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    The performers suggest unlikely things to hear at an award show in Scenes We'd Like to See.
    Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events.
    Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis discuss the events of the week in the company of guests Tom Allen, Angela Barnes, Ed Gamble, Olga Koch and Glenn Moore.
    Mock The Week | Series 18 Episode 3 | BBC
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  • @crazysharkgaming8947
    @crazysharkgaming8947 5 лет назад +253

    3:20 I just love how there's that one guy who can see the joke coming

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад +156

    And the award for the Best Envelope Seal goes to... well I can’t open this envelope because this seal is amazing

  • @edwardkinsey5680
    @edwardkinsey5680 5 лет назад +212

    That origami joke killed me!

  • @Jay-ei4cr
    @Jay-ei4cr 5 лет назад +111

    That Ed Byrn joke is top tier 👌

  • @jonicthedgehog
    @jonicthedgehog 9 месяцев назад +4

    "Welcome to the kitchen mishaps awards. Lets see which contestants have egg on their face!"

  • @Vincornelis
    @Vincornelis 5 лет назад +736

    Milton Jones mode: Award? No this A ward. You’re at the hospital.

    • @nicholasrowley947
      @nicholasrowley947 5 лет назад +5

      That's amazing!

    • @luuketaylor
      @luuketaylor 5 лет назад +23

      It's so spot on I could read it in his voice

    • @duncantalksalotmore5032
      @duncantalksalotmore5032 5 лет назад +11

      Award? No Dara, you have a wart for sitting too long.

    • @sasukesarutobi3862
      @sasukesarutobi3862 4 года назад +2

      Hospital!? What is it?!

    • @bluebear1985
      @bluebear1985 Год назад

      ​@@sasukesarutobi3862It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.😁
      There's an old reference.

  • @wakaran2414
    @wakaran2414 4 года назад +250

    This show should be renamed "Mock The O'briain"

    • @KevinNerfs
      @KevinNerfs 4 года назад +9

      Wakaran There’s a Whose Line Is It Anyway compilation of the contestants mocking Drew. Someone should put together a mocking Dara compilation.

    • @bigchumbo6489
      @bigchumbo6489 4 года назад +6

      @@KevinNerfs someone did, it's just not very up to date

  • @keepperspective
    @keepperspective 3 года назад +9

    I love Ed’s running bits.

  • @satyasyasatyasya5746
    @satyasyasatyasya5746 5 лет назад +144

    And the winner for this years biggest secret is... well, i couldn't possibly tell you that...

    • @followdg
      @followdg 3 года назад +3

      Victoria

    • @danimayb
      @danimayb 2 года назад +1

      I don't get it? The winner would be the keeper not the secret...

  • @writerinprogress
    @writerinprogress 2 года назад +7

    Ed Byrne took commitment to the max with his joke!

  • @Paragon13
    @Paragon13 3 года назад +18

    Ed Byrne is a national treasure.

  • @ray5952
    @ray5952 4 года назад +20

    I died at the saudi thief joke 🤣

    • @AhmadSmile1994
      @AhmadSmile1994 4 года назад

      I didn't get it

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 3 года назад +1

      So did the thief

    • @Maurice_Moss
      @Maurice_Moss Год назад +1

      @@AhmadSmile1994 in Saudi Arabia you can have your hand cut off for theft.

  • @rasmusn.e.m1064
    @rasmusn.e.m1064 5 лет назад +60

    Unlikely things to hear at an award show: *insert cannonical representation of the sound of Dara's button*

  • @crondawg101
    @crondawg101 3 года назад +28

    And the award for best sound effect in a TV show goes to...

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 5 лет назад +65

    1:21, new life breathed into an Olde Rob Beckett joke from a Mock Series Past.........even gave it extended life.....

  • @HAWKOBRIAN
    @HAWKOBRIAN 5 лет назад +51

    And the award for funniest joke in this sketch goes to...... It's a three way tie! Angela for "Origami", Hugh for "the Wurst", and Ed for The (wait for it) Pause"! Well done all of you!

    • @EightThreeEight
      @EightThreeEight 2 года назад +2

      I'd throw Ellie's "statue up my partner" joke in there as well.

  • @carlwells9504
    @carlwells9504 2 года назад +3

    Ben Folds Five should have got that Origami award

  • @thatcrazeeguy1182
    @thatcrazeeguy1182 5 лет назад +81

    1:11 I swear he has jokes written on his left hand which he reads at 2:09 and 2:30 lol

    • @eddienerphy5788
      @eddienerphy5788 5 лет назад +19

      The guests get the subjects before filming so they will prepare jokes

    • @thatcrazeeguy1182
      @thatcrazeeguy1182 5 лет назад +5

      @@eddienerphy5788 Huh... I didnt know that, thanks.

    • @dearberlin
      @dearberlin 3 года назад

      Whatever works for him :P

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess 4 месяца назад +1

    0:50 Tonys! Hugh accent on point

  • @davidedwards3361
    @davidedwards3361 5 лет назад +22

    I don't know exactly why these pauses became so popular among TV presenters, but Ed is certainly on to something.
    I watched a quiz show and the pause "And the answer is"...and the answer was a full 10 seconds. Do that for 20 questions through the show, and you same a lot of TV time and money.
    The other trick is, getting to "And the answer is"...short pause..."Right after this break". insert 3 minutes of ads, come back to a review of what happened, and after about 5 minutes, we get the answer, that is, if you havent told the TV to bugger off and changed channel.

  • @charliemalkin1451
    @charliemalkin1451 5 лет назад +29

    1:13 "Welcome to the national car key awards...." i misinterpreted and expected him to say "let's take a look at tge nominees for best shade of green 2019" 😂😂

  • @A-G-A-G
    @A-G-A-G 4 года назад +13

    Expecting someone to say “ not nominated tonight is meryl Streep”

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 5 лет назад +21

    Well now on BBC One, after that slight delay, we have live coverage from this year's... Southern Rail Awards.

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 4 года назад +6

    And the award for shortest pause goes to me.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад +6

    We’ve researched for those musicians who we lost in the last year from the rock and metal genres, so we did include them in tonight’s memorium to apologize to those fans of rock and metal.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +11

    Ed, we’ve been sitting here all night, just tell us who won!

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 5 лет назад +17

    0:28 Well, it had to happen one day.

  • @jamesmartin9401
    @jamesmartin9401 3 года назад +8

    I love how people are now making their own jokes on here. I'm not being sarcastic, I think it's great. Some of you all are funny.

    • @bakarenibsheut12
      @bakarenibsheut12 3 года назад +2

      I assume most of them are bots. These videos are brilliant training data for AI models, after all.
      Just kidding, I agree. It's great :)

  • @the_afro_viking9665
    @the_afro_viking9665 4 года назад +4

    at 1:14 you can see something written on Rhys James hand

  • @sharangdhanbhave9433
    @sharangdhanbhave9433 4 года назад +2

    The Uber joke killed me

  • @Tiger516funny
    @Tiger516funny 4 года назад +10

    ..................... IT'S ME!!!

  • @nakkadu
    @nakkadu 3 года назад +1

    2:23....and the Duke of Edinburgh award for driving goes to the Duke of Edinburgh

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +3

    And the award for Best Magical Movie goes to... Every Single Disney Movie

  • @andrewfenn3019
    @andrewfenn3019 3 года назад +4

    "And the award for best game show goes to....."
    (Whispering to myself)
    "Please not Blockbusters."
    (Opening envelope)
    "SHIT!"

  • @gsentertainment8604
    @gsentertainment8604 5 лет назад +168

    The title should be:
    Unlikely things to hear at an award show unless Ricky Gervais is hosting.

  • @MrKaywyn
    @MrKaywyn Год назад +1

    I really like the award for the most drawn out pause.

  • @alicehannibal2580
    @alicehannibal2580 3 года назад +2

    And the award for Best Film goes to...clingfilm!

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +3

    And now for the special Grammy’s memorial, a tribute to all of the rock stars that we gladly lost this year and will soon be lost.

  • @ByronHawk
    @ByronHawk 5 лет назад +55

    Here's one: And the Jim'll Fix It badge goes to the kid who milked the cow blindfolded!

    • @joansmith69
      @joansmith69 5 лет назад +9

      He must've been in udder disbelief!

  • @aemelnick
    @aemelnick 3 месяца назад

    Nish's rap is awesome.

  • @jenh8056
    @jenh8056 2 года назад +1

    The national key awards 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @flyawaytodie
    @flyawaytodie 2 года назад +2

    And to this day, Nish Kumar still cannot remember his rap.

  • @volatilelion657
    @volatilelion657 5 лет назад +3

    3:32 and the award goes to a Berazategui clinic

  • @thelambsauce7307
    @thelambsauce7307 5 лет назад +2

    Nice

  • @pauls478
    @pauls478 3 года назад +4

    0:39 Ed reminds me of Vector, the villain from the first Despicable Me movie... :)

  • @andrewfenn3019
    @andrewfenn3019 3 года назад +4

    And the award for procrastinator of the year goes to:
    *drops envelope and walks off stage*

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 8 месяцев назад +2

      I'll tell you tomorrow...

  • @pauldockree9915
    @pauldockree9915 6 месяцев назад

    My favourite Ed Byrne riposte.
    Things unlikely to hear at interviews
    You ask a lot of questions😡😊

  • @makwelewishbert555
    @makwelewishbert555 2 года назад +1

    "yeah I said it"

  • @apb7721
    @apb7721 4 года назад +1

    Ellie 💕

  • @aemelnick
    @aemelnick 2 месяца назад

    L-R: Rhys James, Ellie Taylor, Ed Byrne, Angela Barnes, Hugh Dennis, Nish Kumar. Names in description are wrong.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +7

    And the award for Best Metal album goes to... kanye west

  • @wonderfulprogress2952
    @wonderfulprogress2952 5 лет назад +15

    And the award for best first joke for every scenes we’d like to see goes to... Milton Jones!

  • @kyivstuff
    @kyivstuff 5 лет назад +4

    Give him a hand :@

  • @edsharp2676
    @edsharp2676 5 лет назад +5

    I've heard some of these before

  • @SaulidSnake
    @SaulidSnake Год назад +2

    The best driver award goes to George Michael…

  • @kiacheckan4153
    @kiacheckan4153 Год назад

    Winner of rapping is ken Bruce popmaster radio 2 sipping my tea ☕ it's delicious popmaster radio 2 I love the show it's good

  • @JaceDraccus
    @JaceDraccus 4 года назад

    And the award for Buzzer of the Year goes to....

  • @aniketpawar6145
    @aniketpawar6145 4 года назад +1

    Someone should've stopped someone and said, Imma let you finish but beyo.....

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

    1:21
    2:12
    2:54

  • @Peyethon
    @Peyethon 5 лет назад +1

    10/10

  • @peterburke1709
    @peterburke1709 4 года назад +13

    I love Ellie's dress she's got really gorgeous legs

    • @WhiteErFox
      @WhiteErFox 4 года назад +1

      Think so to, to bad the shoes don't fit.

  • @lewiskelly14
    @lewiskelly14 3 года назад

    Guests in description is wrong

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +3

    And now for your Grammys entertainment, Metallica and lady gaga where we now turn off lady gaga’s microphone instead of James Hetfield’s.

  • @LakeFX
    @LakeFX 5 лет назад +5

    3:04 didn't Andy Parsons tell a similar joke years back? Something along the lines of, "...this is going straight up my arse!"...?

    • @cantproducemyownnick
      @cantproducemyownnick 4 года назад +1

      The jokes may be similar, but it's a world of difference.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

      She said “right up my husband”, as in a different person.
      “A bet’s a bet, darling!”

  • @BenPanced
    @BenPanced 3 года назад +1

    And the award for Best Portrayal of a Gay Man by a Straight Man goes to...

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography 3 года назад +1

    Some of these got dark. We need more of that dark humor

  • @hugonefelibata3492
    @hugonefelibata3492 5 лет назад +6

    WE WANT A (IN THE FLESH) NEW SEASON

  • @kurtsudheim825
    @kurtsudheim825 4 года назад +2

    I don't think I understand the joke at 3:09, could somebody pls tell me so i know my idea is wrong

    • @Moleoflands
      @Moleoflands 4 года назад +3

      The Husband probably said something of effect of "If you win that award, you can shove it up my arse"

    • @mickdick1138
      @mickdick1138 3 месяца назад

      She’s gonna peg him with the trophy 🤣

  • @Marz2727
    @Marz2727 5 лет назад

    That Duke of Edinburgh joke was so layered. Incredible joke.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 3 года назад

    And the winner of the Best Guitarist goes to... lil wayne

  • @janilaine2692
    @janilaine2692 3 года назад

    Made me think. How many oscars have been used That way...

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 5 лет назад +5

    A more family friendly version Rhys' last joke:
    Ladies and gentlemen, please give a hand to the winner of Broken Skeleton of the Year.

  • @alexnorman4919
    @alexnorman4919 3 года назад

    "And the Mobo award for best Reggae act goes to Tommy Robinson ft. Nigel Farage...."

  • @RonnieRocker12345679
    @RonnieRocker12345679 5 лет назад +12

    And the winner of the people who will never return to Mock the Week award is Frankie Boyle!

  • @charleschuckfinley3304
    @charleschuckfinley3304 3 года назад +2

    I’m only here for Ellie Taylor’s legs….again 🥰🥰🥰

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 3 года назад +2

    And the winner of the Most Unfunny Person is...
    Hang on a minute it appears everyone has voted for me.

  • @alexandradelliou
    @alexandradelliou 4 года назад

    2020: 3449

  • @21anusha
    @21anusha 5 лет назад +1

    👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 9 месяцев назад

    That blockbusters joke....that was too far.

  • @jon6159
    @jon6159 5 лет назад +4

    I can't be the only one who saw that writing on his hand

    • @chestnutbloke305
      @chestnutbloke305 5 лет назад +2

      Who's hand?

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 года назад

      It's no secret that they're told the topics in advance so they can prepare jokes. Some panellists write jokes on their hand, others go back to their seats between topics to consult a notebook.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +1

    Well I’m sure glad that School of Rock lost to hamilton for Best Musical at the 2016 Tony Awards.

  • @GaelicMongrel2023
    @GaelicMongrel2023 4 года назад +13

    Hugh Dennis was hospitalized for severe back pain due to carrying this show.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

      I think you forgot about Ed Byrne.

    • @GaelicMongrel2023
      @GaelicMongrel2023 3 года назад

      @@kylestubbs8867 He's not on every episode though.

  • @SANDUSK471
    @SANDUSK471 5 лет назад +10

    Lol that pause and rap were awkward as hell. So awkward even people pitied on them and laugh

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +1

    What do you mean we at the Grammys don’t respect rock and metal. Of course we respect them, we just want people to respect pop and rap more.

    • @eclectica1
      @eclectica1 4 года назад +2

      You have way too much time. You're not even funny.

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 5 лет назад +4

    and now NO ONE is First. you can't claim it, it doesn't exist. Foist your First somewhere else

  • @wollabille
    @wollabille 4 года назад +3

    Who is the brunette? Asking for... a... friend..

    • @edwinlamont4187
      @edwinlamont4187 4 года назад +1

      Well, you can tell your "friend" it's.........
      Ellie Taylor.

    • @butteredreality4502
      @butteredreality4502 3 года назад

      @@edwinlamont4187 Really going for next year's Dramatic Pause award there, aren't you?

    • @edwinlamont4187
      @edwinlamont4187 3 года назад +1

      @@butteredreality4502 ....
      ..Yeah.

  • @icecreamlah4815
    @icecreamlah4815 5 лет назад +3

    I guess I'm the first person to mention frankie

  • @tbass94
    @tbass94 5 лет назад +14

    Is Nish Kumar a comedian?

  • @jackgregory9551
    @jackgregory9551 5 лет назад +4

    “And the award for parents of the year go to... Kate and Gerry McCann”

    • @butteredreality4502
      @butteredreality4502 3 года назад

      "And the award goes to ... Kate and Gerry McCann!"
      ...
      "Kate and Gerry could not be with us tonight, as they're currently having dinner at the restaurant next door."

  • @joewhite22
    @joewhite22 5 лет назад +3

    And the award for most past its best comedy show goes to........
    Have I Got News for You

  • @whatonearth9809
    @whatonearth9809 5 лет назад +3

    And the award for dumpiest redheaded dwarf goes to.....

    • @Pining_for_the_fjords
      @Pining_for_the_fjords 5 лет назад +21

      Your mum

    • @billythepigeon7345
      @billythepigeon7345 4 года назад +3

      When the sarcastic reply gets more likes than the original, unnecessarily insulting comment, and such a beautifully simple reply it is too. Good work.

  • @leehowson440
    @leehowson440 3 года назад

    Could Ellie be any better looking

  • @thomasbell9613
    @thomasbell9613 5 лет назад +1

    That woman with the red shoes what nice feet

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 5 лет назад +1

    and this comment

  • @smartidea2987
    @smartidea2987 5 лет назад +1

    Don’t they like to vomit on themselves for the shit they are doing?!!

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 5 лет назад +1

    and then this comment

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 4 года назад +2

    ''Can Sam Smith please hand back his 4 Grammy's as he now identifies as non binary?''

  • @philipditchfield439
    @philipditchfield439 3 месяца назад

    Ellie Taylor? she supposed to be funny? hmm, same for Angela Barnes (but then her mentor is Sarah Millican so no wonder she can't tell a joke)

  • @Monkey80llx
    @Monkey80llx 3 года назад

    Anyone else wonder why Ed punches the air so often when he’s so rarely funny?

  • @markcynic808
    @markcynic808 4 года назад +2

    Modern day comedians, seen here proving they're some of the unfunniest people ever to have born.