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    Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis examine the events of the week in the company of guests Tom Allen, Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Sophie Duker and Milton Jones.
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Комментарии • 231

  • @tirthasimanta2608
    @tirthasimanta2608 5 лет назад +708

    The island sea bridge one got me lmao

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 5 лет назад +44

      The look on his face sells it so well

  • @vespien2056
    @vespien2056 5 лет назад +218

    laughed way too hard at Milton's catapillar joke. . 😂😂

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 4 года назад +9

      It was so weird and adorable at the same time!

    • @livb6945
      @livb6945 3 года назад +4

      You can't laugh too hard at that

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 5 месяцев назад

      fun fact, it wouldn't work - caterpillars don't just grow wings when they pupate, they completely dissolve inside the chrysallis!

  • @modsmum
    @modsmum 5 лет назад +181

    "No, everyone's dead" that really made me laugh out loud.

  • @davidlance5310
    @davidlance5310 5 лет назад +361

    Milton’s first joke is actually commentary about next year also 0:59 is Outnumbered’s alternate ending

    • @Aro_dynamic46
      @Aro_dynamic46 5 лет назад +3

      David Lance THATS where he’s from! I knew I’d seen him somewhere!

    • @centosx6643
      @centosx6643 5 лет назад +1

      Second joke*

    • @TheStephrules
      @TheStephrules 5 лет назад +1

      Milton? Don't you mean Hugh?

    • @davidlance5310
      @davidlance5310 5 лет назад +2

      Steph Hulme I said Milton’s & Hugh’s

    • @jaspermccarthy1436
      @jaspermccarthy1436 4 года назад +1

      David Lance I mean you were mostly right. Welcome to 2020 everyone!

  • @Showtime_1509
    @Showtime_1509 5 лет назад +101

    ‘There’s no food or medicine but we had a referendum so we have to get on with it’ Gold 😂🔥💯

  • @nikbol43below
    @nikbol43below 5 лет назад +115

    That eating in the bush joke by Tom Allen is quality.

    • @adaml5796
      @adaml5796 5 лет назад +15

      Nick Currie it’s painfully obvious and has been made every time this category has come up

    • @hamchurger4566
      @hamchurger4566 5 лет назад +7

      @@adaml5796 so what it was funny

    • @Beanbag777
      @Beanbag777 4 года назад +2

      Gay jokes ........ yawn

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 4 года назад +8

      @@Beanbag777 poor you

    • @Beanbag777
      @Beanbag777 4 года назад

      Romain Savioz who are you anyway

  • @aussievapezaussievapez__3320
    @aussievapezaussievapez__3320 5 лет назад +44

    Milton’s unbelievably funny, but that last joke buffalo painting his picture killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @LouseGrouse
    @LouseGrouse 5 лет назад +297

    Milton stole this one. Fun jokes from everyone but he's just brill.

  • @187Clemens
    @187Clemens 5 лет назад +118

    Ed Byrne starting to look like James May - Milton is just so funny

  • @edwardkinsey5680
    @edwardkinsey5680 5 лет назад +714

    Milton needs to be permanent

  • @jellyslopefall572
    @jellyslopefall572 4 года назад +29

    My entry:
    It was boiling hot today, so I decided the best way to overcome it was to strip bare naked and find the coldest place I could find. That’s why I was thrown out of the freezer at Tesco

  • @pritamdebnath5656
    @pritamdebnath5656 5 лет назад +86

    Almost all the jokes from the red shirt guy got me. LOl

    • @ee1085
      @ee1085 5 лет назад +16

      Milton :)

    • @imid3440
      @imid3440 4 года назад +3

      milton is iconic

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 4 года назад +2

      Milton Jones, if you want to find more of his stuff.

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 4 года назад +3

      His jokes are so innocent and weird, really like it!

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 5 лет назад +179

    ''Living off nothing but dead beatles? Yoko Ono is a veteran in that''

  • @evano486
    @evano486 5 лет назад +127

    The thumbnail looks like a really weird slam poetry set

  • @livb6945
    @livb6945 3 года назад +7

    Milton is a treasure!!!

  • @lukethomas658
    @lukethomas658 3 года назад +27

    Wonder if Milton is waiting out COVID back on his home planet....

    • @jenh8056
      @jenh8056 2 года назад +1

      Oh goodness

  • @mrlenny8135
    @mrlenny8135 3 года назад +9

    Milton Jones comedy is incredible.

  • @orlandobuckland4794
    @orlandobuckland4794 3 года назад +5

    Duck and pancake one got me

  • @Jchathe
    @Jchathe 4 года назад +10

    Milton’s mind is amazing!

  • @papagrounds
    @papagrounds 3 года назад +7

    Don't you just hate when a water buffalo just starts drawing you...

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 5 лет назад +35

    Here’s my own version of Milton’s penultimate joke:
    Remember, the cat’s natural predator...is the cucumber.

    • @davimurph
      @davimurph Год назад

      You eat cat meat with cucumber?

  • @NibberKSmooth
    @NibberKSmooth 4 года назад +7

    Magnificent Milton and Hilarious Hugh.

  • @nedim_guitar
    @nedim_guitar 4 года назад +7

    Milton Jones! The first joke did it for me.

  • @boozytheelf3893
    @boozytheelf3893 3 года назад +7

    The water buffalo one, very random 😜

  • @imid3440
    @imid3440 4 года назад +11

    the caterpillar joke 😂

  • @michaelpibostherapyrecipes5699
    @michaelpibostherapyrecipes5699 4 года назад +21

    Irish bullfrog is ready to mate but his buzzing sound... And then the guy instinctively pressed the buzzer! Hilarious! 😆

    • @clickrick
      @clickrick 3 года назад +3

      "the guy" being Dara, and it's not instinctive, it's the format of that round.
      Other than that, good effort.

  • @brianedwards7142
    @brianedwards7142 3 года назад +5

    I laughed so hard at the kite joke I nearly blacked out.

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess 5 месяцев назад +1

    1:06 my thoughts at every survival show...
    (except for Alone, of course!)

  • @danielwallace9415
    @danielwallace9415 5 лет назад +42

    I'm a simple man. I see Milton Jones, I click like.

  • @ruthless3253
    @ruthless3253 5 лет назад +7

    The kite one killed me.

  • @Izzy-pb7kj
    @Izzy-pb7kj 5 лет назад +40

    “No, everyone’s dead”
    Killed me😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sankalpachakma
    @sankalpachakma 5 лет назад +46

    Ed cut his hair.

    • @KT926
      @KT926 5 лет назад +1

      I didn't know he was there when the video first started. I only noticed when he stepped forward to do his first one :O

    • @khaitranngoc4176
      @khaitranngoc4176 4 года назад +1

      What was that cut?

  • @Tildybean42
    @Tildybean42 4 года назад +7

    When Milton's joke is repeated excessively "everybody's dead dave"

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 4 года назад +16

    "THEY HAD *BEAR GRYLLS"*

  • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
    @TheFrugalVideoGamer 5 лет назад +5

    Well, Ed did indeed call it.

  • @kathis6840
    @kathis6840 2 месяца назад

    The rare Irish bullfrog 😂😂😂

  • @seldonwright4345
    @seldonwright4345 4 года назад +3

    On the beach. Catching crabs.
    From Tracy.

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 5 лет назад +33

    "Don't worry about it, no one is going to see this."

  • @matthewmcdermott6742
    @matthewmcdermott6742 5 лет назад +10

    1:24 best one

  • @flyawaytodie
    @flyawaytodie 2 года назад +7

    "Well tonight I will be eating in the bush, which is a first for me"
    Best one!

  • @joewhite22
    @joewhite22 5 лет назад +7

    Maybe it's just my sense of humour but Hugh is nearly always the best one at these. And he was again here.

    • @dozog
      @dozog 4 года назад

      Not maybe. There are plenty of people who find Milton the most funny.
      What makes you laugh and what makes you angry are utterly subjective.

  • @rebelraccoon9018
    @rebelraccoon9018 5 лет назад +63

    Who's the new addition? She's hilarious.

    • @epsilonalpha2430
      @epsilonalpha2430 5 лет назад +8

      Amanda Cor she wasn't though. She was mildly amusing but not really that funny

    • @tollyt7465
      @tollyt7465 5 лет назад +11

      Sophie Duker..

    • @amandinecouot8971
      @amandinecouot8971 5 лет назад +22

      Sophie Duker, she's amazing!! Like, actually really awesome. If you have a chance go see her live because she's hilarious and loves interacting with her audience. She hosts a comedy night called Wacky Racists every month in London, it's such a good night!! So happy to see her there, she so deserves it

    • @Doorisessa
      @Doorisessa 5 лет назад +24

      @@epsilonalpha2430 Oh no, someone has a different sense of humour and finds different things funny. It's almost as if there's an element of subjectivity to what is and is not funny.

    • @epsilonalpha2430
      @epsilonalpha2430 5 лет назад

      @@Doorisessa well there is a subjectivity to what is and isn't funny. For example jokes about cancer aren't funny. But are you telling me to some people they are?

  • @x_8643
    @x_8643 5 лет назад +2

    The barbecue joke was the best

  • @anxiousperson3325
    @anxiousperson3325 5 лет назад +5

    at least they took out the emoticons

  • @EterPuralis
    @EterPuralis 5 лет назад +10

    Oh Milton... you otter pancake, you

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 3 года назад +1

    I love how most of the comments are about Milton Jones.

  • @matteop700
    @matteop700 4 года назад +1

    0:50 And that actually happened

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад +3

    Oh no a plane, let’s hide

  • @chickenchaser125cc9
    @chickenchaser125cc9 5 лет назад +37

    Ducks natural predator is the pancake?

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 5 лет назад +8

      Yeah, I have to admit that's perhaps the first one from Milton that went over my head.

    • @LOLrigole
      @LOLrigole 5 лет назад +35

      Beijing duck in pancakes is a well-loved Chinese dish. :)

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 5 лет назад +4

      @@LOLrigole I figured it was something related to Chinese food with the ducks.

    • @shmookins
      @shmookins 5 лет назад +3

      @@LOLrigole Is it popular enough in the UK to get that reference?

    • @SpeedwagonZaidan
      @SpeedwagonZaidan 5 лет назад +11

      It is a very unlikely thing to hear on a survival show if you ask me.

  • @bluebear1985
    @bluebear1985 5 лет назад +2

    One word:
    "Taxi!"

    • @diehardrvdfan22
      @diehardrvdfan22 4 года назад +1

      When we crash landed on this island I never would have guessed it would finally get me on Cash Cab.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад +2

    I’ve been in the dragon’s den for over a month now, and how unlucky for me to tell you, I’m out.

  • @CyberLx
    @CyberLx 5 лет назад +3

    No everyone is dead!

  • @thebeaniekip
    @thebeaniekip 5 лет назад +5

    We're going eat this plant oi Dave pass the salt and vinegar

  • @skinkscat
    @skinkscat 3 года назад +1

    im starting to really like milton

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern7495 2 года назад +1

    Sophie Duker is very cute

  • @timothygraham4304
    @timothygraham4304 4 года назад +1

    Was this on telly? I don't remember seeing this.

  • @benjaminsmith3080
    @benjaminsmith3080 3 года назад

    It was harrowing.

  • @Rebecca-fs2rg
    @Rebecca-fs2rg 5 лет назад +1

    look at her foot at 3:27, you ca see where the went between cuts

    • @borednow
      @borednow 5 лет назад

      good catch

    • @dozog
      @dozog 4 года назад

      Thanks for that.
      I have known for a long time that, in general, the comedians do not actually rush to the microphone so close after the previous one, but that it is cut to keep the broadcast flowing.
      This is the first time I actually see some evidence of the editing.

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 года назад

      @@dozog I've been to one of the recordings, the amount of editing was quite surprising. Around three hours of material gets cut down into a 28 minute programme. They cut out a lot of jokes that don't get much of a reaction (even though the audience is told to laugh, even if they don't get the joke or think it's funny) or if the comedian cocks up the delivery.

    • @dozog
      @dozog 4 года назад

      @@gwishart I would have a serious problem being in the audience, laughing at stuff that isn't half funny.
      It's probably funnier if you don't know "how the sausage is made"

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад

    I’ve been living near Broadway surviving on the streets because of School of Rock not being on Broadway anymore. So it looks like I’ll have to do what my family and everyone else wants me to do, and go see hamilton.

  • @MaleahsDiary
    @MaleahsDiary 5 лет назад +10

    🤗WHOEVER IS READING THIS, I hope you have a peaceful day🤗 (Please don't click on my face. I'm a germaphobe.)

    • @HoneyMochi
      @HoneyMochi 4 года назад +1

      That's....not how it works....

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад

    One, one thousand, two, one thousand, three, one thousand. Olly olly oxen free, oh you’re right there.

    • @LordAaronus
      @LordAaronus 3 года назад

      One one thousand, two one thousand, three one thousand... but only one will survive.

  • @taswick223
    @taswick223 5 лет назад +20

    Don’t get why people are complaining about the women. I thought they were pretty funny and even if you didn’t find them funny they hardly said anything.

    • @ThinLynottFan
      @ThinLynottFan 5 лет назад +2

      That worms joke though

    • @taswick223
      @taswick223 5 лет назад +6

      Michael McGrath it’s two women, who to some are funny. There have been plenty of unfunny men on the show I just don’t think it’s a big deal having two women on the show. If they were obnoxiously unfunny I’d have a different opinion but they’re not that bad

    • @Death2AllGaming
      @Death2AllGaming 5 лет назад

      @@taswick223 yeah and those unfunny men dont get invited back

    • @dozog
      @dozog 4 года назад +3

      @@MichaelM28 It's utterly subjective. Ask your wife if she thinks the woman were funny.
      Angela has produced some pretty funny lines. More importantly, she is much better now than she was the first time she was on.
      Again.. its utterly subjective anyway.

  • @Nulono
    @Nulono 4 года назад +1

    What's the connection between ducks and pancakes?

    • @SpeckleKen
      @SpeckleKen 4 года назад +2

      The pancake is the duck's natural predator.

    • @KonradZielinski
      @KonradZielinski 4 года назад +2

      I believe its a reference to a Chinese dish called Peking duck.

  • @Me-fo1kk
    @Me-fo1kk 4 года назад +1

    The one in the bright shirt has it right this time. Every one of follows that other first of...brilliant

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 2 года назад

      The one with birds on his shirt? That’s Milton Jones.

  • @phunkymind23
    @phunkymind23 5 лет назад

    "Bring on the wall!"

  • @jonathanfraser321
    @jonathanfraser321 4 года назад

    So, the pub's just round the next rock then

  • @1956ernie
    @1956ernie 3 года назад

    Why isn't this show on BBC America?

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад +2

    So I’m ready to survive on this deserted island, but first let me get my things out of my hotel room.

  • @AtlasFox
    @AtlasFox 5 лет назад +1

    0:43 - best one

  • @jonicthedgehog
    @jonicthedgehog Год назад

    TONIGHT ON I'M A CELEBRITY, GLORIA GAYNOR JOIN'S THE JUNGLE, PROCLAIMING-

  • @GyrlBlaque
    @GyrlBlaque 5 лет назад +5

    I didn't get the duck and pancake joke. 🤔

  • @MrSupertom09
    @MrSupertom09 5 лет назад +16

    They should find new topics 🧐

    • @joewhite22
      @joewhite22 5 лет назад +5

      They should do one for "Things too unbroadcastable to say on Mock the Week". That would be interesting to see.

    • @themightykenwynejones7353
      @themightykenwynejones7353 5 лет назад +4

      @@joewhite22 They'd have to get Frankie back for it

    • @Death2AllGaming
      @Death2AllGaming 5 лет назад

      @@joewhite22 well they cant mention race, being gay or women, so theres not a lot left

    • @dozog
      @dozog 4 года назад +1

      @@Death2AllGaming Some people complain that there are too many gay, feminism and black jokes.

  • @pharbolsdsmack
    @pharbolsdsmack 3 года назад

    Didn't get the duck and pancake joke... help anyone?

    • @TrondBørgeKrokli
      @TrondBørgeKrokli Год назад

      Sorry that nobody replied sooner. It is basically a surrealistic joke, saying something unexpected and pretty unbelievable from a scientific viewpoint. To my taste, the best joke in this video.

    • @davimurph
      @davimurph 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@TrondBørgeKrokli almost. While it is surreal, it's not entirely random. It's a reference to duck pancakes you sometimes get at Chinese restaurants.

  • @michaelhills8516
    @michaelhills8516 3 года назад

    they missed or didn't do a joke about survivor show or the donner party.

  • @chrisobiora7399
    @chrisobiora7399 5 лет назад +10

    its supposed to be a survival show....but most of these are David Attenborough impressions

    • @dozog
      @dozog 4 года назад +1

      Its supposed to be "unlikely things to hear.... " so if they are David Attenborough impressions.. they are on target.

  • @postdesign1034
    @postdesign1034 3 года назад +1

    She's funny isn't she?

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад

    Remember to escape quicksand, swim out of it.

  • @ROY57ON
    @ROY57ON 5 лет назад +7

    Huh a Mock the Week video in my recommended, it's been so long since I watched the show.
    *Only laughs at Ed Byrne and Hugh Dennis*
    Oh yeah, that's why...

  • @pauls478
    @pauls478 Год назад

    0:44 - not seeing a problem here - the strategy worked for Joe Biden. :)

  • @yashthakur386
    @yashthakur386 4 года назад +1

    Who's the guy in Hawaii shirt?

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 года назад +2

      Milton Jones

  • @anfal8945
    @anfal8945 5 лет назад

    I don’t get the buzzing can someone explain

    • @CliftonPhotographer
      @CliftonPhotographer 5 лет назад +1

      "I think it's because the host work the buzzer is Irish and she's making fun of him wanting to mate when he hits the buzzer."
      But don't quote me...
      Alright who quoted me?!

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +3

    I can’t be out in the jungle with all of my expensive clothing and I have to stay clean. I’m a celebrity, get me out of here.

  • @mstevenjones6811
    @mstevenjones6811 3 года назад +8

    The girl in the red is the most unfunny person ever to be on the show

  • @conordarcy4663
    @conordarcy4663 4 года назад

    Dara I'm disappoint to see theres still no fáda in your name

  • @platinumpatience5307
    @platinumpatience5307 5 лет назад

    How many buzzing sound jokes are there going to be?

    • @LordAaronus
      @LordAaronus 5 лет назад

      only as much as bear Grylls

  • @paulforryan4253
    @paulforryan4253 5 лет назад +9

    I dont get why everyone loves Milton Jones he just says random things with a deadpan expression.

    • @themightykenwynejones7353
      @themightykenwynejones7353 5 лет назад

      He's decent with delivery, but looks much better compared to the other crappy guests.

    • @joewhite22
      @joewhite22 5 лет назад +4

      I think he's funnier when he stops trying to be so wacky. Sometimes he puts too much wackiness into his delivery and for me it detracts from the joke.

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 5 лет назад +5

      His style is more reminiscent of bygone comedy acts like Chaplin, the Marx brothers, 3 Stooges and Laurel and Hardy - not everything needs to be especially smart to be funny.
      What you call random often has relevance to the subject being discussed, but in an offhand barely connected way designed to take you by surprise.
      Sure its not for everyone, but as you noticed it clearly works for many commenters here.

    • @dozog
      @dozog 4 года назад +7

      If you think they are random things, i am gonna say you don't get the jokes.
      His humor is largely based on a different perspective on reality.
      He leads you with a premise, then inverts your assumption with his punchline.
      It may not be your style, in the same way some people don't laugh every time a penis or a tit is the punchline.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад

    It’s been over a year since everyone has been home because of the coronavirus. We have not been able to go out of our homes to do anything. The only thing we can do is be bored at home until it’s over.

    • @Riley-ft7xw
      @Riley-ft7xw 4 года назад +2

      It's not been over a year

  • @benjaminbehan5782
    @benjaminbehan5782 3 года назад +1

    We will now test our survival skills on eating so called food in this vegan restaurant

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад

    It’s already been five games in the National Football League, and already one team is reigned superior due to favoritism. But the question is when are the patriots going onto Super Bowl 54 already?

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 4 года назад

    ''What you in the background isn't mosquito's it's actually hidden speakers with recordings of high pitched farts''

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 5 лет назад +5

    too much bear grylls references

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад

    I’m voting myself out of the show

  • @BlackbirdSJ
    @BlackbirdSJ 5 лет назад +6

    Yo can i just switch to creative for like 2 seconds?

  • @mistermagnifico
    @mistermagnifico 5 лет назад +1

    00:30 Never have I ever cringed.

    • @mistermagnifico
      @mistermagnifico 5 лет назад

      @@yves7160 yes true. Funny but unexpectedly gross

  • @calach2924
    @calach2924 4 года назад +1

    The biggest joke is you expect us to pay for this

  • @marcelmoreau2733
    @marcelmoreau2733 4 года назад

    Uh this is annoying, where's the PA with my Perrier and steak tartar. I ordered my supper 3 hours ago.

  • @geoffroi-le-Hook
    @geoffroi-le-Hook 3 года назад +1

    0:45 sounds like Biden's 2020 campaign

  • @Harray97
    @Harray97 5 лет назад +12

    Diversity quotas are killing this show. Bring back the days of Frankie Boyle

    • @artemisstrong5113
      @artemisstrong5113 5 лет назад +12

      You do realize that this show has aired longer WITHOUT Frankie Boyle than with him, right? He did a couple of seasons 10 years ago. Big deal. I don't think there's much danger of the show collapsing without him. And he has his own show -- which is is not funny at all, but earnestly preachy -- and which you may go watch right now. No one is making you watch this promo clip. Off you go. Hippity-hop, quick like a bunny. Don't forget to close the door on your way out.

    • @artemisstrong5113
      @artemisstrong5113 5 лет назад +4

      @@MichaelM28 TEN YEARS ago, mate. Michael, are you and Harray the same person?

  • @markthompson7722
    @markthompson7722 3 года назад

    tell me when i should laugh

  • @davidsummerson668
    @davidsummerson668 3 года назад +1

    Well I suppose the black chick ticked a box🤨