Unlikely Things To Hear At An Awards Ceremony - Mock the Week - Highlight - S8 Ep2 - BBC Two

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    Dara O Briain and regulars Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard and Andy Parsons unleash mock and awe on another week with guests Sarah Millican, John Bishop and Chris Addison.
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  • @antonyd6649
    @antonyd6649 9 лет назад +260

    "And winner of suicide bomber of the year. In afraid they couldn't be with us tonight."
    I'm dying XD

    • @Pining_for_the_fjords
      @Pining_for_the_fjords 7 лет назад +47

      Downfall Dolfy So was the suicide bomber.

    • @saarahali2468
      @saarahali2468 4 года назад +1

      @Pipe Tunes No don't ruin the joke

    • @burtthe3rd744
      @burtthe3rd744 4 года назад +1

      Read my mind

    • @Paragon13
      @Paragon13 4 года назад

      Pining for the fjords Bollocks! You beat me to it.

    • @simonro9168
      @simonro9168 4 года назад

      “And the winner of suicide bomber of the year... He’s here tonight, come on up!”

  • @Kerriangel
    @Kerriangel 14 лет назад +3

    Welcome to the Accident at Work awards... *falls*
    Hugh's awesome!

  • @dd-ph9fv
    @dd-ph9fv 2 года назад +2

    Suicide bomber of the year was just perfection 😂😂

  • @KT926
    @KT926 6 лет назад +85

    And winner of "Shoplifter of the year" is... umm where is the trophy?

  • @joewhite22
    @joewhite22 6 лет назад +72

    And with a performance that touched so many of us here tonight, the oscar goes to......Harvey Weinstein.

  • @ellenmelon771
    @ellenmelon771 13 лет назад +1

    Hugh Dennis's 'trip' made me lol so much! XD xXx

  • @Kerriangel
    @Kerriangel 14 лет назад +1

    you shoudl watch it. he plays the dad in it whose kids always outsmart him. its brilliant!!!

  • @NewSuperAvenger
    @NewSuperAvenger 14 лет назад +8

    "And the award for the best envelope glue goes to..."
    *Can't open the envelope*

  • @animequeen20012003
    @animequeen20012003 12 лет назад +3

    During this episode, they were talking about Cash for Gold adverts, where people would put their unwanted gold jewellery in an envelope. So when John opened the envelope to reveal the winner, there was only gold jewellery in the envelope instead of the name of the winner.

  • @TMX1138
    @TMX1138 4 года назад +2

    0:32 “And the award for best envelope glue... goes to- (struggles to open the envelope)”

  • @wishfulanthony
    @wishfulanthony 14 лет назад +8

    And the award for the best envelope glue goes to... (struggles to open envelope)
    XD at Andy -- brilliant!

  • @deviloclock5
    @deviloclock5 12 лет назад +3

    the envelope glue joke is just pure genius

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

      It is... though I prefer the origami variant.

  • @PanaNearkhou
    @PanaNearkhou 13 лет назад +2

    There's no ramp steven hawking its not you HAHAHA

  • @moxgirl5
    @moxgirl5 10 лет назад +11

    LMAO loved Hugh falling down xD

  • @dillerud95
    @dillerud95 5 лет назад +2

    Not often I see Hugh Dennis chuckles but this was amusing to watch

  • @Awesomegirl9088
    @Awesomegirl9088 12 лет назад +2

    And the award for the Best Special Effects goes to the team behind Gordon Brown's smile!

  • @onkelmarvin8360
    @onkelmarvin8360 2 года назад +2

    00:20- 00:29.............Not only a great joke............brilliantly executed too.

  • @Jahhaj6
    @Jahhaj6 12 лет назад +2

    And the winner of the suicide bomber of the year, im afraid they couldn't be with us tonight - Best joke i've ever heard!

  • @stephenmurphy2212
    @stephenmurphy2212 10 лет назад +130

    And the oscar goes to.... Leonardo DiCaprio!

  • @Carlisle412
    @Carlisle412 12 лет назад +1

    Andy Parsons was simply brilliant here!

  • @AbbsH1
    @AbbsH1 12 лет назад +2

    1:38 i just died laughing...He is a legend!

  • @mohamadaqil
    @mohamadaqil 12 лет назад +1

    Every time the weather contradicts what the forecast said I remember Hugh's first joke :-)

  • @mikeyt12321
    @mikeyt12321 12 лет назад +8

    the envelope glue one gets me every time :L

  • @ellenmelon771
    @ellenmelon771 13 лет назад

    lol, love how Russell Howard is obsessed with Gordon Brown's smile. XD xXx

  • @Y00p
    @Y00p 14 лет назад +9

    "Useless quote of something funny from the video we all just watched!" LOOOL!

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 7 лет назад +23

    and the award for best fake tension moment goes to drum roll please (drum roll)
    find out after the break

  • @ashviniyahannah1029
    @ashviniyahannah1029 8 лет назад +10

    And the award for Artist of The Year goes to Ice JJ Fish

  • @PartyGirlDNM
    @PartyGirlDNM 12 лет назад +2

    John Bishop's laugh should've won them all the points

  • @loneshewolf74
    @loneshewolf74 12 лет назад

    This reminds me of something they once did Who's Line Is It Anyway? One of the guys was pretending to be clutching an Oscar and said, "You tolerate me, you really, REALLY tolerate me!"
    Lol XD

  • @KrytenMark
    @KrytenMark 4 года назад +1

    1:38 That'll always be my personal favourite. X'D

  • @lula456
    @lula456 14 лет назад +1

    Hugh was brilliant in this one!!!

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +1

    And the award for making their high school crush popular in golf and never gets to see her again goes to... ME!

  • @manutd689908
    @manutd689908 12 лет назад +1

    One of my favourite Mock the Week jokes...

  • @dufty1986
    @dufty1986 13 лет назад

    best envelope glue gag is class

  • @sheilatakeabow1990
    @sheilatakeabow1990 13 лет назад

    John Bishop is wonderful.

  • @growler900
    @growler900 13 лет назад +1

    and the award for best science physicist goes to.. no stephen hawkings theres no ramp its not you
    XD

  • @WentMillerGal15
    @WentMillerGal15 12 лет назад

    Did John Bishop just mention Rammstein towards the end? Haha.

  • @naverick22
    @naverick22 11 лет назад +4

    My Entry:
    And the nominees are "Argo", "Life of Pi", "I'm going to kill you if you give the award to Lincoln", "I'm going to kill you if you don't give the award to Linco- Fuck it, I'm out of here.

  • @chelseafcrocks82
    @chelseafcrocks82 12 лет назад +1

    0:06 So tempted to make an OVER 900 joke here...

  • @dannynaylor352
    @dannynaylor352 13 лет назад

    JOHN BISHOP = LEGEND!!!

  • @acronus
    @acronus 12 лет назад +1

    AND IT'S GOLD FOR IRELAND!!!

  • @Kerriangel
    @Kerriangel 14 лет назад

    have you ever seen him in Outnumbered? he's brilliant in it!!!!

  • @manutd689908
    @manutd689908 12 лет назад +1

    1:37 Fantastic...

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 года назад +1

    And the award for Best Non Comedian For Getting Into Trouble For Telling A Dirty Joke goes to... Me

  • @faridqnoproblem
    @faridqnoproblem 12 лет назад

    russell howard's "moscars" joke was really good haha

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 9 лет назад +5

    ''and comedian of the year goes to rob beckett''

  • @doctortehe
    @doctortehe 12 лет назад +11

    It's good to see Hugh really throwing himself into his routine.
    I know, it's awful.

  • @henrikhyrup3995
    @henrikhyrup3995 3 года назад +1

    "He only had one major hit this year, but what a hit - the winner is Chris Brown!"

  • @Kainthemain
    @Kainthemain 13 лет назад

    the guy who had glasses i gone,he was freakng amazing!

  • @TMan5636
    @TMan5636 14 лет назад

    i love the envalope glue joke

  • @KayleighNatasha
    @KayleighNatasha 13 лет назад

    @KT926 LOL :) I like it, good one especially as you added Ashley Cole

  • @markorollo.
    @markorollo. 3 года назад

    I'm a wheelchair user and that last one was great, reminds me of that pic of Hawking sitting at the bottom of the stairway to heaven saying "well, this is awkward"

  • @JessShawTV
    @JessShawTV 11 лет назад

    Johns joke at the end hahaha

  • @jeessiccaax
    @jeessiccaax 13 лет назад

    the accident one by Hugh Dennis is my favorite.:D

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад +1

    And I’d like to thank one direction for putting me back in a band, lady gaga for teaching me how to be a rockstar, and lil’ wayne my guitar teacher.

  • @Drengsrud96
    @Drengsrud96 10 лет назад +1

    Woaw! Whatching this in an open area at school was a really bad idea! :P
    I made a fool of myself! :P

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone 12 лет назад

    whenever im having a shit day, i go onto youtube and watch mock the week clips :)

  • @MrSuperEgg
    @MrSuperEgg 14 лет назад

    AND THE AWARD FOR BEST ENVELOPE GLUE OF THE YEAR, GOES TO.........
    xD

  • @BangingMash
    @BangingMash 13 лет назад

    That suicide bomber joke from Andy was priceless!

  • @Joseph3666
    @Joseph3666 13 лет назад

    awww John Bishop

  • @ThatCoalSoul
    @ThatCoalSoul 3 года назад +1

    0:56 Like Jimmy S.?!!!

  • @jasonworth7244
    @jasonworth7244 12 лет назад

    The Mosquers!!

  • @CharlieCharlington
    @CharlieCharlington 14 лет назад

    wooh this video was put on utube on my b-day!

  • @TCt83067695
    @TCt83067695 12 лет назад

    oh didnt know it was glue. thought it was clue.
    i;m just getting it now.

  • @delkosbabe
    @delkosbabe 13 лет назад

    lol i loved it when teachers would say "its your own time your wasting".

  • @alex35946
    @alex35946 12 лет назад

    andy parsons last joke really cracked me up

  • @RobertBrownieJr
    @RobertBrownieJr 13 лет назад

    i love john bishop :)

  • @irahg12
    @irahg12 14 лет назад

    LMFAO at @1:48

  • @AbsoluteLedgend
    @AbsoluteLedgend 13 лет назад

    Russell Howard + glasses

  • @PlasmaFilmsFX
    @PlasmaFilmsFX 14 лет назад

    @kerriangel : that was the funniest one in this video IMO XD

  • @raffitz
    @raffitz 11 лет назад +2

    Sometimes, if you're very, very lucky, you can go through a portal to the Whose Line Is It Anyway hole. Maybe even QI.

  • @MorticiansDaughter66
    @MorticiansDaughter66 13 лет назад

    Russell in glasses =) xxx

  • @undercoversliitz
    @undercoversliitz 12 лет назад

    @kinglynx i think he's referring to the cash my gold adverts

  • @KayleighNatasha
    @KayleighNatasha 12 лет назад

    I agree with you on that

  • @BM5072
    @BM5072 13 лет назад

    The best one is the envelope glue award.

  • @dragonsflame35
    @dragonsflame35 14 лет назад

    @funnypumpkinhehe Lol! I feel both flattered and awkward at the same time knowing someone thinks I pulled off a "Frankie Boyle" joke. :)

  • @PlasmaFilmsFX
    @PlasmaFilmsFX 14 лет назад

    i didnt get the envelope full of gold joke. does it even have a punch line or relation to a topic? the one about hawkings was funny lol XD

  • @musefan12345
    @musefan12345 4 года назад +1

    And the winner of "most dramatic pause" of the year, goes to.............

  •  12 лет назад

    @delkosbabe YOU'RE it stands for "you are". The " ' " is used to shorten it. Your is the possessive case of you (indicating possession)
    example: here's your car. you're a great driver
    (sorry it gets on my nerves when people get this wrong)

  • @martha368
    @martha368 13 лет назад

    lol i love the 1st one.

  • @doctor1161
    @doctor1161 12 лет назад

    1:10 award for best joke on politics and the award for the best sex joke goes to 1:29!!!

  • @LokkerG
    @LokkerG 12 лет назад

    @josephpricey It's an accent 'thing'. He said "There's no ramp Steven Hawking it's not you."

  • @Kerriangel
    @Kerriangel 14 лет назад

    yeah its cla.
    did you see the sport relief special last night? so funny!!!

  • @metabolicshaun
    @metabolicshaun 12 лет назад

    Unlikely things to hear at an awards ceremony."The award for stand up comedian of the year goes to Russell Howard" although his joke on this vid was quite good.

  • @TaylorZanderFrancis
    @TaylorZanderFrancis 14 лет назад

    He wasn't kicked off as such, he had enough of it. You are half right, though; it was the complaints that caused him to leave as well.

  • @MoonChild637
    @MoonChild637 12 лет назад

    @oOLAoLAOo Sherlock reference ! :D

  • @blainy-o93
    @blainy-o93 13 лет назад

    @kehoerg You've never heard of those 'cash for gold' companies?

  • @deliciousmentalfudge
    @deliciousmentalfudge 12 лет назад

    @WentMillerGal15 No, he said there was no ramp.

  • @cyqry
    @cyqry 14 лет назад

    Love the first two!
    Also I got one, World Champion at Hide N Seek, Osama Binladen, since 2001!

  • @greigclement9081
    @greigclement9081 3 года назад

    Stephen Hawking joke was savage.

  • @sc23uk
    @sc23uk 12 лет назад

    I don't get russell's joke at 0:10 or John Bishop's at 1:00 :/
    Can someone explain them please?

  • @tomlilley
    @tomlilley 12 лет назад

    "The best scientist in physics..." That would be a physicist then.

  • @kukubird210
    @kukubird210 14 лет назад

    @Skelex20 Andy and Milton are my two favourites :D

  • @RKH1502
    @RKH1502 12 лет назад

    Y... yes... yes it would.

  • @BangingMash
    @BangingMash 13 лет назад

    AHAHA Andy Parsons bomb joke was funny as fuck!!

  • @bmg_darby
    @bmg_darby 13 лет назад

    my favourite is at 0:01!

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад +1

    And now it’s time for the Grammy Awards memorium. And sadly we had to include those in the rock and metal genres

  • @Electrononsenseable
    @Electrononsenseable 13 лет назад

    @TheCR155 sarah milican, dawn french, andi osho, jennifer saunders... i think thats it now :P

  • @ChelskiBoi96
    @ChelskiBoi96 13 лет назад

    @Kaynas1988 forgot about her. good point i'll give you that one.

  • @brendancadogan6235
    @brendancadogan6235 13 лет назад

    @TedKrusty yes,dangleberries are the worst.cheers mate!