The Ham-Burglar ....always stealing Bruce Waynes Ham🤔 or The...’Accidentally fell into Industrial chemicals vat causing the skin to bleach & a permanent smile’...man🤔Last one is a work-in-progress.... You guys keep upping the game with each skit! This is one of the best yet guys!! I laughed HYSTERICALLY watching it! KEEP IT UP GUYS....FREAKING EPIC AF💯🔥
Miller Koth. This is a million hyper-intelligent moths who dress up in a human skin suit so that way the government doesn't find them, but because they aren't really human and weren't raised on human morals and ethics, they sometimes do a bunch of bad stuff. Their creator, the Killer Moth (a real DC villain) created them in an attempt to have an undetectable army wreak havoc in Gotham City, but the moths were a little bit dumber than initially intended, so he let them live a life as a real human boy named Miller Koth.
Well it’s mainly to help with emotional pain of trying to kick his addiction to the recovery drug. Sadly it seems to be a cycle batwayne continuously is going through
@@CorndogBrownie maybe batman is only Wayne's alter ego coming alive if he is high on opioids and he has to use the recovery drug to turn back into his former self Bruce Wayne ? 🤔
That's why the Joker laughs so much. He got so addicted to opioids that he is constantly on laughing gas because it's cheaper. He's so dangerous because he's the most high functioning opioid addict in Gotham.
I mean it sorta is the case, batman created most his major villains. He knock Joker into that vat of chemicals, whom depending on the story was just a poor guy down on his luck. Two Face was burned by the Mob, so poor people he put away if you want to go that logic. Riddler got screwed over by his boss. Mr Freeze is doing all this because he cant afford healthcare for his Wife. (some versions it's his daughter) Penguin is a bastard that hates that nobles look down on him. (aged poorly)
"I'm puzzled Bat-Man, is it Daddy Issues or Mummy Issue with you?" ...Oh, right, it's both ...with abandonment issues to boot. If we sit down and talk things out I'm sure we'll unravel the puzzle that is Bruce Wayne aka the Bat-Man".
"Be careful. The addiction medication is actually pretty hard to kick." Conveniently, I heard that Wayne Enterprises is working on some Opioid Addiction Recovery Pill Addiction Recovery Pills. Those guys really are thinking of everything.
@@get6149 The Puzzler was originally a Superman villain actually. In Batman 66 there was salary disputes with Frank Gorshin who played The Riddler, so they rewrote the script for the episode in question and used The Puzzler instead.
I'm telling you guys, please keep doing what you are doing. We need more content like this on youtube. I'm getting exhausted of reaction channels and crappy gaming channels, ad filled political commentators, and I just wanna barf. This is actually funny without the obvious attempt to make everything funny. Love this shit, keep it up :)
@@ArcYT there's a difference between artistically commenting on political topics and some angry person talking into a camera, trying to push ultra-polarized views on people.
Funny enough, the Jokester is a thing. He was the heroic Earth-3 counterpart of the Joker that fought that world's Owlman, the evil Batman of the Crime Syndicate.
"When a crippled Jewish girl needs her handicappable Bar mitzvah stopped, only the Knight can stop her. When Opioid companies need investment, the solution will come.... at Knight. When Stars need to Dance, they await.... The KNIGHT! Gotham has been saved again!" *Grappling hooks away*
“You’ll probably need these opiod addiction recovery pills.”. “Be careful...the addiction medication is pretty hard to kick” 💯😂I am ☠️!! Need to get that ‘THANK$’ button ASAP so we can leave $ on comments! I am going to have to sign up for Patreon now because you guys deserve ALL THE MONEY 💯 💵
@@Wizards_with_Guns You guys deserve it! When I get back to the house that’s the first thing I’m doing💯It would also be COOL AF to see that ‘THANK$’ button too so that we could leave you guys some extra $ on the comments too! 💯💵👊👏
Always enjoyed the idea that Wayne Enterprises publicly makes trains, but also just somehow happens to have the facilities, equipment and resources set up to churn out infinite amounts of military-grade law-enforcement hardware. Almost seems like WE might've been contracting with Gotham's DoD or something.
I've been watching too much Corridor Crew recently, because the first thing I noticed was the in-camera lighting you guys used for the muzzle flashes and how great that looked
I watched the whole skit, and dang the cinemetography is kinda insane. Up until the dude recognizes batman, if you told me this was an actual batman movie, I would've believed you.
And, you happy with that new part of parents??? Batman: "What new parents? Ooohhh, the ones who died again, to give me a new reason for vengeance? Yeah, they're dead."
Watching this again and I feel while this fits the WWG style, it was inspired by the Pete Homes/Collegehumor Badman skits. Which makes me like it even more.
My god I was dying of laughter right through to the end that was so fucking funny, fantastic delivery I couldn’t believe you didn’t break in the last scene
This, this is what we need more of. I just wanted a good laugh with good vibes and I found that here. Thank yall boiz for that, I hope yall have a good one. Papa bless
God it's gonna be a good day when WWG is the first thing I start the day with. Did not expect that twist. 🤣 Also just when I thought it couldn't get better, you hit me with that damn Puzzler line. 🤣
Besides the Jokester and the Puzzler, what other NEW villains does this Batman fight?
The Mathematician. He's like the riddler but only has a bachelor's in calculus.
The Electrician. He poorly wired the electricity in people's homes and causes their fuses to short. Mwahaha
The Ham-Burglar ....always stealing Bruce Waynes Ham🤔 or The...’Accidentally fell into Industrial chemicals vat causing the skin to bleach & a permanent smile’...man🤔Last one is a work-in-progress....
You guys keep upping the game with each skit! This is one of the best yet guys!! I laughed HYSTERICALLY watching it! KEEP IT UP GUYS....FREAKING EPIC AF💯🔥
Raja Ghoul, Doctor Cold, Weird Hugo, Thorny poison bush girl. The Puffin.
Miller Koth. This is a million hyper-intelligent moths who dress up in a human skin suit so that way the government doesn't find them, but because they aren't really human and weren't raised on human morals and ethics, they sometimes do a bunch of bad stuff. Their creator, the Killer Moth (a real DC villain) created them in an attempt to have an undetectable army wreak havoc in Gotham City, but the moths were a little bit dumber than initially intended, so he let them live a life as a real human boy named Miller Koth.
I’m so glad we finally get an explanation for why Batman always carries around opioids
Pls do a colab one day :)
Yeah
Well it’s mainly to help with emotional pain of trying to kick his addiction to the recovery drug. Sadly it seems to be a cycle batwayne continuously is going through
@@CorndogBrownie maybe batman is only Wayne's alter ego coming alive if he is high on opioids and he has to use the recovery drug to turn back into his former self Bruce Wayne ? 🤔
When's that sweet sweet crossover happening big man?
A superhero stealing a random famous person's iconic facial hair would be a pretty sneaky disguise
It would also immediately put a different person in danger
@@byronholt2031they’re a billionaire they can handle it
@@ehodges11 "random famous person" didn't automatically mean billionaire in my mind.
@@byronholt2031 name one famous person that isnt rich
@pumpkin_pants3828 Anne Frank, of course!
Okay, that’s not even close to what you meant, but technically she does meet the criteria.
I love how they instantly make me love Donny and then they remove him from the plot
Gotham is a cruel mistress
Why would you love a criminal?
Donny was a criminal.
@@DedddeddddeDid you say the reason you like him is because he's not black
Thats kinda racist
@waterconsumer2.057 the world is asian
I like the idea that most of the criminal elements of Gotham are just poor and or addicted to opioids created by Wayne Enterprises
That's why the Joker laughs so much. He got so addicted to opioids that he is constantly on laughing gas because it's cheaper. He's so dangerous because he's the most high functioning opioid addict in Gotham.
Yeah.
@@lucidnode yikes!
I mean it sorta is the case, batman created most his major villains. He knock Joker into that vat of chemicals, whom depending on the story was just a poor guy down on his luck. Two Face was burned by the Mob, so poor people he put away if you want to go that logic. Riddler got screwed over by his boss. Mr Freeze is doing all this because he cant afford healthcare for his Wife. (some versions it's his daughter) Penguin is a bastard that hates that nobles look down on him. (aged poorly)
And the lack of wheelchair accessible stages
The Joker is like the puzzler, who’s like the riddler, but with puzzles, and the joker is like the puzzler, but with Jokes
exactly
Proto-Joko-Riddlio
"The Joke's on you, Bat-Man, you Clown!"
"I'm puzzled Bat-Man, is it Daddy Issues or Mummy Issue with you?" ...Oh, right, it's both ...with abandonment issues to boot. If we sit down and talk things out I'm sure we'll unravel the puzzle that is Bruce Wayne aka the Bat-Man".
No, it's the Jokester! He's like The Riddler!!!!!!
...But with puzzles!!!!
U sTooOpID BeAR N bIrB!
"Be careful. The addiction medication is actually pretty hard to kick."
Conveniently, I heard that Wayne Enterprises is working on some Opioid Addiction Recovery Pill Addiction Recovery Pills. Those guys really are thinking of everything.
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But unfortunately they have been found to cause a dependency
@@wify0241 no, not the Opioid Addiction Recovery Pill Addiction Recovery Pills!
You guys got one thing right, opioid addiction medication is incredibly hard to kick
That's why you always carry around your anti opioid addiction medication
@@justanothertrucker7856 that’s just called opioids lmao
@@lavasharkandboygirl9716 it's joke my friend
@@justanothertrucker7856 I think you mean "anti opioid addiction medication addiction medication"
@@jetstreamexe yes but that also tends to be very addicting
"you stabbed my eyes with your ears" this writing is impeccable
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There isn't a single video that you guys have made that I hasn't made me laugh. Top quality.
The pooping Mitch one wasn’t funny
Joker but with puzzles is an actual Batman villain. Cluemaster
You mean… the Cluester!
No, he's with clues, not puzzles
Actually? If so, that's awesome.
The puzzler is a real batman villain.
@@get6149 The Puzzler was originally a Superman villain actually. In Batman 66 there was salary disputes with Frank Gorshin who played The Riddler, so they rewrote the script for the episode in question and used The Puzzler instead.
I'm telling you guys, please keep doing what you are doing. We need more content like this on youtube. I'm getting exhausted of reaction channels and crappy gaming channels, ad filled political commentators, and I just wanna barf. This is actually funny without the obvious attempt to make everything funny. Love this shit, keep it up :)
Some gaming channels are good though.
he comments on a political topic in the video?
This video is political commentary. Everything is political. Don't run from normality.
@@ArcYT I come to RUclips to get away from normality. And to watch tutorials about small repairs I can do on my own
@@ArcYT there's a difference between artistically commenting on political topics and some angry person talking into a camera, trying to push ultra-polarized views on people.
Love this sketch. Reminds me of Pete Holmes Batman sketches for college humor.
Hell yeah! "Badman" was awesome.
"I'll use my ninja skills, THAT I LEARNED IN THE MOUNTAINS!"
Reminds is close, more like practically ripped wholesale.
@@Khoriusbe quite morman
@@gavinault9662 Can you repeat that in english?
Yeah sounds just like him, it’s the most hilarious Batman voice
I hope we get to see Batman and the puzzler sit down and tackle a 1000+ piece puzzle together
"Do you want me to kill you?"
* thief writhes in agony *
"Because I would never do that!"
Perfect summation of modern batman
batman has the conviction of a fanatic.
"You stabbed my eyes with your ears" is amazing
Funny enough, the Jokester is a thing. He was the heroic Earth-3 counterpart of the Joker that fought that world's Owlman, the evil Batman of the Crime Syndicate.
The fact that The Jokester and The Puzzler are real comic characters hurts my brain ngl
Bruceman becoming increasingly winded as he talks is phenomenal
"When a crippled Jewish girl needs her handicappable Bar mitzvah stopped, only the Knight can stop her.
When Opioid companies need investment, the solution will come.... at Knight.
When Stars need to Dance, they await.... The KNIGHT!
Gotham has been saved again!"
*Grappling hooks away*
Bat Mitzvah* Bar Mitzvah is what it’s called for boys.
@@therealCrazyJake that's even better
I just sang, what you wrote. What epic, way to save the day and make me feel good.
You freakin nailed the Christian Bale open-mouth 😂
Hahaha, you should do more stereotype batman :D
Watching yall's production value skyrocket has been a treat. Love you boyz thanks for the laughs
Bruce Wayne deflecting the bullets off his cape was pretty cool looking.
“You’ll probably need these opiod addiction recovery pills.”. “Be careful...the addiction medication is pretty hard to kick” 💯😂I am ☠️!!
Need to get that ‘THANK$’ button ASAP so we can leave $ on comments! I am going to have to sign up for Patreon now because you guys deserve ALL THE MONEY 💯 💵
No way!! We super appreciate the support! You're the best SaltStorm!
@@Wizards_with_Guns You guys deserve it! When I get back to the house that’s the first thing I’m doing💯It would also be COOL AF to see that ‘THANK$’ button too so that we could leave you guys some extra $ on the comments too! 💯💵👊👏
Did you skip the opioid recovery pills?
My mom does....$
The money I mean
I absolutely love your videos guys. They always make me laugh
Thanks we ABSOLUTELY love your comments!
3:25 We finally see his real plan, injure enough people to create a bunch of future addicts😂
That's so good😂
this was recommended at a really good moment lmfao
huh
0:10 And I'll go to the Starlight Ball and what will I get? Heartache.
Reference from the movie Marty
"Here, take these opioids... and these opioid addiction recovery pills"
~ The Dark Knight of Social Commentary
Batman: dead from fentynal overdose
"That'll be $60,000"
@@evanhoffman7995”…without insurance…right?”
When he just barfs out the pills at 3:42 lol. I can't stop laughing.
One billionaire is stronger than 10,000 poor men
Why? A billionaire can afford to hire 20,000 poor men
“How- why could you even say that?” This is awesome lmfao
I promise you that I will be quoting this one a lot!
" You stabbed my eyes with your ears" and " Here take some opioids" just to name a few.
Wayne enterprises selling opioids and opioid recovery pills is too real😂😂
Bat man should take the robber to the Wayne Hospital, and deny him medical aid for not having the right insurance.
Always enjoyed the idea that Wayne Enterprises publicly makes trains, but also just somehow happens to have the facilities, equipment and resources set up to churn out infinite amounts of military-grade law-enforcement hardware. Almost seems like WE might've been contracting with Gotham's DoD or something.
What do you mean the star geotee isn't cool. It's clearly the superior form of facial hair.
When he almost puked after stabbing his eyes I lost my shit.
the idea of batman headbutting someone and stabbing his eyes with his "ears" is actually amazing xD
The addiction medication was definitely harder to quit. Nice touch with the ears.
In real life, Batman is just Elon Musk driving around in a matte black Cybertruck beating up homeless people.
Every new skit you guys make blows me away! You just keep getting better and better, keep it up!
That's a legitimately well-done Batman entrance
This is by far the best production in fx, love yall
This is how I imagine Adam Sandler if he played Batman.
“You stabbed my eyes with your ears!”
😂I’m done. I just can’t anymore😂
I come back and watch this every couple of weeks now. It never gets old!!! You guys are killing it.
that was so dark well done i laught my ass off
Just want until he has to face the "play-on-wordler".
punler
these guys outfits and acting is honestly so good
i felt out of breath of batmans behalf
I see batman is taking notes from Magius, killing anyone who might actually be a threat to him.
you guys are so consistently funny. youre like the batman of comedy.
How refreshing to watch a RUclips channel that actually puts effort into their content.
I absolutely love how out of breath he is the whole video.
Ah yes, the Bat Ear Blinderang.
This is so Insano Style
agreed!
They predicted absolute batmans ear knife thing
Only slightly over 3k views and not even 1k likes on yet another hilarious sketch
Said it once and I'll say it again
You all are CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED
I knew it was weird that Bruce Wayne had a cape under his shirt, tucked into his pants while on Dancing with the Stars
If the opiods are too addictive, try replacing that addiction with an even more addictive one.
Literally the marketing for heroin when it was first invented.
Try something slightly weaker and keep going to something weaker and then less of that. Then quit.
Definitely don't hang with a tweaker
How this channel doesn't have a million subs idk but keep it up!
I've been watching too much Corridor Crew recently, because the first thing I noticed was the in-camera lighting you guys used for the muzzle flashes and how great that looked
i can't believe this is the origin story for Man
I didn’t know Star-burns was a Wayne.
this is the cut segment from the ass-crack bandit episode
The quality of these just gets better and better. This year I’m going to ask Santa if I can be in a WizardsWithGuns video
The shot at exactly 0:50 looks movie-grade quality
im laughing like a lunatic at 3am because i paused at 1:52 , set the resolution to 144p, then zoomed in and debated getting a new pfp
Surprisingly relevant all of a sudden
I wish I knew why
man, this channel deserves so much more exposure
you guys are actually the funniest
I watched the whole skit, and dang the cinemetography is kinda insane. Up until the dude recognizes batman, if you told me this was an actual batman movie, I would've believed you.
"you look fine!!! *gags*" lmao
And, you happy with that new part of parents???
Batman: "What new parents? Ooohhh, the ones who died again, to give me a new reason for vengeance? Yeah, they're dead."
Watching this again and I feel while this fits the WWG style, it was inspired by the Pete Homes/Collegehumor Badman skits. Which makes me like it even more.
The ear stabbing gag genuinely caught me off guard haha nice work you guys
this is soo well shot, then its all just interrupted, peak
This is so amazing holy hell, both hilarious at every step and so well made 💯
I love that the default for playing Batman is the Badman from the Pete Homes sketches.
His sidekick is Starburns
This is the best one yet! All the characters made me laugh
the production value on this one is through the fucking roof
My god I was dying of laughter right through to the end that was so fucking funny, fantastic delivery I couldn’t believe you didn’t break in the last scene
Revolver actually ran out of bullets after six shots. Points for accuracy.
doing my monthy rewatch
The little new jersey accent when he said, "I'm gonna headbutt you," was funny
The production value of this is insane
Wow! I think I’m gonna subscribe… SIKE, loose my number
Batman is the Anti Robin Hood, he beats up the poor and throws parties for the super rich
This Batman sounds like Adam Sandler
Those effects with the gunshots were next level
Joker: why are you laughing?
Batman: what? out of opioids?
Love how they even posted the "Dancing with the Stars" advertisement in garbage bins.
What Batman would be like IRL 😂
The Blindster, the newest villain who steals to cover his opioid addiction
This is why Superman doesn't have a goatee.
This, this is what we need more of. I just wanted a good laugh with good vibes and I found that here. Thank yall boiz for that, I hope yall have a good one.
Papa bless
God it's gonna be a good day when WWG is the first thing I start the day with. Did not expect that twist. 🤣 Also just when I thought it couldn't get better, you hit me with that damn Puzzler line. 🤣
why is the first half of this genuinely good
Both halves are!
@ true lol