I let my stream buy ANYTHING on Temu...

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @Crispy
    @Crispy  2 месяца назад +1069

    super big vid still comin just taking more time on it
    enjoy this one in meantime lol

    • @d.bannings
      @d.bannings 2 месяца назад +14

      hamburger

    • @NeistMKII
      @NeistMKII 2 месяца назад +9

      hi

    • @ARareChicken
      @ARareChicken 2 месяца назад +1

      First

    • @beesweatdropsegg
      @beesweatdropsegg 2 месяца назад

      I love you crispy please give me your seed 😊

    • @EliteEric
      @EliteEric 2 месяца назад +6

      just put the fries in the bag unc

  • @LosPollos400
    @LosPollos400 2 месяца назад +1818

    Respect to him for not accepting the sponsorship to talk shit about the products

  • @my123mon
    @my123mon 2 месяца назад +2241

    crispy concords… my oh my where do i even begin. your videos saved my life. one moment i was sad because my pet anteater, kevin snevin barnes jumped down a flight of stairs because he forgot to take is meds and he hallucinated some ants, he was hospitalized and deported back to his home country to get proper care. i knew i wouldn’t be able to see him again, because by the time he got home i would be off to college at the university of montreal (um like the hit band “of montreal”???) at that point, i was just ready to also jump down the stairs , without kevin snevin i’d have no reason to be alive. until one day, the gedagedigedagedago chicken nugget and henry from the music freaks came to me in a dream. they just said “why is an orange called orange, but an apple is not called red. eating a burger with no honey mustardddd” but when i woke up i just started to think. what the fuss was that dream? i decided to google dream meanings. google really had no answer, so i decided to see a therapist. not to cope with my mental issues and the loss of kevin snevin, but to figure out what the dream is about. “what does this mean! please help me, i can’t get this out of my head!!” i shouted after explaining the dream. the therapist told me it means absolutely nothing and my brain is just rotted, and she told me to put my phone down for a while. i sighed. on the walk home from her office i saw an open manholes. “who hath opened this manhole?!” i said. then i heard a voice. “crispy…. crispy….” i thought i was having a schizophrenic moment!! i was terrified. i started griddying home. when i got home i locked the door and hid in my bathroom closet. i decided to take out my phone and search “crispy crispy” i was sure it meant something. but the first result was crispy concords. i thought his videos looked goofy so i ignored it and proceeded to have a breakdown. one month later: my mental health was at an all time low. it was around christmas so everything was snowy and cold. i decided to go on a walk so i could just bury myself in the snow somewhere far from home and suffocate. until i saw a flyer that said “christmas lights in concord!!” what the sigma? concord is in new Hampshire, im in ohio!! but it reminded me of something. crispy concords. maybe this is a sign!! i thought. i ran back home so i could go on my samsung smart fridge and watch crispy concords. and boy oh boy that changed my life! my mental health immediately skyrocketed, and kevin snevin immediately appeared at my doorstep!! “kevin?? you weren’t supposed to be home for months!!” i said. and i even realized what my dream meant. it’s a secret though, i can’t tell you😂 crispy concords always made me laugh so loudly i broke the sound barrier, but i finally feel happy. thank you crispy!

    • @Kencarson_i
      @Kencarson_i 2 месяца назад +750

      I ain't readin all that

    • @CyberCaed
      @CyberCaed 2 месяца назад +82

      @@my123mon hope you're doing better man hope you have a wonderful day and life

    • @CGXMakesMusic
      @CGXMakesMusic 2 месяца назад +37

      Bro is not the like reaper💀

    • @thecorpseinblack
      @thecorpseinblack 2 месяца назад +79

      Bro yappin

    • @KWAVVY-t8g
      @KWAVVY-t8g 2 месяца назад +77

      Put the fries in the bag bro

  • @Iroch1
    @Iroch1 2 месяца назад +112

    CRISPY HAS BEAT THE ALLEGATIONS OF 17:16. “This thing is unsafe”

    • @deviouschimp4663
      @deviouschimp4663 2 месяца назад +5

      Lmao I just replayed this part like 30 times. I wasn't paying attention and hurt my neck from turning back in shock 😂.

    • @carljhonson6593
      @carljhonson6593 5 дней назад

      N word

  • @Tyl3raltaccount
    @Tyl3raltaccount 2 месяца назад +30

    28:10 that was the last thing I would expect 😭😭😭😭

  • @DSeriesDVWDExtendedCabLongBedM
    @DSeriesDVWDExtendedCabLongBedM 2 месяца назад +468

    3:22 "Hello Crispy Condoms" is wild

    • @JustYourEverydayFreak
      @JustYourEverydayFreak 2 месяца назад +5

      Lol I thought no one else noticed it

    • @Wolfy2455
      @Wolfy2455 2 месяца назад

      ​@@JustYourEverydayFreak that's the first cursed thing I saw lol

    • @alpho5263
      @alpho5263 2 месяца назад

      IKR

    • @mochi_cupcakes
      @mochi_cupcakes 2 месяца назад +1

      Nah everyone calls him that lol

  • @2016RR
    @2016RR 2 месяца назад +1017

    denying a sponsorship just to talk crap is crazy 💀💀💀

    • @Rob-hu9fp
      @Rob-hu9fp 2 месяца назад +15

      He should have taken sponsorship, but not a sellout

    • @BreadGood_21
      @BreadGood_21 2 месяца назад +23

      Respect h9nestly

    • @tiktoks4yall_.
      @tiktoks4yall_. 2 месяца назад +15

      bro is so nice for that 😭

    • @AdrianVargas71637
      @AdrianVargas71637 2 месяца назад +1

      @@BreadGood_21 4real

    • @MEK0PIK
      @MEK0PIK 2 месяца назад +1

      Why are you here I play rr nit you

  • @Seba-zl6vr
    @Seba-zl6vr 2 месяца назад +301

    6:13 “a lil head ain’t hurt nobody” is wild💀💀💀

  • @BigJeepers
    @BigJeepers 2 месяца назад +136

    17:28 What did bro say? 🤨

  • @TanguDisen
    @TanguDisen 2 месяца назад +9

    23:34 I can't get away from the background music of Geometry Dash.

    • @benjamanji
      @benjamanji 24 дня назад

      dude it got stuck in my head for like 30 minutes.

  • @wespalm08
    @wespalm08 2 месяца назад +199

    Crispy made all the kids work with this one

    • @MuzzVR
      @MuzzVR 2 месяца назад +5

      That's wild 💀

    • @Fryzx
      @Fryzx 2 месяца назад +1

      ts is not funny

    • @madviallny_lover
      @madviallny_lover 2 месяца назад +10

      @@Fryzx it is funny

    • @Fryzx
      @Fryzx 2 месяца назад +2

      @@madviallny_lover yea maybe if I was 5

    • @rinneganfinder
      @rinneganfinder 2 месяца назад +4

      @Fryzx but you are

  • @BladedShark
    @BladedShark 2 месяца назад +201

    So I bought a Katana off of Temu and they said it was Steel... It arrived like 4 weeks later and IT WAS FUCKING FLEXIBLE WOOD

  • @nefarius_100
    @nefarius_100 2 месяца назад +17

    21:37 bro was looking at his other monitor 💀

  • @lbroseven9177
    @lbroseven9177 2 месяца назад +7

    22:30 “look like a symbiote” is crazy💀💀

  • @teartrapz2897
    @teartrapz2897 2 месяца назад +9

    Im so happy there is a new video. RUclips is so dry and other youtubers died out

  • @iguanameat
    @iguanameat 2 месяца назад +160

    please oil up in your next video thank you

  • @FlyAwayGarlic59
    @FlyAwayGarlic59 2 месяца назад +46

    7:46 is the sound that plays when someone is online on Steam... you made me think i was about to finish my terraria playthrough with my friend. it's ok though.

  • @leiffyk315
    @leiffyk315 2 месяца назад +8

    9:51 it feels kinda good

  • @holy_thegamer
    @holy_thegamer 2 месяца назад +8

    Crispys electricity bills going up 📈at 15:30

  • @maxcomstock7200
    @maxcomstock7200 2 месяца назад +7

    I got an ad from temu while watching this. Bro, they're watching me💀💀

  • @JustFrontier
    @JustFrontier 2 месяца назад +9

    19:49 is actually crazy 😭

  • @BEANSPRO9771
    @BEANSPRO9771 2 месяца назад +39

    20:32 starts playing hot cross buns

  • @LifewithNick918
    @LifewithNick918 2 месяца назад +8

    These videos are so stupid yet I can't stop watching them. Please keep it up

  • @Mr.shorts_official89
    @Mr.shorts_official89 Месяц назад +4

    17:42 editor being savage a this point 😂😂

  • @SamuraiGekko
    @SamuraiGekko 2 месяца назад +4

    28:06 Bro barely swung it and it FLEW LMAO

  • @B4NDZZ05
    @B4NDZZ05 2 месяца назад +6

    bro the sleep stream went crazy...Especially when it broke and the Ai cat videos were playing LOL

  • @goomygamess
    @goomygamess 2 месяца назад +23

    The W Rizz Chain was the best item tbh 💀💀💀

  • @koa1editz
    @koa1editz 2 месяца назад +11

    19:33 "dr disrespect why you whispering" 😂

  • @bjarki3627
    @bjarki3627 2 месяца назад +4

    19:41 Icelandic Christmas music goes hard

  • @AwesomeBirdREAL
    @AwesomeBirdREAL 2 месяца назад +4

    23:15 bro almost slipped up for a second there

  • @DI3GO_NG
    @DI3GO_NG 2 месяца назад +10

    21:08 who's that handsome fella right there🤔🤔

  • @fut-editz-
    @fut-editz- 2 месяца назад +15

    This Video Is: ✔Life Changing ✔Informative ✔Inspiring

  • @Fleegled
    @Fleegled 2 месяца назад +1

    Crinkled congol really made the little children work a lot with this video

  • @IForgorWhatToPutForMyName
    @IForgorWhatToPutForMyName 2 месяца назад +2

    17:28 CRISPY SAID WHAT?!?!!!!!

  • @calmfox6706
    @calmfox6706 2 месяца назад +41

    17:24 bro did this guy just say the nword

  • @d.bannings
    @d.bannings 2 месяца назад +21

    hamburger

  • @strawhatrafael5580
    @strawhatrafael5580 2 месяца назад +6

    every vid from this man is fire

  • @IrfanTechGaming
    @IrfanTechGaming 2 месяца назад +2

    0:34 as a new viewer also liked this instantly for not scamming people

  • @Rob_BBX
    @Rob_BBX 2 месяца назад +1

    Loving the DS Mii plaza music

  • @Jke-us4ee
    @Jke-us4ee 2 месяца назад +23

    17:41 no more crispy big sad 😢

    • @JDogee
      @JDogee 2 месяца назад +3

      My humble and glorious king crispy concords would never say such a thing 🙏🙏🙏

  • @BusinessHooks
    @BusinessHooks 2 месяца назад +3

    Can we all just appreciate Crispy rocking the Shawn Hunter hairstyle in 2024 Iykyk

  • @jacobfr.
    @jacobfr. 2 месяца назад +3

    14:09 is it crazy to say that’s ken’s best off any album

  • @Wafflemangos
    @Wafflemangos 2 месяца назад +1

    11:23 that camera is fire. great quality fr

  • @RevivePhoenix411
    @RevivePhoenix411 2 месяца назад +1

    The editing on this video is phenomenal

  • @SmudgySmudge21
    @SmudgySmudge21 2 месяца назад +7

    Ain’t no way crispy dissed rug like that 😭😭😭

  • @HoldenisCool99
    @HoldenisCool99 2 месяца назад +22

    Temu bbno$

  • @skylerf.
    @skylerf. 2 месяца назад +4

    23:34 Geometry dash in the background music, i cant escape.

  • @Pinkie-monke
    @Pinkie-monke 2 месяца назад +1

    everone always calls him old but in my opinion he is MAJESTIC.

  • @jebbait1669
    @jebbait1669 2 месяца назад

    I miss the videos. You're a God. Inspiration and positivity out the ass. You'd be surprised how many people look up to you despite the number of trolls who leave comments just to be heard.

  • @babydoekjes1
    @babydoekjes1 2 месяца назад +5

    28:20 ever seen the screws in the package 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Elijah-Griego
    @Elijah-Griego 2 месяца назад +3

    "Attention students! Holy sh*t!"

  • @Zlecielol
    @Zlecielol 2 месяца назад +6

    22:57 a bomb

  • @JohnLord-ng5to
    @JohnLord-ng5to Месяц назад +1

    DUDE I was looking up 9/11 videos and then crispy showed up makes sense

  • @ELPOLLOJOE
    @ELPOLLOJOE 2 месяца назад +2

    The TK member reference is crazy rip 2016 TK house

  • @zepda
    @zepda 2 месяца назад +12

    crispy what is unsafe..? 17:26

  • @benwilson38383
    @benwilson38383 2 месяца назад +4

    THE KING UPLOADED

  • @moist_beans3283
    @moist_beans3283 2 месяца назад +6

    I love Crunchy Cankles

  • @lazybugatti
    @lazybugatti 2 месяца назад +1

    Title: I let my stream buy anything on temu
    Video: my stream chooses 4 things i buy, then blow another 800 bucks on temu

  • @FenixMckay
    @FenixMckay 2 месяца назад

    The jhorts killed me once you lit the kightsaber the damn fit was hilarious 😂😂

  • @PexotronV2
    @PexotronV2 2 месяца назад +3

    19:54 that for some reason sounds like minecraft eating cake 🎂

  • @xplr_edits.
    @xplr_edits. 2 месяца назад +16

    Temu sometimes scares me. I don’t know why😭

  • @stefanomartucci4156
    @stefanomartucci4156 2 месяца назад +5

    I just got an ad for temu before wathing the video😂

    • @baer14
      @baer14 2 месяца назад

      Nah same😂😂😂

  • @KMNORG
    @KMNORG 7 дней назад

    Any shirt looks perfect on crispy ngl

  • @jay_55
    @jay_55 2 месяца назад

    "hello crispy condoms" HAD MY DYING ON THE FLOOR 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Coyote-hf2dr
    @Coyote-hf2dr 2 месяца назад +8

    CHAT NO WAY I MADE IT INTO THE VID

  • @MrCheeezy
    @MrCheeezy 2 месяца назад +11

    NEW CRISPy CONDOMS VIDEO💀

  • @Bigstewisgod
    @Bigstewisgod 2 месяца назад +7

    27:23 That aint grimace thats grimy-ass

    • @Rose-Flower_
      @Rose-Flower_ 2 месяца назад +2

      I wish more people could see this💀

  • @boobiekid
    @boobiekid 2 месяца назад +1

    give eric a raise 🗣️

  • @noice69911
    @noice69911 2 месяца назад +1

    Best collab is crispy and muffin juice

  • @OrlandoPonzi
    @OrlandoPonzi 2 месяца назад +3

    A 30 minute vid, u know this shit is gonna be fire

  • @devonbobby8618
    @devonbobby8618 2 месяца назад +3

    11:20 bro got his burner phone out

  • @Failman-xy6ge
    @Failman-xy6ge 2 месяца назад +5

    Nah krispy shouldve accepted the Temu sponsorship, he would have unlimited Chinese toddlers to make new merch

    • @lioninguccisuit
      @lioninguccisuit 2 месяца назад

      LMAO, you guys still go with that trend, maybe you should feel bad for your self accepting child labor aswell, maybe you forgot you also use internet, and power, which destroy the enviroment, also your phone, maybe do some research on cobalt... Poor you.

  • @strxclesyt760
    @strxclesyt760 2 месяца назад

    Crispy never fails to fill me up with the white sauce i produce while watching his videos

  • @EliKnight-w5g
    @EliKnight-w5g 2 месяца назад +1

    I have that lightsaber (Not from temu but same packaging and stuff) All you gotta do is screw the tiny screws into it super hard till they wont screw anymore and it doesn't come out.

  • @xXLardMasterXx
    @xXLardMasterXx 2 месяца назад +4

    0:24 ya that’s why bro doesn’t want to be sponsored by temu💀

  • @mathiasnkristensen
    @mathiasnkristensen 2 месяца назад +10

    honestly glad you didn't take the sponsorship. The lack of affective labour laws and product regulations in China is enough to make me hate these websites.

    • @speedster73746
      @speedster73746 2 месяца назад

      Yea, Temu is a shit company. But for some reason I still buy of of there sometimes.

    • @mathiasnkristensen
      @mathiasnkristensen 2 месяца назад

      @@speedster73746 The problem is that good alternatives cost too much. Going to Walmart, Target or another "budget" store just means that you're buying Temu, Aliexpress and Wish items but for three times as much. You're essentially supporting chinese labour by buying anything from almost any store. I just wish that the alternatives weren't so expensive. The budget doesn't stretch that far.

  • @mnatyjk
    @mnatyjk 2 месяца назад +7

    This WHAT is unsafe 17:27

  • @itsyeeoledskoolfurry3208
    @itsyeeoledskoolfurry3208 2 месяца назад

    Crispy playing the recorder UNLOCKS HORRIBLE memories of trying to learn this musical item from WAY BACK in grade school!! aNy OnE eLsE??

  • @Steepsteelz
    @Steepsteelz Месяц назад

    what crispy said at 17:26 is CRAZY

  • @DEERkller
    @DEERkller Месяц назад +3

    Bro, forgot the Jordans

  • @MetroBomb-w3m
    @MetroBomb-w3m 2 месяца назад +6

    “ Dr. disrespect why are you whispering me?” Is crazy 💀

  • @muncherella_
    @muncherella_ 2 месяца назад +3

    25:35 YALL SEE THAT????

  • @garrettyounce9792
    @garrettyounce9792 2 месяца назад

    Leaving out the rose toy argument is CRIMINAL.

  • @DeiLux
    @DeiLux 2 месяца назад

    The shorts were fire ngl, they also fit Crispy very well.

  • @CatWithHands270
    @CatWithHands270 2 месяца назад +5

    5:46 what a Freaky toy

  • @silversheep11
    @silversheep11 2 месяца назад +3

    8:04 not that one chatter just saying I’m hard 💀

  • @BIazeVibes
    @BIazeVibes 2 месяца назад +4

    Love it when he uploads

  • @Potatos12342
    @Potatos12342 2 месяца назад

    Bbno$, crispy and the Costco guys greatest collab ever.

  • @GooseyOnTheLoosey
    @GooseyOnTheLoosey 2 месяца назад

    "Yall like my new drip? Got the light mc queen backpack" *California love plays in low quality, comes from the backpack*

  • @StickmanV2_
    @StickmanV2_ 2 месяца назад +3

    Im telling my kids this was Elon Musk

  • @RevivePhoenix411
    @RevivePhoenix411 2 месяца назад +6

    17:20 WHAT DID HE SAYYYYY??? Replay that!?!?!?

    • @Val_13103
      @Val_13103 2 месяца назад

      I heard it

    • @Val_13103
      @Val_13103 2 месяца назад

      I think he said the n-word

    • @YourFather112
      @YourFather112 Месяц назад

      ​@@Val_13103he said thing

  • @4_Frog
    @4_Frog 2 месяца назад +2

    28:15 the fact it just fell out

    • @therealkxng
      @therealkxng 2 месяца назад

      I died when it broke

    • @4_Frog
      @4_Frog 2 месяца назад

      @therealkxng I was on my sofa I fell of put of after tho

  • @jenjen_rose
    @jenjen_rose 28 дней назад

    Thats the one card trick i know too 🤣 i spat out my drink at the hand-held speaker voice changing thing 🤣🤣

  • @Sirerandom
    @Sirerandom 2 месяца назад +11

    5:49 Imagine someone “misused” it

    • @mezomezo8640
      @mezomezo8640 2 месяца назад +1

      Am gonna gift it to my crush she gonna like it

  • @bword590
    @bword590 2 месяца назад +5

    your smile is so cutesie

  • @HeckaJenna
    @HeckaJenna 2 месяца назад +4

    Eric edits like an Ipad kid

  • @jessicajoy9376
    @jessicajoy9376 2 месяца назад

    20:39 omg nostalgia with that sound

  • @Ryantheproninja
    @Ryantheproninja 2 месяца назад +1

    Anyone preparing themselves when he uploads the sleep stream?

  • @Diddyking45
    @Diddyking45 2 месяца назад +6

    10:06 😂😂😂😂

    • @NaterBater
      @NaterBater 2 месяца назад +1

      Toby was totally out lol😂

  • @ZaGentleMan
    @ZaGentleMan 2 месяца назад +3

    Mozart. 20:40