gonna ask for a new calculator cuz my thing has something called TAN (like what) and Father Titus told me that I should purge it with holy water and the darn thing suddenly combusted in flames. Thank the Lord up above for saving me from that demonic calculator and does anyone have $150? Those TI-inspires are still worth a heck of a chunk of change.
Nothing, I already got my Christmas gift early this year ;D Finding this channel was the best thing to happen to me bc life doing the big sad rn so thank you.
I spit my water all over the keyboard at fuckin "Santan," and now my W key is working properly again. Thanks, Reverend Ruby and Pastor Titus! God is Good!
Gawd visited me last night & told me to watch this video or else my soul will be sent to Gary, Indiana, & I don't want that kind of damnation in my life. Praise 🙏
I know an old woman with a HEAVY German accent, and whenever she says "Saint Nicholas" it sounds almost exactly like "Santa Claus" (Sant-ni-klaus). I finally understood where the name change came from.
I love the thought that after realizing the star on top of the tree was the Star of David, the pastors just sat catatonic until some assistants came along and cut the tree in half so they could start moving again.
I think it has something to do with the illusion of linear, time, or something. Back in 4020, the internet was still young - otherwise, Vomit the Stank Engine would certainly have picked up steam much sooner.
Oh my god. That stunt fall was insane! How on earth did you do that?!? A mattress? Even then that is so far. I am so impressed. Amazing Powerful video:)
The more time passes, the more I'm convinced that Daniel is actually the Stan Lee linking this entire wonderful VHS-verse of yours... Which only leads to one question: when will Hillary Kitchen come and show us meager flock how to make top-notch host dough?
The Pastors characters are always my favorite sketches 😂 I had an idea for a skit if interested; Birthday tradition of punchies, starts off innocent & fun but then over time develops into a badass old man trying to fend off the punchy deliverers on his birthdays to save the last of his health.
Theory: the recurring character Daniel is Pastor Diamondhook’s son. 1. We know his son is gay, AND we also know the character Daniel technically is gay too (see the ending to the “Why male Karens are way worse” video) 2. In “Karate” For Christ, Pastor Diamondhook says to “block [his] son from moving to LA” and then the words “come back Daniel” appear on screen. Taking these two together we can come to a fair hypothesis that Daniel may in fact be the gay son of Pastor Titus Diamondhook. (Plus the old adage “what a pastors kid” applies here too bc Daniel is 100% one of those guys) Hopefully more evidence will surface. EDIT: 4:09 this could be something too. Idk might be stretch but it seems like Daniel is trying to get revenge or something. Thought I’d point it out
This Christmas I want a big ol thing of inspiration for my new favorite sketch comedy group. I wish that you guys would come out with a bunch of videos after you get a reasonable and restful vacation. And I want CPR from Jeremy
I was watching and had a idea during one of the scenes where they were taking calls, to call the number. So I did, didn’t expect it to ring even, but I think everyone should go call that number that pops up… I’m not disappointed
I think G is for Jesus would make for a phenomenal interstitial bit in a comedy special - these micro sketches are all phenomenal on their own but also make a great continuous story.
I feel like if you ever wanted to switch it up, you could make some truly unsettling horror by having a parody like this get more unhinged, but with more blood and chaos
Here's Here's idea, April fools day but real things. A doctor thinks all of their patients are playing April fools pranks on then in April 1 when they are dying. Someone getting married thinks its aprilbfools day.. etc. Sort of like the 912 video.
What are YOU gonna ask SANTAN for this Christmas?
A holy gun to end the devil
gonna ask for a new calculator cuz my thing has something called TAN (like what) and Father Titus told me that I should purge it with holy water and the darn thing suddenly combusted in flames. Thank the Lord up above for saving me from that demonic calculator and does anyone have $150? Those TI-inspires are still worth a heck of a chunk of change.
A lamborghini to drive over the evil
Nothing. He’s dead killed by Magius the killer of the black sun, the most noble wizard in the 11th realm. All hail Magius!!
Nothing, I already got my Christmas gift early this year ;D
Finding this channel was the best thing to happen to me bc life doing the big sad rn so thank you.
MY money 💰💰💰
Happy Birthday my Lordt
@@Wizards_with_Guns tongue 4:17
Tell santan I want a bike
How does one get verified as jesus
@@ZetroFox9274 uhhh because he’s jesus?? Smh…
"Blitzen that Vixen, God"
Holy fucking shit dude lmao
Also you guys are swagged tf out in those white tuxes
0:50
That string of reindeer names in the prayer was immaculate.
I spit my water all over the keyboard at fuckin "Santan," and now my W key is working properly again. Thanks, Reverend Ruby and Pastor Titus! God is Good!
*Meet the engineer*
The best cleaning that the keyboard has ever seen.
These pastor sketches are some of my faves. Something about the energy and editing is just fantastic.
And the outfits!
My favorite was the karate Christian one. Cause I’ve actually seen religious martial arts schools
Sometimes I watch it with coffee and a cigarette for energy and hype.
Agreed but I got to say it reminds me of this video ruclips.net/video/Kppx4bzfAaE/видео.html
Gotta be the spirit of Criced.
(Thanks, cauliflower rice!)
Gawd visited me last night & told me to watch this video or else my soul will be sent to Gary, Indiana, & I don't want that kind of damnation in my life. Praise 🙏
NOT GARY
Peak comedy lol
“don’t touch me i’m full of glass!” lmao. so funny and merry christmas you brilliant bastards. thanks for all you’ve done this year!
This video singlehandedly revived my love of Christmas and the Lord Jesus Himself. Still couldn't revive the pastor, but hey, that's life.
First time a comment has gotten a smirk out of me in months
Nah, it's death
Luckily, it was the reverend that died, not the pastor.
LMAOO IF U CALL THE NUMBER IT PLAYS A FREAKY HOT LINE
I just did and now it's a Medicare hotline 😂😂😂😂
What?
most 555 numbers do that
I know an old woman with a HEAVY German accent, and whenever she says "Saint Nicholas" it sounds almost exactly like "Santa Claus" (Sant-ni-klaus). I finally understood where the name change came from.
I love the thought that after realizing the star on top of the tree was the Star of David, the pastors just sat catatonic until some assistants came along and cut the tree in half so they could start moving again.
I like that they didn't seem to know what Jewish was until Moisha specified that they didn't believe in Jesus
The bit where they're opening each other's gifts is strangely cute and wholesome
How do you guys not have over a few million subs, you guys deserve to be on the top
They will soon I predict
I think it has something to do with the illusion of linear, time, or something. Back in 4020, the internet was still young - otherwise, Vomit the Stank Engine would certainly have picked up steam much sooner.
"blitzen that vixen gawd" freaking heck y'all are geniuses 😂😂
"Don't touch me, I'm full of glass!" sent me to another dimension
Wizards with guns
No
Pastors with bibles
Wizards with Bibles
Pastors with Guns
Bibles with Guns
Pastors wit blasters
happy chris day yay! giving bibles to starving children is the greatest thing two gigarich pastors can do in such dark times!
Oh my god. That stunt fall was insane! How on earth did you do that?!? A mattress? Even then that is so far. I am so impressed. Amazing Powerful video:)
He landed safely on a bed of nails :)
@@Wizards_with_Guns that must have been really soft and comfortable
@Wizards_with_Guns ....you mean like Bon Jovi?
I love the megachurch pastor sketches lol.
But I need more Mageus in my life.
True
Nice running into you guys yesterday. Keep up the awesome work. Enjoy the holidays.
Joe! Thanks for making us feel famous! Lol you have a happy holiday yourself!!
Santa's gonna be pissed when he finds out these guys have been opening his mail
The more time passes, the more I'm convinced that Daniel is actually the Stan Lee linking this entire wonderful VHS-verse of yours...
Which only leads to one question: when will Hillary Kitchen come and show us meager flock how to make top-notch host dough?
Idk, I haven't seen him rise from the dead to sell NFTs yet but maybe that's in the next video.
As a Christian, I cannot tell you how much I loved this
The way you can easily tell they are gay is because they are mega church pastors who say there isn’t anything wrong with being gay
😅
God you guys are freaking gifts to this generation. Marvelous. Liked before pressing play.
Only 20 seconds in and already dying from laughter at the hammer joke right at the beginning - this is gonna be a good one
The rest of the video is pretty hammer related so ur in for a thrill!
Don’t touch me, I’m full of glass is a great line
Offering you all the tenderist love with 1000s of firey pleasures this season, hallelujah!
"Don't touch me I'm full of glass" is beautiful.
The Pastors characters are always my favorite sketches 😂 I had an idea for a skit if interested; Birthday tradition of punchies, starts off innocent & fun but then over time develops into a badass old man trying to fend off the punchy deliverers on his birthdays to save the last of his health.
So fucking happy I get to watch a new G for Jesus during this trying time
I just recently discovered you guys and have been on a binge ever since! Not even joking, I think you're one of the funniest channels on youtube
“STRAIGHT TO HELL” 😂
My all time favorite series is back!
The subtitle at 4:36 is what really had me rolling lol
Theory: the recurring character Daniel is Pastor Diamondhook’s son.
1. We know his son is gay, AND we also know the character Daniel technically is gay too (see the ending to the “Why male Karens are way worse” video)
2. In “Karate” For Christ, Pastor Diamondhook says to “block [his] son from moving to LA” and then the words “come back Daniel” appear on screen.
Taking these two together we can come to a fair hypothesis that Daniel may in fact be the gay son of Pastor Titus Diamondhook. (Plus the old adage “what a pastors kid” applies here too bc Daniel is 100% one of those guys)
Hopefully more evidence will surface.
EDIT: 4:09 this could be something too. Idk might be stretch but it seems like Daniel is trying to get revenge or something. Thought I’d point it out
Just found your channel binged every video so im vary happy that a new video came out
(dont touch me im full for glass) had me rolling
Your G for Jesus videos are consistently some of you best content.
Its nice to see some love going to the children of Lake Pipicaca, they have been in dire need of edible bibles.
"Dont touch me im full of glass!"
The “heeheeheehee” made my die 💀
This Christmas I want a big ol thing of inspiration for my new favorite sketch comedy group. I wish that you guys would come out with a bunch of videos after you get a reasonable and restful vacation. And I want CPR from Jeremy
I knew the elf on the shelf was a demon.
I just got an ad for a church org on this vid...ITS WORKING!
I was watching and had a idea during one of the scenes where they were taking calls, to call the number. So I did, didn’t expect it to ring even, but I think everyone should go call that number that pops up… I’m not disappointed
What was it? I am from eu so i cant call it
This is probably the most underrated channel on yt ngl
Deacon Dan won my heart
The song at the bloopers snip it was phat
I think G is for Jesus would make for a phenomenal interstitial bit in a comedy special - these micro sketches are all phenomenal on their own but also make a great continuous story.
This is the second video in one month that something romantic happens.
Never felt more blessed.
Santa and Satan are both red, Coincidence, I think not
DON'T TOUCH ME I'M FULL OF GLASS
In b4 poppa polenar comments about how good this episode was. Good job gang!
The delivery of "Don't touch me, I'm full of glass!" is gold and I love it
You guys should do a full length version of this live and actually have people call in to raise money for a charity. That would be amazing 😂
YESSSSS. Me and my siblings have wanted another g is for jesus for so long. Thanks you guys for another one.
Thank you for continuing this series.
Daniel swatting donos like a pro
Oh algorithm please accept my comment as sacrifice. Get these wizards to the top.
This literally came out as I was watching more wizards with guns lol
NOICE, Marry Christmas boys
“Lordt”
🤣
The Santa is the devil song at the end was pretty funny
I like that Daniel is wearing his jedi outfit minus the robe XD
This is easily one of my favorite series on RUclips
"its not a concussion! he ate an ornament, he thought it was a cookie" WHAT
I love that southern Baptist flair idc if it is satire it brings me back 🤣
Everything you do is G for Gold!
I just hope you don’t mysteriously stop making content one day, like Jesus.
This title is a banger I'll watch the video soon
The mix of social satire and physical comedy is great in this one
I knew on that second call that star would disappear so fast. I was right, and I still lost it. XD
3:40
Oh my gosh, and i just realized the title accounted for 10% of the money going to charity
I really miss skit videos like these, I wish more people on RUclips still did them.
This is one of the best series’s I have ever seen.
Blitzen that Vixen got me good lmao
I feel like if you ever wanted to switch it up, you could make some truly unsettling horror by having a parody like this get more unhinged, but with more blood and chaos
Well that wasn't the first time that Ruby got nailed. He was just cool as hell
Love the implication in the title that they donated to those "hungry kiddos". Fairly transparent of them, ngl.
I am dying because of how good this is I have something close to a fever and this is healing me
Finally! Some light hearted christian humor I can laugh along with!
Best series on the channel. Some of the Funniest characters on RUclips 👏🏼👏🏼
YES! My favorite series from you guys!
g is for gameing
I swear every video I watch on this channel is an absolute gem.
I love the G is for Jesus series so much
Now this is the way you pray to the lord
Another knockout from Ruby n Titus. Thanks, fellas, needed a good laugh and y'all never fail.
Here's Here's idea, April fools day but real things. A doctor thinks all of their patients are playing April fools pranks on then in April 1 when they are dying. Someone getting married thinks its aprilbfools day.. etc. Sort of like the 912 video.
1:47 they circumcised the tree.
I’m just so happy that the mega church boys are back
How can this channel only have 53k subs , this is funniest channel i have know oh my god hahaha
the raindeer part of the prayer is honestly amazing
4:17 Tongue
That movie cut with moisha was perfect, nobody noticed.
Man I need some more of this stuff
Dear God,
Please give me a BIKE!
I really love the G is for Jesus series
This reminded me of supermegas Christmas special from a few years ago