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    The performers suggest unlikely lines from a thriller in Scenes We'd Like to See.
    Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events.
    Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis discuss the events of the week in the company of guests Tom Allen, Angela Barnes, Ed Gamble, Olga Koch and Glenn Moore.
    Mock The Week | Series 18 Episode 3 | BBC
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Комментарии • 187

  • @mohammadchaudhry4162
    @mohammadchaudhry4162 5 лет назад +257

    That last joke was savage 😂

    • @arshaddahlan
      @arshaddahlan 5 лет назад +10

      Not as savage as the Liam Neeson joke

    • @FreedomExalia
      @FreedomExalia 5 лет назад +1

      I can clearly recall Romesh Ranganathan telling that joke several seasons back...

  • @BlackbirdSJ
    @BlackbirdSJ 5 лет назад +554

    Oh that Liam Neeson joke

    • @PrinzPassionsfrucht
      @PrinzPassionsfrucht 4 года назад +2

      And now, it's an even harsher joke.

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick 3 года назад +1

      @@PrinzPassionsfrucht Why, what happened?

    • @CurlyFry.
      @CurlyFry. Год назад

      @@TequilaToothpickApparently being called a racist, because he threatened to burn a black guys house down, or hammer them to death, because of something they did. Was it rape? I’m not sure, but it was some awkward business.

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick Год назад +4

      @@CurlyFry. Oh that. You misremembered. He didn't threaten to kill a black man because of a rape, he went out looking to kill any random black man that would start trouble with him.

    • @CurlyFry.
      @CurlyFry. Год назад +1

      @@TequilaToothpick Oh. Thanks.

  • @Vincornelis
    @Vincornelis 5 лет назад +131

    I have the shot. Mind you I’ve taken quite a few already and I might be a bit drunk.

  • @TequilaToothpick
    @TequilaToothpick 3 года назад +44

    Elle's Liam Neeson joke wins this section.

  • @JB-vq6xv
    @JB-vq6xv 5 лет назад +120

    Ed Byrne is killing it

    • @thejordyoshi
      @thejordyoshi 5 лет назад +4

      As always.

    • @R2Cv1
      @R2Cv1 5 лет назад +2

      Is it me or is he doing a "John Wick" look?

    • @ratholin
      @ratholin 3 года назад +4

      Secret servicing while pisht!

  • @flyawaytodie
    @flyawaytodie 2 года назад +11

    "Just when I thought the case couldn't get any worse...it didn't."
    Shortest episode of Midsomer Murders ever!

  • @AnwarRosly
    @AnwarRosly 3 года назад +21

    Ellie's joke cracked me up good HAHAHA!

  • @arfuckle1694
    @arfuckle1694 5 лет назад +120

    God, Hugh and Ed keep on getting funnier and funnier!

  • @charlesbishop9553
    @charlesbishop9553 5 лет назад +49

    I'm a simple man. I see Hugh Dennis, I click.

    • @deeya
      @deeya 4 года назад +2

      he usually delivers. Not always great, but never a dud.

    • @OverlordMalarkey
      @OverlordMalarkey 3 года назад

      Ever since Andy and Russel and Frankie arent on the show anymore Hugh is one who's carrying the dead horse

  • @kenna163
    @kenna163 5 лет назад +43

    Oh the Liam Neeson joke. Nice.

  • @emmashot5036
    @emmashot5036 5 лет назад +115

    it's baby shark dododododo

    • @wayne20uk
      @wayne20uk 4 года назад

      Doodoodadoodadoo*

  • @gentianviolet2785
    @gentianviolet2785 5 лет назад +234

    First off, fire the title guy

    • @vasishtvasudevan4059
      @vasishtvasudevan4059 5 лет назад +10

      They messed up the description

    • @RinJackson
      @RinJackson 5 лет назад +5

      Second, fire the woman that made the baby shark joke >_>

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick 3 года назад +6

      @@RinJackson She was the best one here

  • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
    @TheFrugalVideoGamer 5 лет назад +221

    Please stop with the emoticons in the title...
    And good lord did I laugh at the "Can I take the shot?" joke.

    • @superberniecat5042
      @superberniecat5042 5 лет назад +5

      I think they're trying to attract millenials with the emoticons!

    • @chiaraa9880
      @chiaraa9880 5 лет назад +26

      Wow man said "Emoticons"...was it cold when you lived through the ice age?

    • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
      @TheFrugalVideoGamer 5 лет назад +24

      @@chiaraa9880
      Worse - I lived in the age of dial-up internet!

    • @chiaraa9880
      @chiaraa9880 5 лет назад +5

      @@TheFrugalVideoGamer my sympathies. Must have been a difficult time..

    • @muizzsiddique
      @muizzsiddique 4 года назад +6

      I'm actually happy there is someone who still says "emoticons".

  • @edwardkinsey5680
    @edwardkinsey5680 5 лет назад +8

    That Blue Peter Joke😅

  • @sweetboo1022
    @sweetboo1022 5 лет назад +148

    As an American in a red State I highly approve... take the shot.

    • @CliftonPhotographer
      @CliftonPhotographer 5 лет назад +8

      They did......
      Where do you think he got the brain damage?

    • @CliftonPhotographer
      @CliftonPhotographer 5 лет назад +22

      @Jason Mistretta No reason to buckle up.... People that would vote for him aren't smart enough for seatbelts. 🤓

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves 5 лет назад +3

      @Jason Mistretta No he isn't. He's going to be re-election fixed in 2020.

    • @OverlordMalarkey
      @OverlordMalarkey 3 года назад +6

      Aaaaaaaand Trump lost

    • @casbot71
      @casbot71 3 года назад +2

      @Jason Mistretta Comments that aged well…
      Should I revisit when he's been jailed?

  • @TK_Studios
    @TK_Studios 5 лет назад +19

    Esther Ransom 😂

    • @ereristark425
      @ereristark425 5 лет назад +3

      Oh I didn't get that one...what was the reference?

    • @TK_Studios
      @TK_Studios 5 лет назад +10

      @Ereri Stark, it’s a reference to Esther Rantzen the founder of child-line 👍

    • @becauseimafan
      @becauseimafan 3 года назад +1

      @@TK_Studios Thank you, I was trying to look it up and couldn't figure out the connection between her name and the rest. Much appreciated!
      _edited for clarity_

  • @muggletonmedia7507
    @muggletonmedia7507 5 лет назад +50

    Ellie is so funny

  • @anxiousperson3325
    @anxiousperson3325 5 лет назад +249

    stop with the emojis in the title, but other than that, great video

  • @shantanupanda1650
    @shantanupanda1650 5 лет назад +49

    It's baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo 😂😂😂

    • @Pining_for_the_fjords
      @Pining_for_the_fjords 5 лет назад +3

      I didn't get that one.

    • @chestnutbloke305
      @chestnutbloke305 5 лет назад +4

      Conway79 There was a song that sweeper the nation last year called Baby Shark by PINKFONG. What Ellie said is the first lyric.

    • @rossyoung8892
      @rossyoung8892 5 лет назад +6

      "Baby Shark" is a song from a children's RUclips channel called PinkFong. It went viral and now has nearly 2.9 billion views. Each verse ends with the phrase "doo doodoo doo doodoo"

    • @Carbide1991
      @Carbide1991 5 лет назад +1

      no

    • @Blazervitch
      @Blazervitch 5 лет назад +3

      That was a poor attempt at a joke and made multiple generations of my family cringe

  • @tonycampbell1010
    @tonycampbell1010 Год назад +1

    Byrne was on fire! (See what I did there?) 😂😂😂

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +5

    I’m going to count to three, and there will be a four, and then there will be a five.

  • @SirenPandaSabo
    @SirenPandaSabo 5 лет назад +29

    I just spotted but the surnames don't match the correct name in the description.

  • @kedabro1957
    @kedabro1957 5 лет назад +9

    1:45 ... "I will find you ..."

  • @Mattdem
    @Mattdem 5 лет назад +4

    Ed is always on point

  • @evepayler1461
    @evepayler1461 3 года назад +1

    2:06 TAKE THE SHOT

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 5 лет назад +8

    Respond to description.
    That is Ellie Taylor not Olga Koch.

  • @dcxdawn7541
    @dcxdawn7541 5 лет назад +18

    Poor Romesh wasn’t even there.

    • @stugod5000
      @stugod5000 2 года назад +2

      it's like he didn't even see it coming

  • @MorgaineRiddlePrince
    @MorgaineRiddlePrince 5 лет назад +13

    Can't get away from baby shark! Saw a meme on pinterest also. Free me from memories of that infernal song

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves 5 лет назад +1

      That's the one joke I didn't get as I have no idea what it referred to....and I'm very happy with not knowing.

  • @eclectica1
    @eclectica1 4 года назад +7

    Ellie Taylor's second joke is known as reality in America.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 5 лет назад

    Jolly good!🤣

  • @sulimaniii
    @sulimaniii 4 года назад +2

    1:50 that's taken Cersei lannisters version .......that voice dammmmmn

  • @saltbjorn
    @saltbjorn 5 лет назад +28

    When the bbc uses an emoji in the title

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 лет назад +1

      Emojis are DEAD

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 лет назад +1

      I hate it so much and I'm actually going to stop watching it if they dont quit this horse shit

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 5 лет назад

      cringe

  • @islawilliams9766
    @islawilliams9766 5 лет назад +25

    My response to Ed's "having the shot" joke: "Well my job is to protect EVERYONE FROM President Trump. [readies gun] Going in now..."

    • @tiarnan76
      @tiarnan76 4 года назад +1

      How many bombs were dropped by the Obama administration again? Care to answer that you little lefty nut job....

  • @seanspawn7805
    @seanspawn7805 5 лет назад +83

    I like Liam Neeson. Last year he said a few words about what was in his head during a bit of a breakdown when he was a young man. He approached nobody, hurt nobody and got over his demons. Real bigots, misogynists and bullies have life long histories of such and they do leave a trail of hurt in their wake. Still, sorry Liam but the joke was funny..

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves 5 лет назад +12

      Yes, it was what has become standard practice, for large sections of the media (social and mainstream) to blow something out of proportion, so they can get the attention themselves by being outraged. They completely fail to apply the full context of what's been said.
      That doesn't mean it shouldn't be joked about though and it was a funny joke.

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick 3 года назад +7

      Yeah the joke was awesome.

  • @thorbutimok5538
    @thorbutimok5538 3 года назад +1

    Should have taken the shot!

  • @abelisraelcruzayuso4682
    @abelisraelcruzayuso4682 4 года назад +1

    The last joke was also told by Romesh, some years back...

  • @XiagraBalls
    @XiagraBalls 3 года назад +1

    The lazy eye joke was done on another MTW episode by Romesh.

  • @fortheloveofdog5622
    @fortheloveofdog5622 4 года назад +5

    The Trump joke....the best!

  • @aemelnick
    @aemelnick 4 года назад +1

    The names in the description are wrong. Nish isn't listed.

  • @TimesFM4532
    @TimesFM4532 Год назад +1

    He’s putting to the party conference

  • @SirenPandaSabo
    @SirenPandaSabo 5 лет назад +1

    0:42

  • @Trackrace29582
    @Trackrace29582 5 лет назад +4

    Cause this is thrillee

  • @Dragnel0GenerationX
    @Dragnel0GenerationX 5 лет назад +7

    Best trump joke all day

  • @iball310369
    @iball310369 4 года назад +1

    I have a lazy eye and...... Yes I was talking to you

  • @rachell4417
    @rachell4417 2 года назад +3

    Great Trump joke!

  • @archive6094
    @archive6094 5 лет назад +5

    Can someone explain the ester ransom joke?

    • @varana
      @varana 5 лет назад +7

      It's a pun on Esther Rantzen, I believe: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esther_Rantzen

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад

    I’m going to count to three, but there won’t be a four. Also there will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class.

  • @adampage73
    @adampage73 4 года назад +1

    Are the two on the far left related?

  • @larapalma3744
    @larapalma3744 3 года назад

    Nish!!!!!

  • @JeeSingh21
    @JeeSingh21 3 года назад +4

    The romesh joke was ill timed considering he wasn't there.

  • @RinJackson
    @RinJackson 5 лет назад +6

    Don't get the "ransom" joke (maybe it's a British thing?)

    • @Enoo-Wynn
      @Enoo-Wynn 5 лет назад +10

      Esther Rantzen was a famous TV host of a variety show.
      "Sausages!" Anyone?

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves 5 лет назад

      @@Enoo-Wynn Sauages? That's Life. ;-)

    • @Enoo-Wynn
      @Enoo-Wynn 5 лет назад +1

      @@lwaves It was a dog that could say "Sausages."

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves 5 лет назад

      @@Enoo-Wynn Yes I know, I remember it as it was very famous at the time. The show it was part of was called That's Life (just in case you didn't know), hence my comment. :-)

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography 4 года назад +13

    "There's a black man in the white house!"
    "we know, that's the president"
    "then why is he holding a TV?"

  • @alexandradelliou
    @alexandradelliou 3 года назад

    2020: 3866

  • @islasmila7383
    @islasmila7383 5 лет назад

    is hugh alright?

    • @rescyn1190
      @rescyn1190 5 лет назад +6

      I think he's looking quite well for somebody that has to endure Angela Barnes at close range...

  • @arjun1370
    @arjun1370 5 лет назад

    😂😂👏👏👌

  • @sugarnads
    @sugarnads 4 года назад +5

    Love ed byrnes underplayed offbeat humour.
    And i love ellie taylors legs.
    Yeah i said it!

  • @andrewjames4346
    @andrewjames4346 5 лет назад +1

    Who the woman with the long legs...i don't recall seeing her before

  • @velvet_turtle7918
    @velvet_turtle7918 5 лет назад

    what the fucks a conga?? is that how you spell it even?? can someone help me :O

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 года назад

      It's dance:
      upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/US_Navy_081203-N-7446H-004_Sailors_from_various_Yokosuka_commands_form_a_conga_line_with_students_and_members_of_the_Yokosuka_Social_Welfare_Center.jpg/1024px-US_Navy_081203-N-7446H-004_Sailors_from_various_Yokosuka_commands_form_a_conga_line_with_students_and_members_of_the_Yokosuka_Social_Welfare_Center.jpg

  • @DTipps
    @DTipps 5 лет назад +5

    What's baby shark dodododo and why is that funny?

  • @mckayterry658
    @mckayterry658 4 года назад +2

    Let him take the damn shot. Please.

  • @ayazgultemirova246
    @ayazgultemirova246 5 лет назад

    BBC NEWS

  • @Mcfc2Rich
    @Mcfc2Rich 5 лет назад +18

    Quite Frankiely this show has never been the same since he left

    • @jamiewing4468
      @jamiewing4468 5 лет назад +17

      Move on

    • @ryancarberry2040
      @ryancarberry2040 5 лет назад +4

      @@jamiewing4468 Agreed.

    • @SirenPandaSabo
      @SirenPandaSabo 5 лет назад +1

      Frankly* use your English please.

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 5 лет назад +3

      @@SirenPandaSabo ... "Frankiely" was a deliberate pun on Frankie Boyle, the comedian we wish was still on the show.

    • @SirenPandaSabo
      @SirenPandaSabo 5 лет назад +1

      @@kedabro1957 I know that. We're just telling him to move on.

  • @christianebusani
    @christianebusani 5 лет назад +2

    STOP MAKING IT LOOK LIKE THERE ARE 3 DOING THE SAME JOKE

  • @pauldockree9915
    @pauldockree9915 4 месяца назад

    He is putting it to the party conference in October?
    Not funny. 18 Octobers so far.

  • @TheHadesShade
    @TheHadesShade 5 лет назад +5

    Stop with those cringy emojis!

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 лет назад

      Honestly getting ready to unsub and stop watching competely

  • @ailarov
    @ailarov 5 лет назад +3

    This has the same format as "Who's line is it anyway"

    • @YashBudhiraja
      @YashBudhiraja 5 лет назад +10

      NO reALLY?????

    • @SirenPandaSabo
      @SirenPandaSabo 5 лет назад +1

      I've known that for 69 damn years...

    • @MrSquark
      @MrSquark 5 лет назад +1

      Both shows were produced by Dan Patterson

  • @SeymoreTheDisappointed
    @SeymoreTheDisappointed 5 лет назад +2

    I never knew british comedians could disappoint me

    • @SpeckleKen
      @SpeckleKen 5 лет назад +8

      They all said you were a pretty shite audience.

    • @joshuaainslea6154
      @joshuaainslea6154 5 лет назад

      Yeah they were pretty bad

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 5 лет назад +1

    '' 6 panelists try and come up with something funny and use the same old subjects over and again. ''This is Scenes We'd Like To See''

  • @wulliewebster4596
    @wulliewebster4596 3 года назад +1

    Unlikely lines to ever hear" nish kumar is funny"

  • @Calllum
    @Calllum 5 лет назад +26

    Can we all agree that Angela Barnes isn’t funny

    • @ryancarberry2040
      @ryancarberry2040 5 лет назад +4

      Who's that? The red head? If so, then I highly agree.

    • @AidanTheSchoolsClass259
      @AidanTheSchoolsClass259 5 лет назад +4

      She's Better Than Sara Pascoe

    • @cian634
      @cian634 5 лет назад +3

      Aidan The Schools Class 2597106 Sara pascal is funny but red head is not

    • @SirenPandaSabo
      @SirenPandaSabo 5 лет назад +5

      Well we all agree you're not funny, Callum

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 5 лет назад +4

      @@SirenPandaSabo or intelligent

  • @ConstantChaos1
    @ConstantChaos1 5 лет назад

    Stop the emojis

  • @willsamuels1614
    @willsamuels1614 5 лет назад +3

    I’m kinda sick of these Teresa May jokes ngl

  • @xEricTheGothx
    @xEricTheGothx 5 лет назад +21

    Can someone please make sure that Nish Kumar is never invited on the show ever again? He's about as funny as a screendoor on a battle ship

    • @count7340
      @count7340 5 лет назад +7

      He's the token.

    • @NotAnotherKuromi
      @NotAnotherKuromi 5 лет назад +4

      Out of all the people of colour who do comedy they chose one who isn't funny. Completely agree he need to be replaced stat.

    • @parkerproductions4546
      @parkerproductions4546 5 лет назад +4

      It's screendoor on a submarine, fool

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 лет назад

      That's hilarious

    • @xEricTheGothx
      @xEricTheGothx 5 лет назад

      @Sabrina Kall Name me one funny joke of his

  • @Ickiesgal
    @Ickiesgal 3 года назад +1

    I don’t find the president joke very funny

  • @karlosthejackel69
    @karlosthejackel69 4 года назад

    I heard a rumour Nish was a comedian. Can anyone confirm

    • @Tiger516funny
      @Tiger516funny 4 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @hq4287
      @hq4287 4 года назад +3

      He runs the best news comedy show in the John Stewart model currently running in the UK or US. The Mash Report, watch it cause it's amazing.

  • @gordonbotterill9613
    @gordonbotterill9613 5 лет назад +12

    Nish Kumar really shouldn't be allowed on

    • @gordonbotterill9613
      @gordonbotterill9613 5 лет назад +1

      Sabrina Kall only because everyone else is funny by comparison

    • @simongaines7723
      @simongaines7723 5 лет назад

      Nish Kumar is almost as hilarious as infant cancer

    • @rajithfernando6200
      @rajithfernando6200 5 лет назад

      @Sabrina Kall why should anyone stop watching because they state an opinion?

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 лет назад

      @@simongaines7723 yeah HILARIOUS

    • @lvseka
      @lvseka 5 лет назад

      This isn't his sort of gig to be honest

  • @alexanderg1935
    @alexanderg1935 5 лет назад +2

    STOP PUTTING EMOJIS IN THE TITLE
    It's pathetic, grow up.

  • @norndev
    @norndev 5 лет назад +1

    Pish without frankie boyle

    • @zerb9461
      @zerb9461 5 лет назад +4

      Move on lad

    • @rowredround7206
      @rowredround7206 5 лет назад +3

      It’s been a decade ffs

    • @norndev
      @norndev 5 лет назад +1

      @@rowredround7206 I haven't watched it in years, just watched it recently it seems overly PC and utterly bland without him.

    • @zerb9461
      @zerb9461 5 лет назад

      @@norndev what do you even mean by overly PC? It's always been political

    • @norndev
      @norndev 5 лет назад

      @@zerb9461 PC means politically correct, doesn't mean you stop being political. This show used to have edge, now it's just the generic trump bashing and predictable nonsense you'd expect from English television.
      Not that I give a damn about Trump but I bet if Frankie Boyle done it there'd be gasps in the studio opposed to the stereotypical "orange man bad" response.

  • @elaheeley4014
    @elaheeley4014 5 лет назад +2

    This is piss poor

  • @stewartsmith7699
    @stewartsmith7699 4 года назад +1

    Unlikely things to see on Mock The Week: A comedian who isn't a left wing Remoaner!

  • @rajithfernando6200
    @rajithfernando6200 5 лет назад +2

    The only funny thing about Nish Kumar is his laugh 🤔

  • @stewartsmith7699
    @stewartsmith7699 5 лет назад +2

    Why does Nish Kumar have to turn every round into a brexit bashing bore? We get the message Nish, you want to stay in the EU so do us all a favour and move to France!

    • @dariushcreates
      @dariushcreates 5 лет назад +2

      Didn't Hugh poke fun at Brexit in this too?

  • @oldtopgearsaab1
    @oldtopgearsaab1 5 лет назад

    About as funny as running over your pet cat.

  • @seerpou
    @seerpou 5 лет назад +2

    nish isnt funny