Youth Pastors Try SIN | G is for Jesus 3 (Teen Edition)
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Let's go back in time shall we? You are once again an awkward, naïve teen just trying to seem cool, and fit in... you know, follow the pack and avoid being TORN TO SHREDS. You enter a dim, dingy room with black walls, flashing colorful lights, and throbbing music from last decade. The air is thick with the smell of sweat as slick, shiny bodies in their best clothing undulate unnaturally through the murky cacophony. Suddenly, a shady figure emerges from the fog. He's wearing a cheap blazer and pants so tight they could be spray-painted on. You can't quite make out his face through the pounding chaos but he seems... far too old to be here - oh, and what's this? He's got something clutched in his clammy hand he wants you to take. It's... a slice of lukewarm pizza?? "Hey dude! Hope you brought your Bible!" he screams with far too much confidence for a man with a '96 Pontiac Grand Am. That's right, that's not a drug dealer and this isn't a night club; that's your youth pastor and this... is YOUTH GROUP. Oh look, we're all gonna watch an old, terrible, B movie with a positive moral lesson. I wonder what it is this ti- Oh... OH NO... it's... a WIZARDS WITH GUNS COMEDY SKETCH... I'm gonna go smoke Newports in the bathroom. Come get me when it's over.
Music:
This is the Church - COGIC International Music Department
Lord of the Land - Kevin MacLeod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John, Michael Romaniello & Mitchell Nance
#Wizards #Comedy #SketchComedy
If you ring the NOTIFICATION BELL the ritual will be complete.
I think having 'gun' in your channel name is screwing you guys with the algorithm. Even gun channels avoid the word for that reason
He looked so genuinely happy 😂
“Word to your mother”
Word… to the father”
:O :D
Teheehehehehe!!!!
The look of pure delight at that wholesome pun is just great
The Huckleberry Finn part just gave so many people flashbacks of being forced to read it aloud in school.
I’m sorry we gave you PTSD Dan
NI-
I love how, through context alone, we're informed of what the blip is.
Same here but we said “Nickelback” instead of the n word. Guess that’s why I hate both nickelback and the n word.
@@menacingpyro2005 that’s seriously funny
You guys are so consistently funny. It's wild.
You're so consistently handsome. It's nuts!
@@Wizards_with_Guns aww :D
Rev. Ruby Ranch and Pastor Titus Diamondhook, please pray for my son, he's moved to L.A.
Dear Lord. I hate to say this but he’s a lost cause
“Lemme try to put this in TERMS you TEENS will understand.........r a p”
I’m fuckin deeeeeeead
If you guys wanna make a Jewish spin-off of this, I fully give you my blessing.
Good to know we officially have permission!
@@Wizards_with_Guns I’m assuming you went through the proper channels for the Amish video too
@@shoestringVA They never responded to any of the emails they sent unfortunately.
@@OnePixelataTime have they responded yet?
I also give my blessings
That Huck Finn joke was SOLID
Haha many thanks!
I find it so funny that after this episode ruby has an earring, incredible continuity. Also that Titus was using a throwing dart.
2:11 👏🏻THERE👏🏻IS👏🏻NOTHING 👏🏻IN👏🏻THE👏🏻BIBLE👏🏻ABOUT👏🏻SUCKING👏🏻TOES👏🏻
I snorted
2:10 That toes line, just kill me every time. THERE IS NOTHING IN THE BIBLE ABOUT SUCKING TOES
Isn't mary magdalene sucking toes
Guess it was TIME for Robbie to go to heaven, huh?
Too soon...
@@Wizards_with_Guns time waits for no one, least of all Robbie.
More like the burnin' *kush*
Please never stop making videos
This was it for me...was sitting there...Pretty amused. Already laughing from the "there is nothing in the bible for sucking toes" thing...But then this. It was over for me :-D
Thank you! As long as you keep watching them!
I died when he somehow sucked the whole blunt
"How do you do fellow kids?"
The way they were so proud/impressed by the "word to the father" line... 🤣
They got me when "...only people goes to heaven.", that actually happened to me when i was 6 or 7 and my cat died, badly, so I asked the priest about the afterlife and he told me my cat couldn't go to heaven because he had no soul. Trauma ahaha.
This one made me laugh out loud constantly. Jesus would approve. Thank you for this video. Amen
The sequel we really needed but didn’t expect!
If this is a parody of youth pastors trying to be "hip", then well done.
... what else would it be?
Perfect!
i like how saying squirtle as is, implies squirtle is already of the lord. 🙏🙏🙏
I barely held it together at the Huckleberry Finn part. When he said 'I fucked up' after an awkward silence I couldn't stop laughing.
Do you guys have to do quick cuts because you crack up at the end of your own hilarious jokes all the time? I know I would.
That is certainly one of the reasons lol
Honestly just the “Good Lord” clip from Diamondback is the best returning line
I freaking love these skits
Pastor, thank you for sharing your message. These words are valuable in ways words cannot express in these trying times.
Loo-e-gee… Mary-o brother
Something about that Pog to “praise to the Father” just hit incredibly hard
Who needs church when you have this
Amen
There is 👏 nothing 👏 in 👏 the 👏 bible 👏 about 👏 sucking 👏 toes
PREACH
I am stealing that buring bush line and there is nothing you can do to stop me! too good keep it up guys hahaha
I watched this video once, and now RUclips is recommending Christian Religion videos to me.
Classic Algorithmeus at his Worst
Praise Gort
I'm getting them as well.
Thanks Obama.
Best parts -
1: The face at 2:24
2: "Your relationship with God is like a yo-yo, there'll be ups and downs
3: That amazing pattern on the wall behind them - where'd you get it?
Haha thanks that’s just construction paper we cut into shapes and taped to the wall
@@Wizards_with_Guns oh wow! It looks so good
Another glorious video, I love these characters
I love you
I am so glad that Ruby found his eye again.
carrying a blunt around in a glasses case is actually cool as hell, respect
Haha, started the video with an ad for “repentance” - and it’s the first time that’s ever happened 😂
I just found this channel and it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever watched. I’d be shocked if this channel doesn’t explode this year holy shit
How did you find us?!?
1:29 made me laugh so hard I swear I saw Jesus.
description is always better than the video
This is my favorite ongoing bit
i just imagine this series done as a like 10-15 minute stream once as a live on the spot parody where everyone but the 2 of you are in on whats about to happen
I knew if I watched enough of these I would find a true classic
Gog answered my prayers. Now I just need another Mexico brothers video and the triology duology will complete. Thanks to the trilogy duology of Michael, Frank, Mitchell and the Father, Son and Holy Spirit through which all things are possible. Amen.
This video will go down in history
Can you guys please pease PLEASE make those your regular every day outfits?
Those are our pajamas
The word to the father reaction was the best 🤣😂🤣.
This also felt like an Eric Andre sketch and it was awesome
Y'all always lift my spirits when I'm feeling down, funniest shit ever
Best preachers ever, we need them back in 2021 for more preaching ❤
This is hella meme content waiting to be used
This is a breath of fresh air
I love how the third part to my favorite series so far came out on my birthday
The fact that an audio bible ad before this makes it 100 times funnier.
You guys are good. Your stuff is underrated, hopefully your channel blows up soon
Okay guys. I love everything you do. However. THIS is the best thing you have ever done and some network needs to give you funding to make a whole series of just this. Every episode is just a broadcast of Jesus TV. I'm looking forward to a new one at least, it was so thrilling when that last one came out about a year ago. I think it's the first new one I caught.
Every time you think it can't get better? It does.
I feel like I rediscovered the old good Smosh.
Thank you!!
Luigi and Mario having intimate relations.
The old G loves that kind of shit, it's wincest all the way with him. That one time he was so unhappy people didn't do it anymore he flooded the world so he could watch it some more.
Tune in next week when the Wizards defeat Algorithima
Something about the squirtle delivery really made me chuckle. Well played
I was wondering what you said until that Huck Finn line. I had to pause the video cause I was stuck laughing at that.
How you guys don’t have millions of views already, your shit's so funny.
why are the vids not reaching 1 million views?. the production and acting are amazing
2:10 im sending this to my grandma
What exactly happened to Robbie? Did a clock just fall on him in such a way that it decapitated him? Did the clock hands slice his head off like a pair of scissors? Was it one of those cursed clocks that sneaks up on you when you're not looking and eats your head?
this is such a good comment lol
Yes... and yes
Why can't I Like a video more than once... Democracy has failed in more ways than one.
If you force other people to like it that works too!
I have yet to find a video on this channel that isn’t perfect. I appreciate the work you guys do, keep it up!
Ok but the weed thing was unironically legitimately cool lmfaoo
I need more of this.
"DONTANTE NOW"
Underrated
If aunty Donna can get a show, these boys ought to
Fantastic video again boys, keep it up. Proud of you
Thank you father... when will you come back home?
@@Wizards_with_Guns I am still trying to find the milk, but I'll be back as soon as I find it
1:44 HAD ME DYING
HALLELUJAH
HOw do you guys donate? Seems like the number doesn't work.... /s
Good content as always, LOVE YOU GUYS!
I love your videos but this one was extra funny xD
Yay!! We love you Michael Patterson
thank you for this gift
I would, literally, pay for a bible made by you people.
"It's in the biiiibull" is so perfect. Also, choice captions.
The word to The Father line is straight outta Sunday School. 😂😂
“Melanie!!”
When I saw the “there is nothing in the Bible about sucking twos” I f*****g died.
Pastor Robbie is in my prayers 🙏🏻🤟🏻
Would honestly love to see more of this series! Love your videos!
You guys are the best, godly bros doing god's work no cap
"Rap-" incredible punchline
Reverend Ruby Ranch. 👌🏻
I see what you did there. Very well done. I applaud you.
why doesnt this have 100 million views
This was the best one of the trilogy
Gracias a Gesus para este video! Ahora me voy a comprar una cerveza!
Squirtle used Holy Water Gun. It's Super Effective!!!
Poor Sprinkles
I was taking a dab at the end of the video and nearly choked in unison out of laughter.
0:01 Wait... I know that cap
MCFLY!!!
This feels like it could turn John seed very quickly
One of your best. Instant classic 😂
Thank you!!
Magnifico
Well, I'm convinced.
Praise
2:24 poggers you cool dudes
an- and then you found Gesus?
What?!
n- no but I thought--
--I was just kool as heck!
Lol the next video i have was a video live of a community church even though i haven't search it and this was the only video i watched related to it.
Praise Gord
2:25 gesus pog
I’m having serious flashbacks to growing up Southern Baptist. They tried so hard to be cool.
The burning kush is God's second greatest gift, the first being this channel!
I never expected G is for Jesus 3. I think I'm in Heaven?