I’m very disappointed that the narrator didn’t say “He didn’t hire not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, not seven, not eight, not nine, not ten, not eleven, but twelve hitmen.”
The slow fade in of his wife when he says she is gorgeous, like it's some gotcha because it's very obvious she isn't gorgeous. Just fucking killed me dead
i love how he says the username was found on 4chan implying this mall santa payed for 4chan vip and then they showed chat logs from something thats not 4chan
There is a pay feature? For 4chan? And the people that do it aren't instantly trolled to oblivion by Anons? Man, 4chan aint what it used to be...partially thankfully.
@@justinlast2lastharder749 yeah its called 4chan gold or smt and usually they do get trolled. they also added captchas that are pretty difficult and for a while there was like a 300 second wait before you could post anything
I don't think a thing like that exists? There is something called "tripcodes" which can be used a usernames but that is completely free. The only thing I could find about paying for something on 4chan is just a pass that is 20$/yr to bypass reCAPTCHAs.
@@justinlast2lastharder749Nah unless I'm terribly mistake you can still just have a trip whenever you want, 4chan vip or w/e it's called just lets you skip out on the bot checks
The fact that I thought this was real speaks volumes about both my frail grasp on reality as well as the insain world we live in where this sort of thing isn't unheard of
I don’t know what made me laugh harder, wearing a Darth Vader mask while trying to find someone to kill your wife or a Nord VPN ad placed right after a skit about trying to hire a hitman online.
I didn't read the description or look at any channel information before pressing play and I 100% thought this was completely real all the way until the interrogator tries to restrain Cristobal.
...The fact that they triumphantly declared "We got him!" after using his Arby's order to pin murder on him didn't tip you off? Or the "With honor. Like a samurai."? Or the DARTH VADER MASK?? Or am I r/whooshing really hard right now?
I thought it was real at first two, but I’m astonished that it took you that long. “But with honor, like a samurai” didn’t tip you off? Or when he was dressed as Darth Vader? The salt thing?
The means of murder sequence was my favourite part. The delivery was perfect for someone insane enough to contract a hit on his wife several days in a row. Or at all, I guess. Also glad to see you boys getting sponsored!
I regularly watch police interrogations. I clicked on this and assumed it was part of my normal feed. Took me a couple of minutes to realize it was satire; some people are really this bad at lying and think they are so smart. Spectacular work gentlemen.
8:03 I worked drive thru and there was a dude who frequented our restaurant and ordered that exact item with those exact modifications. During the winter he even wore a balaclava but rode a motorcycle rather than a car
This is some of the best parody I've ever seen! You got the mannerisms of the narrator down so perfect that anything said could pass as legit if this video was just played in the background. I really hope this becomes a series!
I clicked on this thinking it was another true crime video because I do watch a lot of true crime channels, but as I was listening to it, it was so outrageous and funny, I had to look. Thanks, WWG, this made my morning!
Lol. Great parody. The idea of a specific menu item being so rarely ordered that it's personally identifiable had me laughing. In all seriousness, though, they could have used DNA from the cup.
I love the detail of the milliseconds adding up only to 60 and not being nearly quick enough to last only one second, implying that all those milliseconds are actually one second and he's been sitting there for like 20 hours
holy shit, the funniest part of this video to me was probably not what you would expect. "She choked on a ribeye at Ruth's Chris. She died instantly." the implication that she went from just beginning to choke, to 100% dead, instantly, is hilarious to imagine.
Lmao I didn’t realize this was fake until the end. Despite thinking it was real, I still laughed so many times throughout the video. I felt bad for laughing so much about something so serious.
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Lol! That was amazing!
You should get Arby's to sponsor you, I'm going to go get some beef n chedders, or maybe a geero
You should have these criminals get slowly smarter, so that by the end one of them actually escapes
@@LeeFromAsiaI like how every interrogation video references breaking bad the movie.
salt
These ones are phenomenal, such a great parody. Shame to hear about Tanny though.
Poggers
I think her name was Taffy
I really didn't think they were brave enough to include the roats bef in there but wow my goshies goodness they di
Poor toffy
Its okay, she’s alive and safe at a ruth’s chris steakhouse
Edit: nevermind.
"I... assume you'll provide the piano."
"This recording stops here."
I bet they both broke a millisecond afterwards
“A Yamaha standup won’t do the trick” is an incredible line
"She's a beast"
Heard he said the same when requesting she be hit by a bike
@@exzyyd392 Good comment, underrated.
Amazing line really
I’m very disappointed that the narrator didn’t say
“He didn’t hire not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, not six, not seven, not eight, not nine, not ten, not eleven, but twelve hitmen.”
Missed opportunity 😭
(Narrator voice)
1 of which was wearing a suit of armor
One the twelfth day of Hitmas...
Baba
@@BerryTheBnnuylmao
"But with honor, like a samurai."
Cracked me up so hard I didn't even hear the rest of the methods.
Seppuku at Arby's
Clearly he's unhinged. No sane person would order a gyro without tsatziki sauce
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@d3_gx697 we got him
@d3_gx697wait… you don’t like sauce? Like any sauce, ever? No ketchup? No mustard? No bbq? I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell you.
@d3_gx697I get that but please just don’t eat chicken completely dry
@d3_gx697Well good luck to you making your way in this world of nothing but sauces. Geez. 😂
The slow fade in of his wife when he says she is gorgeous, like it's some gotcha because it's very obvious she isn't gorgeous. Just fucking killed me dead
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹👍💀
It was a little detail but the timing is so comedic
😐
Lmfao it's so perfect
Beauty takes a lot of forms, I guess...
i love how he says the username was found on 4chan implying this mall santa payed for 4chan vip and then they showed chat logs from something thats not 4chan
There is a pay feature? For 4chan? And the people that do it aren't instantly trolled to oblivion by Anons? Man, 4chan aint what it used to be...partially thankfully.
@@justinlast2lastharder749 yeah its called 4chan gold or smt and usually they do get trolled. they also added captchas that are pretty difficult and for a while there was like a 300 second wait before you could post anything
I don't think a thing like that exists? There is something called "tripcodes" which can be used a usernames but that is completely free. The only thing I could find about paying for something on 4chan is just a pass that is 20$/yr to bypass reCAPTCHAs.
@@justinlast2lastharder749Nah unless I'm terribly mistake you can still just have a trip whenever you want, 4chan vip or w/e it's called just lets you skip out on the bot checks
@Distorted_Pieces yeah no shit, just because it's not real doesn't mean continuity isn't important
They didn’t catch the 13th hitman, the officer who brought the wife to Ruth’s
Ur so right
This honestly played out like an arrested development episode, more than the psychology channel lol
The narration does seem similar that's true!
I need guac.
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I love how both of these JCS parodies mention the breaking bad move😂, I really hope it becomes a running joke if they make more of these!!!
Honestly, one of my favorite movies.
Nice profile pic broseffe
Do you not know how Great the breaking bad Movie is?
there is a breaking bad movie though
Love the infamous pfp.
The other criminal interview is like my favorite video on RUclips this is gonna be awesome
What video? There’s like a million criminal interview videos on youtube
@@BumlinsDrinkWater they mean the other one that these guys did.
@@BumlinsDrinkWater new to the channel I presume?
It's nokeric and mammothinspace in the other video, so good
Yes the other one was hilarious and so is this
i absolutely loved the original JCP parody. amazing this had become a series
JCP: John Can't Pee
JCP: Jennifer Can't Park
JCP: James' cooled potatoes
JCP: Jeff Can't Play
JCP: JC Penny
What's other insane requests did Cristobal make to "take care" of his wife?
i thought he disliked his wife
"Challenge her to a duel, maybe it'll be less suspicious"
He asked the 2nd hitman to challenge his wife to a Pokémon battle, and when she lost, BRICK TO THE HEAD! Emotional trauma, then physical trauma.
"Drown her. In wet milk."
chase her into a tunnel, but the tunnel is a painting on the wall... also- wear a coyote suit
The fact that I thought this was real speaks volumes about both my frail grasp on reality as well as the insain world we live in where this sort of thing isn't unheard of
I mean, the sketch does take place in Florida.
Honestly I did too
i didn't realize until the darth vader mask lmao
i was listening to this like a podcast, I came back to check comments. The thing is, I wouldn't be surprised if this turned out to be real
@@LozadaPRsame
I don’t know what made me laugh harder, wearing a Darth Vader mask while trying to find someone to kill your wife or a Nord VPN ad placed right after a skit about trying to hire a hitman online.
There was a nord vpn ad?
I guess it depends on their search history. Nordvpn is a govt scam, anyway. @JACKHARRINGTON
The fact that an actual lawyer reacted to this skit is hilarious.
Who?
@@AveisinpainAttorney Tom
I actually recommend looking up his reaction, it's both hilarious AND educational
Cristobal Meninguez was released and cleared of all charges due to a Miranda Rights violation.
I didn't read the description or look at any channel information before pressing play and I 100% thought this was completely real all the way until the interrogator tries to restrain Cristobal.
...The fact that they triumphantly declared "We got him!" after using his Arby's order to pin murder on him didn't tip you off? Or the "With honor. Like a samurai."? Or the DARTH VADER MASK??
Or am I r/whooshing really hard right now?
@@penguinsrbirds2 It didn't, and I was having a blast thinking all of that was real.
I thought it was real at first two, but I’m astonished that it took you that long. “But with honor, like a samurai” didn’t tip you off? Or when he was dressed as Darth Vader? The salt thing?
@@Corey_Tenderson I was just along for the ride, my dude.
The piano thing didn’t make you realize?
Seeing the '.gov' had me dead omfg 🤣
The means of murder sequence was my favourite part. The delivery was perfect for someone insane enough to contract a hit on his wife several days in a row. Or at all, I guess.
Also glad to see you boys getting sponsored!
have you seen breaking bad... the movie
"So tell me about your wife" ..... "Who?"
😂😂😂
They have so many things in common... Like their phone...
“Make it look like an accident.”
* slowly offers banana to hitman *
I regularly watch police interrogations. I clicked on this and assumed it was part of my normal feed. Took me a couple of minutes to realize it was satire; some people are really this bad at lying and think they are so smart. Spectacular work gentlemen.
This was absolutely amazing, this always shows off these guys writing skills
I stupidly fell for this again and nearly pooped myself once I realized it was you guys. Great job, fellas!
Amazing.
What kind of MONSTER orders a gyro with no Tzatziki!?
4:37 This was the second I realized he hired assassins cause no one without murderous intent has watched Breaking Bad, The Movie
Salt in the cup... oldest trick in the book...
Those bullets at 9:28 must have missed Cristobal and hit me, cause that bit slayed me
The moment you realize this is not real, is when the detective gives him salt.
Congrats on the sponsorship! You really are growing fast after all this time
The police treated her to Ruth's Chris Steakhouse?? Wow, now I want my husband to hire a hit man for ME!!
When he throws the salt? Gold, absolute comedy gold.
8:03 I worked drive thru and there was a dude who frequented our restaurant and ordered that exact item with those exact modifications. During the winter he even wore a balaclava but rode a motorcycle rather than a car
This is some of the best parody I've ever seen!
You got the mannerisms of the narrator down so perfect that anything said could pass as legit if this video was just played in the background.
I really hope this becomes a series!
I clicked on this thinking it was another true crime video because I do watch a lot of true crime channels, but as I was listening to it, it was so outrageous and funny, I had to look. Thanks, WWG, this made my morning!
Jokes aside, "She's always on my mind, she's always on my hitlist" is such a threating line
I love how it fast forwards at 2:30 only to rewind backwards.
good catch lmao
That thumbnail was so on point I scrolled by multiple times thinking it was an hour long JCP video.
You gotta appreciate their level of genius at 5:57 , a subtle nod to a Sacha Baron Cohen Classic!
So true. Only Real wizards fan can understand
Borat!!
"not even Mrs. Clause can have a sip!"
lmfao
The sequel we needed AND wanted
You guys are underrated. You are probably the most unique skit channel on RUclips
I love that the best photo of her is a cropped Chuck E. Cheese photo
Lol. Great parody. The idea of a specific menu item being so rarely ordered that it's personally identifiable had me laughing. In all seriousness, though, they could have used DNA from the cup.
It took me half way through to realize it was a parody, this was the hardest I laughed in a while
I love the implication that he willingly had car cameras and that they were on while he committed the crimes
I love the detail of the milliseconds adding up only to 60 and not being nearly quick enough to last only one second, implying that all those milliseconds are actually one second and he's been sitting there for like 20 hours
-your wife's dead
+uh... on christmas eve???
yeah i think he's innocent that's the kind of reaction you would give
I love how they're getting sponsored now. Love you guys, deadass my favorite channel
I got so used to seeing these type of videos being recommended that it took my 5 minutes to realize this was a parody... Absolutely love this 💀
The fact that he was using a name on 4chan, an anonymous image board, really ties together the image of him being an idiot.
And the site ending in a government domain (.gov)
God i love this channel, seeing a continuation to any of the series is amazing
Do you guys recommend Nord VPN for hiring killers online without being tracked by the government?
Your connection might be a bit slow unless you connect through one of the Fast Broadband Internet servers in the US, then it should work for you ;)
holy shit, the funniest part of this video to me was probably not what you would expect.
"She choked on a ribeye at Ruth's Chris. She died instantly."
the implication that she went from just beginning to choke, to 100% dead, instantly, is hilarious to imagine.
"Trust me a Yamaha stand-up won't do the trick"
“Khooo Fuuuu… Keel mah Wif” was funnier than it needed to be
Another JCS video. I love you guys
I have no idea how you don't have millions of subscribers!!! Love your videos!
I've said it multiple times this RUclips channel is highly underrated.
No way the ribeye did a better job than the 12 hitmen
"I assume one through twelve were taken" LMFAO
"But with honor, like a samurai" got me lol. Great video!
The car scenes are the best! Keep it coming guys!
ngl in a drought of proper, high quality JCS inspired content, this will do just fine.
"Here's some rope and a pulley, I assume you'll be providing the piano?" 😂😂🤣
I've been waiting for another one of these!
Honestly, these videos are my favorite stuff from the channel. The other stuff can be pretty good, but it never compareds to the fake interview stuff
I can't believe that Knife My Wife 1 through 12 was taken 😂
Lmfao! Wtf?! 😂 God, I love these "JCS inspired interviews".
i love how the timer is in slow motion lmao
A SPONSER! Gratz wizards :D
You're smashing it!
give these fellas the whole snl budget, id paid to watch something high product from these guys
The narrator seems like the kind of guy to know the difference between a flail and a mace
The JCS voice is spot on lol
This is such a great parody. My favorite of the channel so far by far!
Thank you!!!
"have you seen breaking bad? the movie?" that line killed me
I was not familiar with your channel prior to this video. Good to see hard hitting journalism on this platform.
Lmao I didn’t realize this was fake until the end. Despite thinking it was real, I still laughed so many times throughout the video. I felt bad for laughing so much about something so serious.
It's too bad that the camera got too stressed out at the end of there and froze. I would have loved to see how Christobal got outta that.
man, you guys never fail to make me laugh more than anyone else out there! y'all got a great thing going on and I'm ecstatic that you're here.
Hahahaha this is so perfect. I had a hard time telling if I was being fucked with until they showed him talking to the Hitmen lmao!
Dude i havent laughed out loud at a skit like this in years
wizard pleaseeeee do more of these ur the best to tell these kinda stories
I'm ashamed that it took me till half-way through the video, around when he said Yamaha stand up, to even consider that this wasn't real.
“She died instantly” lol
The delivery on "She died immediately" kills me
I love these interview type videos
I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm so happy for you that you have a sponsor now!
was so confused because i watch a lot of true crime videos and love wwg but didnt see the username before i clicked LMFAO
Literally have been watching the JCS videos on this and you come out with a parody!? You guys have the best timing
Looks like even the santa can't escape the naught list.
I'm sure this was a sequel we were all hoping for.
I thought this was a legit case at first and was like wtf this feels like a troll, amazing content hahahaha
Ngl, I thought it was real until he said “WAIT! Extra onion” lmfaooo
Same thing happened to me last time I was in Titusville.
Imagine if these guys decided to make an actual true crime interrogation room documentary and nobody believed it was real
Yooo, sick you guys got a Nord sponsor, congrats.