Unlikely Lines to Hear in a Hollywood Blockbuster - Mock the Week - Series 8 Episode 3 - BBC Two

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @ellielouise.3451
    @ellielouise.3451 7 лет назад +93

    Nemo were the fuck have you been

  • @Thedenage
    @Thedenage 14 лет назад +20

    "revenge will be mine Mr Bond when we meet in small claims court" lol

  • @Xanatos712
    @Xanatos712 10 лет назад +37

    "My name is Gladiator."
    "How dare you show your back to me! Slave! You will tell me your name."
    *removes helmet, turns around* "They call me the Cuban Pete! I'm the king of the rhumba beat! And when I shake my maracas I go 'chick-chicky boom, chick-chicky boom'!"

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 7 лет назад +34

    "You're not my real father, Darth Vader, and I'll go on Jeremy Kyle to prove it!"

  • @EarthwormShandy
    @EarthwormShandy 10 лет назад +141

    "Mmmmmm! Crackin' heroin, Gromit!"

    • @thecultofjonnybighed
      @thecultofjonnybighed 6 лет назад

      Slinky Guy XD

    • @okkid7311
      @okkid7311 6 лет назад +3

      day after watching this first time I blurted that out quite loud in maths..whilst the teacher was next to me

    • @EarthwormShandy
      @EarthwormShandy 3 года назад

      @@Lord_Skeptic Sorry, I took too much heroine

  • @Sophieey1
    @Sophieey1 8 лет назад +68

    HAHAH, I fuckin love Russell 😂 If nemo was from the uk

  • @LordSandwichII
    @LordSandwichII 10 лет назад +26

    Rolled-up newspaper man! AHAHAH!

  • @MrsJonathanGill
    @MrsJonathanGill 13 лет назад +4

    I absolutely LOVE Russell Howard. He's genius.

  • @AmbientMaster
    @AmbientMaster 13 лет назад +27

    "WARNING: This film contains Jennifer Aniston."
    Enough said.

  • @NewSuperAvenger
    @NewSuperAvenger 14 лет назад +14

    "Spider-Man! Look out! Its rolled up newspaperman!"

  • @rasengan2289
    @rasengan2289 10 лет назад +19

    Use the force Luke..If that doesn't work, try some lubricant!

  • @iluvjessie999
    @iluvjessie999 13 лет назад +1

    "so this mission is impossible.... lets not bother" LOL

  • @gabriel2099
    @gabriel2099 13 лет назад +5

    "oi, oi, Hermione! cockus engorgio!" this one killed me, f'ng excellent.

  • @reduolf
    @reduolf 12 лет назад +1

    I love the Nemo joke LOL

  • @Brighteyeslonglashes
    @Brighteyeslonglashes 14 лет назад +3

    Russell Howard never fails! Absolutely Hilarious!

  • @SyedaA7
    @SyedaA7 14 лет назад +1

    LOL.
    'Cracking heroin, Gromit.' CLASSIC.

  • @KayleeBop1989
    @KayleeBop1989 14 лет назад +1

    Mock of the week = pure excellence :)
    All of them are amazing!

  • @TessoftheTales
    @TessoftheTales 12 лет назад +5

    "OI OI OI HERMIONE! COCKES ENGORGIO!"
    LOL I love Russell! :D

  • @AutomaticDuck300
    @AutomaticDuck300 13 лет назад +4

    Hugh's Mission Impossible joke was brilliant

  • @silversteam96
    @silversteam96 13 лет назад +1

    andi osho is awesome :D

  • @joemanning8851
    @joemanning8851 11 лет назад +18

    My favourite comedians on the show are Chris, Andy, Hugh and Milton. The rest I can take or leave but I do also like Frankie (brother of Susan)

  • @smurph1123
    @smurph1123 14 лет назад +1

    Russell-Hilarious
    Hugh-The Best
    Andy-Awesome
    Dara-Very Funny!!!

  • @linzib1
    @linzib1 12 лет назад

    Spiderman! Watch out! It's rolled up newspaper man! Hahaha, love it.

  • @annabelSPNlover
    @annabelSPNlover 13 лет назад +1

    ''So this mission is, in fact, impossible. Let's just not bother.''

  • @gosims
    @gosims 13 лет назад +2

    Andy's final joke just about killed me!

  • @GeneralG1810
    @GeneralG1810 13 лет назад +2

    OMFG Im watching this at 2 am and I had to cover my mouth from the Nemo gag cause I didnt want to wake the missus in the next room

  • @CrissCross407
    @CrissCross407 13 лет назад +3

    that last one reminds me of a scene where they said "Use the force, luke, we've run our of lube!" lol

  • @FruitPastillesx
    @FruitPastillesx 14 лет назад +1

    "Spiderman! Watch out! It's rolled up newspaper man!"
    LMAO ;)

  • @H3L3Z
    @H3L3Z 13 лет назад

    I love this soo much it's deffo ma fav

  • @TheEwqua
    @TheEwqua 11 лет назад +4

    The last one was priceless XD reminds me of IT Crowd :3

  • @Julocity
    @Julocity 11 лет назад

    Hugh and Russell are brilliant!

  • @Forevaevanescence
    @Forevaevanescence 12 лет назад +2

    "Luke I am your father." "So what's with the crazy get up." "Fathers for justice."
    "Harry did you sleep with my sister." "Yes. Whilst you were sleeping with Nevil. Best polyjuice prank ever."

  • @KahnuevsKrake
    @KahnuevsKrake 2 года назад

    You think Rolled-Up Newspaper Man is Mr Jameson? 😂

  • @zionkraze9965
    @zionkraze9965 12 лет назад

    Yes it does

  • @Mangia271
    @Mangia271 13 лет назад

    "So this mission is impossible? .... lets not bother " ahahhaa

  • @pinmunky
    @pinmunky 14 лет назад

    russell howard killed it with that Nemo bit!

  • @TheToffeesrule
    @TheToffeesrule 12 лет назад

    my tummy go fizzy when i see Russell

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 6 лет назад +1

    “Captain, I know I can find Kessler and his stash, I just need 48 hours.”
    “Dammit, Cody… you’ve got 72 hours and five extra staff to help out!”

  • @333SoOfTheBeast333
    @333SoOfTheBeast333 13 лет назад +1

    hans? f'ing hans?
    HE IS HAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

  • @FrankieAdds
    @FrankieAdds 13 лет назад

    'So this mission is impossible?... Lets not bother then.' ahah

  • @TheArg17
    @TheArg17 12 лет назад

    Thank you! And may I commend you on your excellent grasp of the English language.

  • @GrumpiWolfie
    @GrumpiWolfie 13 лет назад

    I LOVE Russel Howard!!!

  • @MrDrumzOrz
    @MrDrumzOrz 13 лет назад

    @AMD7thS I thought the last was the best, but they're all just bloody hilarious!

  • @papagrounds
    @papagrounds 4 года назад

    These were absolute diamond! Never laughed so much that a snot flew into my keyboard! 🤣🤣🤢

  • @BananaDude3000
    @BananaDude3000 11 лет назад +2

    best opening ever

  • @tonecca1
    @tonecca1 13 лет назад

    i am in love with russell howard, and sometimes i feel like screaming because i love him sooooo much! WOOP! I LOVE RUSSELL HOWARD!

  • @Av3nG3Dz
    @Av3nG3Dz 11 лет назад

    yes that was in the video, well done

  • @MrReuben13
    @MrReuben13 12 лет назад

    Russell Howard and Hugh Dennis FTW!

  • @sweiland75
    @sweiland75 10 лет назад +14

    starring Adam Sandler

  • @Robv93
    @Robv93 14 лет назад

    Last one was the best!

  • @arun141092
    @arun141092 13 лет назад +5

    0:51 WTF?? Did he just say HANS??

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 6 лет назад

      arun141092 Yep. Hans Olo. George Lucas might get upset if Andrew used the actual names...

  • @AlexanderBrooke
    @AlexanderBrooke 14 лет назад +1

    Andy Parsons was brilliant in this one :D

  • @ellierosebarkla
    @ellierosebarkla 12 лет назад

    Hello! I live in Australia and am in love with Mock the Week, but I don't think I've come across many clips past 2010. Does it still show? Thanks x

  • @musefan12345
    @musefan12345 4 года назад

    That woman’s impression of Morgan Freeman was 👌

  • @AFlowerForever
    @AFlowerForever 11 лет назад

    the first one is pure genius

  • @MrAliandro10
    @MrAliandro10 14 лет назад

    USE THE FORCE LUKE! AND IF THAT DOSN'T WORK TURN IT OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN!! love that one

  • @farikhan
    @farikhan 14 лет назад

    Russell Howard is hilarious!

  • @TheNukedNacho
    @TheNukedNacho 11 лет назад +5

    And then Hermione said "Fetus Deletus"

  • @Ryanmanification
    @Ryanmanification 13 лет назад

    Russel's great jokes in this clip
    "Hmmm Crackin' heroin, gromit", "Nemo, where the fuck have you been", "Hey, hey Hermione. Cocko Engorgeo" Excellent.

  • @bozooe
    @bozooe 13 лет назад

    0:03 best bit!

  • @j4cko56
    @j4cko56 13 лет назад

    @TheWisdom13 thank you for doing that, i didn't realise i was deaf!

  • @Felicity300
    @Felicity300 14 лет назад

    I love Russell Howard!! :) xxx

  • @adamsminormovement
    @adamsminormovement 13 лет назад

    Russell Howard for the win!

  • @1iluvchocolate1
    @1iluvchocolate1 14 лет назад

    lol im soo glad that russel is still in it lol hes so funny

  • @74Folio
    @74Folio 13 лет назад

    Wheatley's got an attitude!

  • @LordLittleMonster
    @LordLittleMonster 13 лет назад

    I started bursting out laughing at Russell's very first joke ;D

  • @Theultimateperso1000
    @Theultimateperso1000 12 лет назад

    Russel was hilarious in this ahaha the nemo joke ahahahahahah

    • @hh5559
      @hh5559 5 лет назад

      This one was funnier:
      “Mmm! Cracking heroin, Gromit!”

  • @TobsterOwnz
    @TobsterOwnz 13 лет назад

    This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen :)

  • @SCOOBASTEEB
    @SCOOBASTEEB 13 лет назад +1

    russell lmao! he makes me laugh every time :')

  • @callumccfc
    @callumccfc 14 лет назад

    "Nemo where the fuck have you been" "warning this film contains jennifer aniston" LOL

  • @jbcatz5
    @jbcatz5 4 года назад

    “Here’s your new hand Luke, and here’s a room you can try it out in.”

  • @Mikea0228
    @Mikea0228 13 лет назад

    I've been choosing which of these i watch based on how much i like the comedian in the thumbnail :P

  • @JayAutiste
    @JayAutiste 5 лет назад +1

    1:25 we all know what you're here for

  • @iwanttodanceallnight
    @iwanttodanceallnight 12 лет назад

    Harry Potter references are always Russell and I fall in love with him a little more each time

  • @AMystery0
    @AMystery0 14 лет назад

    So this mission is impossible. Lets not bother. XD I love Mock the week :D

  • @samanthaakaate
    @samanthaakaate 12 лет назад

    Russel Howard is hilarious :)

  • @xwinglover
    @xwinglover 12 лет назад

    Great lines in this one lol

  • @lonlygnome
    @lonlygnome 12 лет назад

    "Use the force Luke! And if that doesn't work, turn it off then turn it on again."

  • @therailwayinspector3
    @therailwayinspector3 14 лет назад +1

    Classic! Not quite the same with mr boyle, but still very funny!

  • @MyEllis09
    @MyEllis09 11 лет назад +1

    my entry "iron man meets his worst enemy yet dry clean man"

  • @WOWitsTriona
    @WOWitsTriona 14 лет назад

    Use the force Luke! And if that doesn't work, turn it off and turn it back on again!

  • @Algahiem
    @Algahiem 10 лет назад +2

    My entries.
    "About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was member of One direction."
    Joker: "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
    Bruce Wayne:"Well, there was that blind date I had with Sarah Palin once."
    "Luke, I am your father's sister's cousin's best friend's other friend's half brother's class mate."

    • @ArchivedFox
      @ArchivedFox 9 лет назад +1

      hey, no stealing robot chicken jokes!

    • @Algahiem
      @Algahiem 9 лет назад

      Lawful Gray Sorry :(

    • @ArchivedFox
      @ArchivedFox 9 лет назад +4

      Algahiem
      leave the joke stealing to the professional stand-up comedians
      . =)

  • @SiftyFix
    @SiftyFix 12 лет назад

    "Cockus Engorgio!" LMAO

  • @superFrontrunner
    @superFrontrunner 13 лет назад

    1:33 haha love it

  • @craigybhoy94
    @craigybhoy94 14 лет назад

    Russell has awesome glasses =D

  • @heaphcakes1988
    @heaphcakes1988 13 лет назад

    "Mr Vader, we are the child support agency" hahahah

  • @xrainbowmintx
    @xrainbowmintx 11 лет назад

    Last one got me xD

  • @AliMakaveli
    @AliMakaveli 13 лет назад

    the first one's the best XD

  • @BarelyMike
    @BarelyMike 12 лет назад

    @Mikea0228 me too :) that why i won't be picking "things you wouldn't hear on a cruise."
    ;]

  • @NinjaOutfitInTheWash
    @NinjaOutfitInTheWash 13 лет назад

    LMAO at the E.T one :'D

  • @Gongasoso
    @Gongasoso 10 лет назад

    "Grima, tell me Bieber isn't coming to Isengard" (in Saruman's voice)

  • @annabelSPNlover
    @annabelSPNlover 11 лет назад

    Russell

  • @ziguzoo123
    @ziguzoo123 13 лет назад

    Russel is on winning

  • @TheLordHighNoob
    @TheLordHighNoob Год назад

    0:26 Some things never change.

  • @renaudarts
    @renaudarts 13 лет назад

    everytime russell howard came on, I hit the like button!

  • @StrongImaginationA
    @StrongImaginationA 14 лет назад

    Loev Russel's HP jokes xD

  • @liamboi2k10
    @liamboi2k10 12 лет назад

    use the force Luke! and if that doesn't work, turn it off and turn it back on again. XD

  • @KenzoSnizzle
    @KenzoSnizzle 14 лет назад

    As a lead-up to Andy's last joke, here's a suggestion: "Hello, IT; have you tried turning it off and on again...?"

  • @Awesomeless
    @Awesomeless 12 лет назад

    Russell always get the start lol

  • @els236
    @els236 11 лет назад +1

    personally, I don't find Stewart Francis very funny, but I'm not complaining - everyone has their own sense of humour - just enjoy the videos!