For those wondering, the Chinese letters on the sword is “今古有神奉志士” (Jīn gǔ yǒu shén fèng zhìshì), and translates to “Gods of the past and present serve the people with lofty ideals”
My favorite part of these types of videos is when the content creator forgets what they bought because it took so long to ship. Then we get to see their reactions afterwards!
The sword said “今古有神奉志士” meaning I think “in ancient times there are gods and people” another translation was “There are gods in ancient and modern times who serve people with lofty ideals”
I'm also at 30:03! I got BOTH of the full screen things! I so deserve the mat giveaway like you said you would do on twitch crispy! I liked AND commented! 😭
crispy i am ill and your videos make me smile and keep me happy. i just wanna say i love you. you don't know the impact small things like this have. keep smiling and making wholesome videos. Common Unc W.
CRISPY please make more videos like this with aliexpress and wish and all that theyre so good, my favourite video on the website and no one does it better than you!!!! ilove you crispy!!!
I used to have the 8$ mic, and it was so bad it made static noises in the background, and every time I closed one of my doors, it sounded like an explosion.
@@AGHHHHHIHATETHIS I'd rather suggest to proceed to spread thy gluteus maximas 😭🙏🙏 My consciousness best not capture your presence in one of my feedback 👾Better Gorilla Glue them cheeks bro 🙏 😂 cause if i see that hole my demons aint gon show any remorse 🤦♂️🙏😂🔥🔥🔥💯I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🙏I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s finna gon be OVER for you 👾Bro thinks he’s slick chattering on TikTok 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better scatter like aa mischievous rapscallion 💯🔥ONG!!🔥🔥I will clap them cheeks at 368 miles per hour💀 don’t ever say that shit ever again or it’s over for you🙏🙏🙏😭😭🗣️🔥🔥⁉️⁉️
For those wondering, the Chinese letters on the sword is “今古有神奉志士” (Jīn gǔ yǒu shén fèng zhìshì), and translates to “Gods of the past and present serve the people with lofty ideals”
What in the world
Ominous…
The black market be selling some ungodly weapons
@@b_2ttyfr
in japanese
kon shi yuu shinn bou shi shi (reading 1)
ima furui ari kami bou kokorozashi shi (reading 2 (prob wrong))
Crispy looks like the kind of guy to have a pet rock and I respect that
he literally has one in the back of all his videos gang
@puteqx ;endfog
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i see that@@772luv
Nah bro fr
You know it’s gonna be a good day when it’s a 30min crispy vid
So true bro.. so true 🎉
FRRR
Ikr
E
shout out to the editor for not even bothering with the dark souls "you died" overlay
My favorite part of these types of videos is when the content creator forgets what they bought because it took so long to ship. Then we get to see their reactions afterwards!
25:32
we got a 100k likes brother.
wear that fit outside
the time has come
Yes
Real
Real
27:50 IMAGINE HE JUST SAID "Your shirt is beautifull" And she be like: "Tysm! Yours too" and then the dissapoitment.
27:03 REGEISTERED FLEX OFFENDER 🔥🔥
Crispy being scared af of Deer of all animals is the funniest reveal of the decade 😂
I think decade is pushing it a little far. Maybe like the funniest reveal of the week
@@jokersniperxxxgamer1235🤓
@puteqx🧌
@iamafraidofwomen get more creative with your threats bro
@iamafraidofwomenhey it aint the only thing coming right now
The sword said “今古有神奉志士” meaning I think “in ancient times there are gods and people” another translation was “There are gods in ancient and modern times who serve people with lofty ideals”
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
Bro got 100k likes (wear the outfit)
i remember crispy said he was gonna go crazy on the content and he is certainly delivering
crazy?
I was crazy once..
@@PurplePiiPiibruh shut up
@@PurplePiiPiithey put me in a room
A rubber room.
@@strawbs4uu A rubber room with rats.
@@LiterallyJustAlador and rats make me crazy…
The editing in every crispy video is like scrolling through tiktok and I love it (too high to explain)
Tbh wish is probably worse than the dark web.
Fr
I was on wish and i saw phone that came with a finger for the fingerprint 😭
it isnt.... 🌚
WISH IS THE DARK WEB
people who reply to this comment like femboys
@@froakie14its not
The fit- 💀 27:24
6:44 I cant get over how funny it was when there was a turd in the paw patrol figure search
the fact it only took a month is insane sometimes packages from wish just end up at the bottom of the indian ocean
2*
My delivery took 4 months
Companies like this tend to put more priority in customers who spend more money on their website
If crispy went to a furry con with that fit he would definetly pull a lot more.
bro went crazy in these comments
@@YungDishwasher crazy? i was crazy once...
@@YungDishwasher had to get some likes also thanks for the likes
@@mxtch29y music teacher in 4th grade would always say that his name was Mr brain I’m pretty sure, that was like 12 years ago
@puteqx it already came
27:14 the fit 🔥
you don't kouw how much i LOVE YOUR VIDEOS
The $5 sword cutting the cutout honestly impressed me
you are so devious for that steam notification (19:57)
fr
Can we just appreciate all the effort crispy puts inside of us
i love when crispy is inside
Ain't no way. You want a femboy in you🤨
@@MoreInsideDramaI HAVE ARRIVED
huh
Yes
I love how crispy doesn’t remember anything he bought and then says the exact same thing when he gets it as when he bought it
"Call of duty ghosts its not a real game"
His last words 😂
the sword said-there are men with lofty ideals in ancient and modern times
I've already read 25 different versions of this translation in comment section here 😅
Petition for the duck to start an own RUclips channel!🦆
Yes do it now
Yes
we need these videos monthly
20:46 THAT'S ME CRISPY!
I'm also at 30:03! I got BOTH of the full screen things! I so deserve the mat giveaway like you said you would do on twitch crispy! I liked AND commented! 😭
POGGIES 🤠
Proof?
you can actually work with the internet, surprisingly
Don't see no edit
“I do birthday party’s and funerals” got me laughing so much i died
1 million views =1k dollars=refund with interest=more profit=spend more=more videos=more profit=more joy to viewers=more request=more work=more money
17:09 BRO CRISPY DUDE YOU DID UNCLE BED DIRTY
I fail to understand how crispy is able to keep up with this upload schedule 😂
cocaine.
Fr
He took one month to receive all the items, also his videos are way better than before
Quality over Quantity
100K RED BOOTS IN OUTSIDE!!! 🎉
crispy i am ill and your videos make me smile and keep me happy. i just wanna say i love you. you don't know the impact small things like this have. keep smiling and making wholesome videos. Common Unc W.
3:18 suga is in BTS 😂
F BTS
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Bts is mid
Ye i literally thought that also
@@YkJ_de better than u
Crispy never disappoints.
fr
28:33 AS A K-POP STAN THE SHIRT IS SENDING ME😭😭
heya dud. 100k likes!!
Imagine the deer he got started moving💀
He would have burnt down his house
i love it when crispy spends his hard earned money on random shit
@puteqx. You corny asl
@puteqx The fog is coming
@@TwiztidCrypt The fog is coming
@@ZOI_FM The fog is coming
I disagree stop swerin
g are u noughts or what I'm Diss liking your comment OK sorry but saying s word please
CRISPY please make more videos like this with aliexpress and wish and all that theyre so good, my favourite video on the website and no one does it better than you!!!! ilove you crispy!!!
you know its a good day when there is a crispy vid
True
100k likes baby, you gotta wear that fit in public AYYYYYYYYYY DRIPPY!!
I love how when he got the troll rug it took him a second to react
You know it’s a good day when crispy uploads
@puteqxlamo
The writing at 23:33 should be this: 今古有神奉志土. i have no clue what it means though someone help
“There are men with lofty ideals in ancient and modern times”translated from Chinese to dyslexic English.
Crispy probably the only youtuber who has two first reactions for the same items in one video 😂👌🏽
Bro CRISPT PLEASE KEEP THE DUCK MAN HE US HILARIOUS
I used to have the 8$ mic, and it was so bad it made static noises in the background, and every time I closed one of my doors, it sounded like an explosion.
My mom would freak out at the sight of these totally legit products for low prices.
The person who said he is ready for school tho 16:53
The gas station poster is awesome. The best thing you bought
I agree its an very amazing piece of art it needs to be put in the louvre
yo crispy we hit the 100k likes. show everyone you goofy drip
“The search is so fucked up on this website”
Slippers:fuck off
crispy: goes through drive thru
cameraman: becomes invisible
I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🏾🙏🏾I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s finna gon be OVER for you 👾
@@hg_hellonothunuWHAT!!
@@hg_hellonothunu the hell?
@wyattrobertson6391
I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🏾🙏🏾I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s finna gon be OVER for you 👾
@@AGHHHHHIHATETHIS I'd rather suggest to proceed to spread thy gluteus maximas 😭🙏🙏 My consciousness best not capture your presence in one of my feedback 👾Better Gorilla Glue them cheeks bro 🙏 😂 cause if i see that hole my demons aint gon show any remorse 🤦♂️🙏😂🔥🔥🔥💯I will spread ur cheeks lil bro 😭🙏🙏I betta not catch you in my comments again or it’s finna gon be OVER for you 👾Bro thinks he’s slick chattering on TikTok 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better scatter like aa mischievous rapscallion 💯🔥ONG!!🔥🔥I will clap them cheeks at 368 miles per hour💀 don’t ever say that shit ever again or it’s over for you🙏🙏🙏😭😭🗣️🔥🔥⁉️⁉️
21:00 homie really thought wish was gonna send him a big ass fan for that thing lol
It’s a good day when crispy posts
Yo i bought the 3 usd smart band 3 from Amazon and it works just fine! Shows notifications, alarm works, water resistance works, tells time!
Level 3 gyatt. YO BRO, THIS IS A RARE GYATT SIGHTING!
Crispy never disappoints.. Crispy never fails to spread my cheeks.
true bro
Ayo PAUSEEE.....
29:06 ahh the nostalgic DonkeyKong country music got me the most.
20:15 that was the funniest moment of the video, I was in bed, I burst out laughing so hard and woke up everyone. I died 💀
the sword is actualy sick
18:40 your Bluetooth device is ready to pair
No, it’s: ze bluetoof is veady to pear
being the cameraman for the drive through section 💀
11:40 the deer said wanna fight bro
10:01 someone’s chat had to get blurred💀
Its a bot
@@leoviray7254 no I’m not
@@Cracked_clan_official💀💀💀💀
hi null I'm diamond
@@Cracked_clan_official💀💀💀
I must say that moustache is looking super clean
18:23 Happy very late birthday branden
Bro when he said hey Siri in the vid Siri activated 😂😂
Crispy was still pulling in the mcds drive though with the nasty fit😩
19:32 the valves need oiling before they will work
13:18 whys that actually some good asmr tho
13:32 wow that's awesome 😎😎😎😎😎 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Crispy needs to do a Family Ties cover on that black trumpet. A full vid just for that better be coming
Crispy and mrbeast need to do a collab
Well that aged well
the fog is coming
troll mat designer doesnt need to be fired he needs a raise
@puteqx real
26:15 mf in chat talking about "Biscotti In The Air." 💀
The shrek ensemble wt the end of the vid genuinely triggered my fight or flight response
im late af but i can only imagine how many people bought the stuff you actually got. i genuinely like the trollface mats and the boyfriend shirt
22:30 this man just called a normal skull mask a "skull emoji mask" 💀
another great crispy video to BRIGHTEN my day!!
He always spreads my cheeks wide open. He makes it brighter somewhere dark inside of me.
you've watched 30 minutes in 1 minute? wow
@@rainhat1me too
No homo
@@ktecca I've got a time machine
@@rainhat1your lucky
16:35 my guy got all the school supplies
“You thought I was feelin u… uhhhhh I would chose to not continue this” got me on the floor😂
The deer side eye goes hard
20:17 look at the chat on the top
Bird moment
who else appreciates the work he puts into his content! :D
10:33 got me laughing so hard🤣🤣
Yo the duck is amazing, keep him, he can become an icon member
ice spice giant goose w a skeleton face is terrifying.. i love it
16:24 look at chat 😂😂😂😂
Nah bruh that's foul 😂😂😂😂
Idk WHAT bro said at 10:44 but someone’s chat was blurred 😭 what did bro say? 💀 🙏
The n word
@@Reduncannybro gonna get cancelled
Love this content! keep it up crispy 🙏🏽
Can we just appreciate how Crispy has to wear the fake Misfit boots in public now?
YEAHHHHH
Bro its so wholesome when hes happy at the trumpet😊
Bro should tey temu next
lmao my man is gonna have golden ear holes, The paint is about to rub off that bih. 18:51
WHEN IS IT DROPPING 👀🔥19:45
Bros in debt 💸 bro can pay his bills 💵 😂😂😂
Your cluelessness before opening each item ("What is this?!) is fun.