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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2024

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  • @andrewfenn3019
    @andrewfenn3019 3 года назад +575

    I love how Dara leapt to Angela's defense.
    "She didn't do it. Don't boo her."

    • @RichardM-kv4uu
      @RichardM-kv4uu 3 года назад +20

      @Paul Adams Some women are extremely funny.

    • @renejuren2398
      @renejuren2398 3 года назад +11

      Their jokes are. Its just the delivery that fails very often. Comedian should be an actors as well in my book.

    • @na......124
      @na......124 3 года назад +10

      @Paul Adams #sarahmillican

    • @na......124
      @na......124 3 года назад +4

      @Paul Adams #ShappiKhorsandi

    • @na......124
      @na......124 3 года назад +8

      @Paul Adams #SaraPascoe

  • @platinumpatience5307
    @platinumpatience5307 3 года назад +477

    2:39 I love how Ed Gamble finished his Indian joke and immediately looked to see Romesh's reaction, and Romesh was already walking towards the mic to respond! 😂

    • @Ryno2094
      @Ryno2094 3 года назад +12

      Thanks for explaining that I would have never understood what they were doing if not for you, thank you so much.

    • @B4by-G1r4ff3
      @B4by-G1r4ff3 3 года назад +12

      I love how Romesh dosn't care and takes the mick out of his indian race himself!

    • @toucheturtle...6547
      @toucheturtle...6547 3 года назад +33

      @@B4by-G1r4ff3
      That's because he is from Sri Lanka....

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 3 года назад +10

      @@Ryno2094 I thought PP was explaining what he loved, rather than explaining what happened?
      A subtle difference, but a difference none the less.

    • @lynhugell6563
      @lynhugell6563 2 года назад +2

      I thought the timing was perfect.

  • @keelieinwonderland
    @keelieinwonderland 3 года назад +165

    That cupboard joke was bloody genius

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 3 года назад +14

      It's like the one with nish
      "What's the difference between an Indian and and Asian elephant? Ones not an elephant"
      "I'm not an elephant"

  • @0ceanicify
    @0ceanicify 2 года назад +22

    "I'm Paddington from Darkest Peru" said the small bear.
    "Deport him!" said the Home Secretary.

  • @2KOOLURATOOLGaming
    @2KOOLURATOOLGaming 3 года назад +416

    OK, either I'm in a jolly mood today or this clip was especially funny.

    • @jesseblack5812
      @jesseblack5812 3 года назад +17

      both

    • @CrimsonSapphire99
      @CrimsonSapphire99 3 года назад +10

      Definitely Both

    • @ginngercrazy
      @ginngercrazy 3 года назад +7

      I thinks one of the better ones out there.

    • @luuketaylor
      @luuketaylor 3 года назад +8

      A little column A, a little column B

    • @12000gp
      @12000gp 3 года назад +13

      Maybe you’re in a jolly mood because this clip was especially funny.

  • @moretimeneeded56
    @moretimeneeded56 3 года назад +116

    5:58 that was great and finished on a high. Hugh Dennis says it as if he really means it.

    • @argo12
      @argo12 3 года назад +9

      That was the best one!

  • @DrTSquare
    @DrTSquare 2 года назад +23

    The Jack and Jill one is my favorite 😂

  • @jamiejp4007
    @jamiejp4007 2 года назад +15

    "Woman can't be Ghostbusters wah" send 😆

  • @angeladawn805
    @angeladawn805 3 года назад +32

    I'll NEVER think of Paddington the same way again :)

  • @AdrianColley
    @AdrianColley 3 года назад +174

    Dara bursts a blood vessel laughing at Hugh's last joke, then unhesitatingly gives the points to Ed's team. Wrap the green flag round me, boys!

    • @PianoKwanMan
      @PianoKwanMan 3 года назад +4

      It's cos it Dara wasn't on Stephens' side

    • @flemmingpedersen567
      @flemmingpedersen567 3 года назад +22

      As far as I know, they film him giving points to both teams, and the editor gets to decide which is used - the dumbest thing I have seen, is an episode where team A got all the points and team B won the show.

    • @ze_rubenator
      @ze_rubenator 3 года назад +31

      @@flemmingpedersen567 Wait are you telling me, that you actually pay attention to who wins and who gets the points? You must be literally the only one.

    • @flemmingpedersen567
      @flemmingpedersen567 3 года назад +12

      @@ze_rubenator Only that one time, because it was so obvious - my brain just wouldn't accept it, so I scrubbed through the show to make sure, and the winning team didn't get a single point - I know why they have to have the points, but it still seems pointless.

    • @liams1991
      @liams1991 3 года назад +6

      Never understood why they bother with "points" tbh. Never made sense.

  • @xalahuj
    @xalahuj 3 года назад +121

    "Oh bother," said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse.

  • @FinBrennan
    @FinBrennan 3 года назад +82

    Nipple clamps & Lube is the name of my new memoir.

    • @scottakasprite
      @scottakasprite 3 года назад +4

      Mine will be 'Hookers And Blow'

    • @DominikMaslyk
      @DominikMaslyk 3 года назад +1

      My one is “Condom of Cocaine”

    • @7MatthewJames
      @7MatthewJames 2 года назад

      Mine will be “A Tree and LSD”

    • @kennyn1992
      @kennyn1992 9 месяцев назад

      Grew up poor so "Stolen Pliers and Chaffing," for me.

  • @CantStayAway
    @CantStayAway 3 года назад +14

    My All-Time Favourite "Unlikely Lines to Hear in a Children's Book" moment is definitely when Chris Addison turns "The Gruffalo" into "Stringfellow" XDXDXD

  • @LiyemEanapay
    @LiyemEanapay 3 года назад +47

    The Narnia, Indian/Cupboard and Ghostbusters jokes were great

    • @vagabondwastrel2361
      @vagabondwastrel2361 3 года назад +11

      The ghostbusters joke was gaslighting straight from the studio's pr company. People had three main problems with the movie. It shit on the original cast, it wasn't funny, and they advertised with misandry.

  • @johnbiggscr
    @johnbiggscr 3 года назад +16

    Almost spat my tea out at Swallows and Amazons.

    • @Envexitytg
      @Envexitytg 3 года назад +2

      Yep adult content .. and a female proffeser gets sacked for claiming only women have vaginal birth canals

  • @Potionette81
    @Potionette81 3 года назад +51

    'So Christopher Robin spent a long, happy morning playing with his beloved Pooh, and his mum finally accepted that she needed to consult a psychiatrist about her son's serious scatological issues'.

  • @kenneththies275
    @kenneththies275 3 года назад +26

    This show is an antidote to a very bad day.

  • @dinogoldie9716
    @dinogoldie9716 2 года назад +28

    Bear in mind, this is the best bit of MTW. They film nearly three hours of content for each episode and this is the stuff that makes the cut.

    • @EvilBlakey
      @EvilBlakey 2 года назад +8

      So? That's how media works. Bad songs cut from albums don't make the remaining songs any worse, and bad bits cut from MTW don't make the funny bits any less funny.

    • @jamierobertson9832
      @jamierobertson9832 2 года назад +3

      kinda proves that its unscripted then

    • @helenHTID
      @helenHTID 2 года назад +4

      @@jamierobertson9832 Correct. It's more like an on the spot rehearsal and partly prepped. They get told the subjects before the show rolls, Then come up with a whole bunch of stuff for filming.. A mix of ideas they thought of before hand and stuff they come with on the day, And then the producers take all the bit they want and make the TV show. But the live audience get to see the whole thing unfold in front of them which could be several hours.. It's definitely a day out for them each time.

  • @UntrainableWizard
    @UntrainableWizard 3 года назад +10

    "And from under the bridge came the voice of the troll. 'WAH! Woman can't be Ghostbusters', *send*".

  • @emporioalnino4670
    @emporioalnino4670 3 года назад +28

    Ivo is underrated

  • @celinemet
    @celinemet 3 года назад +19

    Ed Byrne!!!

  • @zomfies
    @zomfies 3 года назад +96

    Who the hell runs this account? Why is this video tagged with the names of two performers who aren't in it?

    • @Baiko
      @Baiko 3 года назад +18

      Probably someone who thought this time they've finally nailed the youtube automatisation.

    • @flyawaytodie
      @flyawaytodie 3 года назад +12

      The intern, who replaced an intern who was even stupider.

    • @1969Kismet
      @1969Kismet 3 года назад +5

      Just checking on your attention and giving something to do. Job done for today.

    • @Septimus_ii
      @Septimus_ii 3 года назад +6

      They fit the right title, so they're improving

  • @toluckyforyou4432
    @toluckyforyou4432 3 года назад +4

    2:45 “oh come on that’s not fair”

  • @Tom_The_Cat
    @Tom_The_Cat 3 года назад +7

    Name? Kieth Vaz-I mean Jim!
    Occupation? MP-I mean washing machine salesman!

  • @beverleydavies5954
    @beverleydavies5954 2 года назад +4

    I love Ed gamble!!👍👏

  • @7MatthewJames
    @7MatthewJames 2 года назад +3

    “Is that your final answer Mr Von Trapp?”

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess 9 месяцев назад

    1:23 ha Hugh looks ashamed about that Paddington one!

  • @JamesSmith-pp5vp
    @JamesSmith-pp5vp 3 года назад +11

    'Are those new tracks?' The Fat Controller asked Thomas.
    'I've asked you not to make comments on my heroin addiction.' Thomas replied.

  • @jbcatz5
    @jbcatz5 3 года назад +35

    “And now for the next question, does my bum look big is this?”

  • @Pseud0nymTXT
    @Pseud0nymTXT 3 года назад +26

    Damn as someone who grew up being read swallows and amazon that joke hot me hard, brilliant.

    • @bren106
      @bren106 3 года назад +7

      Everyone's wondering if your typo should have been hit me hard or got me hard.

    • @OP-1000
      @OP-1000 3 года назад +1

      @@madisntit6547 it has been 5 months. I think it is safe to say it was “hit”

  • @TonyHavenMusic
    @TonyHavenMusic 3 года назад +15

    Plot twist, the subject for Brook/Essex vs Fry/Hawkins was popular culture from the mid 2000's, so it was indeed, pointless 😂

  • @aecides3203
    @aecides3203 3 года назад +34

    "It's the banker and he thinks you're going to accept this deal, because in his box is your wife" - let's be honest here, there are a lot of people that would refuse the deal and count it as a win if they knew their box had 5p in it.

  • @nunyanunya4147
    @nunyanunya4147 Год назад +3

    im gonna be sooo freakin depressed when i get to the end ov this playlist :(

  • @marikaii4618
    @marikaii4618 3 года назад +4

    does anyone know 1:24 's name??

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 9 месяцев назад

      Ivo Graham if you're still wondering!

  • @princesskursethegachatuber4164
    @princesskursethegachatuber4164 3 года назад +2

    0:42 lol

  • @peterburke1709
    @peterburke1709 3 года назад +5

    Imagine if pAddington did deal in cocaine in the live action films lol

  • @bsvlitmus
    @bsvlitmus Год назад +2

    Who's that 0:36? Forgot his name.

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 9 месяцев назад +1

      Ed Gamble

  • @aminopropylpiperazine261
    @aminopropylpiperazine261 3 года назад +11

    Bloody hell, why do I know that it is Baku? xD

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 3 года назад +1

      Ah… so did I. Jinx!

    • @NJTYY
      @NJTYY 3 года назад +1

      Cheers! That joke was a little humiliating for me as an Azerbaijani, but got over it quite quickly, as the following ones were actually hilarious

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 2 года назад +2

      No it is fuktifino

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 6 месяцев назад

    "I will never tell you my name! You will have to _guess_ my name!" said Rumplestiltskin.
    "Oh, thanks, narrator."
    You're welcome.

  • @Nulono
    @Nulono 3 года назад +3

    Could someone explain the "washing machine salesman" joke?

    • @AK-ez4pc
      @AK-ez4pc 2 года назад +1

      Keith Vaz was caught in a scandal where he told those he was "engaging" with that he was a washing machine salesmen and his name was Jim

  • @ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869
    @ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869 2 года назад +1

    Amanda makes my mouth water

  • @RiotElephantProductions
    @RiotElephantProductions 3 года назад +5

    #Katherineryan isn’t in this video.... I believe that comedian’s name is Angela

    • @RiotElephantProductions
      @RiotElephantProductions 3 года назад +4

      Also josh widdacomb is also not in this video, along with Milton jones. Ed Gamble is there

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 3 года назад +3

      Angela Barnes.

  • @Chris-wj8fz
    @Chris-wj8fz 2 месяца назад

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water...Jill came down with half a crown ..but not for carrying water

  • @πλούσιομετάλλιο-ι6ν
    @πλούσιομετάλλιο-ι6ν 3 года назад +5

    Storm trooper trunks BLK on both sides

  • @andrewfenn3019
    @andrewfenn3019 3 года назад +12

    "Now hold on, fellas. You can't be Woody and Buzz. I'm Woody and that's Buzz. Wait a minute, ain't you Andy's mums toys? I thought so. You have a nice now. I can tell Andy's mum will have a great night."

  • @andycontento3563
    @andycontento3563 3 года назад +10

    🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 3 года назад +5

    '' One minute i was in the hospital and all of a sudden everything went black said Prince Phillip when he arrived at the pearly gates''

  • @chicosticks
    @chicosticks 3 года назад +1

    "Intelligence make for some incredibly funny human beings".... What do i mean 🤨?....

  • @aiieeee5166
    @aiieeee5166 3 года назад +1

    If only he said Woody instead of Noddy

    • @oomfoof7294
      @oomfoof7294 3 года назад +6

      Well it wouldn't make sense, because Woody isn't in a "toy town' nor is he in a children's book.

  • @no1bandfan
    @no1bandfan 3 года назад +41

    You can have women ghostbusters, just don’t have shit writing to go along with it.

    • @theghost7277
      @theghost7277 3 года назад

      No no no

    • @jamesnelson984
      @jamesnelson984 3 года назад +12

      I would add, and not those women. Maybe some with actual talent 🤣

  • @romainsavioz5466
    @romainsavioz5466 3 года назад +1

    To you ?

  • @Nulono
    @Nulono 3 года назад +1

    Swallows and Amazons? What?

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 2 года назад +2

      Netflix operates a streaming service as does Amazon.
      ‘Chill’ refers to engaging in intimate sexual activity and swallows refers to oral sex.
      However… ‘Swallows and Amazons’ was a 1930 novel by Arthur Ransome about two groups of children who met on holiday. It became a 1974 movie and a later remake in 2016.

  • @mariarahelvarnhagen2729
    @mariarahelvarnhagen2729 2 года назад

    #Outwilliamed

  • @CricketEngland
    @CricketEngland 3 года назад +12

    And at the end of that round the points goto whoever I f’ing want to give them too because I am Dara O’Brien and I am in charge and decide the winner even if I have given them less points through out the show than the other side...

    • @CricketEngland
      @CricketEngland 3 года назад +3

      @@muisverriet no one said I was but that’s how Dara does it.... watch an episode in full and you will see on some shows he has give move point to one side through out the show but then announced the winners to be the other team.

    • @DavidOakesMusic
      @DavidOakesMusic 3 года назад +9

      @@CricketEngland I'm pretty sure they film both teams being announced "the winner" and use whichever they feel like in editing.

    • @franticranter
      @franticranter 3 года назад +14

      @@CricketEngland that's because the show isn't for points. the points are part of a format that they create competitiveness and create a facade of originality in the show. the format isn't the focus point of the show, the comedy is, and so he just does whatever he wants within the format to prop up that facade

    • @CricketEngland
      @CricketEngland 3 года назад +1

      @@franticranter yes and that’s what I said

    • @jamesl8640
      @jamesl8640 3 года назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/ZBgArqjVyL0/видео.html
      In this dara says "the points are arse" and don't matter.

  • @Damian_1989
    @Damian_1989 3 года назад +12

    WAAAH well apparently the trolls were right, SEND!

    • @EightThreeEight
      @EightThreeEight 2 года назад +3

      Ed isn't saying anything about the quality of the film.

  • @MultiMolly21
    @MultiMolly21 3 года назад +2

    Like a Pudding, Society finally sets up, nothing can move, this state, the flowering, the Final Act; is followed by rot and confusion, dissolution and grievance. When it was still boiling, getting another ingredient or two, being stirred, scraped, cooled. The banquet lasts depending on the size of the pot. But when it's finished, it's over.

  • @bondinvisible
    @bondinvisible Год назад +1

    Your are the weakest link but no one is the worst player here is your participation award

  • @derekbland5253
    @derekbland5253 3 года назад +19

    My God an anti Labour leader joke. That's a rare thing.

  • @RakuSZN
    @RakuSZN 3 года назад +8

    That ghostbusters film was shite tbf tho

  • @gozelziyali2019
    @gozelziyali2019 Год назад

    🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿

  • @gozelziyali2019
    @gozelziyali2019 Год назад

    🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿

  • @ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869
    @ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869 2 года назад +3

    Women could be ghostbusters if they were funny and capable actresses. And it came with a decent script.

  • @kylewilliams5761
    @kylewilliams5761 3 года назад +15

    Of course women can be Ghostbusters......,
    Just means it will earn less money and be boring.!!!

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 3 года назад +2

    Do you like green eggs and ham? I do not like them Sam I Am, I do not like green eggs and ham. I just don’t think you should’ve made this dish at all, it’s disastrous. The yolks are green and not yellow, and the ham is green and not cooked to a medium rare. Plus the eggs are still undercooked I can hear them cluck, the ham is raw I can still hear it oink. So I’m not scoring this dish at all

  • @ipellaers
    @ipellaers 3 года назад +1

    Have you seen the last Ghostbusters? Troll might've been on to something Ed ;)

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 3 года назад +1

    Hear a story called Ed Gamble
    Were he Gambled to be a crappy comedian

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography 3 года назад +3

    These are so much better when the politics stay out of it. Thank you!

    • @TwoWholeWorms
      @TwoWholeWorms 2 года назад +4

      Uncorrect.

    • @bt3743
      @bt3743 2 года назад +1

      It's always the closet racists who say politics shouldn't be in comedy

  • @jamesnelson984
    @jamesnelson984 3 года назад +1

    Honestly the female Ghostbusters movie sucked out loud and I'm not ashamed to say it

  • @wasabista1613
    @wasabista1613 3 года назад +2

    Guess this is an older episode, from back when it WAS unlikely to find sexual things in a children's book.

    • @themostbritishpersonalive868
      @themostbritishpersonalive868 2 года назад +2

      And political things

    • @bt3743
      @bt3743 2 года назад +1

      @@themostbritishpersonalive868 someones existence is political now? You twats sound like Thatcher and she was the biggest twat of em all

    • @Ogrethephreak
      @Ogrethephreak 2 года назад +11

      What children's books are you reading??

  • @sugarnads
    @sugarnads 3 года назад +2

    And twas true! Women cant be ghostbusters. it was utter shit.

  • @mjhauptfleisch614
    @mjhauptfleisch614 3 года назад +3

    Don't get me wrong, I am all for free speech,
    but is it really necessary to make fun of people who cannot defend themselves?,
    who are not well placed in society?,
    who are poor?
    This Canadian program really shocked me,
    and its effort to hide behind satire is pathetic.
    Rather give me old-fashioned British humor,
    which never make fun of weak people.
    (Big Bang Comedy will never see me again!)

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 3 года назад +9

      Nobody is above being made fun of. Every good joke has a victim. And actually, most jokes are making fun of ideas which the performer thinks is bad. Not to promote ideas they believe in.
      In fact, every joke I've ever died laughing at has been -ist or -phobic. Does that mean that I believe in those ideas? Not at all. A joke is a joke. And I'm sick of every joke being obligated to be socially conscious or pushing a political agenda. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

    • @TimoRutanen
      @TimoRutanen 3 года назад +2

      You don't have to do it if you don't want to. But when you appear to be a crank to everyone, don't be surprised if they act accordingly.

  • @scottfreckle237
    @scottfreckle237 2 года назад

    Only reason Ed is there is because he's Dara's pal, he's certainly not a comedian

    • @paulpurves484
      @paulpurves484 2 года назад +9

      Absolute rubbish, he’s awesome

  • @corriedebeer799
    @corriedebeer799 3 года назад

    The Indian with the lazy eye is auctually Sri Lankan. I don't wanna be that guy but that is the lazy stereotypeing that gets you reported to the FA. #noroomforracism

    • @CptnWolfe
      @CptnWolfe 2 года назад +1

      They still went on with the joke

  • @appleboy8899
    @appleboy8899 3 года назад +2

    Such a shame Angela Barnes is in it, least funniest person on this show ever

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 2 года назад

      I hear you. However, that title surely belongs to Gina Yashere. She did two accents (badly), Sowf Landan and Nigerian (after her mum).
      Angela can be a little bit off the mark but she has had some belters.