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    Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer... It's this week's 'Scenes We'd Like to See'. Dara O'Briain serves up another topical buffet for Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Russell Howard, Andy Parsons and guest Ed Byrne to fill their satirical plates. The panellists suggest 'weird things to see on a road sign'.
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  • @JAcklesfan
    @JAcklesfan 16 лет назад +201

    "you're lonely russell... aren't you?" lol russell howard is legend!!!

  • @craighenery3857
    @craighenery3857 10 лет назад +473

    "Stop hammer time" and " no right turn, no left turn, no entry, no reverse, get out of the car and put your hands on you head DO IT" are brilliant

    • @davidedwards3361
      @davidedwards3361 5 лет назад +5

      What is sad is that MC Hammer bought a house, and at the end of the road was a STOP sign...and Yes, he paid the council to change it to STOP Hammer Time (True story).

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 4 года назад +1

      David Edwards Is that sad, or just understandably appropriate?

    • @brianhkdk
      @brianhkdk 4 года назад +2

      Frankie Boyle IS brilliant :-)

    • @a.g.m.s_1916
      @a.g.m.s_1916 4 года назад +2

      @@davidedwards3361 that's literally the saddest thing I've ever heard

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 3 года назад +1

      In my hometown there was a 'vandal' who actually made a stencil and graffitied all the Stop signs. Always made me giggle a little

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 8 лет назад +312

    "When I'm not in the House of Lords I work as a jeweller. They call me Lord of the Rings."

    • @wealthforthecommoners3146
      @wealthforthecommoners3146 5 лет назад +8

      No appreciative comments for a genius pun in 2 years. What a cruel world we live in.

    • @andrewwilliams7501
      @andrewwilliams7501 5 лет назад +5

      That's because you couldn't fit all that on a road sign 😂

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 4 года назад +6

      Andrew Williams But there was a second part of the clip specific to lords that had nothing to do with signs?

    • @simeonbaumel7293
      @simeonbaumel7293 4 года назад

      my, my.... precious.

    • @mrbow50001
      @mrbow50001 3 года назад

      @@alecLogan Still cant fit it on a sign tho

  • @ReggieKSanshire
    @ReggieKSanshire 6 лет назад +95

    "Now Entering Florida.
    It's Not Too Late. You Can Still Turn Back."

    • @prodbykaji
      @prodbykaji 4 года назад

      yeah it’s like a gta server there lmao

    • @stephenhermann-mtb1681
      @stephenhermann-mtb1681 4 года назад

      No it’s not

    • @stephenhermann-mtb1681
      @stephenhermann-mtb1681 4 года назад

      Prod. Kaji no it’s not

    • @MisterK9739
      @MisterK9739 4 года назад +1

      stephenhermann -MTB someone's triggered.. it's a joke. But Florida-man seems to be a very interesting person

    • @ferrumignis
      @ferrumignis 4 года назад

      @@MisterK9739 Florida man gets a bad rap, some of the crime is down to Florida woman.

  • @michaeljagger7673
    @michaeljagger7673 9 лет назад +334

    ''please check your speed before selling it on to drug dealers''

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 6 лет назад +102

    Weird things to see on a road sign:
    “Did you check the back seat after that last stop?”

  • @TheDoomAmbassador
    @TheDoomAmbassador 10 лет назад +145

    There is actually a road sign with just a question mark somewhere here in Israel.

    • @MythicSuns
      @MythicSuns 5 лет назад +36

      DUDE, CRASH INTO IT, YOU'LL UNLOCK THE HIDDEN LEVEL!

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 3 года назад +8

      I think it means the speed limit has been factorialised

  • @RabidDog008
    @RabidDog008 12 лет назад +6

    Funny, there actually is a street sign in my town that reads "STOP, HAMMER TIME!"

  • @f4mb
    @f4mb 17 лет назад +6

    "Please welcome our newest member, Lord Voldemort!"
    That made me laugh :)

  • @theamvgirlx
    @theamvgirlx 13 лет назад +29

    "Welcome our newest member...LORD VOLDEMORT!" XD

  • @Theranis
    @Theranis 15 лет назад +10

    I love how serious Frankie's face is when he makes the little chef joke.

  • @Pinkscales
    @Pinkscales 14 лет назад +35

    "You are entering Scotland, No salad for 200 miles" XD

  • @AlexBudden
    @AlexBudden 13 лет назад +5

    Someone actually stamped "Hammertime" underneath a stop sign at my uni. I laugh every time I see it :D

  • @KT926
    @KT926 13 лет назад +21

    "You're lonely aren't you Russell?"
    I love it when Russell steps forward!
    XD XD XD

  • @bohochic1234
    @bohochic1234 15 лет назад +5

    'I'm changing my name to E. Lordy. I want you all to call me Lordy Lordy' Got to love Ed Byrne!!

  • @BeaH751
    @BeaH751 14 лет назад +5

    "You're lonely, aren't you Russell..." Hahaha! Absolute comic genius! Xoxo

  • @niknakboy
    @niknakboy 16 лет назад +5

    "no left turn
    no right turn
    no entry
    no reversing
    now get out of the car and put your hands on your head now!
    DO IT!!"
    lmao frankie is genius

  • @serenwen
    @serenwen 16 лет назад +3

    'when the red lights are flashing,
    get down wid' 'da groo-oove'
    the way he says the last line cracks me up everytime.

  • @TwistingTornado
    @TwistingTornado 16 лет назад +5

    "GIANT, Exclamation Mark, Ahead", Andy is a legend

  • @TheCongaEel
    @TheCongaEel 15 лет назад +7

    Andy, Russell, Hugh & Frankie had me laughing through the entire video as usual :D. Hughs facial expressions always make me laugh.

  • @HouseOfMitchell
    @HouseOfMitchell 6 лет назад +9

    "Stop! Hammer time" though. So messed up and cruel but can't help laugh at it. Love Frankie the legend, can't believe he went there. Actually i can

    • @sylviath-
      @sylviath- 6 лет назад +2

      Mazzzii I stumbled upon this video and I don't get it. What does it references to?

    • @jimmy_the_squid9456
      @jimmy_the_squid9456 5 лет назад

      He's being sarcastic since Frankie is famous for his dark humour

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 5 лет назад +1

      @@sylviath- it is a reference to mc hammer - you can't touch this

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 10 лет назад +6

    "Fancy a shag? Park And Ride 200 yards!!!!!!!" LMAO!

  • @Pinkscales
    @Pinkscales 14 лет назад +31

    "You are leaving coryden, well done"
    LOL

    • @jokullah
      @jokullah 3 года назад +3

      hello person from a decade ago

    • @עילישני
      @עילישני 3 года назад +1

      I want this guy to be an army commander in a video game
      Such confidence

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 10 лет назад +10

    "Please welcome our newest member LORD VOLDEMORT!!!!!!!!!!" FUCKING LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @RS14988
    @RS14988 12 лет назад +9

    "this is davina! you're live in the house!" XD

  • @helzbelzjonez
    @helzbelzjonez 16 лет назад +3

    "I used to be a lord, but after the operation, I'm a lady!"
    LOL!

  • @Novellum
    @Novellum 9 лет назад +170

    "Here's your damned sign.
    -God"

  • @KT926
    @KT926 13 лет назад +12

    "You're lonely, aren't you Russell?"
    OMG Russell Howard's the best one of them all!!! XD

  • @ElsJones94
    @ElsJones94 13 лет назад +8

    "Please welcome our new member: Lord Voldermot..."
    LOL

  • @davidedwards3361
    @davidedwards3361 5 лет назад +37

    I always wanted to get an OBE, or to be made a Lord.
    Of course I cant have both, That would make me an Earlobe.

  • @jamesrobertson9012
    @jamesrobertson9012 3 года назад +6

    Big up for my home town of Bracknell...even in this context 😂😂

  • @drumdumdoodle
    @drumdumdoodle 6 лет назад +6

    "Hope you brought your insurance forms with you... you are now entering Bradford"

  • @Richie1555
    @Richie1555 15 лет назад +5

    "Help I'm trapped in a sign making factory"
    Fantastically funny

  • @Valyar
    @Valyar 14 лет назад +2

    LOVE the "Stop...Hammer time!"

  • @JulienNeel
    @JulienNeel 12 лет назад +15

    This show is excellent, I love it!

  • @samuelholmes3696
    @samuelholmes3696 4 года назад +1

    Weirdest thing I saw on a road sign was in Brittany, France. As we approached a roundabout there was a sign indicating that "all routes" was straight ahead, and "other directions" was to the right!

  • @madperson876
    @madperson876 11 лет назад +3

    "Please welcome our newest member, Lord Voldemort!". Russell being the amazing Potterhead that I love!

  • @FantasyFreakOhMiGosh
    @FantasyFreakOhMiGosh 16 лет назад +5

    "i used to be a lord... but after the operation i'm a lady.."
    Classic ^^

  • @xxPaige123xx
    @xxPaige123xx 16 лет назад +6

    "When the red lights are flashing...get down with the grooove!" I love Frankies dancing too Hahaha :D

  • @link42323
    @link42323 12 лет назад +2

    i'm always amazed how quick witted they are

  • @Clarestovold
    @Clarestovold 17 лет назад +6

    XD I saw a road sign that said "Do not vandalise this sign" I LAUHGED MY BUTT OFF!

    • @mikespenser4013
      @mikespenser4013 5 месяцев назад

      Bill Posters will be prosecuted!
      No he won’t Bill Posters is an innocent man!

  • @GDrocksXX
    @GDrocksXX 13 лет назад +2

    Frankie is definitely the lord of the dance XD

  • @iball310369
    @iball310369 5 лет назад +184

    Straight ahead.
    Homosexuals turn left

  • @2TCHOLMES
    @2TCHOLMES Год назад +2

    “Why are you looking at me? Eyes on the road, you ninny!”

  • @painkillerjones6232
    @painkillerjones6232 5 лет назад +8

    "KEEP YOUR DAMN EYES ON THE ROAD"

  • @2007Lottii
    @2007Lottii 16 лет назад +2

    amazingly funny.
    mock the week is the best.
    XD
    love russel! ♥

  • @KurtCobainsMicrophone
    @KurtCobainsMicrophone 13 лет назад +4

    here is MY lord line: "SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!! ITS LORD LUCAN!!"

  • @joshcorringham07
    @joshcorringham07 16 лет назад +2

    ahaha i love the way Andy Parsons says.. "Which you'r SatNav thinks is a road!" Hilarious!

  • @wormmon456
    @wormmon456 11 лет назад +4

    I swear, when Andy said "I used to be a lord" I was waiting for "but then I took an arrow to the knee" :P

  • @remebeau
    @remebeau 15 лет назад +2

    Frankie's dancing is hypnotic.

  • @ZReaders
    @ZReaders 10 лет назад +42

    My one: "If you see this sign, it's already too late for you."

  • @AlecStanley
    @AlecStanley 15 лет назад +1

    "I'd like to tender my resignation." *mock suicides*
    XD
    Frankie is a legend

  • @ThundersRose
    @ThundersRose 15 лет назад +3

    Stop, Hammer time!, Lmfao I havn't laughed so hard in ages!. Absolutely epic show with brilliant comedians.

  • @DrTran06
    @DrTran06 16 лет назад

    "Help me i'm stuck in a Sign Making Factory" XD
    Frankie + Russell are the best

  • @WardyLion
    @WardyLion 5 лет назад +4

    “If you read this sign it means you’re a knob!”

  • @dec91808
    @dec91808 16 лет назад +1

    ahhahaa, ' im the lord....of dancee'
    frankie boyle is a comedy legend

  • @KitsuneProject
    @KitsuneProject 13 лет назад +3

    "Granny Crossing!: Stop."

  • @00TurnerFace00
    @00TurnerFace00 15 лет назад +1

    Hugh Dennis is a legend!!!!!!!!!

  • @OfficialLyriac
    @OfficialLyriac 14 лет назад +10

    help me im trapped in a sign making factory XD
    when the red lights are flashing, get down with the groove :D

  • @Tminus31
    @Tminus31 15 лет назад +2

    Hugh's face when he dances, classic

  • @Dynexsil
    @Dynexsil 8 лет назад +25

    "Norwich, abandon all hope ye who enters here"

  • @mlplaura
    @mlplaura 16 лет назад +1

    You are leaving Croydon . . . well done.
    lmfao :)

  • @niamh8920
    @niamh8920 5 лет назад +4

    Oof they mentioned my town 😂 cheers Hugh mate

  • @camacamillia
    @camacamillia 16 лет назад

    lmao " I am lord.... of the dance * dances*.
    Franky is genius!

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 4 года назад +5

    Lord Voldemort would obviously be on the government benches at the minute.

  • @Avocet908
    @Avocet908 14 лет назад +1

    "When the Red lights are Flashing... Get Down with the Groove" LOL

  • @DunkdaHunk
    @DunkdaHunk 7 лет назад +78

    You can tell there aren't any funny people in the comments.

  • @mathewhale3581
    @mathewhale3581 5 лет назад +2

    My favourite real road sign was in Australia
    - it was simply a silhouette of a gigantic black blowfly upon a yellow diamond

  • @richardwestwell4902
    @richardwestwell4902 5 лет назад +5

    There was a Lord who dreamt he was making a speech in the House and woke up to find he was

  • @lucymunnster
    @lucymunnster 14 лет назад +1

    My faves from this have to be:
    "No left turn, no right turn, no entry, no reversing, get out of the cra and out your hands on your head...do it!"
    And...."Giant Exclamation Mark...Ahead!!!"

  • @OrhtejTheGreat
    @OrhtejTheGreat 15 лет назад +8

    I've changed my name to "E. Lordy" I want you all to call me: "Lordy Lordy" LOL.
    Giant Exclamation Mark! A HEDGE

  • @mrnonsense1031
    @mrnonsense1031 6 лет назад +6

    my entries: "If you can read this, I can see you out of the scope of my sniper rifle."
    "Slow. Children at play. No seriously, they're not too bright."

  • @daveprice5911
    @daveprice5911 6 лет назад +2

    I swear I'm addicted to watching this

  • @bitchfest3580
    @bitchfest3580 7 лет назад +8

    "stop! Hammer time" dark frankie, very dark

  • @KitsuneProject
    @KitsuneProject 13 лет назад +2

    "Watch Out For Ice! You're On A Frozen Lake, Sit Perfectly Still"

  • @BillHartnelliscool27
    @BillHartnelliscool27 13 лет назад +4

    Sign: You just ran over a squirrel, y'know that.
    Me: Dang.
    Lord: Hello, I'm Lord Wotzisname!
    Me: Where is the Farawy Tree?!*Throtles him* WHERE??!!!

  • @farleyecclesgaming4706
    @farleyecclesgaming4706 4 года назад +2

    I got a good one “you currently just drove off a cliff enjoy your stay”

  • @GeorgeRsh
    @GeorgeRsh 12 лет назад +4

    2:44
    But then I took an Arrow to the knee.

  • @alilinzee
    @alilinzee 16 лет назад

    Oh bless Russell Howard...I love him!

  • @xxjoeyladxx
    @xxjoeyladxx 8 лет назад +5

    Newcastle!
    Twinned with Shitterton, Devon!

    • @thegearknob7161
      @thegearknob7161 4 года назад

      Shitterton is in Dorset. It's basically a lane off Bere Regis. Nothing much down there but the backs of some old houses. Drove down there once. The sign kept getting stolen so they put in a massive boulder instead and carved the name into it.

  • @Primodummy92
    @Primodummy92 16 лет назад

    When the red lights are flashing get down with the groove! Can't wait for the new series!

  • @xxjoeyladxx
    @xxjoeyladxx 8 лет назад +59

    Warning!
    Manchester 1 mile.
    Last escape route!
    Don't say we didn't fucking warn you!

  • @crochetqueen93
    @crochetqueen93 15 лет назад

    Andy's face at 2:50 when he says "i'm a lady"
    xD lool

  • @furrealdoe8030
    @furrealdoe8030 11 лет назад +3

    "NOT THIS WAY"

  • @stefk123
    @stefk123 16 лет назад +1

    I love that guys smile at 1:22. It makes the joke even funnier!

  • @dlucey123
    @dlucey123 8 лет назад +9

    Both Hugh and Frankie were on usual sparkling form, I think I prefer Frankie when I'm feeling on edge or in need of some pessimism, satire and gloomy humour. On balance however, I prefer Hugh because he's slightly less funny but far less controversial.

    • @CalamityHillMusic
      @CalamityHillMusic 6 лет назад

      Frankie is better at offensive jokes, hugh is better at clean.

  • @SUPERCREG1990
    @SUPERCREG1990 15 лет назад

    "No Left Turn, no right turn, no entry, no reversing! GET OUT OF YOUR CAR AND PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD! DO IT!!!"
    lol

  • @DeclanTheCrow
    @DeclanTheCrow 9 лет назад +7

    "Town. *kermit voice* It's back the way you came."

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns 5 лет назад +2

    "she knows, FLOOR IT!"

  • @chilliard120
    @chilliard120 9 лет назад +40

    Caution: Scotland ahead.

    • @jimmy_the_squid9456
      @jimmy_the_squid9456 5 лет назад +2

      Now entering England: We don't take kindly to foreigners

  • @GrabMySanity
    @GrabMySanity 16 лет назад +1

    "GIANT EXCLAMATION MARK AHEAD!"
    "Please welcome our newest member, Lord Voldermort" LMAO

  • @charlesalmond1113
    @charlesalmond1113 8 лет назад +56

    Reading all of your entries is the cringiest shit ever. leave it to the comedians

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j 2 года назад +2

    You are leaving Croydon
    Well done 😂

  • @Mrcryptidsarereal
    @Mrcryptidsarereal 10 лет назад +29

    My entry: "If you're reading this, it means I'm aiming at you through the scope of my sniper rifle."

  • @MusicMadSuperAwesome
    @MusicMadSuperAwesome 15 лет назад

    1.47 LOL
    Little Russell is such a nerd. I love him

  • @techleakz6139
    @techleakz6139 6 лет назад +3

    too bad there wasnt a sign for richard hammond warning him to slow down

  • @senojylracs
    @senojylracs 13 лет назад

    haha "Warning, Little Chef 1 mile" - I like it

  • @WentMillerGal15
    @WentMillerGal15 12 лет назад +1

    When Hugh says "get into the groove" he sounds a lot like Robin Williams.

  • @DXlukus
    @DXlukus 15 лет назад +1

    " i am the lord, of the dance" XD

  • @VioletLollie
    @VioletLollie 13 лет назад

    When the red lights flashing ... get down with the groove!!