The issue I have with firing shots is that there is potential of you becoming the annoying upstairs neighbour for someone else making a chain reaction. I thus propose to have mandatory suppressors.
But then again if we do use the suppressors the neighbors won't learn their lesson. I propose we give everyone magic movie suppressors by default, but give them 3 chances to go loud with the firearm. Anymore after that and you become fair game.
I'm glad they didn't go with the gunshots in the end. Because depending on the living situation, that may make the offended into a noisy upstair neighbour themselves.
You should be able to write in some sort of pass for "gunshots" and it be understood that the upstairs neighbor is dealing with his own upstairs neighbor as a 1 time issue, even if it not just one shot fired.
technically, though, they'd be a noisy downstairs neighbor, right? unless you consider the possibility where both neighbors live upstairs and are therefore technically considered "upstairs" even if not relative to each other.
@@vari1535 I was thinking of an apartment building scenario, where there are anything between 4 and 10 stories. So story no. 4 is noisy, no. 3 shoots and therefore disturbing no. 2. also your comment made me wonder about next door neighbours in a building where a story is shared by two to four parties. Maybe that would be a whole new law?
If you're going to shoot through the ceiling at your noisy upstairs neighbor, you'd better be using a silencer... Otherwise YOUR downstairs neighbor might start shooting at you.
You see the problem with the route of releasing snakes into their apartment and then bolting the door shut is that it is too expensive/difficult for many people. Shooting through the ceiling should be kept as an option in order to make justice accessible regardless of your income or handyman skills
@@scottowens398 exactly, that way normal people without a law degree and 10 years experience can understand what's being proposed and either support it, or as the case might be, oppose it through votes, petitions, and letters to their representative.
Oh! They are! It`s just that they are very efficient in passing laws to screw the common citizen....... Just look how smooth things go when it comes to write and implement laws to benefit themselves, or the people/buisness that found them....... Things get problematic only when it is a law in YOUR advantage......
I am the upstairs neighbor, I live on the third floor of my apartment building, and I actually have anxiety that makes it impossible for me to step loudly anywhere unless I slip and almost die of violent head trauma. People who let their children stomp everywhere deserve a trip to the Sarlacc pit where they die in excruciating agony as dehydration and stomach acids ravage their bodies for days.
This was so much better than I was expecting, that the only downside is that now I have to keep posting more comments... Well, from now on, we are waiting for part 3 of this magnificent series. We want more rules that should be implemented!
I actually live on the top floor of my apartment with my gf,and God I feel absolutely terrible for our downstairs neighbor, I always try to be mindful and keep quiet, while she'll have no issues stomping around and using a vacuum at 2 am
Here in Germany you can call the police if someone is loud between 10pm and 6 or 7 am, depending on the area. So here the neighbour could call the police on your gf for vacuuming at night.
" Sir, your client is here for pushing the victim off of the sidewalk after specifically waiting for a car to drive by to hit him. " " Your Honor, my client wanted to get to the university's cafeteria before 12:10 on the grounds that the food starts to get cold after the lunch rush dies down, and the microwaves take a solid minute to reheat the food. " " ... The Jury has come to a conclusion, the client is found Not Guilty, and is sentenced to death via being shot out of a cannon for wasting the courts time. "
Your sponsorship transitions are always super smooth. And they're always more likely to be useful than sponsorships I get on other videos. This one was especially interesting, might actually use it.
You know what is sad? The upstairs neighbor usually has an upstairs neighbor themselves, so if it's a 3 floor apartment or something, and you're in the middle, I suggest you immediately go into protective custody.
The thing i love about the x rounds into the ceiling is that this starts a chain reaction, since gun shooting would also make you noisy neigbour, so you nebours downstairs are now legally allowed to shoot you. WHich now makes the lowest floor the safest one, therefore probably changing all skyscrapers into buildings with infinitly low basements.
Watching this as my upstairs neighbors bang a hammer in the walls for the fourth time this week while their children run around as if I really had put venomous snakes there
I would like to propose a law that requires a minimum amount of sound insulation for every floor/ceiling. Otherwise, the noisy neighbor could certainly sue the building owner for fault.
My issue with the spiders, snakes and rats is that wasps should also be added. Preferably executioner or paper wasps specifically to instill the fear of whatever god they believe in, into them.
Your sponsor transitions are always the absolute best. I also checked my youtube and google History, and I have over 200 views for your channel. I have no idea how many rewatches that amounts to
I love how funnel web spiders are provided in the same manner as a lawyer. Maybe that's the solution to the overcomplicated justice system, just have 2 spiders battle it out. A slight variation of trial by combat, that provides entertainment, suspense and a satisfying conclusion.
This is the funniest meeting skit I've seen. I to also wish the sponsor provided the crocodile for the wrestling match. Top quality. And great video good sir. Keep up the excellent work !
This man should be the only one to create or get rid of laws in real life, mainly he’s so efficient and decisive... and because he actually really knows how day to day people suffer.
I have an upstairs neighbor who yells profanities very loudly while he watches sports, all the sports. Right now it's baseball, last fall it was football, and also basketball. There is no rest for the rest of his neighbors. Yes, he's just a 20ish year old guy who will probably grow out of it, but I want to go with the snake route for him. At least when he yells now, I know that the screaming will eventually stop. As long as the snakes, and/or spider are not harmed, and returned to their habitats as soon as possible.
Due to covid we have to take exams at home during Uni. One time I was trying to do a home timed exam which could not be restarted and my upstairs neighbour just kept banging every five minutes, constantly distracting me from my fucking end of term exam. Yeah that 5 rounds into the ceiling should definitely become a thing
I think it depends, if it’s an emergency or abuse they’re can be exceptions for elderly as well, But if someone is just being loud, send them to Siberia. Periodt
I didn't realize there was a part 1 of the upstairs neighbors apartment video. Just watched the most recent. And now the comments on that video make so much more sense. 😂
I feel like carpeted floors would really fix a lot. I had god-like neighbors at Harbor Point Place in Fayetteville North Carolina. They need to start making those condos and apartments like that.
You are amazing, these videos will do well in the long run. You are settled for life so don't worry about having less subs(you deserve 6 mil at least) and have fun
The issue I have with firing shots is that there is potential of you becoming the annoying upstairs neighbour for someone else making a chain reaction. I thus propose to have mandatory suppressors.
Agreed
Fair
And so it becomes law
However, normal suppressors don't suppress the sound enough. I propose we provide people with properly suppressed guns
But then again if we do use the suppressors the neighbors won't learn their lesson. I propose we give everyone magic movie suppressors by default, but give them 3 chances to go loud with the firearm. Anymore after that and you become fair game.
Your best neighbor is the one you notice the least
Unless they are giving you something good like *not noise*
No you people really don't have good Neighbors 😅
Unless you get the girl next door type of neighbour who wants to sleep with you. I would love to notice her every morning
Like Joe Goldberg
It took me 3 years to me my next door neighbor.
"Never in my 12 minutes of being a judge..." I'M DEAD LMAO
Substitute Teacher vibes
can someone tell me what that song playing in the court room is ive been browsing the internet for hours looking for it.
@@wings0nfire52 it says in the description. It’s called ‘The Loner’
I'm glad they didn't go with the gunshots in the end. Because depending on the living situation, that may make the offended into a noisy upstair neighbour themselves.
Or the whole neighborhood
That was also my fear
You should be able to write in some sort of pass for "gunshots" and it be understood that the upstairs neighbor is dealing with his own upstairs neighbor as a 1 time issue, even if it not just one shot fired.
technically, though, they'd be a noisy downstairs neighbor, right?
unless you consider the possibility where both neighbors live upstairs and are therefore technically considered "upstairs" even if not relative to each other.
@@vari1535 I was thinking of an apartment building scenario, where there are anything between 4 and 10 stories.
So story no. 4 is noisy, no. 3 shoots and therefore disturbing no. 2.
also your comment made me wonder about next door neighbours in a building where a story is shared by two to four parties. Maybe that would be a whole new law?
The only time i dont skip through sponsors. You know how to incorporate them into your skits well.🤣
On top of that it’s actually something useful lol
And he used the credit card for snakes lmao
@@cyberceel 🤣🤣
@@IAmCjcj11 yeah it was. I guess im buying some snakes while they’re still in stock
If your able to do that then that's the sing of good youtube chanel
If you're going to shoot through the ceiling at your noisy upstairs neighbor, you'd better be using a silencer... Otherwise YOUR downstairs neighbor might start shooting at you.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Agreed
Potentially kickstarting a catastrophic chain reaction
I say shoot your shot on this one
Breaking news: apartment residents on 150 floors found dead.
You see the problem with the route of releasing snakes into their apartment and then bolting the door shut is that it is too expensive/difficult for many people. Shooting through the ceiling should be kept as an option in order to make justice accessible regardless of your income or handyman skills
No the snakes and blots are provided from taxes
@@theblinkingbrownie4654 and if the client can’t bolt the door,they will be granted a handyman to do so for them
@@birdmcturd1626 so this is where the government is putting tax money. Acceptable
Shooting throught the ceiling creates noise so you need to live on the lowest appartment floor to not risk breaking the law yourself
@@DarkDragonRus Usually you have to be at the lowest point before you start to rise- suspision cause you KILLED somebody
Legend is that we can hear Zach's neighbours moving out all across space time 😂
Holy sheit, where did they find their paper and scissor? Such powerful tools shouldn't be publicly accessible.
That was great! "Plessy vs, Upstairs Neighbor" 😂 Finally a punishment to fit the crime!👍
Can’t wait for one of these where you realize that single-ply toilet paper is a war crime.
For real
What, it isn’t a war crime?!
I'm going to print this link out on a QR code and tape it onto my upstairs neighbors door
Just release the snakes. I recommend king cobras and vipers.
His neighbours are most silent people in the world after watching this
People
@Richdragon were*
Yes.
Dead people typically don't talk.
Good lord, I wish actual government was this efficient at writing and implementing laws.
Haha! Yeah, and just one law per bill.
@@scottowens398 exactly, that way normal people without a law degree and 10 years experience can understand what's being proposed and either support it, or as the case might be, oppose it through votes, petitions, and letters to their representative.
Oh! They are! It`s just that they are very efficient in passing laws to screw the common citizen.......
Just look how smooth things go when it comes to write and implement laws to benefit themselves, or the people/buisness that found them.......
Things get problematic only when it is a law in YOUR advantage......
Kind of like the homeland security bill, that did not really have anything at all to do with making the homeland secure. But a ton of pork in it.
I THOUGHT Zach looked familiar....he's my downstairs neighbor...
How are you and bitey the snake doing?
You better run
@@roas7_val684 No! Walk quietly! Running would make too much noise. 😋
@@jw8160 brilliant
SIKE. YOU THOUGHT
The formal language and the realistic way of working through each issue got me good
Using an actual hammer instead of a gavel lol. I am dying.
I am the upstairs neighbor, I live on the third floor of my apartment building, and I actually have anxiety that makes it impossible for me to step loudly anywhere unless I slip and almost die of violent head trauma. People who let their children stomp everywhere deserve a trip to the Sarlacc pit where they die in excruciating agony as dehydration and stomach acids ravage their bodies for days.
This was so much better than I was expecting, that the only downside is that now I have to keep posting more comments...
Well, from now on, we are waiting for part 3 of this magnificent series. We want more rules that should be implemented!
The only inconsistent part of this is that the gov actually gets shit done for once. But i fully agree with the baby law
The "And so it becomes law" is the best part
The issue with the shooting up stairs cluase is that then you become the loud upstairs neighbours, so only the base floor would be safe.
That's what the snakes, rats, and spiders are for.
also if you miss you may hit the neighbors above your neighbors who may be genuinely good people, and not horrible monsters.
Very considerate of Australia and Russia to cooperate with the handling of noisy neighbors.
They get free test subjects for morally questionable science experiments and America gets to have quality control. It's a win win situation.
I actually live on the top floor of my apartment with my gf,and God I feel absolutely terrible for our downstairs neighbor, I always try to be mindful and keep quiet, while she'll have no issues stomping around and using a vacuum at 2 am
As a top floor resident of my apartment myself, this is always a big concern I have, being loud.
As a top stairs resident myself, the person under me is a complete bitch so I don’t really care anymore tbh.
Here in Germany you can call the police if someone is loud between 10pm and 6 or 7 am, depending on the area. So here the neighbour could call the police on your gf for vacuuming at night.
i want a full series of people making laws to make life less annoying and then an ace attorney case related
" Sir, your client is here for pushing the victim off of the sidewalk after specifically waiting for a car to drive by to hit him. "
" Your Honor, my client wanted to get to the university's cafeteria before 12:10 on the grounds that the food starts to get cold after the lunch rush dies down, and the microwaves take a solid minute to reheat the food. "
" ... The Jury has come to a conclusion, the client is found Not Guilty, and is sentenced to death via being shot out of a cannon for wasting the courts time. "
The phrase "and so it becomes law" should be on a hoodie and coffee mugs 🙃
6:20, I legitimately thought he was just gonna play a audio recording from his phone from an actual visit to the movies XD
but... your phone's supposed to be off in the theater?
@@bable6314 Depends on the theater I expect, also I've never actually been to a theater so I wouldn't know
Imagine his neighbors seeing this
"I´m in danger.." XD
@@jakubrejzekjunior7349 ROFL
But... Shooting a gun at your noisy upstairs neighbor will make YOU a noisy upstairs neighbor (unless you live on the ground floor)
surprise basement neighbour xD
" 800lb gorilla thats been on steroids for a year is more than enough " (XD Im dead!!)
Your sponsorship transitions are always super smooth. And they're always more likely to be useful than sponsorships I get on other videos. This one was especially interesting, might actually use it.
I never knew I could create a credit card for a one time purchase only. You really pick very knowledgeable sponsors
I thought the thumbnail was a lie until the very end. But Zach Star Himself never disappoints
i want to see zachs upstaris neighbors reaction watching this
The courtroom case is one of the greatest thing I've ever seen on youtube
You know what is sad? The upstairs neighbor usually has an upstairs neighbor themselves, so if it's a 3 floor apartment or something, and you're in the middle, I suggest you immediately go into protective custody.
Ok wouldn’t the easiest law be to force builders to sound proof floors/ceilings in apartments with multiple stories? 😜
I seriously considered moving people to Siberia before you mentioned sound proofing the celings😐
YES!! After my many many comments, the most awaited video ever!
Seriously look me up in past videos lol... Thanks for finally posting this!
The thing i love about the x rounds into the ceiling is that this starts a chain reaction, since gun shooting would also make you noisy neigbour, so you nebours downstairs are now legally allowed to shoot you. WHich now makes the lowest floor the safest one, therefore probably changing all skyscrapers into buildings with infinitly low basements.
what if it's a suppressed 22
I actually said "Oh, fuck" when he mentioned the Funnel Web Spider
Man, I chuckled all the way to work today 😂, this is pure genius
Watching this as my upstairs neighbors bang a hammer in the walls for the fourth time this week while their children run around as if I really had put venomous snakes there
This guy gave me chills when he started the animal's name with "Australian".
Plessy v. Upstairs Neighbor was a landmark court case.
I love the real law format
The sequel we've been all waiting for.
I would like to propose a law that requires a minimum amount of sound insulation for every floor/ceiling. Otherwise, the noisy neighbor could certainly sue the building owner for fault.
0:24 it would have been funny if somebody from below their office looked up at the ceiling and said “dang, they’re really loud up there”
My issue with the spiders, snakes and rats is that wasps should also be added. Preferably executioner or paper wasps specifically to instill the fear of whatever god they believe in, into them.
Wasps are just taking it too far
@@sdm47 nothing is too far for noisy upstair neighbors.
It makes me so happy inside how they don't argue like most videos like this
Probably the most useful add break I’ve ever seen
Shit, I almost choked when you were like “I think it should be bumped up to terrorism”
My neighbors have a bowling alley upstairs. I can't understand what else would be make super loud thuds on the floor all day
Your sponsor transitions are always the absolute best. I also checked my youtube and google History, and I have over 200 views for your channel. I have no idea how many rewatches that amounts to
I fell in love with this channel this very minute
This is literally the first sponsor on YT that I'll actually use
I love how funnel web spiders are provided in the same manner as a lawyer.
Maybe that's the solution to the overcomplicated justice system, just have 2 spiders battle it out.
A slight variation of trial by combat, that provides entertainment, suspense and a satisfying conclusion.
We need all these as laws 100 percent.
I’m a law student and these educational vids keep popping up in my feed.
As a dancer, I approve of the tap dancing joke
That was such a smooth transition to a sponsor lol, first time i havent skipped one!
Finally, REAL justice in a court of law!
👏👏👏👏👏👏
I love that they use judicial decisions as arguments to pass laws, which makes absolutely no fucking sense
If I could like this more than one time I would. This is the funniest thing I have seen this week by far.
Zach Star for President!
The court room scene was gold😂
This is the funniest meeting skit I've seen. I to also wish the sponsor provided the crocodile for the wrestling match. Top quality. And great video good sir. Keep up the excellent work !
This man should be the only one to create or get rid of laws in real life, mainly he’s so efficient and decisive... and because he actually really knows how day to day people suffer.
When you fire 5 rounds at your upstairs neighbors cause they are firing at their upstairs neighbors for firing at their upstairs neighbors.
i f'in love you zach your content is absolute banger
This is such a great video the plot twists the reactions keep supplying us with high quality content please
Great justice . You need to do more lawyer stuffs in future .
I like how he used a hammer 🔨🔨 at 7:30 when creating new rules 😂🤣🤣
This cracked me up! Great job, Zach, thank you for this!
I have an upstairs neighbor who yells profanities very loudly while he watches sports, all the sports. Right now it's baseball, last fall it was football, and also basketball. There is no rest for the rest of his neighbors. Yes, he's just a 20ish year old guy who will probably grow out of it, but I want to go with the snake route for him. At least when he yells now, I know that the screaming will eventually stop. As long as the snakes, and/or spider are not harmed, and returned to their habitats as soon as possible.
The, "ohhhhhh" s are sooo good
I can't wait for these laws to take effect! Thanks Zach for bringing justice back into the world
My initial read was bawling alley because of the placement of your hand. I interpreted it to be balling alley and my mind went South.
Fantastic. From start to end.
You turn into the guy on the bowling alley strike screens
There is probably an alternative universe where this is an actual law
That sounds like one i'll be happy to live in
By logic of the multiple realty theory there is a reality where that law does exist, everyone down to go to that one?
Can I move there?
Due to covid we have to take exams at home during Uni. One time I was trying to do a home timed exam which could not be restarted and my upstairs neighbour just kept banging every five minutes, constantly distracting me from my fucking end of term exam. Yeah that 5 rounds into the ceiling should definitely become a thing
These videos are up there with “watching porn for the plot”
I mean baby’s can’t even understand movies so yeah bringing one to a theater should be a crime
Dude these skits are incredible
Absolutely one of your funnier videos Zack
Neighbors been real quiet since this dropped
Part 3 of rules we need to implement, we need it now!
I think it depends, if it’s an emergency or abuse they’re can be exceptions for elderly as well, But if someone is just being loud, send them to Siberia. Periodt
1 of the new best series on the Internet
I didn't realize there was a part 1 of the upstairs neighbors apartment video. Just watched the most recent. And now the comments on that video make so much more sense. 😂
This is the one time in the last 5 years that I actually want to use a sponsor.
Image if the government was even half as efficient
Waiting for part 3 of the rules we need to implement!!!
Everyone together: "...ONE WILL BE PROVIDED FOR YOU!" 😂😂😂
This is now my new favourite video. Wish I could do this with my neighbours 😂
I feel like carpeted floors would really fix a lot. I had god-like neighbors at Harbor Point Place in Fayetteville North Carolina. They need to start making those condos and apartments like that.
Simple solution, become louder than them and then tape them to the wall while playing Despacito
You are amazing, these videos will do well in the long run. You are settled for life so don't worry about having less subs(you deserve 6 mil at least) and have fun
Zach star himself is back, praise the lord
Zach made my mornings better