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  • @whalebone1206
    @whalebone1206 4 года назад +12590

    "What's that stuff they put on the top, the melty stuff? Sorry, I'm not from England."
    "Cheese?"
    "Yes!"

    • @darookmezd
      @darookmezd 4 года назад +718

      lmao says with perfect British accent

    • @averylfong4843
      @averylfong4843 4 года назад +194

      @@darookmezd wait how in the world was that a British accent am I missing something?

    • @DD-zh3jj
      @DD-zh3jj 4 года назад +30

      Don't need to be English to know cheese lmao

    • @lordoftc
      @lordoftc 4 года назад +47

      I found out not too long ago that a lot of people from eastern countries think American English is “correct” English so I can’t say I’m surprised that someone would think this woman’s English is “original” or British English.

    • @darookmezd
      @darookmezd 4 года назад +14

      @@lordoftc who was talking about originality?

  • @forwhomthetacobelltolls
    @forwhomthetacobelltolls 4 года назад +9653

    I love how they all tried to trick the pizza person into saying bubbles, but then Joe just straight up asked if they’d say it.

    • @jofx4051
      @jofx4051 3 года назад +320

      Big brain move here

    • @acasualcactus5878
      @acasualcactus5878 3 года назад +92

      And Joe still tricked him into saying it.

    • @沈啍
      @沈啍 2 года назад +349

      I like Doc Brown’s approach best:
      “My name is Bubbles.”
      “Bubbles?”
      “Yup.”

    • @viniciusgomes1737
      @viniciusgomes1737 2 года назад +19

      "Can I ask you for a huge favour?"

    • @lowgpu1687
      @lowgpu1687 2 года назад +42

      I thought "Why don't they just ask them to say bubbles" lol, it infuriated me

  • @ToomanyFrancis
    @ToomanyFrancis 3 года назад +5124

    "Can you do me a favor and say 'bubbles'"
    "B U B B L E S ! ! ?.......... no."

    • @ToveriJuri
      @ToveriJuri 3 года назад +56

      Thanks!

    • @checkmarcs
      @checkmarcs 3 года назад +14

      @@ToveriJuri ur welcome

    • @vuyosidinile8493
      @vuyosidinile8493 2 года назад +53

      "OK no. You don't have to" 🤣

    • @tiastez
      @tiastez 3 месяца назад +1

      sounds fake

    • @alejrandom6592
      @alejrandom6592 2 месяца назад +3

      I choked on my tea when he said "no"

  • @afriendofafriend5766
    @afriendofafriend5766 Год назад +2026

    Joe's "Can you do me a huge favor and say bubbles" was brilliant.

    • @CarpetHater
      @CarpetHater Год назад +51

      sometimes the easiest way is the correct way.

    • @qunas101
      @qunas101 Год назад +22

      The definition of "work smarter, not harder"

    • @fluffigverbimmelt
      @fluffigverbimmelt 3 месяца назад +9

      Naw, using it as your name was crazy smooth

    • @walterwhite640
      @walterwhite640 Месяц назад

      @@fluffigverbimmeltI always use fake names when getting a reservation or whatever. Osama, Melvin, A literal lamp, and Melvin.

  • @ThalesWell
    @ThalesWell 3 года назад +4365

    I love how almost nobody realized that "bubbles" wasn't on the forbidden word list.

  • @Ghostrident
    @Ghostrident 4 года назад +7624

    Both on the phone are thinking the other is person stupid.

    • @jessedupuy4124
      @jessedupuy4124 4 года назад +74

      What did you edit? You missed something

    • @monkeyman123321
      @monkeyman123321 4 года назад +47

      I run pizza shops in America..... I get these kinds of caller ALL THE TIME. Also a ton of people who think they can get veg pizza with corn SMH.

    • @jongho.finance_made_easy
      @jongho.finance_made_easy 4 года назад +3

      LMAOOOO

    • @PennDraken
      @PennDraken 4 года назад +65

      @@monkeyman123321 Why can't you get a veg pizza with corn?

    • @sgm5189
      @sgm5189 4 года назад

      Both ppl are stupid thats why

  • @beau.4564
    @beau.4564 4 года назад +19850

    "I speak fluently but I do not know the word cheese" is every bilingual person's life

    • @BineroBE
      @BineroBE 4 года назад +607

      @@UCKY5 Bilingual people actually tend to have weaker vocabulary in all languages they speak than people who only know 1 language.

    • @eamonnwalker4512
      @eamonnwalker4512 4 года назад +1593

      This is accurate, but half the time it's, "I don't know this word in my second language," and half the time it's, "I forgot this word in my mother tongue."

    • @TheWaxonator
      @TheWaxonator 4 года назад +217

      @@beau.4564 I think the absolute worst is when you don't recall the word you are looking for, so you just use the word from some other language without thinking about it.
      Like "Oh yes i would like a *stor* pizza"(large) and the other person just looks at you funny.

    • @TheWaxonator
      @TheWaxonator 4 года назад +52

      Or at work when an international customer calls, and i work in systems made in my mother language(Swedish) and i have to talk with the customer in English and also try to translate phrases that i never use privately whilst also trying to do things in the systems. (One of the phrases being literally translated as binding time, but more appropriate to say is "Contract period" or something like that)

    • @eamonnwalker4512
      @eamonnwalker4512 4 года назад +82

      @@BineroBE Is that true? I find it surprising. Learning French in high school really expanded my English vocabulary.

  • @AlecDouglas
    @AlecDouglas 4 года назад +1613

    “Could you do me a huge favor and say bubbles?”
    “Bubbles? No.”

  • @mannyc6649
    @mannyc6649 3 года назад +10567

    So nobody is questioning the fact that they have to order a *vegetarian* pizza with bacon and pepperoni?

    • @t.k.3580
      @t.k.3580 3 года назад +406

      Not really, probably easier to say it that way instead of listing off everything you want on it

    • @Rainxiety
      @Rainxiety 3 года назад +753

      @@Syzygizing t
      they're ordering a a vegetarian WITH meat tho

    • @heelercs
      @heelercs 3 года назад +115

      I was wondering the same. Glad I’m not the only one

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 3 года назад +70

      @@Rainxiety yeah, yes they are doing, and then adding bacon to have the meat with more veggies

    • @MordorFishChannel
      @MordorFishChannel 3 года назад +227

      @@Rainxiety They just explained it to you... It's easier this way if you like a lot of veggies on your pizza. "veggie with bacon" vs "pizza with bacon, olives, tomatoes, onion, bell pepper, spinach" etc.

  • @JohnnyCenter25
    @JohnnyCenter25 Год назад +267

    Everyone's commenting on how Joe asking the pizzaguy to say bubbles was brilliant, but honestly Doc just saying his name is Bubbles knowing the pizza place would repeat his fake name was the real brilliance.

  • @ythadrian
    @ythadrian 4 года назад +4456

    "You have a recommendation?"
    "Pepperoni sir"
    "I'll have that one"

    • @rickblaine7463
      @rickblaine7463 4 года назад +39

      What are you specials? I'll take one👍

    • @celiachavez3616
      @celiachavez3616 3 года назад +2

      I'm the 999th like

    • @ythadrian
      @ythadrian 3 года назад +4

      @@celiachavez3616 im the 1k

    • @celiachavez3616
      @celiachavez3616 3 года назад +3

      @@ythadrian sweet

    • @celiachavez3616
      @celiachavez3616 3 года назад +7

      @@ythadrian 𝙄 𝙪𝙣𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙚 1𝙠 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚.

  • @pandasareawesome4813
    @pandasareawesome4813 4 года назад +18106

    I remember watching this episode, and just thinking they were all stupid. Then I tried to do it. These are very smart people

    • @DavidMulderOne
      @DavidMulderOne 4 года назад +1248

      I so was hoping one of them would grab a smartphone and just order it online from Dominos or something :D

    • @jaredf6205
      @jaredf6205 4 года назад +715

      Comedians are generally smarter than your average person.

    • @simpletongeek
      @simpletongeek 4 года назад +511

      Give me the largest neapolitan pie you've got. What kind of toppings do you have? I'll say yea or nay for each. Have your delivery guy says "bubbles" if he sees a dog. Thanks.

    • @jonsimpson6240
      @jonsimpson6240 4 года назад +138

      Could I get your biggest pie, no dairy, no sauce, pep, pig chunks? And the order is for bubbles.

    • @feha92
      @feha92 4 года назад +158

      Fairly sure the smart option is to order online, that way you dont need to use any words at all. Then prank-call a pizza-place and make them say bubbles.
      If you do phone the place, it would help to look up their menu and use a menu as the base which already is as similar to your order as possible.
      The person who said he couldn't eat dairy was really smart there btw, as that is probably a very common request to the pizza places.

  • @jackychen6261
    @jackychen6261 4 года назад +10710

    Everyone is trying to trick the pizza guy to say bubbles
    Dude with beard: could you please say bubbles for me? *ding bonus point acquired*

    • @tarmac5482
      @tarmac5482 4 года назад +679

      That I feel is the smartest thing done in this episode

    • @brennencox516
      @brennencox516 4 года назад +1035

      The "tricky" part of this requirement, was realizing you could say bubbles to the employee.

    • @basstrammel1322
      @basstrammel1322 4 года назад +149

      It takes a complex mind to be as funny as Joe Wilkinson.

    • @koolkiller35
      @koolkiller35 4 года назад +30

      Exactly what I would’ve done

    • @gonkdroid9325
      @gonkdroid9325 3 года назад +115

      @Violet Did you.. steal top comment?

  • @じゅげむ-s6b
    @じゅげむ-s6b 3 года назад +2045

    "you know, the thing you eat with eggs"
    "we don't serve eggs"
    are you kidding me woman

    • @blazeord
      @blazeord 3 года назад +109

      I always eat eggs with my eggs smh

    • @PravinDahal
      @PravinDahal 3 года назад +11

      Yeah, because she's talking calls all day for r-words so that the fat fks can get fatter... over the old telephone line... and she's supposed to listen to everything carefully.

    • @NilsThePotato
      @NilsThePotato 3 года назад +79

      @@PravinDahal what do you have against ppl who eat pizza

    • @TinyBitMouse01
      @TinyBitMouse01 3 года назад +92

      English clearly wasn't her first language ill say as much

    • @BenDavisSkydiving
      @BenDavisSkydiving 3 года назад +44

      @@PravinDahal Probably in a loud environment too.

  • @myrtila
    @myrtila 3 года назад +594

    This is literally me trying to act human while speaking on the phone because of my anxiety

    • @kaldogorath
      @kaldogorath 3 года назад +18

      Greetings person named James with which I am acquainted.
      Hello?
      Ahh yeah that's it.

    • @susanajimenez9030
      @susanajimenez9030 2 года назад +2

      Same

    • @allyson--
      @allyson-- 2 года назад

      Lol

  • @HawtLS
    @HawtLS 4 года назад +3225

    "can you do me a huge favor and say bubbles"

  • @aclstudios
    @aclstudios 4 года назад +1412

    The irony that Katherine broke the rules to say "No tomato", and they still added it!

    • @LesserMoffHootkins
      @LesserMoffHootkins 2 года назад +25

      She should have said “to-MAY-to”.

    • @jessiejanson1528
      @jessiejanson1528 Год назад +27

      They could have just said half words "no eese" "no chee" "no tomay" "no mayto" technically not saying the word.

    • @JesusFriedChrist
      @JesusFriedChrist Год назад +2

      @@LesserMoffHootkins She _is_ Canadian and that’s how we do say it, I guess her trying to be more British backfired a bit eh 😂

    • @OceanLover1188
      @OceanLover1188 Год назад +3

      @@jessiejanson1528 Exactly. Just pretend the phone connection is really horrible.

  • @riteshkumargupta5648
    @riteshkumargupta5648 4 года назад +2797

    Joe saying bacon after the person guessed it will never not be funny

    • @ijemand5672
      @ijemand5672 2 года назад +1

      never not? That's no proper English

    • @hmmm8590
      @hmmm8590 2 года назад +95

      @@ijemand5672 they are not from england

    • @ijemand5672
      @ijemand5672 2 года назад +1

      @@hmmm8590 who asked

    • @hmmm8590
      @hmmm8590 2 года назад +53

      @@ijemand5672 joe

    • @lenomnom
      @lenomnom 2 года назад +93

      @@ijemand5672 how so? It’s a double negation and brings the point across even stronger than simply saying “always”.

  • @ielo03
    @ielo03 3 года назад +521

    "Could you read all the toppings available I don't have the menu" then just says yes or no

    • @natebit7167
      @natebit7167 3 года назад +36

      Genius

    • @FXFGamer
      @FXFGamer 3 года назад +7

      Literally my first thought

    • @soccerguy2433
      @soccerguy2433 3 года назад +7

      Menu? Has anyone anywhere ever used a menu to order pizza?

    • @dawnriddler
      @dawnriddler 3 года назад +25

      @@soccerguy2433 umm yes, literally everywhere

    • @mermaidmoon2254
      @mermaidmoon2254 3 года назад +4

      Much easier. I'm Italian, I would just order a "margherita".

  • @lillianfolsom6741
    @lillianfolsom6741 3 года назад +391

    The pizza restaurant employees watching this: 👁👄👁 so that’s why.....

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 3 года назад +15

      Had this happened to me when I worked at a pizza place and then saw it on TV it would have made my day.

    • @jestfullgremblim8002
      @jestfullgremblim8002 2 года назад +1

      @@GhostBear3067 yeah lol

  • @hive_indicator318
    @hive_indicator318 4 года назад +2883

    I'll bet $100 that Joe orders pizza by saying "large, round, doughy thing" 95% of the time.

  • @Rhaphidophile
    @Rhaphidophile 4 года назад +3006

    "Real quick, the Powerpuff girls, the blue one, what was her name?"

    • @MRMeaws
      @MRMeaws 4 года назад +172

      Blue girl that’s her name

    • @tianlanderas
      @tianlanderas 4 года назад +118

      *hungs up*

    • @cattocs
      @cattocs 4 года назад +23

      Gelato?

    • @Kittsuera
      @Kittsuera 4 года назад +54

      "everything nice."

    • @PM-qk1td
      @PM-qk1td 4 года назад +62

      Squirtle

  • @strawberrysnowflake9
    @strawberrysnowflake9 4 года назад +4623

    it's so unfair for katherine to lose points bc the pizza people accidentally added tomato! i feel like she did so well

    • @xenomorphan
      @xenomorphan 4 года назад +371

      Well she also said tomato

    • @ssccaappeeggooaatt
      @ssccaappeeggooaatt 3 года назад +89

      lol idk how they can honestly say she didnt win

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 3 года назад +347

      I feel like as a woman you have an advantage in this, because everyone already assumes they have to explain everything to you

    • @MrKillApple
      @MrKillApple 3 года назад +198

      @@MarcillaSmith Not gonna lie, that's kinda sexist. But I don't disagree with you, world is fucked

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 3 года назад +210

      @@MrKillApple yes, it's totally sexist. And not an endorsement, just an observation

  • @zakr7631
    @zakr7631 2 года назад +85

    I feel like this is more a reflection of the different pizza places rather than of the contestants .

  • @jofx4051
    @jofx4051 3 года назад +284

    Dude with beard: I'm gonna do what is called big brain move

  • @Mothman1992
    @Mothman1992 4 года назад +2347

    The biggest pie you got, veggie, no sauce, no dairy, add rashers and... what's the word? It's like salami but spicier.
    My name is spelled mr. Bubbles

    • @Mr.M1STER
      @Mr.M1STER 4 года назад +114

      You can say Bubbles so no need to spell it.

    • @TheDGomezzi
      @TheDGomezzi 4 года назад +71

      Wtf is rashers

    • @Mr.M1STER
      @Mr.M1STER 4 года назад +118

      @@TheDGomezzi Rashers are thin slices of bacon.

    • @brownie3454
      @brownie3454 4 года назад +34

      you cant say veggie

    • @SKyrim190
      @SKyrim190 4 года назад +118

      @@brownie3454 you can't say vegetarian. They didn't specify a rule for veggie

  • @taiwoal
    @taiwoal 4 года назад +383

    The one word they were allowed to say is: “Bubbles” and some didn’t figure that out

    • @AT-yj8gl
      @AT-yj8gl 2 года назад +4

      I know right like why were they trying to avoid it

  • @aulirwis
    @aulirwis 4 года назад +927

    I want to imagine them calling the same pizza place with different employees, brought together by this confusing experience

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 года назад +7

      They each called a different pizza place...

  • @LadyBeeSting2434
    @LadyBeeSting2434 3 года назад +135

    I’ve worked at a pizza parlor, we have a million things going on (ovens, deliveries, online orders, in store customers, changing shifts, ringing up orders, answering phones) but people take their pizza order very serious. I had to go to work mumbling under my breath every day,” it’s just pizza, it’s just pizza!” This would have annoyed the mess out of me. Lol 😂

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 года назад +4

      Evidently you don't take correct spelling very seriously though lmao

    • @rat-ated-cat
      @rat-ated-cat 2 года назад +2

      @@HOTD108_ What

    • @bungeepete7393
      @bungeepete7393 2 года назад +14

      @@HOTD108_ 1. There's no spelling mistakes here. Maybe their grammar was a bit off but it's not such a big deal.
      2. Not everybody speaks english as their first language, so please, if you see someone spell something wrong, correct them kindly, it makes a difference.
      ( I can tell you were trying to make fun of them)
      3. If you can understand what they are saying and you can even tell what is wrong with their statement, I'd say it's good enough.
      Don't forget the purpose of learning another language is so that people can understand you and you can understand them.
      If that is accomplished, then their English is good enough.
      You can still correct people but remember to tell them how to fix their mistake and advise them kindly.

    • @kys4289
      @kys4289 2 года назад +5

      @@bungeepete7393 we really need more people like you

    • @noahcrowley2954
      @noahcrowley2954 2 месяца назад +1

      @@bungeepete7393 bro hired a lawyer

  • @ConstantUNTILisnt
    @ConstantUNTILisnt 2 года назад +194

    1. Call pizza shop
    2. Ask what they serve.
    "We serve pizza and...." "Yes, that please"
    3. Ask for the biggest one and everything it comes with.
    4. Confused seller should reply "you mean extra large pizza with bacon, cheese, tomato (a lot more), instead of selecting what u need, unselect what u dont.
    5. Can you please say bubbles?
    6. Profit

    • @understandabIe
      @understandabIe 3 месяца назад

      would that still count as a 'vegitarian pizza' tho?

  • @youngwang97
    @youngwang97 4 года назад +394

    I'm going adopt "I'm not from England" as an excuse

    • @volundrfrey896
      @volundrfrey896 4 года назад +61

      I use it as an excuse all the time, however since I don't live in England it makes very little sense.

    • @neithere
      @neithere 4 года назад +6

      "He's from Barcelona"

    • @gunnaryoung
      @gunnaryoung 4 года назад +10

      Username checks out.

    • @MrK4399
      @MrK4399 4 года назад +9

      I always use that excuse in college/when i meet someone new (like "sorry i don't understand what he talking about because i was from A"). Its weirdly always working and everyone trust me about it. Btw sorry for bad english, i was born in Uganda~

    • @superleipoman
      @superleipoman 3 года назад +2

      me too which is funny because I am not in England

  • @sambyers7653
    @sambyers7653 4 года назад +430

    "Hi, yes, I'd like to place an order. Before we start, I need to let you know that I have a medical condition called aphasia. It affects my ability to communicate and at times makes it hard to remember specific words, so please forgive me if I have to talk in circles to get my meaning across."

    • @StealthDonkey007
      @StealthDonkey007 4 года назад +55

      "Hi, yes, I'd like to place an order. Before we start, I need to let you know that I have a medical condition called aphasia. It affects my ability to communicate and at times makes it hard to remember specific words, so please forgive me if I have to just spell the word out for you instead."

    • @theeggtimertictic1136
      @theeggtimertictic1136 4 года назад +29

      I had the same idea but I called it 'Reverse Tourettes' : where you repeatedly can't use certain words out of the blue. Just invent a disability and then they have to accommodate you.

    • @62.81
      @62.81 3 года назад +1

      I’d hang up

    • @Hyrum_Graff
      @Hyrum_Graff 3 года назад +9

      Why bother lying? Just explain the task to them.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 года назад +4

      @@62.81 Hanging up on a customer for no reason is a good way to get fired tho

  • @dunbar9finger
    @dunbar9finger 4 года назад +433

    I like Katherine trying to convince him that someone with a perfectly normal Toronto accent would forget the word "cheese".

  • @Lilitha11
    @Lilitha11 3 года назад +483

    I would of just told them, "My friends challenged me to make an order without saying certain words. So here is what I want..." Then describe it the best I could, and had them repeat it back to me to confirm it all. As long as you are actually buying the pizza they will probably find it amusing and not care that much.

    • @coolkumquats
      @coolkumquats 2 года назад +62

      This would be my tactic as well. Give the person on the other end some context so they can help figure it out, instead of just confusing them and sounding like an idiot. I think most of the time they'd go along with it no problem.

    • @ryanscott6600
      @ryanscott6600 2 года назад +42

      I bet you're a ton of fun at parties

    • @justwaiting5744
      @justwaiting5744 2 года назад +14

      Oh I would've faked an accent.

    • @ChrisM-qo1jc
      @ChrisM-qo1jc 2 года назад +20

      If theyre not native speakers they may not understand that. As in theyre only used in taking order.
      Also they might hang up on you or say stuff like, I'm tryna work here go call someone else to play your stupid games.

    • @Lilitha11
      @Lilitha11 2 года назад +4

      @@ChrisM-qo1jc It is possible, but it seems like a low risk with a large benefit.

  • @enricbf8475
    @enricbf8475 3 года назад +78

    When it's a language based task you know Catherine is gonna kill it and then absolutely mess up in an entire diferent way.

  • @rosieanox7557
    @rosieanox7557 4 года назад +651

    My social anxiety would have me walking right out this task😭

    • @apoema42
      @apoema42 4 года назад +20

      As a more mathematical inclined person there are a bunch of tasks that I feel I could do better than the participants. But this one? This one would be impossible for me.

    • @neithere
      @neithere 4 года назад +21

      Jokes aside, seems to help when you distance yourself from the situation and focus on the goal. I may sound like an idiot but I need this goddamn thing and I don't care what people think. (Hint: most of the time they are so busy with their own stuff that they won't even notice 98% of your worst mistakes.)

    • @xJeremySx
      @xJeremySx 4 года назад +4

      Just watching this is stressing me out lmao

    • @chiot888
      @chiot888 4 года назад +5

      This seemed like it’d be fun and I have pretty bad social anxiety. I think because they’re purposefully made to sound clueless so there’s not a right thing to say, it’s just fumbling around making references and mostly incoherent comments until they make the connection, which is usually what conversations feel like anyway. And it’s over the phone

    • @dramamine755
      @dramamine755 4 года назад

      You're the problem with society

  • @TatsumiOga682
    @TatsumiOga682 4 года назад +1405

    * Speaks english fluently with a british accent* "Whats the melty stuff again? Sorry, I'm not from England"

    • @lolwut6635
      @lolwut6635 4 года назад +181

      She didn't have a British accent

    • @aegistahl1835
      @aegistahl1835 4 года назад +132

      She didn't have a british accent at all, the actor's actually Canadian. If anything she sounds like a typical woman from the west coast.

    • @neerajkona5425
      @neerajkona5425 4 года назад +23

      She has an American accent

    • @landewell6862
      @landewell6862 4 года назад

      Indian

    • @PathOfAvraham
      @PathOfAvraham 4 года назад +14

      @@neerajkona5425 She sounds canadian.

  • @MaghrebProductions
    @MaghrebProductions 4 года назад +167

    The pizza phone guy pretends he is stupid so he doesn’t waste his body energy.

    • @superleipoman
      @superleipoman 3 года назад +12

      my attitude in minimumwage job is precisely this

    • @mrsirman2177
      @mrsirman2177 2 года назад

      @@superleipoman yeah lol

  • @mace2172
    @mace2172 3 года назад +92

    "can you do me a huge favor and say the word 'Bubbles"" I get huge Simon Pegg vibes from this guy.

  • @takozz2197
    @takozz2197 2 года назад +39

    love the face joe makes when he gets them to say bubbles. you really don't need to overcomplicate it!

  • @cook-arabic2365
    @cook-arabic2365 4 года назад +107

    I thought one of them will try to stutter and urge the answering person to complete the word, that might work!
    - I want it with pepp pepp pepp..
    - Pepperoni?
    - Yup 🤩

  • @hosseinz
    @hosseinz 4 года назад +436

    In New Jersey, I call and say "Let me get a large plain pie" and the guy has my large cheese pizza ready easy as that.

    • @brownie3454
      @brownie3454 4 года назад +62

      yea but we don't all have the time to give the pizzaman a bj everytime

    • @hssy2jrocker
      @hssy2jrocker 4 года назад +4

      Noone asked.

    • @lolwut6635
      @lolwut6635 4 года назад +13

      @@brownie3454 You've hurt me with this comment.

    • @garrettstratton2308
      @garrettstratton2308 4 года назад +12

      Yes, I moved out of state and ordered a large plain pie at a pizza place, they had no idea what I was talking about.

    • @SHx589
      @SHx589 4 года назад +1

      With extra gravy!!

  • @toffeeoliver
    @toffeeoliver 3 года назад +85

    This is so easy, I'd just *proceeds to list thing that would clearly not be thought of under pressure, and has a high chance of going wrong*

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 года назад +7

      This is so easy, I'd just start speaking fluent German.
      I don't know German and the odds of the person on the phone knowing German are very low, but I'm sure it'd all work out.

  • @pkmntrainermark8881
    @pkmntrainermark8881 2 года назад +23

    "My name is Bubbles."
    So simple, yet so brilliant.

  • @verward
    @verward 4 года назад +116

    "I'm not from england." Lol, not a lie haha.

  • @arsean6474
    @arsean6474 4 года назад +256

    Them: Order pizza without saying 'pizza'
    Me and other 384k people: *Interesting*

    • @hiimjustin8826
      @hiimjustin8826 4 года назад +2

      This was always a shit meme but I'm glad you Brits love it

  • @iheartbusterk82
    @iheartbusterk82 4 года назад +274

    Man, I just love Joe Wilkinson. He played his part in this series to perfection.
    I wonder what the people taking the orders thought.
    I still don’t get the whole corn on Richard’s pizza though. Where did that come from?
    Also Richard’s attempt to get them to say bubbles is truly a “why” moment.

    • @iheartbusterk82
      @iheartbusterk82 4 года назад +2

      @FaceGrey that makes sense. Just interesting how he’s the only one with it.

    • @ISAAC55543
      @ISAAC55543 4 года назад +8

      @@iheartbusterk82 Different pizzerias

    • @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
      @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 4 года назад +2

      Jon's and Katherine's also had corn! must be a UK thing

    • @thatLukeKneller
      @thatLukeKneller 3 года назад +3

      I think it's common for vegi pizzas

  • @ezekielchojnacki5047
    @ezekielchojnacki5047 3 года назад +56

    I would say
    "Sorry I have a medical condition that makes me forget words, so I'll have to explain them"

    • @LegDayLas
      @LegDayLas 3 года назад +2

      But how d you remember the words you are using to explain the words?

    • @ezekielchojnacki5047
      @ezekielchojnacki5047 3 года назад +2

      @@LegDayLas not sure how it works I just know a guy with a condition like that

    • @ra5hid101
      @ra5hid101 2 месяца назад

      “ i am not fluent” .

  • @ianbruscky
    @ianbruscky 3 года назад +26

    imagine being an italian pizzaiolo and having to make a no tomato sauce and no cheese pizza

  • @XanthosAcanthus
    @XanthosAcanthus 4 года назад +263

    Why didn't they just say pie? Is that an American thing?
    Edit: oh, they did say pie.

    • @averylfong4843
      @averylfong4843 4 года назад +33

      It's an American thing mostly, I've never heard it used in the UK. It was the Canadian who said 'pie' in the end :)

    • @XanthosAcanthus
      @XanthosAcanthus 4 года назад +16

      Josh uhh, no.

    • @averylfong4843
      @averylfong4843 4 года назад +17

      @@Josh-ez1bt Google says it's typically a NY/Northeastern term coined by Italian immigrants, so yes, Americans do say pie

    • @emartinez2740
      @emartinez2740 4 года назад +3

      Josh It’s not common but I hear it often in Florida. Even watching comedy shoes like Key and Peele the pizza place episode they say it.

    • @XanthosAcanthus
      @XanthosAcanthus 4 года назад +1

      @@emartinez2740 even here in Alabama. There are some places here where the pizza is literally a pie too. Like 1 1/2 (maybe even more. Haven't been there in a minute) inches of sauce, meat, veggies, and cheese.

  • @river7874
    @river7874 4 года назад +39

    Doc somehow managed to order None-Pizza with Left Beef. Brilliant.

  • @user-ii7sz1tq5r
    @user-ii7sz1tq5r 4 года назад +276

    I’ll be like : ‘ you know the power puff girls??’
    ‘Yeah?’
    ‘Can you please tell me the blue ones name?’
    Worth a shot

    • @alias3660
      @alias3660 4 года назад +11

      if that one pizza chick couldnt even understand that circular slices of meat was supposed to be interpreted as "pepperoni" idk if she'll get that cultural reference tbh lol

    • @blah7983
      @blah7983 4 года назад +10

      Was that show popular in England

    • @luvlycan
      @luvlycan 3 года назад

      Bubbles was the yellow one... If I remember correctly

    • @superleipoman
      @superleipoman 3 года назад

      MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK

    • @PandaFan2443
      @PandaFan2443 3 года назад +5

      @@luvlycan There was no yellow one, but the blue one had yellow hair.

  • @saralopezCR
    @saralopezCR 3 года назад +31

    I would have a bad enough time explaining why I want BACON on my VEGETARIAN pizza

  • @LillianRZP
    @LillianRZP 4 года назад +158

    You know, the task only says "order a pizza", it doesn't say you have to call, I would have ordered on the website 😂

    • @Veenbuen1
      @Veenbuen1 4 года назад +13

      That wouldn’t offer as much comedic value sadly, other than the act itself being quirky and all lol.

    • @heroinboblivesagain5478
      @heroinboblivesagain5478 2 года назад +1

      @@Veenbuen1 But thats part of the fun! I love when they solve the task in a creative way.

  • @6709LeftzBehind
    @6709LeftzBehind 4 года назад +20

    Key words and phrases: dairy-free, veggies, plants, greens, red sauce, classic toppings, meat (strips/patties/crumble)

  • @user-qu2vx9tp1q
    @user-qu2vx9tp1q 3 года назад +125

    Literally for pizza just use “a pie”

    • @JojoTheVulture
      @JojoTheVulture 3 года назад +13

      I don't think the brits know that.

    • @bd1043
      @bd1043 3 года назад +2

      Was thinking that exact thing lmaooo

    • @BiancaZhou
      @BiancaZhou 3 года назад +4

      “Flatbread” works great too especially because they didn’t have cheese or sauce LOL

    • @LegDayLas
      @LegDayLas 3 года назад +4

      @@JojoTheVulture Everybody "knows" that pie can = pizza. Many people think it's a stupid shorthand, but never the less, if you call a store that sells pizza and ask for a pie, they know you are one of "those people" and will proceed with the order.

    • @inspectorseb5286
      @inspectorseb5286 3 года назад +7

      Pie for pizza and sandwich for hamburger is a US only thing

  • @Bruh.259
    @Bruh.259 3 года назад +63

    I like how no one mentions the vegetarian pizza with bacon and pepperoni on it lol

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 года назад +1

      Congratulations, you pointed out the obvious joke.

    • @Benjamslikestrains
      @Benjamslikestrains 2 года назад +2

      @@HOTD108_ he's referring to the people taking the order, they didn't question it at all, he's not talking about the comment section or "pointing out the joke"

  • @t.estable3856
    @t.estable3856 3 года назад +74

    They should have ordered "Supreme" Pizzas and then asked to sub the beef and sausage out for "Breakfast Pork". Hold the sauce and said they were lactose intolerant.

    • @charityjustus431
      @charityjustus431 3 года назад +1

      Clever you

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 года назад +2

      You'd fail the task for not ordering a vegetarian. The task specifically says you need to order it as a vegetarian.

  • @RossMcDowall94
    @RossMcDowall94 4 года назад +20

    1:00 didnt saw you couldnt say bubbles

  • @puj71
    @puj71 4 года назад +20

    If I was that person the phone and got asked "Can you say bubbles?'
    Id say, " Mayyyybbbeeee??"

  • @runenorderhaug7646
    @runenorderhaug7646 Год назад +14

    With the bubbles thing. Shows sometimes you just have to go the direct approach lol xd

  • @EnoVarma
    @EnoVarma 2 года назад +9

    It's incredible, that no one realized they could have just told the pizza place they were filming Taskmaster and couldn't say out loud certain words. Would have made it easier.

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 Год назад +5

      Which is likely why they banned the contestants from mentioning TM or TV in the phone task in series 12

  • @prathamtawar1163
    @prathamtawar1163 3 года назад +14

    Me ordering pizza- Can you please read out the menu for me.
    Pizza guy:- Yeah, sure.
    Me- Yes, a no.9 plz

    • @PravinDahal
      @PravinDahal 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, except there's no vegetarian pizza with bacon and pepperoni in it.

  • @darkySp
    @darkySp 4 года назад +224

    "Sorry, i'm not fron England"
    She said in a British accent

    • @TheGamingParadise22
      @TheGamingParadise22 4 года назад +17

      She was the only one who wasn’t British tho

    • @darkySp
      @darkySp 4 года назад

      @@TheGamingParadise22 Really ? Her accent sounded pretty British

    • @michaelwolfe7970
      @michaelwolfe7970 4 года назад +5

      yeah no I didn't think her accent was very British at all. i could understand her

    • @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945
      @chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 4 года назад +2

      the only word she said in a British accent is "tomato." she's Canadian

    • @alias3660
      @alias3660 4 года назад +7

      Very confused to read that some people thought that Katharine sounds British, since especially when juxtaposed with the native English fellas I think it makes it even more clear she's not from England (she's Canadian!)

  • @Msdufr
    @Msdufr 4 года назад +174

    I guess they don’t use the word “pie” to mean pizza there lol

    • @duranpredur1098
      @duranpredur1098 4 года назад +23

      Katherine said "pie" when she called back to remove the melty stuff from the doughy circular meal.

    • @Msdufr
      @Msdufr 4 года назад +1

      @@duranpredur1098 yeah I noticed that after I wrote my comment

    • @amplexumpessimus5027
      @amplexumpessimus5027 4 года назад +7

      @@duranpredur1098 she's the only North American there

    • @MyFictionalChaos
      @MyFictionalChaos 3 года назад

      Europeans dont say "pie" ?

    • @Elrog3
      @Elrog3 3 года назад +1

      @@amplexumpessimus5027 I've never heard anyone call a pizza a pie before in the US. Is it a Canadian thing?

  • @Squilliam_Oinkerton
    @Squilliam_Oinkerton 4 года назад +106

    Biggest size pie in the no animal flesh style, but lactose free and no red liquid stuff add pink cured slices of pork and spicy cured sausage slices. My name? B-u-b-b-l-e-s

  • @ThalesWell
    @ThalesWell 3 года назад +18

    I know the sauce is made with tomato, but who wouldn't hear "no tomato" and simply not add fresh tomatoes as a topping, rather than think to remove the sauce entirely?

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 года назад +2

      Um, did you not listen to the task? They were told specifically to have the sauce removed.

    • @Benjamslikestrains
      @Benjamslikestrains 2 года назад +4

      @@HOTD108_ Um, did you not read the comment? He's explaining why it wasn't removed when it was supposed to be.

    • @LesserMoffHootkins
      @LesserMoffHootkins 2 года назад

      Marinara

  • @ModernDayRenaissanceMan
    @ModernDayRenaissanceMan 3 месяца назад +2

    As a professional prank caller I would have absolutely owned this. The first thing you got to do is make up a foreign accent and pretend you don't speak English that well. And then you lead them where you want them to go

  • @AK-jt9gx
    @AK-jt9gx 3 года назад +37

    “Hey, I’m playing a game where I can’t say some particular words while ordering, so I’m going to describe each thing I want, ok?”

    • @monojitchatterjee3185
      @monojitchatterjee3185 3 года назад

      No

    • @thenarwhalmage
      @thenarwhalmage 3 года назад

      @@monojitchatterjee3185 yes

    • @batwan1632
      @batwan1632 3 года назад

      @@thenarwhalmage no

    • @Droooooo0
      @Droooooo0 2 года назад

      you're fun at parties

    • @AK-jt9gx
      @AK-jt9gx 2 года назад

      @@Droooooo0 half the point of this show is contestants finding loopholes in these sorts of tasks

  • @andrewwoan
    @andrewwoan 4 года назад +35

    LOL that guy just started spelling out the word. that's genius!

    • @andrewwoan
      @andrewwoan 4 года назад +3

      @Devin Ians yea it shoulda been against the rules

    • @punkrockdavid
      @punkrockdavid 4 года назад

      They didn’t clearly think out the rule.

  • @Andy-Mesa
    @Andy-Mesa 4 года назад +67

    Can someone explain to me what a “vegetarian” pizza is, if it has bacon and pepperoni on it?

    • @Khyrid
      @Khyrid 4 года назад +51

      The pig was grown in a field, so it counts as a plant.

    • @grassCrow
      @grassCrow 4 года назад +3

      Andy Mesa yea, its a vegetarian pizza with pepperoni and bacon

    • @MyLifeInBinary
      @MyLifeInBinary 4 года назад +1

      It's a vegetarian's "cheat day pizza". Cheating on their vegetarian diet that is.

    • @UnbornHeretic
      @UnbornHeretic 4 года назад +11

      Vegetarian is not the adjective of the pizza, it is what the pizza with vegetables on it is called. Like ordering a meat lovers pizza with peppers. Or like ordering a hawaiian pizza with pepperoni.

    • @ezraleite7260
      @ezraleite7260 4 года назад

      Unborn Heretic i’ve never heard it that way, but that makes sense.

  • @codyvautour1087
    @codyvautour1087 2 года назад +6

    “Can you do me a favor and say bubbles for me?” SO SMART 🤣

  • @poisonpotato1
    @poisonpotato1 3 года назад +2

    Step 1: take out smart phone
    Step 2: download an app or go to website
    Step 3: click on what you want without talking
    Step 4 click deliver

  • @DangitManee
    @DangitManee 4 года назад +39

    Just say “what are your pork topping options?” Then when they say which one say “that one!”

  • @Soloman_Gumball
    @Soloman_Gumball 4 года назад +35

    This was such a good challenge idea.

  • @elescobars
    @elescobars 3 года назад +6

    "The stuff that melts... I forget the word, I'm not from England" had me dead 😂

  • @bulletmaster
    @bulletmaster 3 месяца назад +2

    I think Catherine Should have gotten the highest score, she did the assignment flawlessly

  • @trinarystar
    @trinarystar 3 дня назад +1

    “Without the…uh…fromage” LMFAOOOOO

  • @mrpinkshirt4
    @mrpinkshirt4 4 года назад +7

    Maybe it's not a common term across the pond, but in the US an easy way to not ask for a "pizza" is just to ask for a "pie."

  • @smexyphysics
    @smexyphysics 4 года назад +41

    I'm not from England so I don't know the word for cheese... that was hilarious.

    • @superleipoman
      @superleipoman 3 года назад

      I would have said I was lactose intolerant and vegan shit is gross af

  • @Zedja
    @Zedja 3 года назад +8

    To get the pizza itself you can call it a big pie. And to say bubbles, just ask for a drink with bubbles and repeat that it's important that it has bubbles.

  • @ccmofo
    @ccmofo Год назад +2

    If I was on this, I would definitely act like a foreigner trying to speak his first English to the pizza person

  • @MarshallNemesis
    @MarshallNemesis 2 года назад +5

    Everyone is trying to trick the pizza guy to say bubbles
    Dude with beard: could you please say the word « bubbles » for me?
    *ding bonus point acquired*

  • @Punz18
    @Punz18 4 года назад +20

    I know it's the UK, but they could've said Pie instead of Pizza

  • @safrprojects
    @safrprojects 3 года назад +11

    Genuinely surprised nobody ordered a normal pizza that would've tasted good just to get free pizza

  • @gawdawful2742
    @gawdawful2742 4 года назад +56

    Order a Pizza Without Saying 'Pizza'
    New Yorkers and Bostoners: *Ahaaaaa..*

  • @nicholaspenland6394
    @nicholaspenland6394 Год назад +1

    "Hi! I would like to order a 14 inch with no extra toppings"

  • @jonahdove1902
    @jonahdove1902 3 года назад +2

    “Hi, I made a bet that I could place a certain order without saying certain words; would you be willing to work with me? I’ll add half the bet to the tip.”

  • @Chibitizer
    @Chibitizer 2 года назад +6

    reads the topping list: That's just a classic Supreme Pizza from Little Caesars.

  • @Kellexar
    @Kellexar Год назад +4

    I really thought someone would be like "hey mate I'm on a TV show doing a challenge so I can't say some words"

  • @Therealalbot
    @Therealalbot 4 года назад +5

    If I ever set up a landline, that's the phone I want.

  • @starship1701
    @starship1701 3 года назад +2

    it's really weird, maybe it's because I'm american, but "no tomatoes" doesn't mean "no sauce" for me. There are pizzas with tomato slices on them, so no one that I know would say that no tomatoes means no sauce. Also, I'm surprised I didn't see everyone saying "pie" in place of the word "pizza". Those two words are practically synonyms at a pizza place.

  • @QuakeNLD
    @QuakeNLD 3 года назад +22

    Dude, can they just not say: "hey, I am in a game show and the objective is to order a certain product without using a certain list of words. They gonna pay for it, so feel free to make this as expansive as ya want."

    • @ThePCJohnson
      @ThePCJohnson 3 года назад +1

      I wouldn't be so sure that the contestants didn't have to pay for pizzas themselves. This is the BBC, not an American show that gives away several thousand dollars and a few cars every episode.

    • @nicholasvandervelden450
      @nicholasvandervelden450 3 года назад +2

      @@ThePCJohnson Not to mention, back when it was a one-man project the first task Alex assigned was "put as much money in my bank account as possible"

    • @invictrus
      @invictrus 3 года назад +1

      This.
      There's no rule against explaining that you have to act stupid for a few minutes.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 года назад +3

      But you'd fail the task for not ordering the correct pizza. Wtf??

  • @cooljammer00
    @cooljammer00 2 года назад +6

    Where I'm from, I can call a pizzeria up and just ask for a "pie" and this would be incredibly easy.

  • @joshhale9355
    @joshhale9355 3 года назад +17

    Finding this show has given me some of the heartiest laughs I’ve had in awhile.

  • @Blixthand
    @Blixthand 3 года назад +8

    Describing all the topping without naming them is the hard part. I don't think I've ever said the word Pizza when ordering Pizza, though I am of course ordering from a menu, so I'll just say a "Calzone" or a "Capricciosa" or whatever.

  • @ArkhBaegor
    @ArkhBaegor 3 месяца назад +1

    "Hi, I'd like your biggest veggie pie with no sauce and no dairy. Also, could you add some rashers and some spicy pork slices on there?" Best I could think of

  • @julienducarroz8138
    @julienducarroz8138 3 месяца назад +1

    As someone who speaks French, I thought it was obvious to switch the word bacon with lard until I realized that lard does not mean bacon at all in English

  • @BigScottyMcCreeryFan
    @BigScottyMcCreeryFan 3 года назад +7

    "I'm not from England, but I speak the language fluently and don't know the word cheese"
    Not an exact quote but that whole commentary had me dying 🤣

    • @pinut187
      @pinut187 3 года назад

      She is from Canada actually

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ 2 года назад +1

      @@pinut187 No, she's from North America actually.

    • @Benjamslikestrains
      @Benjamslikestrains 2 года назад

      @@HOTD108_ That's the same thing

  • @emmaj8337
    @emmaj8337 4 года назад +24

    I cant believe nobody just said altered versions of the words, like “pepperoti” 😂 the rules didnt imply anything against that. Anyway that’s what I would’ve done

    • @pinut187
      @pinut187 3 года назад

      Or use salami

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 года назад +2

      One guy said fromage

    • @zwenkwiel816
      @zwenkwiel816 2 года назад +1

      Lol that's quite genius. They'll just think you have speech impediment or something.
      Also pig Latin could be an option, if they happen to get it you're done
      I want 1 izzapay with no omatotay and no eesechay just aconbay and epperonipay.
      Come to think of it might as well just leave the first letter out entirely. Would probably be more clear