The Failing Marriages of Megachurch Pastors | G is for Jesus
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We just wanted to say how thrilled we were to have REAL women in a sketch finally! They were true professionals and worth EVERY penny! Even the extra fee for the blonde one to grow out her mustache!
Music:
Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod
Written and Directed by:
Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello
Cinematography by:
Mitchell Nance
Make up by: Sabrina!
#wizards #comedy #sketchcomedy
What do you think these lovely couples named their children?
jesus
Gesus
"G" is for Games (James)
The antichrist.
Naruto
Our favorite pastors didn’t realize their wives replaced themselves with sex dolls years ago and ran off to commit unholy acts
One is actually a sex robot programmed to stab her husband with forks
The G is for Jesus series could easily qualify as satire of analogue horror
I prefer to think of it as Analogue Humor
I'm scared, does that count?
@@onetrickgirlyes, Virginia. It does!
Analogue comedy. That hurts.
This is the scariest one yet!
Love the fact that Ruby and Titus each married a wife who looks exactly like the other.
With that mistletoe scene in mind it all makes sense...
oedipus complex for closeted evangelical christians
No coincidences in the eyes of THE LORD!
@@benjamina6618"I believe in free will, Believer's baptism, and biblical inerrancy, but don't tell my wife!"- closeted evangelical
“My camp for very special straight young boys”
Not many men of faith would ever dare to quote the book of Bionicle. This is why I follow these truly devout men.
It is a controversial choice for a reason. The Book of Bionicle is one of the Apocrypha.
It has false gods, sure, but how dare the church not overlook that based on how frickin cool it is?
Truly the best of all the books.
I cackled! 😂🤣😂 You good people! 😆
"She won't stop whispering psych after like every prayer" had me laughing for ages 😂
ruby ranch should have read 2 corinthians 6 14
That line actually broke me lmfao
I'm glad there's still people like Ruby out there spreading the good word of Mata Nui.
AND he married an orc? What a guy
and on the sixth day, mata nui gave the toa their kanohi masks, enabling their power over the elements. and it was good.
@@mondoclaus On the 7th day Mata Nui said "Wait, I missed one, Let there be Light."
And hor’vath auger of the blood fields
@@mondoclaus Actually, the holy Story Guide tells us that it was the great spirits not-so-little helper Artahka, who created the Kanohi and Kanohi Nuva, and tested there faith by making them hard to get to. Unlike other religions, the way of the Bionicle has 4 god figures, 2 Jesuses, one normal Satan, and one pagan Satan. It just goes to show that our heavenly overlord Greg knows we are worth it and is willing to spoil us with options.
Wow, you both look AMAZING wearing those looks of accepted despair, the camera totally picks up on the 20 years of prescription drug dissociation the makeup artist gave you two.
I was hoping for bloopers. No way you guys were able to stare vacantly without laughing.
It was definitely drugs
@@Kyle-nm1kh Drugs would make it harder
Damn thats true. I demand those bloopers
You can see "Crispy" break for a second around 0:42 its for a really short blip but I think its there
@@CrizzyEyes Extenze
Something tells me that this was an excuse for Michael to wear that very flattering cravat. I'm very happy to see my favorite megachurch pastors return.
Michael is fucking rocking that
Frank and Michael are both serving (the Lord) 🙏
Based Persephone enjoyer
Rewatched every single g is for Jesus sketch yesterday, prayed for another one. My prayers were answered
Wow I did the exact same thing 😂
praise god 😂
Praise him!
Amen
Praise -Horvak, Auger of the blood fields- Jesus
The fact that they are each others' wives is perhaps the most hilarious part of the bromance that is G is for jesus.
I cannot WAIT to see the bloopers for this on patreon in a month, there's no fucking way you got through this without cracking up constantly.
It's been a month now, please tell me there were bloopers
I'll be honest I'm starting to develop an unholy lust for Crispy.
ye, me too
"Christy here was supposed to lead us in prayer at the beginning, but I guess she has an altoid in her mouth or some SHEIT"
🤣
My favorite part about this channel is the fact that you can tell that these dudes are just having an absolute blast filming these vids
you know my wife also names Christy actually used to attack me with forks, since I had her hypnotized to thinking forks were spoons I felt the lord helping, praise Chrysler
YES! Thank you for not abandoning this series of skit.
It's giving secret lesbian lovers planning to "accidentally" lose their husbands in a freak lobster incident *"vides"
vibes, you forgot the word vides at the end
@@cinnamoncat8950 fixed it
@@Creative_Toadstool uhh...
I don't know what your referencing, but I absolutely understand and agree.
oh just realized i misspelled vibes the second time i said it
"She keeps saying sike after every prayer" 💀
The christys matching eyeshadow and dresses are so iconic 💅
the only analogue horror I actually like
Chip clips is 100% a married bdsm relationship device.
They both are so good at drag what the hell
All ive learned is that both of these dudes look great in drag
Exactly. Crispy slays
I prefer them dressed normal. I want my men to look like men. For some reason. I like women too. But for different reasons. It's more selfish with another man. But sensual and caring with a women
@@Psilomuscimoluh, okay?
@@Psilomuscimolalright?
@@Psilomuscimol ok 👍 they slay it though like holy shit they look fabulous
This absolute gold, but can we talk about how absolutely immaculate the makeup is? 🤣
Right at :36 seconds after Michael says "crispy," you can see Frank smirk and then it cuts. Hilarious!
“Second Bionicle” 😂😂
Oh, holy shit, FIRST SECOND OF THE VIDEO, I immediately notice that he's putting on the exact right perfect voice. This is _exactly_ what so many pastors sound like, with the same accent, inflections, tones and cadence. Impressive. I don't think I can talk like that lol
Ms. Crispy is a smoke show🔥
Watch your unholy thoughts about Crispy! I would pray to rid yourself of those demons if I were you!
I've definitely felt like these wives before. . . They hit the nail on the head for psychologically abusive relationships.
the blonded 'stache really sells it.
Loved hearing Christy's opinions on the akatsuki. Tidas is truly the Hokage of the lord (amen).
I’m bricked up … for the lord
Amen 🙏🏽
the makeup has no business being that good
2:50 Mitch Jumpscare
I like that mustache Christy is dressed like Miles Edgeworth.
Well now I definitely have to get the other 20 tapes to know how to stay happily married. 😂
Said it before and saying it again: the "G is for Jesus" series is one of, if not the best series you ever did. You started f*cking great with the first one and it only got better with each episode 😂😂
"She was a orc!" This cracked me up more than should be legal 😂
For some reaason "I thought it was crispy" sent me
Babe wake up new g is for gesus gust gropped
Maybe it's just me, but this sure felt like very Analog Horrorish in between all the comedy xD
A lot of analog horror is very similar to early 2000s comedy like Tim and Eric
G might be for Jesus, but C is for "Christ! Crispy got me with a fork again!"
I am so glad this series is still going :)
The fork is her way of saying, "i love you"
Aww, so sweet
Lmao I lost it when he said 2nd Bionicle 2:15 😂😂😂😂😂
*0:57
megachurch? brother, the G is for Gigachurch
Everyone knows that you've gotta watch Krispy around cutlery!
On this a challenging day, I'm overjoyed to see my favorite pastors return! God is good!
I really like how in the glitches you get the robocop for Jesus vhs clips. Nice touch.
how great Thou Aaaaaart, how greaaaaat Thou Aaaaaaaaaart!
I love the cut in at 0:54 with Captain Bible
goodness, the way that pink brings out the molten gold in your eyes
no homo
Hey Wizards with Guns, I've been watching your channel for years and I want to say thank you for all the great content.
I LOVE G for Jesus, it makes me so happy.
2nd Bionicle lmao
10/10
NEW G FOR JESUS JUST DROPPED THANK YOU LORD 🙏 😂 I just binged the other 6 again yesterday
AND MERCH?! this day just keeps getting better-- love you guys
There's actually 6: The original, karate, youth pastors, D&D, Christmas telethon, and the apocalyptic one.
@@gilly_the_fish oh you’re right Hallelujah
@@jonathanberry1420 amen
I didn't see the mustache at first. It gave me quite the shock when I finally did.
It’s funny how this is edited in the style similar to analog horror, but it’s still absolutely hilarious
This is borderline analog horror
Cristy Diamondhook looks like she’s dressed up as Elton John, lol.
G for Jesus should be a mourning show every Sunday casted to every CHURCH IN THE GALAXY!
You boys really are doing the lords work.
You can tell these people are professional comedians, because they remembered the all-important Rule of Three.... Forks.
Oh lord I never wanted to see these guys as women but here I am
Oh my lord (praise him) these designs look great, love the Latin 'bad Samaritan' lol
Never bought a t-shirt faster, Terry shall not be forgotten.
G is for Jesus is my favorite fucking series, they are just perfect for these characters.
The development in their righteous lives I didn't realize I wanted.
Just bought the tommy gun wizard shirt. Maybe my parents will finally be proud of me.
2nd Bionicle caught me off guard XD
this one deserves to be way more popular
Just the microphone SLAMMING against her glasses fucking kills me every damn time 😭
2 Bionicle killed me!
This is genuinely a horror in disguise. And I love it!
My dog's name is Crispy, so that part made me laugh SO HARD 🤣
2nd Bionicle is my favourite book in the bible
Ah, the lore intensifies! The glitches are getting more severe, especially around Roundhouse. They are also showing bits of something. I noticed a couple from your Bible man parody, and one was Daniel from the Christmas episode I think.
Y'all just used this video as a tax write of for forks huh
they were expensive forks
You guys never fail to make me laugh😂😂😂😂
It's because of you I might one day believe in Gesus.
My Gesus, i cannot imagine how rough this was to film. You guys fucking nailed it again. Just like our lord and savior got nailed. 😮😂😂
Best channel on RUclips no cap
1st Bionicle is my favorite book of the scripture
the rapid cuts and the running joke with the fork made me laugh audibly so hard 😭this channel makes me so happy
to be so for real i havent laughed as hard at anything recently than i have at the part where he smacks her in the glasses w the mic like this whole video killed. him sitting on her lap? the lipstick mustache combo? amazing
i could watch this for hours, the anticipation about Christy's Enigma of a mind is so enthralling
MERCH!!!!!
5:44 - the cutest smeyes / smize you ever did see! 😂
BJ's on weekdays is what Daniel gets.
Tha chip clip consistency!
Holy shit y'all have really good merch. Gonna be getting the "wizards with guns" one soon
I want one of those shirts just so I can go to church with it on and see the reactions
Came here for the good lord, stayed for the bangs. Also, a screenshot of Michael/Christy is now my desktop. Praise god 🤘
Oh, my gosh! Crispy is hot!!!!
These always look more authentic when you knock the quality down to 360p.
Great designs with reasonable prices?? Sign me up!
- unbiased customer
Those are the most realistic manequins i've seen the production value is sure ramping up
Wizards With Guns: sometime - maybe next mega pastor video? (praise Jesus I hope there is one!) - can you post the music used for these megapastor vids? It's sooo good!