When your doctor is a F*&% Boy

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @ZachStarHimself
    @ZachStarHimself  3 года назад +807

    The first 1,000 people to use this link will get a 1 month free trial of Skillshare: skl.sh/zachstarhimself08211

    • @dillydubb
      @dillydubb 3 года назад +2

      thank you Mr. Himself, I will use it to my advantage.

    • @babyoda1973
      @babyoda1973 3 года назад +3

      Damn bro I'm gonna hit ol girl wit them numbers

    • @Ziialan
      @Ziialan 3 года назад +2

      I wish they had a class on how to make a smooth ad transition just like yours!

    • @violetbob694
      @violetbob694 3 года назад +5

      THE DUDE DID NOT JUST TIE IN SKILLSHARE WITH SEX TALK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @divyangvaidya1999
      @divyangvaidya1999 3 года назад +2

      Hey Zach,
      I know this channel is meant for humor but what your thoughts on taking the FE and PE exam after undergrad or Grad for Electrical Engineering? Is it better to take it after undergrad?
      Thanks Zach.

  • @Twelfth512
    @Twelfth512 3 года назад +2466

    I died when he actually started to take notes

    • @harithoma-a-8157
      @harithoma-a-8157 3 года назад +10

      Why do I see you everywhere and why do you have a Bulgarian name

    • @Twelfth512
      @Twelfth512 3 года назад +15

      @@harithoma-a-8157 lol I guess we have similar interests. And my name is russian

    • @bedro_0
      @bedro_0 3 года назад +8

      @@Twelfth512 i wanna be on the same stuff with you guys i wanna feel included

    • @zizthefirst
      @zizthefirst 3 года назад

      Сэр гей

    • @Twelfth512
      @Twelfth512 3 года назад

      @@zizthefirst ладно.

  • @darcylim6037
    @darcylim6037 3 года назад +2685

    ohhh boii... looks like my procrastination will continue for another 7 minutes and 56 seconds.

    • @schmid1.079
      @schmid1.079 3 года назад +85

      Yep, and after that we'll start beeing productive. 100%.

    • @jayakrishnanm2975
      @jayakrishnanm2975 3 года назад +14

      Boi how wrong u are

    • @ReNeWw
      @ReNeWw 3 года назад +24

      @@jayakrishnanm2975 we might be here longer chief

    • @DaCooGa
      @DaCooGa 3 года назад +31

      And after, Ill just read a *few comments

    • @justanoldmanwithastickandi5928
      @justanoldmanwithastickandi5928 3 года назад +17

      French Spongebob Narrator: "6 and a half hours later"

  • @parjitkhakh6970
    @parjitkhakh6970 3 года назад +7769

    These videos make me forget Zach is an engineer and has a whole STEM channel

    • @theboxthinker4153
      @theboxthinker4153 3 года назад +305

      wait it's the same guy?

    • @user_2793
      @user_2793 3 года назад +34

      @James Bund It's a joke ig

    • @theboxthinker4153
      @theboxthinker4153 3 года назад +127

      @@user_2793 no I hadn't realized lmao

    • @user_2793
      @user_2793 3 года назад +45

      @@theboxthinker4153 Bruh 😂

    • @rabinkr6114
      @rabinkr6114 3 года назад +21

      @@theboxthinker4153 bruh moment

  • @christoffrossouw2923
    @christoffrossouw2923 3 года назад +3847

    This may be the best Skillshare ad I've seen so far

  • @clevelandHater
    @clevelandHater 3 года назад +4673

    Again, the smoothest sponsorship transition on the planet. Actually legendary

  • @whythelongface1
    @whythelongface1 3 года назад +958

    there's no way a F*&% boy can do all that math. Unreal

    • @Mixinnitup
      @Mixinnitup 3 года назад +77

      They're evolving

    • @JeChT2501
      @JeChT2501 3 года назад +127

      Bro, F*** boys might be kinda stupid in the everyday life, but what I learned is that when it comes to getting laid, the math checks out, *always* .

    • @migara9133
      @migara9133 3 года назад +29

      @@JeChT2501 perfectly calculated, as expected of professionals.

    • @AriaHarmony
      @AriaHarmony 5 месяцев назад

      I see some people haven't heard of Richard Feynman lol. It's just the stupid ones that get the stigma cuz they lack the charisma, the smart charismatic ones are admired and so are magically pardoned and forgotten about lol

    • @soundrogue4472
      @soundrogue4472 3 дня назад

      I mean Zack the guy who runs the channel...

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 года назад +3138

    This doctor has the best math and finance skills

    • @sanjeev4036
      @sanjeev4036 3 года назад +11

      1st Reply

    • @alexanderhansen3232
      @alexanderhansen3232 3 года назад +8

      Nobody gives a shit

    • @coloursphere3637
      @coloursphere3637 3 года назад +3

      @Ray May yeah lol

    • @funkybuddy7292
      @funkybuddy7292 3 года назад

      Rey Mak don’t make stuff up nust because you wanna get laid

    • @nitishkumarjurel241
      @nitishkumarjurel241 2 года назад +9

      he took classes in skillshare what you'd expect? sign up for the link in the description to become as good as him in math and finance

  • @IronicTB
    @IronicTB 3 года назад +1011

    First half: Dr. Malpractice
    Second half: Wait, he's a genius

  • @asynchrony
    @asynchrony 3 года назад +631

    Did this man just segue from soliciting prostitution to a Skillshare sponsorship? Absolute legend.

  • @destroyonload3444
    @destroyonload3444 3 года назад +1109

    I don't think that particular skill is on Skill Share

    • @hugoquinonez2975
      @hugoquinonez2975 3 года назад +60

      yet!

    • @lop1652
      @lop1652 3 года назад +17

      I am certain that OnlyFans has some sort of mentorship programme, for prospective eh.... models.

    • @johnpatrick1647
      @johnpatrick1647 3 года назад +1

      @@lop1652 Not any more, they don't. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lop1652
      @lop1652 3 года назад

      @@johnpatrick1647 They still do, for the moment at least. It will certainly change in the future tho.

    • @thelastpityparty4425
      @thelastpityparty4425 3 года назад

      Same

  • @dylandeborde7040
    @dylandeborde7040 3 года назад +1969

    Did this guy mathematically prove prostitution is just more effective than actually trying 100% of the time ?

    • @ebentually
      @ebentually 3 года назад +103

      it was not proven but it could also be as the events are not independent most of the time (as people generally have a somewhat stable memory for these kind of things), but yeah it is at least implied that for some "getting the 100% chance" might be more "worth" it

    • @asmurf2675
      @asmurf2675 3 года назад +68

      That's the whole idea of prostitution. To get straight into the fucking.

    • @johnnyvivic8730
      @johnnyvivic8730 3 года назад +33

      Only if it takes you 10 flipping dates to get laid. Jesus, that's a lot.

    • @jeromeemmanuel4585
      @jeromeemmanuel4585 3 года назад +82

      lol and that was the scariest part of it all lol* dead*
      Dude was out here giving a math lecture rationalizing prostitution

    • @crusherzilla3036
      @crusherzilla3036 3 года назад +14

      Only for single men. If you have a steady relationship going, then you can bang for free without any date beforehand.

  • @user-gz7cj3zc7x
    @user-gz7cj3zc7x 3 года назад +2985

    I’m in medical school right now: I can feel myself getting docked professionalism points just watching this video.
    That said, it was hilarious.

    • @_hopeless_romantic_
      @_hopeless_romantic_ 3 года назад +75

      One of the guys I've met so far in medical school looks exactly like the guy on the video and it's hillarious! I actually just sent him this and he is typing😂

    • @carazy123_
      @carazy123_ 3 года назад +5

      You are medical school yes

    • @penguinz3438
      @penguinz3438 3 года назад +18

      You go to med school? That’s really cool, congrats!

    • @user-gz7cj3zc7x
      @user-gz7cj3zc7x 3 года назад +9

      @@penguinz3438 Thanks man. Hope this test I have next Friday goes well (but I kinda doubt it).

    • @theonebman7581
      @theonebman7581 3 года назад +4

      @@user-gz7cj3zc7x Nah, you'll do well, just study hard and relax :p

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 года назад +632

    The skillshare transition was smooth like butter

    • @I-z-z-a-0
      @I-z-z-a-0 3 года назад +4

      _smoother_ than butter

    • @stadi7992
      @stadi7992 3 года назад +6

      Like a criminal undercover

    • @ishdemon_
      @ishdemon_ 2 года назад

      This guy's a bot

    • @nightmare_1874
      @nightmare_1874 2 года назад

      @@ishdemon_ he has a whole channel and a fan base how is he a bot?

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 3 года назад +169

    “Asian, like 5’2”
    Most accurate depiction of a white frat guy on the Internet.

  • @kyrianrahimatulla1561
    @kyrianrahimatulla1561 3 года назад +539

    Skillshare: We would like to reach a wider demographic.
    Zach: Hold my b*tches.
    And Skillshare was cool with it.

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx Год назад

      Sometimes you just need some prostitution for your advertising.

  • @ottersaurus
    @ottersaurus 3 года назад +178

    5:11 I just like the idea of a full-grown man with a STEM degree spending 30 mins of his afternoon on this script.

  • @stevenclark1662
    @stevenclark1662 3 года назад +101

    "Learn the business side of your OBVIOUS hobby" is where I lost it

    • @JayFlowie
      @JayFlowie 2 года назад +3

      Me too. Was able to hold a straight face until then

  • @CronaTheAwper
    @CronaTheAwper 3 года назад +191

    That was the most seamlessly integrated ad read I think I have ever seen.

    • @jeromeemmanuel4585
      @jeromeemmanuel4585 3 года назад

      True that, he flowed into that effortlessly.
      t'was an art

    • @Cyphlix
      @Cyphlix 3 года назад

      check out his kidnapping vid

  • @gainsgamingginger2177
    @gainsgamingginger2177 3 года назад +99

    "Wrong. You pay for sex every time.."
    My man's not lying

  • @DurzoBlint178
    @DurzoBlint178 3 года назад +548

    I love this guy…even as a doctor, he’s still an engineer🤣🤣

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx Год назад +5

      Turns out his doctorate is in engineering. He can only make the inhalers, not refill them.

    • @DurzoBlint178
      @DurzoBlint178 Год назад +2

      @@ShadowReaper-pu2hx 💀💀💀

  • @kilsymendez4207
    @kilsymendez4207 3 года назад +187

    I really enjoyed how he broke down the numbers. Someone had to say it.

  • @inputcontrolled490
    @inputcontrolled490 3 года назад +149

    Unrealistic.
    His handwriting is legible

  • @marcberm
    @marcberm 3 года назад +62

    Kept my $#!% together right up to "lay-pay constant." 🤣

  • @Luke-nn4pm
    @Luke-nn4pm 3 года назад +86

    Laughing at the fact this guy has to convince Domino's that call wasn't him while the doctor has the exact same voice

  • @coderjosh5647
    @coderjosh5647 3 года назад +44

    I love how he starts taking notes when the doctor is explaining how much he pays for action

  • @ChaosophysOldYT
    @ChaosophysOldYT 3 года назад +103

    never laughed more at a skillshare segway

  • @khonanfulcher4432
    @khonanfulcher4432 3 года назад +222

    Girl i might not be a dentist, but i can give you that filling hahahah...

    • @Erizedd
      @Erizedd 3 года назад +21

      "Do you swallow or do you rinse and spit?"

  • @eealec2138
    @eealec2138 3 года назад +128

    The laid-paid constant. As an engineering student, this was gold

  • @XavierSchwartzTheOriginal
    @XavierSchwartzTheOriginal 2 года назад +5

    5:21 "🐉 puff the magic dragon, lived by the sea..."

  • @sungod9797
    @sungod9797 3 года назад +69

    That was the best transition to a sponsor I’ve ever seen. This actually beats BroScience
    “Just like me, it can last anywhere from 40 seconds to 15 mins”

  • @danm524
    @danm524 3 года назад +122

    3:10 good to see Zack putting his engineering training to good use

  • @karlcossaboon7072
    @karlcossaboon7072 3 года назад +52

    I've watched a lot of RUclips
    but that was still
    by far
    and it's not even close
    and probably never even will be close
    the smoothest "this video was sponsored by skillshare"
    I have ever seen.

  • @ShubhamThakur-lq5jf
    @ShubhamThakur-lq5jf 3 года назад +40

    "Lay Pay Constant" ...Gotta find that out.

  • @destroyonload3444
    @destroyonload3444 3 года назад +294

    this guy needs 1 million subs +

  • @yagnikbose8973
    @yagnikbose8973 3 года назад +25

    5:59
    *THE BANNER LITERALLY READS*
    "Plan your next career move"
    When the doc is encouraging lexy to take up her "hobby" as a career....
    I can't even 🤣🤣🤣

  • @retroforager
    @retroforager 3 года назад +66

    OMG HOW THE HELL DID SKILLSHARE LET YOU DO THIS THIS IS GOLDEN LMFAO

  • @TreyLee51
    @TreyLee51 3 года назад +113

    that skill share tie in deserves an emmy, clean transition.

  • @someperson9052
    @someperson9052 3 года назад +26

    That is the best ad placement I've ever seen

  • @Lethal_Spoon
    @Lethal_Spoon 3 года назад +151

    that was the dumbest best ad transition

  • @craftminerCZ
    @craftminerCZ 3 года назад +37

    Was half-expecting the dude to start taking notes about his doctors euphemisms..

  • @anonimanonim2710
    @anonimanonim2710 Год назад +4

    The BALLLS on this doctor. The chick won't take any money, so he wants her to pay HIM! We all need some of that confidence

  • @noornasri5753
    @noornasri5753 3 года назад +18

    I was not expecting a math lesson, and I most certainly was not expecting that to make sense

  • @joshhallam2253
    @joshhallam2253 3 года назад +10

    Hilarious ad placement. I loved the end of the video "That doesn't even make sense mathematically!"

  • @anotherstockcivic
    @anotherstockcivic 3 года назад +32

    Never heard puff the magic dragon used like that, and I'm not sure if I'm hurt

  • @danielb270
    @danielb270 3 года назад +73

    That prostitute joke reminded of a similar one:
    “Sluts are Prostitutes with a poor business sense “

    • @summerrose8110
      @summerrose8110 2 года назад

      Sluts lie about everything, prostitutes are more upfront.

    • @sstff6771
      @sstff6771 Год назад +3

      😂😂

  • @atharvadinkar8847
    @atharvadinkar8847 3 года назад +377

    HILARIOUS, but that's nothing new with this guy's vids.
    There's a cool probability-based analysis of this that actually proves the existence of the lay-pay constant. Assume that the patient pays $"d" for a "p" chance of dunkin' a donut, and assume that the patient KEEPS paying that $d amount till he hits the jackpot.
    The expected number of times that he'd pay that amount of "d" dollars is given by the following infinite sum;
    S=(1*p) + (2*q*p) + (3*q^2*p)+ ...
    where q=1-p.
    This sum evaluates to 1/p. This means that, on average, the patient spends $(d/p) for a probability of "p". It's easy to see that the product of the (average) money spent and the probability of firing his photon torpedo is a constant. Of course, this analysis assume that the whole process is memoryless and that each trial is completely independent from all the preceeding trials.

    • @hellfire7685
      @hellfire7685 3 года назад +36

      is it sad that i learned something interesting from the comments section of a video of a doctor taking to his patient about getting laid

    • @sanchayanghosh1240
      @sanchayanghosh1240 3 года назад +8

      For those who dont want to know that is the concept of a Bernoulli trial.

    • @ronanstephens1597
      @ronanstephens1597 3 года назад +5

      The process might not be memoryless if poor or good performance leads to a reputation which can alter the future probability. Then add to that successful trials lead to experience which increases the probability of positive performance and increased p and a lack of successful trials could lead to reduced performance and reduced p.
      I would approximate the patient as a perfect sphere to start

    • @anshumanagrawal346
      @anshumanagrawal346 3 года назад

      @@sanchayanghosh1240 "For those who don't want to know" 😂

    • @AnEnderNon
      @AnEnderNon 3 года назад +1

      @@ronanstephens1597 lmao "I would approximate the patient as a perfect sphere to start"
      yea, also assume there is no air resistance, no gravity, no magnetism, pi is 3, e is 1, 2 is 1

  • @lonloninc
    @lonloninc 3 года назад +13

    I just realized after the doctor says he’s hard the patient subtly looks down lol

  • @dvdp-he9vu
    @dvdp-he9vu 3 года назад +48

    I never thought I would learn something genuine from a RUclips comedy skit...

  • @anthonynorman7545
    @anthonynorman7545 3 года назад +40

    I'm impressed how long he went with the sex euphemisms!

  • @joshuasloan2100
    @joshuasloan2100 3 года назад +52

    I couldn't stop laughing at those metaphors. And then the "that's what she said" joke in the sponsor killed me

  • @NotHPotter
    @NotHPotter 3 года назад +20

    He's found a way to get me to stick around through the ad read. Truly impressive.

  • @QuitRuiningMyRecommendations
    @QuitRuiningMyRecommendations 3 года назад +16

    Zack speaking to Zack: looking like THIS?
    lmao

  • @jimq2
    @jimq2 3 года назад +13

    This is probably the smoothest transition to an add that I have ever seen

  • @gabrielplese7516
    @gabrielplese7516 3 года назад +23

    That was a smooooth transition

  • @IndridCold00
    @IndridCold00 3 года назад +7

    Ok, so that was the best segue EVER into a sponsorship spot. Never laughed so hard at the "boring" part of a video. Love your work, keep it up!

  • @AgentChick
    @AgentChick 3 года назад +16

    This doctor's 100% instantly getting into heaven

  • @EPMTUNES
    @EPMTUNES 3 года назад +4

    I love the references between all these sketches. Lexi! Like from the Saw sketch! She cheated!

  • @shivamkhandelwal05
    @shivamkhandelwal05 2 года назад +3

    Lay-pay constant got me🤣🤣

  • @qsmlj
    @qsmlj 3 года назад +49

    No fucking way you just transitioned to skillshare that smoothly 😂
    Impressive!

  • @Wolfentodd
    @Wolfentodd 3 года назад +18

    The skill share transition has me fucking dying lmfaoooo

  • @anonimanonim2710
    @anonimanonim2710 8 месяцев назад +1

    I need that doctor's perseverance!

  • @khoda81
    @khoda81 3 года назад +6

    That sponsorship transition was so smooth i didn't realize until half way through

  • @NateROCKS112
    @NateROCKS112 2 года назад +3

    3:02 I think the lay-pay constant should be determined not by the average, but by, say, a 95% (or, more specifically, a 95.4%) chance to get sex. In other words, given a 10% chance to get laid, there'll be a 95.4% chance to get laid in 30 dates or less. 30 dates times $50/date is $1500 total.

  • @pranavlende8067
    @pranavlende8067 3 года назад +1

    Best skill share ad ever!! I'm genuinely glad this channel exists !!

  • @amirhossein_rezaei
    @amirhossein_rezaei 3 года назад +10

    "Have you heard of skillshare?" I DIED HERE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @montavious4956
    @montavious4956 3 года назад +3

    I’m going through a break up and your videos make me laugh. Keep it going man please.

  • @elemonade8830
    @elemonade8830 3 года назад +9

    The translation to the Skillshare advertisement was NICE

  • @JakHart
    @JakHart 3 года назад +1

    God damn.
    The way that Zach slides right into a sponsor ad.. and you don't want to skip forward at all.

  • @thehawker694
    @thehawker694 3 года назад +1

    2:47 my fu%*ing phone did ring when he called dominos

  • @ReaIHuman
    @ReaIHuman 3 года назад +3

    That ad transition was smooth, didn't even skip. Good job doc.

  • @waterbananagun1770
    @waterbananagun1770 3 года назад +8

    I like how the guy looks down when the doc says hes hard lmao 0:34

  • @evanluck1229
    @evanluck1229 3 года назад +7

    "I just need a refill on my inhaler"

  • @rrk426
    @rrk426 3 года назад +2

    This is the only Skillshare ad I've ever actually gotten joy and humor from

  • @deverashb.4875
    @deverashb.4875 2 года назад +1

    I died when you started the ad. Great product placement!

  • @liamgavinwells
    @liamgavinwells 3 года назад +7

    This guy feels like he could be in Impractical Jokers

  • @chromaticfox2553
    @chromaticfox2553 2 месяца назад

    5:46 ok that transition to the sponsor was friggin LEGENDARY! Holy crap, that build-up 😂

  • @RecursiveTriforce
    @RecursiveTriforce 3 года назад +12

    Remember to click the link in his prescription!

  • @jacksonlaframboise6257
    @jacksonlaframboise6257 2 года назад

    6:01. Bruuuuuuh. This is the funniest transition into an ad I’ve ever seen.

  • @morkovija
    @morkovija 3 года назад +4

    That punchline got me good! Thanks Zach!

  • @benevolentconcepts
    @benevolentconcepts 3 года назад +2

    OMG - You are FUNNY!! 😆🤣
    Thanks to the RUclips algorithm for the recommendation 👍

  • @kruksog
    @kruksog 3 года назад +1

    Wow. Tricked me into watching the whole skillshare ad. Whatever they're paying you, its not enough.

  • @Onibyron
    @Onibyron 3 года назад +4

    $250 is a good deal Lexi and skip wasting my man's time!

  • @AztroG
    @AztroG 3 года назад +3

    It's okay, I started taking notes too

  • @SwagmanDude
    @SwagmanDude 3 года назад +7

    It's always a Lexie

  • @PoeticBanana3
    @PoeticBanana3 3 года назад +1

    The timing for the skill share ad was amazing

  • @adotheginger
    @adotheginger 2 года назад

    I know his style by now and I was waiting for the ad to pop up when he was doing the budget BUT THAT WAS MAJESTIC

  • @Jin169
    @Jin169 Год назад +3

    When you thought he was gonna do some bs math but it actually kinda makes sense 🤣💀

  • @qkp01
    @qkp01 3 года назад +2

    Zach Star so underrated bruh funny as hell 😂😂😂

  • @Behemoth9030
    @Behemoth9030 5 месяцев назад

    Man, I would just like to say, for the record, that that was the most beautiful segway into a skillshare ad that I have ever seen in my entire life.

  • @saajiddaya2152
    @saajiddaya2152 3 года назад

    Yoooo,, this guys actually taking NOTES 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shahzod13
    @shahzod13 2 года назад +1

    Zach made so much sense that we even have to take that ad seriously now

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 3 года назад +4

    "It's always a Lexie"

  • @retroforager
    @retroforager 3 года назад +3

    that painful "oh that made sense" lmao

  • @tv.j0yb0y
    @tv.j0yb0y 3 года назад +6

    When your doctor is actually Barney Stinson.

  • @rayoflight3297
    @rayoflight3297 3 года назад +3

    I wonder if Skillshare had to approve this ad lol

  • @derricgreene
    @derricgreene 3 года назад +3

    When your doctor's bachelor's was in Mathematics

  • @cherryb0ng
    @cherryb0ng 3 года назад +2

    The best skill share advertisement of all time.

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 года назад +15

    This is too goodddddd hahahaha

    • @jake4016
      @jake4016 3 года назад

      Nice comment

  • @benjaminrobledo5466
    @benjaminrobledo5466 3 года назад +7

    If your name has an 'X' in it... You're a certified freak. 😂