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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
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    Music:
    This Is The Church - COGIC IMD
    Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
    Written and Directed by:
    Frank St. John, Michael Romaniello & Mitchell Nance
    #Wizards #Sketch #Comedy

Комментарии • 378

  • @Wizards_with_Guns
    @Wizards_with_Guns  4 года назад +521

    Don't forget to subscribe! And share this sketch like it's GOSPEL!!

  • @live4him4eva
    @live4him4eva 5 лет назад +1212

    "the Bible says don't be afraid"
    Slays me every time

    • @evanvandesteeg8169
      @evanvandesteeg8169 4 года назад +2

      The Bible also says incest

    • @assassinmaster3419
      @assassinmaster3419 2 года назад +26

      "DANIEL-"

    • @alef-0
      @alef-0 Год назад +5

      I laughed until I was out of air for like 3 minutes straight, every breath was a rewind and started again.
      The scream is what makes the scene.

    • @DrewSew
      @DrewSew 3 месяца назад +1

      "WHERE"

  • @twistedlegacy5942
    @twistedlegacy5942 4 года назад +1519

    God's holy arsenal:
    The armor of god,
    The sword of the spirit,
    The flintlock of righteousness,
    The sniper rifle of salvation,
    The (four) pistols of prayer,
    The whip of wisdom,
    The ak-47 of the sainthood,
    The twin daggers of truthfulness,
    And finnally
    THE BAZOOKAAA... OF FORGIVENESS!

    • @vintageproductions6149
      @vintageproductions6149 3 года назад +11

      underrated comment LMAOO

    • @dumbking2426
      @dumbking2426 2 года назад +7

      God damn

    • @deadzone4155
      @deadzone4155 2 года назад +101

      And not without mention, The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

    • @ytuser4562
      @ytuser4562 2 года назад +4

      This has me laughing out loud

    • @medic8125
      @medic8125 2 года назад +24

      You forgot About the heavy Tank of Repentance

  • @justhere2366
    @justhere2366 2 года назад +679

    Holy shit there's a book in the Bible was so perfect I'm crying

  • @alexbauer502
    @alexbauer502 2 года назад +192

    "THE CHURCH IS AN OCTAGO-" Had me rolling. XD

  • @Homelander_real
    @Homelander_real 2 года назад +372

    The fact they can do perfect impressions of mega church pastors is almost scary

    • @MCDreng
      @MCDreng 2 месяца назад +5

      Yeah, these guys sound so much like Pentecostal preachers it's insane.

  • @pepegon-zals7606
    @pepegon-zals7606 5 лет назад +529

    You guys are geniuses, I haven’t seen comedic creativity like this in a while. I hope you get more eyes on you cause you guys deserve it

    • @Pluto624
      @Pluto624 2 года назад +9

      I hope they remain with only 2 eyes each. I hope they do NOT grow more eyes.

    • @sheikhmohsin57
      @sheikhmohsin57 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@Pluto624dude 😭

  • @BusGoesRound
    @BusGoesRound 2 года назад +372

    I love how the pastor accepts his son for being gay. It’s so out of character but it makes sense.

    • @charliezard64
      @charliezard64 11 месяцев назад +12

      How do you mean it makes sense?

    • @dontclickagain
      @dontclickagain 7 месяцев назад +6

      you wouldn't be a christian if you accepted your son being gay? i can confirm because i am a christian

    • @HaloTropical
      @HaloTropical 7 месяцев назад +53

      @@charliezard64 Because it's the morally correct and acceptable thing to do.

    • @charliezard64
      @charliezard64 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@HaloTropical Well no, loving your son is right, but loving his sin isn’t.

    • @Iceman10000
      @Iceman10000 7 месяцев назад +47

      ​@@charliezard64Why does Jesus teach you to hate people who are different from you? Seems pretty messed up.

  • @studiojovi
    @studiojovi 5 лет назад +1801

    You guys are better than the current cast of SNL.

    • @dgdgdgdgcooh
      @dgdgdgdgcooh 4 года назад +25

      well snl is live so.... but yeah i agree

    • @muninnsmith7958
      @muninnsmith7958 2 года назад +15

      100% they are. Especially now

    • @Redman_real
      @Redman_real 2 года назад +34

      Snl is the worst show to ever exist

    • @senatorarmstrong2100
      @senatorarmstrong2100 2 года назад +12

      Snl was nvr funny, except for some skits

    • @hunterslatt279
      @hunterslatt279 2 года назад +8

      Yeah the writing they do is phenomenal

  • @jackvondette7280
    @jackvondette7280 5 лет назад +189

    Would you be interested in preaching at one of our school chapels? We very proud to see our alumni spreading the word of God in such an exciting manner.
    - Orangewood Christian School

  • @minti1702
    @minti1702 Год назад +75

    I'm crying. The whole setup and delivery for the footprints joke was amazing. I haven't laughed this much in ages. Thank you. 😂

  • @SwedishCinnabon
    @SwedishCinnabon 2 года назад +132

    "There's a book in the Bible..." that really cracked me up, thanks for that!

  • @TheLakinessMonster
    @TheLakinessMonster 5 лет назад +438

    You can tell that the sets and effects are cheap, but they are used to such great affect though clever placement. Hope you guys get a ton of profit from these videos! Keep up the good work!

    • @ordinaryhour7901
      @ordinaryhour7901 3 года назад +5

      Like I wanna question whether it would actually be "effect", rather than "affect", but I agree so much that I'm conflicted. And your comment is wholesome, so I really just want to be the hype man here.

    • @Luminaria999
      @Luminaria999 2 года назад +8

      @@ordinaryhour7901 in what world is affect a noun? That's a verb

  • @amawyn8932
    @amawyn8932 3 года назад +79

    I legitimately was in tears watching this, both the "god god god" and cross bit killed me

  • @parkerman111
    @parkerman111 5 лет назад +71

    You can see he was holding back a giggle in the first clip

  • @HaussVonHorne
    @HaussVonHorne 5 лет назад +198

    30sec in... Please let there be a part 2 or this be a recurring series...

  • @brokensunday5744
    @brokensunday5744 5 лет назад +71

    This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I’m DYING.

  • @myrddin8673
    @myrddin8673 3 года назад +46

    When that cross flips and the o gets knocked off I lost it 😂 the reactions and acting are so funny, but it’s the accents that sell it for me. Thank you for this masterpiece

  • @trashben3462
    @trashben3462 5 лет назад +128

    The Buddhist hotline finally has some competition.

    • @trashben3462
      @trashben3462 5 лет назад +1

      Braut Bud That’s pretty epic

    • @trashben3462
      @trashben3462 5 лет назад +1

      Braut Bud Where’s the sauce boss

  • @KarmigulaEffect
    @KarmigulaEffect 5 лет назад +121

    I'm glad whenever you guys pop up on my feed

  • @spectrealangritch
    @spectrealangritch 3 года назад +90

    I’m late to this party, but you’re my new favorite channel. God dammit your videos make me bust the fuck up.

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  3 года назад +24

      Thanks so much! Plz Spread the word!!

    • @cellokid5104
      @cellokid5104 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@Wizards_with_Guns I'm also spreading the good word

  • @Domeda_Official
    @Domeda_Official 3 месяца назад +6

    “Now there’s a book in the bible” is one of the greatest visual jokes i have seen in a minute

  • @Raul-zr5xp
    @Raul-zr5xp 5 лет назад +34

    "... the Bible says don't be afraid." Lol!

  • @nitzboy
    @nitzboy 5 лет назад +179

    I hope you guys keep making content. People will eventually find you guys. This is what RUclips is about.

  • @grinchy31
    @grinchy31 5 лет назад +58

    And god said “Sunday is for watching Wizards with Guns”

  • @mandisaaaa9720
    @mandisaaaa9720 Год назад +21

    Man I was feeling so shitty this with my mental health going downhill but your videos genuinely got me out of bed laughing, the random cuts,the snake, when the crucifix turned down and you knocked the O over. God just the overall chaos in all of your videos is absolutely genius. I haven't laughed so hard it felt like exercise in a whiiiile🤣🤣 thank you thank you

  • @brokensunday5744
    @brokensunday5744 5 лет назад +49

    Please make this a reoccurring sketch. This is the best thing on the internet.

  • @Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer
    @Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer Год назад +16

    0:10 pastor Titus on the right trying to hold in laughter

  • @pato6760
    @pato6760 5 лет назад +65

    Y’all just made me realize southern TV priests sound like Randy Savage!
    P.S. KEEP MAKING CONTENT

  • @SuperMrHiggins
    @SuperMrHiggins 8 месяцев назад +4

    have seen this sketch so many times and it still makes me bust out laughing.

  • @Michael_Ichiban
    @Michael_Ichiban 5 лет назад +26

    These legends are criminally undersubscribed

  • @roxasngl2283
    @roxasngl2283 2 года назад +11

    "I remember when I was deep in the jungles at ´Papa a la Huancaina"
    A yes, my favorite food converted in a Jungle

  • @MechanicalGeneration
    @MechanicalGeneration 5 лет назад +24

    Build it, and they will come. Love your work!

  • @dumsquirrel
    @dumsquirrel Год назад +5

    The random cuts are always just done so, so well.

  • @lucasdrinkswater6690
    @lucasdrinkswater6690 5 лет назад +27

    In the name of the father, son and the holy spirts. Amen Gesus

  • @PunkHerr
    @PunkHerr 2 года назад +4

    The thing with the broken 'o' of hello to hell got me unprepared^^.

  • @SibiriamYT
    @SibiriamYT 7 месяцев назад +3

    Just found you guys and wanted to say that this is some of the funniest content ever! Much love!

  • @supasmit
    @supasmit 5 лет назад +27

    I feel so spiritual, I love this segment. But, does that mean I'm.....?

  • @darrynpapathanasiou5491
    @darrynpapathanasiou5491 5 лет назад +11

    4:19 my favourite part! Love it!

  • @thepinkpanther3658
    @thepinkpanther3658 3 года назад +36

    I'd actually go to church if these guys were the people who did the thing that you do in a church 😂 btw these guys are my new favorite RUclipsrs there videos are golden 😂😂😂

  • @Mr.Fulton
    @Mr.Fulton 7 месяцев назад +5

    "The bad Samaritan... I wrote that"

  • @Insomn
    @Insomn 5 лет назад +8

    When the cross fell I lost my shit. That needs to be a gif

  • @v.heywood
    @v.heywood 3 месяца назад +2

    Been 4 years since this was posted and unfortunately you are still getting slept on.
    This entire channel is criminally underrated

  • @EarthNationCeramics
    @EarthNationCeramics 5 лет назад +6

    This is amazing. Hit the spot

  • @trebuchette633
    @trebuchette633 4 года назад +13

    I genuinely started tearing up I was laughing so hard, thank you :)

  • @predictorbibulous3327
    @predictorbibulous3327 2 года назад +8

    I laughed so hard i honestly couldn't breathe, my eyes are still watering. Holy shit that was funny.

  • @HansHammertime
    @HansHammertime 11 месяцев назад +8

    3:35 is some monty python shit

  • @HighfireGuys2
    @HighfireGuys2 5 месяцев назад +1

    I love the beginning 12 seconds where you can tell that Frank's trying not to laugh.

  • @katana5208
    @katana5208 5 лет назад +4

    the snake popped up in my natural history class. DANIEL!

  • @jackisback9856
    @jackisback9856 Год назад +2

    Literally just the righteous gemstones but funnier

  • @brandonlilly5738
    @brandonlilly5738 7 месяцев назад +1

    I know this is years old at this point, and I’ve seen all of these, but damn rewatching them never gets old. And I’m sharing these with my friends now and they’re loving it!

  • @DJ-me9kw
    @DJ-me9kw 8 месяцев назад +3

    THE CHURCH IS AN OCTOGON

  • @Swancorner
    @Swancorner 6 месяцев назад +2

    the devilery of "Good Lord" in the intro is God-tier

  • @oliverholm3973
    @oliverholm3973 Год назад +4

    0:58
    Damn, it spreads so quickly, I can understand why the Vatican is so scared

  • @SternleSquab
    @SternleSquab 3 года назад +3

    I rewatch this exclusively to hear THE SNIPER RIFLE OF SALVATION!

  • @chompushkabombushka3595
    @chompushkabombushka3595 2 года назад +7

    Creative and well executed. Really is a wonder to me how you guys haven’t gotten more views out of these videos.

  • @BudBonkerson
    @BudBonkerson 5 лет назад +8

    Love the production on this!

  • @Reinboa
    @Reinboa 5 лет назад +17

    Why can't my pastors be like that?!

  • @TheBasketBall13Freak
    @TheBasketBall13Freak 5 лет назад +11

    You guys are hilarious!

  • @katelynsullivan4400
    @katelynsullivan4400 3 года назад +5

    How does this not have more views? This is amazing!

  • @lucasjones3338
    @lucasjones3338 2 года назад +3

    The book "IN" the Bible joke is amazing

  • @hannespi2886
    @hannespi2886 5 лет назад +4

    My man that was beyond

  • @22burnsie
    @22burnsie 5 лет назад +8

    I love this channel, you guys are amazing

  • @Potato-Eye
    @Potato-Eye 9 месяцев назад +2

    Now there is a book in the bible, proceeds to open a smaller book.
    That cracked me up

  • @Craftomon360
    @Craftomon360 2 месяца назад +1

    Frank at the end sounds like Wendigoon with the way he laughs 👌😂

  • @Beholder_22
    @Beholder_22 5 лет назад +23

    God wanted me to see this video

  • @bushcraftcowboy5174
    @bushcraftcowboy5174 5 лет назад +4

    So be good! OR YOURE GOING TO HELL -classic catch 22 boys

  • @chandlermcglothin483
    @chandlermcglothin483 Год назад +2

    This is still one of the best vids to date

  • @calebkilpatrick319
    @calebkilpatrick319 5 лет назад +12

    Love it guys!! Keep the vids coming!!

  • @Teh-Penguin
    @Teh-Penguin 11 месяцев назад +3

    I think the megachurch pastors are your best characters.

    • @ThePoodle
      @ThePoodle 10 месяцев назад +1

      tie with Bing Mexico and his brother Mexico

  • @RNG-999
    @RNG-999 2 года назад +4

    This most hilarious channel I have ever come across. Thank you all. And Randy for cosplaying a snake.

    • @katzlover321
      @katzlover321 10 месяцев назад

      What is your profile picture and banner from?

  • @Trampf
    @Trampf 5 лет назад +3

    This is one of your best ones, thanks!!

  • @geekparkingonly2802
    @geekparkingonly2802 3 года назад +2

    Impressive that it all managed to stay pretty respectful actually... good job...

  • @22burnsie
    @22burnsie 4 года назад +3

    Should’ve been Rev. Ranch and Rev. Diamondhook for Halloween

  • @kylemartinez6514
    @kylemartinez6514 Год назад +1

    That opening bit made me lose it 😂

  • @mandisaaaa9720
    @mandisaaaa9720 Год назад +1

    Omg "there's a book in the Bible" cutting to "the devil!" Absolutely destroyed me fuck🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aggressivejazzhands2569
    @aggressivejazzhands2569 5 лет назад +5

    Doin' dog's work, boys.

  • @justinbuddy56
    @justinbuddy56 Год назад +1

    I love how I’ve barely ever seen a religious advertisement on RUclips until I watched one of the skits from this series.

  • @jaredsaxton4541
    @jaredsaxton4541 11 месяцев назад

    The freeze frame on the snake bazooka was perfect! XD

  • @roseprice.
    @roseprice. 2 года назад +4

    I think this is genuinely the funniest RUclips channel I've ever found how do you guys not have more followers

  • @alpha_wolf220
    @alpha_wolf220 9 месяцев назад +2

    do not forget the most prized weapon of the lord, the holy hand grenade.

  • @christophjunger2594
    @christophjunger2594 Год назад +3

    I could watch this every day😂😂

  • @HaloTropical
    @HaloTropical 7 месяцев назад +2

    Pastor Titus Diamondhook's mannerisms and ways of speaking remind me of Tom Six.

  • @tendeddude6072
    @tendeddude6072 Год назад +1

    "The church is an octagon" got me XD

  • @unreasonablebastards753
    @unreasonablebastards753 3 года назад +6

    "G" is for Jesus is by far the best series on youtube :D

  • @everestfalls
    @everestfalls 2 года назад +2

    This is my favorite series from this channel.

  • @gummygrenade
    @gummygrenade 2 года назад +8

    0:50
    These are the gay jokes I wanna see more of as a lesbian.

  • @TWPO
    @TWPO 5 лет назад +6

    I feel blessed

  • @gregcaceres6676
    @gregcaceres6676 5 лет назад +8

    See the godhead is 7 or 8 fold, so it needs at least that many walls to keep it nice and warm.

    • @gregcaceres6676
      @gregcaceres6676 5 лет назад +2

      P.S. Wizards, you guys did an awesome job with this. Seriously all of it, hits just right. Sharing with the world.

  • @needy3535
    @needy3535 Год назад +3

    wow i just accepted gemsus as my lord and savior thank you ruby ranch

  • @captainjacksparrow5795
    @captainjacksparrow5795 2 года назад +2

    The bad Samaritan one and footprints one gets me everytime I watch it 🤣🤣 love your creativity keep going guys all the best

  • @SaltUnknownyt
    @SaltUnknownyt 6 месяцев назад +1

    Laughed so hard, this is the funniest video I’ve seen in forever

  • @StephanieContreras-zl6wl
    @StephanieContreras-zl6wl 5 месяцев назад +1

    I haven’t laugh cried at a video in a long time thank you so much this was great 😂

  • @FunnyJokeTime
    @FunnyJokeTime 5 лет назад +6

    My new favorite channel

  • @caravaneerkhed
    @caravaneerkhed 2 года назад +1

    The bazooka gag though

  • @OceanSSShark
    @OceanSSShark 5 лет назад +5

    Always high quality!

  • @TBH-nu2so
    @TBH-nu2so 2 года назад +2

    “The Glock of giving”

  • @Jay-zt1pq
    @Jay-zt1pq 5 лет назад +7

    Airports, religions, I'LL I'M SAYING IS BANKS WATCH YOUR BACKS THE BOIS ARE LOOSE

  • @WCHarts
    @WCHarts 2 года назад +1

    It astounds me how many amazing pieces of media are created on this platform

  • @Zamorak7122
    @Zamorak7122 11 месяцев назад +2

    Binge watching these dudes have made me laugh longer and harder than anything I've ever did this year holy shit