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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • Who does NOT remember the 89th Oscar's Ceremony Awards? Andy Parsons and Russell Howard have some interesting answers to 'the most unlikely things to hear at an awards ceremony'. Take a look!
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    Series 8, Episode 2
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  • @Wasp-ce7yr
    @Wasp-ce7yr Год назад +8

    Best envelope glue or the accident at work awards were the best 😆

  • @CantStayAway
    @CantStayAway 3 года назад +23

    If John Bishop was on when they did the segment "Unlikely Lines to Hear on Doctor Who" THAT would be funny. Then he could just look it up on RUclips, take notes of everything he and the other guys said, and work it into the Doctor Who scripts... XD

  • @sharonmullins1957
    @sharonmullins1957 3 года назад +57

    "Suicide bomber of the year". OMG.

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 3 года назад +8

      It’s a posthumous award.

    • @lilymarinovic1644
      @lilymarinovic1644 Год назад

      @@jbcatz5 maybe it includes unsuccessful attempts?

  • @MarsJenkar
    @MarsJenkar 2 года назад +22

    "I would like to apologize for the rocking on this boat, but Nickelback was the only band we could book for this trip."

  • @DublinLadEddie
    @DublinLadEddie 3 года назад +42

    Andy Parsons just so hilarious 😂 Laugh my arse off listening to him 🤣🤣🤣

  • @platinumpatience5307
    @platinumpatience5307 3 года назад +78

    I loved Andy Parsons in this!

    • @benkolya
      @benkolya 3 года назад +11

      At his very best

    • @barbarajoseph-adam8337
      @barbarajoseph-adam8337 3 года назад

      Manchester is on FAI-YAH!

    • @distantcoff7391
      @distantcoff7391 3 года назад +1

      @Platinum Patience what was the Barrymore reference?

    • @MrStefanThorsson
      @MrStefanThorsson 3 года назад +2

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  • @sjinzaar
    @sjinzaar 3 года назад +67

    Sarah Millican's giggles are everything...

  • @bondinvisible
    @bondinvisible Год назад +4

    We’re sinking! We’re syncing tonight’s play list for the party!

  • @jaramillomarkus
    @jaramillomarkus 2 года назад +5

    They can add the best slap award during a award ceremony lol

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern7495 2 года назад +7

    "After that he's having chips" 🍟 🤣

  • @carlhague9102
    @carlhague9102 Год назад +3

    The "erotic bingo" just floored me. 😆

  • @MostlySolo1
    @MostlySolo1 3 года назад +28

    I love watching these to make my day better

    • @MrKaywyn
      @MrKaywyn Год назад +1

      It really helps.

  • @BobSmith-gl3sn
    @BobSmith-gl3sn 3 года назад +10

    Thank you. 'walks off stage'

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 3 года назад +4

    ''Denzil Washington, Morgan Freeman, Will Smith, Samuel L Jackson. Those are just some of the actors that have been blacklisted from this years Oscar's Ceremony Awards''

    • @Whigu
      @Whigu 2 года назад +2

      Funny how right you were about Will Smith...

  • @oriolgonzalez9328
    @oriolgonzalez9328 3 года назад +29

    How did they miss "and the winner is DARA O'BRIAIN!"

    • @ryantobin1447
      @ryantobin1447 3 года назад +2

      Think it’s on a blooper reel or to hot for tv

    • @MijmerMopper
      @MijmerMopper 3 года назад +1

      Better: "and the winner is *squints at paper* Daarha Obrain?"

  • @DJB0X3R
    @DJB0X3R 2 года назад +2

    Now to watch a video of those we thought were already but are now dead.

  • @jbcatz5
    @jbcatz5 3 года назад +52

    And the winner for best buzzer goes to...

  • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
    @SamarIqbal1-2-1 3 года назад +9

    Russell: “We call them The Mosquers* !” 0:29 😅😂😂😂

  • @shavindumahndrarajah5328
    @shavindumahndrarajah5328 3 года назад +7

    One of these guys looks like he'd make a great replacement for the old Spiderman Trilogy's Norman Osborn. Yes I is a nerd

  • @littlemissj3110
    @littlemissj3110 2 года назад +2

    “Best Bomber of the year award” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AndersRapp
    @AndersRapp 3 года назад +30

    Suggestion: I'm here to pick up the world's laziest man award on behalf of me mate who's home chilling

  • @mattdickie4696
    @mattdickie4696 3 года назад +7

    I don't get the 'envelope full of gold' reference. A little help please?

    • @K1W1fly
      @K1W1fly 3 года назад +6

      Thats OK, I dont think anyone did...

    • @RhamanaChan
      @RhamanaChan 3 года назад +22

      There used to be a scheme called cash 4 gold where you'd send your unwanted gold jewelery in one of their envolopes and they'd pay you a sum of money based on it's weight.

    • @ShanghaiRooster
      @ShanghaiRooster 3 года назад +7

      IIRC that was a running gag during this particular show.

  • @CricketEngland
    @CricketEngland 3 года назад +37

    The Barrymore joke just proves how old this is...

    • @wadly312
      @wadly312 3 года назад +5

      Also Darah has some hair sooooo

    • @russr9045
      @russr9045 3 года назад +1

      @@wadly312 and he was a lot skinnier

    • @edmass4517
      @edmass4517 3 года назад +1

      Also Russell’s teeth

  • @anthonysteer4798
    @anthonysteer4798 2 года назад +2

    Is that evil dan?

  • @TMX1138
    @TMX1138 3 года назад +10

    0:45 “And the Award for Best Envelope Glue... goes to- (struggles to open the envelope)”

    • @otterfan65
      @otterfan65 Год назад

      yes that is indeed the joke

    • @otterfan65
      @otterfan65 Год назад

      yes that is indeed the joke

  • @davidsworld5837
    @davidsworld5837 2 года назад +1

    why did Sarah only come to the mike once for each subject

  • @neotono5536
    @neotono5536 3 года назад +1

    Chris Addison looks unhealthily skinny.

  • @gremlin_078
    @gremlin_078 3 года назад +6

    Last time I was this early covid hadn't started

  • @jackjohnson2101
    @jackjohnson2101 3 года назад +2

    Never use State Farm.

  • @chorusofoddities
    @chorusofoddities 3 года назад +15

    *WOW*
    A correct _title, description, thumbnail, and hashtags for a change_

    • @Slicerwizard
      @Slicerwizard 3 года назад +1

      Says the person who wrote "hastags"... :)

    • @chorusofoddities
      @chorusofoddities 3 года назад +2

      @@Slicerwizard *OH NO!* I missed _a single letter on one occasion_ , in a comment which has _no effect on anything_ . *How* will I ever live with myself.

    • @rebelraccoon9018
      @rebelraccoon9018 3 года назад

      @@chorusofoddities You cared enough to edit both of your comments. Haha pathetic.

    • @chorusofoddities
      @chorusofoddities 3 года назад +3

      @@rebelraccoon9018 Firstly, why are you getting involved. Also, you have no knowledge of why I edited the second comment. And, what's pathetic about editing the comment? I did it in case another brain-dead like the original commenter _also_ pointed out he mistake, instead of accepting that they know what it mean and move on. And guess what, *you replied* . I guess I can't win either way.
      Ps. After looking through your subscriptions and other comments, you're maybe not the brightest of the bunch. My condolences for your state of existence.

    • @rebelraccoon9018
      @rebelraccoon9018 3 года назад

      @@chorusofoddities It's a comment section everyone can get involved. People who are quick to declare someone isn't bright are often not that bright themselves. You're welcome to stalk more of my channel in case you find someone else to personally attack me for.

  • @Nulono
    @Nulono 3 года назад +1

    I don't get the last one.

    • @trumpetwomble
      @trumpetwomble 3 года назад +2

      Referring to Michael Barrymore

  • @marcelmoreau2733
    @marcelmoreau2733 3 года назад +23

    There are over 19 seasons of this show, why do you upload the same clips over and obver again? Get some new(or old) material.
    I hate seeing update then just get repost of something shown a dozen times.

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 3 года назад +4

      “… and the award for disgruntled RUclips viewer goes to…”
      Just kidding.

  • @OP-1000
    @OP-1000 3 года назад +2

    1:15 What did he say?

    • @RhamanaChan
      @RhamanaChan 3 года назад +4

      "Oh, it's full of gold"
      He's referencing a scheme used to be called cash 4 gold where you'd send your unwanted gold jewelery in one of their envolopes and they'd pay you a sum of money based on it's weight.

    • @shmookins
      @shmookins 3 года назад +1

      @@RhamanaChan Thank you. I didn't understand the joke till you explained it.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 3 года назад +2

    And the Tony for Best Musical goes to... if this is a musical that’s not hamilton I’m out of here.

  • @oneofthosevoicesyouhear9044
    @oneofthosevoicesyouhear9044 3 года назад +3

    Sarah's joke was so bad, even Dara was shaking his head

  • @iz723
    @iz723 3 года назад +14

    So that's who John Bishop is. Weak stuff though

    • @PaulRoneClarke
      @PaulRoneClarke 3 года назад +7

      John Bishop has never made me so much as crack a smile. Most of the others are good enough, but one or two are regular duds.

    • @archstanton6102
      @archstanton6102 3 года назад +4

      A scouse micheal McIntyre.
      Bland bbc Saturday evening fodder

    • @stealthyguy1784
      @stealthyguy1784 3 года назад +3

      @@PaulRoneClarke same here.and same goes for Sarah millican too..

    • @paulkennedy8701
      @paulkennedy8701 3 года назад

      @@stealthyguy1784
      Sarah can be good. She didn't deliver this time though.

  • @taylorwaldron6126
    @taylorwaldron6126 3 года назад +16

    Russell's Somali pirate joke would not fly in this generation, got I miss it :(

    • @Feralsquirrel
      @Feralsquirrel 3 года назад +2

      Lol, sure dude.

    • @PoppyCorn144
      @PoppyCorn144 3 года назад +8

      How old do you think this clip is that this *generation* won’t have seen it?!

    • @shmookins
      @shmookins 3 года назад +1

      Of course it will. No need to be dramatic because you say some weird tweets. :)

    • @MajorKlanga
      @MajorKlanga 3 года назад +1

      There's still plenty of racism about if that what makes you happy.

    • @SpeckleKen
      @SpeckleKen 3 года назад +4

      I heard a joke about the Somali pirates who attacked hundreds of ships in the Arabian Sea and Indian Ocean. You heard the colour of their skin?!

  • @jedaaa
    @jedaaa 3 года назад +2

    Can't stand John Bishop, sounds like he's got a pound of green phlegm in his throat

  • @8964TS
    @8964TS 3 года назад +4

    This one was weak.

  • @PaulRoneClarke
    @PaulRoneClarke 3 года назад +2

    And the award goes to.. [ insert anything with a centrist or right leaning narrative here ]

    • @haydenboocock4285
      @haydenboocock4285 3 года назад +13

      And the award for self-victim of the year goes to:

    • @PaulRoneClarke
      @PaulRoneClarke 3 года назад +2

      @@haydenboocock4285
      If you say so :)

    • @jamesnorthcote3718
      @jamesnorthcote3718 3 года назад +2

      Absolutely ridiculous. Right wing films win awards all the time. Brad Bird for example has had an extremely successful career and is well known as right wing.

  • @darrenredden3289
    @darrenredden3289 3 года назад +1

    That woman is about as funny as piles!

  • @benlee7559
    @benlee7559 3 года назад

    The Moscow the capital from Russia,you might out the blame,,no dears they are hearing idon't teach your history,you are educate%/the balloon is blue like in fary the British tales.,,

  • @taclialiyeva3263
    @taclialiyeva3263 3 года назад +1

    It’s not appropriate to mock with any religious! Do you like if anyone mock with your family? Islam religion is more than our family! But I see, even you make light of your own religion that’s why you cannot understand!

    • @jonathanfraser321
      @jonathanfraser321 3 года назад +9

      I agree that the mosques joke isnt that funny. But how would you feel about Why not be become jewish? We put the sin in Synagogue 1 ? Its the use of the word mosque thats funny nd its certainly not deorgatory of islam.

    • @nzd3742
      @nzd3742 3 года назад +16

      It's a play on words, get a grip. It isn't remotely mocking anything!

    • @taclialiyeva3263
      @taclialiyeva3263 3 года назад

      Even, if it is not, it’s very available topic for misunderstanding. Such topics should be avoided!

    • @gman6055
      @gman6055 3 года назад +4

      Islam religion is no better or worse than any other.

    • @taclialiyeva3263
      @taclialiyeva3263 3 года назад

      I did not underrate any other religion! And said, should be avoided this kind of topics!