Unlikely lines from the final Harry Potter book | Mock the Week - BBC
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Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer-Home Here's the final standup round in full, including, 'The worst thing to hear on a tannoy system' and 'Unlikely lines from the final Harry Potter book'.
Dara O'Briain returns for another series of the topical comedy show. With regulars Hugh Dennis, Frankie Boyle, Andy Parsons and Russell Howard, joined by guest Rhod Gilbert.
Mock the Week | Series 5 Episode 8 | BBC Two
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“Mr Potter,” the doctor said, “you’ve been in a coma for the past seven years. You ran headfirst into a brick wall.”
no
@@zaramalik3797 no?
@@MythicSuns yes
@@mrtom2854 maybe
hahahah
Hiding in the bathroom where no one could see what they were doing, Harry handed Ron a vile of polyjuice potion and exclaimed "No Ron, this time it's your turn to be Hermione!"
Nathanchooper F... I’ve never thought about it like that
*vial
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*Vial
@@firstnamelastname7113 oh... Now I am redundant. :(
"Avada Ke-" Voldemort began. But it was too late. The loud bang resonated through the courtyard.
"I've always known these muggle weapons had some use." Harry said, dusting the barrel.
Pretty much the ending for the movie "Wizards."
I love how aggressively they go for the mike
Except sometimes you can see moments when they're letting each other go to the mic. Classic Britain.
Best moment ever was when two of them went for the mic at the same time, both backed away at the same time and someone else just walked right up there xD
crissy4445 Poor Mike, what did he do?
mic*
crissy4445 b
hugh dennis really does think the worst things to hear... he would be an awesome horror movie villain.
With Ron lost in the forbidden forest, Hermione regretted not shaving before their date.
I know this isn't what this video is, but Hugh's Tannoy System jokes are amazing.
Most of these were basically fanfiction lines
THEY CUT MY FAVOURITE
'"I'm glad they let Irvine Welsh write a chapter," said Harry, and as the methadone hit his system, he shat himself.'
Anyone else got to the stage where they've viewed every scenes we'd like to see video with Frankie Boyle about 10 times each?
Yep.
Yes! And I'm addicted completely!
At least.
10??? Amateur. lol
I love how you can just hear random giggles from Russel near the end lol
"Engorgio" Harry said, his wand pointing downwards.
The Glasgow and tiger enclosure ones 😭🤣 couldn’t breathe
Unbuttoning his zip? Lol
Crusty The Wank Sock how can you unbutton a zip..?
Just Some Clipz their only material (if you can call it that) is sex gags
Robbie Cale 10% of this video was sex gags. You’re gonna have to try a little better
Its definitely Hogwarts School of Pedophilia and Debauchery
"Get the snitch" said Harry "I'll tie him down and you can drill into his kneecaps"
Hahahaha
With one bite of the magic cookies, all the male students of Gryffindor house couldn't stop giggling. Needless to say, Harrys hashish biscuito spell worked perfectly.
"Harry always thought that he'd meet his death at the hands of Voldemort, so imagine his surprise when the doctors told him, that he was HIV positive".
LOL ;D
The thing is, there's about a 20 - 40 year gap between a diagnosis of HIV positive these days and death, so Harry could still have met his end at Voldemort's hands.
The interesting question is, how did Harry become HIV positive?
@@resourcedragon Can only imagine who it was if it wasn't from Hermione
ONLY YOU CAN HEAR ME...
Hey we must have watched thè same video
Megan O ONLY YOU CAN READ THIS COMMENT......
"Second floor, but you can't get out.." hahahahah!
They left out Hughes best line from that episode
Clean up on aisle 3 clean up on aisle 3 , somebody has come on the brocoli
"the planes about to land in Glasgow, passengers are reminded to set their watches back 25 years"
Love how eager Hugh was to get that last joke in, was well worth it.
This was uploaded almost a decade ago omg 😱
Maddy Gowers 9 years
Thanks for pointing out that 9 years ago is almost a decade. *facepalms*
aisey100 you're welcome
ghdgf
Now it's over a decade
Not only do I love Frankie's jokes, but his laugh is brilliant too.
"Voldemort tried to find Harry, but he couldn't smell him out."
Gaz Moriarty not funny at all
very funny
But he had slits for nostrils lol
Damnit, I knew if I clicked on this clip it would start a domino effect of me watching MtW for the next 2 hours.. Curse you Frankie Boyle and Hugh Dennis!!
Frankie Boyle, coming up with the best and funniest lines on the spot that will be hard to match.
He takes his jokes to the edge and has a dark sense of humour to it.
"Second floor, but you can't get out..." lmao love that one :P
"Second floor...but you can't get out"
"The lift doors are closing...leaving you trapped in an airless, windowless coffin, hurtling downwards at 100 miles per hour"
Hugh Dennis is a genius xD
The Catholic School one got me 😂
its funny because its true
"I'm sorry, Harry. I'm having a baby and it's yours..... said Professor McGonagall"
LMAO
Howard and Boyle are so well in sync!
1:40 the old Harambe
then Harry woke up and took a moment to wonder who all the men in white coats were and why he was wearing a straight jacket.
Lol at Russell's laugh at 3:41
These people and jokes are genius. Why don't we have shows like this?
Holy shit this round was dark hahahaha
shall we use the invisibility potion to spy on Hermione while she is having a shower
the first one and russell howard at 0.55 is the best haha!!! x
the first line made me burst out with laughter! "Only you can hear me." LOOOOOOL
"Don't worry, Hermione. I can get rid of it for you. Chlamydia disappearo" 😂😂😂
"Get the Snitch!"said Harry. "I'll tie him down and you can drill through his kneecaps."
2:35 Frankies little grin makes it all the more funny.
Franky was on fire here. But that snitch one was amazing
this is like "whose line is it anyway" ... i have to admit, i don't get all of the jokes but i'm glad i found this ^^
passengers traveling to hogwarts please be aware the the train has been diverted to platform 6 2/3.
that could be for either of them.
The train is arriving at 1:00 precisely. Prepare for self-destruction.
In the outtakes of this episode Hugh said "Bucket and mop to aisle 3 please. Someone's cum on the broccoli" had me in stitches!!
I think most of them are talking about harry potter fanfiction
"And then Harry woke up under the staircase. THE END."
"The planes about to land in Glasgow. Passengers are reminded to set their watches back 25 years." LMAO
That's nothing, planes that in Georgia have to see their clocks back 200 years.
1:13 Aaaand ten years later there was one
A lot of people going on about unbutoning the zip.
Most trousers with a zip have a button at the top of the zip. She means unbutoning the button at the top of the zip.
Frankie Boyle the legend
'ladies and gentleman we all know there will be a bomb on the tube but will it be today??' xD
the cheeky giggle in the last seconds makes this video perfect
''will the parents of the lost child realise that they shouldnt have gone to dinner whilst their kids were asleep with the hotel room door unlocked''
That is dark
"Only you can hear me!" "Second floor, but you can't get out..." "the lift doors are closing leaving you trapped in an airless, windowless coffin. Travelling downwards at 100mph"
LOLZ Jigsaw much? absolutely hilarious!
keep pressing 6 to see andy tugging one out and frankie facepalming haha
did anyone else notice and like 2:24 she says 'unbuttoning his zip?' NOW HOW THE HELL DOES THAT WORK? LOL
Voldemort: "Im ever so sorry Harry that I killed your parents."
The catholic school joke got me in bits
"Professor Dumbledor, I'm from Health & Safety...'
"only you can hear me!"
i would love to hear that over a tannoy system
I am going to play 1:20 in a lift one day...
Haha ive noticed that the funniest comedians are always Scottish. Proud to be Scottish :)
I wouldnt say that about that particular scot
DCVertigo
I'm saying that the funniest are usually scottish. I'm not saying it entirely about Frankie Boyle.
When you can understand what they're saying.
Stalinov
Only a scottish person can truely understand some of the jokes.
U should be ^_^
"the owls are trained well" said ron "knocking themselves out against church windows"
best line fomk thi "Im sorry harry im having a baby and its yours....said proffesor mogonagal".
I love mock of the week.
:D
2:20 "un buttoning his *ZIP*"
CrystalDragon Rage innit
Harry: At least I don't have to carry a wand and chant shitty spells all the time in Now You see me 2!
absolutely love russells little laugh at 3:42. :D x
Hugh Dennis is wonderful! I love him!
Hermione was showing Ron how to use his wand.
I bet she was.
domt worry hermion. FETUS DELUTS!
when hugh denniss does his lift jokes his face goes so dark and scary! XD love him xxx
I just always love how Dara says 'everyone' its so funny! xD
Hugh is genius :P
jo cauldfield sounded exactly like someone over a tannoy.
That chlemydia dissapearum one always cracked me up
the lift doors are closing, leaving you trapped in an airless, windowless coffin, hurtling downwards at a hundred miles an hour
"Why are you still reading this, you're 35"
''my magic tricks are much better than paul daniels said harry''
@scramignon brilliant! i had no idea! thanks for the link!
"Only you can hear me!"
Nice one, Hugh! xD
9 years ago. Jesus
Kid who fell into a lion enclosure- they didn't kill the lion #justiceforharambe
Tytus931 why are u you piece of shit
Jakob Lambson why are you so aggressive?
LOL the woman's line was hilarious!!
Frankie and Hugh are the kings.
And Voldemort said to Harry with his dying breath; "Harry, I am your father."
Does that bald guy ever get to go. XD
*knock*knock*knock* "Harry awoke to the sound of knocking oh his cupboard door. It had all been a dream."
On*
"Things we'd like to see" always makes me smile :D
Hermione: "Ron, I have your child in me belly, and I want to keep it."
Ron: "Well I bloody don't, FETUS DELETUS!!"
.....this is from eleven years ago. O_O
Russel Howard reminds me of Ron from Potter Puppet Pals when he said "Can someone come to the salami slicer please?"
i love it how 3 of them just start walking to the mic at the same time
1:38 HARAMBE TRIGGERED
That last joke was disgustingly dumb.
I love the cute franticness of Mark Watson! Looking forward to going to see him in October.
"I'll hold him down you can drill through his kneecaps!" :D LOL!!!