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  • @craighenery3857
    @craighenery3857 10 лет назад +473

    "Stop hammer time" and " no right turn, no left turn, no entry, no reverse, get out of the car and put your hands on you head DO IT" are brilliant

    • @davidedwards3361
      @davidedwards3361 5 лет назад +5

      What is sad is that MC Hammer bought a house, and at the end of the road was a STOP sign...and Yes, he paid the council to change it to STOP Hammer Time (True story).

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 4 года назад +1

      David Edwards Is that sad, or just understandably appropriate?

    • @brianhkdk
      @brianhkdk 4 года назад +2

      Frankie Boyle IS brilliant :-)

    • @a.g.m.s_1916
      @a.g.m.s_1916 4 года назад +2

      @@davidedwards3361 that's literally the saddest thing I've ever heard

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 4 года назад +1

      In my hometown there was a 'vandal' who actually made a stencil and graffitied all the Stop signs. Always made me giggle a little

  • @JAcklesfan
    @JAcklesfan 16 лет назад +201

    "you're lonely russell... aren't you?" lol russell howard is legend!!!

  • @TheDoomAmbassador
    @TheDoomAmbassador 10 лет назад +145

    There is actually a road sign with just a question mark somewhere here in Israel.

    • @MythicSuns
      @MythicSuns 5 лет назад +36

      DUDE, CRASH INTO IT, YOU'LL UNLOCK THE HIDDEN LEVEL!

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 4 года назад +8

      I think it means the speed limit has been factorialised

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 8 лет назад +313

    "When I'm not in the House of Lords I work as a jeweller. They call me Lord of the Rings."

    • @wealthforthecommoners3146
      @wealthforthecommoners3146 5 лет назад +8

      No appreciative comments for a genius pun in 2 years. What a cruel world we live in.

    • @andrewwilliams7501
      @andrewwilliams7501 5 лет назад +5

      That's because you couldn't fit all that on a road sign 😂

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 4 года назад +6

      Andrew Williams But there was a second part of the clip specific to lords that had nothing to do with signs?

    • @simeonbaumel7293
      @simeonbaumel7293 4 года назад

      my, my.... precious.

    • @mrbow50001
      @mrbow50001 4 года назад

      @@alecLogan Still cant fit it on a sign tho

  • @michaeljagger7673
    @michaeljagger7673 9 лет назад +335

    ''please check your speed before selling it on to drug dealers''

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 6 лет назад +102

    Weird things to see on a road sign:
    “Did you check the back seat after that last stop?”

  • @ReggieKSanshire
    @ReggieKSanshire 7 лет назад +96

    "Now Entering Florida.
    It's Not Too Late. You Can Still Turn Back."

    • @prodbykaji
      @prodbykaji 4 года назад

      yeah it’s like a gta server there lmao

    • @stephenhermann-mtb1681
      @stephenhermann-mtb1681 4 года назад

      No it’s not

    • @stephenhermann-mtb1681
      @stephenhermann-mtb1681 4 года назад

      Prod. Kaji no it’s not

    • @MisterK9739
      @MisterK9739 4 года назад +1

      stephenhermann -MTB someone's triggered.. it's a joke. But Florida-man seems to be a very interesting person

    • @ferrumignis
      @ferrumignis 4 года назад

      @@MisterK9739 Florida man gets a bad rap, some of the crime is down to Florida woman.

  • @Theranis
    @Theranis 15 лет назад +11

    I love how serious Frankie's face is when he makes the little chef joke.

  • @davidedwards3361
    @davidedwards3361 5 лет назад +37

    I always wanted to get an OBE, or to be made a Lord.
    Of course I cant have both, That would make me an Earlobe.

  • @TheCongaEel
    @TheCongaEel 15 лет назад +7

    Andy, Russell, Hugh & Frankie had me laughing through the entire video as usual :D. Hughs facial expressions always make me laugh.

  • @HouseOfMitchell
    @HouseOfMitchell 6 лет назад +9

    "Stop! Hammer time" though. So messed up and cruel but can't help laugh at it. Love Frankie the legend, can't believe he went there. Actually i can

    • @sylviath-
      @sylviath- 6 лет назад +2

      Mazzzii I stumbled upon this video and I don't get it. What does it references to?

    • @jimmy_the_squid9456
      @jimmy_the_squid9456 5 лет назад

      He's being sarcastic since Frankie is famous for his dark humour

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 5 лет назад +1

      @@sylviath- it is a reference to mc hammer - you can't touch this

  • @theamvgirlx
    @theamvgirlx 14 лет назад +29

    "Welcome our newest member...LORD VOLDEMORT!" XD

  • @KT926
    @KT926 13 лет назад +21

    "You're lonely aren't you Russell?"
    I love it when Russell steps forward!
    XD XD XD

  • @serenwen
    @serenwen 16 лет назад +3

    'when the red lights are flashing,
    get down wid' 'da groo-oove'
    the way he says the last line cracks me up everytime.

  • @f4mb
    @f4mb 17 лет назад +6

    "Please welcome our newest member, Lord Voldemort!"
    That made me laugh :)

  • @BeaH751
    @BeaH751 14 лет назад +5

    "You're lonely, aren't you Russell..." Hahaha! Absolute comic genius! Xoxo

  • @Pinkscales
    @Pinkscales 14 лет назад +35

    "You are entering Scotland, No salad for 200 miles" XD

  • @jamesrobertson9012
    @jamesrobertson9012 3 года назад +6

    Big up for my home town of Bracknell...even in this context 😂😂

  • @AlexBudden
    @AlexBudden 13 лет назад +5

    Someone actually stamped "Hammertime" underneath a stop sign at my uni. I laugh every time I see it :D

  • @iball310369
    @iball310369 5 лет назад +184

    Straight ahead.
    Homosexuals turn left

  • @JulienNeel
    @JulienNeel 12 лет назад +15

    This show is excellent, I love it!

  • @bohochic1234
    @bohochic1234 15 лет назад +5

    'I'm changing my name to E. Lordy. I want you all to call me Lordy Lordy' Got to love Ed Byrne!!

  • @niknakboy
    @niknakboy 16 лет назад +5

    "no left turn
    no right turn
    no entry
    no reversing
    now get out of the car and put your hands on your head now!
    DO IT!!"
    lmao frankie is genius

  • @RabidDog008
    @RabidDog008 12 лет назад +6

    Funny, there actually is a street sign in my town that reads "STOP, HAMMER TIME!"

  • @TwistingTornado
    @TwistingTornado 16 лет назад +5

    "GIANT, Exclamation Mark, Ahead", Andy is a legend

  • @Valyar
    @Valyar 14 лет назад +2

    LOVE the "Stop...Hammer time!"

  • @Pinkscales
    @Pinkscales 14 лет назад +31

    "You are leaving coryden, well done"
    LOL

    • @jokullah
      @jokullah 3 года назад +3

      hello person from a decade ago

    • @עילישני
      @עילישני 3 года назад +1

      I want this guy to be an army commander in a video game
      Such confidence

  • @2TCHOLMES
    @2TCHOLMES Год назад +2

    “Why are you looking at me? Eyes on the road, you ninny!”

  • @Novellum
    @Novellum 9 лет назад +171

    "Here's your damned sign.
    -God"

  • @remebeau
    @remebeau 15 лет назад +2

    Frankie's dancing is hypnotic.

  • @RS14988
    @RS14988 12 лет назад +9

    "this is davina! you're live in the house!" XD

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j 2 года назад +2

    You are leaving Croydon
    Well done 😂

  • @KT926
    @KT926 14 лет назад +12

    "You're lonely, aren't you Russell?"
    OMG Russell Howard's the best one of them all!!! XD

  • @link42323
    @link42323 12 лет назад +2

    i'm always amazed how quick witted they are

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 10 лет назад +10

    "Please welcome our newest member LORD VOLDEMORT!!!!!!!!!!" FUCKING LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @dec91808
    @dec91808 16 лет назад +1

    ahhahaa, ' im the lord....of dancee'
    frankie boyle is a comedy legend

  • @niamh8920
    @niamh8920 5 лет назад +4

    Oof they mentioned my town 😂 cheers Hugh mate

  • @2007Lottii
    @2007Lottii 16 лет назад +2

    amazingly funny.
    mock the week is the best.
    XD
    love russel! ♥

  • @drumdumdoodle
    @drumdumdoodle 6 лет назад +6

    "Hope you brought your insurance forms with you... you are now entering Bradford"

  • @Richie1555
    @Richie1555 15 лет назад +5

    "Help I'm trapped in a sign making factory"
    Fantastically funny

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 10 лет назад +6

    "Fancy a shag? Park And Ride 200 yards!!!!!!!" LMAO!

  • @ElsJones94
    @ElsJones94 13 лет назад +8

    "Please welcome our new member: Lord Voldermot..."
    LOL

  • @helzbelzjonez
    @helzbelzjonez 16 лет назад +3

    "I used to be a lord, but after the operation, I'm a lady!"
    LOL!

  • @Primodummy92
    @Primodummy92 16 лет назад

    When the red lights are flashing get down with the groove! Can't wait for the new series!

  • @ThundersRose
    @ThundersRose 15 лет назад +3

    Stop, Hammer time!, Lmfao I havn't laughed so hard in ages!. Absolutely epic show with brilliant comedians.

  • @xxPaige123xx
    @xxPaige123xx 16 лет назад +6

    "When the red lights are flashing...get down with the grooove!" I love Frankies dancing too Hahaha :D

  • @painkillerjones6232
    @painkillerjones6232 5 лет назад +8

    "KEEP YOUR DAMN EYES ON THE ROAD"

  • @madperson876
    @madperson876 11 лет назад +3

    "Please welcome our newest member, Lord Voldemort!". Russell being the amazing Potterhead that I love!

  • @ZReaders
    @ZReaders 10 лет назад +42

    My one: "If you see this sign, it's already too late for you."

  • @daveprice5911
    @daveprice5911 6 лет назад +2

    I swear I'm addicted to watching this

  • @Clarestovold
    @Clarestovold 17 лет назад +6

    XD I saw a road sign that said "Do not vandalise this sign" I LAUHGED MY BUTT OFF!

    • @mikespenser4013
      @mikespenser4013 6 месяцев назад

      Bill Posters will be prosecuted!
      No he won’t Bill Posters is an innocent man!

  • @DunkdaHunk
    @DunkdaHunk 7 лет назад +78

    You can tell there aren't any funny people in the comments.

  • @OfficialLyriac
    @OfficialLyriac 14 лет назад +10

    help me im trapped in a sign making factory XD
    when the red lights are flashing, get down with the groove :D

  • @samuelholmes3696
    @samuelholmes3696 4 года назад +1

    Weirdest thing I saw on a road sign was in Brittany, France. As we approached a roundabout there was a sign indicating that "all routes" was straight ahead, and "other directions" was to the right!

  • @FantasyFreakOhMiGosh
    @FantasyFreakOhMiGosh 16 лет назад +5

    "i used to be a lord... but after the operation i'm a lady.."
    Classic ^^

  • @alilinzee
    @alilinzee 16 лет назад

    Oh bless Russell Howard...I love him!

  • @KurtCobainsMicrophone
    @KurtCobainsMicrophone 13 лет назад +4

    here is MY lord line: "SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!! ITS LORD LUCAN!!"

  • @Tminus31
    @Tminus31 15 лет назад +2

    Hugh's face when he dances, classic

  • @wormmon456
    @wormmon456 11 лет назад +4

    I swear, when Andy said "I used to be a lord" I was waiting for "but then I took an arrow to the knee" :P

  • @MrFibbles08
    @MrFibbles08 15 лет назад +1

    You are leaving Croyden.....Well Done
    LOL

  • @Dynexsil
    @Dynexsil 8 лет назад +25

    "Norwich, abandon all hope ye who enters here"

  • @camacamillia
    @camacamillia 16 лет назад

    lmao " I am lord.... of the dance * dances*.
    Franky is genius!

  • @bitchfest3580
    @bitchfest3580 7 лет назад +8

    "stop! Hammer time" dark frankie, very dark

  • @GDrocksXX
    @GDrocksXX 13 лет назад +2

    Frankie is definitely the lord of the dance XD

  • @WardyLion
    @WardyLion 5 лет назад +4

    “If you read this sign it means you’re a knob!”

  • @penguin959
    @penguin959 16 лет назад

    when the red lights are flashing... get down with the grove man lol haha mock the week rocks

  • @KitsuneProject
    @KitsuneProject 13 лет назад +3

    "Granny Crossing!: Stop."

  • @jakxcombat
    @jakxcombat 15 лет назад

    This has to be the best Scene We'd Like To See!

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 4 года назад +5

    Lord Voldemort would obviously be on the government benches at the minute.

  • @VioletLollie
    @VioletLollie 13 лет назад

    When the red lights flashing ... get down with the groove!!

  • @OrhtejTheGreat
    @OrhtejTheGreat 15 лет назад +8

    I've changed my name to "E. Lordy" I want you all to call me: "Lordy Lordy" LOL.
    Giant Exclamation Mark! A HEDGE

  • @joshcorringham07
    @joshcorringham07 16 лет назад +2

    ahaha i love the way Andy Parsons says.. "Which you'r SatNav thinks is a road!" Hilarious!

  • @xxjoeyladxx
    @xxjoeyladxx 8 лет назад +59

    Warning!
    Manchester 1 mile.
    Last escape route!
    Don't say we didn't fucking warn you!

  • @lucymunnster
    @lucymunnster 14 лет назад +1

    My faves from this have to be:
    "No left turn, no right turn, no entry, no reversing, get out of the cra and out your hands on your head...do it!"
    And...."Giant Exclamation Mark...Ahead!!!"

  • @xxjoeyladxx
    @xxjoeyladxx 8 лет назад +5

    Newcastle!
    Twinned with Shitterton, Devon!

    • @thegearknob7161
      @thegearknob7161 4 года назад

      Shitterton is in Dorset. It's basically a lane off Bere Regis. Nothing much down there but the backs of some old houses. Drove down there once. The sign kept getting stolen so they put in a massive boulder instead and carved the name into it.

  • @MusicMadSuperAwesome
    @MusicMadSuperAwesome 15 лет назад

    1.47 LOL
    Little Russell is such a nerd. I love him

  • @furrealdoe8030
    @furrealdoe8030 11 лет назад +3

    "NOT THIS WAY"

  • @renaudarts
    @renaudarts 13 лет назад +1

    OH GOD YOU ARE A LEGEND RUSSEL HOWARD!!!

  • @mrnonsense1031
    @mrnonsense1031 7 лет назад +6

    my entries: "If you can read this, I can see you out of the scope of my sniper rifle."
    "Slow. Children at play. No seriously, they're not too bright."

  • @AlecStanley
    @AlecStanley 15 лет назад +1

    "I'd like to tender my resignation." *mock suicides*
    XD
    Frankie is a legend

  • @richardwestwell4902
    @richardwestwell4902 5 лет назад +5

    There was a Lord who dreamt he was making a speech in the House and woke up to find he was

  • @00TurnerFace00
    @00TurnerFace00 15 лет назад +1

    Hugh Dennis is a legend!!!!!!!!!

  • @GeorgeRsh
    @GeorgeRsh 12 лет назад +4

    2:44
    But then I took an Arrow to the knee.

  • @DrTran06
    @DrTran06 16 лет назад

    "Help me i'm stuck in a Sign Making Factory" XD
    Frankie + Russell are the best

  • @BillHartnelliscool27
    @BillHartnelliscool27 13 лет назад +4

    Sign: You just ran over a squirrel, y'know that.
    Me: Dang.
    Lord: Hello, I'm Lord Wotzisname!
    Me: Where is the Farawy Tree?!*Throtles him* WHERE??!!!

  • @stefk123
    @stefk123 16 лет назад +1

    I love that guys smile at 1:22. It makes the joke even funnier!

  • @dlucey123
    @dlucey123 8 лет назад +9

    Both Hugh and Frankie were on usual sparkling form, I think I prefer Frankie when I'm feeling on edge or in need of some pessimism, satire and gloomy humour. On balance however, I prefer Hugh because he's slightly less funny but far less controversial.

    • @CalamityHillMusic
      @CalamityHillMusic 6 лет назад

      Frankie is better at offensive jokes, hugh is better at clean.

  • @mathewhale3581
    @mathewhale3581 5 лет назад +2

    My favourite real road sign was in Australia
    - it was simply a silhouette of a gigantic black blowfly upon a yellow diamond

  • @DeclanTheCrow
    @DeclanTheCrow 9 лет назад +7

    "Town. *kermit voice* It's back the way you came."

  • @tufty1990
    @tufty1990 16 лет назад +1

    This was the best scenes we'd like to see of the series Hard to pic favs but gotta be no salad for 200 miles, that gentlemen is the motion, and wish-you-hadnt-eaten-that for twenty six miles

  • @chilliard120
    @chilliard120 9 лет назад +40

    Caution: Scotland ahead.

    • @jimmy_the_squid9456
      @jimmy_the_squid9456 5 лет назад +2

      Now entering England: We don't take kindly to foreigners

  • @mrmole28
    @mrmole28 13 лет назад

    I've been watching loads of these through and this was definitely the best

  • @Mrcryptidsarereal
    @Mrcryptidsarereal 10 лет назад +29

    My entry: "If you're reading this, it means I'm aiming at you through the scope of my sniper rifle."

  • @charlesalmond1113
    @charlesalmond1113 8 лет назад +56

    Reading all of your entries is the cringiest shit ever. leave it to the comedians

  • @WentMillerGal15
    @WentMillerGal15 12 лет назад +1

    When Hugh says "get into the groove" he sounds a lot like Robin Williams.

  • @techleakz6139
    @techleakz6139 6 лет назад +3

    too bad there wasnt a sign for richard hammond warning him to slow down

  • @mlplaura
    @mlplaura 16 лет назад +1

    You are leaving Croydon . . . well done.
    lmfao :)

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns 5 лет назад +2

    "she knows, FLOOR IT!"

  • @twilightgal4life
    @twilightgal4life 13 лет назад

    I love how they all are trying to get to it before the other and have to go back:D

  • @senojylracs
    @senojylracs 14 лет назад

    haha "Warning, Little Chef 1 mile" - I like it