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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2024

Комментарии • 294

  • @nolankuffner3573
    @nolankuffner3573 4 года назад +189

    Rhys' delivery on the Power Ranger joke is PERFECT.
    The way he hesistates is impeccable.

    • @kwanarchive
      @kwanarchive 3 года назад +7

      Not to mention the hand gesture.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад +2

      Yeah... Thank god for the word “Ranger” in their Season 3 morphing call.

  • @RApollos107
    @RApollos107 5 лет назад +782

    The Power Ranger one was too funny

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 2 года назад +1

      It’s either SPD or Mystic Force. No other team had all four of those colors at the same time.

    • @afrosamuraiwarrior
      @afrosamuraiwarrior 2 года назад

      Yeah that was the best

    • @nolankuffner3573
      @nolankuffner3573 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@kylestubbs8867and here I thought the joke was nerdy af 😂

  • @spacepenguins8939
    @spacepenguins8939 5 лет назад +1470

    😂
    White powe-
    He’s the one who wears white

    • @Lkdog
      @Lkdog 5 лет назад +5

      What’s the name of the comedian?

    • @ray5952
      @ray5952 4 года назад +1

      Why didn't he say black power ranger?

    • @kwanarchive
      @kwanarchive 3 года назад +2

      @@ray5952 Because it would have given the joke away early.

    • @robotcapital4774
      @robotcapital4774 3 года назад +1

      @@kwanarchive so what's the joke then? is it he's a black actor in white costume or to do with white supremacy

    • @EdoardoTozziWinstonSmith
      @EdoardoTozziWinstonSmith Год назад

      @@robotcapital4774 White supremacy. He calls all the power rangers with the name of the colour first, then "ranger". The joke goes that for saying the last one, he should say "white power". Therefore he says "the power ranger who wears white".

  • @ediecolley9642
    @ediecolley9642 5 лет назад +514

    Some love for the millennial falcon joke ❤️

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 4 года назад +1

      That joke was done on family guy

  • @rooster3266
    @rooster3266 5 лет назад +314

    “ fire the photon ray , Ray fire the photon “ ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @uplink-on-yt
      @uplink-on-yt 5 лет назад

      About time sir, he was quite shit at his job.

    • @JG-vh1xc
      @JG-vh1xc 4 года назад +1

      Just a single particle of light

  • @Omar-uh2cw
    @Omar-uh2cw 5 лет назад +820

    That Alabama joke, FML too soon 😂😂

    • @edsharp2676
      @edsharp2676 5 лет назад +17

      How can that be too soon?

    • @ediecolley9642
      @ediecolley9642 5 лет назад +18

      Ed Sharp because it was voted on literally just over a week ago?

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 5 лет назад +64

      @@ediecolley9642 The entire point of the programme is to mock news from the previous week. If they waited until it wasn't "too soon", then it wouldn't be a topical news quiz.

    • @Dragnel0GenerationX
      @Dragnel0GenerationX 5 лет назад +3

      Wait what happened in Alabama?

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 5 лет назад +24

      @@Dragnel0GenerationX Shortly before this programme was broadcast, the Alabama state senate approved legislation which makes abortion a crime at any stage of pregnancy, with the only exception for a serious threat to the health of the woman.

  • @pisces2569
    @pisces2569 5 лет назад +212

    The conservative joke, the first Alabama joke, and the power ranger joke were the best

    • @simeonbaumel7293
      @simeonbaumel7293 4 года назад +15

      But the one about German sausages was the wurst.

    • @ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869
      @ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869 2 года назад +2

      The Indian chic is not funny. She's like Melissa McCarthy, you feel sorry for her because comedy seems so out of her wheelhouse.

    • @Sergeantmajormario
      @Sergeantmajormario Год назад +1

      ​@@ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869 she's still doing better than the one bloke they had on who's only shtick was impressions and that was it

  • @BestgirlJordanfish
    @BestgirlJordanfish 5 лет назад +497

    Alabama ruined my week, but those Alabama jokes made my day.

    • @DarkenedEclipse
      @DarkenedEclipse 5 лет назад +11

      @Derrick Flyr That would be valid if Alabama had good childcare systems. Quit with the religious moral high ground and take a look at the stats.

    • @millertheory7935
      @millertheory7935 5 лет назад +7

      Alabama ruined your week and protected the lives of hundreds of thousands. How does that ruin your week anyway? What are you, Ted Bundy?

    • @BugattiBoy01
      @BugattiBoy01 5 лет назад +14

      @@millertheory7935 What lives? Life begins when you can form memories and are aware of your surroundings. Doesnt even happen until months after birth. So please shut up

    • @Sepultra012
      @Sepultra012 5 лет назад +18

      @@millertheory7935 They didn't protect anyone's life, they are anti-choice and anti-woman, not pro-life.

    • @millertheory7935
      @millertheory7935 5 лет назад +1

      Myles good joke?

  • @tazzza
    @tazzza 5 лет назад +271

    3:01 The screen says “Things you wouldn’t hear during an election campaign”
    Nice try BBC

    • @fraserferguey7793
      @fraserferguey7793 5 лет назад +5

      Was about to comment that aswell

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 5 лет назад +3

      Not great editing. Good spot

    • @SamJLance
      @SamJLance 5 лет назад +30

      “Nice try” ...at what? It seems they used a clip to fill in a short piece of action from another sequence that wasn’t captured initially. What’s so malicious about that?

    • @fredh1720
      @fredh1720 5 лет назад +11

      @@SamJLance Yeah, 'nice try' is the wrong phrase. Just lazy RUclips commenting, but it is a bit weird.

    • @mr.scarlo2234
      @mr.scarlo2234 5 лет назад +6

      Actually, it’s 3:02, and I’m a pedantic idiot.

  • @SpeedwagonZaidan
    @SpeedwagonZaidan 5 лет назад +79

    The thumbnail looks like three party leaders who are giving a speech to ease fears, but Rhys just said something both racist and homophobic, Sindhu and Tom now realise why they don't normally let him speak in front of people.

  • @ladyi7609
    @ladyi7609 5 лет назад +135

    Sindhu Vee just won EVERYTHING. And whoa, when did Ed Gamble get that serious tat work?

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 лет назад +9

      I mean we shouldn't be surprised he needs to keep from looking like an undercover mormon

    • @reginaldcrapo132
      @reginaldcrapo132 5 лет назад +4

      Did you hear there is a new coach on the LPGA tour? Yes, she says she can take any lady and make her Vijay Singh.

    • @chazzatheninja
      @chazzatheninja 5 лет назад +16

      her jokes were deeply unfunny

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 5 лет назад +3

      @@chazzatheninja *to you
      But then again you havent had a date in years so I'm not sure I'd trust your opinion of women

    • @howaboutno4002
      @howaboutno4002 5 лет назад +12

      @@ConstantChaos1 "I think this woman's 2 jokes weren't funny"
      "HAHA UR INCEL YOU DONT DATE GET LAID VIRGIN"
      bruh it's a RUclips video, don't try get personal about people you don't know shit about lol

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 7 месяцев назад +3

    2:40 I could imagine that one happening on red dwarf

  • @fredh1720
    @fredh1720 5 лет назад +521

    OK, the abortion joke was actually good

    • @Nulono
      @Nulono 5 лет назад +3

      Which one?

    • @sonicblue7551
      @sonicblue7551 5 лет назад +1

      Nulono the Alabama one

    • @musefan12345
      @musefan12345 5 лет назад +25

      It’s good because it’s funny, but it’s also a very clever satirical exposé the backwardness of Alabama.

    • @luke-il7lc
      @luke-il7lc 5 лет назад +18

      @@musefan12345 Okay mate it was a few lines not a documentary.

    • @musefan12345
      @musefan12345 5 лет назад +3

      Luke, I never said it was?

  • @papinkelman7695
    @papinkelman7695 5 лет назад +8

    Millennial falcon... he he
    Jenny!!!!!

  • @noir-214
    @noir-214 2 месяца назад

    1:07 Eds laugh goes from 1 to 100 in a millisecond

  • @brenyatta
    @brenyatta 5 лет назад +9

    I had to pause, since I couldn’t stop laughing at the Power Rangers joke

  • @canadianperson4830
    @canadianperson4830 3 года назад +3

    0:46 Best line ever!

  • @arthurwarren8289
    @arthurwarren8289 2 года назад +1

    When Rhys tells his brexit joke, when he goes up to the mic, the screen shows a different topic...

  • @emmittsmith482
    @emmittsmith482 Год назад

    The dishwasher joke sounded like it came from experience.

  • @darraghevans7271
    @darraghevans7271 4 года назад +4

    You can tell she was so proud of her Alabama jokes

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад +2

    So wait, Baby Yoda can train me to become a Jedi?

  • @Algahiem
    @Algahiem 4 года назад +6

    My entries:
    "Top of th' mornin' to ye! Oi'm Rob O'Cop!"
    "According to our data base, these creatures are on the verge of extinction since the physical and mental shortcoming prevented them from finding a suitable mates. Ancient texts often refers to them as "Incels"."
    "This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; An elegant weapon for a more civilized age. Use it well, young Padawan and this chainsaw-bayonet flamethrower will serve you well.

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 5 лет назад +10

    Mind if I crash here tonight?
    ok I'll have to fire the futon torpedo

  • @NickFieldMedia
    @NickFieldMedia 5 лет назад +17

    Thought that was Pacman on Ed's shirt...

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 5 лет назад +2

    ''We definitely won't get done for speeding in space''

  •  4 года назад +7

    This one was more fun than usual, especially the "Alabama" jokes :-D

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад

    We must travel to the planet Illum to retrieve the kyber crystal. But you have to get a pink kyber crystal because your master commands you to.

  • @VardhanShrivastava
    @VardhanShrivastava 5 лет назад +21

    Uber 😂

  • @GyrisCap
    @GyrisCap 5 лет назад +24

    I think the editing department needs to try again. 3.02, spot the mistake!

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 5 лет назад +1

      3:02

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 5 лет назад

      I don't see anything odd. What's the mistake?

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 5 лет назад +6

      Oh! It switched to "Things you wouldn't hear during an election campaign."

    • @scottscott232
      @scottscott232 5 лет назад +1

      Nothing wrong with it. It's the editing of the clip. By the time the contestant arrives, the caption reads correctly.

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 5 лет назад

      @@scottscott232 ... We already knew it was correct by the time the contestant reached the mic. But it was also correct before then. What we're wondering is: Why did they insert frames from a completely different part of the show, with the wrong caption, instead of just letting the correct parts flow into each other?

  • @lakrids-pibe
    @lakrids-pibe 4 года назад +1

    There's a café that does a bang-on avo on toast

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 5 лет назад

    ''The only way we can make relive your youth again is to put you back in that basement''

  • @BobJoe-rq9nz
    @BobJoe-rq9nz 5 лет назад +20

    Photon ray? So what, turn on the lights?

  • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
    @Michelle_Schu-blacka 3 года назад +1

    Not gonna lie...
    That 'white power' ranger took a minute to click. The alabama joke quality.

    • @robotcapital4774
      @robotcapital4774 3 года назад

      explain

    • @antzooma
      @antzooma 5 месяцев назад

      has your IQ improved in the past 3 years ?

    • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
      @Michelle_Schu-blacka 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@antzooma... Said someone who thinks a high IQ is required to get jokes and hasn't mastered basic grammar.

  • @samvidas9599
    @samvidas9599 5 лет назад +4

    At 3:02 the background changes

  • @Azay_N
    @Azay_N 4 года назад +1

    The power ranger bit was brilliant! 😂😂😂😂

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 5 лет назад +41

    You know you messed up when you are made fun of in another continent.
    What's wrong with you, Alabama?

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 5 лет назад +1

      It's common sense. I'm not pro-abortion but if it is going to be legal, that's the only fair stance to take; to kill the foetus before it develops into an actual living thing.

    • @henrikhyrup3995
      @henrikhyrup3995 5 лет назад +6

      @@AutomaticDuck300 You just contradicted yourself.....
      How can you kill something which is not yet "an actual living thing"?

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 5 лет назад

      @@henrikhyrup3995 alright, destroy or remove. Semantics. The point is that you destroy it before it has a heartbeat; there is an argument to be made that it's not technically a living thing yet in that scenario, so it's not as bad.

    • @Digitize27
      @Digitize27 5 лет назад +2

      @@AutomaticDuck300 Except the heart develops at 6-8 weeks. Most women don't even know they're pregnant by then.

    • @pinkshamrock5590
      @pinkshamrock5590 5 лет назад +1

      @@Digitize27 If we use the lack of heartbeat to determine death, should we not use the same logic that a heartbeat determines life?

  • @WildNorWester
    @WildNorWester 5 лет назад +36

    That Alabama joke was good. Who is that who made it? I'd like to see more of her work.

  • @Hav3nM
    @Hav3nM 4 года назад

    This was a classic

  • @luke__b
    @luke__b 2 года назад

    3:01 the prompt on the screen changes

  • @thegeorgeshow4158
    @thegeorgeshow4158 8 месяцев назад

    Doctor, the tardis broken down what we going to do, I just called aa to help they know how to fix it

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography 5 лет назад +1

    Something you wouldn't hear; I can't document that! Get off the alien!

  • @danielchampion1548
    @danielchampion1548 Год назад

    Anybody spot the mistake at 3:02?

  • @amsteensberg1653
    @amsteensberg1653 5 лет назад +21

    Ooooh alabama 🤯

  • @DeliriousGnome
    @DeliriousGnome 5 лет назад +20

    Sindhu Vee killed it with that Alabama joke lmao

    • @Tredenix
      @Tredenix 5 лет назад +4

      Well I guess it follows logically, that someone who thinks "killing it" is a good thing would laugh

  • @franciscusautismusmaximus5185
    @franciscusautismusmaximus5185 5 лет назад +2

    That conservative joke didn't aged well 😂

  • @keelieinwonderland
    @keelieinwonderland 3 года назад

    Now you need Ed.B Ed.G & Rhys James on a team and Hugh the Scottish guy & the bald guy

  • @tanukiman3855
    @tanukiman3855 4 года назад +1

    Well Hugh, looks like you go that one backwards.

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern7495 2 года назад

    Spot the editing mistake at 3:00

  • @paulhoskin3286
    @paulhoskin3286 5 лет назад

    Batman goes to Thailand for his holiday

    • @LordAaronus
      @LordAaronus 5 лет назад

      and recommended it to Batwoman since she's the gay one

  • @abelisraelcruzayuso4682
    @abelisraelcruzayuso4682 5 лет назад +2

    Didn’t get the “box of celebrations” one...

    • @Theseamus2000
      @Theseamus2000 5 лет назад +4

      Galaxy is the name of a brand chocolate and celebrations is the name of a box with a number of various chocolates like Mars bars and galaxy

    • @abelisraelcruzayuso4682
      @abelisraelcruzayuso4682 5 лет назад +1

      Lewis Murphy Cheers!

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 2 года назад

      @@abelisraelcruzayuso4682 Specifically, Celebrations has miniature versions of chocolate bars, hence the Galaxy has shrunk.

  • @AmericanPharaoh10
    @AmericanPharaoh10 5 лет назад

    Did anyone notice that at 3:02 the sign had the wrong topic?

  • @jeffreyblack666
    @jeffreyblack666 4 года назад

    But they did institute a speed limit. But it was warp factor 5 not 7.

  • @UltraMaXAtAXX
    @UltraMaXAtAXX 5 лет назад

    But hey, Roll Tide, right?

  • @TheMaybebaby90
    @TheMaybebaby90 2 года назад

    The editing failed at 3:02 when Rhys walked out, the background changed

  • @thatguyluke242
    @thatguyluke242 5 лет назад +3

    Who's the guy who told the power rangers joke
    I see him everywhere but I can never find out his name

  • @paulhoskin3286
    @paulhoskin3286 5 лет назад +4

    Its not good news the aliens have landed and they love plump people. Bet you wished you'd gone on that diet

  • @ConstantChaos1
    @ConstantChaos1 5 лет назад +1

    THE👏SHADE👏

  • @Nissenov
    @Nissenov 5 лет назад

    01:36
    That voice, I am sure that I have heard it in Rick and Morty..?

    • @justbeyondthecornerproduct3540
      @justbeyondthecornerproduct3540 5 лет назад

      ... Which character?

    • @Nissenov
      @Nissenov 5 лет назад

      @@justbeyondthecornerproduct3540 I tried to find the character, by speed watching the episodes. And somehow I must have mixed farts voice with his. But I can hear that they are not the same.
      I guess it is the accent that tricked me.

    • @justbeyondthecornerproduct3540
      @justbeyondthecornerproduct3540 5 лет назад

      @@Nissenov Fart isn't even English

    • @Nissenov
      @Nissenov 5 лет назад

      @@justbeyondthecornerproduct3540 And that just show how wrong I am😁
      But to be fair, that voice would fit a rick and morty character pretty well.

    • @CliftonPhotographer
      @CliftonPhotographer 5 лет назад

      @@justbeyondthecornerproduct3540 Maybe they meant Farsi 😏

  • @joer.g8568
    @joer.g8568 5 лет назад +17

    Everyone on about that Alabama joke...like yeah was good...but its not as good as you guys keep acting like it is 😂😂

    • @archerlady
      @archerlady 5 лет назад +2

      It made me burst out laughing. For more than a few seconds. It was brilliant!

    • @joer.g8568
      @joer.g8568 5 лет назад +5

      @@archerlady it...really wasnt...

    • @LiveHedgehog
      @LiveHedgehog 5 лет назад

      It was sort of funny the first time.
      Then she basically made the same joke again. Everyone else made inventive jokes but she just made the same "clap-worthy" statement twice.

    • @joer.g8568
      @joer.g8568 5 лет назад

      @@LiveHedgehog agreed. But I'd even argue that I got more of a smirk then a laugh...and I see everyone in the comments like "that Alabama joke was so good"....when it really really wasnt

    • @howaboutno4002
      @howaboutno4002 5 лет назад +1

      "Haha abortion is banned in Alabama, so funny guys lol, look at me and laugh guys it's not allowed and I joked it was. Please laugh haha"

  • @bffulcrum3218
    @bffulcrum3218 5 лет назад +3

    Thing's you wouldn't hear in scifi: I can't believe I'm not allowed to kill my baby!

  • @robs8966
    @robs8966 5 лет назад +8

    5 of them were splendid! It’s a shame usually they are all witty, there’s a difference between making fun of things and just harping on them, missed the boat here

  • @Kriptiko
    @Kriptiko 2 года назад

    Alabama

  • @Paul-sj5db
    @Paul-sj5db 4 года назад +11

    Ironically, Hugh's "joke" about Conservatives being destroyed is now really funny because it actually applies to Labour now.

    • @derekbland5253
      @derekbland5253 3 года назад

      👏👏👏👍👍👍

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 2 года назад +1

      It applies to every political party that has ever existed, every few years.

  • @marcelmoreau2733
    @marcelmoreau2733 4 года назад

    "Over there is the whi.... i mean the off beige power ranger."

  • @DonnaSCurran
    @DonnaSCurran 5 лет назад

    What does milkshake mean?

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

      I’m gonna guess something sexual.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 2 года назад

      @@kylestubbs8867 Nope. There was a brief fad of protesting against politicians' views (especially those of the more racist parties) by throwing milkshakes at them. Well, OK, it's probably something sexual, as well but...

  • @Frank5872
    @Frank5872 4 года назад

    The conservatives joke aged well

    • @simeonbaumel7293
      @simeonbaumel7293 4 года назад

      With the joke being on the Labor Party

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 2 года назад

      It's universal -- every political party in the world does that every few years.

  • @TheRingDragon52
    @TheRingDragon52 4 года назад

    Who is the Indian Lady on the right?

  • @paulhoskin3286
    @paulhoskin3286 5 лет назад

    Oh no superman is dead

  • @BolttheSuperPony
    @BolttheSuperPony 4 года назад +1

    Interesting to know the Alabama stereotype reaches across borders

  • @fuengiroloo90
    @fuengiroloo90 5 лет назад +2

    What's the woman's name

  • @tarenpineset9278
    @tarenpineset9278 5 лет назад

    Is like whose line?

    • @cataryad661
      @cataryad661 5 лет назад

      Not really. This is more at the end of the episode. Mostly, it’s them discussing things that happened in the week. Like news stuff.

    • @lukebeforeyougame145
      @lukebeforeyougame145 5 лет назад

      Pardon?

    • @tarenpineset9278
      @tarenpineset9278 5 лет назад

      @@cataryad661 Thanks for the explanation

    • @tarenpineset9278
      @tarenpineset9278 5 лет назад

      @@lukebeforeyougame145 I for forgot the it but I was asking if this show was like whose line is it anyway

    • @Pattomir1
      @Pattomir1 5 лет назад +1

      @@tarenpineset9278 made by the same person, so they have similar shows. But mostly it's them sat around the table answering questions about the weeks news.

  • @sazidhasankhan9144
    @sazidhasankhan9144 5 лет назад +6

    I CAME SECOND! YESS!

  • @CaptDeadpool32
    @CaptDeadpool32 5 лет назад +1

    Did she really go for 2 alabama abortion jokes?

    • @netwolfe
      @netwolfe 5 лет назад

      Well Alabama was in the news recently for passing a huge anti-abortion law.

  • @kinsmed
    @kinsmed 5 лет назад +1

    Couldn't be arsed to list the performer's names, huh?

  • @j0njn
    @j0njn 5 лет назад +14

    If anyone of a conservative persuasion was offended by these jokes: good. Sort out your bloody priorities.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 2 года назад

      @@privatetrash2810 I have. Don’t ask them to help you sort.

  • @irregular1430
    @irregular1430 4 года назад +1

    Two Alabama jokes?

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 года назад +1

      It's a topical news programme, Alabama's abortion debacle was a high-profile news story when this was filmed.

  • @Alex-jg2bc
    @Alex-jg2bc 5 лет назад +15

    First.
    I’ve never been this early to a video. Like first 10 views.

  • @tdwaybright1
    @tdwaybright1 3 года назад

    Abortion jokes are so funny

  • @billhester4507
    @billhester4507 4 года назад

    Alabama joke? Let's have some "Indus valley" jokes

  • @janderson2709
    @janderson2709 5 лет назад +4

    I literally guessed that first joke before he said it. Yawn.

    • @sam.j.455
      @sam.j.455 5 лет назад +2

      Aren't you so clever?

    • @janderson2709
      @janderson2709 5 лет назад +2

      Sam Webb Not really, no. Just political comedy is both boring and predictable in equal measure.

    • @riadburctoolla3251
      @riadburctoolla3251 5 лет назад

      Even the milkshake part?!

    • @janderson2709
      @janderson2709 5 лет назад +2

      Riad Burctoolla I clicked the video thinking ‘how long until someone mentions milkshaking’, as soon as he said time machine I though ‘ah, milk-shaking hitler’.
      Given that these jokes are pretty likely pre-written, it’s a pretty tame effort, wouldn’t you say?

    • @jraynes2001
      @jraynes2001 5 лет назад

      Jacob Anderson good for you when’s the parade

  • @ajmittendorf
    @ajmittendorf 5 лет назад +2

    (3:15) It sucks when comedians become political. If I had made a joke promoting the heart-beat bill, I would have been booed. She also should have been booed. Comedians, keep your politics to yourself.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 2 года назад

      If you don't want to see political comedy, don't watch a satirical show based on current events, ffs.

    • @ajmittendorf
      @ajmittendorf 2 года назад +1

      @@beeble2003 It's funny you should mention that because I stopped watching these infants about two years ago. Still, if I tried to make a joke advocating the conservative side (the heart-beat bill, for example), I'd never be invited back, and that was my point.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 2 года назад

      @@ajmittendorf Your point is just speculative hypothetical that you're presenting as if it's evidence for your opinion, when it's actually just a construct of your opinion. I might as well say, "If I tried to make a joke about lemons, I'd never be invited back." Meanwhile, Sindhu Vee (the woman who made the jokes you're objecting to) was on the show twice in 2019 and... has not appeared since! Dun-dun-duuuuuuun! Must be a conservative show keeping liberal comedians off the air!

    • @ajmittendorf
      @ajmittendorf 2 года назад

      @@beeble2003 These comment areas are intended for opinions.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 2 года назад

      @@ajmittendorf Of course. I was just pointing out that you'd posted an opinion as if it were corroborating evidence.

  • @gadfageyar
    @gadfageyar 5 лет назад +6

    All Hail Sindhu V!

  • @bleddyndickinson3419
    @bleddyndickinson3419 5 лет назад +6

    Loved evey single joke except the Alabama ones. They were pretty stupid

  • @colaboytje
    @colaboytje 5 лет назад

    No way this is improvised

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 5 лет назад +1

      Nobody claimed it was improvised. They're told the topics in advance.

    • @colaboytje
      @colaboytje 5 лет назад

      @@gwishart BS. It's supposed to be an improv show. It's the whole setup of the show.

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 5 лет назад

      @@colaboytje Not sure what you think is BS, but I've been to recordings and they definitely know the topics for this round beforehand.
      I don't think they're specifically told about the topics for the other rounds, but I suspect they have a good idea since it's based on recent news stories.
      A few of the contestants even have reminders for their jokes written on their hands.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 2 года назад

      @@colaboytje It's not "supposed to be an improv show." They never claim that it's improv; you just assumed it. That's a perfectly reasonable assumption and I can understand why you would think it's true, but it's actually not.

    • @colaboytje
      @colaboytje 2 года назад

      @@beeble2003 This is advertised as an improv show. It has the exact same format as improv classes.

  • @goldenscarecrow
    @goldenscarecrow 5 лет назад +4

    Why 2 Alabama jokes when there are so many states that want to control women?

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 5 лет назад +11

      Because Alabama was the first state and she’s got to pick one...

    • @netwolfe
      @netwolfe 5 лет назад +12

      Also Alabama was in the news recently for passing a new state wide anti-abortion law. And I have gotten the impression that this anti-abortion law in Alabama was the strictest and most served even when compared to other states that have anti-abortion laws. Most anti-abortion laws usually have exception if the conception was the result rape or incest. But this new law Alabama has no such exception.
      But there is now a lawsuit trying to challenge. I will include a link to news article people if wanted to read about it.
      www.vox.com/2019/5/24/18638459/alabama-abortion-law-aclu-planned-parenthood-challenge

    • @LordAaronus
      @LordAaronus 5 лет назад

      you know what they say about the weakest link

  • @robotcapital4774
    @robotcapital4774 4 года назад

    I understand that the powerranger joke is a race gag but i still dont find it funny because whats wrong with calling the black guy the white ranger im sure they know you mean he wears the white considerng you said like 4 colored rangers before that.

    • @silvasilvasilva
      @silvasilvasilva 3 года назад

      I assume the issue is calling him the "white power" ranger, which would come across as "white supremacist".

  • @karlosthejackel69
    @karlosthejackel69 5 лет назад +1

    These ‘comedians’ only make jokes about approved targets these days unfortunately. That’s why your audience is disappearing

  • @icesk8ergal1123
    @icesk8ergal1123 5 лет назад +9

    Y’all are British. WTF do you care what Alabama does?

    • @previouslyachimp
      @previouslyachimp 5 лет назад +48

      Yes, of course, we need to be in immediate proximity to someone to care about their wellbeing. Silly us for caring about fascistic oppressive retrograde policies that drastically alter peoples lives!

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 5 лет назад +38

      It’s a thing called ‘empathy’, you should try it sometime

    • @LordAaronus
      @LordAaronus 5 лет назад +17

      SNL had brexit jokes

    • @shmookins
      @shmookins 5 лет назад +9

      Something hurt your snowflake feelings? Then simply abort. Oh, you can't do that can you.

    • @wellmounted
      @wellmounted 5 лет назад +1

      @@previouslyachimp Yea, like the UK isn't becoming a third world country. You worry more about offensive speech than murderers.

  • @archangel6676
    @archangel6676 4 года назад

    "we live in Alabama" says the woman who's people believe cows are divine!

  • @kedabro1957
    @kedabro1957 5 лет назад

    1:14 ... I hate jokes whose sole humor is the belief that there's something inherently ridiculous about new innovations.

    • @gringojr1900
      @gringojr1900 5 лет назад +1

      That's not the joke tho

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 5 лет назад

      @@gringojr1900 ... Then what is the joke?

    • @gringojr1900
      @gringojr1900 5 лет назад +5

      They say as if it's an emergency that the hyper drive broke, making it seem like they're stranded in space. The punchline subverts that expectation, by saying they can just catch an uber. Classic joke format.

    • @robotcapital4774
      @robotcapital4774 3 года назад

      @@gringojr1900 i thought he said hoover

  • @colblimp
    @colblimp 2 года назад

    Tom Allen is the most unfunny comedian ever.

  • @censorshipbites7545
    @censorshipbites7545 5 лет назад +3

    Yeah, Alabama jokes. Because what we don't have enough of is overtly left-wing political comedy.

    • @censorshipbites7545
      @censorshipbites7545 5 лет назад

      @Pipe Tunes Yeah, Jews shouldn't "earn" the hatred of Islamic fundamentalists. Blacks shouldn't "earn" the hatred of white supremacists. Men shouldn't "earn" the hatred of radical feminists.

    • @sansovino4124
      @sansovino4124 2 года назад

      All comedy is left wing because right wing people have no sense of humour.

  • @ursafan40
    @ursafan40 4 года назад

    Somebody doesn't like Alabama.
    Shame she's not funny.

    • @sansovino4124
      @sansovino4124 2 года назад

      Maybe, but it's a good political point.

  • @ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869
    @ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869 3 года назад

    Does the Indian chic have anything funny to say? It takes a few jokes to cleanse my pallet after she talks.

  • @da9z394
    @da9z394 5 лет назад

    Seriously none of these in funny.

  • @strawberrycheesecake7193
    @strawberrycheesecake7193 5 лет назад +2

    Alabama joke hit too close to home