@@DucksAndCatnipWhat I'm talking about starts at 3:28, but ramps up at 3:53. There's shoulder doubles because they're all just Michael in different costumes.
Don’t worry everyone, thanks to the magic of green-screens the boys were never in danger. They filmed their scenes seperately from the girls in a secret studio 20 miles away.
They have guns because can you imagine anything more powerful than a wizard with a gun? It gives them a lot of magical powers. They can conjure a flash of fire faster than the speed of sound. They can deafen anyone, even those with the best hearing. They can end a life in the flick of the a finger. A wizard with a gun has the ability to bend one’s will. The ability to make their enemies grovel at your feet. The power to make people give them their wallets. Also they need the gun to finish getting the world’s largest wallet collection.
Many layers of comedy here. It took me a few watches to notice that the man who was murdered was supposed to have died on the toilet, but his body is lying in plain view on the floor. I like the idea that Merlot dragged him there before he summoned everybody to the train car
@@AssamTigerI loved how they used the same actor for each of the Wine Brothers in the live adaptation. He especially killed it as Constable Sauvignon Kinkleberries
i love the foreshadowing of Dr. Poop being the murderer by telling that the dude was on the toilet when he died and the fact the "blood" was obviously just shit.
Wow no way! You mean this parody of Murder on the Orient Express feels like a comedy parody remake of Murder on the Orient Express?! Can't believe you made that connection!
But dr poop was dead at 5:57! And also Dr. Poop II states that his motivation for the murder was revenge for being "skipped", something which couldn't have happened at the time of the first 2 murders. So there are 2 extra characters, one of which we never get to see(the first murderer).
Dr. Poop clearly time traveled to get his revenge, including killing himself multiple times to get an alibi. which ultimately means the justice he faces is the natural paradox he created. as well as being Dr. Poop.
Man I was SO sure it was Duchess Ninja Turtle the whole time. On account of the sai's. We all know very few people have been stabbed to death with sai's, so using those would have the cops stumped and looking in all the wrong places for answers. It's fool-proof. This mystery is so bad now that my theory was discredited.
I was randomly binging your videos like I do every month or so, and this has gotta be like the third time you've uploaded on a binge day. Like some sort of wizard shooting a video gun when I'm digging in their ancient lore.
Finally I've been waiting two weeks for this. Thank you!!! I love your channel so much, I genuinely spent a whole week anticipating the next sketch impatiently
As a patron, I love love love the edits you guys made for this Final Cut!!!! Truly made the video hilarious and added to the joke I guess I didn’t understand it as well without the funny freeze frames. ❤❤
What other “characters” did Detective Merlot skip?
John the baptist ??idfk
@@Wizards_with_Guns Lee Harvey Oddball
Lord Monopoly
Lord Winston Thelonius Chaplin Bartholomew Baker the Third of Oxford
Conroy Conductor
Admit it. Yall just wanted to dress a shitload of people up in insane costumes.
Noooooooo they would never
isnt that just them every video
If they ask me to dress up in ridiculous costumes,I’ll do it for free
That's all there was to this video.
That's all there was to this video.
The victim must've cut in line to get to the bathroom ahead of Dr. Poop. We know how he hates being skipped.
The more time they skip using the rest room, the more Dr. Poop grows in power.
His power grows along with his constipation.
Self full-filing prophecy
good one
I was waiting for the first 3 minutes for Mike to show up, then Mike showed up like eleven times. You guys are ridiculous
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These costumes were next level, but the simplicity of "Disgraced Minecraft RUclipsr" was so perfectly on the nose I lost it
Cat ears and everything.
Fish wifu tied it all together
Costumes?
The dick-pick bit got me good.
The “how young” really got me like way to ruin this interaction through and through
Oh God no not the "how young"
The disrespect 😂
@@ho0t0w1the DOCTOR disrespect
@@mossbergrJust like Dr Poop was disrespected 😔
"Im busy" was way cooler than it needed to be
Fr😂
4:00 *drops baseball* “im ruined”
Holy shit I missed that
lol the best part imo
Fully lost my shit
I love that it's clearly a blooper they decided to just include.
Are we not gonna talk about Michael’s range of characters? they’re hilarious
@@dfx13productions47 he’s my favorite
switch the a and the e around
@@derrick4804 switch the e and the a around
Ok now what🤓
@@steeliewheeliesswitch tha e end a eround
@@steeliewheelies I was replying to the comment, not your reply
I really appreciate the effort put into the correctly-clothed human shoulders added into shots for the visual continuity.
Same! When I saw there was a double I gasped
DOCTOR correctly clothed human shoulders
what do you mean? where?
@@DucksAndCatnipWhat I'm talking about starts at 3:28, but ramps up at 3:53. There's shoulder doubles because they're all just Michael in different costumes.
@@orijimi whats a shoulder double?
I love how it starts with the three main suspects and then they realized that Mike wasn't in the skit so they added 20 more suspects
The camera shots of him interrogating someone, then dramatically turning when he was already facing them gets me every time
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@EEEEEEEE I laugh every time I see this comment at the synchronicity of your name and Pfp.
Don’t worry everyone, thanks to the magic of green-screens the boys were never in danger. They filmed their scenes seperately from the girls in a secret studio 20 miles away.
Dont wanna get cooties
Wkuk reference
"hey kid! What are you doing?!"
"Hanging out with black guys."
“I understood that reference.”
@SeanWinters
"Teacher, did Joey's mom really die?"
"No no, it was Scotty's mom."
Scotty: "YES!"
I think it was the wizards, they all have guns for some reason
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@@EEEEEEEE very insightful
@@EEEEEEEE e?
They have guns because can you imagine anything more powerful than a wizard with a gun?
It gives them a lot of magical powers. They can conjure a flash of fire faster than the speed of sound. They can deafen anyone, even those with the best hearing. They can end a life in the flick of the a finger. A wizard with a gun has the ability to bend one’s will. The ability to make their enemies grovel at your feet. The power to make people give them their wallets.
Also they need the gun to finish getting the world’s largest wallet collection.
@@BananaWasTaken nice bro
Many layers of comedy here. It took me a few watches to notice that the man who was murdered was supposed to have died on the toilet, but his body is lying in plain view on the floor. I like the idea that Merlot dragged him there before he summoned everybody to the train car
ugh if only they could've incorporated Constable Hanukkah Chardonnay from the original books
Rumor is that the last one to be with the victim was Floozy Sloppentoppy
Or the previous partner, Sergeant Lent Zinfandel; killed off early on in the series.
@@AssamTigerI loved how they used the same actor for each of the Wine Brothers in the live adaptation. He especially killed it as Constable Sauvignon Kinkleberries
I’m really upset they didn’t include Madame hepatitis plurgelnarry. She’s such an underrated character…
I love how you foreshadowed the twist by having Dr. Poop be the only one who doesn't get an old-timey name graphic.
"I used to watch you when I was young"
"How Young?"
LMAO
The Jason Bourne music at the end lol.
so iconic
Extreme ways - moby
I’ve never seen Bourne, I just think of it as that Moby song lol…
I caught that and was like, wait what? Lol
Glad somebody else commented 😂 it was a nice touch
So predictable, ofc its gonna be the guy whos not afraid to get his hands dirty!
He knows how to get shit done
Love the CLUE reference with "Candlestick Ballroom" 😂
Or the fact that re-occurring character hasn't had a name until now
@@baphaemetOh yeah!
That’s David
@@theharperods3416no, it’s Daniel
@@baphaemetthat's THE Daniel!
1:15 I thought he was going to say "newlyWED to newlyDEAD"
We all did.
It killed me that that wasn't the line.
He should've gotten Seuss to help him with that rhyme.
Me, too!!!! 😂😂😂😂
@@PapaSmurf40KStealth Pun - TVTropes
i love the foreshadowing of Dr. Poop being the murderer by telling that the dude was on the toilet when he died and the fact the "blood" was obviously just shit.
General Safari just having his normal voice and not some accent sent me.
Roger Baseball dropping his baseball and immediately falling apart fuckin killed me man
Holy crap, the wizards know girls!
What do you mean? We've seen the mega-pastors' wives.
Even more lmao
@@AtrakKarta those weren't girls, those were ladies!
i wish i knew girls
It’s still just them. They do a hell of a performance
Well.....What are the odds?
Lmao
1 in 18
@@derrick4804 I don't think Disgraced Minecraft RUclipsr likes those odds
Twisting taffy in the corner is officially a thing
The double monocle aka the Bionocle.
😂😂😂
A connoisseur of fine culture, I see
“It’s a two-nicycle.. (twonicycle!)
what else would you call a thing like that?”
I completely lost it when they got to Duchess Ninja-Turtle.
Same 😂
I lost it all the way back at the name "Roger Baseball" for some reason 😆
This reminds me of that one episode of rick and morty with the parasites. Also, I love the “Clark Kent disguise” type joke at the end there
2:45 The way her gaze remains dead fixed in one spot for some reason as he saunters off got me wheezing like an idiot, holy crap 😂
He was POOPing on the toilet. It was so obvious!
The foreshadowing in this film is insane! !🤯🤯
What great timing
They missed :/
Lmao
I’m literally reading murder on the Orient express right now
Still great timing
Wdym great timing did you murder someone?
0:01 Is that... barbecue sauce?
It's stubbs hickory smoked I'd know that texture anywhere!
Well atleast they didn't use ketchup😂
I think its meant to be poop 😭
0:10 to figure out why someone killed this man with a bottle of barbecue sauce?
Warning for new viewers: It gets really loud at 2:10. Remember to cover your ears.
thanks for the warning. bro was literally screaming
Thank you
Thank you, he was so loud!
"Never skip Dr. Poop"
He's right, you know, you have a very real chance of contracting colon cancer in your mid-30s to 40s
This video is an incredible metaphor for colon cancer and colon cancer prevention. The wizards are true heroes
I love larry lollipop so much, I would love a whole sketch of mike doing the voice
Ramadan Merlot is a fucking fantastic name for a detective
Can you explain it, i dont get it honestly
Just had a pleasant cadence to it, @@omariobro
@@omariobro Ramadan is a very important time of year for Muslims and also Muslims aren't allowed to drink alcohol
Micheal being half the cast really elevated this. Though admittedly it's just a lot of fun to see you guys work your magic with costuming too.
“I used to watch you when you were young…”
“How young?”
💀
No. You can't introduce a character named Mistress Ballgag and expect me to move on immediately.
roger baseball really dropped the ball on that one
I know it's the main joke of the video but all the characters are so half-baked and one dimensional that its actually pretty creative.
"Aye... phone" was way too funny!
No it wasn't. It wasn't funny at all.
@@Raoul. You must be the life of the party
@@Raoul. 🤓
15
5:58 Dr. Poop and Spiderman in the same shot... does that imply he posed like he was dead and took the costume off a corpse just for the reveal? 😂
“I believe you, but I don’t think anyone else here does, so just like, hang out, okay?”
LEAH: 😀
mystery. murder mursterdy musterd distyry
This is definitely the best comment on this video
Yup
You did it!
💯💯💯
yuh
This feels like a 2000s comedy drama remake of the “murder on the orient express”
Oh does it?
Wow! It’s almost like…
no shit
@@Raoul. yea he can play the role of that french dude
Wow no way! You mean this parody of Murder on the Orient Express feels like a comedy parody remake of Murder on the Orient Express?! Can't believe you made that connection!
5:22 dr disrespect
The subtle "myes" before the butler's name was indeed revealed to be Putler was phenomenal. A+ acting
General Safari being scared shitless in his picture is always going to be funny
Ah yes, a classic film prop - fake blood (also known as ketchup)
It kinda looked like pasta sauce lol
I was thinking a bbq sauce
It was poop
@@dylanwillmon5672 Holy shit! It was staring us in the ass the hole time!
I thought it was chocolate syrup (to represent the poop)
“This train won’t stop until I solve the case”
The end of the train tracks: Allow me to introduce myself.
it's called going in a circle
😂😂😂@@nicholas-dv1mg
well ya they killed spiderman, he couldn't stop the train
@@TheMonkeygoneape good one
Losing my MIND at Rodger Baseball and Candlestick Ballroom
“I was in the corner twisting taffy”
I still think it was the person walking by at 0:57
in the mirror?
He’s like a DM trying to control a bunch of players that don’t take the campaign as seriously as him.
The appearance of Larry Lollpop was so funny I had to stop and watch Schindler's List to recenter.
The joke of him dropping the baseball is so funny
With those characters this is just a regular Ace attorney case
I like the clue that it was actually Mr.poop. remember the "Died on the toilet thing"
I think we should split up into teams and search for the killer. I'll pair with Mistress Ballgag, for no particular reason. 🤣
But dr poop was dead at 5:57! And also Dr. Poop II states that his motivation for the murder was revenge for being "skipped", something which couldn't have happened at the time of the first 2 murders. So there are 2 extra characters, one of which we never get to see(the first murderer).
Retrocausality... It's a bitch.
Dr. Poop clearly time traveled to get his revenge, including killing himself multiple times to get an alibi.
which ultimately means the justice he faces is the natural paradox he created.
as well as being Dr. Poop.
"Vanestle" feels like a name that came straight out of Idiocracy, and I love that.
Formica Davis
It's great how Doctor Poop is seen dying along with everyone else separate from Spider-Man. Must have been a case of mistaken identity.
Man I was SO sure it was Duchess Ninja Turtle the whole time. On account of the sai's. We all know very few people have been stabbed to death with sai's, so using those would have the cops stumped and looking in all the wrong places for answers. It's fool-proof. This mystery is so bad now that my theory was discredited.
I absolutely cannot get over Dr. Poops quiet resignation that he is being skipped as well.
I love the production value of these. You guys are great
4:49 sounds like chuckles the clown
Lmfao, didn't think of that
If chuckles was there, all of them would be dead
Professor Monocle and Duchess Ninja Turtle’s introductions make me laugh every time.
7 minute murder mystery means multitudes of misunderstandings maybe mresolved mon mrewatch
* tips hat * M'rewatch
Full length feature movie petition! So far you have one vote (is that enough to convince you to make a full length feature movie?)
I thought it was gonna be a gas leak
costume budget for this video 📈
"how young" that mademe laugh too hard LOL
Dr poop walking out as Moby started playing was pure kino.
I was randomly binging your videos like I do every month or so, and this has gotta be like the third time you've uploaded on a binge day. Like some sort of wizard shooting a video gun when I'm digging in their ancient lore.
Honestly amazing. I’m so happy to live in a time when stereotypes have been replaced with hot and aloof chefs.
You're getting popular enough to have comment bots... *sniff sniff* my babies have grown up so fast!
Using Barbecue sauce for fake blood is somehow the funniest thing in this video
Mitchell just holding a candlestick somehow made me laugh the most
The fact that no one has an actual name amongst them🤣🤣🤣
Well there is Mr Seuss. And Seuss really was the real name of Dr Seuss.
I love that you brought in more actors for this video. The writing of this channel is the best part.
Finally I've been waiting two weeks for this. Thank you!!! I love your channel so much, I genuinely spent a whole week anticipating the next sketch impatiently
"how young?"
choking a little bit
He would want you to choke
"How young?" really took me by surprise
i really love that "just don't touch people!" and "you were loud." those two lines kill me everytime i watch this.
“Candlestick Ballroom” took me out 😭😭
hallucinated prof monacle having 2 pipes and 1 monacle for couple frames.
The Dr Disrespect scandal reference was incredible
that was sky does Minecraft I believe
Trust me that reference was making fun of the tens of Minecraft creators that have been exposed as pedos by now.
@@gabrielkesshinsanchez9139 Or Bashurverse lol
@@gabrielkesshinsanchez9139 SkyDoesMinecraft abused his wife, I don't believe he has either cheated on his wife, nor dm'd a minor.
@ShyOff Probably not, he's dead.
Vanestle Dubois goes hard, gonna make an Elden Ring character of that banger name
Average kenneth branagh movie
This feels like an early 2010’s sketch
3:34 his voice caught me off guard 🤣🤣
This probably reveals my age, but I got chills when Extreme Ways started playing.
As a patron, I love love love the edits you guys made for this Final Cut!!!! Truly made the video hilarious and added to the joke I guess I didn’t understand it as well without the funny freeze frames. ❤❤
This sketch is probably your stupidest yet. I love it.
You're gonna be at 500k subs in no time boys! Keep up the consistency !! Bring back the Wizard for another sketch... We miss him :(