@RUclips Guy well time doesn’t matter, so “new” could be anything new to the market. When the original Xbox released it was “New”. Just because we are watching something present to us doesn’t mean it was recorded in presently....I’m high
Everyone know the first commandment is never let one know how much dough you hold cause you know the cheddar breed jealousy ‘specially if that man fucked up get your ass stuck up
@@ivanpenev8970 I know you think people quote the lines from the video for likes but actually it's their way(and then like-minded people in response)of telling what is the most funniest or the best thing they found in the video.
He did the same type of thing in the slasher villians vid[I didn't catch it first time there saw it in the comments and went back to where they're talking about what SAW's victims do to deserve his punishments, "Jesus Fucking Christ did they take the lords name in vain?". I'm glad this time I caught it myself it is great comedy though.
That commandment was originally meant to mean you can't command people to do stupid shit in the name of God. I'm not sure how it turned into a rule about not saying the word God .
The 11th century Rome-Constantinople schism was caused when the Byzantine church claimed God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit were all one being, and therefore could no longer use the cart-pool lane.
@@woerkntwerk5245 it was not caused by that The Roman church wanted to have power over the Byzantine church, while the Byzantine church wanted to have power over the Roman church They both wanted to be superior to the other This led to them excommunicating each other, causing the schism
If god didn't want us to screw up, we wouldn't have free will. I mean think about it, you're done with your creation, everything is perfect because you are perfection. You look down at your creation and you think, "you know what is missing ? I'll give those humans the ability to jump down that cliff on a whim and die in unspeakable pain with their guts splattered on the rock for 30 hours or so". Yep, that's God !
@@hurktang Not to mention if he is all knowing then he knows what will happen when he makes you. Which in turn means if you are an asshole and therefore go to hell, you go to hell because god specifically made you so you would go to heaven, because he already knew how you would react in any given situation before he even made you. Also let's be honest, "Don't covet your neighbors goods", isn't wanting what you don't have pretty much the foundation of capitalism? So does god not like our system?
@@EskChan19 Hello randy, I think the algorithm censored you thinking you insulted me. I can only find your comment in the notifications now. No, God do not know wheter or not we g* t* He** because he gave us free will. I believe canonicaly, Eve stole the knowledge of Good and Evil from god and this is why we have the free will to go to hell. This said, i'm not even Christian, so let's not wage a theological war in the deep ends of youtube XD.
The reason these videos aren’t crazy big hits is probably because the kids that come to watch this videos don’t understand the comedy because you know they’re kids. So like other way more insanely stupid but funny skits end up being more popular.
@@toruno7710 I believe that back in older English, when used as a noun, cause generally referred to a just cause and not just any cause, but over time that distinction went away to match the verb, which did not have a positive or negative connotation. Plus in the KJV where it just says thou shalt not kill, the scribes also assumed the reader would understand that it meant you should not kill without a just cause. It says all life is sacred, however that includes your own, so if your life is about to end at the hands of another, you may protect yourself even if it means killing him. Plus, humans need to eat, just like any other animal, but what sets us apart is sapience. We can choose what we want to eat for reasons outside survival. Killing an animal for food is not murder because you are using it to nourish yourself.
@@nathanoher4865 I'll be honnest, i'll be honnest before i read this comment i'll never the "without cause part". It was "Thou shall not kill" for me, and i'm french when i learn those it was the same thing without " the without cause part". But it seems absurd to add that. I think It's because in hebrew there another for murder and like kill in self defense or by accident from what i Heard. Not sure tho
@@toruno7710 yeah I believe the Hebrew word 'Retzah' is written in the original commandment and only Retzah' only refers to killing outside of war, and self defense. Kind of like just saying Though shall not murder. Since murder doesn't really include war or self defense
I love the Mel Brooks movie scene where God gives Moses 15 commandments. Moses accidently drops and shatters one of the stone tablets while walking down the mountain. So he tells everyone that God gave him 10 commandments.
Only discovered your videos last night when they were recommended to me but i can't stop watching them which is nice especially since I'm stuck in a snow storm. Keep up the good work sir.
Actually "not-killing" commandment was more in lines of "Do not murder", so you can kill in self-defence without a sin. You can also kill a murderer as a punishment without a sin.
The reason the number 7 sometimes has a cut on the middle is because when Moses was reading out loud the 10 commandments he said: "Number 7: Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife" And then someone shouted from the crowd: "Cut that one out!".
@@jadedesigns6171 *gasp* NO! NOT POSSIBLE! SATIRE?! ON THE INTERNET?! LORD FORBID WHAT IS THIS HERESY?!?!?! Frick dude I’m well aware that this is a joke, I thought my comment was kinda funny
@@andewfusthe3rd Saying "as a christian" is almost same as saying "as a vegan", doesn't matter how obvious joke is there is always that few guys that willtake it dead serious
He is not a chill dude he is the Almighty he knows your fate if you will go to Heaven or hell so please be prepared because no one is a promise tomorrow
@@JZsBFF Not really killjoys they just had happier lives and more happier marriages than your parents. But hey if the mailman is a better boyfriend than your father, then by all means, let him do his thing 🤣
I kinda wonder now if you're a former christian or something cuz you know plenty of these bible references. Love your skits tho, they always lighten up my day!
When He reached for the wallet, I thought that he is done with it and gonna push the red button and dude is gonna fall through a trap door straight to hell.
Zach illustrates arguably-best how much of a Sibling Sci-Channel and Atheist-RUclipsrs are to each other, even IF we ignore the shared Hobby of debunking Pseudoscience. Here, let me share some: Holy Koolaid, Prophet of Zod, Logicked, Darkmatter, Aron a, Emma Thorne. Have fun with this comment that only has 1 oal: share fun.
The Old Testament actually allows someone to kill someone without being charged for murder if the person killed breaks into their house, and the break-in happened at night (Exodus 22:2)
I was surprised by this so i looked it up. It just allow to smite him and if the thief dies of his injuries you're not guilty of murder. Which is very different.
@@toruno7710 I see what you mean, though I found that some translations (including the one I used) just say “is killed” and not “is hit and dies”. But I see that it most likely means what you said.
Shame they didn't get to the actual real The Ten commandmets. Which include the fun stuff like not wearing mixed fabrics, or not boiling a baby goat in its mother's milk.
3:30 would have been pretty funny if you broke the first sentance of " i am the only god not god one" here with him calling Zeus and having a chat about no adultery
Lol. A lot of the loopholes are covered in the book of Leviticus. It is like Moses actually said: "But what about..." over and over again and so you end up with a whole book of the bible of: "Yes, even then".
I’m not a Biblical expert or pastor or priest, but I can confidently say the Adultery one was somewhat misunderstood. One commits adultery in 2 possible ways. Being a person having sex while married, but with a person you are not married to. The other way is if you have sex with someone who is married, but who isn’t married to you. It isn’t overall, can’t have sex with someone you’re not married to, it’s more specific than that.
I really like the idea that god is so checked out he didn’t review the commandments till the release of the first Xbox.
@RUclips Guy lol
He actually says "new xbox". So yeah, he's talking about the newest one lmao
@RUclips Guy well time doesn’t matter, so “new” could be anything new to the market. When the original Xbox released it was “New”. Just because we are watching something present to us doesn’t mean it was recorded in presently....I’m high
I just find the idea that he’s omnipresent so funny. Like imagine the year 30 or something, and he’s talking about the future that nobody knows
@Lisfa Ensa 📽️ Honor thyn holy father woman
“Thou shall not take the lords name in vain”
“You’re god damn right”
Heisenberg has entered the chat
@Lisfa Ensa 📽️ definitely not honoring thy father
You watched the video too? That's crazy
@@mr.verification9993 first time?
@@mr.verification9993 you must be fun, and welcome to the internet.
Everybody knows the first commandment is: "moses gets to be first at the buffet"
Everyone know the first commandment is never let one know how much dough you hold cause you know the cheddar breed jealousy ‘specially if that man fucked up get your ass stuck up
No. it‘s "If she breathes, she a thot. But if she‘s hot then WHY NOT?"
“Awww awww”
“I know, I know, but it’s what it says”
The pairs of animals in the arc is actually for the grand buffet😉
I know... it sucks... but that's what it says...
"oh my god"
god: "you called me"
"no i was just using the phrase"
so, you too saw that video? that's cool
"Jesus Christ"
"You called me again"
"No, I was just using the expression"
@@ivanpenev8970 I know you think people quote the lines from the video for likes but actually it's their way(and then like-minded people in response)of telling what is the most funniest or the best thing they found in the video.
@@everythingisawesome2903 that's not even the correct quote lol
god responds to oh my god, not jesus christ
_That's_ why you don't take the Lord's name in vain. Not because it's disrespectful or blasphemous, but because it causes confusion and awkwardness.
Thou shalt not take the lords name in vain.
You're goddam right!
Thats peak comedy!
I didn't even catch that, neat
He did the same type of thing in the slasher villians vid[I didn't catch it first time there saw it in the comments and went back to where they're talking about what SAW's victims do to deserve his punishments, "Jesus Fucking Christ did they take the lords name in vain?". I'm glad this time I caught it myself it is great comedy though.
I didn't even realize the irony until seeing this comment
That commandment was originally meant to mean you can't command people to do stupid shit in the name of God. I'm not sure how it turned into a rule about not saying the word God .
*You're
This guy is old school, no over the top backgrounds or scenes just pure creative comedy.
“Well yeah I’m the only one here, I’m God not god 1” best line ever
"thou shalt not take the lord's name in vain."
*"goddamn right."*
Only god is exception to the commandments.
You’re god damn right
You're God damn right
@@Qbkiller007 Oh no
@@oliverandersen3507 yeah it's actually robert
@@oliverandersen3507 He told me to call him robert. You don't realize how blasphemous you are being.
3:45 "sin, fun tomayto, tomaato" it's the subtle jokes that hit the best😂😂
Still wondering and amazed how you can come up with such hilarious stuff so frequently
yeah 😂
Their father is naturally funny Ringo Starr of the Beatles.
these jokes were in bible to start with
It's about time we settled the carpooling exceptions; theologians have been agonizing over that one for centuries.
The 11th century Rome-Constantinople schism was caused when the Byzantine church claimed God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit were all one being, and therefore could no longer use the cart-pool lane.
@@woerkntwerk5245 it was not caused by that
The Roman church wanted to have power over the Byzantine church, while the Byzantine church wanted to have power over the Roman church
They both wanted to be superior to the other
This led to them excommunicating each other, causing the schism
@@tuluppampam Ahhh, okay. So it really had nothing to do with if Jesus could use the car pool lane by himself?
@@woerkntwerk5245 I dunno - I prefer this version, just saying.
I really like these type of God interpretations
He is a chill dude. Jokes around, even doubts about his own creations sometimes. He feels human.
This is the type of God I want to meet in heaven. Although I feel sorry for his verion of the devil that always gets screwed out of the best stuff 🤔
@@amyhoard1222 Man the devs over at EAngel Sports are completely biased. They rarely let him have any fun in the Earth games.
If god didn't want us to screw up, we wouldn't have free will. I mean think about it, you're done with your creation, everything is perfect because you are perfection. You look down at your creation and you think, "you know what is missing ? I'll give those humans the ability to jump down that cliff on a whim and die in unspeakable pain with their guts splattered on the rock for 30 hours or so".
Yep, that's God !
@@hurktang Not to mention if he is all knowing then he knows what will happen when he makes you. Which in turn means if you are an asshole and therefore go to hell, you go to hell because god specifically made you so you would go to heaven, because he already knew how you would react in any given situation before he even made you.
Also let's be honest, "Don't covet your neighbors goods", isn't wanting what you don't have pretty much the foundation of capitalism? So does god not like our system?
@@EskChan19 Hello randy, I think the algorithm censored you thinking you insulted me. I can only find your comment in the notifications now.
No, God do not know wheter or not we g* t* He** because he gave us free will.
I believe canonicaly, Eve stole the knowledge of Good and Evil from god and this is why we have the free will to go to hell.
This said, i'm not even Christian, so let's not wage a theological war in the deep ends of youtube XD.
I want to have a conversation with -this- God.
Same
You can, it’s called “prayer”
@@katethegreat4918 I would very much like a response God
@@katethegreat4918 yes like a discord prayer with god
Prayers are kinda like sending voice messages to God, then he leaves it on seen, then he sends you a gift that some people call “miracle”
This man putting out heaps of gold recently. I'm all for it
11th commandment: Thou shall not give the devil zombies in the Earth 2022 gameplay update
Real live TWD tho
So you're saying that he's allowed to make zombies before or after 2022? There's still a week before 2022 after all
@@Lucky-jg2on he's referring to old videos, where the devil plays a game about killing the population of earth... and he's always asking for zombies
I'd love zombies
The balls on this man to question God himself while at Heaven's gates XD
Hahaha 😅😆🤗
If God was really a bro like this, I would immediately repent myself of my atheism and become a true believer.
You goddamn right
yup, same
Yes, exactly-exactly !
Reject Science, return to Yager-Bombs
@@HakoTaco1 some one cant take a joke huh ?.
That lady in Santa Monica example had me laughing for 5 minutes lmao
It's about time we made some "small" changes to the Ten Commandments.
Yeah. That whole "graven images" thing is just not gonna fly anymore
Ngl some updates would be nice
@@ragnaros7889 Commandments 2.0, now with 7 more commandments!
Don’t change what’s not broken
@@ware8229 its quite broken
I love how both of them break pretty much every single commandment.
I like how having a blow up sex doll isn’t in violation of the commandments
We need to get this guys skits to be more famous. Blows my mind he isn't pulling a million views per vid.
I mean the videos are funny, and so is Zach. But there are way more deserving videos out there... No need to over hype it
The reason these videos aren’t crazy big hits is probably because the kids that come to watch this videos don’t understand the comedy because you know they’re kids. So like other way more insanely stupid but funny skits end up being more popular.
Yes, but also he’s gained something like 25k subs in a month, so there is an audience to be profited off of
“You won’t take the lord’s name in vane. You’re goddamn right” lmao
I love how he tries to take God's name in vain but can't do it because he doesn't understand what it means.
The fact that God took THIS LONG to review the commandments that the new Xbox came out makes this so much funnier.
In the original translations, it's "thou shall not kill without a cause"
Equivalent to saying " all murder is okay" cause all murderer have a cause. Terrorist, lovers, common criminals.
Where do get this translation from?
@@toruno7710 I believe that back in older English, when used as a noun, cause generally referred to a just cause and not just any cause, but over time that distinction went away to match the verb, which did not have a positive or negative connotation.
Plus in the KJV where it just says thou shalt not kill, the scribes also assumed the reader would understand that it meant you should not kill without a just cause.
It says all life is sacred, however that includes your own, so if your life is about to end at the hands of another, you may protect yourself even if it means killing him.
Plus, humans need to eat, just like any other animal, but what sets us apart is sapience. We can choose what we want to eat for reasons outside survival. Killing an animal for food is not murder because you are using it to nourish yourself.
@@nathanoher4865 I'll be honnest, i'll be honnest before i read this comment i'll never the "without cause part". It was "Thou shall not kill" for me, and i'm french when i learn those it was the same thing without " the without cause part". But it seems absurd to add that. I think It's because in hebrew there another for murder and like kill in self defense or by accident from what i Heard. Not sure tho
@@toruno7710 yeah I believe the Hebrew word 'Retzah' is written in the original commandment and only Retzah' only refers to killing outside of war, and self defense. Kind of like just saying Though shall not murder. Since murder doesn't really include war or self defense
No its Thou shall not Murder.
I love the Mel Brooks movie scene where God gives Moses 15 commandments. Moses accidently drops and shatters one of the stone tablets while walking down the mountain. So he tells everyone that God gave him 10 commandments.
Isn’t that history of the world part one?
My dad used to have that on TV sometimes and never in my life did i grow up to ever know where that scene came from
All we needed was God walking into frame and saying "damn it Lucifer, get the hell out of my chair.!"
Only discovered your videos last night when they were recommended to me but i can't stop watching them which is nice especially since I'm stuck in a snow storm. Keep up the good work sir.
Actually "not-killing" commandment was more in lines of "Do not murder", so you can kill in self-defence without a sin. You can also kill a murderer as a punishment without a sin.
the hebrew word has more meaning then murder, any bible that has the translation to kill is wrong.
The reason the number 7 sometimes has a cut on the middle is because when Moses was reading out loud the 10 commandments he said:
"Number 7: Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife"
And then someone shouted from the crowd:
"Cut that one out!".
As a Christian I tried not to laugh but you got me, especially at the end. Sex doll for a carpool lane 😆
totally gonna use "coveting" as a euphemism for all that other stuff from now on
……..as a Christian, this has so much BRUH in it that this is all I can say
@@jadedesigns6171 *gasp* NO! NOT POSSIBLE! SATIRE?! ON THE INTERNET?! LORD FORBID WHAT IS THIS HERESY?!?!?!
Frick dude I’m well aware that this is a joke, I thought my comment was kinda funny
@@andewfusthe3rd sir I think you killed him
@@andewfusthe3rd Saying "as a christian" is almost same as saying "as a vegan", doesn't matter how obvious joke is there is always that few guys that willtake it dead serious
BRUH? What?
Cringe
God should be getting Jesus a gift for his damn birthday
Which one?
@@Marko_Djuricic?
It's Christmas
“Does don’t ask don’t tell apply here” literal legend
The "thou shall not covet thy neighbours wife" thing was r/suspiciouslyspecific material
Saying Sunday is for Football* is true not just in America, but world wide too! Brilliant 😂
3:24 this is my exact face when I hear this commandment😂
ikr
POV: It's December 25th and you go to any comment section of any video:
3:14 "Oh my God"
*rule 2*
God seems like a chill dude.
He is not a chill dude he is the Almighty he knows your fate if you will go to Heaven or hell so please be prepared because no one is a promise tomorrow
@@GripStrength4008
Sure why not
@@GripStrength4008 God don't exist though.
“Oh my god”
You called me?
That for some reason made me lauph a lot
What is overlooked is how God got someone else to do his homework for him essentially.
The 10 Commandments are UNCONSTITUTIONAL 😂
"Sin, fun. Tomato, tomato"
I laughed so hard at this
This god seems like he has got a fair bit of Zeus.
Very true the Greek gods were pretty crazy party animals, the christians more like killjoys.
@@JZsBFF Not really killjoys they just had happier lives and more happier marriages than your parents. But hey if the mailman is a better boyfriend than your father, then by all means, let him do his thing 🤣
Found this gem of a channel today. God this is amazing
Love God's idea of what the 2nd Amendment means. And that it has to be pointed out to him that it's just an American thing.
I come back to this everytime I get the chance to it's always so fun
Merry Christmas man. Keep up the good work ^^
You're like a closer to my sense of humor version of Ryan George. I love it!
"How do we work this in with 2nd amendmand"🤣
I kinda wonder now if you're a former christian or something cuz you know plenty of these bible references. Love your skits tho, they always lighten up my day!
Its pretty common
to have common knowledge, maybe not for you since you live in the usa
@@alfredboehm5976 what is this implying? Lol
@@Taylorgreenbjj that americans dont have any sort of common knowledge
Why u assume he a former christian? He could still be religious or not but why the assumption?
@@Asgardians3t maybe a religious person won't make this video
Just found Zach's channel and I'm now subscribed and sucked into his hilarious content. I have no idea how I found this place but I'm glad I did!
This Channel deserve more subscribers. This guy is Underrated.
Technically it is "Thou shall not murder", so killing for lesser reasons
"thou shall not kill" is clear, thus absolute. "lesser reasons" is subject to many interpretations, hence sucks as a rule
"Sin, fun, tomato, tomato" 😂
The year Ended well at last
George Carlin called and has a revised version with only three commandments. How about that?😂
When He reached for the wallet, I thought that he is done with it and gonna push the red button and dude is gonna fall through a trap door straight to hell.
Zach illustrates arguably-best how much of a Sibling Sci-Channel and Atheist-RUclipsrs are to each other, even IF we ignore the shared Hobby of debunking Pseudoscience.
Here, let me share some: Holy Koolaid, Prophet of Zod, Logicked, Darkmatter, Aron a, Emma Thorne. Have fun with this comment that only has 1 oal: share fun.
The writing is so good haha. I love it.
Sin - fun
Tomato - tomato
That's just so fucking perfect
The Old Testament actually allows someone to kill someone without being charged for murder if the person killed breaks into their house, and the break-in happened at night (Exodus 22:2)
I was surprised by this so i looked it up. It just allow to smite him and if the thief dies of his injuries you're not guilty of murder. Which is very different.
@@toruno7710 I see what you mean, though I found that some translations (including the one I used) just say “is killed” and not “is hit and dies”. But I see that it most likely means what you said.
@@slikespitfire4751 Lets just Hope that a very literate hebrew speaker Come along and enlight us with some active translation ^^
god: "thy shall not kill"
also god: proceed to slaughter people in the promised land a few chapters later...
@@benjaminthibieroz4155 Do as i Say not as i do i guess
Zach Star is my spirit animal
That carpool lane joke is stuff of legends now, we need this cautified into a Third Testament
With the exception of nines and 10s or something like that. Had me laughing out loud
THIS is my god.
Hahaha, awesome again Zach!
Merry Christmas 😊🎅🎀
"Oh my god"
"You called me?"
"No It's just a phrase"
Killed me
God obsessing over the fxxking XBOX.
Comedy gold👌😂
Love this series!
This is starting to become one of my favorite youtube channels. Props!
As my athiest dad says ten commandments is enough just make them count.
0:36
"No, sunday is your day"
Me, a Jew:
"Saturday*"
I ain't a jew and i know that
Me, a Muslim:
Friday'
Me, a Barber:
Tuesday
Merry Christmas Zach :)
@@jennyberger8229 Why let something like this piss you off?
@@theradiantdehd3997 They’re definitely not angry, just trying to be funny and failing horrendously
@@okatori795 I was deadass just trynna say merry Christmas 😭
More than god he is like a Zeus rating the 10 commandments
I mean nobody relly know God's real personality in the first place. People just thinks his all serious, what if his not?
Shame they didn't get to the actual real The Ten commandmets. Which include the fun stuff like not wearing mixed fabrics, or not boiling a baby goat in its mother's milk.
Bro I lived in Redondo Beach for like 20 years and put of nowhere you drop my hometown for a random video?!?! That's awesome!
Thou shall get high to reach God
You're God Damn right.
So Adultery is = Archery!
Now I know my Parents Practice Archery! they always argue about who's the Best Archer between them two.
God is literally any Texan with that gun line
3:30 would have been pretty funny if you broke the first sentance of " i am the only god not god one" here with him calling Zeus and having a chat about no adultery
Actually, “no adultery” means “no cheating”, it doesn’t mean “no sex before marriage”
Le bull le shit
If it just meant no cheating, then that exact thing would've already been covered in the "do not covet thy neighbor's wife".
@@JWQweqOPDH well, I’m an Orthodox Christian and in our Bible in my language it literally says “don’t cheat (on your wife)”
Well here is the dictionaries definition. : sex between a married person and someone who is not that person's wife or husband
@@JWQweqOPDH desiring your neighbor’s wife and cheating on your wife are two separate things 😀
all of the the black shirt guy's "what?" is so funny everytime xD he's just too bamboozled lmao
I hope god is like this
Amazingly this skit left me more confused on the difference between coveting wives and goods vs. adultering and stealing
"Do they have to be married to each other?" I can't stop laughing
What’s a Christmas miracle is your video releases
"Sin, fun, tomAto, tomato" I can'ttt 😭
This is the definition of r/oddlyspecific
God:" and no adultery. What's that?"
Guy:"no sex between unmarried people"
God:*remembers Mary*
“Oh my God”
“You called me?”
I’ve thought about this hundreds of times
"But i didn't use it for coveting, it was just so i could use the carpool lane."
"Sin ,fun, tomayto ,tomaato"
Legendary line
Lol. A lot of the loopholes are covered in the book of Leviticus. It is like Moses actually said: "But what about..." over and over again and so you end up with a whole book of the bible of: "Yes, even then".
Deadass thought it's a 7DS reference 😭
One of your best vids on this channel yet
I’m not a Biblical expert or pastor or priest, but I can confidently say the Adultery one was somewhat misunderstood. One commits adultery in 2 possible ways. Being a person having sex while married, but with a person you are not married to. The other way is if you have sex with someone who is married, but who isn’t married to you. It isn’t overall, can’t have sex with someone you’re not married to, it’s more specific than that.
Criminaly underrated channel!