived up to my expectations and then some
Hörvath is the one true god and don’t you forget it 🙏🏻
Hentai is the true god
@@IncorporarMC No I haven't
I’ve missed this series! Thank you for warning us about the ever present evils of rolling a fucking dice.
“Tell him about my lord and savior”…”I rolled a 20”
DM’s like mmmm okay “he accepts his new lord and savior” 😂😂 “whiles he’s distracted I stab him like a 100 times I rolled another 20”🤣🤣😂
Every video y'all produce is fucking pure gold
That’s so kind to say!!
@@Wizards_with_Guns nah man it’s just the truth
This is exactly the same vibe as that that guy calling pokemon devil worship
No idea how these shorts haven't been picked up to be on adult swim between full length shows. This content is gold.
Nice to see Blorfus the Brown hiding in plain sight
As someone who recently started playing dnd this is genuinely amazing haha
You actually chose not to have Mageus show up and spank them? There better be a sequel!
Magius wouldn’t waste his power and time with mortals and a non-wizard DM
@@22burnsie He would actually mess with 2 mortals and a non-wizard DM
@@22burnsiehe would 100% appear and rob them with his gu-, my bad, magic power and then kill them anyway
Lol that 1-800 number directs you to some automated system,asks if you're over 50 year old and then I dipped out.
it was a sex hotline for me when i called
@@Everfalling lucky
Hoping Pastor Diamondback & Rev. Ranch can give me some spiritual guidance -
Best Warlock Pact for dominating the enemies of Christendom? Thanks boys
This is easily one of my favorite videos now!
1:47 Horvath broke me X'D
“Well they’re demons, we can’t fight them!”
*Doomguy noises intensifies*
Fantastic, this is the greatest church ever, we need this more than anything 😎
"Now if you die in the game? you die in real life, right?" one of my favorite recurring jokes ever
guys, this was brilliant!
This is hands down my favourite sketch of yours
Definitely my favorite series of yours, keep it up guys
I love all your videos guys ! Huge love from france !
Thank you so much! We love French dressing!
@@Wizards_with_Guns I'm really glad you like it guys
We didnt ask for it, but we fucking love it
“2 words, role-playing chat room”
The K'Ron got me rollin.
Rolling with salvation 😎
I cant belive how undertated you guys are, I hope that somewhere in the future this channel will blow up!
Crazy how fast these 2 years went by
“And the is the K’ron?” 😂😂😂😂❤️
TIL Lucifer is a gnome.
This made me crack up. Well done!
Yes praise Horvath
Do not drink anything, especially kool-aid, while watching this video.
What about gravy
The look of shock in these skits whenever one of y'all says some thing blasphemous will never get old.
As a Dane, I appreciate the word Lort
You guys rolled a 20 on performance 😂
Man i hope you guys blow up here soon, you have a great, not quite deadpan, but same ballpark feel thats amazing to watch.
I never noticed that the Warlock is late for his church potluck. The little details are so good!
Ok this one’s my favorite. The bit about converting the ogre before killing him is so real they literally did that in real life
Yesss more "G" is for Jesus
Really this is the best laughs I had in like 3/4years. Please continue to make this AWESOME content. I am sharing these videos, with all my friends.
Btw everything is perfect. The expressions of these actors, the costumes, all these small bits of humor bits really finish it. I mean, this is a polished gem. Quality. Makes a person crave for more videos on this channel for sure.
I think this is one of your best skits, alongside the Drive-Thru episode.
Full Actual Play video podcast featuring these guys pls. A meta-narrative RPG experience
that’s a cool idea
the chick fil a in the garbage can was a nice touch
Pastor Titus I SEE you mouthing Ruby's intro at 0:20 😂
Halleluyuh, another soul saved! “By Odin!”
I know now that he says “my own” but by Odin sent me reeling lmao
I have literally watch this a dozen times.
1:03 I’d actually like to see a dnd game with the characters being a bunch of religious mega church pastors and evangelists in tents basically hahahah!
Wait.... Was the Bible the Original DnD book? DANIEL!?!?!?!?!
Found you guys through tiktok; y’all are fucking hilarious keep it up
Bequeath what? I need to know!!!
Yall I had a dream about this last night and I woke up and now it's here what's going on
OMG YESSSS. Best series!! These ones KILL ME! Thank you!
Smart and hilarious. A lot of popular comedy rides on making fun of people outside of a tribe and reinforces division. This is the type of skit where you can be a Christian and/or D&D enthusiast and find this super funny. If SNL did this skit, for instance, I think they would humiliate Christians and RPG players to appeal to an audience that views both groups as outcasts.
"Radical Pagan Game"
technically he did save that ogre since he died after he repented, so he just got a quick and easy ticket to heaven.
I played AD&D for years. From 13-18. A bit in my late 20s. What game we actually played depended on who was Hosting. We upgraded to Rifts in 92 and played that until 08'. They game group had dispersed since, marriages and children. I'd probably still be playing if I had a group.
I’m hecking wheezing right now! This channel is comedy gold! 😂👍🏻
And people say playing a cleric is boring...
And it is, Bards forever!
Aw yeah! Bards are the best class!
As someone who's plays both clerics and bards. Anyone who says Clerics are borning are playing them wrong. They can be utterly badass, like I played a Tempest domain Cleric Bandit King who served the God of storms
@JordanXlord And the damage on some of the offensive spells clerics have access to is insane
Praise Hörvath
1:44 a warlock telling the paladin who his patron is
The editing on this is fantastic, great job. My favourite line was "Now you've cast a spell of confusion on us" lol
That bit with the vorpal blade is actually fantastic role play
Hentai do you even know what that is? Pfff no I haven’t.... WAIT
Best line
Praise Hörvath!
i mean hentai!
I was caught so incredibly off guard by the quaaludes I almost fucking spit water on my keyboard
"No I haven't." 😂 These guys are amazing
I could literally watch this for hours
"Radical Pagan game"; I have to remember that one
"Do you even know what that is?"
"NO I HAVEN'T!"
3:43 favorite bit "another soul saved"
intro: I REFUSE TO WORSHIP YOUR FLASE IDOLS
later: praise horthatv
We really need a part two of this sketch.
I am literally making maps for dnd, while watching this. Laughed out loud over this.
I'm late for my church potluck. LOL
I can only imagine how this would have been received back in the 80s.
Back for the 20th time, the jokes still haven't gotten old 😂
This made me want to play D&D
3:20 It worked for the original Tarrasque (The French dragon, not whatever that thing in the Monster Manual is)
This one was fucking great! I’d say I love you guys, but my lord and/or saviour Hörvath devours the souls of the gays
My worst DnD experience is all of them, because I’m the problem. I tell them I’m playing a bard, and they’re like “Ah shit, here we go again”.
This is the video I'm going to use to introduce D&D to my 11 year old son.
This is the only way to introduce D&D.
I am a priest and a Dungeon master. So... That's both hilarious and offensive. :D