Unlikely Things To Hear In Hospital - Mock The Week

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @nigelterry9299
    @nigelterry9299 4 года назад +137

    Dr Pepper? Now there's a fizzician!!!!!

  • @hop-skip-ouch8798
    @hop-skip-ouch8798 4 года назад +93

    If I remember correctly, the *defibrillator* joke was made by Andy Parsons long back.

    • @Tech101yt
      @Tech101yt 4 года назад +9

      Yes, it was.

    • @edwardhanson1572
      @edwardhanson1572 3 года назад

      Well it's good to see that Mock the Week is into recycling.

    • @george5hampson
      @george5hampson 2 года назад

      in fairness they do the same/similar topics a lot so Ed might not have even known

  • @GhostBear3067
    @GhostBear3067 4 года назад +16

    Thing is I have encountered a doctor at hospital whose last name was Pepper. Yes, poor sod's life was a nightmare.

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 4 года назад +59

    “Take as long as you like, explaining your condition to the doctor.”

  • @rosiefay7283
    @rosiefay7283 4 года назад +50

    "We have a bed ready for you right now."

  • @DevinGates
    @DevinGates 4 года назад +47

    I'm getting a ticket to see Dara in Halifax, NS as a Christmas present to myself :)

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 4 года назад +3

      Why do want sleep as a Christmas present?

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 4 года назад

      @@hop-skip-ouch8798 there's so many good answers to that. Having kids, working retail...hell, I also want sleep as a Christmas present.

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 4 года назад

      @@FFKonoko Explaining the joke kinda ruins it

    • @tiarnan76
      @tiarnan76 4 года назад

      get ready for loadsa ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh evolution is true so it is, so it is - horseshit

    • @DevinGates
      @DevinGates 4 года назад

      Well, since evolution is fact, that should be a fun night

  • @sharonhill2602
    @sharonhill2602 4 года назад +8

    2:30 best joke ever

  • @amathist1998
    @amathist1998 4 года назад +2

    Yakko and Wakko Warner from The Animaniacs: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +24

    Alright, surgery was successful, and his nose didn’t turn red and I didn’t hear a buzzing noise

  • @MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP
    @MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP 4 года назад +23

    0:54 Andy Parsons delivered it better

  • @EccentricGentelman
    @EccentricGentelman Год назад

    Amen to that bit about NHS111. I once called them, went to the clinic they told me to but when I got there they just said "we don't handle that complaint, you need to call NHS111." And I kept telling them I DID call them and they said to come to YOU!

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +4

    I work from Monday-Friday except for when I’m on call. When I’m on call I’m on the phone.

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 4 года назад +16

    I'm laughing because medical care in the US is just as scary!

  • @SmartMan1st1
    @SmartMan1st1 4 года назад +22

    Omg first on my favorite channel...can't waste this moment...DARA IS A DR.EVIL ON THE MEGABUS

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 4 года назад +43

    Look at all those new nurses and doctors that nice Mr Johnson promised he'd deliver

    • @Greninjia
      @Greninjia 4 года назад +1

      It's likely
      The spending pledge is going to be put into law
      So ok leftie

    • @petergreen2552
      @petergreen2552 4 года назад +7

      @@Greninjia I watched Hancock on the news this morning. I was losing the will to live listening to him trying to get round how existing nurses aren't new ones

    • @trenchardjj
      @trenchardjj Год назад +1

      How did that work out?

    • @oxgoth
      @oxgoth Год назад +1

      ​@@trenchardjj lol. Yep, the above comment aged like milk.

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography 4 года назад +28

    We have no idea what's going on here but your brain cells are dying rapidly.
    -I was actually told this prior to my brain surgery

    • @danmarsh7985
      @danmarsh7985 4 года назад +2

      Im sorry to hear that

    • @BuzzinVideography
      @BuzzinVideography 4 года назад +1

      S R it happened every day between the age of 10 and 13. Brain surgery halted progression of the crainial suicide.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +3

    Does anyone know where my watch went?

  • @injunsun
    @injunsun 4 года назад +4

    Defibrillator joke was knicked from Andy Parsons, years ago.

  • @BolttheSuperPony
    @BolttheSuperPony 4 года назад

    Funny how this is in my recommendations considering we're in the middle of a pandemic

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +2

    I’m off duty now

  • @dizzylizzysunflower
    @dizzylizzysunflower Год назад

    Josh Widdicombe would put me to sleep!

  • @SidneyBroadshead
    @SidneyBroadshead 4 года назад +1

    *Mock the Week* (Season 15 Episode 01)
    ruclips.net/video/8eODIFAgmws/видео.html
    Presenter: Dara O'Briain
    Team 1: Ed Gamble, Tiff Stevenson, Nish Kumar.
    Team 2: Josh Widdicomb, Hugh Dennis, Gary Delaney

  • @forvergone4784
    @forvergone4784 4 года назад +1

    Uh... Repost

  • @EarnestWilliamsGeofferic
    @EarnestWilliamsGeofferic 3 года назад +2

    How bout stealing the defibrillator joke from Andy Parsons (@1 min) ... from the same damned show, too.

  • @mikebuckland
    @mikebuckland 4 года назад +5

    HOw on earth does anyone think Nish Kumar is funny

    • @frankydave
      @frankydave 4 года назад +2

      Just tastes. I thought the Dr Pepper joke was brilliant.

    • @-I_am_Him-
      @-I_am_Him- 4 года назад

      Yh ethnics r cringe all they do to make people laugh is by insulting their own race

    • @SaintPhoenixx
      @SaintPhoenixx Год назад

      He has managed to make a career out of saying "Brexit happened" so you have to respect him for that.

  • @livensflame
    @livensflame 4 года назад +1

    This is just one of many reasons why the BBC needs to be abolished.