Unlikely things to hear in a travel documentary | Mock the Week - BBC
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Ed Byrne. Paris. Dara reaction.
Priceless!
His delivery has gone up a notch or two in the past decade.
Didn't get the joke x) mind explaining it?
Katriina Eskelinen really? Wall to wall Fanny = wall to wall pussy (Fanny is a British term for girls). Hope that helps!
@@steveprice638 wall to wall girlie bits
I like Suzy’s “that’s cool” face right before changing for the next joke…
I love Ed Byrne in this, I nearly DIED laughing
He's just so unaplogetic with thos jokes, and looks so pleased with himself
One of the best things to come out of Ireland
@@conoroleary3312 as an Irish person, I can completely agree
“As a travel guide, I say “This is a once in a lifetime trip” on a near daily basis. But it’s probably not the best thing to say when working for the Make A Wish Foundation...”
That's quite good actually
This is a once in a lifetime trip to visit the last remaking cannibalistic society on Earth. (No return ticket required).
My favorite thing about MTW is when Ed and Dara make each other die laughing in that way only best friends can.
''Mumbai? no she's straight''.
😂😂😂
Ed's joke at 2:06 and Dara's wheezy laugh is just brilliant
Curry trees?!
Paris is, "Wall to wall fanny"?! GOLD
could someone elaborate? I know that fanny means vagina
Curry trees was an in-joke from the episode
Yup if anyone could explain the Paris joke I would be thankful because I don't get in.
I'm thinking do the streets in Paris look like fannies, or is there a building that looks like a fanny, or is Paris in the UK known for being a city with a lot of brothels? I have no clue, I really feel like I'm maybe missing some stereotypical idea of Paris or maybe something in the current news during the show that had to do with Paris and fannies?
Please someone enlighten me!
Fanny means vagina.
Both Sazid hasan Khan and I understand the meaning of the word fanny. Despite that I still didn't get the joke about Paris. If anyone could explain that joke, I would be be very greatful.
2:07. Ed Byrne up to his usual hilarity!
I'm here in the Amazon, where we are treated to the ever-present buzzing sound of the drones that fly off to complete Express shipping orders.
So you basically took the frame of the joke at 2:28 and restructured it to be less punchy and too obvious.
Things you wouldn't hear in a Travel Documentary in 2020:
Anything.
I’m here in a hotel, where I have to quarantine for the next two weeks
As you can see, Disneyland is not a very crowded place.
That Dignitas joke was class 😂
My all time favorite is Ed "It's wall to wall fanny!"
Ed’s upped his game now that boyles gone and I love it
In fairness it has been almost an entire decade since Boyle left....
Ed stole the show here!
The coffee shops of Amsterdam hahahhahahhahahahhahaha 😂
WHAT WAS THAT???
I dont get it
@@dabtican4953 he was stoned
@@RoboBongoCuckooCop hm also i didnt understand his joke about paris
@@dabtican4953 fanny means pussy
Whenever I hear that bit about 'the coffee shops of Amsterdam' I think back to when I was there and going to one. I didn't want to go to a bar and some of the locals told us of this new coffee shop... A big smile comes over my face. :-DD
This was in '81, maybe '82, and we were staying with some squatters in what was called "a crack house".
Rhys really upped his game here.
It's wall to wall Fanny. 😂🤣😂🤣
2:45 that hard cut in the laugh track
Captain Legs you know there is an audience?
@@Ndotra I'm aware, but my guess is that not enough people laughed at that joke or it died down too quickly so they took laughter from another section and pasted it over, but didn't bother giving it a clean ending and just cut it off
Captain Legs there i was thinking that jokes never fell flat on this show 😭 ruined it for me
@@Ndotra having an audience and using canned laughter are not mutually exclusive... like, at all. Everyone does it, all the time
This isn't the actual show. This is a teaser clip that has been edited. Just because you don't understand how it works, it doesn't mean you get to make it up as you go along.
2:06 Describing Paris as "wall to wall fanny" has confused some commenters below. It's a very immature, laddish way of saying that there are many attractive women there. If you want to hear much more of this kind of language use, listen to the young men on "The Inbetweeners". Ed Byrne gets a very approving look from Suzi Ruffel at 2:27.
It was also a running gag in a few episodes, where "fanny" would be the punchline.
The greatest video for today, thank you all
Rhys is criminally underrated
And I was told to not leave the United States, because I was supposed to be jealous of every single one of my friends who’ve been to some amazing countries
Diversity can be seen everywhere in the world, but I've only seen them in Butlin's.
Entry: I'm having to whisper because this elephant has got me in a headlock
Gorilla not elephant...
THAT DOLPHIN JOKE HAD ME REELING
That last one was brilliant
_"Running, cycling, rock climbing,_
_you'll do_ *anything* _to get out of this shithole."_
Surprisingly good
New York never sleeps because they do very noisy road works at night!!!!
'wall to wall fanny'
My Entry: Join me on a journey of travel, friendship and romance in Great Soviet Railway Journeys with Andrei Chikatilo.
All the points should have gone to Ed in this round, and Ed alone.
The coffee shops of Amsterdam.
Whaaaaa?? 🧐🧐
Reeve Thomas also known as where you can buy weed legally
@@paulthome8888 Not just buy, smoke in the cafe as well.
I’m here in the coffee shops, of Amsterdam.😂😂😂👌🏼
I know he needed that animal for his joke to work but, what the hell is a Lynx doing in Africa?
Nice to see Romesh compare himself to Nish
Other way around.
@@kylestubbs8867 I know, but it's part of the joke
"Hello, I'm Anthony Bourdain."
I'm in the Welsh town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyll.........
I'm in Wales.
... So as a choice, you could go to the Caribbean or the South of France, but Dudley...
Curry is in fact a tree. Leaves are used as spice in India a bit like bay leaf.
Who hurt Rhys?
"Next on the Travel Channel: an actual show about traveling."
And now here I am in Madrid in a Manchester city shirt trying to
Comfort the locals over the loss of a loved one, no not a relative of some sort, it's cristiano ronaldo
How I wish I had a better job than this
I'm here, in Turkmenistan.
@@jgt_ the joke is that no one goes on holiday to turkmenistan.
I don't know which of Ed's jokes I liked more, Paris or Amsterdam.
What was the last joke?
*Amsterdam coffee shops...*
You never want to leave ... Mainly because you're too stoned to figure out how.
I remember waking up in the morning and smoking leftover joints before my roommates woke up and a guy who had a bong so big he was heating the weed with one of those paint stripper heat guns. I think it was in a cannabis museum. I remember visiting a cannabis museum. That's pretty much all I remember.
My opening line - "I'm here in India... i probably shouldn't be, because my friend was also in her last night."
in my life I always hated travelling onboard planes with babies and its just my luck reporting live from Limbo the place is filled with the loud unending cries of babies welcome to my holiday from Hell!
The Amazon basin is the best one.
The Putin one... Hahahahaha!!! Я правильно поправляю своих русских друзей?
"Stay at home."
Hahaha wall to wall fanny haha
That chaz joke has a very different connotation in 2020 yet is still remarkable accurate if not for all the guns and violence
Didn't know Steve Vai was a comedian
In the words of the virgin mary… come again?
On or in a travel documentary? Be consistent, BBC 😋
Ed wins!
1:09 Is that really how British people pronounce "geyser"?
Yes. In Iceland, where the first geyser known to Europeans was discovered, it is pronounced gayseer (more or less). So the Americans and the Brits have both got it wrong, just differently wrong.
you rock
2:46 is the laughter canned?
No there’s a live audience
It was just cut off.
Did he say a fifteen-year-old virgin?
Certainly unlikely to hear on a travel show I guess
Yes, he's implying that 15 year old virgin boys wear Lynx deodorant.
"Here, women are forced to carry their children to term, even if they are unable to care for their children, or their pregnancy might kill them. But apart from that, Alabama is known for its stunning natural beauty."
Veerrrrrrrrry good especially on vibrate
I enjoy this.
Y'all know why?
I listen to the jokes. I don't focus on who's not on, who ought to be on, whether the show was better three/five/seven years ago, or the gender or sexuality of the comedians. I'm here for the fun of it!!
On the rare occasion I don't find it funny, I tend to watch something else. It's almost like magic, but it really works 😊
But don't you know? FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMales can't be funny and brown people always bring their SJW agenda in it. It makes me so angry how the libs get triggered!
Oh shut
UP!
Did he say he was IN chad?
🏳️🌈
Chad the country in Africa. Where there are obviously no American Frat parties.
Yes.... Why?
“Chad” could also be the name of someone you meet _at_ an American frat party.
@@kylestubbs8867 Yes and he was IN someone called Chad.
What is Fanny? Like but
It means vagina just a different word
if you like butt you won't like fanny
In the US, fanny is slang for butt. In the UK, it's slang for vagina.
Fanny? She's the only one who sent me here with her regards for everyone.
... I like curry trees....
Really? You sure?
Sad state of affairs when Danny Dyer is considered a tough guy.
The Vietnamese market one, isn't it too much?
How do you mean?
Well basically you can pick up herpes anywhere on earth, why would you want to pick up herpes specifically in a Vietnamese market?
Yeah, the Vietnam joke was kind of ignorant.
now on TravelTV we see the exciting journey of ones holidaymakers sperm reaching the egg of a pretty female friend
That has to be a record. Nish mentioning his race within 20 seconds. Usually takes a good 2 or 3 minutes.
Him and Romesh do travelling documentaries though
Triggered.
@@superneko99 Is that Rhyming Slang?
Yes, we know you're not Romesh Ranganathan. He's funny.
Do they add laughs in? 2:35 listen to the cutoff as soon as Hugh speaks
Luke Ferris he probably fucked up the joke and did a retake.
It's a live audience, but they do edit the programme.
To be fair, while Romesh is really interesting, this guy is even funnier.
...the person I'm replying to has deleted all their comments***all in all not the least cordial of people I've replied.
Nish Kumar
There aren't lynxes in Africa ...
He means lynx as in the deodorant, its called axe in the US
I know that. That's the other reference he's making. The joke needs both elements (the other being a literal lynx) to work.
He said on Safari, the way to make the joke complete would have been to say a location where Lynx are native
What the location does nothing for the joke
Yes it does because Lynx are not from Africa
Here you will be following me on my travels through this magnificent area, Iraq
Hang on a minute, he's taking the mickey out of curry trees--- so where do curry leaves come from???. Yes they DO exist but being Indian perhaps doesn't know.
Curry "trees" don't exist, curry plants do.
Plants, but trees... I've got one in my garden.
Lynxes don’t live in Africa 🤪
So you _definitely_ wouldn’t hear that in a travel documentary.
It’s a bit shit here init
Nish should be called Tish because then he'd be named an anagram of what he is
With the exception of Ed. Bryne I didn’t muster a single giggle during that shite!
My entry “ I’m here at the World Cup in Russia where the fans are celebrating in there thousands because they just found out that there leader is a secret closet gay”
Feeble...
does anyone realise the irony of a woman dressed like a steward for a BA flight talking about travel?
More of a coincidence, I'd say.
2:07 & 3:07
One minute apart and the only funny parts of this video.
And if you look in this drain pipe you will see maddeline mccan
Boy 😂😂😂😂
Christian Reibig
: - O
Dear BBC, have you considered that this part of the Mock the Week gives free advertising to all of the other television channels?
Love the fake laughs.
The laughter is real, but isn't always in reaction to what the editors want. A lot of it re-used from previous takes and the warm-up acts.
How dis funny
Got to be British to understand the humour.
Ohhh not Aussie humour 😂😂😂
They are referencing very current news/events on British telly. Just a reality.
Oh so far left and far right stuff.
Michael McGrath Why do you bother coming to the new videos if you know it's going to be awful because there's no Frankie Boyle?
Please get rid of Reece James
James O'Dowd why?
DarthKorma 49 watch top 10 football fuck ups on the football republic and ull find out
Kumar is not funny
Entry: So we've been trudging around this jungle for days on end, our supplies are desperately running out, but there is an equal number of men and women, so if we work the mathematics out correctly, we can still have some pleasure before we die
Guarantee they have to edit in the laughter, the show is not what it was 😔
It's easy to guarantee something as a rando on the Internet since you don't have to worry about proving anything.
Unlikely things to hear in a Mock The Week production meeting, "Ed Byrne is on this weeks show because of his undoubted comic talent, and not because he is friends with Dara O'Briain"
Am I the only one who never finds the red haired woman funny?
She has her moments unlike Nish who is incredibly dull.
They've run out of ideas and now are using puerile vulgarity to gain a few cheap laughs.
It used to be really funny. Now I'm embarrassed for them.
Tragic.
Cry us a river we can write a travel blog about
Complaining about a show nobody is forcing you to watch. I'm embarrassed for you.
Unlikely things to hear on a BBC panel show...anything other than a lefty liberal self congratulatory echo chamber
Even Hugh fails to be funny here. Romesh has never made me smile on any episode and (apologies I don’t know her name) the lady in the suit is even less amusing than him
Careful, your racism and sexism are too apparent.
Wtf is that thing next to ed? Is it a boy or girl? I miss the days when men were men and women were women...
WMV Gaming Even if you can’t tell their gender, you could at least talk about them as a person - not “that thing” or “it”
WMV Gaming this comment made me very unhappy. I hope you wanted that, because at least then some good came of it. If you're not a troll then, well, I hope you can find it in yourself to grow and see why such a rude and nasty comment is both useless and harmful.
Alex Swinton but did it bother you really? Or are you like the rest of the sheep that thinks its trendy to defend lesbians and gay men and all that jazz because it will get you brownie points on some internet forum? People dont think for themselves anymore and just copy everyone else, everything is an issue, everything is offensive, everything has to be politically correct or else the magic fairies will punish us, well sorry im not in that crowd there is a thing called free speech and if i dont like a lesbian or a brand of food or a certain person it is my opinion and i am entitled to it, no amount of petitions from you millenials will change that. So please do some growing yourself and stop herding the rest of the sheep.
WMV Gaming yes, you're entitled to your opinion. But freedom of speech doesn't stop me calling you a bigot when you are being, y'know, bigoted.
And I don't think it gets me "brownie points" as you put it. I think it makes me a good person.
But anyway, it's late and neither of us are going to change our opinions, as I can see. So I'm going to cut my losses and leave.
Alex Swinton i think you need to learn what bigot means mate before you throw it around, repeating it just because you heard it somewhere doesnt make it a true statement. But ive dealt with people like you before and the word bigot is used by the small minded who cant come up with a legitimate response to a simple argument. The education in this country is getting worse.