"Yes I'm Nigel Farage and a warm welcome to the Borderline Racist Travel Show...... this week I'm in Beijing and don't these local people have funny little eyes...."
''The monsoons here in India have been going on for 2 weeks now and most of the houses on this street are completely flooded. I can guarantee that none of the residents have home insurance''
''During my visit to Wales i talked to a few locals in the Brecon Beacons and one of them told me how he met the love of his life. Her name was Cassie and she was a sheep''
YEAH I SAID IT!!!! I've started using that phrase myself now 😂 ROM smashed it in this episode of mock the week. Dunno how Sara Pascoe became a comedian though... she's not even funny
My favourite is Hugh's "...one of Iceland's oldest geysers. You alright, mate?" 😂
Wait, what? _That's_ how people in Britain pronounce "geyser"?
I never would've figured that out on my own.
We heard
It’s refreshing to hear a Ebola joke in those trying times
Romesh nails it! "Yeah, I said it!"
Rob - Southend and Las Vegas...
Hugh - Iceland's oldest geysers, "You alright, mate?"
Yes, that's what was in the video.
"Yeah I said it!"
Ed and hugh are brilliant
I PERSONALLY TAKE OFFENCE TO THE SOUTHEND JOKE.
I've tried it, it doesn't work.
The fact that you've previously tried it really says enough
You need to go to the Lamb and flag, Southend branch by the sounds of it
Worst thing is he stole it from Frankie Boyle.
when you say an offensive joke just make sure you say afterwards "yeah I said it!" that will justify that ;)
I mean he ain't wrong.....
Romesh is hilarious.
@Evi1M4chine YEAH I SAID IT
@Evi1M4chine none of us understand you pal
Romesh is as funny as ebola is. He is litterly a one trick pony. The racism card or how bad the whiteys are.
Evi1M4chine I don’t get your ‘insult’
I actually saw him at a high school opening evening
Yeeah I said it!
LEGEND
Yeah he said it
Romesh's catchphrase has been sealed
Leto Atreides II, God Emperor of Dune:... Romesh's catchphrase!? If you mean "yeah, ah said it!!" Chris Rock was sayin it 10 years prior...
@@michaelrawson6261 bro be quiet will u.
It's a joke, get over it, why your tryna be political about it I'll never know
*I’M DANNY DYER, AND WELCOME TO ITALY’S QUAINTEST VINEYARDS*
I’d watch that any day.
Welcome to Blackburn, if you're not sure where it is, go North from Manchester until you feel hope dying!
"I'm in the Welsh town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyll......
I'm in a Welsh town."
This new guy is great. :)
"Hello I'm Michael Palin, and I am going to travel the world in 80 days. 80 days! I didn't want to do this. I wanted to be… *a lumberjack!*
Romesh was on fire!
"Best way to see Portsmouth" hahahaha
I live there and it's true
2:04 the first time I watched this I thought she said "if what you like seeing and doing is crying" xD
That's exactly what she did say.
gwishart no she says 'crime'
But yeah its hard to tell at first.
Either way it's funny
Me too! The first couple of times.
This is Timbuktu, Hugh asked me to give him a number because I can’t pronounce his name either.
It's actually from the makers of Timbuk-one
Every joke got a round of applause. Brilliant
Holy shit! A comedy show where every joke got a round of applause! What universe are you from?
Some gems in this one. Very good! 🤣
I like the new guy
Pretty sure it's the guy from peacock and gamble
Tom Baggott did he lose a load of weight?
Will Pettit seems like it
Will Pettit Have you seen them on russel howard's good news?
Tom Baggott indeed I have, they absolutely killed it
My god look at that jaw, i wanna slice cheese with it holy fuck its glorious
I knoooow
Ameliaa Boyce what jaw?
"I think you'll find these German sausages are just the wurst."
I love romesh yeah I said it
Ooft the new guy
Yeah, I said it!! 😂😂 Love!!
something about travel.
yeah I said it.
I love that Kyrgyzstan joke made me piss 😂😂
Some of us actually knew how to spell Kyrgyzstan and where it is even before we saw this skit... and I'm not even from Bishkek......
Like where is it's geographical location and which countries does it share a border with.....
I live in Portsmouth and yeah I totally agree lol
I’m affended at the Southend joke 😡😡
I dnt even like chips 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Portsmouth is a nice place
Love how Lewisham is mentioned in every other episode 😂
who is that new guy ? he is funny in my option
Ed Gamble
Sara is the best I love her
dont let richie and eddie know theres birds at the lamb and flag, they'll be there for a bit of hot steamy shagathon!!
Who was the guy that made the Danny dyer joke?
Ed Gamble
Today we’re going to use our maps, say map!
Portsmouth’s not that bad 😂 it has a pretty good music scene
"Well it maybe nestled firmly in the third world but Skegness really is a vibrant travel destination".
Ffs I'm crying about the southend joke.. So true
Lewisham’s not that bad... okay it is
The new guy is alright...
How does he know about Kyrgyzstan
Welcome to Bishkek
I wonder if Romesh can tell a joke without moving his glasses?
Bring Rom back?
What I’d say: And now Malaysi- Malaysia? What the hell is a Malaysia? What?
Right now in Italy, you can see an American man’s crush from high school dating one of the greatest Italian athletes of the same age.
That lewisham joke was untrue!
Welcome to America, the first country that has been reorganized into the first galactic empire.
And we're almost certain the ebola has now gone...
2015: Haha nice
2020: -_-
54 downvotes from Piers Morgan.
Portsmouth was...really not great...
''Middlesborough doesn't look as bad if you walk through it blindfolded''
0:06 sure the Ebolas gone but what about the COVID?
2020: 3480
"Yes I'm Nigel Farage and a warm welcome to the Borderline Racist Travel Show...... this week I'm in Beijing and don't these local people have funny little eyes...."
''I can see why they call it a sweatshop. Because there is about 30 people in here that fucking stink''
Can’t stand Romesh, but he was uncharacteristically entertaining this one
Unless KH
''I got freindly with a Nigerian. 10mins later my bank account was empty''
''The monsoons here in India have been going on for 2 weeks now and most of the houses on this street are completely flooded. I can guarantee that none of the residents have home insurance''
wow Sara made an actual joke
Amadeus190890 Yes it's a rare occasion
chill out incel gatekeeper
I don't think Ed Gamble is funny.
Yeah, I said it!
''During my visit to Wales i talked to a few locals in the Brecon Beacons and one of them told me how he met the love of his life. Her name was Cassie and she was a sheep''
YEAH I SAID IT!!!!
I've started using that phrase myself now 😂 ROM smashed it in this episode of mock the week.
Dunno how Sara Pascoe became a comedian though... she's not even funny
Romesh is as funny as testicular cancer. YEAH, I SAID IT!
''This was never seen travel documentary was recorded 2 years before George Michael died. George Michael For The Love Of Bogs''
yeah i said it guy is super annoying
''The whole time i was in Rio De Janeiro i kept asking myself is that a man or a woman?''
Romesh is cringe