Megachurch Pastors STEAL $360,000 in Christmas Donations

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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @Wizards_with_Guns
    @Wizards_with_Guns  3 года назад +852

    What are YOU gonna ask SANTAN for this Christmas?

    • @malankyshanky9877
      @malankyshanky9877 3 года назад +28

      A holy gun to end the devil

    • @a_pile_of_VHS_tapes
      @a_pile_of_VHS_tapes 3 года назад +29

      gonna ask for a new calculator cuz my thing has something called TAN (like what) and Father Titus told me that I should purge it with holy water and the darn thing suddenly combusted in flames. Thank the Lord up above for saving me from that demonic calculator and does anyone have $150? Those TI-inspires are still worth a heck of a chunk of change.

    • @srnfr270
      @srnfr270 3 года назад +4

      A lamborghini to drive over the evil

    • @zachgoodwin2379
      @zachgoodwin2379 3 года назад +3

      Nothing. He’s dead killed by Magius the killer of the black sun, the most noble wizard in the 11th realm. All hail Magius!!

    • @SaltyAsTheSea
      @SaltyAsTheSea 3 года назад +1

      Nothing, I already got my Christmas gift early this year ;D
      Finding this channel was the best thing to happen to me bc life doing the big sad rn so thank you.

  • @thejesuschrist
    @thejesuschrist 3 года назад +2944

    MY money 💰💰💰

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  3 года назад +798

      Happy Birthday my Lordt

    • @kodiak6969
      @kodiak6969 3 года назад +53

      @@Wizards_with_Guns tongue 4:17

    • @wisetree8330
      @wisetree8330 3 года назад +85

      Tell santan I want a bike

    • @ZetroFox9274
      @ZetroFox9274 3 года назад +53

      How does one get verified as jesus

    • @ZenthosSohtnez
      @ZenthosSohtnez 3 года назад +65

      @@ZetroFox9274 uhhh because he’s jesus?? Smh…

  • @eu4um
    @eu4um 3 года назад +1078

    "Blitzen that Vixen, God"
    Holy fucking shit dude lmao
    Also you guys are swagged tf out in those white tuxes

  • @BlairCarlyle
    @BlairCarlyle 3 года назад +424

    That string of reindeer names in the prayer was immaculate.

  • @TylerN95
    @TylerN95 3 года назад +640

    I spit my water all over the keyboard at fuckin "Santan," and now my W key is working properly again. Thanks, Reverend Ruby and Pastor Titus! God is Good!

    • @Axeeco
      @Axeeco 2 года назад +37

      *Meet the engineer*

    • @gravitygrim8639
      @gravitygrim8639 2 года назад +24

      The best cleaning that the keyboard has ever seen.

  • @Flashgen75
    @Flashgen75 3 года назад +1089

    These pastor sketches are some of my faves. Something about the energy and editing is just fantastic.

    • @Elizahteb
      @Elizahteb 3 года назад +23

      And the outfits!

    • @tenkenroo
      @tenkenroo 2 года назад +9

      My favorite was the karate Christian one. Cause I’ve actually seen religious martial arts schools

    • @omgnoooooo
      @omgnoooooo Год назад +3

      Sometimes I watch it with coffee and a cigarette for energy and hype.

    • @something3530
      @something3530 Год назад

      Agreed but I got to say it reminds me of this video ruclips.net/video/Kppx4bzfAaE/видео.html

    • @musicingflowing
      @musicingflowing Год назад

      Gotta be the spirit of Criced.
      (Thanks, cauliflower rice!)

  • @excessivecoughing6376
    @excessivecoughing6376 3 года назад +159

    Gawd visited me last night & told me to watch this video or else my soul will be sent to Gary, Indiana, & I don't want that kind of damnation in my life. Praise 🙏

  • @coburnfilms
    @coburnfilms 3 года назад +528

    “don’t touch me i’m full of glass!” lmao. so funny and merry christmas you brilliant bastards. thanks for all you’ve done this year!

  • @GraceMotley
    @GraceMotley 3 года назад +911

    This video singlehandedly revived my love of Christmas and the Lord Jesus Himself. Still couldn't revive the pastor, but hey, that's life.

    • @MikasMeme
      @MikasMeme 3 года назад +8

      First time a comment has gotten a smirk out of me in months

    • @pvzprime187
      @pvzprime187 3 года назад +5

      Nah, it's death

    • @jacobc9221
      @jacobc9221 2 года назад +2

      Luckily, it was the reverend that died, not the pastor.

  • @andrewlindsley1155
    @andrewlindsley1155 3 года назад +118

    LMAOO IF U CALL THE NUMBER IT PLAYS A FREAKY HOT LINE

  • @afjer
    @afjer 3 месяца назад +19

    I know an old woman with a HEAVY German accent, and whenever she says "Saint Nicholas" it sounds almost exactly like "Santa Claus" (Sant-ni-klaus). I finally understood where the name change came from.

  • @carolineartley2703
    @carolineartley2703 Год назад +48

    I love the thought that after realizing the star on top of the tree was the Star of David, the pastors just sat catatonic until some assistants came along and cut the tree in half so they could start moving again.

    • @NixNack
      @NixNack Месяц назад +2

      I like that they didn't seem to know what Jewish was until Moisha specified that they didn't believe in Jesus

  • @haroldp.sadwood1181
    @haroldp.sadwood1181 4 месяца назад +31

    The bit where they're opening each other's gifts is strangely cute and wholesome

  • @lumitylover5783
    @lumitylover5783 3 года назад +318

    How do you guys not have over a few million subs, you guys deserve to be on the top

    • @EnclaveSgt
      @EnclaveSgt Год назад +1

      They will soon I predict

    • @musicingflowing
      @musicingflowing Год назад +1

      I think it has something to do with the illusion of linear, time, or something. Back in 4020, the internet was still young - otherwise, Vomit the Stank Engine would certainly have picked up steam much sooner.

  • @blinx3606
    @blinx3606 3 года назад +73

    "blitzen that vixen gawd" freaking heck y'all are geniuses 😂😂

  • @__-zh6oq
    @__-zh6oq Год назад +39

    "Don't touch me, I'm full of glass!" sent me to another dimension

  • @Marlenebanday
    @Marlenebanday 3 года назад +156

    Wizards with guns
    No
    Pastors with bibles

    • @stealthylunatik2823
      @stealthylunatik2823 3 года назад +12

      Wizards with Bibles
      Pastors with Guns
      Bibles with Guns

    • @OshuaJiles
      @OshuaJiles 4 месяца назад

      Pastors wit blasters

  • @bongibot1104
    @bongibot1104 3 года назад +134

    happy chris day yay! giving bibles to starving children is the greatest thing two gigarich pastors can do in such dark times!

  • @ZuquapStudios
    @ZuquapStudios 3 года назад +302

    Oh my god. That stunt fall was insane! How on earth did you do that?!? A mattress? Even then that is so far. I am so impressed. Amazing Powerful video:)

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  3 года назад +300

      He landed safely on a bed of nails :)

    • @NotAntury
      @NotAntury 2 года назад +38

      @@Wizards_with_Guns that must have been really soft and comfortable

    • @brodiestephens419
      @brodiestephens419 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@Wizards_with_Guns ....you mean like Bon Jovi?

  • @TheScrubExpress
    @TheScrubExpress 3 года назад +156

    I love the megachurch pastor sketches lol.
    But I need more Mageus in my life.

  • @josephcorteo
    @josephcorteo 3 года назад +56

    Nice running into you guys yesterday. Keep up the awesome work. Enjoy the holidays.

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  3 года назад +33

      Joe! Thanks for making us feel famous! Lol you have a happy holiday yourself!!

  • @lostmarble540
    @lostmarble540 3 года назад +37

    Santa's gonna be pissed when he finds out these guys have been opening his mail

  • @karpros5561
    @karpros5561 3 года назад +87

    The more time passes, the more I'm convinced that Daniel is actually the Stan Lee linking this entire wonderful VHS-verse of yours...
    Which only leads to one question: when will Hillary Kitchen come and show us meager flock how to make top-notch host dough?

    • @LanceThumping
      @LanceThumping 3 года назад +1

      Idk, I haven't seen him rise from the dead to sell NFTs yet but maybe that's in the next video.

  • @michyoung77
    @michyoung77 2 года назад +54

    As a Christian, I cannot tell you how much I loved this

  • @freddymurry9740
    @freddymurry9740 2 года назад +7

    The way you can easily tell they are gay is because they are mega church pastors who say there isn’t anything wrong with being gay

  • @Kingdomheart41888
    @Kingdomheart41888 3 года назад +38

    God you guys are freaking gifts to this generation. Marvelous. Liked before pressing play.

  • @ProtoGhostal1701
    @ProtoGhostal1701 3 года назад +33

    Only 20 seconds in and already dying from laughter at the hammer joke right at the beginning - this is gonna be a good one

    • @Wizards_with_Guns
      @Wizards_with_Guns  3 года назад +14

      The rest of the video is pretty hammer related so ur in for a thrill!

  • @gameclips5734
    @gameclips5734 3 года назад +15

    Don’t touch me, I’m full of glass is a great line

  • @NealBauer
    @NealBauer 3 года назад +17

    Offering you all the tenderist love with 1000s of firey pleasures this season, hallelujah!

  • @mercyvector
    @mercyvector 3 дня назад +1

    "Don't touch me I'm full of glass" is beautiful.

  • @spiffyyt7420
    @spiffyyt7420 3 года назад +26

    The Pastors characters are always my favorite sketches 😂 I had an idea for a skit if interested; Birthday tradition of punchies, starts off innocent & fun but then over time develops into a badass old man trying to fend off the punchy deliverers on his birthdays to save the last of his health.

  • @JourneyToInsanity
    @JourneyToInsanity 3 года назад +28

    So fucking happy I get to watch a new G for Jesus during this trying time

  • @sparshtyagi7798
    @sparshtyagi7798 3 года назад +30

    I just recently discovered you guys and have been on a binge ever since! Not even joking, I think you're one of the funniest channels on youtube

  • @Exotic-_
    @Exotic-_ 3 года назад +11

    “STRAIGHT TO HELL” 😂

  • @chrisj3938
    @chrisj3938 3 года назад +20

    My all time favorite series is back!

  • @_JamPiece_
    @_JamPiece_ 2 года назад +7

    The subtitle at 4:36 is what really had me rolling lol

  • @ramby3405
    @ramby3405 Год назад +2

    Theory: the recurring character Daniel is Pastor Diamondhook’s son.
    1. We know his son is gay, AND we also know the character Daniel technically is gay too (see the ending to the “Why male Karens are way worse” video)
    2. In “Karate” For Christ, Pastor Diamondhook says to “block [his] son from moving to LA” and then the words “come back Daniel” appear on screen.
    Taking these two together we can come to a fair hypothesis that Daniel may in fact be the gay son of Pastor Titus Diamondhook. (Plus the old adage “what a pastors kid” applies here too bc Daniel is 100% one of those guys)
    Hopefully more evidence will surface.
    EDIT: 4:09 this could be something too. Idk might be stretch but it seems like Daniel is trying to get revenge or something. Thought I’d point it out

  • @Noderjohnson
    @Noderjohnson 3 года назад +13

    Just found your channel binged every video so im vary happy that a new video came out

  • @TheArmoredSquiral
    @TheArmoredSquiral Год назад +4

    (dont touch me im full for glass) had me rolling

  • @themidnighthumor
    @themidnighthumor 3 года назад +10

    Your G for Jesus videos are consistently some of you best content.

  • @acatwithaids5398
    @acatwithaids5398 3 года назад +29

    Its nice to see some love going to the children of Lake Pipicaca, they have been in dire need of edible bibles.

  • @biggertugg
    @biggertugg 7 месяцев назад +4

    "Dont touch me im full of glass!"

  • @theawesomejacob990
    @theawesomejacob990 3 года назад +8

    The “heeheeheehee” made my die 💀

  • @orangemonkey959
    @orangemonkey959 3 года назад +20

    This Christmas I want a big ol thing of inspiration for my new favorite sketch comedy group. I wish that you guys would come out with a bunch of videos after you get a reasonable and restful vacation. And I want CPR from Jeremy

  • @casey5986
    @casey5986 3 года назад +7

    I knew the elf on the shelf was a demon.

  • @headachegaming192
    @headachegaming192 3 года назад +4

    I just got an ad for a church org on this vid...ITS WORKING!

  • @Gamix-om9nb
    @Gamix-om9nb 3 года назад +4

    I was watching and had a idea during one of the scenes where they were taking calls, to call the number. So I did, didn’t expect it to ring even, but I think everyone should go call that number that pops up… I’m not disappointed

  • @Dababysnumber1fan
    @Dababysnumber1fan 3 года назад +2

    This is probably the most underrated channel on yt ngl

  • @grantskidmore6921
    @grantskidmore6921 3 года назад +5

    Deacon Dan won my heart
    The song at the bloopers snip it was phat

  • @maloneymaloney5204
    @maloneymaloney5204 Год назад +2

    I think G is for Jesus would make for a phenomenal interstitial bit in a comedy special - these micro sketches are all phenomenal on their own but also make a great continuous story.

  • @andregusmao3196
    @andregusmao3196 3 года назад +2

    This is the second video in one month that something romantic happens.

  • @HaussVonHorne
    @HaussVonHorne 3 года назад +4

    Never felt more blessed.

  • @Mr-Clean
    @Mr-Clean 3 года назад +15

    Santa and Satan are both red, Coincidence, I think not

  • @unreasonablebastards753
    @unreasonablebastards753 3 года назад +2

    DON'T TOUCH ME I'M FULL OF GLASS

  • @JohnDoe-tx8eu
    @JohnDoe-tx8eu 3 года назад +3

    In b4 poppa polenar comments about how good this episode was. Good job gang!

  • @coffeecrispy2673
    @coffeecrispy2673 2 года назад +3

    The delivery of "Don't touch me, I'm full of glass!" is gold and I love it

  • @orchdork775
    @orchdork775 2 года назад +17

    You guys should do a full length version of this live and actually have people call in to raise money for a charity. That would be amazing 😂

  • @crusadernumber4555
    @crusadernumber4555 3 года назад +4

    YESSSSS. Me and my siblings have wanted another g is for jesus for so long. Thanks you guys for another one.

  • @JWhitino
    @JWhitino 3 года назад +4

    Thank you for continuing this series.

  • @MrDaDaDah
    @MrDaDaDah 3 года назад +4

    Daniel swatting donos like a pro

  • @TheMostPiousCorg
    @TheMostPiousCorg 3 года назад +3

    Oh algorithm please accept my comment as sacrifice. Get these wizards to the top.

  • @abrahmhatcher2385
    @abrahmhatcher2385 3 года назад +5

    This literally came out as I was watching more wizards with guns lol

  • @IAmSuperDizzy
    @IAmSuperDizzy 3 года назад +8

    NOICE, Marry Christmas boys

  • @DevjKaiser
    @DevjKaiser 3 года назад +9

    “Lordt”
    🤣

  • @therealpyroland
    @therealpyroland 3 года назад +6

    The Santa is the devil song at the end was pretty funny

  • @redjaypeg
    @redjaypeg 3 года назад +3

    I like that Daniel is wearing his jedi outfit minus the robe XD

  • @noone26667
    @noone26667 Год назад +2

    This is easily one of my favorite series on RUclips

  • @momoavatar4960
    @momoavatar4960 3 года назад +2

    "its not a concussion! he ate an ornament, he thought it was a cookie" WHAT

  • @JoeCollins-b6z
    @JoeCollins-b6z Месяц назад +1

    I love that southern Baptist flair idc if it is satire it brings me back 🤣

  • @InteractiveMediaXVI
    @InteractiveMediaXVI 2 месяца назад +1

    Everything you do is G for Gold!
    I just hope you don’t mysteriously stop making content one day, like Jesus.

  • @farrowking37
    @farrowking37 3 года назад +4

    This title is a banger I'll watch the video soon

  • @KILLKRYPTOOfficial
    @KILLKRYPTOOfficial 7 месяцев назад

    The mix of social satire and physical comedy is great in this one

  • @dflameX
    @dflameX 8 месяцев назад +2

    I knew on that second call that star would disappear so fast. I was right, and I still lost it. XD

  • @supersophisticated9943
    @supersophisticated9943 2 года назад +5

    3:40
    Oh my gosh, and i just realized the title accounted for 10% of the money going to charity

  • @Night-ec7ef
    @Night-ec7ef 3 года назад +4

    I really miss skit videos like these, I wish more people on RUclips still did them.

  • @paperpelican9740
    @paperpelican9740 3 года назад +2

    This is one of the best series’s I have ever seen.

  • @xavierthe9
    @xavierthe9 3 года назад +3

    Blitzen that Vixen got me good lmao

  • @tobyeasterbrook8117
    @tobyeasterbrook8117 4 месяца назад +1

    I feel like if you ever wanted to switch it up, you could make some truly unsettling horror by having a parody like this get more unhinged, but with more blood and chaos

  • @yao99
    @yao99 3 года назад +4

    Well that wasn't the first time that Ruby got nailed. He was just cool as hell

  • @SojuInfusedPickles
    @SojuInfusedPickles 2 года назад +2

    Love the implication in the title that they donated to those "hungry kiddos". Fairly transparent of them, ngl.

  • @wedoitall5347
    @wedoitall5347 3 года назад +2

    I am dying because of how good this is I have something close to a fever and this is healing me

  • @Ms12369
    @Ms12369 Год назад +2

    Finally! Some light hearted christian humor I can laugh along with!

  • @22burnsie
    @22burnsie 3 года назад +2

    Best series on the channel. Some of the Funniest characters on RUclips 👏🏼👏🏼

  • @douglane3962
    @douglane3962 3 года назад +2

    YES! My favorite series from you guys!

  • @domga1826
    @domga1826 3 года назад +3

    g is for gameing

  • @Bruhmaster9000
    @Bruhmaster9000 2 года назад +1

    I swear every video I watch on this channel is an absolute gem.

  • @calmendola4195
    @calmendola4195 3 года назад +3

    I love the G is for Jesus series so much

  • @jav3970
    @jav3970 3 года назад +2

    Now this is the way you pray to the lord

  • @FuryKat
    @FuryKat 3 года назад +2

    Another knockout from Ruby n Titus. Thanks, fellas, needed a good laugh and y'all never fail.

  • @cbandit7715
    @cbandit7715 3 года назад +6

    Here's Here's idea, April fools day but real things. A doctor thinks all of their patients are playing April fools pranks on then in April 1 when they are dying. Someone getting married thinks its aprilbfools day.. etc. Sort of like the 912 video.

  • @Iggy253
    @Iggy253 8 месяцев назад +2

    1:47 they circumcised the tree.

  • @scottcarpenter3314
    @scottcarpenter3314 3 года назад +4

    I’m just so happy that the mega church boys are back

  • @RuRu0091
    @RuRu0091 3 года назад +1

    How can this channel only have 53k subs , this is funniest channel i have know oh my god hahaha

  • @joshuaresnick2919
    @joshuaresnick2919 Год назад +1

    the raindeer part of the prayer is honestly amazing

  • @limbothebiggay1709
    @limbothebiggay1709 10 месяцев назад +4

    4:17 Tongue

  • @theMyouknow
    @theMyouknow 2 года назад +1

    That movie cut with moisha was perfect, nobody noticed.

  • @OscartheFloridaman
    @OscartheFloridaman 3 года назад +3

    Man I need some more of this stuff

  • @cameronvince1491
    @cameronvince1491 3 дня назад +1

    Dear God,
    Please give me a BIKE!

  • @tino_-td7ok
    @tino_-td7ok 3 года назад +4

    I really love the G is for Jesus series

  • @heavens_night_
    @heavens_night_ 3 года назад +3

    This reminded me of supermegas Christmas special from a few years ago