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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • What's the worst or best lines you ever heard on a TV Show? Our guest comedians come up with some interesting ideas! 💡😂.
    #MockTheWeek #ScenesWeLikeToSee #Seann Walsh #FrankieBoyle
    Series 07, Episode 8.
    Watch the funniest Mock The Week moments here! We're uploading your favourite Mock The Week clips featuring Milton Jones, Romesh Ranganathan, Stewart Francis, Hugh Dennis and more every week, hosted by Dara O'Briain.
    Mock the Week is a British topical, satirical celebrity panel show, that was created by Dan Patterson and Mark Leveson.

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  • @quizmaster85
    @quizmaster85 3 года назад +87

    ANDY: "If Sally buys three oranges and two apples, how far south of Scotland is she?"
    FRANKIE: 😐

    • @muchi77
      @muchi77 3 года назад +2

      would you be so kind as to explain this one to me?
      ╥﹏╥

    • @quizmaster85
      @quizmaster85 3 года назад +5

      @@muchi77 I think it's poking a joke at the diet of Scottish people - possibly a forerunner to this news story which was published about 8 or 9 years after this moment.
      www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-41482909

    • @muchi77
      @muchi77 3 года назад +3

      @@quizmaster85 ah i see, thank you! :D

  • @platinumpatience5307
    @platinumpatience5307 3 года назад +128

    2:04 I love how both Russell and Andy had the same idea at the exact time! They opened the racist door together 🤣

    • @robbrown2222
      @robbrown2222 3 года назад +7

      It's Frankie's grin that makes me laugh though :)

  • @flannelgay420
    @flannelgay420 3 года назад +216

    I wanna see a compilation of all the times the people on the left side of the performance area have had to scramble to get there in time

    • @adiosamoeba2413
      @adiosamoeba2413 3 года назад +9

      Was just thinking about this, it happens all the time, why don't they just make them all walk to the same side they're sat?

    • @flannelgay420
      @flannelgay420 3 года назад +12

      They probably did it intentionally to make these awkward moments happen

    • @flannelgay420
      @flannelgay420 3 года назад +1

      Ace Edmonds I don’t think I’ve seen that one but I need to

    • @tsvandyke
      @tsvandyke 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/fhg9tYNjcMw/видео.html&ab_channel=Keri

    • @glambox92
      @glambox92 2 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joost00555
    @joost00555 2 года назад +16

    I love those repeated jokes like Holly's, but also Ed's Deja vu joke from another Exam Questions moment.

  • @elonmask50
    @elonmask50 3 года назад +134

    An excellent old episode, they were all good answers

    • @williamjaffe4617
      @williamjaffe4617 3 года назад +21

      Unlikely things to hear in a RUclips comments section

    • @themagickgoblin840
      @themagickgoblin840 3 года назад +19

      @@williamjaffe4617 "Thankyou for your valid and opposite opinions. I both appreciate the chance to challenge my own perceptions and have a pleasant discussion"

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 3 года назад +14

      @@williamjaffe4617 "This person, who has differing political opinions to my own, seems to be a lovely and intelligent person."

    • @hayreddinbarbarossa661
      @hayreddinbarbarossa661 3 года назад +3

      @@williamjaffe4617 a medical or scientific explanation from someone who ACTUALLY knows what they are talking about.

    • @paulquaife7974
      @paulquaife7974 3 года назад +2

      Half the jokes haven't aged well, like katie price, now off tv and riddled with debt

  • @Ram92026z
    @Ram92026z 3 года назад +16

    I don't think I have ever in my life watched clips from a showm over and over and over and again and again like I watch these clips from MTW. You never tire watching these amazing people. I spend $2000 a year to watch stand up acts here in the US. But nobody has ever been as witty as these MTW dudes. Incredibly talented and so bloody funny.

  • @sarahprice659
    @sarahprice659 3 года назад +46

    There should be a rule preventing Frankie and Hugh from being on the same team. It’s just not fair!

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад +5

      Frankie left in Series 7. There hasn’t been a need for that rule since.

  • @PokerPlayerJames
    @PokerPlayerJames 3 года назад +58

    My best attempt at an answer to the exam question one:
    "What is Amnesia? Is it A- Memory Loss. . . "

  • @CymonTempler
    @CymonTempler Год назад +2

    If Holly would’ve been the last one to come in at the end of the second part and asked “what is amnesia?” I think I would’ve pissed my self.😂😂😂

  • @brian554xx
    @brian554xx 3 года назад +13

    The way Dara says "everyone" always sounds to me like "evriun."

  • @jamesh9647
    @jamesh9647 3 года назад +196

    0:28 zwei weltkriege und eine weltmeisterschaft do da do da

  • @jonathanfraser321
    @jonathanfraser321 3 года назад +18

    Love the look Frankie Boyle gves andy parsons after the joke about Scottish dietary habits. Even better is his menacing standing behind him as he finishes it

  • @doctorwhat3683
    @doctorwhat3683 3 года назад +6

    0:36 There’s a look on Dara’s face of “Oh shit, here we go”

  • @Caroleonus
    @Caroleonus 3 года назад +18

    3:02 not as angry as Boris Johnson, that's a £1000 fine

  • @aellalee4767
    @aellalee4767 3 года назад +15

    Nothing is pulling us down to the earth. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is pushing us down with Quob's noodley appendages.

  • @MrKaywyn
    @MrKaywyn 2 года назад +1

    The Italian Job reference is super.

  • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
    @SamarIqbal1-2-1 3 года назад +25

    Frankie: “Discuss the idea that Willy Wonka was a phedophile!” 2:17 😆😂😂

  • @aintnobodyherebutuschicken1418
    @aintnobodyherebutuschicken1418 3 года назад +12

    Briliant!!! I haven't laughed so much in - I don't know how long! Really, really genuinely talented and hilarious comedans! Many thanks for posting 💞

  • @jackarthur4673
    @jackarthur4673 3 года назад +2

    Regae regae condoms was brilliant 😂😂 and so underated.

  • @christopherdavies1759
    @christopherdavies1759 3 года назад +4

    4:03 I'm out. Hahahaha

  • @hayreddinbarbarossa661
    @hayreddinbarbarossa661 3 года назад +60

    Ah, Andy seems to have left the racist door ajar again.

  • @davereynard
    @davereynard 2 года назад

    Frankie Boyle is a legend!

  • @Ccs1989
    @Ccs1989 3 года назад +14

    I wish these videos would include the names of the performers. I have no idea who most of these guys are

    • @TheTradge
      @TheTradge 3 года назад +10

      Andy Parsons, Holly Walsh, Russell Howard, Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Stewart Francis

  • @VeritasMiles
    @VeritasMiles 3 года назад +5

    You left a word out. 🤓

  • @EterPuralis
    @EterPuralis 3 года назад +41

    Is it a) memory loss?

    • @OfficialNube
      @OfficialNube 3 года назад +6

      They should have made that joke on the show.

    • @AK94913
      @AK94913 3 года назад +1

      Is what memory loss?

    • @OfficialNube
      @OfficialNube 3 года назад

      @@AK94913 Watch the video for it to make sense.

    • @quizmaster85
      @quizmaster85 3 года назад +1

      ...
      I've forgotten the question.

    • @robynpayne3544
      @robynpayne3544 3 года назад +1

      I believe the answer is 4 the battle of hastings

  • @TheBushcraftBum
    @TheBushcraftBum 3 года назад +1

    Wow dara nearly had hair 🤭

  • @RobertJonesWightpaint
    @RobertJonesWightpaint 2 года назад +1

    I'm going to miss this show - it's quality .... and there is so little of that on offer on any TV channel now.

  • @wonderwend1
    @wonderwend1 3 года назад +3

    Frankie annoys me how he hugs the stage all the time

  • @markorollo.
    @markorollo. 3 года назад +2

    To be fair, sugar did sell one shiteless thing, anyone remember the Amstrad word processor with the green screen?

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад +1

    1:39

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 3 года назад +1

    Why do they make the non-Hugh team walk so far at the start of Scenes We'd Like To See?

  • @trindog5843
    @trindog5843 3 года назад +3

    Russell 1st one and hues 1st one were brilliant

  • @mariarahelvarnhagen2729
    @mariarahelvarnhagen2729 2 года назад

    Tide Water Noreaster Comin In

  • @worldofwatsorb
    @worldofwatsorb 3 года назад +1

    Ah back when the lottery was a pound

  • @ParabellumHistory
    @ParabellumHistory 3 года назад +13

    "I love the joke $joke by $comedian at $time_stamp. So funny! Hahahaha"
    Is this how we get internet points?

  • @applejuice5272
    @applejuice5272 2 года назад +1

    2:05 Opening the racist door!!

  • @nomer440
    @nomer440 3 года назад

    easy: ryanair

  • @NinjaOnANinja
    @NinjaOnANinja 2 года назад

    The girl. Give

  • @allenneuner2655
    @allenneuner2655 2 года назад

    According to Google Translate: Zwei Weltkreige und eine Weltmeisterschaft, doo dah, doo dah.

  • @scurvydog20
    @scurvydog20 3 года назад +3

    Ah yes before franky became a hypocrite calling for censorship of offensive jokes

  • @SirFrankieCrisp94
    @SirFrankieCrisp94 3 года назад +5

    I miss Frankie being on Mock The Week.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад +1

      Well, _he_ doesn’t. The show producers and BBC were restraining his comedic edge. Didn’t want to “frighten the horses”, as Boyle put it.

  • @xanman2003
    @xanman2003 3 года назад +1

    I don’t get the supposed racist joke about apples, oranges and Scotland

    • @wholehearthands1526
      @wholehearthands1526 3 года назад +10

      Progressing south from Scotland the climate supposedly gets warmer, so there is more likely to be healthy food available to eat, implying a) Scottish people are pale blue and it takes them 2 weeks in the sun to get white b) nothing worth eating grows in Scotland c) Scottish people are unhealthy d) Scotland is an awful place e) memory loss

    • @AK94913
      @AK94913 3 года назад +3

      It's actually simple, according to andy we dont eat anything healthy, only fried food. It's an old joke with him, he repeated it like every 2 shows. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @oomfoof7294
      @oomfoof7294 3 года назад +4

      @@AK94913 It's not just Andy, it's a common stereotype.

    • @mathewfullerton8577
      @mathewfullerton8577 2 года назад +3

      There's nothing racist about it. "Scottish" is not a race.

  • @michaelcarr3924
    @michaelcarr3924 3 года назад +3

    When MOTW was great.

  • @wwoolofl8056
    @wwoolofl8056 3 года назад +1

    2 world wars...coughs in American...

  • @vesicaful
    @vesicaful 3 года назад

    "This show is shit change the channel"

  • @vaan1520
    @vaan1520 3 года назад

    Hugh Dennis. NOPE. Well past his sell by date. Embarrassing. to watch